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The Virgins are Buzzworthy

“Donald Cumming may look low energy [it’s known as affected] , but one look at The Virgins‘ [new-ish] “Rich Girls” video and that all goes right out the window [like the baby with the bathwater]. Clearly, the NYC band’s brown-baggin’ [on his 40oz or on his head?] frontman isn’t quite as mellow as he appears in a formal sit-down. “I’ve lost a lot of my time in there [I HEAR YOU],” Cumming says of Lit Bar, where the video was shot. (Except, presumably, without all the [feigned]impromptu lap dances, [non]spontaneous water-throwing and sizzling [skinny ‘n scurrred] Victoria’s Secret [vanilla] supermodels [The bar is usually infested with skanky coke whores].)

And since we’re betting [YOU LOSE] there are a few more things you never knew about the not-so-virginal [hetro] indie [major] poppers [like, Wade has IBS, fer instance], we suggest you watch our [awkward] video interview with the band then take another look at [SeMeN in the video] the wild [‘n mild], bacchanalian bar bash [alliteration, woah] that is “Rich Girls.” That is, unless you have something against trance-y Talking Heads-meets-Duran Duran vocals and gorgeous Namibian [Nambia=AIDS ridden Kraut colonized African republic] eye-candy. [I have something against sentences with too many hyphens]”
MTV Buzzworthy [‘n SeMeN SPeRmS]

Spoiler Alert: Here’s a shot of the best part in the video

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