January, 2009 | SeMeN SPeRmS SuPeR SiTe

The Dark Bros – Purveyors of Fine Filth

Dark Bros. Logo

Some of the first pornos I ever saw were directed by

Dark Bros. aka Gregory Dark

He was king of the mid-late 80’s neon lit dark weirdness, with coked out new wave comedy pushin’ the limits of good taste and reachin’ new levels of erotic nonsense. Here are the top ones, I think you can buy the last two on DVD.

Let Me Tell Ya ‘Bout Black Chicks (1985)

It was hard to even find pictures from this non-PC race baitin’ porno weirdness, that featured a scene with hooded Klansman double teamin’ an African-American woman.

an excerpt from: Blackness and Sexualities
By Michelle M. Wright, Schuhmann Wright, Antje Schuhmann

let me tell ya bout white chicks

Let Me Tell Ya ‘Bout White Chicks (1984)

“The plot is this, 5 black guys sit around talking about how awesome white girls are in bed. One guy has never done a white girl and says they don’t turn him on. So as each guy relates his story we go into a flashback that is the sex scene. The scenes are funny with one scene including a man eating cake off of a woman’s nether regions and marveling at how delicious it is. Finally they get the one guy to take on a white girl at the end of the film.” –IMDB

New Wave Hookers (1985)

New Wave Hookers

“the infamous Dark Bros. are going to unlock the door to your imagination. Beyond it lies another dimension: a dimension of sex, passion and uncompromising eroticism. Past the prostitute up ahead, your next stop… “New Wave Hookers”!

Black hustler Jamal and his punk friend Jimmy fall asleep in front of the TV and share a dream of bone-stiffening proportions: As the proprietors of an outrageous call girl service, they use the hottest new-wave tunes to get their girls hot and bothered.

Once they are worked up, the girls set the town ablaze in a flesh fest of heretofore unseen proportions. These gorgeous girls become the sexperts of the new dimention, trapped in a madcap world where all their secret desires are mercilessly unleashed.” – from the box

Hustler: Film of the year 1985!

Traci Lords played the Devil in New Wave Hookers, but was edited out after her underage scandal.

Gregory Dark Now
Gregory Dark went on to direct videos for tweeny boppers Britney Spears & Mandy Moore

File under Blast From The Past, Comedy, Culture, Fetish, SeMeN SPeRmS BLArRrG, SeMeN SPeRmS ViDeO CLuB, Sex

Colin Ferguson – The LIRR Massacre – Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

Colin Ferguson (born January 14, 1958) was convicted of murdering six people and injuring nineteen others on the Long Island Rail Road in Garden City, New York on December 7, 1993.

How they let someone this delusional act as his own lawyer, I’ll never figure.
The footage is classic!

Write to:
Attica Correctional Facility
Exchange St
Attica, New York 14011-0149

File under Blast From The Past, Conspiracy Theory, Cut 'n' Paste Content, It Only Gets Worse, New York City History

Kenny Rogers – The Inbred Retarded Albino White Tiger

I’ve been kinda obsessed with this retarded white tiger named ‘Kenny’ ever since I first saw a picture of his snaggle-toothed maw.

So, I started diggin’ to find out more, and discovered his last name was ‘Rogers’!

Haaah! Kenny Rogers! I guess he does bear some resemblance to the ‘Gambler’/ Country music legend/plastic surgery disaster.

Kenny also has a orange brother who is more mentally fucked then him, named, get this, ‘Willie Nelson‘! Seems that they are both the siblings of a pair of white tigers named Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty, who were brother and sister. It’s like a whole feline incest Grand Ole Opry!

White tigers are freaks of nature. They occur when there’s massive inbreedin’, so most of ’em are a lil’ funny.

Iron Mike chokes out a white tiger he once owned. I heard a story that when he was havin’ financial troubles, he fired the tiger’s trainer, but kept the tiger. Supposedly he ended up bein’ pinned down and raped by the massive feline. Who knows if it’s true, but it makes for a wild visual!

Mike has issues with the animal kingdom, check this out: “I paid a worker at New York’s zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback’s snotbox! He declined.”

Another famous white tiger is Montecore, the one who did mankind and exploited white tigerkind a favor when he ‘accidently’ mauled Roy Horn of Seigfried and Roy in 2003, thus endin’ the long run of their fruity Euro magic show at the Mirage. No more frosted Krauts to demean the proud pride by makin’ them minions. “there was a woman with a “big hairdo” in the front row who, he says, “fascinated and distracted” Montecore. The woman reached out to attempt to pet the animal, and Roy jumped between the woman and the tiger.” NomNomNom. What a Vegas exit!


As for Kenny, it seems he has has gone the way of Kenny Rogers Roasters, there’s no info about him on the Turpentine Creek website, where he was relocated a few years back. I hope yer in a better place, my special tiger friend.

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File under SeMeN SPeRmS BLArRrG, So Wrong!