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Kenny Rogers – The Inbred Retarded Albino White Tiger

I’ve been kinda obsessed with this retarded white tiger named ‘Kenny’ ever since I first saw a picture of his snaggle-toothed maw.

So, I started diggin’ to find out more, and discovered his last name was ‘Rogers’!

Haaah! Kenny Rogers! I guess he does bear some resemblance to the ‘Gambler’/ Country music legend/plastic surgery disaster.

Kenny also has a orange brother who is more mentally fucked then him, named, get this, ‘Willie Nelson‘! Seems that they are both the siblings of a pair of white tigers named Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty, who were brother and sister. It’s like a whole feline incest Grand Ole Opry!

White tigers are freaks of nature. They occur when there’s massive inbreedin’, so most of ’em are a lil’ funny.

Iron Mike chokes out a white tiger he once owned. I heard a story that when he was havin’ financial troubles, he fired the tiger’s trainer, but kept the tiger. Supposedly he ended up bein’ pinned down and raped by the massive feline. Who knows if it’s true, but it makes for a wild visual!

Mike has issues with the animal kingdom, check this out: “I paid a worker at New York’s zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback’s snotbox! He declined.”

Another famous white tiger is Montecore, the one who did mankind and exploited white tigerkind a favor when he ‘accidently’ mauled Roy Horn of Seigfried and Roy in 2003, thus endin’ the long run of their fruity Euro magic show at the Mirage. No more frosted Krauts to demean the proud pride by makin’ them minions. “there was a woman with a “big hairdo” in the front row who, he says, “fascinated and distracted” Montecore. The woman reached out to attempt to pet the animal, and Roy jumped between the woman and the tiger.” NomNomNom. What a Vegas exit!

FREE MONTECORE!

As for Kenny, it seems he has has gone the way of Kenny Rogers Roasters, there’s no info about him on the Turpentine Creek website, where he was relocated a few years back. I hope yer in a better place, my special tiger friend.

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