December, 2009 | SeMeN SPeRmS SuPeR SiTe

Scrap Metal – Douche Bag Alert!

“A video feature story on all-star celebrity rock band, SCRAP METAL produced by Liz Motley. SCRAP METAL is an entire group of top hitmakers – multiplatinum Artists from the 80s and 90s who are the lead singers of successful arena rock bands. NELSON! MR. BIG! SLAUGHTER! NIGHT RANGER! … plus incredible guests that can range from Aerosmith to ZZ Top…an entire rock festival on one stage…at one time… in one show! The Rat Pack of Rock is SCRAP METAL!!! This video features Gunnar Nelson & Matthew Nelson (NELSON); Mark Slaughter (SLAUGHTER); Eric Martin (MR. BIG); Kelly Keagy (NIGHT RANGER); Dave Marshall (VINCE NEILL BAND); and Steve Hornbeak (RICHARD MARX).
Category: Shit Music”

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Conjured by Billoney on December 30, 2009

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I’m A Man, Yes I Am

Well my pad is very messy
And there’s whiskers on my chin
And I’m all hung up on music
And I always play to win
I ain’t got no time for lovin’
Cause my time is all used up
Just to sit around creatin’
All that groovy kind of stuff.
I’m a man
Yes I am
And I can’t help
But love you so
I’m a man
Yes I am
And I can’t help
But love you so.

Well if I had my choice of matter
I would rather be with cats
All engrossed in mental chatter
Moving where our minds are at
And relating to each other
Just how strong our wills can be
I’m resisting all involvement
With each groovy chick we see

Well I’m a man
Yes I am
And I can’t help
But love you so
I’m a man
Yes I am
And I can’t help
But love you so.

I got to keep my image
While suspended from a throne
That looks out upon a kingdom
Full of people all unknown
Who imagine I’m not human
And my heart is made of stone
I never had no problems
And my toilet’s trimmed with chrome

I’m a man
Yes I am
And I can’t help
But love you so.
I’m a man
Yes I am
And I can’t help
But love you so.


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    Are You Ready For ‘010?

    • The USDA has just released a new security profile form (pdf), which it distributes to animal experimentation facilities. The form reveals that PETA has been classified as a terrorist threat by the US government–potentially opening up its members to prosecution as terrorists. According to Green is the New Red, an eco-activist rights website, the document was given to all facilities that conduct experiments on animals. They were asked to disclose whether they were the target of attacks or harassment from a list of terrorist groups–one of which, evidently, is PETA.
    • If you have ever wanted to put your personal imprint on that most personal of items, here is your chance, thanks to New York City. On Tuesday, the Department of Health and Mental Hygiene, which unveiled the city’s highly popular first official condom on Valentine’s Day 2007 and followed it up with a redesign a year later, invited New Yorkers to submit designs for a “special, limited-edition” New York City condom wrapper that will be unveiled in the fall.
    • The exact percentage of men who fake orgasms varies depending on the source. The ABC News Primetime Live Poll: The American Sex Survey (2004) reported that eleven percent of men surveyed said they had faked orgasms. A study by Muehlenhard and Shippee of students at the University of Kansas (2009) found that as many as twenty-five percent of men surveyed reported that they faked orgasms on occasion.
    • A Gallup poll of Americans’ attitudes towards religion released on Christmas Eve found significant recent increases in those responding either that they have no religious preference, that religion is not very important in their lives, or that they believe religion “is largely old-fashioned or out of date.”
    • Thanks Carlen Altman
    • “Enhanced immigration controls that focus attention on male bombers who may be dressing as females to avoid scrutiny make transgender persons susceptible to increased harassment and suspicion.”
    • “Am I still cool? Or is that over now?”
    • “I can’t remember an occasion when more people of power and influence came together on a more important issue and went away with so little to show for it.”

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    Merry Crassmas

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    Keep X-Mas White!

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