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Scrap Metal – Douche Bag Alert!

“A video feature story on all-star celebrity rock band, SCRAP METAL produced by Liz Motley. SCRAP METAL is an entire group of top hitmakers – multiplatinum Artists from the 80s and 90s who are the lead singers of successful arena rock bands. NELSON! MR. BIG! SLAUGHTER! NIGHT RANGER! … plus incredible guests that can range from Aerosmith to ZZ Top…an entire rock festival on one stage…at one time… in one show! The Rat Pack of Rock is SCRAP METAL!!! This video features Gunnar Nelson & Matthew Nelson (NELSON); Mark Slaughter (SLAUGHTER); Eric Martin (MR. BIG); Kelly Keagy (NIGHT RANGER); Dave Marshall (VINCE NEILL BAND); and Steve Hornbeak (RICHARD MARX).
Category: Shit Music”

File under Billoney.com

Conjured by Billoney on December 30, 2009

Tags: Artists, Celebrity, Douche, douche bag, metal, rat, Rock, Shit, Slaughter, Story, Video

I’m A Man, Yes I Am

Well my pad is very messy
And there’s whiskers on my chin
And I’m all hung up on music
And I always play to win
I ain’t got no time for lovin’
Cause my time is all used up
Just to sit around creatin’
All that groovy kind of stuff.
I’m a man
Yes I am
And I can’t help
But love you so
I’m a man
Yes I am
And I can’t help
But love you so.

Well if I had my choice of matter
I would rather be with cats
All engrossed in mental chatter
Moving where our minds are at
And relating to each other
Just how strong our wills can be
I’m resisting all involvement
With each groovy chick we see

Well I’m a man
Yes I am
And I can’t help
But love you so
I’m a man
Yes I am
And I can’t help
But love you so.

I got to keep my image
While suspended from a throne
That looks out upon a kingdom
Full of people all unknown
Who imagine I’m not human
And my heart is made of stone
I never had no problems
And my toilet’s trimmed with chrome

I’m a man
Yes I am
And I can’t help
But love you so.
I’m a man
Yes I am
And I can’t help
But love you so.

File under Back In The Dunn Day, Culture, Cut 'n' Paste Content, Influences, Music, SeMeN SPeRmS Approved, SeMeN SPeRmS BLArRrG, SeMeN SPeRmS ViDeO CLuB

Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on December 29, 2009

Tags: Art, Break Beats, British TV, British Invasion, Classic Video, groovy chick, Hard Rock, Hippies, Infomercial, Long Hair, Love, Music, Old School, Oldies, Psychedelic, rocker, SeMeN, SeMeN SPeRmS, SeMeNSPeRmS, SPeRmS, YouTube

Døwn øn The $treet: Mø’ Hand$tyles ‘n $igns

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File under Culture, Fetish, Fuck Art Let's Fuck, Graffiti, Influences, New York City History, New York City Street Photography, Photography, Secret History, SeMeN SPeRmS Approved, SeMeN SPeRmS BLArRrG, Skateboarding

Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on December 29, 2009

Tags: Art, Art Damage, Bad Art, Calligraphy, Destruction, Digital, Dirt Tags, Downtown, Folk Art, Graff, Graffiti, Hand Styles, Illegal, Ink, Markers, New York City, NYC, OG, Photography, Photos, Proto Street Art, Recession, Scratchitti, SeMeN, Semen IRAK, SeMeNSPeRmS, Site Specific, Snapshot, SPeRmS, Spray Paint, Street Photography, Topography, Toys, Underbelly, Underground, Urban Iconography, Vandalism, Viral Marketing Like AIDS

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☀ ‪Russia wants U.S. surge on Afghan drugs

Some say the vast poppy fields are the real killers from Afghanistan. U.S. forces patrol some of them, but these days the fields are rarely destroyed – it’s seen as counterproductive, driving farmers into the arms of the Taliban.But to many, the carnage caused by the heroin from these crops – which has increased dramatically since the Taliban were overthrown – is far worse than any roadside bomb.
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☀ ‪Facebook Absolutely Demolishing MySpace in the Sex Offender Demographic
☀ ‪One-legged hostage taker apprehended

Police had tried to negotiate with the man in a wheelchair who reportedly demanded a pizza as part of his terms. Thanks Patrick Nybakken.
☀ ‪Either Mark Zuckerberg got a whole lot less private or Facebook’s CEO doesn’t understand the company’s new privacy settings

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Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on December 27, 2009

Tags: Afghanistan, Art, Ass, Drugs, Emo, Facebook, Gawker, Hero, Heroin, Ink, Links, Myspace, NDE, News, OG, Pizza, Police, Rap, Russia, SeMeN, SeMeNSPeRmS, Sex, space, SPeRmS

Down On The Street: Handstyles ‘n Signs Again

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File under Arts 'n Crafts, Found Around Content, Fuck Art Let's Fuck, Graffiti, Influences, New York City History, New York City Street Photography, Photography, SeMeN SPeRmS Approved, SeMeN SPeRmS BLArRrG

Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on December 26, 2009

Tags: Art, Art Damage, Bad Art, Calligraphy, Destruction, Digital, Dirt Tags, Downtown, Folk Art, Graff, Graffiti, Hand Styles, Illegal, Ink, Markers, New York City, NYC, OG, Photography, Photos, Proto Street Art, Recession, Scratchitti, SeMeN, Semen IRAK, SeMeNSPeRmS, Site Specific, Snapshot, SPeRmS, Spray Paint, Street Photography, Topography, Toys, Underbelly, Underground, Urban Iconography, Vandalism, Viral Marketing Like AIDS

Are You Ready For ‘010?

✖ USDA Classifies PETA as a Terrorist Threat

The USDA has just released a new security profile form (pdf), which it distributes to animal experimentation facilities. The form reveals that PETA has been classified as a terrorist threat by the US government–potentially opening up its members to prosecution as terrorists. According to Green is the New Red, an eco-activist rights website, the document was given to all facilities that conduct experiments on animals. They were asked to disclose whether they were the target of attacks or harassment from a list of terrorist groups–one of which, evidently, is PETA.
✖ Design the Next NYC Condom Package!
✖ Design a Condom Wrapper, City Asks

If you have ever wanted to put your personal imprint on that most personal of items, here is your chance, thanks to New York City. On Tuesday, the Department of Health and Mental Hygiene, which unveiled the city’s highly popular first official condom on Valentine’s Day 2007 and followed it up with a redesign a year later, invited New Yorkers to submit designs for a “special, limited-edition” New York City condom wrapper that will be unveiled in the fall.
✖ Sir your head is shaped like a penis
✖ Why Men Fake Orgasms

The exact percentage of men who fake orgasms varies depending on the source. The ABC News Primetime Live Poll: The American Sex Survey (2004) reported that eleven percent of men surveyed said they had faked orgasms. A study by Muehlenhard and Shippee of students at the University of Kansas (2009) found that as many as twenty-five percent of men surveyed reported that they faked orgasms on occasion.
✖ CREW UNVEILS ITS LIST OF TOP TEN ETHICS SCANDALS OF 2009 | Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington
✖ 29% of Americans say religion ‘out of date’

A Gallup poll of Americans’ attitudes towards religion released on Christmas Eve found significant recent increases in those responding either that they have no religious preference, that religion is not very important in their lives, or that they believe religion “is largely old-fashioned or out of date.”
✖ The Man Who Conned The Pentagon
✖ Porn for the Blind

Thanks Carlen Altman
✖ U.N. Report Says Counterterrorism Measures ‘Risk Unduly Penalizing Transgender Persons’

“Enhanced immigration controls that focus attention on male bombers who may be dressing as females to avoid scrutiny make transgender persons susceptible to increased harassment and suspicion.”
✖ IGGY POP of the Stooges, on being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

“Am I still cool? Or is that over now?”
✖ Climate summit most chaotic show on earth

“I can’t remember an occasion when more people of power and influence came together on a more important issue and went away with so little to show for it.”

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Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on December 26, 2009

Tags: ABC, Art, Ass, Christmas, CIA, Control, Cool, Crew, Earth, Fashion, Flu, Found, Government, Ink, Lie, Links, Live, Meme, NDE, New York, New York City, News, NYC, OG, Old, Party, Penis, Politics, Porn, Rap, Religion, Rock, SeMeN, SeMeNSPeRmS, Sex, site, SPeRmS, UK, War, Zen

Merry Crassmas

✧ Hot Boots!!! A community of men into BOOTS !

Thanks Carlen Altman
✧ An E-Book Buyer’s Guide to Privacy

Unfortunately, e-reader technology also presents significant new threats to reader privacy. E-readers possess the ability to report back substantial information about their users’ reading habits and locations to the corporations that sell them. And yet none of the major e-reader manufacturers have explained to consumers in clear unequivocal language what data is being collected about them and why.
✧ Why Sex With Robots is Always Wrong: The Impending Demise of the Human Species
✧ You sent me your pics

You sent me your pics is a blog of all the pictures that are sent to me by girls throught emails or chat. None of them were found on the web though some of them must be fakes. This blog aims to show that anyone can send you pictures of them just after a few chats or emails. Enjoy
✧ End Of Term Naked Party!
✧” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen> Dear Alex & Annie 1979
✧ Duck Boner Video
✧ MICRO-FLUFF
✧ The Case Against Ball Lightning
✧ FBI releases files on Michael Jackson involving child-molestation charges
✧ Delaware Pediatrician Charged With Raping Patients

Court documents say that during those searches, the police seized at least six cameras, 100 DVDs and VHS tapes, dozens of reel-to-reel films and a small computer data storage device that contained videos of multiple forced sexual acts with child patients — including intercourse, oral sex and fondling.Several of the videos, court documents say, show the doctor, in blue scrubs, yelling orders at the toddlers, some of whom are crying or trying to run away. In one video, Dr. Bradley has a “violently enraged” expression on his face, the court papers say.
✧ Police bomb squad in Richmond blows up pot bong

It turns out it was a pipe, but not a pipe bomb. Police now think it was a marijuana bong left behind by some taggers who were seen vandalizing the house and a car at about 6 pm
✧ Cognitive Commodities in the Neuro Marketplace

For instance, the same neurostim device that uses electric impulses from a brain implant to treat people with Parkinson‘s Disease can be tweaked by a few millimeters and pulse rates to make cocaine addicts feel like they are high all the time. Neurostim isn‘t a cheap commodity yet, but in the future it could be.
✧ How One Odd Duck Says ‘No’ to Sex

“In species where forced copulation is common, males have evolved longer penises, but females have coevolved convoluted vaginas with dead-end cul-de-sacs and spirals in the opposite direction of the male penis,” said lead researcher Patricia Brennan of Yale University. “This coevolution results from conflict between the sexes over who is going to control fertilization.”
✧ Eighth-graders charged in sex incident in classroom
✧ Clown and Santa sentenced for child porn

“Downtown the Clown”
✧ Santa Spanks Naughty Girl
✧ Santa Claus Porn.com | Hardcore Christmas Porn | Merry XXXmas!
✧ KKKhristmas
✧ Christmas with Hitler
✧ OMG, Secret Nazi Santa!
✧ Genie/Djinn Guide

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Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on December 25, 2009

Tags: ABC, Art, Ass, Boner, Burner, Cheap, Cher, Christmas, CIA, Cocaine, Control, Crass, Crew, Downtown, Film, Flu, Forced, Found, Future, Girl, Girls, GK, god, Hitler, Hot, Ink, Jesus, Links, Live, Marijuana, Monkeys, Nation, Naughty, Nazi, Nazis, NDE, News, OG, OMG, Party, Penis, Police, Porn, Press, Punk, Rap, Robots, Santa Claus, SeMeN, SeMeNSPeRmS, Sex, site, SPeRmS, Spiral, technology, vagina, Vandal, VHS, Video, Vimeo, War, Wild, XXX, YouTube, Zen, Zine

Keep X-Mas White!

✠ RIGHTEOUS MAN CARTOONS
✠ Internet Predator PSA
✠ Gary Gygax Dies, Goes To Hell

D&D is called a “Role Playing Gaime” because players are encouraged to consider-alternative lifestyles, particularly gender-swapping. Men may play as women, and women play as men, having ‘adventures’ which quickly degrade into sex-orgies.Dungeon-Masters encourage players to ‘act’ their part as much as possible. Most gaming sessions will involve nudity and copious actual or simulated gay-sex.
✠” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen> Nibiru and the Anunnaki – Planet X Video
✠ Photographic Evidence that Barack Obama is a Human/Reptilian Hybrid
✠ The Inner Child Healer Pendant (an Orgone Protective Pendant)
✠ It Never RAINS but it Pours: Reporting on the Satan Hunters

She knows it is a myth because she herself suffered, back in the 1940s and 1950s when she was a small child, and the hands of an inter-generational, multi-perpetrator cult, actually at least five cults who were conspiring together. These included: a Satanic Cabal hiding under the cover of a Fundamentalist church; a Dionysiac group (who had survived underground ever since the days of ancient Rome) who “specialise in political manipulation through crime and blackmail”; a feminist Pagan coven; a youth gang who used Satanic imagery; and military mind-control experts who were affiliated with the Masons.
✠ Lil Wayne detained in Texas after marijuana found on tour buses

Wow.
✠ Jewish Curls

Thanks Carlen Altman
✠ Video: Police hunt supermarket bottom sniffer

Police are hunting a man who carried out what they describe as ‘bizarre’ sexual assaults after he repeatedly knelt behind a shelf stacker to smell his behind.
Thanks Patrick Nybakken