2010 January 19

Rasputin’s Penis ‘n Hitler’s Balls ‘n Jesus’ Foreskin

※ Donkey Kong Kunle
※ City Questions Circumcision Ritual After Baby Dies

The practice is known as oral suction, or in Hebrew, metzitzah b’peh: after removing the foreskin of the penis, the practitioner, or mohel, sucks the blood from the wound to clean it.It became a health issue after a boy in Staten Island and twins in Brooklyn, circumcised by the same mohel in 2003 and 2004, contracted Type-1 herpes. Most adults carry the disease, which causes the common cold sore, but it can be life-threatening for infants. One of the twins died.
※ CATHOLIC ENCYCLOPEDIA: Relics
※ Rasputin’s penis

One woman confessed that the first time she made love to him her orgasm was so violent that she fainted. Perhaps his potency as a lover also had a physical explanation. Rasputin’s assassin and alleged homosexual lover, Felix Yusopov, claimed that his prowess was explained by a large wart strategically situated on his penis, which was of exceptional size.
※ Hitler Escaped!

It’s reported now that in 1940 the Nazis started to amass tractors, planes, sledges, gliders, and all sorts of machinery and materials IN THE SOUTH POLAR REGIONS — that for the next 4 years Nazi technicians built, on an almost unknown CONTINENT, Antarctica, the Fuhrer’s SHANGRILA — a new Berchtesgaden.” The report says they scooped out an entire mountain, built a new refuge completely camouflaged — a magic mountain hide-a-way.
※ Did Hitler have only one testicle?
※ Holy Prepuce
※ Who stole Jesus’ foreskin?

Did the Vatican steal Jesus’ foreskin so people would shut up about the savior’s penis?
※ Searching for Christianity’s most sensitive remnant

The quest for Jesus’ foreskin
※ The Golden Age of Gang Graffiti

Such awesome handstyles! Young ‘uns take note.
※ With Rent Woes, Ray’s Candy Store Faces Threat of Padlock

SAVE RAY’S!
※ Paul Tronson’s Archangel Grimoire

“This is by far, the single most stunningly beautiful book I have ever seen, that was related to magic.”

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Damn, I Miss Hot Bagels

Back when I was a lush, there was one spot I called my favorite bar. Well, it wasn’t really a bar, but HOT BAGELS, a bagel store on Houston ‘n Ludlow that would let me drink 40 oz’s (or 22′s of Colt 45 for 99¢). I would sit there at a table ‘n watch the drunk crazers buy sub-standard bagels or use the ATM. Those crazy Russians were always tryin’ to get me to try some godawful pastries or givin’ me the thumbs up whenever I came through with a lady. Then they got a ticket for lettin’ people drink there, so I hadda go chug in the bathroom. I got my Guinness tallboy game down, able to murder one in under 20 seconds with a straw. After I got my buzz on I would head back to Max Fish. Saw Warren G in there once. Smoked weed in the bathroom. They hadda black cat, that I swore was actually white, because the black came off on yer hands when you pet him. Always wanted to hit a chick in the bathroom…oh well. Pour a lil’ out for the fawn cake with the cigarette.

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