July, 2010 | SeMeN SPeRmS SuPeR SiTe

Everything Falls Apart

  • Blue-eyed blonde Nmachi, whose name means “Beauty of God” in the Nigerian couple’s homeland, has baffled genetics experts because neither Ben nor wife Angela have ANY mixed-race family history.
  • After his arrest, Mr Sol Cabrera confessed that the animals had travelled in his luggage, and that he had put them under his clothing “to protect them from X-rays” as he was going through customs.
  • Thanks Brendan Donnelly

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The Whaled-On Wall

““Hey, get off my wall!” Leroy yelled at a gangly, bearded man with long, brown hair and glasses, who had been kicking the Fairey mural. The dude ducked around the corner onto Bowery, only to reappear a minute later to give the mural a few more emphatic back kicks, and scowl at Leroy.”

The Villager – July 7, 2010 – Page 16

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Linda Blair Born Innocent

  • Born Innocent plays on the fears parents have of maladjusted or “different” daughters falling in with the wrong crowd or lashing out, and being sent to juvenile detention. Particularly because it was made for television, Born Innocent carries an air of fearmongering that defies any attempt to really “have fun” watching it. In a way though it prefaces Chained Heat by throwing innocent Linda into lock-down with a bunch of savage girls. She quickly learns what real rebellion means by getting her ass handed to her. But don’t expect your typical women-in-prison antics here, not even the shower scenes have any “redeeming” qualities.

Red Cross – Linda Blair

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