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  • Binge-drinking elephants, drunk on local hooch, have killed three people and destroyed 60 homes in a four-day rampage in east India.
  • Mexican police believe they have arrested a 12-year-old child hitman known as ‘El Ponchis’. Officials said the minor could be the paid executioner famed for slitting victims’ throats who is known to be working for a drug cartel.

    Thanks Patrick Nybakken

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  • “It pays to go to garage sales sometimes,” Fallbrook resident Bill Warren said. He should know. Warren might turn a $5 buy into $70,000 after finding what appears to be the pelt of an extinct Tasmanian tiger at a garage sale.
  • There Will Be Blood Re-Imagined as an SNES Game
  • No sooner does reporter Clark Kent stumble across Muhammad Ali shooting hoops in Metropolis’ “inner city ghetto” than an despotic alien named Rat’lar appears to talk intergalatic trash. Specifically, Rat’lar is Emperor of the warlike Scrubb race, and he challenges earth’s champion to fisticuffs. If said Earth champion loses, Earth will be destroyed. If said champion wins, Earth will be spared.
  • The man responsible for what was once the largest amount of secret US government information ever leaked has called for free speech advocates to boycott online retailer Amazon.com over their removal of WikiLeaks from their cloud servers. Saying that he’s “disgusted” by Amazon claiming a violation of their terms of service for taking WikiLeaks offline, Daniel Ellsberg sent an open letter damning the company for capitulating to public and private sector officials who “aspire to China’s control of information and deterrence of whistle-blowing.”
  • A chilling relic from the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. A section of the seat upon which he and First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy sat when Lee Harvey Oswald pulled the trigger on his Mannlicher Carcano, tragically ending the young president’s life. Light blue leather seat section which composed the main portion of the bench seat and clearly shows rust-colored staining consistent with long-dried blood. Bears a 0.5″ scratched circle, possibly made when the seat was examined by the FBI following the shooting. Measures approximately 3″ x 3″.

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