“Stoned” is a classic made-for-TV movie shown on ABC as an Afterschool Special back in 1980, then on HBO in the late 80’s. Starring Scott Baio who was on Charles In Charge, Zapped, Chachi on Happy Days, all that good shit.
Teddy: [both are stoned after smoking a bong at Teddy’s home] Are you high?
Jack Melon: Am I who?
Jack Melon: Hey man, look at that tree, all bent and twisted. It looks like Old Man Eber.
Teddy: Old man who?
Jack Melon: Old Man Eber. I walked past that tree hundreds of times and never saw him. How come I never noticed?
Teddy: ‘Cause grass helps you see things clearer.
Jack Melon: I thought it was supposed to cloud things up.
Teddy: Just the opposite. You see things for less of what you want them to be and more for what they really are.
Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on March 30, 2011