March, 2016 | SeMeN SPeRmS SuPeR SiTe

Emo Philips

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Emo Philips (born Phil Soltanek; February 7, 1956) is an American entertainer and comedian born in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove. Much of his standup comedy stems from the use of paraprosdokians spoken in a wandering falsetto tone of voice and a confused, childlike delivery of his material to produce the intended comic timing in a manner invoking the ‘wisdom of children’ or the idiot savant. –Wiki

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I have the opposite of French tips, dirt under my nails

Kentucky Fried Cooper

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Rise of the Spice Zombies dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3…

The synthetic opioid U-47700 is killing people in Texas 💉 7.5 Times Stronger Than Morphine thefix.com/potent-new-syn…

Man Pisses On Kellogg’s Cereal Assembly Line [Video] m.wmctv.com/wmctv/db_38156…

Homo sapiens have a more adventurous sexual history than previously realized interbreeding w/ extinct human species news.yahoo.com/homo-sapiens-s…

The girl who bleeds from her EYES and EARS dailymail.co.uk/health/article…

Facebook’s ad platform now guesses at your race based on your behavior – ‘ethnic affinity’
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How to hack a sex toy: tech firms warn public on growing cyber-risks news.yahoo.com/hack-sex-toy-t…

Nothing you see on TV or the Internet can be trusted anymore. NOTHING!
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Never trust a girl with too many followers

Young people prefer an Internet connection to daylight cnet.com/news/young-peo…

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Addicts In The Cellar, Sellers In The Attic

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Gentrify the Moon 🌚🌝 popsci.com/we-could-be-li…

Human traffickers implant their slaves with RFID chips boingboing.net/2016/03/03/hum…

Indonesia considers Force-feeding drug dealers their own narcotics until they die aljazeera.com/indepth/featur…

A new study shows that punk and metal music may actually be calming as opposed to riling people up realitysandwich.com/319548/chill-o…

New Smartwatches Allow Students To Cheat On Exams m.slashdot.org/story/308265

What’s in your Molly? #bathsalts
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Planetary Harmonics &
Neurobiological Resonances
in Light, Sound, & Brain Wave Frequencies lunarplanner.com/Harmonics/plan…

Moldy Mummy Found on Ghost Yacht
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Sea Pirates Hacked Shipping Company to Plan Attacks, Find Valuable Cargo news.softpedia.com/news/sea-pirat…

There’s a guy in San Francisco who has more than 33,000 sheets of LSD in his house wired.com/2016/02/inside…

Obama: ‘I Have the World’s Largest Carbon Footprint’ #YouKnowWhatTheySayAboutBigFeet weeklystandard.com/obamas-carbon-

Woman twerking naked on top of big rig shuts down Texas Highway on.khou.com/1p2g8Sc

People who eat chocolate at least once a week see their memory and abstract thinking improve, researchers say telegraph.co.uk/news/health/ne…

If yer gonna eat a bagel, you might as well light up a cigarette 🚬 #HotCancerBagels rt.com/usa/335057-stu…

The dark side of viral fame latimes.com/business/techn…

Kids Are Facing Criminal Charges for Using Emoji 👮🏻🔫 time.com/4241846/emoji-…

Catholic priest ‘caught snorting cocaine in Nazi room’
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Celtics fan does coke bump at TD Stadium during game deathandtaxesmag.com/283428/celtics…

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