May, 2017 | SeMeN SPeRmS SuPeR SiTe

Mickey’s On The Nod

Overdose prevention worker saves pet mouse with Narcan
Snuggles the mouse accidentally ate heroin

Arrests expected after SnapChat shows alligator forced to drink beer

Man caught masturbating in van stopped in Lincoln Tunnel was high on PCP

A woman was found to have an extra nipple… in her vulva! And guess what else? It produced milk!

Facebook flooded with ‘sextortion’ and revenge porn, leaked files reveal
54,000 potential cases in a single month

Millions Of Pieces Of Plastic Are Piling Up On An Otherwise Pristine Pacific Island

White women’s burrito shop forced to close after accusations it was ‘culturally appropriating Mexican food and jobs

C Struggs The FATTEST Rapper Weighs 425 POUNDS! & Still Carries HUGE GUNS!

The Great Buckwheat Hoax


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Rock-Hard Doom Boner

Swipe right for … a sperm donor?

Tinder-style online dating apps ‘lower your self-esteem’

All mammals take ~12 seconds to poop. – Hydrodynamics of defecation

How Beauty Evolves – duck sex, dancing birds, and human orgasms

SHOCK VIDEO: Elderly Woman Attacked At ‘Block Boyz’ Pool Party in Florida, Thrown Into Pool With Her Dogs

Humans Are Pretty Great Smellers, Neuroscientist Argues

When Charities Go Horribly Wrong – CharityWatch Hall of Shame

Taser will use police body camera videos “to anticipate criminal activity”

Top NSA Whistleblower: Ransomware Hack Due to “Swindle of the Taxpayers” by Intelligence Agencies

Deer caught eating human remains for first time

Everyone on Earth has been irradiated by Fukushima — “Shocking new study reveals true extent of global impact”

Why do North Koreans hate us? One reason — they remember the Korean War

This Strung-Out Dope Pusher Peddled Pills for Big Pharma

The heroin business is booming in America

Cop fakes body cam footage, prosecutors drop drug charges

White Cop subjected to racial taunts on the job after genetic test on says he’s 18% BLACK

When everybody realizes Walmart doesn’t have enough security to stop everybody #Looting

The ACLU to travelers: Maybe don’t go to Texas right now

You Can’t Say That on Television (Colbert Edition)

Cut / Paste: The sample legacy of Computer World, Kraftwerk’s most influential album

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Junkie Pigeons

A HORRIFYING photo of pigeons nesting in a stack of used needles 💉🐦

Rats Have Orgasms
Experience ‘pleasurable hedonic reward state’

Female Genital Mutilation: What It Does To A Woman #FGM

A Trifling Hoe Gets Scammed Online

Video: Man in court for traffic offence drops bag of cocaine

Christie hammers backers of legalizing marijuana in N.J., calls it ‘beyond stupidity’ #FatFuck #STFU

Robots hit the streets — and the streets hit back – #FuckAI

There are diseases hidden in ice, and they are waking up

The plan to ‘reawaken’ cryogenically frozen brains and transplant them into someone else’s skull #Frankenstein

234 Applications Are Currently Using Ultrasonic Beacons to Track Users
ultrasound cross-device tracking (uXDT)

Former Facebook Exec: “They’re Lying Through Their Teeth”

Alex Schaefer Paintings Of Burning Banks

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