I opened up a tub of Smart Balance™ buttery spread today
(Haaaah…’Buttery Spread’! Yeah, I’m eatin’ healthy now…pffttt.)
‘n I saw this wonderful sight:
Looks kinda like a sperm fertilizing an egg, right?
Kinda like seein’ Jesus burned in my toast.
…Or a sperm stickin’ his head in the sand like an ostrich.
(which they never actually do, by the way)
Is it a sign? Only time will tell…(wear a condom!)
Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on March 30, 2010