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★ Nightly porno TV shows for inmates prompt action by county leaders
The corrections officer said he was afraid that Liberty County Jail managers were failing to respond quickly enough to the nightly pornography shows and he was afraid it could lead to added violence between inmates. “That’s got to be in their mind. They’re watching this constantly and you have no way of releasing your frustrations,” said the jailer. “They can take full advantage of anybody.” Liberty County Sheriff’s Office Captain Rex Evans said the inmates were able to “somehow manipulate the system and were actually watching, at their own leisure, pornographic material.” One recent inmate told Local 2 Investigates there would be “a lot of fights” because of the nightly porn viewing. He said some guards didn’t care and allowed it to be watched. Another recent inmate, who also said he viewed the pornographic movies behind bars, said inmates would gather around and watch it for hours each night. He said it “made the showers hell” as inmates would act out from viewing the porn
★ Meth Addict Accidentally Burns Down World’s Fifth-Oldest Tree
Because Florida is running out of unique ways to embarrass itself, a 26-year old meth enthusiast set fire to and destroyed the world’s fifth oldest tree last month. While she was in it. Smoking meth. Sarah Barnes had climbed the tree to smoke, because where better to get high than in the branches of a 118-foot, 3,500 year old cypress ? The fire in question came when she wanted to get a better view of her surroundings, and presumably also her drugs. “The Senator,” as the tree was known, was burned to the ground. The good news is that Barnes seemed sufficiently chastened by the whole thing, reportedly telling friends that “I can’t believe I burned down a tree older than Jesus.” Neither can he, Sarah. Neither can he. So what have we learned? First of all, please be careful with lighters. In the wrong hands, they can be deceptively destructive little gadgets. And then yes, right, meth. Don’t do that.
★ Man shows up for job interview naked, high on meth
A man showed up for a job interview near Sacramento naked and high on methamphetamine, and now cellphone footage of his fight with police has gone viral. Jose Ayala didn’t make the best first impression at a Del Paso Heights-area welding shop when he showed up last week frazzled and unclothed, says shop owner Chris Johnson, who added he won’t soon forget the job applicant.
★ Airline steward, his swinger wife and her lover ‘used Craigslist to find a dog for sex’
A husband, his wife and her lover have been charged with conspiracy to commit bestiality after using Craigslist to find a dog for the wife to have sex with. Shane Walker and his wife Sarah Dae, who describe themselves as swingers in an open marriage, were arrested after an undercover sting operation. The couple, and her lover Robert Aucker, were held after they drove out to a pre-arranged location to engage in the unnatural sex. The two men were to watch while Sarah Dae had sex with the dog. The trio had been hoping to meet the owner of a Golden Shepherd having spent three weeks corresponding with her over the use of the dog. But when they arrived at the location in Phoenix, Arizona,they were arrested by detectives. The owner of the dog had tipped off police about the trio’s plans and an undercover officer took her place during the meeting. Before their arrest the three offered the ‘dog owner’ the opportunity to take part.
★ Former College Student Sues School Because Her Roommate Was Having Too Much Sex
Lindsay Blankmeyer is seeking up to $150,000 in damages and fees claiming that Stonehill College in Massachusetts did not assist her in dealing with her overly sexual roommate, The AP reports. Blankmeyer, who according to the criminal complaint suffers from depression and attention deficit disorder, first approached Stonehill officials with a complaint about her roommate, Laura, violating the school’s rules by having sex with her boyfriend without her permission. The actual intercourse and cyber sex had by Laura in Blankmeyer’s presence exacerbated her depression to the point of her becoming suicidal, alleges the complaint. Thanks Jasmine
★ NASA loses laptop with command code for ISS
Four dozen high-tech computing devices disappeared from the offices of NASA over a two-year span, including one laptop that contained the code needed to command the International Space Station. No big deal, guys!
★ Incompetent People Too Ignorant to Know It
A growing body of psychology research shows that incompetence deprives people of the ability to recognize their own incompetence. To put it bluntly, dumb people are too dumb to know it. Similarly, unfunny people don’t have a good enough sense of humor to tell. This disconnect may be responsible for many of society’s problems. With more than a decade’s worth of research, David Dunning, a psychologist at Cornell University, has demonstrated that humans find it “intrinsically difficult to get a sense of what we don’t know.” Whether an individual lacks competence in logical reasoning, emotional intelligence, humor or even chess abilities, the person still tends to rate his or her skills in that area as being above average.
★ Indiana House Approves Bill That Allows Homeowners To Kill Police Officers
Republicans in Indiana are taking self-defense too far. In a move supported by the National Rifle Association, the Indiana House passed Senate Bill 1, which allows homeowners to shoot and kill police officers they believe are unlawfully on their property or in their homes. The bill could also extend to federal law enforcement officials.
★ People Aren’t Smart Enough for Democracy to Flourish, Scientists Say
The democratic process relies on the assumption that citizens (the majority of them, at least) can recognize the best political candidate, or best policy idea, when they see it. But a growing body of research has revealed an unfortunate aspect of the human psyche that would seem to disprove this notion, and imply instead that democratic elections produce mediocre leadership and policies. The research, led by David Dunning, a psychologist at Cornell University, shows that incompetent people are inherently unable to judge the competence of other people, or the quality of those people’s ideas. For example, if people lack expertise on tax reform, it is very difficult for them to identify the candidates who are actual experts. They simply lack the mental tools needed to make meaningful judgments.
★ ACTA in UK: 10 years in jail for ‘illegal downloads’
UK web surfers have caught a grim glimpse of the future with Internet users being threatened with 10 years in jail for “illegal downloading” after a prominent music file-sharing site was shut down shortly after Britain signed the notorious ACTA bill. It is the first time such a move has been made against Internet users in the UK. The British government introduced regulations in 2009 enabling Internet providers to track users who downloaded illegal content from the web and disable their connection if warning letters had no effect. But signing the Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement (ACTA) has brought the conflict to a whole new level. In Europe, people are taking to the streets in protest at the contradictory Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement, with some countries refusing to sign it.
★ The Simpsons Porn Videos
NSFW – Thanks Billy
★ Dominique Tarlé – Recording Exile
Dominique Tarlé is an acclaimed French photographer best known for his association with The Rolling Stones. The Stones escaped the UK’s punitive tax regime in 1971 and decamped to the South of France at Villa Nellcôte, where Keith had set up house with Anita Pallenberg and their son Marlon. It became the location where Exile On Main Street was recorded, with the help of a mobile recording truck connected to a basement studio. Tarle recounted to the New York Times that, “A carnival of characters paraded through: Terry Southern, Gram Parsons, John Lennon, even a tribal band from Bengal… dope dealers from Marseille; petty thieves, who stole most of the drugs and half the furniture; and hangers-on, all of them there to witness what was happening.”
★ Infant’s death at Maimonides Hospital linked to circumcision
The unidentified infant died Sept. 28, 2011, at Maimonides Hospital, according to a spokeswoman for the city Medical Examiner, who confirmed the death after a News inquiry. The cause of death was listed as “disseminated herpes simplex virus Type 1, complicating ritual circumcision with oral suction.” City officials declined to comment Friday. It’s unclear who performed the circumcision. In 2004, city health officials revealed that a baby boy died after a circumcision carried out by a Rockland County rabbi who specializes in the centuries-old, ultra-Orthodox ritual known as metzizah b’ peh. Under the practice, the rabbi or mohel removes blood from the wound with his mouth — a practice city health officials have criticized, saying it carried “inherent risks” for babies.
★ The Lorax helps market Mazda SUVs to elementary school children nationwide
The Lorax — that squat orange creature Dr. Seuss created to speak for the trees — is now hawking SUVs at elementary schools across the land. The sales pitch is part of the National Education Association’s “Read Across America tour — Driven by Mazda,” which arrived at Alexandria’s James K. Polk Elementary School on Tuesday. It was a hybrid event: a celebration of reading, a fundraiser for public-school libraries, and an opportunity to market Mazdas to the pint-size set. While they don’t buy many cars themselves, they have direct access to parents who do. “I track school advertising for a living,” said Josh Golin, associate director of the Boston-based Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood. “This is among the most outrageous examples of any school advertisement program I’ve ever heard of.”
★ Zimbabwe: HIV-positive maid laces child’s porridge with menstrual blood
A 17-year-maid from Zimbabwe was caught lacing the porridge of her employers’ four-year-old child with her own menstrual blood. According to NewsDay, Pelagia Mureya, who is HIV-positive, “carried out the disgusting act several times until luck ran out.” The ruse was discovered when her employer “noticed a drop of blood when her child was eating porridge, and investigated.”
★ Government Increasingly Eyeing Dissent on Social Media
A subpoena by the New York City District Attorney’s office to Twitter should raise alarm bells for anyone who uses social media during demonstrations. According to the Electronic Frontier Foundation, the DA subpoenaed the social media site for “any and all user information, including email address, as well as any and all tweets posted for the period of 9/15/2011-12/31/2011” from user Malcolm Harris (h/t Common Dreams). Harris (@destructuremal), managing editor for the New Inquiry online magazine, was arrested with 700 other demonstrators on the Brooklyn Bridge on October 1, 2011. The arrested were charged with disorderly conduct, which carries a punishment of a $250 fine or up to 15 days in jail.
★ New speech-jamming gun hints at dystopian Big Brother future
Japanese researchers have created a hand-held gun (pictured above) that can jam the words of speakers who are more than 30 meters (100ft) away. The gun has two purposes, according to the researchers: At its most basic, this gun could be used in libraries and other quiet spaces to stop people from speaking — but its second application is a lot more chilling. The researchers were looking for a way to stop “louder, stronger” voices from saying more than their fair share in conversation. The paper reads: “We have to establish and obey rules for proper turn-taking when speaking. However, some people tend to lengthen their turns or deliberately interrupt other people when it is their turn in order to establish their presence rather than achieve more fruitful discussions. Furthermore, some people tend to jeer at speakers to invalidate their speech.” In other words, this speech-jamming gun was built to enforce “proper” conversations.
★ Seattle Cop Caught On Tape Telling Man He Will Be Framed For Robbery
Seattle’s KOMO 4 News reports on their city’s police department’s issue with tens of thousands of cop car dashcam videos “vanishing”. In the latest incident for which cruiser footage of critical moments was mysteriously lost, two innocent young men (both African American) were beaten and arrested at gunpoint for no legitimate reason. After they are taken to jail, an officer tells one that he will “make stuff up” and send them to prison for robbery. But no worries, the police department investigated itself and found no wrongdoing by officers. A department spokesman comments that concerned citizens have to “trust the system, trust the process”.
★ What about that pesky “natural” on food labels?
FoodNavigator.com has issued a collection of its recent articles on “natural” and processing. At issue is the meaning of “natural,” which many people perceive as equivalent to organic or healthy. As I’ve said before, it isn’t. Natural has no regulatory meaning. The FDA merely says (note obfuscating double negatives): From a food science perspective, it is difficult to define a food product that is ‘natural’ because the food has probably been processed and is no longer the product of the earth. That said, FDA has not developed a definition for use of the term natural or its derivatives. However, the agency has not objected to the use of the term if the food does not contain added color, artificial flavors, or synthetic substances.
★ Ayahuasca: What Jennifer Aniston May Not Know About the ‘Spirit Vine’
Cut to February 2012, and the mega-celebrity, Jennifer Aniston, best known for playing perky girl-next-door Rachel in “Friends,” is tipping a bowl of ayahuasca to her lips in Universal’s newest romantic comedy “Wanderlust.” In just a few years, the once secret “shamans brew” of the Amazon has snaked its way into the popular consciousness, including the entertainment industry with cameos in the TV shows “Weeds” and “Nip/Tuck” and now the movie “Wanderlust.” But the question remains: Can Hollywood portray this ancient medicinal, psychonautic elixir with the maturity and complexity necessary to address its multifaceted experiences?
★ Enochs High teacher resigns after leaving wife, kids for student, 18
A 41-year-old Enochs High School teacher in Modesto has resigned and moved in with an 18-year-old student. The reaction has been largely shock, disapproval and betrayal. The teen’s mother has waged a very public campaign on Facebook since last week, when her daughter moved out of the family’s home and into a Modesto apartment with the man. He has left his wife and children, one of whom is a junior at Enochs. Modesto police are investigating whether there was inappropriate contact before the girl turned 18 in the fall. And school district and teachers union officials worry that an ethical and moral line has been crossed, even if the student is legally an adult.
★ The Mammoth Eye Of Mars
Everyone has heard of Percival Lowell’s theories of Martian canals, but have you heard the theory of Mars’ vast thinking vegetable and its mammoth eye? The above is an artist’s rendition of the eye of Mars. It’s not a metaphorical depiction. What you see is exactly what the theory claimed: (from the caption) “A vast eye, upon a tenuous, flexible, transparent neck raises itself high above the surface of Mars and can watch the growth of its vegetable body upon any part of the surface.” Its “vegetable body” is a Mars-hugging super-organism of intelligent vegetable life that creeps along the cracks left in the drying Martian surface (Lowell’s erstwhile “canals”).
★ Ex-Senators Say Saudi Arabia May Be Linked to 9/11
According to Sen. Graham, open questions include possible financial support of al Qaeda by Saudi charities, and the role of a Saudi resident of California who was in contact with both the hijackers and Saudi officials. “There was a direct line,” wrote Graham, “between at least some of the terrorists who carried out the September 11th attacks and the government of Saudi Arabia, and [a] Saudi government agent living in the United States, Omar al Bayoumi, provided direct assistance to September 11th hijackers Nawaf al Hazmi and Khalid al Mihdhar.” “Finally someone who knows some of the truth about 9/11 is standing up and saying ‘wait a minute, we didn’t give those guys the all clear’ as Saudi Arabia has been saying for several years,” said Sharon Premoli of Vermont, who was in the World Trade Center when it was struck. “Exonerated, I don’t think so!”
★ Lessons from Fukushima
It has been almost 12 months since the Fukushima nuclear disaster began. Although the Great East Japan earthquake and the following tsunami triggered it, the key causes of the nuclear accident lie in the institutional failures of political influence and industry-led regulation. It was a failure of human institutions to acknowledge real reactor risks, a failure to establish and enforce appropriate nuclear safety standards and a failure to ultimately protect the public and the environment.
★ Child Advocates Slam Greenwashing of Seuss’ Beloved ‘Lorax’
Generations of children have been moved by its powerful tale of how rampant greed and consumerism destroyed the forest of Truffula Trees and the Brown Bar-ba-loots, Swomee-Swans, and Humming-Fish that depended on them. But now, according to the Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood (CCFC), the book’s powerful message is in danger of being crushed by a real-life landslide of corporate greed after Dr. Seuss Enterprises, Random House, and Universal Pictures produced the film and sold licenses for the various product agreements. In a statement accouncing their new campaign to ‘Save the Lorax!’ the CCFC writes: For more than forty years, Dr. Seuss’s classic book, The Lorax, has been a clarion call for reducing consumption and promoting conservation. But this Friday, Universal Pictures’ The Lorax arrives in theaters with dozens of corporate partners promoting everything from SUVs to Pottery Barn to Pancakes.

 

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SeMeN SPeRmS Links o’ Death Archive 1

Electrical Ghosts
“Under these conditions on several different occasions I was able to obtain the formation of human and animal forms, which appeared in the magnetic field. At first these were only partial, but twice I succeeded in obtaining complete forms. They ALWAYS PRESENTED themselves in the sensitive field and near the variable point. Three photographic negatives, exceedingly clear and sharply defined, were obtained of these vibrational forms.”
When geeks and graffiti combine
Twitter Files: Nicki Minaj Sparks A Bonanza Of Boobz
Australia bans small tits and female ejaculation in porn
Thanks Vince Wilt
Fluid Sexuality: Female Ejaculation and Censorship in the UK
2010 Winter Olympics – The Highfliers – Photos by Ryan McGinley – The New York Times
Ludacris Rocks an aNYthing Shirt
Thanks Sebastian Demian
Smoking Adderall?
Shocking sculpture from the 1700s
These utterly extraordinary sculptures are the work of Franz Xaver Messerschmidt (1736-1783). Messerschmidt was German-Austrian, and sculpted the heads in 1770-72. At this time he suffered from delusions and hallucinations, or a “confusion in the head” as his employer, the Viennese Academy of Fine Arts, described it. In 1774, Messerschmidt was expelled from the academy.
Climate Crime: Phishing Scam Cripples European Emissions Trading
Mafia ‘sank ships of toxic waste’
Comic Book Ad Squirrel Monkeys from the Late 60’s/Early 70’s
” I grabbed it by its tail, and it came down on, starting literally up by my shoulder, like a drill press it landed on my arm, and every bite was breaking flesh. It was literally like an unsewing machine. It was literally unsewing my arm coming down, and I was pouring blood. I grabbed it by its neck with both my wrists, threw it back in the cage. It‚Äôs screaming like a scalded cat. I‚Äôm pouring blood. My friend‚Äôs laughing uncontrollably, and my father finally comes in the basement door and goes, ‚ÄòJeffery! What are you doing to that rabbit?‚Äô And I go, ‚ÄòIt‚Äôs not a rabbit, it‚Äôs a monkey, and it just bit the hell out of me.‚Äô”
Is It Safe to Drive While Stoned? Cannabis and Driving
Some scientists have suggested that the reason why stoned drivers do not crash more in laboratory simulations or road tests, even though they are clearly impaired, is because cannabis users tend to think they are more stoned than they really are, and do their best to compensate for it. In contrast, drunk drivers typically think they are less drunk than they really are. Given a dose of 7 mg THC (about a third of a joint), drivers rated themselves as impaired even though their driving performance was not. In contrast, at a blood alcohol concentration of 0.04% (slightly less than two cans of beer; half the legal limit in most US states), driving performance was impaired even though drivers rated themselves as fine.31 Cannabis smokers think they are driving badly when they are stoned and they also drive more cautiously.
Mister Sandman‚ Bring Me a Nightmare
– Ah C’Mon Fuckin Guy
Green Screen Gangstaz. Thanks Patrick Nybakken.
Frozen Head Made Of Blood
“>Wheelchair In The Mosh Pit
All You`ve Ever Wanted To Know About Semen
THE TOILET MUG
French fry-coated hot dog
Axe Cop – Comic Written By 5 Yr Old, Drawn By 29 Yr Old
ROB HALFORD AND SCOTT TRAVIS MANAGE TO GET THROUGH AN ENTIRE CONVERSATION WITH JERSEY SHORE‚  SNOOKI WITHOUT PUNCHING HER IN THE FACE
Canadian Woman, 74, Extradited To U.S. On 30-Year-Old Pot Charge
Vancouver s experiment with helping addicts get high
In this one room, however, the drugs are legal. Insite is the only government-sanctioned supervised injection site in North America. Opened in 2003 with money from Vancouver s health authority and federal grants, Insite was initially given a three-year exemption to Canada s Controlled Substances Act. The facility is operated by a nonprofit social services organization called the Portland Hotel Society. Addicts arrive with drugs scored on the streets and inject them in a supervised environment, 18 hours a day, 365 days a year. A counter was laden with clean needles, sterile water, cookers, filters, tourniquets, alcohol swabs, condoms. The database includes more than 2,000 users, identified only by code NAMEs, and an average day will see 645 injections. There are always two staffers and two nurses on duty, standing by with oxygen masks and syringes of the overdose drug naloxone. To date they have intervened in more than a thousand overdoses without a single death.
Illinois Cop Used Squad Car To Deliver Pot
Joe Simon and Jack Kirby Take on the Nefarious Menace of the Marijuana!
“I killed ’em all!! When I don’t get a reefer, I go crazy…. crazy!”
Feds Won’t Study Pot’s Benefits, Only ‘Negative Consequences’
One federal agency controls all the marijuana research done in the United States. And that agency has just admitted that it won’t fund research into the benefits of marijuana — only the supposed “negative consequences.”
Art: The Art and Culture of Glass Pipes
NASA Cocaine: Cocaine found at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center
Is Meow Meow the new Ecstasy?
Meow Meow (mephedrone) is easily, and legally, bought over the internet where it is often advertised as plant feed. When taken as a tablet, or snorted as a powder, it gives a similar high to Ecstasy and abuse has taken off in the UK over the past couple of years.
Amazed and Confused: The Best Fictional Drugs on TV
Crazy Bootleg Star Wars Tuna Commercial
Famous Literary Drunks & Addicts
Life of Mushrooms: Huautla de Jimenez Trailer
Superstore of weed
Pot haze invites raid on Nelson bus
The strong odor of marijuana wafting from the window of a Willie Nelson tour bus led to six members of the country singer’s entourage getting busted in Duplin County for possession of marijuana and three-fourths of a quart of moonshine, law enforcement officials said.
Actor Rip Torn arrested, charged with breaking into local bank with loaded gun
What feds might do to counter states legalizing pot
You end up punishing people for non-existent offenses, and create a perverse system of incentives. For example, if someone smoked pot yesterday and wants to drive today, from a legal perspective they might as well toke up right before driving. Either way, if caught, it’s considered drugged driving. The people most likely to be deterred by “per se” standards are those who would have been responsible anyway. It’s touted as a way to increase driving safety, but it does no such thing.
Pa. Man Accused of Burning Puppy in Front of Kids
Thanks Patrick Nybakken
25 ACTION FIGURE CARD BACKS FROM THE 1980s
‘Antiquities Theft in Israel’ exhibition robbed
An Israeli exhibition celebrating antiquities which have been recovered from thieves has been robbed of artefacts including a silver ring once worn by Alexander the Great.
Houston Homes Used For Torture
“…Smugglers would routinely beat the illegal immigrants, would force them to strip naked, would force men to have sex with each other and would only feed the group once a week.”
Historical Erotica Gallery
Sura Ionospheric Heating Facility
Russia’s version of HAARP
Sugar Frosted Cereal Museum [1939-1989]
WEIRD ADVERTISING CHARACTERS
Raiders of The Lost Snacks
Thanks Billoney
McBride on Ecstasy: ‘Eastbound & Down’
Somali pirates fight over record ransom
Owners of a Greek-flagged oil tanker dropped a record ransom payment of $5.5 million to $7 million on the deck of the ship today, prompting Somali pirates to release the Maran Centaurus.
One of the Most Common Chemicals Used in Modern Life Is Now Being Seen as a Health Threat
The Guantnamo Suicides: A Camp Delta sergeant blows the whistle
Experts: Sitting too much could be deadly
Veyron Lake Crash– Original Video- 1st hand account
$1.5 million down the toilet!
How To Survive An Atomic Blast
Couch Dance – Two Inches From Your Nose!
NJ – NSFW
Haiti Earthquake Conspiracy, HAARP, EISCAT Experiments on January 12, 2010
Obama Supports $675K File Sharing Verdict
The Obama administration is backing $675,000 in damages a Massachusetts student must pay the Recording Industry Association of America for file sharing 30 songs.
FBI got 2,000 phone records with fake terrorism emergencies
The Federal Bureau of Investigation used false terrorism emergencies to illegally collect more than 2,000 phone records between 2002 and 2006.
Susan Boyle Relaxes At Home (NSFW)
Japanese Furry Rape Porn – NSFW
Pedobear Collection
Gamer Girls – Video Game Community, Player Profiles, FPS, MMORPG, RPG
Car kills 104-year-old strongman
A legendary, 104-year-old former Coney Island strongman survived shrapnel wounds from World War II, bent a quarter with his bare hands on his last birthday and still walked more than three miles each day — only to be killed crossing a street in Brooklyn yesterday.
Donkey Kong Kunle
City Questions Circumcision Ritual After Baby Dies
The practice is known as oral suction, or in Hebrew, metzitzah b’peh: after removing the foreskin of the penis, the practitioner, or mohel, sucks the blood from the wound to clean it.It became a health issue after a boy in Staten Island and twins in Brooklyn, circumcised by the same mohel in 2003 and 2004, contracted Type-1 herpes. Most adults carry the disease, which causes the common cold sore, but it can be life-threatening for infants. One of the twins died.
CATHOLIC ENCYCLOPEDIA: Relics
Rasputin’s penis
One woman confessed that the first time she made love to him her orgasm was so violent that she fainted. Perhaps his potency as a lover also had a physical explanation. Rasputin’s assassin and alleged homosexual lover, Felix Yusopov, claimed that his prowess was explained by a large wart strategically situated on his penis, which was of exceptional size.
Hitler Escaped!
It’s reported now that in 1940 the Nazis started to amass tractors, planes, sledges, gliders, and all sorts of machinery and materials IN THE SOUTH POLAR REGIONS — that for the next 4 years Nazi technicians built, on an almost unknown CONTINENT, Antarctica, the Fuhrer’s SHANGRILA — a new Berchtesgaden.” The report says they scooped out an entire mountain, built a new refuge completely camouflaged — a magic mountain hide-a-way.
Did Hitler have only one testicle?
Holy Prepuce
Who stole Jesus’ foreskin?
Did the Vatican steal Jesus’ foreskin so people would shut up about the savior’s penis?
Searching for Christianity’s most sensitive remnant
The quest for Jesus’ foreskin
The Golden Age of Gang Graffiti
Such awesome handstyles! Young ‘uns take note.
With Rent Woes, Ray’s Candy Store Faces Threat of Padlock
SAVE RAY’S!
Paul Tronson Archangel Grimoire
“This is by far, the single most stunningly beautiful book I have ever seen, that was related to magic.”
Free Graffiti Creator – Graffiti Text Generator
Need some letters? So Toy!
Vintage Sleaze Themes — Drugs
Porn Video Games for thr Atari 2600: MYSTIQUE PRESENTS SWEDISH EROTICA
African Barber Signs | Ghana
Papier Mache Carnival Masks
Top 10 Westerns, if you ask the French
You can be a Cop!  Awful Library Books
Robertson on the Haiti earthquake: “[The people of Haiti] got together and swore a pact to the devil.”
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Swarovski Crystal Vajazzle
So we’re just gonna come right out and say it: Jennifer Love Hewitt has been vajazzled.For those unaware of the practice, it’s like bedazzling your lady parts with stick-on Swarovski crystals.
Pubic Hair Dye
Get ready for “My New Pink Button” – It’s lipstick, but not for the lips on your face.
Now there’s My New Pink Button ‚Äì a dye for your ladyparts. “Designed by a female certified Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own genital color loss,” the product comes in four tantalizing colors: Audry, Bettie, Ginger and Marilyn — and will set you back $29.95. With the promise of “restoring sexual confidence to women everywhere!” My New Pink Button lasts 48-72 hours (or, in sex terms, one lost weekend) and is as “easy as 1-2-3!” to apply. Why should dolling up your vagina be just for your pubes?
Hypnoheist: More Than Just an Urban Legend?
Stop Suffering from Female Weakness, Backache, Stomach Trouble, Constipation, Nervousness, Headache, Rupture
Porn Star Erica Boyer Killed in Traffic Accident
Comics: Kirby and Severin in Not Brand Echh
Illinois soldier held in Afghanistan over child porn charges
The pictures show the child in a swimsuit playing a wading pool and sitting on a truck. In one, the girl is wearing a swim suit and part of her buttocks are exposed.
Woman finds stranger’s tooth in candy bar
Spanish lawmaker’s photo used for bin Laden poster
Russian hackers jam traffic with porn video
Traffic jerked to a standstill as rubbernecking motorists ogled a pornographic clip posted by hackers on big-screen video billboards in Moscow, Russian news agencies reported on Friday.
Pakistani couple charged with ‘occult killing’ of baby
A couple in the southern Pakistani city of Karachi have been charged with murdering their baby daughter as part of an alleged “black magic” ritual.
Suspect’s release ordered in Tiger Woods ‘unfaithful’ Gatorade case
Kay told 9Wants to Know investigators earlier this week he altered Gatorade labels as a “pop art” project. Kay has been accused of violating three federal codes that prohibit product tampering.9NEWS first reported the bootleg bottles of Gatorade, featuring black-and-white labels with a photo of Tiger Woods and his wife Elin, and the word “unfaithful,” after they began appearing in Denver stores on Saturday.
That won’t help get your daughter back: Courtney Love unveils new tattoo collection
Adding up the explanations for ACTA’s “shameful secret”
Why is an intellectual property treaty being negotiated in the name of the US public kept quiet as a matter of national security and treated as “some shameful secret”?Solid information on the Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement (ACTA) has been hard to come by, but Google on Monday hosted a panel discussion on ACTA at its DC offices. Much of the discussion focused on transparency, and why there’s so little of it on ACTA, even from an administration that has made transparency one of its key goals.
Drunk Girl: Throwing Up … ¬† ¬† ¬†
The Demolition of the World Trade Center
Rockcafe Halford
The only Rob Halford-themed, heavy metal, not-gay bar in East Berlin.
I breastfeed my dog
Thanks Carlen Altman
Two Girls One Cyst Video
No matter where you stand on the current health care controversy, we can all agree on one thing: amateur surgery is gross.
Modified Mobile Phone Runs on Coca-Cola
Thanks Patrick Nybakken
Super Sperm
Thanks Billoney
Legends of the Dogon
Eye Tattoos Become Newest Trend In Prisons (VIDEO)
…but two prisoners have opened our eyes to the newest self-mutilating trend: eye tattoos that change the sclera to be blue or even red.When asked why he would do this to himself, David Boltjes (whose eyes are red) poetically remarked, “You can’t ask why…the real question is why not,” and his fellow inmate, blue-eyed Paul Inman explained that now, no one in the world would have the same color peepers as he has. Neither man would say how they managed to color their eyeballs, but both concurred it was extremely painful. Thanks Sarah Herse
The Year on Drugs 2009: The Top Ten US Domestic Drug Policy Stories
Adultery for heroin users
A list of ingredients found by chemical analysis that have been used to cut street heroin sold in New York City from 1991 to 1996.
Erowid Cocaine Vaults : Cocaine Adulterated with Levamisole on the Rise
One theory is that levamisole or other adulterants boost the effects of cocaine, permitting material to pass for higher-quality product despite additional cuts made down the line. Another theory is that levamisole or other adulterants are added as chemical signatures used to track distribution of material.[Fucci 2007] It may be that levamisole has been used because it has similar solubility properties to cocaine and therefore is difficult to remove and has not previously been considered a serious health hazard. As of October 1, 2009, there is no definitive answer as to why it is used as a cocaine adulterant.
What’s a Cancer Drug Doing in Cocaine?
Most cocaine diluted with unsafe livestock drug
Most cocaine coming into the United States has been diluted with a veterinary drug that is used to deworm horses and other animals but can cause severe illness and death in humans, public health experts say.
Face2Face System (Sale: $2,995)
Face2Face system has been developed to fight the Methamphetamine epidemic by showing people at risk how their faces will look like in 6 months, 1 year and 3 years after using meth.
Apple Valley teen faces charges after selling candy to undercover officer; passed off Skittles as ecstasy
New mechanism underlying cocaine addiction discovered
These epigenetic changes in the brain’s pleasure circuits, which are also the first impacted by chronic cocaine exposure, likely contribute to an acquired preference for cocaine.
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Art Clokey (RIP) creator of Gumby describes his experience.
“>My kind of after-school program!
How To Hack an ATM Part II
Crazy Mars Photos
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Mind Hacks: The case of the haunted scrotum
On CT scanning of the abdomen and pelvis, the right testis was not identified but the left side of the scrotum seemed to be occupied by a screaming ghostlike apparition
2010: Living In the Future | the book
Naked rambler could spend rest of life behind bars
Stephen Gough was arrested seconds after he was released from Perth Prison in December after he walked out of the gates with no clothes on.
Boston police fight cellphone recordings
Witnesses taking audio of officers arrested, charged with illegal surveillance
Fake marijuana under real fire in Topeka
Privacy World – Home of your Personal and Financial Privacy Needs!
Sky Creatures and Etheric Critters: A Quick and Dirty Intro
Top 10 Most Audacious Shootouts in US History
Planning for the unthinkable
The implications are even more profound. Schwartz says that where today people typically spend anywhere between 15 and 25 per cent of their income on food, it could go as high as 40 or 50 per cent, should the food crisis hit. That means that people will likely have to cut their spending on holidays or consumer goods.
It’s true: all the taken men are best
A new study provides evidence for what many have long suspected: that single women are much keener on pursuing a man who’s already taken than a singleton.
Minimum Wage Machine
The minimum wage machine allows anybody to work for minimum wage. Turning the crank will yield one penny every 5.04 seconds, for $7.15 an hour (NY state minimum wage). If the participant stops turning the crank, they stop receiving money.
Conversations About The Internet #5: Anonymous Facebook Employee
Star Wars Burlesque: Tatooine-Styled Shenanigans at the Bordello
Warren Beatty Slept With Almost 13,000 Women
God Hates “Lady” Gaga
1975 Kojak Pops
Cycling Book Commercial
Art Clokey dies at 88; creator of Gumby
How to Brew a Good Cup of Coffee
Web 2.0 Suicide Machine – Meet your Real Neighbours again! – Sign out forever!
Some Soda Fountains Contain Fecal Bacteria
Hong Kong acid attack leads to arrest
More than 100 people have been injured since December 2008 in similar attacks in which bottles of acid were dropped from buildings in a pedestrian zone.
Pitbull Sodomizes 2 Year Old
New Jersey Legislature Approves Medical Marijuana Bill
Dirty Jerzzzzzz! Thanks Billoney
China rewards online porn surfer
“It is because of the influence of pornography on the internet that I was only able to go to junior college.”Thanks Nico Dios.
From Neu! To Kraftwerk: Football, Motorik And The Pulse Of Modernity
Mexican government says Starbucks owes for using pre-Hispanic images on coffee mugs
The mugs show images of the Aztec calendar stone and the Pyramid of the Moon from the pre-Aztec ruins of Teotihuacan, near Mexico City.
of the Moonwalk
Thanks Va$htie
New airport scanners break child porn laws
How do I get a job mannin’ one of these? No pedo!
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Coroner: Self-help course led to suicide
The G-spot ‘doesn’t appear to exist’, say researchers
Their study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine is the biggest yet, involving 1,800 women, and it found no proof.The King’s College London team believe the G-spot may be a figment of women’s imagination, encouraged by magazines and sex therapists.
Florida Keys cops leave ransom note for pot, nab suspected grower
After a citizen’s tip led undercover detectives to six large marijuana plants growing in a wooded lot in the Keys, police half-jokingly left a phone number and ransom note.“Thanks for the grow! You want them back? Call for the price . . . We’ll talk.”Ten minutes later, the phone rang. Steven Locascio, 48, negotiated $200 to get his six-foot-tall plants back and arranged a meeting place.
Haley Paige at AVN 2006 in Las Vegas
Scroll down and read comments from her father about her tragic death.
Inkyo Hwang (38) committed suicide a month after his pornstar wife Haley Paige (25) overdosed
DOSH – Vital information for workers and employers in the adult film industry
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Chasey Lain Needs Help ¬´ Porn Stars: Where are they now?
This is what 15 years of the porn industry can do to people. Kids please stay off drugs. It is a dead end street.
Oh, the Horror! Why Skeptics Should Embrace the Supernatural on Television
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Moon hole might be suitable for colony
Bumfucked Hillbilly Backwoods Gear
Thanks Sara F Lee
Image Ltd – Flowers of Romance
FACESITTING FANTASIES . FACESITTING GALLERIES. SITTING ON FACE 3D ARTWORK
Grand Guignol Online
As used today, the term ‘Grand Guignol’ (pronounced Grahn Geen-yol’) refers to any dramatic entertainment that deals with macabre subject matter and features ‚Äúover-the-top‚Äù graphic violence. It is derived from Le Theatre du Grand Guignol, the name of the Parisian theatre that horrified audiences for over sixty years.
Grand Guignol
Le Laboratoire des Hallucinations, by Andr√© de Lorde: When a doctor finds his wife’s lover in his operating room, he performs a graphic brain surgery rendering the adulterer a hallucinating semi-zombie. Now insane, the lover/patient hammers a chisel into the doctor’s brain.Un Crime dans une Maison de Fous, by Andr√© de Lorde: Two hags in an insane asylum use scissors to blind a young, pretty fellow inmate out of jealousy. L’Horrible Passion, by Andr√© de Lorde: A nanny strangles the children in her care.
What’s the story on the Grand Guignol, the original shock theater?
Two brothers have an orgy with two prostitutes at a lighthouse. The lighthouse beacon goes out and one of the brothers realizes a boat containing their mother is heading toward the rocks. But the drunken lighthouse keeper has locked the beacon door. The brother goes nuts, blames everything on an earlier blasphemy by one of the hookers, slits her throat, and throws her out the window. “The boat with the men’s mother crashes against the rocks,” Gordon says. “In a religious frenzy, the [brothers] decide to burn [the other prostitute] to death. After pouring gasoline on her, they incinerate her and pray.” The end.
You can shave the baby!
Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight
The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.
Wrestling midgets killed by fake hookers
Ex-Homeland Security chief head said to abuse public trust by touting body scanners
Since the attempted bombing of a U.S. airliner on Christmas Day, former Homeland Security secretary Michael Chertoff has given dozens of media interviews touting the need for the federal government to buy more full-body scanners for airports.What he has made little mention of is that the Chertoff Group, his security consulting agency, includes a client that manufactures the machines. The relationship drew attention after Chertoff disclosed it on a CNN program Wednesday, in response to a question.
Murderer wrote ‘you dead dog’ on grave
“After Emma Barrett and her lover murdered her ex-boyfriend, she wrote “you’re dead, you dead dog” in the concrete shovelled over his body.” Thanks Petey.
Heroin for dummies
The city spent $32,000 on 70,000 fliers that tell you how to shoot heroin, complete with detailed tips on prepping the dope and injecting it into your arm.
Kevin Connolly takes Chloe Sevigny on a date
Keep it HBO…haaaah!
Bodegas, barbershops dealing sweet liquor punch ‘Nutcrackers’ to city teens
“Kevin, 20, a marijuana addict at Odyssey House, said, “Nutcrackers are the new liquid loosies [loose cigarettes].”
Russia wants U.S. surge on Afghan drugs
Some say the vast poppy fields are the real killers from Afghanistan. U.S. forces patrol some of them, but these days the fields are rarely destroyed – it’s seen as counterproductive, driving farmers into the arms of the Taliban.But to many, the carnage caused by the heroin from these crops – which has increased dramatically since the Taliban were overthrown – is far worse than any roadside bomb.
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Facebook Absolutely Demolishing MySpace in the Sex Offender Demographic
One-legged hostage taker apprehended
Police had tried to negotiate with the man in a wheelchair who reportedly demanded a pizza as part of his terms. Thanks Patrick Nybakken.
Either Mark Zuckerberg got a whole lot less private or Facebook’s CEO doesn’t understand the company’s new privacy settings
USDA Classifies PETA as a Terrorist Threat
The USDA has just released a new security profile form (pdf), which it distributes to animal experimentation facilities. The form reveals that PETA has been classified as a terrorist threat by the US government–potentially opening up its members to prosecution as terrorists. According to Green is the New Red, an eco-activist rights website, the document was given to all facilities that conduct experiments on animals. They were asked to disclose whether they were the target of attacks or harassment from a list of terrorist groups–one of which, evidently, is PETA.
Design the Next NYC Condom Package!
Design a Condom Wrapper, City Asks
If you have ever wanted to put your personal imprint on that most personal of items, here is your chance, thanks to New York City. On Tuesday, the Department of Health and Mental Hygiene, which unveiled the city’s highly popular first official condom on Valentine’s Day 2007 and followed it up with a redesign a year later, invited New Yorkers to submit designs for a “special, limited-edition” New York City condom wrapper that will be unveiled in the fall.
Sir your head is shaped like a penis
Why Men Fake Orgasms
The exact percentage of men who fake orgasms varies depending on the source. The ABC News Primetime Live Poll: The American Sex Survey (2004) reported that eleven percent of men surveyed said they had faked orgasms. A study by Muehlenhard and Shippee of students at the University of Kansas (2009) found that as many as twenty-five percent of men surveyed reported that they faked orgasms on occasion.
CREW UNVEILS ITS LIST OF TOP TEN ETHICS SCANDALS OF 2009 | Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington
29% of Americans say religion ‘out of date’
A Gallup poll of Americans’ attitudes towards religion released on Christmas Eve found significant recent increases in those responding either that they have no religious preference, that religion is not very important in their lives, or that they believe religion “is largely old-fashioned or out of date.”
The Man Who Conned The Pentagon
Porn for the Blind
Thanks Carlen Altman
U.N. Report Says Counterterrorism Measures ‘Risk Unduly Penalizing Transgender Persons’
“Enhanced immigration controls that focus attention on male bombers who may be dressing as females to avoid scrutiny make transgender persons susceptible to increased harassment and suspicion.”
IGGY POP of the Stooges, on being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
“Am I still cool? Or is that over now?”
Climate summit most chaotic show on earth
“I can’t remember an occasion when more people of power and influence came together on a more important issue and went away with so little to show for it.”
Hot Boots!!! A community of men into BOOTS !
Thanks Carlen Altman
An E-Book Buyer’s Guide to Privacy
Unfortunately, e-reader technology also presents significant new threats to reader privacy. E-readers possess the ability to report back substantial information about their users’ reading habits and locations to the corporations that sell them. And yet none of the major e-reader manufacturers have explained to consumers in clear unequivocal language what data is being collected about them and why.
Why Sex With Robots is Always Wrong: The Impending Demise of the Human Species
You sent me your pics
You sent me your pics is a blog of all the pictures that are sent to me by girls throught emails or chat. None of them were found on the web though some of them must be fakes. This blog aims to show that anyone can send you pictures of them just after a few chats or emails. Enjoy
End Of Term Naked Party!
Alex & Annie 1979
Duck Boner Video
MICRO-FLUFF
The Case Against Ball Lightning
FBI releases files on Michael Jackson involving child-molestation charges
Delaware Pediatrician Charged With Raping Patients
Court documents say that during those searches, the police seized at least six cameras, 100 DVDs and VHS tapes, dozens of reel-to-reel films and a small computer data storage device that contained videos of multiple forced sexual acts with child patients — including intercourse, oral sex and fondling.Several of the videos, court documents say, show the doctor, in blue scrubs, yelling orders at the toddlers, some of whom are crying or trying to run away. In one video, Dr. Bradley has a “violently enraged” expression on his face, the court papers say.
Police bomb squad in Richmond blows up pot bong
It turns out it was a pipe, but not a pipe bomb. Police now think it was a marijuana bong left behind by some taggers who were seen vandalizing the house and a car at about 6 pm
Cognitive Commodities in the Neuro Marketplace
For instance, the same neurostim device that uses electric impulses from a brain implant to treat people with Parkinson‘s Disease can be tweaked by a few millimeters and pulse rates to make cocaine addicts feel like they are high all the time. Neurostim isn‘t a cheap commodity yet, but in the future it could be.
How One Odd Duck Says ‘No’ to Sex
“In species where forced copulation is common, males have evolved longer penises, but females have coevolved convoluted vaginas with dead-end cul-de-sacs and spirals in the opposite direction of the male penis,” said lead researcher Patricia Brennan of Yale University. “This coevolution results from conflict between the sexes over who is going to control fertilization.”
Eighth-graders charged in sex incident in classroom
Clown and Santa sentenced for child porn
“Downtown the Clown”
Santa Spanks Naughty Girl
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KKKhristmas
Christmas with Hitler
OMG, Secret Nazi Santa!
RIGHTEOUS MAN CARTOONS
Internet Predator PSA
Gary Gygax Dies, Goes To Hell
D&D is called a “Role Playing Gaime” because players are encouraged to consider-alternative lifestyles, particularly gender-swapping. Men may play as women, and women play as men, having ‘adventures’ which quickly degrade into sex-orgies.Dungeon-Masters encourage players to ‘act’ their part as much as possible. Most gaming sessions will involve nudity and copious actual or simulated gay-sex.
and the Anunnaki – Planet X Video
Photographic Evidence that Barack Obama is a Human/Reptilian Hybrid
The Inner Child Healer Pendant (an Orgone Protective Pendant)
It Never RAINS but it Pours: Reporting on the Satan Hunters
She knows it is a myth because she herself suffered, back in the 1940s and 1950s when she was a small child, and the hands of an inter-generational, multi-perpetrator cult, actually at least five cults who were conspiring together. These included: a Satanic Cabal hiding under the cover of a Fundamentalist church; a Dionysiac group (who had survived underground ever since the days of ancient Rome) who “specialise in political manipulation through crime and blackmail”; a feminist Pagan coven; a youth gang who used Satanic imagery; and military mind-control experts who were affiliated with the Masons.
Lil Wayne detained in Texas after marijuana found on tour buses
Wow.
Jewish Curls
Thanks Carlen Altman
Video: Police hunt supermarket bottom sniffer
Police are hunting a man who carried out what they describe as ‘bizarre’ sexual assaults after he repeatedly knelt behind a shelf stacker to smell his behind.Thanks Patrick Nybakken
Buju Banton faces drug conspiracy charges
Buju Banton, the Jamaican reggae star whose anti-gay lyrics have drawn international criticism, is in a federal lockup in Miami, facing drug conspiracy charges.Drug Enforcement Administration agents say Banton, real name Mark Anthony Myrie, has been in custody since Thursday and will soon be transferred to Tampa, where the U.S. Attorney is charging him with conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute more than five kilos of cocaine.
Bonkers Institute: Marvelous Mental Medicine Show ~ Vintage Drug Ads
S. Burroughs -The Junky’s Christmas
Seven Stoner Christmas Songs
Lil Wayne’s Miami apartment scares off potential buyers because of marijuana smell
Brazen OxyContin Robber Appears Unstoppable
Genie/Djinn Guide
Ages of consent in North America
A Handy Guide. 0;-P
The World’s Longest Toilet Queue
The NEW version of ‘Hands Across America’.
No Toilet, No Bride – No Woman, No Cry
About 665 million people in India — about half the population — lack access to latrines. But since a “No Toilet, No Bride” campaign started about two years ago, 1.4 million toilets have been built here in the northern state of Haryana, some with government funds, according to the state’s health department.
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FARMERS in southern Taiwan have started to potty-train their pigs in response to a planned water pollution fee.
Funny Early Photos of Metallica, Slayer, Anthrax, Marilyn Manson, Dio, Lemmy
Thanks Billoney
Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico
Best Sex Offender Name
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Drug money saved banks in global crisis, claims UN advisor
Antonio Maria Costa, head of the UN Office on Drugs and Crime, said he has seen evidence that the proceeds of organised crime were “the only liquid investment capital” available to some banks on the brink of collapse last year. He said that a majority of the $352bn (¬£216bn) of drugs profits was absorbed into the economic system as a result.
Mission Mind Control (1979) ABC Special
Uncovering government agencies (especially the CIA) that secretly tested the effects of LSD on humans.
Ever had your shit pushed in?
Towards 2013
Spreading fear is totally irresponsible at this point. A lot of us pay lip service to the idea of indirect manifestation through thought or will, and if any version of that is true then we’ve really got to start visualizing some more inspiring outcomes posthaste. Even if you think that junk is bunk you know that despairing people solve no problems. Without hope we’re hopeless. I feel that it is my sacred duty to help raise morale on this spaceship until it’s big enough to fend for itself. I, for one, think we’ve got a fighting chance. Call me an optimist. Maybe I’m just too cowardly to encompass the possibility of failure. In any event I’m a devoted fan of sentient life in general and I intend to go down rooting for the home team. Go humans! Forward escape! The curtain is up and the enemy’s gate is down. Damn the torpedoes and never tell me the odds.
How A Stupid Facebook Game Makes Zynga Millions
How is it possible that Facebook gamesmaker Zynga will turn in 2009 revenues approaching a reported $250 million — making 90% of its money selling gamers nothing but virtual goods?
Is the Mossad Too Obsessed With Iran?
The Israeli government’s single-minded focus on Tehran has caused friction with the Obama administration, which is seeking to engage Iran and to promote a deal with the Palestinians. Publicly there is no rift: Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu says he supports efforts to halt Iran’s nuclear program diplomatically, as long as harsh sanctions are imposed if no progress is shown. But the threat of a unilateral Israeli attack remains on the table‚Äîand while that threat may give the Americans leverage in talks with Tehran, an actual attack might well invite Iranian retaliation against U.S. forces in the Middle East and South Asia.
HOLE IN THE HEAD GANG
“Joey was ready to try the operation for a third time. With Amanda present, he followed the old groove, trying to break through the thin layer of bone that was left. Proving the Doctors wrong, when he broke through he found not death but “An ominous sounding schlurp and the sound of bubbling.” Upon withdrawing the trepan, there was a piece of bone in it, but it was apparent that the cut had been uneven, and that part of the bone had snapped off. “At the time I thought that any hole would do, no matter what size. I bandaged my head and cleared away the mess.”
Trepanation
This weekend I had a hole drilled through my skull. I read that this increased one‚Äôs consciousness permanently. I read about the supposed de-conditioning properties. I read about more parts of the brain working simultaneously as there would be more blood up there to help this happen. The arguments for it all seemed to be quite lengthy, quite detailed, thought out and researched, and very intelligent. The arguments against it were based solely on the opinion that it is ‚Äòcrazy‚Äô and talk like, “What‚Äôs more conscious than conscious?”. I heard from an acquaintance on telephone that she was glad she had done it, felt more mental energy, and had days of brilliance. I came to believe that the key to a permanent consciousness increase was a hole in the skull, to restore the full brain pulsation of infancy.
Skeptic’s Annotated Bible / Quran / Book of Mormon
Are Americans a Broken People? Why We’ve Stopped Fighting Back Against the Forces of Oppression
U.S. citizens do not actively protest obvious injustices for the same reasons that people cannot leave their abusive spouses: They feel helpless to effect change. The more we don’t act, the weaker we get. And ultimately to deal with the painful humiliation over inaction in the face of an oppressor, we move to shut-down mode and use escape strategies such as depression, substance abuse, and other diversions, which further keep us from acting. This is the vicious cycle of all abuse syndromes.
There’s More to Sex Than a Cum Shot to the Face: What Men Should Unlearn from Hardcore Porn
How not to make love like a porn star
Hey, guys: Are adult films making you bad at sex?
Health Insurers Caught Paying Facebook Gamers Virtual Currency To Oppose Reform Bill
Paying people to act like political supporters is called “astroturfing,” because its fake grass-roots campaigning. So maybe this should be called Virtual astroturfing. Virtual-turfing? Astroturfing 2.0?
Effects of 6-10 Hz ELF on Brain Waves
Krampus
“Krampus is a mythical creature who accompanies Saint Nicholas in various regions of the world during the Christmas season. The word Krampus originates from the Old High German word for claw (Krampen). In the Alpine regions, Krampus is represented by an incubus-like creature. While Saint Nicholas gives gifts to good children, the Krampus warns and punishes bad children. Traditionally, young men dress up as the Krampus in the first two weeks of December, particularly in the evening of December 5, and roam the streets frightening children and women with rusty chains and bells. In some rural areas the tradition also includes birching by Krampus, especially of young girls.” Thanks Rob Kiley
Ministry
Thanks Patrick Nybakken
Chefs on Drugs
Could The HAARP Project Be For Mind Control? by Nicholas Jones
Method and Apparatus for Shielding a Person from the Polluting Effects of Extremely Low Frequency (ELF) Magnetic Waves, and all Other Environmental Electromagnetic Emissions
Bronx Build-A-Bear toys stuffed with millions in heroin
JuggaloFaith – Juggalos 4 Jesus!
“Truth is we follow God, we’ve always been behind him, the Carnival is God, may all the juggalos find him.”
DJs Mavado, Vybz Kartel pledge to end lyrical feud
Dancehall stars Mavado and Vybz Kartel have given the Government a commitment to end their lyrical feud, which has spilled over into violent clashes on the nation’s streets.The two are leaders of the groups known as Gaza and Gully and their supporters have been at odds since 2006. Yesterday, the dancehall stars used a meeting with three government ministers at the Office of the Prime Minister (OPM) to announce an end to the derogatory lyrics they have traded, while calling on their supporters to end the fuss.
Minor Threat Drummer Sells Test Pressing for Nearly $6,000
Loud bass music ‘killed student’ Tom Reid
He told her: ‘My heart feels funny. I think the bass is affecting me. Oh God, I feel very weird. My heart is beating so fast.’
Fantasy Artist Frank Frazetta’s son ‘in museum theft’
The son of renowned American fantasy artist Frank Frazetta, has been charged with trying to steal paintings worth $20m (¬£12m) from his father’s museum.
Saratoga Springs police officer sprayed, sickened with LSD while making arrest
Creepy Creeper!
What was it she actually climbed down from?A – It is a storage loft/area in the apartment. It has no connection to any outside ventilation or anything of that such. It does go pretty deep back in there, almost all the way to over the stove/kitchen area. She had set up a little nook for herself.
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Satan for Kids, Part 2
Don’t Make Me Go Back, Mommy: A child’s book about satanic ritual abuse
How the US forgot how to make Trident missiles
The US National Nuclear Security Administration (NNSA) “lost knowledge” of how to make a mysterious but very hazardous material codenamed Fogbank. As a result, the warhead refurbishment programme was put back by at least a year, and racked up an extra $69 million.
Ride Collies at the Rodeo
Ghost Ride The Dog!
NWO Project Blue Beam: False Holographic Second Coming
Pfizer shamed with $2.3bn fine for marketing fraud
Pfizer pleaded guilty to the charges, and will pay a fine of $1.195 billion, the largest criminal fine ever imposed in the US for any matter. The company’s subsidiary Pharmacia & Upjohn will also forfeit $105 million, for a total criminal resolution of $1.3 billion.
Massive TSA Security Breach As Agency Gives Away Its Secrets
In a massive security breach, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) inadvertently posted online its airport screening procedures manual, including some of the most closely guarded secrets regarding special rules for diplomats and CIA and law enforcement officers.
“Afghan drug trafficking brings US $50 billion a year”
I don’t make anything up. Americans themselves admit that drugs are often transported out of Afghanistan on American planes. Drug trafficking in Afghanistan brings them about 50 billion dollars a year – which fully covers the expenses tied to keeping their troops there. Essentially, they are not going to interfere and stop the production of drugs. They engage in military action only when they are attacked. They don’t have any planned military action to eliminate the Mujahideen. Rather, they want to make the situation more unstable and help the Taliban to be more active. They even started negotiations with them, trying to direct them to the Central-Asian republics, to destabilize the whole region and set up their bases there.
New KFC Opens In Palms? Sort of…(Instead of Fried Chicken, They Sell Marijuana)
Worry Over Abuse Of Michael Jackson Drug Grows
But even providers who use it on a daily basis are unclear how potent it can be. A recent study found 30 percent of physicians who abused propofol actually died. And last year, Dr. Brent Cambron was found dead in a storage closet at Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center. There was a half-filled vial of propofol and other drugs surrounding his body. The anesthesiologist had been battling drug addiction.
Blue – Al Goldstein’s Restaurant Review
Pedro #1 Check On It
Holy Fuck! Thanks Vinnie.
L.A. City Council OKs cap on medical marijuana dispensaries
Ecstasy pill collection allegedly stolen
It was not immediately clear why about 40 red-and-white pills out of the 2,400-pill-strong collection would be poisoned, but the police say they fear the drugs could be lethal if swallowed.
Exploding bubble gum kills student
Thanks Patrick Nybakken
Spiral UFO puts Norway in a spin
Mystery as spiral blue light display hovers above Norway
That Crazy Spiral in the Sky? It Might Be Real
Blue Light Spiral Over Norway 09th Dec. 2009
A mysterious light display appearing over Norway last night has left thousands of residents in the north of the country baffled.Witnesses from Tr√∏ndelag to Finnmark compared the amazing sight to anything from a Russian rocket to a meteor or a shock wave – although no one appears to have mentioned UFOs yet.The phenomenon began when what appeared to be a blue light seemed to soar up from be More..hind a mountain. It stopped mid-air, then began to circulate
The Art of David Dees
David Dees: Conspiratorial Artist
ONLY DEATH IS REAL: An Illustrated History of Hellhammer and Early Celtic Frost, by Tom Gabriel Fischer with Martin Eric Ain | Bazillion Points Books
Hara-Kiri Magazine Covers
“Hara Kiri editions, subtitled “Journal b√™te et m√©chant” (Stupid and vicious magazine), were constantly aiming at established powers, be they political parties or institutions like the Church or the State. In 1961 and 1966 the monthly magazine was temporarily banned by the French Government.” – Wiki. Thanks Rob Kiley
Gs 2 Gents Sucker Punch
Thanks Em One
GUIDOS!
The Militarization of Sex
Mutaa is a form of “temporary marriage” only acceptable within Shiite communities, one that allows couples to have religiously sanctioned sex for a limited period of time, without any commitments, and without the obligatory involvement of religious figures. In conservative Muslim societies known for their strict sense of propriety, mutaa offers an escape clause. The contract is very simple. The woman says: “I marry myself to you for [a specific period of time] and for [a specified dowry]” and the man says: “I accept.” The period can range between one hour and a year, and is subject to renewal.
The 6 Weirdest, Scariest Processed Foods
Kraft‚Äôs response to Lifsey‚Äôs lawsuit was a masterwork of poor corporate spin, as a company spokesperson told the Los Angeles Times, “We think customers understand that it isn’t made from avocado.” Well actually, no. Customers tend to buy guacamole with the understanding that it will be made from, oh, I don‚Äôt know, avocados.
Canadian polar bear eating a cub that it killed and cannibalized
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I do not consider myself a religious person in the usual sense, but there is a religious aspect to some highs. The heightened sensitivity in all areas gives me a feeling of communion with my surroundings, both animate and inanimate. Sometimes a kind of existential perception of the absurd comes over me and I see with awful certainty the hypocrisies and posturing of myself and my fellow men. And at other times, there is a different sense of the absurd, a playful and whimsical awareness. Both of these senses of the absurd can be communicated, and some of the most rewarding highs I’ve had have been in sharing talk and perceptions and humor. Cannabis brings us an awareness that we spend a lifetime being trained to overlook and forget and put out of our minds. A sense of what the world is really like can be maddening; cannabis has brought me some feelings for what it is like to be crazy, and how we use that word ‘crazy’ to avoid thinking about things that are too painful for us.
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Prisoner dupes guards, grows pot in cell
A British prisoner convinced guards his marijuana plants were tomato plants — and they even allowed him to decorate one as a Christmas tree, a source said.
Defense contractors got flu vaccine before schools, hospitals: report
Keep the war machine rollin’!
LA Ghetto Gang Bus Tour
The concept appears to have no equal in L.A. — for good reason, some might argue. It seems to echo, more than anything, the “slum tours” of such sites as India’s Dharavi township and Rio de Janeiro’s favelas. Those operations have been lauded as innovative economic tools and mechanisms for humanizing poverty — and also attacked as exploitative and voyeuristic.
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“They don’t want the hipsters in their neighborhood,” he said. “It’s like in Howard Beach back in the day when they didn’t want black people in the neighborhood.”Hipsters are the new black.
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Note to Frederick County parents: you know that guy who motors around on a Segway with a homemade sign that says “PRESS” and who is constantly taking pictures of the high school cheerleaders? Make sure you know where those photos end up.
Female Scout leader accused of sex with young boy
“The boy’s parents called us when they came home, and their child was having sexual intercourse with an older female in his bedroom,” Sheriff’s Capt. Steve Johnson said. “They blocked the female from leaving until deputies arrived.”
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‘Fake fingerprint’ Chinese woman fools Japan controls
It is Japan’s first case of alleged biometric fraud, but police believe the practice may be widespread.Japanese police suspect Chinese brokers of taking huge sums to modify fingerprints surgically
Mom blames son’s death on air freshener
“The boy’s mother has hired an attorney and they’re in the process of filing a lawsuit against the makers of Glade.”Such bullshit, waitin’ for the follow-up report that says she killed him.
U.S. Helps Frequent Fliers Make a Mint
At least several hundred mile-junkies discovered that a free shipping offer on presidential and Native American $1 coins, sold at face value by the U.S. Mint, amounted to printing free frequent-flier miles. Mileage lovers ordered more than $1 million in coins until the Mint started identifying them and cutting them off.Coin buyers charged the purchases, sold in boxes of 250 coins, to a credit card that offers frequent-flier mile awards, then took the shipments straight to the bank. They then used the coins they deposited to pay their credit-card bills. Their only cost: the car trip to make the deposit.
Irish Catholic nuns offer compensation for Church child sex abuse
The Sisters of Mercy in Dublin have offered $193 million in money and property to those who were abused by nuns in their order.
Surprising Study On Terrorism: Al-Qaida Kills Eight Times More Muslims Than Non-Muslims
Hallucinogenic herb from Mexico under scrutiny
But is it dangerous? Johnson, the psychopharmacologist, said emergency rooms aren’t reporting an increase in salvia overdoses or other issues related to the drug ‚Äî in part because “it’s very short-acting, lasting five to 10 minutes.”Salvia doesn’t appear to be addictive, nor is it particularly toxic, Johnson said. “The science is pretty clear. … Salvia is not the next methamphetamine or the next cocaine or heroin.” But, he warned, “this is a powerful drug. If someone were to drive on it, that would be a very bad thing.” In Delaware, Brett Chidester, 17, committed suicide in 2006 after becoming a salvia smoker. There was no evidence that Chidester was under the influence of salvia when he killed himself, but within four months, state legislators passed “Brett’s Law,” making salvia a controlled substance.
HPD officer’s ‘666’ badge scares the devil out of some
Black, now 41 and a 20-year veteran of the force, is in the unusual fraternity of police officers who have worn the mark of the beast on their uniforms — the number in the biblical book of Revelations that signifies the ultimate evil.
Bees on Cocaine
According to the boffins, cocaine turns good bees – productive members of the hive – into untrustworthy scumbags. The cocaine-addled insects would routinely exaggerate the quality of sugar or pollen they had found, lying to their fellow hive members through the medium of “waggle dancing”, the standard method of describing one’s work among bees.
Suit wants details about cops’ online probes
There’s nothing wrong with law enforcement agencies’ using Internet technology to investigate crimes, Bay Area privacy advocates say. But they want the federal government to say how, when and why its agents look at Americans’ social networking accounts.
Jesus Leonardo is a stooper, picking up tickets that others have thrown away at OTB parlors.
For the past 10 years, Jesus Leonardo has been cleaning up at an OTB parlor in Midtown Manhattan, cashing in, by his own count, nearly half a million dollars’ worth of winning tickets from wagers on thoroughbred races across the country.
Is Homeland Security trying to ram through Pass ID?
Finally, the states and Homeland Security appear to be in the middle of some kind of cross between a game a chicken and a power play, with travelers caught in the middle. Napolitano wants Pass ID to be approved and is using the threat of paralyzing travel through the entire United States of America in order to encourage the Senate to move the Pass ID bill along.
Ancient site reveals signs of mass cannibalism
“We see patterns on the bones of animals indicating that they have been spit-roasted,” he said. “We have seen some of these same patterns on the human bones [at this site].”
Toledo man arrested in Salvation Army kettle theft
Maumee Police Sgt. David Tullis said the robber pushed the volunteer, and pulled the kettle away from her. He put the kettle and tripod in the back of a pickup truck after telling her, “I can’t stand you and your bell-ringing. I hate Christmas.”
Prisoners get drunk on swine flu hand gel
Facebook profiles capture true personality, according to new psychology research
“I was surprised by the findings because the widely held assumption is that people are using their profiles to promote an enhanced impression of themselves,” says Gosling of the more than 700 million people worldwide who have online profiles. “In fact, our findings suggest that online social networking profiles convey rather accurate images of the profile owners, either because people aren’t trying to look good or because they are trying and failing to pull it off.
Twin Subway Perverts
“He’s a recidivist subway grinder with over half a dozen convictions,”
Gangs in New York talk Twitter: Use tweets to trash-talk rivals, plan fights
“It is another tool … just like old phone records,” a police source said. “We can go through them [messages] to track these guys.”
New Israel Defense Forces unit to fight enemies on Facebook, Twitter
The new unit, as well as an initiative by the Information and Diaspora Ministry to train people to represent Israel independently on the Internet and in other arenas, were presented Monday at the conference during a panel discussion on Israeli public relations abroad.
Kirk has taken too much fucking LSD
DEA vs. ‘House’
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Of course, it’s controversial whether we should be taking vitamins at all. Recent studies have indicated that taking a multivitamin won’t protect you from heart disease or cancer. And experts maintain that if you eat well, you don’t need vitamin supplements.“The evidence shows that a healthy diet and exercise are the best way to ward off disease; a vitamin cannot replace those benefits,” says Eric Rimm, associate professor of epidemiology and nutrition at the Harvard School of Public Health.
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Everyone’s Gone To The Moon

  • The hottest market in the hottest economy in the world is Chinese real estate. The big question is how vulnerable is this market to a crash.

    One red flag is the vast number of vacant homes spread through China, by some estimates up to 64 million vacant homes.

    We’ve tracked down satellite photos of these unnerving places, based on a report from Forensic Asia Limited. They call it a clear sign of a bubble: “There’s city after city full of empty streets and vast government buildings, some in the most inhospitable locations. It is the modern equivalent of building pyramids. With 20 new cities being built every year, we hope to be able to expand our list going forward.”

  • At the end of our tour at Museo Del Jugute Mujam (aka Antique Toy Museum Mexico) I stopped in my tracks, made a “What Th-” face then rubbed my eyes as if “No- it COULDN’T be!”.
    After at least an hour or two of the weird and wacky, comical and cute and kitschy and krazy this construction’s fast 180 turn gave me a ‘lil whiplash.
    What’s extra great about the museum is that they not only have the most amazing collection of crap, they often go the extra step and create artist visions with the toys. This tribute to 9/11 is the most jarring example. The planes and towers are all filled with rubber and plastic heroes to show, well, to show that the creators heart was in the right place.
  • Internet activists point out that these block lists have already been abused in some countries. In Australia, for instance, a government block list — which officials said would be used only to block illegal content — was found to have targeted religious and political websites. The list was even used to block parts of WikiLeaks.

    (Final implementation of the “Great Firewall of Australia” has been delayed until after the 2011 election.)

    Some activists argue that the efforts to protect children are simply a politically palatable way to get the public to accept government control over the Internet.

    However, in the US, government plans to take greater control over Internet content have been focused on copyright protection, rather than children.

  • “Maybe it’s worth reminding people that Wesley Snipes was acquitted of tax fraud and conspiracy charges in 2008. He was only found guilty on misdemeanor charges of ‘willful failure to file an income tax return.’
  • Clement Hunter, 30, who has a history of drug busts, caught the attention of Queens cops patroling in an unmarked car about 4 a.m. because he drove like a driver’s-ed flunkie, police said.

    Smuggling the massive haul of pot in a rented Dodge Caravan, Hunter came to a screeching stop, turned without signaling and blew through a red light at the intersection of Farmers and Merrick Blvds., police said.

    When the cops tried to pull him over, he zoomed off – but his getaway bid was even more pathetic.

    He barely made it three blocks before turning onto a dead-end street.

    “He kind of traps himself,” a police source said of Hunter’s misadventure on 178th St in Springfield Gardens. “The officers basically block him off.”

    He tried to flee on foot, but – you guessed it! – got nowhere.

  • In the late 19th century, as today, a terrorist cabal detonated bombs in the heart of the Western world. Judged by the number of successful attacks on politicians and royalty, that force was more directly threatening to the inner circles of power than today’s radical Islam.

    This episodic violence, loosely associated with the extremist wing of the anarchist movement, lasted roughly from 1880 to 1910. It claimed the lives of only about 150 private citizens but also killed a president, a police chief, a prime minister, a czar, a king, and an empress. Yet the wave of terror eventually receded. No one has lived in mortal fear of bomb-throwing, dagger-clutching anarchists for nearly a century. Will citizens in 2110 view radical Islamic terrorism as a similar historical curiosity, useful mostly for colorful storytelling?

  • A media experiment of feeding live tweets onto giant television screens displayed in the EU summit building had to be switched off after Italian twitterers bombarded the system with attacks on Silvio Berlusconi.
  • Applying the US Espionage Act to third-party publishers of classified information like WikiLeaks would violate protected speech rights, the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) told members of the House Judiciary Committee Thursday.

    “If the Espionage Act were to be applied to publishers, it would have the unconstitutional effect of infringing on the constitutionally protected speech rights of all Americans, and it would have a particularly negative effect on investigative journalism – a necessary and fundamental part of our democracy,” the ACLU said in a statement.

  • The officials rules from the Obama Administration, when it comes to Freedom of Information requests, is that the default view should be the transparent one. In practice, we’ve seen exactly the opposite. Studies have shown that the Obama Administration has turned down FOIA requests at a greater rate than the previous administration (which was already pretty damn secretive) and often uses political reasons, rather than genuine secrecy reasons to hide information (for example, claiming ACTA had to be secret for national security reasons).
  • Bangladeshi authorities have launched an investigation after a pornographic film was aired on a large display screen at the country’s main airport, a magistrate says.

    Hundreds of travellers and waiting friends and relatives at the main terminal of the Shahjalal International Airport were shocked as the film was aired for five minutes, magistrate Siddiqa Akhter said.

  • Don’t you hate it when you’re in a meeting or in class, and someone’s having a cellphone conversation right next to you? Or maybe you just want a peaceful ride on the train or bus, but someone with a big mouth keeps talking to his stupid buddy about how he scored majorly with this girl last night? Solution? Just use this ultra powerful and highly effective cell phone cigarette jammer which disablesany cell phone in distance, stopping all signals on the GSM, DCS, PHS, and 3G bands without interrupting any other electronic device. Trust us – this will save your sanity!

    It’s small, portable and cigarette pack shaped so you can place it in any empty regular size cigarette box for maximum camouflage. Or keep it inside your bad, hidden under the seat of your car, anywhere you want and no one will ever know their cellphone signals are being scrambled!

  • NASA Gemini-Era Space Food Pouch: Cheese Sandwich. This rare, unconsumed, unflown space food leftover is likely from the Gemini project. A 5.5″ x 3.5″ x 1″still-sealed plastic pouch with a label on the front: “CHEESE SANDWICH” on which is a “WSD/14” stamp; on the verso is a label with the Serial No. “FG 439. From the estate of a long-time NASA employee. Fine condition but the contents are quite crumbled (and quite unappetizing). Not for consumption.
  • “We’ve undergone a corporate coup d’état in slow motion,” he said. “Our public education system has been gutted. Our infrastructure is corroding and collapsing. Unless we begin to physically resist, they are going to solidify neo-feudalism in this country.”

    “If we think that Obama is bad, watch the next two years because these corporate forces have turned their back on him,” Hedges warned.

    Hedges, author of “Death of the Liberal Class,” said that his vision of America is one with a functioning social democracy, which stands in stark contrast to the nihilism of the corporate state.

    “American workers, as they are repeatedly told, will have to become competitive with prison labor in China,” he said. “That’s where we’re headed, and all the pillars of the liberal establishment are complicit in this.”

  • Nigeria has dropped charges against Dick Cheney, the former US vice-president, over bribery allegations involving the energy giant Halliburton after an out-of-court settlement was agreed.

    Nigeria’s anti-corruption watchdog, the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) said that the charges were dropped on Friday after Halliburton agreed to pay fines totalling up to $250 million over allegations it paid millions of dollars in bribes to Nigerian officials.

  • The Large Hadron Collider took several years to construct, and it was expected that it would take several more to begin yielding game-changing scientific data. But, to the delight of CERN researchers, that hasn’t been the case. The LHC is already yielding reams of valuable scientific data, and a bulletin released by lead researchers Monday indicates that the ATLAS experiment is working so well that researchers should be able to confirm or rule out the existence of the Higgs Boson by next year, and could even find evidence of extra dimensions before the end of 2011.
  • Dr Penrose’s version of events is that the universe did not come into existence at the Big Bang but instead passes through a continuous cycle of aeons. Each aeon starts off with the universe being of zero size and high uniformity. At first the universe becomes less uniform as it evolves and objects form within it. Once enough time has passed, however, all of the matter around will end up being sucked into black holes. As Stephen Hawking has demonstrated, black holes eventually evaporate in a burst of radiation. That process increases uniformity, eventually to the level the universe began with.

    Thus far, Dr Penrose’s version of cosmology more or less matches the standard version. At this point, though, he introduces quite a large kludge of his own. This is the idea that when the universe becomes very old and rarefied, the particles within it lose their mass.

  • Some critics pointed out that Time seems to be behind the times in recognizing Facebook, which exploded as a phenomenon in 2006 and 2007.

    “Time just named its Person of the Year 2007,” Tweeted comedian John Hodgman.

    Some took a more aggressive tone, accusing the magazine of cowardice in picking a less-controversial figure than Assange. Slate editor-in-chief Jacob Weisberg called the decision “gutless.”

  • When asked whether he thought Assange was a hi-tech terrorist or a whistleblower akin to those who released the Pentagon Papers — a series of top-secret documents revealing US military policy in Vietnam — Biden said: “I would argue that it’s closer to being hi-tech terrorist.”
  • “But let us not be hasty, and let us not legislate in a climate of fear or prejudice,” Conyers closed, referring to the calls for new laws criminalizing the actions of Wikileaks. “For, in such an atmosphere, it is our constitutional freedoms and our cherished civil rights that are the first to be sacrificed in the false service of our national security.”
  • CABLESEARCH is an attempt for an user friendly search engine of already published documents from Wikileaks.

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Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on December 20, 2010

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Broke Dicks

  • Like everything these days, great care must be taken to ensure that as few people as possible are offended by anything. Google Instant is no exception. Somewhere within Google there exists a master list of “bad words” and evil concepts that Google Instant is programmed to not act upon, lest someone see something offensive in the instant results… even if that’s exactly what they typed into the search bar. We call it Google Blacklist.
  • Oh yes, they did!
  • More than 400 Norwin High School seniors got an eyeful Friday morning when pornographic photos appeared on a giant screen during a presentation on the importance of donating blood, triggering awkward laughter, a police investigation and an apology from school officials. The images — described by students as gay pornography — were on a flash drive belonging to a Central Blood Bank employee who was about to deliver a PowerPoint presentation to the entire senior class. Assistant Principal Tim Kotch plugged the drive into a computer, clicked on a file, and several photos appeared.
  • According to the Justice Department’s report, FBI officials, including the Pittsburgh office’s top lawyer, engaged in distinctly COINTELPRO-style tactics after the American Civil Liberties Union sued for the release of documents relating to the surveillance. Boiled down to their essence, those tactics involved officials generating post-dated “routing slips” and other paper to create a terrorism threat that didn’t exist. Or as the inspector general put it, the FBI’s elaborate, “after-the-fact reconstruction” of the Pittsburgh events, designed to fabricate a counter-terrorism rationale for the rookie’s surveillance mission, “was not corroborated by any witnesses or contemporaneous documents.” It was on the basis of their fabrication, moreover, that FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III gave “inaccurate and misleading” testimony to Congress, the IG said.
  • The better option, though, is to use a camera with networking capabilities. We’re increasingly seeing spy movies-come-to-life cameras like this Bluetooth device from Looxcie, which you wear over your ear and lets you instantly email video, but the same technology is also standard now in most smart phones. The ability to store audio or video off site—to email it to friends (or yourself), or to upload it to social networking sites—is becoming more and more accessible. And it’s a pretty powerful check on government, as shown by the Iran demonstrations, the Grant shooting, and the alleged police abuses shown in hundreds of videos uploaded to video sharing sites.
  • The anonymous pro-piracy group 4Chan this weekend propagated a series of denial-of-service attacks against a number of high-profile trade associations and anti-piracy groups in this country and abroad that succeeded in interrupting internet service for long periods of time. The attacks were in retribution for similar DDoS attacks perpetrated by Aiplex, an Indian anti-piracy group that admitted in early September that new, more aggressive tactics were being attempted on behalf of movie industry clients, which include many Bollywood studios but also Fox STAR Studios, which is owned by 20th Century Fox. Those attacks targeted The Pirate Bay and other file-sharing sites.
  • Case in point: evercookie, an open source JavaScript API by developer Samy Kamkar. When implemented by a website, evercookie stores a user ID and cookie data in not two, not three, but eight different places—with more on the way. Among them are your standard HTTP cookies, Flash cookies, RGB values of force-cached PNGs, your Web history, and a smattering of HTML5 storage features. In addition, Silverlight Storage and Java are apparently on the way. So, when you delete the cookie in one, three, or five places, evercookie can dip into one of its many other repositories to poll your user ID and restore the data tracking cookies. It works cross-browser, too—if the Local Shared Object cookie is intact, evercookie can spread to whatever other browsers you choose to use on the same machine. Since most users are barely aware of these storage methods, it’s unlikely that users will ever delete all of them.
  • What exactly is broken penis syndrome? It’s what we call penile fracture. It is a severe form of bending injury to the erect penis that occurs when a membrane called the tunica albuginea tears. The tunica albuginea surrounds the corpora cavernosa, specialized spongy tissue in the core of the penis that fills up with blood during an erection. When the tunica albuginea tears, the blood that is normally confined to this space leaks out into other tissues. You get bruising and swelling. What are the signs of penile fracture? Usually there will be a popping sound. If someone has severe pain (in the penis), especially associated with bruising, swelling and loss of erection, he should seek emergency care.
  • By the time I strolled into the emergency department, the young man’s member had come to resemble a hybridized sausage having the shiny, soft capsule of a fine Wisconsin bratwurst and the puffy corpus and purple coloration of a morcilla fresh from the Pampas. By the general standards of blunt penis trauma — from the superficial bruising from forcibly engaging a clarinet to the bleeding urethra of a pincing dresser drawer — this was somewhat unusual.
  • The modern West’s first recorded encounter with the Polynesian practice of tattowing dates from 1769, when Joseph Banks—a naturalist aboard the British ship Endeavour—watched a 12-year-old girl (the “patient,” he called her, though modern aficionados might prefer the term “collector”) being extensively adorned. Banks’ description is brief but harrowing: “It was done with a large instrument about 2 inches long containing about 30 teeth,” he wrote in his journal. “Every stroke…drew blood.” The girl wailed and writhed but two women held her down, occasionally beating her. The agony lasted more than an hour.
  • Rhodes noted that people fear the blast and radiation effects of atomic bombs, but it’s really the fires that are most destructive. The fireball ignites everything far beyond the blast effects. As a result, nuclear winter remains a threat. Former researchers of nuclear winter used sophisticated new climate models to assess what would happen if, say, there was an exchange of 100 Hiroshima-sized bombs (1.5 kilotons) between India and Pakistan. The smoke clouds would disrupt the weather long enough to collapse some agriculture, leading to starvation of as many as a bilion people.
  • Leonard Skinner, arguably the most influential high school gym teacher in American popular culture, whose enforcement of a draconian classroom policy against long hair inspired some of his students to name their Southern rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd, has died
  • Be on the lookout, warn the FBI, the Department of Homeland Security, and the National Counterterrorism Center, for such “indicators of possible terrorist activity” as “behavior that could indicate participation in surveillance of potential targets,” “travel or interest in traveling overseas to attend violent extremist institutions or paramilitary camps,” or checking out “websites and reading materials that advocate violence and then initiating action in support of this activity.” See something? Say something!
  • As one Senator, Clarence Dill, noted in support of the ban: In his experience, the dial phone “could not be more awkward than it is. One has to use both hands to dial; he must be in a position where there is good light, day or night, in order to see the number; and if he happens to turn the dial not quite far enough, then he gets a wrong connection.” Is it any wonder that some of us think that it’s not a good idea for elected officials to determine the relative merits of technology?
  • When you’re shopping for stolen credit and debit cards online, there are so many choices these days. A glut of stolen data — combined with innovation and cutthroat competition among vendors — is conspiring to keep prices for stolen account numbers exceptionally low. Even so, many readers probably have no idea that their credit card information is worth only about $1.50 on the black market. Don’t you just hate it, though, when online stores nickel and dime you to death? I started to get that chintzy vibe when I opened an account at rock3d.cc, one of many sites where one can buy stolen Visa, MasterCard, Discover and Amex card information. The purloined card numbers — no doubt lifted from PCs infected with data-stealing malware like the ZeuS Trojan — fetch $1.50 for U.S. accounts, and $4 (USD) for accounts belonging to U.K. residents.
  • The folks over at Open Acta Mexico sent over their report on an open information meeting at the Ministry of the Economy in Mexico about ACTA last week. There were two oddities that they called attention to. The first is that there was an MPAA representative at the meeting, who apparently asked whether or not ACTA could be used to block access to “damaging” sites like Wikileaks. As the Open Acta Mexico people asked, what does Wikileaks have to do with movies? It seems like an interesting question, though, and I’m assuming that the MPAA is using Wikileaks as an example of a site they deem “dangerous” to get the idea across, so that later when they designate other sites (say… The Pirate Bay….) as dangerous, they can use this to make the case it should be blocked. Nice to see the MPAA is so blatant about using copyright for censorship…
  • As Mexicans celebrate the 200th anniversary of their independence from Spain, evoking a history of resistance against colonialism, a disturbing development unfolds on the country’s northern border: a fleet of US Predator B drones has been deployed on constant patrol.
  • Ridge Meadows RCMP today admitted they were helpless in attempting to get a video removed from the internet of what investigators called the appalling gang rape of a 16-year-old girl by seven males at a rave early Saturday.
  • Jews throughout Williamsburg snapped up caffeine suppositories today, hours before the start of the Yom Kippur fast that would deprive them of the jolt — and hunger suppression — that coffee typically provides. The day-long fast is the centerpiece of the holiest day on the Jewish calendar — but some religious Jews see a Talmudic loophole that allows them to ingest their daily dose of caffeine, albeit through a different orifice.
  • The scientists looked for the residue these drugs leave behind in human urine after they have been taken, and which end up in the water. The results showed the presence of eight kinds of drugs, particularly cocaine and ecstasy, SINC said. “The results confirm the presence of drugs such as cocaine, amphetamines, codeine, morphine and cannabis in the surface waters … at levels ranging between 0.06 and 78.78 nanogrammes per litre,” said Yolanda Pico, lead author of the study.
  • Italian monetary authorities said Tuesday that they had impounded $30 million from the Vatican bank and placed its top two officers under investigation in connection with a money-laundering inquiry. The announcement amounted to another potential storm confronting the papacy of Benedict XVI, who is struggling with the effects of a priestly abuse scandal.
  • A UN probe said Wednesday there was “clear evidence to support prosecutions” against Israel for “willful killing” and torture committed when its troops stormed a Gaza-bound aid flotilla in May. In a scathing report, it also threw out Israel’s argument that activists on the aid ship were violent thereby justifying the decision by Israeli soldiers to open fire, adding that some were the victim of actions “consistent with…summary execution.”

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SeMeN SPeRmS Links o’ Death Archive 2


Inside the Army‚ Far-Out Acid Tests
“Ketchum estimated that the barrel contained at thirty to forty pounds of the drug, a few hundred million doses and with a street value of something like a billion dollars. The sort of amount the CIA had been after.”
LEAP – Law Enforcement Against Prohibition – Cops Say Legalize Drugs
Earth’s Brain, Akashic Records and Paranormal Imprints
“All recent computer-simulations of the early universe have one prediction in common: the first large-scale structures to form in the young universe are long filaments connected at their ends in ‘nodes’. The models typically look like a three-dimensional spider’s web, and resemble the neural structure of a brain.”
Art Basel Miami 2009 | Aurel Schmidt Video
My pal Crystal Moselle directed this.
25 Things You Might Not Know About Water
Worldwide, big investors like T. Boone Pickens are buying up water rights like they have bought up oil. Some have predicted that the next wars will be over water.
U.S. Tap Water Quality Database
Sewers at Capacity, Pollution Spills Into Waterways
Our tap water is fulla SHIT!
Health Risks of Reading on Toilet
Does reading on the crapper contribute to hemorrhoid growth?
Britain is ‘designer drugs’ capital of Europe, says EU agency
Paul Griffiths, of the European drugs agency, said that Spice contained a new compound, JWH-018, which was the first synthetic cannabinoid – the active ingredient in marijuana – and which was very potent even at low doses. In the face of the growing crackdown on Spice, research chemists have already developed a range of nine other cannabis-like drugs that would not be covered by the ban.
The Unravelling of the Real 3D Mandelbrot Fractal
to Insert a Tampon
Trick With Mouth
Rotten on Juke Box Jury BBC 70’s
Cube – No Vaseline (N.W.A Diss)
Lenguota
food: Metal Bits in YOUR Cereal! Yummy!
GA jail goes pink
The Sheriff is painting the entire jail bright pink.
Pure Pepto Bismol Pink will cover every wall inside the jail.
“We are also going to have pink shower shoes, pink wash clothes, pink towels, pink sheets and pink blankets,”
When the CIA tried its hand at magic
If Marijuana Production Were Legal: Projected Tax Revenues, by State
‘Twilight’ Connection in Big Heroin Bust
Here’s the kind of “Twilight” merchandise you really don’t want your kids getting their hands on — baggies of heroin with a cartoon of Rob Pattinson’s face printed on them.
Adam Lambert – Iron Maiden Eddie Swastika Denim Jacket
Heavy Metal Nazi Jew Fag Amerikkkan Idol
Doctors recommend medical marjiuana for minors with ADHD in California
Bringing Down the Curtain on New York’s Roll-Down Gates
New York City’s storefront gates, like its fire escapes and stoops, are there but not quite there: the unnoticed wallpaper of New York at night. They have been battered by vandals and defaced by graffiti taggers. They have secured diamonds, handmade tortellini and other valuable commodities. They have provided the clattering soundtrack of dawn and dusk, the steel canvas of struggling artists, the most compelling evidence that the city does, indeed, sleep.
And now, on orders of the City Council, roll-down gates have joined the ranks of fatty foods and cigarette smoke: they have been legislated against, some right into extinction.
Pill Reports – Obama Ecstasy Test Results
Piperazine
Obama LSD Blotter!
Abundant Waste: The Gleaner’s Role & Tips for Dumpster Diving
Obama Ecstasy pills hit the streets
(hop)E
8 Million Reasons for Real Surveillance Oversight
Sprint Nextel provided law enforcement agencies with its customers’ (GPS) location information over 8 million times between September 2008 and October 2009. This massive disclosure of sensitive customer information was made possible due to the roll-out by Sprint of a new, special web portal for law enforcement officers.The evidence documenting this surveillance program comes in the form of an audio recording of Sprint’s Manager of Electronic Surveillance, who described it during a panel discussion at a wiretapping and interception industry conference, held in Washington DC in October of 2009.

It is unclear if Federal law enforcement agencies’ extensive collection of geolocation data should have been disclosed to Congress pursuant to a 1999 law that requires the publication of certain surveillance statistics — since the Department of Justice simply ignores the law, and has not provided the legally mandated reports to Congress since 2004.

Wearing The Hair Of The Dog. Portraits Of People In Clothes Made From Their Pets’ Fur.
Nothing Says I Love You Like Dead Tree Rat
A pair of genuine taxidermy squirrel feet earrings
Fixed – Fawn – Steampunk Taxidermy
LOVED TO DEATH Taxidermy Jewelry Genuine Bird Head by lovedtodeath
Syd Barrett’s Shed on eBay
This shed is from the garden of the house Syd Barrett spent the last 30-odd years of his life living in. It has been painted oxblood and cream inside by Syd and contains furniture he built and painted himself; a press with two opening doors, a hose reel, a shelf and several other adaptations, the most curious of which is a device for retrieving his house keys even when he had also misplaced the key of the shed. The door of the shed seems also to have been made or at least fitted by Syd, and it is painted green with the hinges picked out in a chalk blue colour (a style favoured by Syd). Some planks have been replaced with fence shiplap at the far end.
The Sinners of Hell aka Jigoku 1960 horror movie
1960 Japan The story tells of a young theology student who flees a hit-and-run accident, he is plagued by both his own guilt-ridden conscience and a mysterious, diabolical doppelg√§nger represented by Tamura, who appears to know everyone’s darkest secrets.Eventually more deaths seem to occur around him, including his own which sends him plummeting into Hell.

Marilyn Monroe Smokes Pot THE VIDEO!
Yahoo, Verizon: Our Spy Capabilities Would ‘Shock’, ‘Confuse’ Consumers
Want to know how much phone companies and internet service providers charge to funnel your private communications or records to U.S. law enforcement and spy agencies?That’s the question muckraker and Indiana University graduate student Christopher Soghoian asked all agencies within the Department of Justice, under a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request filed a few months ago. But before the agencies could provide the data, Verizon and Yahoo intervened and filed an objection on grounds that, among other things, they would be ridiculed and publicly shamed were their surveillance price sheets made public.

Gotta Go!
Potty Trainin’ was never this FUN!
How you are goin’ to die.
“While you may be worried of catching of an obscure disease you heard about on the news, the truth is that we are far more likely to die of a small range of illnesses…”
Is long-term solitary confinement torture?
The United States holds tens of thousands of inmates in long-term solitary confinement. Is this torture?
Mickey Rourke Raps Over Game’s Closing Credits – Rogue warrior
UK jails schizophrenic for refusal to decrypt files
Terror squad arrest over model rocket
Crew – Dialled
Put a Donk on yer ringtone!
Crew – Rumper Pumper
Oh my…. the Blackout Crew are back, with a special guest appearance from Willy Donka…
Bizzy Bone Gets $35k of Bling Jacked – Robber Gets 12 Years In Prison
A Look At Hip Hop’s Most Outstanding Tattoo’s
The Cyberwar Plan
It’s not just a defensive game; cyber-security includes attack plans too, and the U.S. has already used some of them successfully.
Generation XXX: The Taste Below the Waist
Economy Is Forcing Young Adults Back Home in Big Numbers, Survey Finds
For more young adults, there is no place like home for the holidays, and for the rest of the year, too. Ten percent of adults younger than 35 told the Pew Research Center that they had moved back in with their parents because of the recession.
Scaredy-cat tigers
Zoo-keepers in China say their tigers have grown so tame that they’re frightened of the chickens they’re supposed to eat.
Christians in Jerusalem want Jews to stop spitting on them
LONDON – DRUG REPORT: MEPHEDRONE BENDER
Hipster Grifter Freed — Now What?
The Defecator: ‘Shitty’ Street Art
Big Hot Dog is a 7 Lbs. Weiner
What Do Levi Johnston, Evangelicals and Oprah Have in Common? They All Blind Us to What Really Matters
Celebrity worship has banished the real from public discourse.
Burn, Santa, Burn!!
The Feds Are Addicted to Pot — Even If You Aren’t
e government keeps pushing the BS that pot is addictive and has serious health consequences. And no wonder — lying about pot is a lucrative business.
2 busted for threatening YouTube rap
Investigators said the rap video featuring Mathew Rufino, 24, of New Bedford and Jason Foley, 28, of nearby Fairhaven would have been protected free speech if it had simply been aimed at police, The Boston Globe said. But throwing in specific names along with footage of a gun and noises of a firearm discharging elevated it to a potential crime.
Blind man fitted with ‘bionic’ eye sees for first time in 30 years
2009 Cannabis Cup Winners
Cannabis Cup
1. Super Lemon Haze – Green House
2. Vanilla Kush – Barney’s
3. Headband Kush – Green Place
Indica Cup
1. Starbud – Hortilab Seed Company
2. OG18 – Reserva Privada
3. Kush D – Allstar Genetics

Sativa Cup
1. Saris Hilton – Harvestman Seed Company
2. Super Lemon Haze – Green House Seed Co.
3. The Purps – BC Bud Depot

A LEGAL drug known as ‘meow meow’ led one lad to rip off his own SCROTUM, police said today.
My tattoos are breast
A BOOB crazy man loves nipples so much that he has had them tattooed on his BUM.
Goth robber jailed for bizarre Eastbourne bank job
Frater Osiris Xnoubis was dressed from head to foot in black leather when he carried out the bizarre robbery.
The 50 most interesting articles on Wikipedia
Are You Brave Enough to Say No to a High-Stress Holiday?
The problem with Christmas is that no one much likes it anymore.
Ice T’s Wife Coco POV
Epic billboard fail
Beyonce Stage Dives/Crowd Surfs at London Concert
Woah, Sasha Fierce! Stage divin’ now officially mainstream, as if that car commercial, where the car crowd surfs, didn’t kill it.
Bang Your Head or I’ll Rip It Off!: Heavy Metal Gangs of Wadeye
I felt acid melting my face away and wanted to die. Now I’ll show the world this evil rapist didn’t win | Acid attack victim Katie Piper
Thanks Billoney
of swarming monster worms and sea stars eatin’ a baby seal
Man acquitted of spitting on police burger
Psychonaut
Egads! Confidential 9/11 Pager Messages Disclosed
Binaural beats
Binaural beats or binaural tones are auditory processing artifacts, or apparent sounds, the perception of which arises in the brain independent of physical stimuli. This effect was discovered in 1839 by Heinrich Wilhelm Dove.
End ‘medical’ sham and just legalize marijuana
The Case Against DMT Elves : James Kent
Tryptamine Hallucinogens and Consciousness by Terence McKenna
Entheogen
The Search for the Killer Painkiller
Herd behavior
Muni rider: Tooth bandit followed her off bus
The next thing Aronson recalls is being on her knees outside the bus, bleeding profusely from her torn lip – with her two upper front teeth missing.
Police: Vermont man stole bus, posted video of it
“It’s not every day that someone documents their crime and posts it on YouTube,” said prosecutor Todd Shove.
Dude Drives $1.6 Million Bugatti Veyron Sports Cars Into Salt Water Marsh
Lion opens family’s car door with his teeth
In the comfort and security of their car, a family thought there was nothing to worry about as they drove through a South African safari park – until a lion calmly opened their back door with his teeth.
Ohio 8th-grader suspended for wild Bengals haircut
Wiiiiiiild!
CA man allegedly paid teens to spit in his face
A 39-year-old Southern California man has been arrested for misdemeanor child annoyance after allegedly paying a teenager $31 to spit in his face.
Cannabusiness
Assembling a hydro hut, buying a gun safe, cleaning up after neighborhood dogs—the ABC’s of opening a pot franchise
Statewide survey shows “ball tapping” problem widespread
“Ball tapping” is the act of intentionally hitting or kicking a male in the genitals.
Cooking Eggs or Popcorn with Cell Phones
Pop Corn With Your Cell Phone — Hoax or Real?
Can you use cell phones to make popcorn? Sure — if you believe the three vids below.
Med Grow Cannabis College
Detroit’s Med Grow Cannabis College offers course in growing marijuana
Interview with Dr. Alexander Shulgin
Dr. Alexander Shulgin is a noted chemist who has been studying the chemistry and effects of the psychedelics for over 30 years. He is probably most widely known for his book ‘PiHKAL: A Chemical Love Story’ (Phenethylamines I Have Known and Loved). He is also the discoverer of DOM (at one time known as “STP”), MMDA (not MDMA) and many other psychedelics, and was indirectly responsible for the introduction of MDMA to psychotherapy in the late ’70s.
PiHKAL Phenethylamines I Have Known And Loved: A Chemical Love Story By Alexander and Ann Shulgin
Dr. Ecstasy
”At the beginning of the 20th century, there were only two psychedelic compounds known to Western science: cannabis and mescaline. A little over 50 years later — with LSD, psilocybin, psilocin, TMA, several compounds based on DMT and various other isomers — the number was up to almost 20. By 2000, there were well over 200. So you see, the growth is exponential.” When I asked him whether that meant that by 2050 we’ll be up to 2,000, he smiled and said, ”The way it’s building up now, we may have well over that number.”
Simon Reynolds’s Notes on the noughties: When will hip-hop hurry up and die?
Cocaine Blues
Gucci Mane Sentenced To 12 Months In Jail
A. Rappers Are Stupid
B. The Man Be Haters
C. All Of The Above
Rapper Sentenced To Two Years For Song About Killing Cops
Johnson put it up on his MySpace page, and authorities stumbled across it while looking for gang-related activity on MySpace. The song was never played on the radio.
Look At This Fucking Juggalo
Clown Make Up & Rape. Thanks Patrick Nybakken
Appreciation – Black people can be emo, too!
“Despite the fact that I’m a cool as nigga there is a darkside. If you watch my twisted videos you will see that darkside; I’m an angry bitter lil piece of shit and I know it. Porn and Hate are the only things that make me happy. Fuck my piece of shit life. And if you ingorant motha fuckas don’t like me kiss my ass. If you post up some disrespectful shit about me your bitch ass will be blocked. I’m not goin to prison cuz of sum youtube war so don’t look for me to argue with you. I MOTHA FUCKIN HATE MY FUCKIN LIFE.” Thanks 247jerkoff
Corpse – Corpsegrinder talks bout World of Warcraft
Sorry I Missed Your Party
Pictures of other people’s parties from Flickr.
The Economics of Pinball
is Good – Stellar Kart Official Video
Can I get a Emo Christian Sidehug?
BrokeNCYDE’s Crunk Kids Photo Album
me Emo: Zac Efron
– bree bree
Crunkcoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
marriage between man and videogame character in Japan: Nintendo DS “Love Plus”
Japan is so progressive, and to think, over here in the US people bitch about gays gettin’ hitched!
$3 Million Coke bust at Brooklyn hipster drug den
“The suspects also gave Weinstein a weird vibe when they moved in sometime last year. He said that they didn‚Äôt fit the usual block demographic of young, affluent artists who used to dwell in the building. ‚ÄúThey looked like rock world hipsters, but older,‚Äù Weinstein recalled.
7th Grader Suspended For Wearing Skinny Jeans
‘When he sat down, Seth’s pants were disrupting.’
PornFail – NSFW Jerks!
Greetings From Guantanamo Bay
Have a Bad Case of Diarrhea
Must I Cry?
This music video is about a man whom befriended a fatherless ghetto boy. The boy stole from him time and time again. This video also speaks of a man who fathered twins with a woman he felt no love for. This song is highly emotional and it’s not about how well the singer is it’s about expression of hard times.
MOST RACIST COMMERCIAL EVER!!!!!!!!
Natalia Eats A Banana
Eames-Inspired Prosthetic Leg
Death by Wifi? Wireless Medication Implant Could Get Hacked
Epson’s tiny GPS receiver will make everything location aware
Between this, Google Latitude, and the ever expanding lineup of Skyhook positioning devices, you can kiss your location anonymity goodbye.
Pepsi Logo Design Brief: Branding Lunacy to the Max
Pancock – NSFW
Beyonce Panty Upskirt
Courtney Love Topless
Desire Drug May Prove Sex Really Is All in Her Head
Boehringer Ingelheim GmbH is banking on sex really being all in women’s heads. The German drugmaker is putting the finishing touches on a pill designed to reawaken desire by blunting female inhibitions. Unlike Viagra, which targets the mechanics of sex by boosting blood flow to the penis, this drug works on the brain.
When Sex Hurts, and No One Can Tell You Why: The Mysterious Condition Called Vulvodynia
Loosely defined as chronic vulvar pain, vulvodynia is characterized by burning, stinging pain in the vuvla, sometimes called the “lips” that surround the opening to the vagina. Vulvodynia is often mistaken for yeast or bacterial infections or as a sexually transmitted infection or disease.
Rabbi ‘offered cocaine for sex’
During his final police interview, Chalomish told officers he bought large quantities of cocaine for himself and often used it when he could not sleep, the jury heard. Mr Goldwater said the prosecution did not exclude the possibility that there might be some truth in what Mr Abbas told the police. “That some of the drugs were given to young women who came to the flat and that one or more of those young women may have provided sexual services,” he added.
‘Our unborn baby looks like Michael Jackson!’
Looks more like the Crimson Ghost
Verona NJ teen sentenced to year in prison for online attack of Scientology
The War on Soy: Why the ‘Miracle Food’ May Be a Health Risk and Environmental Nightmare
Word “Canadian” So “Reviled in Some Places” that Visiting Canucks Say They’re Americans
Cigarettes harbor many pathogenic bacteria
Cigarettes are “widely contaminated” with bacteria, including some known to cause disease in people, concludes a new international study conducted by a University of Maryland environmental health researcher and microbial ecologists at the Ecole Centrale de Lyon in France.
Show 100 Opening Rap – Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling
Thanks Ashirm Zorabbim
The Baloney Detection Kit
inedia – breatharianism
Inedia is the alleged ability to live without food. Some inediates become breatharians, like the stigmatic Therese Neumann (1898-1962) of Bavaria, who said “one can live on the Holy Breath alone.” She claims to have done this from 1926-1962, during which time she says she only consumed her daily serving of transubstantiated bread.
Breatharianism
What’s the harm in astrology?
Mind Control: America’s Secret War
10 Famous Men With Only One Ball
Succu Dry Vampire Fleshlight
Woman blasts off boyfriend’s penis with firecrackers
Stone Forest
Hamburger Dress
Needs my ‘special sauce’.
15 Signs American Society Is Coming Apart at the Seams
Sky Serpents – The flying snakes that terrorised America!
In June 1873, a farmer identified as Mr Hardin, who lived a few miles east of Bonham, Texas, observed, along with workers in nearby fields, an “enormous serpent… as large and long as a telegraph pole… of a yellow striped colour”, in the words of the Bonham Enterprise. That would have been remarkable enough, except that this was floating in a cloud heading in an easterly direction. The witnesses “could see it coil itself up, turn over, and thrust forward its huge head as if striking at something, displaying the manœuvres of a genuine snake”.
Thanks Nico Dios.
7 ghoulish archaeological discoveries
What supplements actually work to increase semen volume?
FAQ On Semen
‘Fruits like kiwi, watermelon, celery, and pineapple are all said to make semen taste lighter.’
“Graffiti is becoming a true art, fine and delicate” – Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin
Stopping the ACTA Juggernaut | Electronic Frontier Foundation
AntiCounterfeiting Trade Agreement government is tryin’ to push through without public oversight. Read this shit ‘n cringe. Is this the ‘Transparent’ government that Obama talks about?
Led Zeppelin’s ‘Stairway to Heaven’ Gets Smoking DJs’ Approval
“The song became successful by accident,” Charles R. Cross told the New York Post. “[I] had 100 DJs swear to me that they only played the song because they needed a long break to go and smoke a cigarette. If it had been a minute shorter, you couldn’t have smoked a full cigarette. If it had been a minute longer, it would have been too long.”
LED Throwie Rat (or Mouse)
Eminent Domain Outrage in Connecticut: Pharmaceutical Giant Pfizer to Leave New London, Site of Major Housing Battle
Homeowners in New London, Connecticut took on the city’s leaders after they announced plans to condemn all of the homes in one neighborhood to make way for a private development project for pharmaceutical giant Pfizer. The city said it would bring in thousands of jobs. After a 2005 Supreme Court ruling against the homeowners, the entire neighborhood was bulldozed. This week Pfizer announced it is shutting down its research center.
Jackson – Captain Eo part 1 of 2 ( FULL VERSION )
Jews on $20 Bill
Mass: We Pray – The Video Game
Roof Coffee Cup
Then it hit me. If I put something on my car roof, I could see if people notice. I decided a coffee cup was the best choice, and after consulting my friends, they said to go with a StarBucks cup w/attached “cup condom”. I did , and the reaction was good enough for me to give the cup its own Twitter feed
Opium Museum
San Francisco Opium Den Photos circa 1889
“Hit The Bitch,” The Danish Domestic Volence Awareness Campaign
“Hit The Bitch” website allows you (or someone like you), in the guise a meaty male hand, to beat the crap out of a woman. And, for the sake of convenience, to simulate the beating, you can use either your mouse or your webcam.
Agents seize bongs at L.A. Harbor listed as Christmas ornaments
Killer Bodies – Qaddafi’s Female Bodyguards
On a good day, the bodyguards make Qaddafi look like Hef. On a bad day, a Bond villain. On every day, a crackpot.
Modern Day Amazons: Colonel Qaddafi’s Elite Female Bodyguards
Colonel Gaddafi hires ‘500 beautiful Italian girls’, asks them to convert to Islam during Rome summit
Ugandan official: cane bodies of people who die from drinking gin
Oops, they weren’t logs after all: The moment a crocodile was killed after taking a foolish shortcut across a herd of hippos
Delight – Crazy Video Game Inspired Video
Thanks Jim White
Wars Holiday Special 1978
Swastikas Gift Wrap: Neither Merry nor Right
Thanks Carlen Altman
Hillsborough woman used stun gun on children
“She used belts, hammers, wooden spoons, electrical cords, one is supposed to be a stun gun that she utilized,” said Debbie Carter with the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office. Carter also says the children were covered in marks and bruises. Horace was arrested on Tuesday and booked into the Orient Road Jail. An arrest affidavit says the children told police she urinated on them and held their heads underwater.
Thanks Gnar Jen
Artist sells everything she owns for £1
WAY OUT !: JUNGLE PAM 1972
“Here was one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen and to top her natural endowments she fucking knew drag racing and how to rebuild engines.”
Mouth” commercial ABC PSA
Thanks Jim White
Ticket to Hawaii – Skater’s Death
Thanks Patrick Nybakken
CNN Reporter Detained for Showing Obama-Mao T-Shirt in Shanghai
In Shanghai, a CNN correspondent says she was detained for two hours by Chinese security guards after she held a banned T-shirt in front of the camera. The shirt showed so-called “ObaMao”—U.S. President Barack Obama looking like Mao Zedong.
Police Used Taser on 10-Year-Old Girl in Arkansas
More proof that Fox ran fake video of Palin’s book-tour “crowds”
Earlier, Think Progress caught Fox News showing what was clearly footage of a 2008 Sarah Palin campaign rally but claiming that it was video of “huge crowds” attending Palin’s book tour.
Militant group’s recruiting of soldiers worries watchdogs
“Many of the Oath Keepers are people who believe that martial law is about to be declared at any moment, it’s right around the corner,” Potok said.
Monitor on Psychology – Understanding Terrorism
“One big problem with terrorism policy altogether is that it tends to interpret things from our perspective, based on what makes sense to us,” Taylor says. “That’s not really the issue: The issue is what makes sense to people on the ground.”
How India’s neurocops used brainscans to convict murderers
People are being jailed after lie-detecting brain scans find them guilty. The science is flaky, but this is just the latest instance of neuro imaging being used to ‘read’ the human mind – and even acclaimed studies are now being challenged as spurious.
Warning of extra heart dangers from mixing cocaine and alcohol
A third chemical – cocaethylene – builds up in the liver over a number of years among those who mix the two drugs. And this is now having major health consequences
The Forer Effect – The tendency to see ourselves in vague or general statements
You have a great need for other people to like and admire you. You have a tendency to be critical of yourself. You have a great deal of unused capacity which you have not turned to your advantage. While you have some personality weaknesses, you are generally able to compensate for them. Your sexual adjustment has presented problems for you. Disciplined and self-controlled outside, you tend to be worrisome and insecure inside. At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing. You prefer a certain amount of change and variety and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations. You pride yourself as an independent thinker and do not accept others’ statements without satisfactory proof. You have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing yourself to others. At times you are extroverted, affable, sociable, while at other times you are introverted, wary, reserved…
Âçê : Zara Swastika Bag
CBP in Los Angeles Seizes Volkswagen Bus Stolen in 1974
“This is a unique case that reflects our strategic approach in utilizing the best of intelligence, training and use of information in enforcing laws and regulations at our ports,” said Kevin Weeks, CBP director of Field Operations.
This Bra Could Save Yer Life!
Bang Your Head or I’ll Rip It Off!: Air Guitar Vs. Cardboard Guitar
Thanks Billoney
National Inhalant Prevention Coalition
Moon Water
Six-legged goat to grab eyeballs at goat exhibition
Saying the goat was born with six legs, four testicles and three penis a year ago, the owner adds it can walk freely and normally like other goats. “It faces problems in defecating and urinating, as discharge of urine is witnessed after frequent intervals from different penis.
Steve Albini on Recording 2,000 Albums, Nirvana, How Geffen Tried to Put Him Out of Business, & Disregarding the Listening Audience… ‘I‚Äôll Literally Work With Anybody’…
Ellis & The LSD No-No by James Blagden
Spanish region takes hands-on approach to sex education
Officials launch campaign to teach young people about ‘sexual self-exploration and discovery of self-pleasure’
Crackdown on ‘Cleavage of the Buttocks’
Lawmakers in the city of Yakima, WA, have apparently had enough. Yesterday the city council voted 5-2 to change the city’s indecent exposure laws to include “cleavage of the buttocks,” that is, exposing a thong or G-string in public. Women caught showing off their assets can now be fined $1,000 or face up to 90 days in jail. If a child under the age of 14 is considered a victim of indecent exposure, those penalities are increased to $5,000 and up to a year in jail.
Baggy pants wearer arrested
According to incident reports, Bainbridge Public Safety Officers Rusty Day and Collin Hastey were patrolling the 1100 block of East Troup Street searching for a stolen bicycle. The officers observed a male riding a pink bicycle with his pant low on his body, exposing his undergarments. Officers stopped Edison on Sims Street and he was placed under arrest for violating the city ordinance, which was passed on Dec. 16, 2008.
15 Shocking Tales of How Sex Laws Are Screwing the American People
China: Secret “Black Jails” Hide Severe Rights Abuses
Tampa police: Marine reservist attacked Greek priest he mistook for terrorist
Police say Bruce offered several reasons to explain his actions: The man tried to rob him. The man grabbed Bruce’s crotch and made an overt sexual advance in perfect English. The man yelled “Allahu Akbar,” Arabic for “God is great,” the same words some witnesses said the Fort Hood shooting suspect uttered last week. “That’s what they tell you right before they blow you up,” police say Bruce told them.
Police arrest Night Stalker suspect
The Night Stalker is thought to be responsible for at least 108 attacks on the elderly, including four rapes and 24 indecent assaults, during break-ins in South London over 19 years
Israelis Want a Pain Ray of Their Own
The American weapon, known officially as the Active Denial System (pictured, above), heats the target’s skin with short microwaves. These only penetrate to about 1/64 of an inch. That’s enough to be extremely painful but (generally) harmless. In thousands of tests of the system, nobody has been able to stay in the beam for more than a few seconds.
You Still Can’t Buy a Vibrator in Alabama By Paul Krassner
Stealing Money, Selling Heroin and Raping Boys: Meet Our Afghan Ally
For instance, one reason Afghan villagers prefer to deal with the Taliban rather than the government security forces is that the latter have a habit of seizing their sons at checkpoints and sodomizing them.
Facebook Defense gets robbery suspect off the hook
Saved by status update: “ON THE PHONE WITH THIS FAT CHICK……WHERER MY I HOP.”
New estimate for Afghan war: $1 million per soldier
Senior administration officials reported to the New York Times today that budget projections for the war in Afghanistan will cost U.S. taxpayers at least $1 million per soldier, per year.
Prison inmates find drugs in fruit donated by police
Prisoners working in the mess hall of the Texas Department of Criminal Justice’s Segovia Unit found 25 pounds of marijuana nestled in a crate of bananas and other fruits Friday.
Senegal, Africa colossus proves sore point
A gigantic, multi-million dollar bronze statue rising over the skyline of the Senegalese capital is causing a colossal storm for the man who conceived it.
Olives Irrigated With Blood
“Then I reached the location of the mass graves. I found one large grave, an olive tree standing next to it. Many corpses of civilians inside the hole. So the olive tree had been irrigated with the blood of the innocent people. How will it be the tree of peace, after being irrigated with blood?”
Victim of Chimp Attack Shows Destroyed Face on Oprah
New warning on ‘perfect vaginas’
Advertisements promote labial surgery as easy answers to women’s insecurities about their genital appearances – insecurities that are fuelled by the very advertisements that prescribe a homogenised, pre-pubescent genital appearance standard for all women
25 Years in Prison for Pot? Drug Warrior Congressman’s Idea Is Way Obsolete
Rep. Mark Kirk thinks that the magic number of 15% THC concentration in marijuana should lead to a 25-year prison penalty.
Man ‘ripped in half’ in motorbike crash given remote controlled bionic bottom
They took a muscle from above his knee, wrapped it around his sphincter and attached electrodes to the nerves which are operated by remote control.
He carries the palm-sized device in his pocket and simply presses a button to open his bowls when he wants to go to the toilet.
Morrissey storms off stage after bottle thrown by concert-goer hits him in the eye
Evangelist Tony Alamo sentenced to 175 years for sex crimes
The Word ‘Meep’ Banned At Danvers High School
WTM?
First U.S. marijuana cafe OPENs in Portland
FUCK YEAH!
it Out – Dystonia Style
So Fly Swine Flu
Meme Generator
Holy Fuckin’ Time Waster!
Duel
Zeitgeist: Addendum
The B-Thing by Gelitin
Hitler was ‘German football coach’
One in 20 schoolchildren think the Fuhrer was a sportsman, while one in six youngsters said they thought Auschwitz was a Second World War theme park.
Art Students in WTC Connected to Israeli Intelligence Service
Memeness
Thanks Leather Diaper
www.itisinstant.com
Dirty Dozen for Black Swan Avoidance – 12 Ways To Avoid Death
“11. If you are in any personal or professional relationship that exhausts you or otherwise causes your recurrent distress, then end the relationship immediately.”
Thanks Gabe McDonough
Texas Department of Criminal Justice – Executed Offenders w Last Statements
Some HEAVY Shit! Thanks Petey.
Going to Die!
Florida man Joshua Basso arrested for calling 911 asking for sex
Florida police say a man arrested for repeatedly calling 911 looking for sex claimed it was the only number he could dial after running out of cell phone minutes. Tampa police said 29-year-old Joshua Basso made sexual comments to the 911 dispatcher and asked if he could come to her house. Investigators say she hung up, but he called back four more times.
Bang Your Head or I’ll Rip It Off!: Art of the Metal Comp!
BEST BLOG EVER, POSERS!
From my first taste of human blood I knew what my life was missing
Thanks Nico Dios
Buy Nothing Day – November 27th 2009
Porn you wish you never saw – No Wonder Her Pussy Stinks (NSFW)
Makes me think about Led Zeppelin. Thanks Carlen.
Brainy Berries – A Night in Crystal Cave
Images from Brainy Berries: A Night in Crystal Cave, story and illustrations by T. Benjamin Faucett (New York: A. L. Burt Company, 1924).
Create fake Facebook Conversations.
Wayne “The Carter” (Sundance) Documentary Trailer Premiere
ride through a Forest Fire in Queensland, Australia
Welcome to HELL!
Cell Size and Scale – Interactive
3D Kink – the best virtual fetish sex worldwide!
More than just interactive images or video clips! Check out the hottest cyber fetish game in realtime 3D! It’s like actually being there!
Anatomy of a Rape Fantasy
Randy Quaid’s Journey from Actor to Alleged Felon
Cinesmoke
Based in Northern California, Cinesmoke is committed to the art of smoking glamour, and looks forward to exploring it further and doing many cool things in the future.
Chimp Funeral
The Great Stalacpipe Organ, the worlds largest musical instrument, unusual odd unique
Stalactites covering 3 1/2 acres of the surrounding caverns produce tones of symphonic quality when electronically tapped by rubber-tipped mallets.
Bigfoot Museum
Vodka Tampon
“Actually, there are three girls at Ridgemont who have cultivated the Pat Benatar look.”
Galaxy Syrup Space Foods Company ~ 1953
Simply Beastly with BARBARA CRAMPTON
80’s Horror Sexpot Photographed Semi-Nude With Monsters
Film Poster Paintings from Ghana
How To Draw Monsters by ‘Scary’ Harry Borgman!
Chorus “RUN THIS TOWN” Jay-Z Rihanna & Kanye West
The REMIX! Kiddie Version!
Extreme Japanese custom vans
Create A Pillow From Yer Dead Pet
Armchair Cruisers Motorized Couches and Sofas
QUILTSR≈∏CHE by Boo Davis
Quiltsrÿche is the Seattle-based evil quilt empire of designer Boo Davis. Boo makes modern heirloom quilts just like your metal-loving, half-blind Grandma would. Bold designs, eye-popping color combinations and a touch of evil are the hallmarks of Quiltsrÿche quilts.
Anarchists ‘used Twitter to inform protesters of police movements’ at G20 protests
New York man accused of using Twitter to direct protesters during G20 summit
Arrest of Queens Man Puts Focus on Texting to Rally Protesters
The Pennsylvania State Police said he was found in a hotel room with computers and police scanners while using the social-networking site Twitter to spread information about police movements. He has denied wrongdoing.
F.T.C. Proposes Problematic Regulation of Online Free Speech
ASCAP Stops the Girl Scouts from Singing around the Campfire – Excerpt from Brand Name Bullies
“In 1996, ASCAP decided that that since hotels, restaurants, funeral homes and resorts pay for the right to “perform” recorded music, and since many summer camps resemble resorts, why shouldn’t they pay too? Under copyright law, a public performance occurs “where a substantial number of persons outside of a normal circle of a family and its social acquaintances is gathered.” Like a summer camp.After reportedly opening its negotiations with the American Camping Association with an offer of $1,200 per season per camp, ASCAP eventually settled on an average annual fee of $257. But once ASCAP’s plan went public, and people learned that the Girl Scouts were among the 288 camps being dunned, the group beat a hasty and embarrassed retreat.”

RIAA and MPAA Can’t Stop BitTorrent, Study Finds
Is There “Hope” for Shepard Fairey? How does fair-use law work, anyway?
Krink MINI
Harvard class on ‘The Wire’
Holy Shit, It’s Cripple Porn!
Naked man hit by train, arrested
18-year-old suspect had eaten magic mushrooms prior to the bizarre incident, police say.
Somali man aged 112 marries girl of 17
Bat Fellatio!
Have you ever heard of vaginal prolapse?
Scientists restate Tsavo lions’ taste for human flesh
According to the man who finally caught them in 1898, the two maneless Kenyan lions munched their way through as many as 135 people before they were shot, skinned, sold, stuffed and put on display in Chicago.
ACLU v. The Gene Patents
Effectology Vol.9 Terrifying Effect Pedals
High School Gang Rape Stuns California Community
No One Called Cops During Gang Rape, But Some Took Pictures
Five correctional officers charged in dog fondling
“Essentially, he was touching the dog’s penis with his hand,“ Beasley said. “The others were there filming it. That’s actually how we learned of it — there’s a video.“
Jr. Douche Nugget
The Curious Case of Gay-Porn-Star Identical Twins: Porn + Perversions
Gorgeous twins partnering up for Mission: Impossible‚Äìstyle heists may sound like the premise of a Hollywood action thriller, but the Goffney brothers’ tale is more the stuff of David Lynch. In the days that followed their arrests, photos and video surfaced showing the siblings engaged in hard-core gay sex, including a three-way with triple-X woodsman Marc Williams, star of such hits as BlackBalled 5.
Building With Whole Trees
According to research by the Forest Products Laboratory in Madison, run by the USDA, a whole, unmilled tree can support 50 percent more weight than the largest piece of lumber milled from the same tree. So Mr. Gundersen uses small-diameter trees as rafters and framing in his airy structures, and big trees felled by wind, disease or insects as powerful columns and curving beams.
French Branch of Scientology Convicted of Fraud
“It’s the first time in France that the entity of the Church of Scientology is condemned for fraud as an organized gang.”
Amelia Earhart’s Final Resting Place Believed Found
Legendary aviatrix Amelia Earhart most likely died on an uninhabited tropical island in the southwestern Pacific republic of Kiribati, according to researchers at The International Group for Historic Aircraft Recovery
Feds Charge Cable Modem Modder With ‘Aiding Computer Intrusion’
Man blames diarrhea for indecent exposure charge
The underwear in question was located with stains, but the responding deputy determined the stains weren’t consistent with explosive diarrhea.
Official Ed Hardy song ft. Bigg Woo
The Douche Bag Theme! Thanks Rob Kiley.
Bushwick ’77: When the Lights Went Out – Brooklyn, NY
Shitting Dick Nipples
Take U To Da Movies
No worser than OJ Tha Deuce Man. Thanks Venus Jazmin Soto
Bloody Nipples – a gallery on Flickr
Thanks Billoney
Metal New Jersey 80’s Rockn’ Roll Heaven segment Channel 4 News – Clark, NJ
“Barry Manalow, you’d better cover your ears!” Thanks Billoney.
Brominated vegetable oil
Thanks Billoney
Bromoderma after Excessive Ingestion of Ruby Red Squirt
We report a case of bromoderma from excessive ingestion of a soft drink. A 63-year-old man presented with a two-week history of tender, ulcerated, erythematous nodules on his hands and fingers
PERFORMS “YA!WHO?” LIVE
WTF Japan?! Thanks Shadi.
Cool Comic Cover Gallery – Batman Gets Punched!
Cool Comic Cover Gallery – Superman Gets Punched!
126 Chinese Opera Masks, Lei Zhenzi
A Visit to Castle Rock
youmakemesohappy
SCOUTING NY РNew York, You’ve Changed – Taxi Driver (Part 1)
2009: Police Attack Students at University of Pittsburgh
Thanks CopioUS Culture
Womans Vintage 1966 Hand Embroidered Star Trek Jeans – eBay $75,000
Soy Turns Boys into Homos
Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality.
Camouflage Art by Liu Bolin
Thanks Petey
Man Stuffs Mouth With 16 Cockroaches In Record Bid (VIDEO)
Hacking a NYC taxi screen
Charmin – Enjoy the Go
Shitty Job!
Conan the Barbarian (1982) – Memorable quotes
Police: Pa. man busted with weed stuck to forehead
Midway Message from the Gyre
These photographs of albatross chicks were made just a few weeks ago on Midway Atoll, a tiny stretch of sand and coral near the middle of the North Pacific. The nesting babies are fed bellies-full of plastic by their parents, who soar out over the vast polluted ocean collecting what looks to them like food to bring back to their young. On this diet of human trash, every year tens of thousands of albatross chicks die on Midway from starvation, toxicity, and choking.
Man at center of Enumclaw horse-sex case in trouble again
“More charges are coming. They’ve been having sex with full-grown horses,” Maury County, Tenn., Detective Terry Chandler said on Monday. “He [Tait] has been here for four years and it looks like it has been going on for some time.”Chandler said that Thomason owns the farm and the animals — 13 horses, Shetland ponies, goats and dogs. The detective said that it appears that people had been having sex with ponies and dogs as well.

Cat Roadkill Toy Teaches Children About Life And Death
Group attacks woman, rip out gold fronts
Unemployed Jordanians deceived into donating their organs
Between five and 10 per cent of kidney transplants performed annually around the world are estimated to be the result of organ trafficking.
Wild Mook – American Police
Wheelchair user, 92, arrested for smuggling coke
A 92-year-old woman with cocaine strapped to her body flew all the way from Brazil to Spain before police arrested her, in a wheelchair, at Madrid’s airport.
Voices Revealed
Village ‘witches’ beaten in India
Five women were paraded naked, beaten and forced to eat human excrement by villagers after being branded as witches in India’s Jharkhand state.
Mona Lisa’s smile a mystery no more
Different cells in the retina transmit different categories of information or “channels” to the brain. These channels encode data about an object’s size, clarity, brightness and location in the visual field.
Biblical sex row over explicit illustrated Book of Genesis
A sexually explicit illustrated Book of Genesis by controversial artist Robert Crumb, which features Bible characters having intercourse, has been condemned by religious groups.
AP files amended countersuit in Obama Hope poster case; claims Fairey is purposely deceiving
‘Me Being a Geek Helped Hip-Hop Grow’
Wanted for the Denver Newspaper Westword – A Marijuana Critic
Westword, an alternative weekly newspaper in Denver, has the standard lineup of film, food and music critics. But in what may be a first for American journalism, the paper is shopping around for a medical marijuana critic.
Lamebook – The Funniest and Lamest of Facebook
Oversharin’ to hilarious ends!
$uperDJ King Solomon IRAK’s Top Ignorant Rap$
Face of the Future
Fear of a brown planet
John Forehand: Man ‘Asked Teen Daughter For Sex On Facebook’
Forehand told his daughter he had been having “inappropriate” dreams about her, and wrote to her, “I’ll take very good care of my little girl.”
Sex Offender Must Post Signs On House & Car Announcing His Crime
Under judge’s ruling, man must post signs on property stating he is a sex offender.
Kong Drunk
Drinkin’ that lean.
Robert Anton Wilson – Maybe Logic
Abandoned Structures in Asia
Jet flys 1ft over heads of stunned onlookers!!
over Hong Kong Landing Kai Tak Airport 1998 香港 啟德機場
walled city 九龍城砦
And you thought the projects were bad!
THE RUNAWAYS Movie Set Pictures with Kristen Stewart & Dakota Fanning
Kristen looks so hot, Dakota’s gotta granny grill!
Abandoned Atlanta Prison
Hashima Island – More Photos
Hashima Island
Abandoned Japanese island fulla ruins.
Sustainable Free Spirit Sphere Treehouse
Damn, I wanna live in this!
ALEX LUKAS
Futuristic Mobile Homes: Trailer Trash or Treasure?
Artist Entertains With Fiery Graffiti
Don’t get burnt, Ellis!
SAMANTHA GEIMER
The girl French film director Roman Polanski raped
Shopkeeper’s privilege
In many jurisdictions of the United States, the courts recognize a common law shopkeeper’s privilege, under which a shopkeeper is allowed to detain a suspected shoplifter on store property for a reasonable period of time, so long as he has cause to believe that the person detained in fact committed, or attempted to commit, theft of store property.
Home Depot Needs To Check Your Receipt “In Case You Stole Something”
Woman Sues Toyota Over ‘Terrifying’ Prank
Lawsuit Claims Woman Believed She Was Being Stalked Thanks to Toyota’s Marketing Prank
Got a Black Flag Tattoo?
D not flu shots
Thanks Angie Park
Star Wars Origins – Frank Herbert’s Dune
Star Wars also rips of the Lensman series
The Spiders That Decorate Their Own Webs
Decorated trains in Japan
Top to bottom, Full car
Cold war nuclear bomb warmed by chickens
Plans to fill a nuclear landmine with chickens to regulate its temperature were seriously considered during the Cold War.
PERVERTED JUSTICE EXPOSED
Perverted-Justice.com – The largest and best anti-predator organization online
Check out the ‘Top 10 Most Slimy’ & predator chat transcripts!
Mint&Serf’s Photostream
Immigrant activists call out ‘Illegal Alien’ costumes
million fps Slow Motion video of bullet impacts
Fake cabbie ‘may have assaulted 100 men’
Lim, who was found guilty of 15 counts of sexual penetration without consent, 11 counts of indecent assault and one count of unlawful wounding
Dad convicted after trying home circumcision on son
“He learned about circumcision on the Internet and sent away for special instruments.
Court heard he put his son on the floor on some clean garbage bags and towels, with Band-Aids and a veterinary powder used to stop bleeding standing by.”
Mayor of the Sunset Strip
What We Do Is Secret Part 1
That Germs film that came out a few years back. RIP Darby.
What We Do Is Secret Part 2
Gets Wild To ‘Fight The Power’
Thanks Lil’ Deth
Lord Haw-Haw
Lord Haw-Haw was the nickname of several announcers on the English language propaganda radio program Germany Calling, broadcast by Nazi German radio to audiences in Great Britain on the medium wave station Reichssender Hamburg and by shortwave to the United States.
Mildred Gillars aka Axis Sally
Mildred Gillars (November 29, 1900 – June 25, 1988) was a female radio personality during World War II, best known for her propaganda broadcasts for Nazi Germany.
Poseurs Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Deal Drugs on ‘CSI’
Ashlee, Pete Wentz Deal Drugs on ‘CSI’
aspirin or something”
Street “Slayer Sing-Along”
Minute Supervan
car implosion
Wonka’s Tunnel of Hell Reversed
WACO The Big Lie Parts 1 & 2 (Video 1)
Steve Powers: A Love Letter For You
JonBenet Meets Timothy McVeigh at Heavens Gate
BEAKSHOW ON THE DANCE FLOOR
The Creator Of Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Poo And Hot Chicks With Dogs With Boners Speaks!
Clone Yer Cock!
Moonbase Central – Space Toys of the 60’s
The Nuns Are On The Sea Wall
This is merely a Blog for audio and video recordings of Velvet Underground which have not been officially released.
Egypt Р‘Artificial Virginity’ Kit Opposed
The Artificial Virginity Hymen kit, which is distributed by the Chinese company Gigimo and costs about $30, is intended to help newly married women fool their husbands into believing they are virgins
A Placenta Teddy Bear
Giant, Mucus-Like Sea Blobs on the Rise, Pose Danger
Cocaine Vaccine Is Developed, but It Does Not Keep Users From Wanting the Drug
Stone circle suggests Stonehenge part of burial complex
Brooke Shields photographer ‘disappointed’ by police pornography claim
Brooke Shields: Victim of child porn?
Polanski The Predator – Unsealed grand jury minutes detail 1977 sex assault
France – Culture Minister Is Attacked for Paying Young Asian Boys for Sex
Propaganda kills Afghan girl
A YOUNG Afghan girl suffered fatal injuries after a box of public information leaflets, dropped from a British RAF transport aircraft over Helmand province, landed on top of her.
1,000 cameras ‘solve one crime’
Only one crime was solved by each 1,000 CCTV cameras in London last year, a report into the city’s surveillance network has claimed.
Drugs woman forced into sex ring
A Chinese woman arrested when a cannabis factory was raided, claimed she was made to have sex with workers locked in the premises ‘day and night’.
E.T. – The Pachimono Experience
Bootleg cards, circa 1983.
Serial killer is a teenager girl
17-year-old Brazilian girl admits killing 30 men
Callout Cards – That’s Not Cool
How to make Crank/Meth Aka shake n bake
New meth formula avoids legal bans
“But now drug users are making their own meth in small batches using a faster, cheaper and much simpler method with ingredients that can be carried in a knapsack and mixed on the run. The “shake-and-bake” approach has become popular because it requires a relatively small number of pills of the decongestant pseudoephedrine — an amount easily obtained under even the toughest anti-meth laws that have been adopted across the nation to restrict large purchases of some cold medication.”
Clash – Magnificent Seven – Tom Synder Show 1981
Thanks Liz Feralcat
Dogos, Ancient Astronauts, nomoos, zulu, Ancient Civilizations, Syrius, DogStar, Orion, Burlington Ufo and Paranormal Research and Educational Center, in Burlington, Wisconsin
Lucifer
Lucifer is a Latin word, literally meaning “light-bearer”, that was used as a name for the “day star” or “Morning Star” that precedes the rising of the sun.
Crime Scene : Sell-crack-or-die defense is now 0 for 2
Thanks Matt Slim
metal prank call
Thanks Jason Scott Goodman
In pictures: Phil Spector
J – LET’S GET HIGH
Slut Princesses: Tricks or Treats?
Teen girls slutty costumes!
– Hare Krishna Reggaeton
Thanks Arielle Castillo.
Wank
Thanks Billoney.
Doll Coffeeshop
“This site is about life size posable dolls and it contains sexual and erotic material. I sell nothing on this site (not even coffee).”
Art and Philadelphia – The New York Times
“As a teenager, Mr. Powers, left, was a prolific and notorious graffiti writer known as Espo. Now, as an established gallery artist living in New York, he has returned to Philadelphia to mount an ambitious urban beautification project, one whose odd, affectionate messages – like ‘”Forever Starts When You Say Yes” and “Pre-pay is on/Let’s talk/Till my minutes are gone” – are about love and reconciliation.”
Philly Mural Arts Program: A Love Letter For You
Stephen Powers’s Love Letter to Philadelphia
S√ÉO PAULO’S NEXT MOVE
“In an unprecedented move in the war against visual pollution, S√£o Paulo, Brazil banned all outdoor advertising in 2007. S√£o Paulo made the revolutionary bid to reclaim its visual and mental environment by denying corporations the right to disseminate their messages throughout the urban landscape.”
Somali Pirates hit navy ship ‘in error’
Thanks Shadi.
PARLIAMENT FUNKADELIC: One Nation Under a Groove . The Film
Cherie Currie ~ Photo Album
Underage Runaway Rockin’ in her Undies!
Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Shit
Thanks Haley H.
on Regis and Kathy Lee 1986 NYxHC!
Thanks Jeff Rokose
Reed School for Nervous and Backward Children (1906)
Hold on to your hearts: It’s deep-fried butter!
2nd prize stories – World Press Photo – Boxers Before and After Fights
MONKEY PICKED TEA
In praise of the sci-fi corridor
Spike’s (Snoopy’s Stoner Brother)
Cymothoa exigua: Alien!
Cymothoa exigua is a parasitic crustacean of the family Cymothoidae. This parasite attaches itself at the base of the tongue of the Spotted rose snapper, Lutjanus guttatus, with the claws on its front three pairs of legs, and extracts blood. As the parasite grows, less and less blood is able to reach the tongue, and eventually the organ atrophies from lack of blood. The parasite then replaces the fish’s tongue with its own body, by attaching to the muscles of the tongue stub. Thanks EMone
Michael Richards (aka “Cosmo Kramer”): Freemason, Shriner, Racist
Thanks Patric Egan
Toy fanatic builds a house from LEGO
Thanks EMone
Vaders Voice Before Voice Over
Me Yer Diapers!
Thanks Billoney
American Pyramids
Satanic Youth
Free masonry: Its pretensions exposed in faithful extracts of its standard … By Henry Dana Ward (1828) Freemasonry Freemasons Illuminati
Free masonry: Its pretensions exposed in faithful extracts of its standard authors; with a review of Town’s Speculative masonry: its liability to prevert the doctrines of revealed religion, discovered in the spirit of it doctrines, and in the application of its emblems: its dangerous tendency.
Nachtrag von weitern
Documents confiscated by the Bavarian Elector at the Sandersdorf Castle in Bavaria. The castle belonged to high-ranking Illuminati member, Baron von Bassus: Thomas Maria Baron De Bassus (1742 Poschiavo, Switzerland – 1815 Sandersdorf, Germany). Primary documents.
“The Influence of the Mystery Religions on Christianity” by Martin Luther King, Jr
The death of former Rolling Stones guitarist Brian Jones is to be reviewed following new evidence, it has been revealed.
Stimulus checks lure Floridians to their arrest
Cops basically use a Nigerian email scam to entrap fools
Nearly-Naked Man Hijacks Atlanta School Bus
Bob Bonis – “BOXERS OR BRIEFS?” – The Rolling Stones
This amusing photograph of Mick Jagger and Keith Richards answers the age old question about Mick’s underwear,,, “Boxers or briefs?” Meanwhile Keith is pulling a nanker.

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