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200 Million + People Using Illicit Drugs Worldwide

✖ 200 Million People Use Illicit Drugs, Study Finds
Roughly 200 million people worldwide use illicit drugs such as marijuana, amphetamines, cocaine and opioids each year, according to a new study. The figure represents about one in 20 people between the ages of 15 and 64. Using a review of published studies, Australian researchers estimated that as many as 203 million people use marijuana, 56 million people use amphetamines including meth, 21 million people use cocaine and 21 million people use opioids like heroin. The use of all four drug classes was highest in developed countries. …The 200 million number does not include people who use ecstasy, hallucinogenic drugs, inhalants, benzodiazepines or anabolic steroids — just one reason it’s likely a vast underestimate of illicit drug use, according to lead author Louisa Degenhardt of the Sydney-based National Drug and Alcohol Research Center.
✖ Vancouver running out of free crackpipes
He said PHS, which runs InSite, has distributed monthly highs of 20,000 pipes through its own needle and pipe distribution program. The 3,000 pipes PHS received from VCH in December were exhausted in three days. “At the beginning of the study, we expressed our concerns that (the pipe supply) is a tiny number … but we were told the number’s staying the same,” Townsend said. “To meet the demand we would need around 1,000 per day.”
✖ Newt Gingrich To New Hampshire: Jefferson, Washington Would Have Cracked Down On Pot
During a town hall-style appearance in Concord, the former House Speaker said he had no interest in exploring drug decriminalization, arguing that such efforts haven’t worked in Europe. Contra Gingrich, however, Portugal has had some success with decriminalization initiatives. Pushed a bit later on the incarceration rate related to petty drug crimes, Gingrich responded, “I think the best thing is to get young people not to do drugs and then you won’t be dealing with criminals that you just described.” A third resident of the “live free or die” state argued that the founding fathers had been far more lenient about marijuana than the current political class. “I think Jefferson or George Washington would have rather strongly discouraged you from growing marijuana and their techniques with dealing with it would have been rather more violent than our current government,” Gingrich replied.
✖ Chivas Scotch Heroin Bottles Bust At Newark Airport
We hope he drank the scotch before adding the H! On New Year’s Eve customs officials stopped Miami man Wilfer Bohorquez Rojo, 53, as he allegedly tried to smuggle 25 pounds of heroin from Medillin, Colombia, to Newark Airport. At first authorities just thought he had smuggled the drugs in “packages of plastic flags and between glued photographs” but further inspection found he’d filled four Chivas Royal Salute scotch bottles with “packages of a substance that also tested positive for heroin, according to the agency.” After the discovery of the drugs—estimated by authorities to be worth at least $700,000—Rojo was turned over to authorities and now faces federal narcotics smuggling charges.
✖ Purdue: Block Disclosure Of OxyContin Documents
A long-simmering court battle over a trove of OxyContin documents has finally won the attention of Purdue Pharma. The drugmaker is belatedly seeking to intervene in a 2008 lawsuit in a Massachusetts state court, where an attempt is being made to force the state attorney general to release documents that were used to prosecute Purdue and three current and former execs several years ago. At issue are countless documents that were compiled by the US Department of Justice, which charged Purdue and the execs with misbranding – they facilitated improper use of the drug and misled patients, regulators and doctors about addictive risks. All totaled, $634 million in fines were paid, and the execs were barred from doing business with federal healthcare programs, such as Medicare and Medicaid
✖ Ron Paul: Drug War Could Be Bigger Failure Than Prohibition (VIDEO)
“This war on drugs has been a detriment to personal liberty and it’s been a real abuse of liberty,” Paul said. “Our prisons are full with people who have used drugs who should be treated as patients — and they’re non-violent. Someday we’re gonna awake and find out that the prohibition we are following right now with drugs is no more successful, maybe a lot less successful, than the prohibition of alcohol was in the ’20s.”
✖ Man wants rehab over Diet Cola 42 litres a week addiction
Darren Jones wants to check himself into rehab – to cure a bizarre addiction to Diet Cola. Darren, 38, knocks back 42 litres of the drink every week. Now the 35 stone father of two is vowing to get treatment for his £100 a week habit to get fit again and save his relationship with 33-year old mother of two Paula Mullen. Darren, of Stockport, Greater Manchester, said: “I believe what I have is an actual addiction and I start to worry if I’m getting near the end of the bottle. “If I can’t get in touch with Paula to get me some more I start to panic – it’s like a drug or alcohol addiction. “I called up Diet Coke to ask them if it’s addictive and what I should do and she recommended putting water in it to dilute it, but it would taste horrid and I don’t think it would help. “We joke that I should get one of those hats with bottles either side of my head and straws straight into my mouth so I can drink it all the time. It’s like gold, it’s my fuel.”
✖ Why Ron Paul Is Right And Barack Obama Is Wrong About Iran
Obama also argues that he opposes Iran’s nukes because of proliferation in the region. At which point one must loudly cough “Ahem.” Only one country in the region has illegally, in defiance of internatinal law and the NPT and US policy, has nuclear weapons and it’s Israel, not any Arab state. More absurdly, the US government has a formal policy of never acknowledging this fact. At one point in the not-so-distant past, the US government was committed to the view that Iraq had nukes but Israel didn’t. When will the US evolve a sane policy in the Middle East? One that advances our interests, avoids a catastrophic global religious war, and bases it judgment on history and statecraft rather than religion and a US-Israel alliance that, since the end of the Cold War, has become increasingly unhealthy to both parties? Less Kennedy, more Eisenhower, please.
✖ Judge: Black church rightful owner of KKK store
After a lengthy legal battle between a black South Carolina church and members of the Ku Klux Klan, a judge has ruled that the church owns a building where KKK robes and T-shirts are sold. A circuit judge ruled last month that New Beginnings Baptist Church is the rightful owner of the building that houses the Redneck Shop, which operates a so-called Klan museum and sells Klan robes and T-shirts emblazoned with racial slurs. The judge ordered the shop’s proprietor to pay the church’s legal bills of more than $3,300.
✖ No easy way to dissolve mouse in Mountain Dew
A man in the U.S. is suing Pepsi Co. over a mouse allegedly found in a can of Mountain Dew, a claim the company rejects by saying the acid in the beverage would disintegrate the animal’s body. However, that reasoning doesn’t hold water with Canadian food experts. “There would not be enough acid in the matrix of the can to actually start causing those physical changes to the mouse,” says Massimo Marcone, an associate professor of food science at the University of Guelph. “The mouse would start to spoil; there would not be enough acid to preserve the mouse. It would start to smell bad. But to say that the mouse would actually dissolve in about 300 millilitres of soft drink, it’s pretty hard.”
✖ Free Philip K. Dick: Download 11 Great Science Fiction Stories
Although he died when he was only 53 years old, Philip K. Dick (1928 – 1982) published 44 novels and 121 short stories during his lifetime and solidified his position as arguably the most literary of science fiction writers. His novel Ubik appears on TIME magazine’s list of the 100 best English-language novels, and Dick is the only science fiction writer to get honored in the prestigious Library of America series, a kind of pantheon of American literature. If you’re not intimately familiar with his novels, then you assuredly know major films based on Dick’s work – Blade Runner, Total Recall, A Scanner Darkly and Minority Report. Today, we bring you another way to get acquainted with his writing. We’re presenting a selection of Dick’s stories available for free on the web. Below we have culled together 11 short stories from our collection of Free eBooks and Free Audio Books.
✖ Time Cheers the Drone War
The new issue of  Time magazine promises on its cover “Essential Info for the Year Ahead.” One apparently essential report: U.S. drones are awesome. The report–written by Mark Thompson, available to subscribers only explains that a “hot military trend” this way: Today’s generals and admirals want weapons that are smaller, remote-controlled and bristling with intelligence. In short, more drones that can tightly target terrorists, deliver larger payloads and are some of the best spies the U.S. has ever produced, even if they occasionally get captured in Iran or crash on landing at secret bases. And also, you know, kill innocent civilians.
✖ Alejandro Jodorowsky Needs Your Support To Create The Autobiographical DANZA DE LA REALIDAD
Alejandro Jodorowsky – the legendary cult filmmaker behind Santa Sangre, El Topo and The Holy Mountain – needs your help. After years trying to raise funding for big new projects King Shot and Son Of El Topo, Jodorowsky is moving on to something more personal: Danza De La Realidad, an autobiographical picture based on his own childhood and teenaged years. Having had no luck with conventional film financing methods in recent years, Jodorowsky is taking this one to the streets and trying the crowd funding method. Put a hundred dollars into the film and you’ll receive a special cut of the finished movie on DVD.
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✖ Sea Shepherd Intercepts the Japanese Whaling Fleet with Drones
The Sea Shepherd crew has intercepted the Japanese whaling fleet on Christmas Day, a thousand miles north of the Southern Ocean Whale Sanctuary. The Sea Shepherd ship, Steve Irwin, deployed a drone to successfully locate and photograph the Japanese factory ship Nisshin Maru on December 24th. Once the pursuit began, three Japanese harpoon/security ships moved in on the Steve Irwin to shield the Nisshin Maru to allow it to escape. This time however the Japanese tactic of tailing the Steve Irwin and the Bob Barker will not work because the drones, one on the Steve Irwin and the other on the Bob Barker, can track and follow the Nisshin Maru and can relay the positions back to the Sea Shepherd ships. “We can cover hundreds of miles with these drones and they have proven to be valuable assets for this campaign,” said Captain Paul Watson on board the Steve Irwin.
✖ ‘Supersoldier’ ants with gigantic jaws
Nightmarish ‘supersoldier’ ants with huge heads and jaws have been created by activating ancient genes. Scientists believe the monster ants may be a genetic throwback to an ancestor that lived millions of years ago. Scientists say they can create the supersoldiers at will by dabbing normal ant larvae with a special hormone – the larvae then develop into supersoldiers rather than normal soldier or worker ants.
✖ ACLU sues library for blocking Wiccan websites
The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) of Eastern Missouri sued a local public library on Tuesday for allegedly blocking websites related to Wicca, a modern pagan religion. Anaka Hunter of Salem, Mo., said she tried to access websites about Wicca, Native American religions and astrology for her own research, but the library’s filtering software blocked the sites.  According to the ACLU, the software labeled the sites as “occult” and “criminal.”
✖ Psychedelic Heroin: Grey Lodge Archives
I recently tracked down the pdf’s for nearly all of the issues of the now-deceased counterculture online zine Grey Lodge Occult Review. The site was taken down due to “legal threats and religious hackers”. To see the table of contents for the issues visit the Wayback Machine here. Along with the rabbit hole that is Deoxy, this was one of my formative sanctuaries for all things mindfuckery.
✖ Forget Stocks Or Bonds, Invest In A Lobbyist
In a recent study, researchers Raquel Alexander and Susan Scholz calculated the total amount the corporations saved from the lower tax rate. They compared the taxes saved to the amount the firms spent lobbying for the law. Their research showed the return on lobbying for those multinational corporations was 22,000 percent. That means for every dollar spent on lobbying, the companies got $220 in tax benefits.
✖ Excavator on Rooftop of 12-Story Building in Taiyuan
Shanxi province Taiyuan city Wanbailin district Yingze West Street, an excavator operates on the rooftop of the Shanxi Science and Technology Hotel, causing surrounding city residents both surprise and concern.
✖ US ‘space warplane’ may be spying on Chinese spacelab
The US Air Force’s second mysterious mini-space shuttle, the X-37B, could be spying on China’s space laboratory and the first piece of its space station, Tiangong-1. Amateur space trackers told the British Interplanetary Society publication Spaceflight that the black-funded spaceplane seemed to be orbiting the Earth in tandem with Tiangong_1, or the Heavenly Palace, leading the magazine to speculate that its unknown mission is to spy on it. “Space-to-space surveillance is a whole new ball game made possible by a finessed group of sensors and sensor suites, which we think the X-37B may be using to maintain a close watch on China’s nascent space station,” Spaceflight editor Dr David Baker told the BBC.
✖ NOT SATIRE: L.A. Tells Arrested OWS Protesters They Can Pay for “Free Speech” Classes to Avoid Court
Incredibly, the Los Angeles City Attorney’s Office is offering Occupy L.A. protesters arrested in recent weeks the opportunity to pay $355 for private free speech classes to avoid their court dates. As reported in the Los Angeles Times: Los Angeles Chief Deputy City Atty. William Carter said the city won’t press charges against protesters who complete the educational program offered by American Justice Associates. … Carter said the free-speech class will save the city money and teach protesters the nuances of the law. “The 1st Amendment is not absolute,” he said, noting that the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled government can regulate when, where and how free speech can be exercised. As a civil rights attorney working with some of the approximately 350 protesters who have been arrested in recent weeks noted, the offer is nothing short of “patronizing.”
✖ Toddlers and Tiaras mothers DOPING their daughters with drinks spiked with ‘pageant crack’?
No brand names are mentioned on the show, but many have speculated that the drink is Mountain Dew, a caffeinated soft drink. Others believe it even contains alcohol. Mrs Holler is filmed instructing Alana to take ‘two big gulps’ from an unlabelled drinks bottle. Within seconds the change is apparent. ‘A lot of pageant moms and people know what the special juice is – everybody has their different concoctions. Special juice is to help energise her’ The young pageant contestant starts rapidly swinging her arms over her head and spinning around on the floor, exclaiming: ‘My go-go juice is kicking in right now!’ After her drink fix, Alana takes to the stage in a plaid shirt displaying inches of stomach to perform a routine, inspired by sex symbol Daisy Duke. Describing how the drink makes her feel, she says smiling: ‘Go-go juice makes me laughy, and play-ey, and makes me feel like I want to pull my mommy’s hair.’
✖ Polar challenge: How do you cycle to the South Pole?
Blue Peter presenter Helen Skelton is hoping to become the first person to use a bike to reach the South Pole. She is attempting to travel 500 miles (805km) across Antarctica and will cycle for large parts of it, as well as snowkiting and walking. She hopes to complete the trek for Sport Relief in 20 days. At this time of year, the average temperature in Antarctica is -25C, but can drop to -50C. Severe coastal winds come from cold air flowing down off the interior ice sheet. Wind speeds can reach up to 125mph (201km/h) and average about 80mph. In addition, she will be dragging 12.9st (82kg) of equipment and supplies behind her on a sledge. It’s no average ride and she is not using your average bike. The specially-built Hanebrink “ice bike” took designers in Los Angeles three months to finish. Dan Hanebrink and Kane Fortune have been building all-terrain hybrid bikes that can be used in all environments for many years.
✖ Rick Santorum is coming for your birth control
Here is an actual Rick Santorum quote: “One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country.” And also, “Many of the Christian faith have said, well, that’s okay, contraception is okay. It’s not okay. It’s a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be.”
✖ With all eyes on their ears, lobe stretchers snip
Some plastic surgeons are reporting an increase in younger clients, specifically those who are ready to undo a generational fashion statement that has left a lot of self-conscious people with a lot of sagging earlobe. Dr. David Kahn, who performed Tidwell’s surgery, was blunt in his assessment of his client’s condition. “It was unsightly, a distortion that needed to be overcome.”
✖ Miracle ‘chimeric’ monkeys made from cells of six animals spark protests
They may look like any other baby monkeys, but these two are scientific breakthroughs.   Roku and Hex are the world’s first chimeric monkeys – created with genetic material from six ‘parents’. But their birth has caused an ethical storm, with critics accusing scientists of disregarding the welfare of the animals.
✖ SOPA-Supporting News Outlets Aren’t Covering SOPA [STUDY]
MSNBC, Fox News, ABC, CBS and NBC have dedicated no time to covering the Stop Online Piracy Act in their evening newscasts since Oct. 1, according to a report by Ben Dimiero of Media Matters For America. CNN, meanwhile, has dedicated a single evening news segment to the issue. All of the companies covered in the report have either publicly supported SOPA or have parent companies that have done so. Dimiero based his report on Lexis-Nexis searches which includes transcripts of nighttime newscasts. Comcast/NBCUniversal (which owns MSNBC and NBC News), Viacom (CBS), News Corporation (Fox News), Time Warner (CNN) and Disney (ABC) are all listed as supporters of the bill. ABC and CBS are also listed as separate supporters of the bill.
✖ Japan plans futuristic farm with robot workers in disaster zone
Japan is planning a futuristic farm where robots do the lifting in an experimental project on land swamped by the March tsunami. Under an agriculture ministry plan, unmanned tractors will work fields where pesticides will have been replaced by LEDs keeping rice, wheat, soybeans, fruit and vegetables safe until robots can put them in boxes. Carbon dioxide produced by machinery working on the up to 250-hectare site will be channeled back to crops to boost their growth and reduce reliance on chemical fertilizers, the Nikkei newspaper said this week. The agricultural ministry will begin on-site research later this year with a plan to spend around 4 billion yen over the next six years, a ministry official said. Land in Miyagi Prefecture, some 300 kilometers north of Tokyo, which was flooded by seawater on March 11, has been earmarked for the so-called “Dream Project.”
✖ Newt Gingrich: ‘African-American Community Should Demand Paychecks And Not Be Satisfied With Food Stamps’
Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich said Thursday he is willing to go before the NAACP and urge blacks to demand paychecks, not food stamps. Gingrich told a town hall meeting at a senior center in Plymouth, N.H., that if the NAACP invites him to its annual convention this year, he’d go there and talk about “why the African-American community should demand paychecks and not be satisfied with food stamps.” He also said he’d pitch a new Social Security program aimed at helping young people, particularly African-American males, who he said get the smallest return on Social Security.
✖ Pentagon-backed ‘time cloak’ stops the clock
The researchers created what they call a time lens, which can manipulate and focus signals in time, analogous to the way a glass lens focuses light in space. They use a technique called four-wave mixing, in which two beams of light, a “signal” and a “pump,” are sent together through an optical fiber. The two beams interact and change the wavelength of the signal. To begin creating a time gap, the researchers first bump the wavelength of the signal up, then by flipping the wavelength of the pump beam, bump it down.
✖ Pro skater with a love of God and psychedelic drugs goes on rampage inside Midtown hotel
A pro skateboarder with a passion for God and psychedelic drugs was arrested Thursday after he went on a drug-fueled rampage inside a Midtown hotel wearing only his birthday suit, cops said. Jereme Rogers, 26, was high on angel dust when he ran naked out of his room at the Afinia Shelburne hotel and started tearing down framed pictures lining an 11th floor hallway, sources said. “It was a rampage,” said a witness who declined to give her name. “He was screaming. We didn’t even know what he was doing. He was incoherent and belligerent.” Rogers, a heavily-tattooed Californian who has appeared in several X Games and says his skills come from God, was taken to Bellevue Hospital. He was charged with criminal mischief and unlawful possession of marijuana, cops said.
✖ DHS Training excercise startles locals
With their blue and white SUVs circled around the Main Street office, at least one official was posted on the door with a semiautomatic rifle, randomly checking identifications. And other officers, some with K-9s, sifted through the building. “I thought someone was upset about not getting there check,” said Laura Kelly, who took a friend to the office on Tuesday. According to one Homeland official in the Washington, D.C. office, Operation Shield. is an effort that uses routine, unannounced visits by FPS inspectors to test the effectiveness of contract guards, or protective security officers — “detecting the presence of unauthorized persons and potentially disruptive or dangerous activities.”
✖ Panda caught eating meat on camera [Video]
A wild panda is caught on surveillance camera eating a dead gnu in south-west China. An analyst says the bamboo-loving animals were predators millions of years ago. Although classified as carnivores, giant pandas mainly live on bamboo, but eat other foods including honey, eggs, fish, oranges and bananas when they are available

 

 

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Stabby Satanic Sex Casual Encounters

✪ Satanic Sex Encounter Leaves Man With Hundreds Of Wounds
According to a search warrant obtained by 12 News, an 18-year-old man came to Milwaukee from Arizona to meet with a woman he met online. It’s unclear what he hoped would happen, but he told police after arriving by bus he spent two days in the apartment tied up, and getting cut, slashed and stabbed. By the time he escaped, doctors said he had more than 300 wounds covering his body. Rebecca Chandler, 21, was arrested at the scene. According to court documents, she told detectives she was having sex with the victim and that the cutting was consensual but that it got out of hand. Chandler told police her roommate of a few months, “Scarlett” did the majority of the cutting. Chandler said she doesn’t know “Scarlett’s” real name but she thinks “Scarlett” is involved in the occult.
✪ Santa poses with AK-47s for gun club photos
Everyone is familiar with the idea of having you photo taken with Santa — but Santa and high-powered weaponry, that’s a new one on us. A gun club in Arizona is offering members to opportunity to have family photograph taken with Father Christmas and a selection of guns. Posing amid piles of wrapped presents families are encouraged to pick up AK-47 rifles and grenade launchers as they surround an unarmed Santa.
✪ Doctors noting increase in ‘sleep texting’
Doctors are seeing more cases of sleep deprived patients who are sleep texting. Sleep expert Dr. Marcus Schmidt tells WTHR-TV that sleep deprivation can trigger common motor behaviors during sleep, including reaching for the phone when it goes off. Schmidt suggests keeping your cell phone away from the bed while you are sleeping, maybe even in another room.
✪ Dozen boat migrants die in voodoo ritual to calm sea
Witnesses claimed victims were thrown in after a macabre “magic dance” by several Nigerian women. Prosecutor Ignazio Fonzo, based in Agrigento, said: “Survivors told us the captain of the boat, a Nigerian, was the leader of the rituals that began after the engine failed. “One man was selected, taken into the hold and beaten, led back up on deck then thrown into the sea. As this happened prayers, chanting and dancing took place. It was said he was sacrificed to cast out demons and calm the seas. We believe at least a dozen people were thrown alive into the sea.” One survivor, Mohamed Yacoub Ibrahim, said: “I saw a group of Nigerian women carrying out a strange magic ritual and afterwards they pointed at various people. The first was grabbed, had his hands and feet tied and he was then thrown in alive.”
✪ Skeleton Santa Controversy at Loudoun County Courthouse
Holiday music, holiday lights and holiday sales are unavoidable the first week of December, but tisn’t really the season without a holiday display controversy in Leesburg, Va. A skeleton dressed in a Santa suit and nailed to a cross was set up on the Loudoun County courthouse lawn in Leesburg on Monday. The macabre Kris Kringle was one of the nine approved displays for this Christmas season, but it was not standing for long. Someone tore the skeleton down, sparking a debate about free speech.
✪ Brain infection from water amoeba kills 3; victim used ‘neti pot’
Two children and a young man have died this summer from a brain-eating amoeba that lives in water, health officials say. The death of the young man, who was from Louisiana, was traced to water used in a neti pot.
✪ Man Arrested After Craigslist Pot Post
Police didn’t have to look far to find a man hoping to buy marijuana Thursday. Michael Krebes, 31, of Vernon, put an ad on Craigslist looking to buy pot, police said. Members of the East Central Narcotics Task Force answered the ad, and set up a location to meet Krebes. Officers set up surveillance and waited for Krebes to arrive. Sure enough, he showed up at the McDonald’s on Main Street in Glastonbury Thursday, where police took him into custody. Krebes was charged with Criminal Attempt/Possession of less than 4 ounces of Marijuana.
✪ Teacher Accused Of Making Students Rub Her Feet
Lexington County School District Three is investigating after a first-grader complained about having to rub her teacher’s feet. A district representative said the district has launched a full investigation, appropriate action has been taken and the situation has been rectified. But that’s not nearly enough for some parents. “She admitted to the children rubbing her feet,” said Brenda Norris. “Just the thought of it… They immediately sent her home, but she’s back there today.” Norris is far from satisfied after her 6-year-old granddaughter, who is in first grade, came home from Batesburg-Leesville Primary School last Wednesday to said she was “tired of rubbing her teacher’s feet.” “‘Do she take off her socks and shoes?'” Norris recounted asking. “‘Grandma, she wears flip flops.'”
✪ Buyer of Minivan Finds Hidden $500K in Cocaine
A California man was stunned to see what a previous owner of his minivan apparently left behind: $500,000 worth of cocaine jammed in the door panels. San Jose psychologist Charles Preston says the cellophane-wrapped cocaine was found when he took the van to a mechanic. Police were immediately notified. Preston says he noticed the driver’s side window wouldn’t go down all the way, but he figured he would live with it because the Town and Country van had a good air conditioning system.
✪ Principal forced to retire amid 9-year-old boy’s suspension for calling teacher ‘cute’
A Gastonia principal who accused a 9-year-old of sexual harassment retired abruptly Tuesday night. Principal Jerry Bostic told Eyewitness News he retired as of 5 p.m. He told the Gaston Gazette the Gaston County School District gave him one hour to decide whether to quit or be fired. “One mistake in 44 years, and I’m not given the benefit of the doubt. I really don’t believe I was treated fairly,” Bostic told Eyewitness News. Chiquita Lockett said her son, Emanyea, was suspended from Brookside Elementary last week for calling a teacher “cute.” The school initially claimed it sexual harassment, adding Emanyea used the word “fine” in a suggestive tone. School officials said in addition to the comment about the teacher, Emanyea had been warned about calling students bad words.
✪ Excrement Tattoo
Claim: A woman sued her ex-boyfriend for surreptitiously tattooing a pile of excrement on her back. FALSE
✪ Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as I.D.
Ground beef is not a valid form of identification. Not in Martin County, not in Los Angeles, not anywhere. A Florida man learned this the hard way, when he handed a taco to police officers who asked for his I.D. This was after he had passed out in his car. While sitting in the drive-through lane of a Taco Bell. And his engine caught fire.
✪ Superman comic sells at auction for $2.16m
A rare comic which features the first appearance of Superman and was stolen and disappeared for 11 years, had sold at auction for a whopping $2.16m. The pristine copy of Action Comics #1 became the world’s most expensive comic in the process — despite initially costing 10 cents in 1938. While the comic was stolen from a collector in 2000, it reappeared earlier this year and (after being returned to its rightful owner) was listed on ComicConnect.com.
✪ Fake pregnant belly becomes hot seller on the Internet
Artificial replicas of pregnant women’s abdomens, made of silica gel, have become hot sellers on the online shopping market, the China News.com reported on Monday. Looking like the belly of a genuine pregnant woman, the imitations have variously been described as having “flesh color” and “human skin texture,” and as “highly comfortable,” by online shop owners. There are currently three types of fake bellies being sold, each of which approximates a different period of pregnancy, corresponding to the second and latter trimesters and the final month.
✪ Tyree Callahan Paints with a Typewriter
It might look like just an old typewriter, but Washington-based artist Tyree Callahan has actually converted this antique 1937 Underwood Standard typewriter into an art instrument that makes beautiful paintings. Callahan replaced the ink pads of the typewriter with colored paint pads and the letters with color markers, to create a painting machine he calls a Chromatic Typewriter. So instead of creating paintings with brushes, he types them with his unique typewriter. While it would take a while getting used to, and although it will probably never yield the detailed results of a brush, I have no doubt this thing could produce some pretty awesome artworks. After all, artists like Keira Rathbone use conventional typewriters to create exceptional works of art using just letters and symbols. I know it sounds strange, but lets face it, artists have used stranger things to unleash their painting talent (vomit, remote-controlled cars or their lips, just to name a few).
✪ Woman’s face catches on fire during surgery
It was supposed to be a routine outpatient surgery to remove some growths from Kim Grice’s head. But something went horribly wrong during the Tuesday morning procedure and a flash fire seared Grice’s face and neck.
✪ NYC transit: Stranded subway riders were forgotten
A transit official has admitted that subway passengers left stranded on a train for hours during last year’s blizzard had been forgotten. New York City Transit President Thomas F. Prendergast testified Tuesday at a City Council hearing on winter preparedness. Among other things, he discussed an A train that was infamously stranded last December on an open-air station platform in Queens, near Kennedy Airport.
✪ Monopoly Metallica Edition – Can They Get Any Lamer?!
“The fast-dealing property trading game” just got faster! MONOPOLY METALLICA Collectors Edition takes the popular board game to a whole new level. Every aspect of the game designed for the true Metallica fan in mind. You’ll “pass go” through historic Metallica events and locations around the board such as club shows, festivals, studios, childhood homes and other metal landmarks! Game pieces include the Kill ‘Em All hammer, Justice scales, St. Anger fist, Black Album snake, ninja star, and the “Jump in the Fire” demon (addition board game pieces sold separately). Land on one of the “Binge and Purge” or “Jump in the Fire” spaces and be rewarded or fined in true Metallica form. “You won’t believe the price, you’ll pay!”
✪ Who Wants To Be a Thousandaire?
Michael Larson held the record for the most game-show winnings in a single day until 2006, when it was broken by Vickyann Chrobak-Sadowski on The Price is Right. Larson’s handiwork on Press Your Luck was sufficiently extraordinary that he has become a strange kind of folk hero to some. Others regard him as a cheap huckster or a likable-but-occasionally-creepy crackpot. The real Michael Larson was arguably an amalgam of these qualities. His shenanigans on Press Your Luck are oft described as a “scam,” “scandal,” or a “cheat,” but even the CBS executives ultimately admitted that he had broken nary a rule. In the end, his impressive performance on Press Your Luck may be one of the only honest day’s work that Michael Larson ever did.
✪ The Future of Attention: A Conversation with David Pescovitz
We’re living in a world where it’s not just that everyone is connected via their iPhone or WiFi, but we’re seeing the proliferation of tiny sensors that go far beyond RFID tags. These are very small devices, eventually, perhaps, to be the size of a grain of sand in the next decade or two, probably. And they can keep a constant vigil on the world around us in a very high resolution. They can monitor the structural stability of buildings, because you can paint them on inside the walls, or sprinkle them on a farmer’s field and they can give a very precise picture of the water situation in the crops, or, throughout a city, to give you a sense of how people are moving and crowd dynamics. We’re moving into a world where objects and inanimate things can blog, basically. They can Tweet. There are already devices that you can put in your houseplants and they send you a text message when they’re thirsty. So, we’re giving non-living things voices.
✪ Internal Affairs report released in Police Santeria hex spell plot
City officials are now providing details as to why two North Miami Beach city employees tried to cast a spell on a city manager. According to a North Miami Beach Police Department internal affairs report, in late August, North Miami Beach police officer Elizabeth Torres and Police Chief Larry Gomer’s secretary Yvonne Rodriguez plotted together to put a hex on City Manager Lyndon Bonner. The report, which was released on Wednesday, said that the pair approached a maintenance worker at North Miami Beach City Hall and asked the worker if she had access to Bonner’s office at night. Then, the duo allegedly asked the maintenance worker if she could spread bird seed around Bonner’s office. The bird seed would make the city manager want to leave the city, the report said.
✪ Awesome New UFO Theory: Approaching Comet is Really a Borg Cube From Jesus
Conspiracy theorists believe that Comet Elenin is rapidly approaching Earth, and that it’s a perfect cube. A cube piloted by cyborgs who seek to assimiliate the human race into their collective. A Borg Cube, in other words. Yes, the writers of Star Trek: The Next Generation “were being prophetic” when they created the Borg, writes extraterrestrial expert Alex Collier over at the Canadian National Newspaper. (For what it’s worth, NASA says Comet Elenin was destroyed in October, and it was never going to be an issue in any case. But that’s just what you’d expect them to say.) So Comet Elenin wasn’t actually destroyed, and it’s a perfect cube, and this proves the Borg are real. Okay. But it doesn’t stop there — apparently this Borg cube is known as the Galactic Obliteration Device, or G.O.D. for short. And there’s tons of evidence that Christianity and the Bible are really about how Jesus is a Borg and he’s coming to assimilate us.
✪ Occupy Your Mind: An Interview with Alejandro Jodorowsky
The great Chilean-born director, artist, writer, shaman and “criminal madman, ” Alejandro Jodorowsky interviewed via Skype from a hotel room in NYC on October 30th. Topics include Occupy Wall Street, why revolutions fail but mutation succeeds, the magical side of reality, the search for gurus and wisdom and why Twitter is the haiku of this century! Jodorowsky’s films El Topo and The Holy Mountain are available on Blu-ray from ABKCO.
✪ Cult mystic Alejandro Jodorowsky holds ‘march of skulls’ for Mexico’s drug war dead
It was billed as “the first act of collective psycho-magic in Mexico.” The call made by the cult mystic Alejandro Jodorowsky said the event would seek to “heal” the country of the cosmic weight of so many dead in the drug war, by gathering for something he called the March of the Skulls. On Sunday, on a wet and frigid morning in this mountain capital, hundreds of Jodorowsky fans answered the open convocation (video link in Spanish). They donned black top hats and black shawls, and carried canes and Mexican flags colored in black. They wore calavera face paint or masks to give themselves the look of stylish skeletons gathered in this often-surreal city in the name of Mexico’s tens of thousands of sometimes nameless drug war dead. “Long live the dead!” they shouted.
✪ Turbo Snort Nasal Spray Gives Caffeine Heads a New Way To Wake Up
TS Enterprises has released the world’s first caffeinated nasal spray under the brand name, Turbo Snort. This new energy nasal spray is the latest answer to consumer demand for new personal energy alternatives in this already booming category. While there are dozens of caffeinated energy shots, drinks, gums, mints, pills and mouth sprays, Turbo Snort could change the way consumers get their morning jolt of caffeine – by way of the nose.
✪ Abortion is Legal: So Why is Self-Abortion Care a Crime?
Last week, a 20-year-old woman in New York City was arrested on charges of “self-induced abortion” and faces first-degree misdemeanor charges. Initial news reports indicate that she intentionally caused the miscarriage/abortion of her 24-week fetus. The woman disposed of the fetus in what was probably the only way she could think of: wrapped in plastic bags and placed in the trash receptacle of her apartment building. The prosecution of this woman echoes similar cases in Idaho, Massachusetts and South Carolina. In spite of ever-increasing restrictions, abortion is legal through the second-trimester throughout the United States, although it is inaccessible to many women. Yet if women safely end their pregnancies without medical supervision, they face criminal penalties.
✪ Psychic healer and Lewisham mayoral candidate, Graham Dare, faces jail over sex assault
Blackfriars Crown Court heard Dare preyed on a trusting 31-year-old Japanese student last September when she came for help with migraines. He groomed her by treating her naked or partially-clothed for three of their six sessions. Dare, waiving his fee for most of the appointments, fondled her breasts and groin before stripping off and luring her into massaging him. Blackfriars Crown Court heard the woman was suspicious about his “strange” methods but did not object because she feared causing offence. Heather Stangoe, prosecuting, said: ‘It’s not a crime to trust someone. What is a crime is to take advantage of someone’s trust and naivety and to abuse it for your sexual pleasure.’ The victim described how, on one occasion he “concentrated between my legs and he held my nipple”. Dare told her: “This is the way to correct the energy flow.”
✪ The Muppets Are Communist, Fox Business Network Says
It ain’t easy being green, but according to Fox Business, Kermit the Frog and his Muppet friends are reds. Last week, on the network’s “Follow the Money” program, host Eric Bolling went McCarthy on the new, Disney-released film, “The Muppets,” insisting that its storyline featuring an evil oil baron made it the latest example of Hollywood’s so-called liberal agenda.
✪ A Brief History of the Apocalypse
According to Isaac Asimov’s Book of Facts (1979), an Assyrian clay tablet dating to approximately 2800 BC was unearthed bearing the words “Our earth is degenerate in these latter days. There are signs that the world is speedily coming to an end. Bribery and corruption are common.” This is one of the earliest examples of the perception of moral decay in society being interpreted as a sign of the imminent end.
✪ First sighting of dolphin in Irish lake
THE IRISH Whale and Dolphin Group (IWDG) has confirmed the first sighting of a dolphin in an Irish lake, in Lough Hyne near Baltimore, Co Cork. This is the first time a cetacean has been found in such an environment.
✪ Therapist ‘Brainwashed’ Woman Into Believing She Was In Satanic Cult, Attorney Says
The complaint alleges Nasseff’s therapist, Mark Schwartz, “carelessly and negligently hypnotized [Nasseff]” while she was under the influence of “various psychotropic medications” to treat depression and anxiety. The hypnosis allegedly created false memories, including the belief that she was “a member of a satanic cult and that she was involved in or perpetrated various criminal and horrific acts of abuse.” One of those acts included “sacrificing her sister’s baby on the altar of Satan,” according to Vuylsteke. Nasseff “was in a highly vulnerable physical and mental state due to her pre-existing eating disorder,” according to the complaint. The lawsuit also alleges Schwartz “persuaded and convinced [Nasseff] to become increasingly isolated from her family and friends by leading her to believe said persons were involved in a satanic cult and that they had been and would continue to sexually abuse her and force her to engage in criminal acts and horrific abuse of others.”
✪ Ten Things Everyone Should Know About Time
3. Everyone experiences time differently. This is true at the level of both physics and biology. Within physics, we used to have Sir Isaac Newton’s view of time, which was universal and shared by everyone. But then Einstein came along and explained that how much time elapses for a person depends on how they travel through space (especially near the speed of light) as well as the gravitational field (especially if its near a black hole). From a biological or psychological perspective, the time measured by atomic clocks isn’t as important as the time measured by our internal rhythms and the accumulation of memories. That happens differently depending on who we are and what we are experiencing; there’s a real sense in which time moves more quickly when we’re older.
✪ Defaced Monuments
An ongoing collection of statues, sculptures, memorials, markers and monuments that have been intentionally or unintentionally altered, damaged or destroyed as a political statement or during a political protest.
✪ US Army’s hi-tech, two-year-old sandwich served fresh
A sandwich which stays fresh for up to two years has been developed for the US army as Dr George McGavin found out as part of his investigation into what happens when food rots.
✪ Cops Hose Down Crowd of Staten Island Youths
Two police officers were hurt while attempting to control a large group of youths in Mariners Harbor this afternoon, prompting emergency officials to spray the youths with a fire hose to get them away from the cops, multiple witnesses to the incident told the Advance.
✪ Indiana University Buys Up Possible Reputation Damaging .XXX Internet Addresses
Indiana University is buying up 11 Internet domain names using a new suffix meant for pornography sites in order to protect the school’s reputation and trademarks. University officials say they’re spending about $2,200 to secure for 10 years the site names using the “.xxx” suffix that was approved in March by the organization overseeing the Internet address system. “If someone were interested in using our name or our trademarks for one of these .xxx sites, it would cost us several thousand dollars to fight it legally,” Valerie Gill, the university’s director of licensing and trademarks, told The Herald-Times. The domain names the university is securing include Indianauniversity.xxx, Hoosiers.xxx, IUPUI.xxx and others based on the initials of IU’s regional campuses.
✪ iPhone touchscreens tarnish the legacy of Steve Jobs
What touchscreens lack is something called affordance. It’s a lofty term for an object’s built-in ability to tell you how it works. A doorknob affords turning. The button on a car stereo affords pushing. A touchscreen affords nothing. It relies on software for any affordance, which in turn relies on total immersion for the user. Immersion is a fantastic quality while flicking virtual birds at digital pigs in your smartphone. Immersion at 80 mph is less desirable.
✪ Man Claims Illuminati Stole $1 Trillion
An American expatriate in Bulgaria claims the United Nations, the World Economic Forum, the Office of International Treasury Control and the Italian government conspired with a host of others to steal more than $1.1 trillion in financial instruments intended to support humanitarian purposes. The 111-page federal complaint involves a range of entities common to conspiracy theorists, including the Vatican Illuminati, the Masons, the “Trilateral Trillenium Tripartite Gold Commission,” and the U.S. Federal Reserve. Plaintiff Neil Keenan claims he was entrusted in 2009 with the financial instruments – which included U.S. Federal Reserve notes worth $124.5 billion, two Japanese government bonds with a combined face value of $19 billion, and one U.S. “Kennedy” bond with a face value of $1 billion – by an entity called the Dragon Family, which is a group of several wealthy and secretive Asian families.
✪ Report: NY State Voting Machines Really Suck
All is not well with the state of New York’s voting machines, according to a recent study by New York University’s Brennan Center for Justice: As many as 60,000 of the votes cast in New York State elections last year were voided because people unintentionally cast their ballots for more than one candidate…The excess-voting was highest in predominantly black and Hispanic neighborhoods, including two Bronx election districts where 40 percent of the votes for governor were disqualified. The study…blamed software used with new electronic optical-scan voting machines as well as ambiguous instructions for disenfranchising tens of thousands of voters. The old mechanical lever-operated machines did not allow votes for more than one candidate for the same office… [T]he authors estimate that more than 100,000 votes could be disqualified in next year’s presidential balloting, since more people will vote in the national election.
✪ BP says Halliburton ‘intentionally destroyed evidence’ after Gulf oil spill
BP is accusing Halliburton of having “intentionally destroyed evidence” related to the explosion aboard an oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico that led to the worst oil spill in U.S. history. The accusation comes in court papers filed by BP Monday in federal court in New Orleans as part of a lawsuit aimed at having sanctions imposed on Halliburton Energy Services Inc., which was a contractor for BP on the Deepwater Horizon oil rig. An explosion on the rig on April 20, 2010, killed 11 people working on the rig and injured 16 others. The explosion led to more than 200 million gallons of oil being released into the Gulf. BP alleges in its filing that Halliburton destroyed evidence on cement testing and violated court orders by not bringing forth “inexplicably missing” computer modeling results.
✪ 18 Crazy Facts Which Show That No Nation On Earth Is More Doped Up On Prescription Drugs Than America Is
Anyone that comes to visit America may notice that most of us walk around like a bunch of zombies. Well, the truth is that this is because about half of us are completely doped up on prescription drugs. In America, we don’t just take pills if we are sick. In this day and age, the pharmaceutical companies have come up with a pill for just about everything. If we are feeling a little sad, we are told to just pop a pill. If we are feeling a little bit of pain, we are told to just pop a pill. If our children like to run around and play, we are told that giving them the right pills will settle them down. Every single year, prescription drug use in America increases, and there are dozens of different pharmaceutical companies that are making billions of dollars off of our “legal” addiction to drugs. The funny thing is that many of these “legal” drugs are only just the slightest bit different from many of the “illegal” drugs that are being sold out on the streets.
✪ Library of Congress to receive entire Twitter archive
The Library of Congress and Twitter have signed an agreement that will see an archive of every public Tweet ever sent handed over to the library’s repository of historical documents. “We have an agreement with Twitter where they have a bunch of servers with their historic archive of tweets, everything that was sent out and declared to be public,” said Bill Lefurgy, the digital initiatives program manager at the library’s national digital information infrastructure and preservation program. The archives don’t contain tweets that users have protected, but everything else — billions and billions of tweets — are there.
✪ Organ Gangs Force Poor to Sell Kidneys for Desperate Israelis
Yafimau is one of the faceless and neglected victims in a sprawling global black market in organs — where brokers use deception, violence and coercion to buy kidneys from impoverished people, mainly in underdeveloped countries, and then sell them to critically ill patients in more-affluent nations. The middlemen form alliances with doctors in leading hospitals who do these transplants for a fee, no questions asked. Organ trafficking is on the rise, as desperate people seek transplants in a world that doesn’t have enough donors. About 5,000 people sell organs on the black market each year, according to Francis Delmonico, an adviser on transplants to the World Health Organization.

 

 

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  • Substantial damage to the fuel cores at two additional reactors of Japan’s Fukushima Daiichi nuclear complex has taken place, operator Tokyo Electric Power Co. said Sunday, further complicating the already daunting task of bringing them to a safe shutdown while avoiding the release of high levels of radioactivity. The revelation followed an acknowledgment on Thursday that a similar meltdown of the core took place at unit No. 1.
  • The Library of Congress presents the National Jukebox, which makes historical sound recordings available to the public free of charge. The Jukebox includes recordings from the extraordinary collections of the Library of Congress Packard Campus for Audio Visual Conservation and other contributing libraries and archives.
  • A Queens pol who has championed anti-graffiti laws wants to crack down on “fat caps,” a device he says vandals put on spray-paint cans to tag wider areas in less time.

    Councilman Peter Vallone Jr. said he will introduce legislation this month to ban sales of fat caps to anyone under 21 and require older patrons to show ID.

    He previously helped pass laws that restrict the sale of spray-paint cans and broad-tipped markers. He has also sponsored a bill restricting the sale of etching acid.

  • A British grandmother begged for help moments before being decapitated by a stranger who allegedly paraded her head through a popular Spanish resort town declaring “this is my treasure”.
  • A new craze sweeping the Internet known as “planking” claimed a life in Australia Sunday and police fear the tragedy may not be the last.

    Planking involves someone lying flat on their stomach with their arms against their bodies in unusual and sometimes dangerous situations, with photographs of their exploits shared through social media sites.

    It has gone viral in recent weeks with the Facebook page Planking Australia boasting over 55,000 fans and hundreds of photos of people lying on train tracks, escalators, fire hydrants, motorbikes and other objects.

  • Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn — using her work’s computer, no less — legally.
  • Maggie Rodriguez spoke to 8-year-old Mikey Hicks and his mother Nahjlah about sharing a name with a suspected terrorist on a government watch list and how he’s treated by airport security.
  • David Phillips, a civil engineer at UC-Davis, has become a cult hero in the obsessive subculture of people who collect frequent-flier miles by converting $3,150 worth of pudding into 1.2 million miles. Oh, yeah – he’s also going to claim an $815 tax write-off.

    Last May, Phillips was pushing his shopping cart down the frozen-food aisle of his local supermarket when a promotion on a Healthy Choice frozen entree caught his eye: He could earn 500 miles for every 10 Universal Product Codes (bar codes) from Healthy Choice products he sent to the company by Dec 31. Even better: Any Healthy Choice bar codes mailed by the end of the month would rack up double the mileage, or 1,000 miles for every 10 labels.

  • A short film about my favorite post-apocalyptic hell-hole, the Salton Sea.
  • The UK’s “outdated” drug laws could be doing more harm than good and are failing to recognise that banning some “legal highs” may have negative consequences for public health, according to the leading independent panel set up to analyse drugs policy.

    On the eve of the 40th anniversary of the Misuse of Drugs Act, the UK Drug Policy Commission warns that the exponential rise in “legal highs” and the availability of substances over the internet is making current laws redundant.

  • One of the most exciting pieces of news to emerge from Cannes this week was the announcement of Jodorowsky’s Dune, a documentary about the failed attempt by ambitious and very possibly insane Chilean filmmaker Alejandro Jodorowsky to film Frank Herbert‘s novel Dune in the mid-’70s. The project has long stood as one of the great ‘films that never were.’ Just the idea of seeing the surviving participants talk about what the film might have been is exciting, and that’s what the doc offers — hopefully we’ll also see art and designs that have not previously been released.

    So here’s the first promo video for the film, in which Alejandro Jodorowsky explains just how ambitious his plan for the movie really was.

  • There is no facile synthesis of the events that transpired at the Wamego missile silo between October 1 and November 4, 2000. The available information is a viscous solution of truths, half-lies, three-quarter truths, and outright lies, the fractionation of which yields no pure product. The dramatis personae are many and varied. The chemicals in question often obscure and untested. What is known is that in 1997, a virtuosic organic chemist named Leonard Pickard joined forces with Gordon Todd Skinner, the heir to a spring-manufacturing fortune, to organize what would later become the world’s most productive LSD laboratory. A laboratory that, according to some sources, produced 90 percent of the LSD in circulation, in addition to unknown quantities of MDMA, ALD-52, ergot wine, and quite possibly LSZ… but I’ll get to that later.
  • Robert Fitzpatrick is so convinced the end is near he’s betting his life savings on it.

    The retired MTA employee has pumped $140,000 into a NYC Transit ad campaign to warn everyone the world will end next Saturday.

    “Global Earthquake! The Greatest Ever – Judgment Day: May 21,” the ad declares above a placid picture of night over Jerusalem with a clock that’s about to strike midnight.

    “I’m trying to warn people about what’s coming,” the 60-year-old Staten Island resident said. “People who have an understanding [of end times] have an obligation to warn everyone.”

    His doomsday warning has appeared on 1,000 placards on subway cars, at a cost of $90,000, and at bus shelters around the city, for $50,000 more.
    Fitzpatrick’s millenial mania began after he retired in 2006 and began listening to California evangelist Harold Camping’s “end of days” predictions.

    Thanks Nico

  • The magazine instilled in me a habit of mind, a way of thinking about a world rife with false fronts, small print, deceptive ads, booby traps, treacherous language, double standards, half truths, subliminal pitches and product placements; it warned me that I was often merely the target of people who claimed to be my friend; it prompted me to mistrust authority, to read between the lines, to take nothing at face value, to see patterns in the often shoddy construction of movies and TV shows; and it got me to think critically in a way that few actual humans charged with my care ever bothered to.

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Canadian drug victim sues dealer
Dolphin Gets Boner
Awesome! Roy Shildt, former World Record Holder Of Missile Command
Thnx Billoney
rape puppy in housing project
Go All The Way: Queen Deleona Balloon Stylee
Thnx Molly
Adult Breastfeeding
In responce to the 8 yr old breastfeeding clip
Thnx Billoney
How to Hack a Diebold Voting Machine
Thnx Emone
Corpse Wheeled to Check-Cashing Store Leads to 2 Arrests
Soon To Be A Major Motion Picture: Weekend At Bernie’s 3!
Thnx EMTV
Exploits Sneaker Culture
Thnx Jack Hanley
Muscle Woman Smaller Indian Dude
Thnx Booberry Billoney
High School.. “What’s Happening”
High School “Knuck if you Buck”
High School Band Knuck if U Buck
Hamburger Dress
Mouth Waterin’!
SiFeet Pussy Foot
Latest C-String Invisible panties
Gotti PANTSING GAME
Pantsed pictures
Snorting a Brain Chemical Could Replace Sleep
Study: Whites more likely to get narcotics in ER
Thnx ESPO
3D
Thnx Maryam Modarressi
Monkey
2 Head Snake
kız çarpılmış diyolar
child
Bolt!
Headbutt
Thnx Truett Dietz
Mike Tyson moments
Thnx Jake Hanly
80’s Lover – cb shaw
WTF?!
OK to be gay
Thnx Wade Oates
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thnx ESPO
Sergei’s Frankenstein Litter РExperiments in the Revival of Organisms
8.
perfect stewardess
heels on a train
This is the New Hollywood!
in the Train Prank
Hollywood celebrities all go anorexic turning absolutely flat
Private space companies start competing for cheaper tickets to the Moon
2014 Roundtrip Moon Ticket – $100 Million.
What’s up with the “cocaine mummies”?
The Weird Science Awards
Inside Norway’s ”Doomsday” Seed Vault
Scattered around the Spanish coastline, 700 shipwrecks lie laden with more gold and silver than in the vaults of the Bank of Spain
Active Reactor Radio Active watches Made in Japan.
I’m sure airport security will love this one
Arm-wrestling game recalled after players break arms
Weird Costume Men’s Underpants from Japan
Airmusician Air Guitar
Sushi-Rolling Machine
Reminds me of cigarette rollers
Sex in God’s Words by NaTaS
Biblical Sex Talk
Mystery container found on beach
Thnx David Canning
Pies
watered
-Lisa Soaking. Beakman World.
pie face
Allan Coe Anita Bryant
Bryant Pie in the Face
Pie in the Face
Classic custard pie in the face. Only REAL cream pies are used in my videos. No shaving cream.
Green Slime
shower
In The Face
girl gunged
Pools
at Mohegan Sun 2007
Escapes Major Injury in ATV Rollover
up, wazzup
The Webby Awards’ 12 Most Influential Online Videos of All Time
Obey Plagiarist Shepard Fairey
Throwbacks – Insane Collection of Vintage Spraypaint
T-Qualizer Shirt Flashing Shirt
Inside Skate – Upholstered Skateboard For Indoors
Pipeline Fish Tank
There’s graffiti, then there’s historic graffiti
Santa’s Crimes Against Humanity
Salvia Divinorum to become Schedule 1 drug this new year in Illinois
NPR : ‘Cocaine Shortage’ May Be a Myth
Thnx Petey
vs Duck Hunt
vs Contra
Godzilla doesn’t need 30 lives, HE ONLY NEEDS ONE TO KICK ASS!
Blingee.com SeMeN SPeRmS stamp
Haaah, check out Blingees made with my sperm gif!
Questionable Redecorating Tips & More From TONY’s Cheap Issue
“Sounds…delightful. What girl wouldn’t want “You Look Ugly” ground into her mirror and images of spermatozoids swimming over her ceiling and cabinents?”
Guitar Solo–Eddie Van Halen
Halen vs AC/DC
youths hit by heroin
Moms, don’t blow heroin smoke into yer kids mouths to calm them.
Burroughs in NIKE Air Max commercial
Pretty Gross
HEAD – Helpless – Live – 1980
the Animal Steel at the Zoo
Gene – Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo
midget
German Midget
Vs Shark
Bastard (1968) – Catchy Theme Song
РFiktivní výbuch atomové bomby v Krkonoších (Zprávy ČT24)
Hackers smuggle mushroom cloud into CT’s live broadcasting – Prague Daily Monitor – 18.06.2007
explosion Nükleer Felaket
Baby Jesus Gets GPS After Thefts
Busy Bank Robber at Fulton Mall Was Too Predictable, Police Say
For Orlando Taylor, a 26-year-old Brooklyn man who apparently had a strange attraction to a couple of bank branches at the bustling Fulton Mall, three times was a charm. So was the fourth time. But according to the police, when he returned on Tuesday to c
New Zealand toilet inventor flushes out worm worries
“She felt that the worms were being unfairly treated, being expected to deal with human faeces, and that it could affect them in a psychological way,”
Japan: It’s O.K. to Fire on Godzilla, Official Says РNew York Times
The Post-Apocalyptic Collection
Sneaky Drink a Beer Anywhere
Cheeta – Donate to or Purchase a Painting
He likes to paint and has developed a wonderful talent as an abstract artist trademarked as “Ape-stract.”
Cheeta the World’s Oldest Chimpanzee
Paintings by Chimpanzee Outsell Warhol, Renoir at Auction
NPR : No Chump Change for Chimp Art
Congo (chimpanzee)
Congo was the name of a chimpanzee who learned to paint on paper and canvas, under the aegis of zoologist, ethologist, and surrealist painter Desmond Morris. He was most productive in the late 1950s. His style has been identified with abstract impressioni
Helping Hands: Monkey Helpers for the Disabled
List of apes
The Craziest Kewpie Doll Ever! PQ Creepy Kewpie Doll (Gross Q)
Bowie Lollipop In Eye
A Subway Workers Legacy, in Art Form
Black Sabbath Riots: Milwaukee 1980
A-Ron Needs Interns
Bear-ly Legal
NSFW
The Bronze Pinball Machine with Woman Affixed Also
Foster Back Track – Stockings
Malone Trailer
Malone – Bad Guys
Dog
kid + Paintball + Temper = lolz
or Here’s an Old Man Talking About Sex
Service Saftey Video (WARNING: Little Disturbing)
Movies with Dyanne Thorne
Thnx EMone
Comedy Stylings of John Roberts – The Christmas Tree
Thnx Aviva Yael
Talons Make Me Horny – NSFW
Thnx Truett Dietz
Flaming Shot
Thnx Annette Bunny
Hatchet vs Genitals – NSFW
So Fuckin’ Wrong!
Thnx Roy Roy
flute plays O christmas tree
Thnx Tim Barber
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
IKE ‘BEATS’ TINA TO DEATH
Thnx Espo
How a pair got out of jail free
A Plague of rats hits Indian state
Team trailer (Jean-Claude Van Damme & Dennis Rodman)
FOR DEATH Mall Scene
Verg tearin up the set!
for Death trailer (Steven Seagal)
up empty fuel cans
The Top (trailer)
Your Consideration: Road House
Strutters’ Encounter with the Five-O
Pink Angels (trailer)
thnx Billoney
Suspected Mexican cannibal found dead in cell
Tijuana enclave feels sting of escalating border strife – Los Angeles Times
U.S. Border Patrol agents have battled rock-throwing attackers by launching pepper spray and tear gas into Mexican border neighborhoods
AK47 Paper Gun Model Kit
A gift for the person who has everything
The Kingdom Of Steel Manowar Online Store
The new MANOWAR condoms are the perfect romantic accessory for all true metal couples.
Giant rat found in ‘lost world’
Seen bigger in Chinatown!
Weird Vintage Japanese Model Kits
The Key to Reserva – Hitchcock X Scorsese
Thnx Jake Hanly
Sperm Tattoos
Gold Pill makes your poop glitter for $425
Thnx Billoney
Dana DeArmond x Johnny Ramone RIP
NSFW
McPiss
Some weird chick takes a piss on the floor of mcdonalds. Would you like fries with that!
Ass Police
German Shepherd in Police Uniform
NYC///POP LIFE///RYAN McGINLEY IN THE GUGGENHEIM SPIRAL…
WireImage: Listings
Artist A-Ron and Socialite Genevieve Jones
Lower East Side – Art – Holidays – New York Times
The Guggenheim’s Young Collectors Ball
Get Kicked To The Curb
Miss McDonald Zombie
Stewardess/Flight Attendant Uniform Collection
682 different stewardess uniforms from 301 airlines.
Custom Welding Helmets and Masks
Dirty Bastard – Drunken Freestyle Yo MTV Raps
Thnx Jake Hanly
Neckface – Features – Dazed Digital
Dolphin vagina
Explains Masturbation To Dj
Canoeist resurfaces five years on
Fire crew aid in penis operation
BBC NEWS | England | Devon | Flatulence ban for club pensioner
Thnx David Canning
Don’t Smoke Weed!
Thnx Jeff Henrikson
rap represented in mathematical charts and graphs
Thnx Jaylan Yolac
Soccer
Walk
Walk It Out!
Thnx EMone
New York in Black and White – Vintage NYC Photos
Blender skateboarding circa 1985
Thnx Jacob Korczynski
80 Blocks From Tiffany’s (Video Documentary) Now Online!
Dope!
Thnx Peter Sutherland
Student charged in museum bomb hoax granted bail
Dude, It’s Art!
Suck” by Jaw Knee & A-Ron
Thnx Wade Oates
Chimps beat humans in memory test
Thnx Bjarni Einarsson
Yo Dick – Acoustic Version
3D Thumbs. Hot Free 3D Porn Drawings. Free 3D TGP
NSFW
The Juvenile System Photo Gallery
The Spanking News -Employee strip-searched and spanked because of phone call
Girl Flashing In Subway Fast Food Restaurant
She Talks About Cheddar & Sour Cream Chips, Awesome! NSFW
3D rendedered hot sexy virtual girls
Pretty Kute ‘n Kreepy
Damme gets a boner!
T. Justice orders diablo sandwich
Lane Blacktop – I’M NOT INTO THAT!
Such A Good Scene!
LANE BLACKTOP (trailer)
Point (1971) – Trailer
Point – Primal Scream
Mondays – Performance – OSM live
Mondays Interview
Women Police Academy
Bad Bitches In Burquas
Baby Sissy Nappy Diaper Cover
Namath and Pantyhose
Young twins with ‘divine power’ lead guerrilla army
Old News But Crazy
Twins
The Tree Man
Dogg -Sensual seduction
Thnx Haley
Oscar De La Hoya Rocks the Fishnets
WTF Tadpole Molester
Fast Food: Ads vs. Reality
A History Of Racist Spokescharacters
Guy Hurls Plungers At People’s Backs
of East Harlem – Run Shaker Life (Soul to Soul)
Thnx Peter Sutherland
Dat Soulja Boy, Kids!
Yo Dick
Thnx ESPO!
The Apocalypses That Might Have Been
Suzanne G. – Giving Taste A Bad Name Since Kindergarten
Man gets probation for secret apartment at mall
RC Steam Powered Centipede
Clothing LED
Chris Gilmour – Cardboard Sculptures
J-Lo Picks A Winner…and Eats It!
superheros with down syndrome
Surfin Bird live 1978
Dies Irae – The Trip (1971)
CAN – Das Millionenspiel
The Inner Space (Can) – I’m Hiding My Nightingale
Chasses Bizarres
Gallery of Container Ship Accidents
Man cuts off his own arm
USERS ARE LOSERS!
FOOD COURT GOTH
U.S. prison system a costly and harmful failure: report
Hide your old pills in poop, government says
Are We Losing the Fight for Porn?
The uninvited guest: Chinese sub pops up in middle of U.S. Navy exercise, leaving military chiefs red-faced
Russia sect holes up in cave to await end of world
Vortex Vibrations Suction Vacuum Cleaner Vibrator
‘I gotta stay home and vacuum tonight’
Tie
G-Spot Amplification‚Ñ¢
Bus Shelter In Chelsea Is Defaced With Acid – New York Times
Councilman blasts graffiti class at Hostos Community College
Digital ‘smiley’ turns 25
🙂
Ave flashing gone wrong!
QUEEN PART2
thnx Flossy
– Crank that Soulja Boy
thnx EMone
Dildo Cart Ride
nsfw
Skateboardmom.com
SK8 MILFS! thnx Tim Barber
Los Angeles Prank Call
thnx Jake Hanly
Commercial
thnx Mats Hökdahl
!!!
Rate My Corpse Paint
HowTo: Bump Key
thnx Truett Dietz
D – Mantronix – UK Hip-Hop 101 ’87
Skeerd
The Order of Death Preview
Bohemian Club
Evil Reptilian Jinn living among us controlling institutions
DAVID ICKE: The Lizards and the Jews
Market Train
Thnx Steven Powers
A (Not So) Complete History of Celebrity Pot Smoking Photos
Frat House
thnx Billoney
Van Halen Jump Sounding Mad Fucked
thnx Fons.Ske
Farty Pants
NOT the scientology recruitment video ^o)
– O&A Fan-To Catch A Predator
big spider bite
“I think I’m gonna puke!” I agree!
To Catch a Sex Predator… Guy Passes Out!!!
Catch a Predator” Perv falls headfirst. New Jersey 2007
Kelly – Real Talk Behind the Scenes
“They don’t shit what we eat!”
METAL REMIX!
Be Ridin’ Spinnaz
BAD Trip Off Benadryl
– How to Make a Zine; Paper, Scissors, Pen – Rockin!
LAME!
BILLONEY.COM
Size DXM Extraction
is my only love.
extraction from tussin+(NOT tussin)
DXM Extractions
New Drug – Jenkem
Nu Rave!
on the News
Duuuude! Thnx Peter Sutherland
Chinatown Garbage Tour
Ripley’s Believe It or Not
On judge judy
on jerry springer
Puke-alicious
Survivor Duck: 15 Years and 17,000 Miles Later
American Civil Liberties Union : Combatting the Surveillance Industrial Complex
Point, Click… Eavesdrop: How the FBI Wiretap Net Operates
Dance Show Hot Dance Line
Brown judges 1972 Dance contest.
The Official Michael Caine Website
Graffiti : Ossario : Alexandre Orion
Urban Ecological Subversion: The Art of Guerilla Gardening in Public Spaces
Decency debate rages after Southwest shuns flier in skimpy attire
CBGB TO BE CHIC BOUTIQUE
You already know…
Download This: YouTube Phenom Has a Big Secret
All About Fakery…
Delphinus Delight
Dolphins Petition
Dolphin
Sex with Dolphins – “How To”, and a Personal Viewpoint…
Drifters – UP ON THE ROOF
“This video’s got it all – graff, soul, pigeons, rooftop action!” – Steven Powers
President Bush Gets His Watch Jacked
Man gets sick benefits for heavy metal addiction
Disney Animation Reuse
Hand Wound : Rattlesnake Bite
Meat Wigs
Kenadie Jourdin-Bromley’s Official Site
Mini Mixed Chocolate Human Brains Treats with Cherries (Mini brains, 12 pieces)
mymy what an ass
thnx jankins797
Bill on The Bible
thnx skoolz
skate. Manual Tutorial Featuring Jason Dill
Haaaah…creepy computer version of Dill
thnx annette bunny
Singing
LET A CRACKHEAD SING AT YOUR FUNERAL
thnx espo’s sister
The Secret Life of Howard Hughes
THE HUGHES LEGACY SCRAMBLE FOR THE BILLIONS – TIME
BRITNEY ALONE!
thnx mike troubleman
Tiger Pumping – Saline Men – Supersize Your Sac!
Yikes! NSFW
thnx truett dietz
With John – Episode One – Montauk with Jim Jarmusch
thnx truett dietz
Aron tricked us into being in this video…
thnx jen bucken
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
Israeli Neo-Nazi Cell Broken Up
thnx espo
sequenza del mattatoio
thnx clear john
Attack
thnx russell gordon
Navajo Crips
thnx mike troubleman
General Strike: 9/11/07
N.W.A. Clip
thnx espo
Walken’s Three Little Pigs
Kerouac Reads from On The Road
R. Kelly Trapped in the Closet Character Map
“It’s [Kelly’s] ability to weave the plight of modern man into larger-than-life characters and absurdist plots that points to a deeper, more literary genius. As Monteverdi is to opera, R. Kelly is to hip-hopera. I don’t think anyone would deny that.”
– E
Awesome Skate Tricks Video
Of Rodney Mullen
thnx mike troubleman
Poster Warning Police Brutality
Superfly Parts
5,100 Boy Scout leaders removed for abuse
In The Closet (Chapter 14)
In The Closet (Chapter 13)
R. Kelly Is Back!
Buyer pays $84,000 for skateboarding video
‘Corny’ thnx leo f
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
Car Chase – Italian Style
Rambo
Schwarzenegger kills people
– Fungi
Heads!
Accused Campground Peeper Tied To Tree
Wild Vervet Monkeys Wreak Havoc in Kenya
“The monkeys grab their breasts and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us ”
Catsuit & Rebreather
Police w/ Kanye West – Message in the Bottle
Kanye West…worst rapper ever?! You Decide…
Theme Song 1969
plays guns n roses – sweet child o’ mine!
Fetish
Ewwww…
Teen USA 2007 – South Carolina answers a question
Teens are our future.
thnx mike s
WTF??
Ron Mueck
Fresh Jugs – Thank the Milkman for those delicious Jugs!
Show Them To Me
Corny Horny Country Together With Titty Shot Movie Comp
Teaming Baroness
thnx fdg1977
Incense Medical Information
Liquid incense is sold on the Internet under a variety of brand names. It is usually described as a room deodorizer, despite being sold for other purposes. Liquid incense that is breathed in (inhaled) is called a “popper.”
pantyhose
leotard collection vol 1
Girl Fight
Kraftschlag – Klansman KKK Fucks FREEDOM OF SPEECH Amerikkka Red White & Blue Swastikas
‘Kraftschlag – Klansman Skinhead skinheads RAC 88…white power aryan race niggers interracial Hitler America right wing KKK Supremist WPWW 1488 MTV Nationalist 88 skinhead’ WTF FTW Shit Is Fucked
on Poppers
A mate of ours having a big sniff of poppers
Invasion
Poppers pumps up the party
poppers effect 2
V festival Poppers competition!
POPPERS THEN A BONG HIT
and poppers
experimenting with the song “Chocolate Rain”
how about experimenting puttin’ a loaded shotgun in yer fuckin’ mouth and pumpin’ the trigger, wigger!
SNOW (CHOCOLATE RAIN PARODY)
You Kill Yerself Tube
Rain McDonald’s Spot / Tay Zonday
Rain Sung By McGruff The Crime Dog
Rain 8Bit Remix
Rain” Original Song by Tay Zonday
Rush II
co worker sniffing gin
vs. Transvestite Basketball
You just don’t get entertainment like this in America.
thnx clear john
RUSH¬Æ Liquid Incense¬Æ World’s Best Selling Brand Liquid Aroma¬Æ
Pete Doherty’s Cats Test Positive for Cocaine
thnx steven powers
Gallardo with custom paint job
thnx jaydub
NMKY (Finnish YMCA cover)
Those Crazy Finns!
thnx fons ske
THE INDESTRUCTIBLE MAN
and Butthead on Letterman
Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
thnx david canning
“Weekly Review” Harper’s Magazine
R. Pufnstuf – Mechanical Boy.
Someone Needs To Do A Neu Rave Remix!
thnx fdg1977
Cookie Rapper
thnx barber tim
Cheerleader Brawl
Yesssssssss!
BEARFORCE1 — The first real ‘bearband’ of the world.
thnx bobby wham
Holy Shit! Too Gay For Work…
thnx bobby wham
‘Em!
thnx russell gordon
Gooden Strawberry Tyson
Memorial Diamonds created from a lock of hair or cremated remains / ashes / cremation
My relatives diamond is clearer than your relatives diamond, mines looks like Grey Goose, yers looks like urine, son!
thnx maxwell goldman
Vibrator robber jailed over raid
thnx david canning
wave pool in Tokyo. Where’s the water?
thnx tim artz
Real Doll Lovers
“Remember the iDollator community? You know, the dudes who have “relationships” with their Real Dolls? Well, here’s a short documentary about them. It’s very creepy, very scary, and very sad.”
thnx carlen altman
Mia Rose
World of Whorecraft, and why a poor whore got banned
thnx bret pittman
Poetry Slam Intro
Like, Woah!
: ŸÑÿπŸÜÿ™ ÿ®ÿ± ÿߟäŸÜ ŸàÿߟÑÿØŸäŸÜ – ŸàŸäÿØŸäŸà : – Lil’ Kid Smokes Opium
thnx annette n jr
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
I’m Really Jamaican
Ja’Fakin’ – thnx matt goias
Really Jamaican Remix
thnx matt goias
Raped By A Dolphin
TeddyFucker.com
NSFW
Trepanation – an alternative medicine approach towards mental well being
ITAG Trepan Trepanation
During the period from 2000 until 2004, ITAG’s focus was mainly on establishing relations with a medical facility that would provide elective trepanation services for individuals who wanted to be trepanned. Competent surgeons were found and a pilot study was instantiated. During those four years, fifteen volunteers were trepanned by an experienced surgeon. All surgeries were successful and there were no complications. All volunteers were satisfied with the results.
Trepanation Photos
Tesla’s Biography
Trepanation
Transatlantic Review Trepanation Interview – Bart Huges / Joe Mellen
SERGIO ARAGONES
Frogs
Surgically alters thumbs to better use iPhone
“The procedure involved making a small incision into both thumbs and shaving down the bones, followed by careful muscular alteration and modification of the fingernails.”
A/C Unit Keeps Car Cool
thnx orion bayo
White Rapper Wale Merriweather Wears Junkie Whammy
thnx jen bucken
Surprise Superhero Gay Time
thnx carlen altman
SKILLZ! Rock
To Punish Thai Police, a Hello Kitty Armband
Thnx Sarah18
Saw @ Stereo Mars sound PNP Rally 1986
Thnx Matt Goias
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
Exploring the Massive, Viscous Oil Blob That Lies Just Beneath the Streets of Greenpoint
Flashlight Weapon Makes Targets Throw Up
Distortrait
Sex Addicts Anonymous
Hills 90210 – Kelly’s Rape
when Dylan calls Kelly and tells her he wants to get high, she agree to meet him, when she gets out her car, she is followed into an alley, and gets beat up, and thrown onto a pile of garbage, then she is raped
Hospital – Luke Rapes Laura
In 1979 Luke raped Laura at the disco. Here are those famous scenes.
Girls – Nazi Pope
– Nazi Grindhouse Exploitation clip
Female Teen Employee Strip Searched And Molested In McDonalds
Osama’s Taliban Orgy
NSFW
TI dog
Cute or TOTALLY FUCKIN’ CREEPY?!
Disaster Strikes: Orchard Street Destroyed!
Kings Highway Subway Station
World Naked Bike Race
The Smoking Museum
Employee Video – Grill SKILLZ! Rap
Cookin’: The Farmhouse Sandwhich
Injuries Test
I’m SORRY…It does get worse…
Ground Final Scene
It doesn’t get worse than this…
Ground Trailer
I saw this film stoned in a texas drive-in when i was 16
Dad shaped mango like a VagINA!
Sexy Robots
thnx tim barber
PICTURE NY Petition
dancing
FACE!!!!
Custom Figures
McDonald’s Daughter
McDonalds Commercial – Creeepy!
tupacisme69
to Make a New York Egg Cream
EVOLUTION OF M.J. by CB – THE ETCH A SKETCH MAN
thnx froglegsfordinner
Jon & the East Side Boyz – “The Nigger Counter” (132x)
Call me Whitey, Nigger
Remember the 90’s??
or Nigga ?
– The KKK took my baby away LIVE in Sweden
YouTube Sucks
and Wildboy TV intro (1977)
Killing Of America
Thnx John Carchietta
Lizzy – Bad Reputation at the Sydney Opera House 1978
Lizzy – Bad Reputation
Thnx Nick Kokkinis
Third Nipple Peirced
Thnx Orion Bayo
Boyfriend pillow for Japan singles
US cat ‘predicts patient deaths’
Thnx David Canning
Vandals”
Fun or Dumb? The Problem of Vandalism
FUN!
Dropout (Part 1) / Why Teenagers Drop Out Of High School
Thnx Frogslegsfordinner
Original full-size Johnny Five robot from Short Circuit – (item 230155438774 end time Aug-03-07 18:00:00 PDT)
Thnx Eddie Perez
Skull-A-Day
Gimme Octopus 1
Plays Pac-Man
cereal commercial (early 80’s)
1999 Sci Fi Tv Intro 1srt Season episode
Electric Company – Poison
Yuk Commercial
Manhattan Trailer
Thnx John Carchietta
Residents – Renaldo and the Loaf – Songs For Swinging Larvae
The Fantastic Foreskin
Circumcised men are employing weights and pulleys to cover themselves back up
Ricky – Late Night Special
WTF?!
Killers (1973) – Trailer
These guys have a message for the cops… and it ain’t Happy Birthday.
birthing Video
pipa – Surinam Toad w/ eggs
pipa – Surinam Toad Babies Emerging
www.sleepassault.com
Hot Teen Sleepy Heads. NSFW!
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
– Philipino Inmate Version
1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines at practice! Thnx Peter Sutherland.
Robert Reed – Champagne OK
Spot The Fake Smile
Thnx Tim Barber
Blood Puddle Pillows
Largest Man Meets Smallest Man
Hell on Earth: The never before seen colour photographs of the bloody battle of Passchendaele | the Daily Mail
Alpha the Robot Meets Zorine, Queen of the Nudists
Dolphin voyeurs kill the mood for saucy submariners
De France 2007 – Dog Accident
Oh Man! Thnx Peter Sutherland.
A-Ron Featured in I-D
Flamethrower Goes Bad
“We made us a Supersoaker flamethrower but it went wrong.”
a super-soaker at -45F
Flamethrower
To Paint With a Fire Extinguisher
of the Body Snatchers Dog Scene
Replaced With Pods
and Gentleman, I Give You Ghetto-Man!
Thnx Espo
Monkeys
Thnx Tim Barber!
L.E.FUCKIN.S
Inversion
Little Girl Allegedly Taped ‘Rolling’ on Ecstasy
Beware of Tainted Toothpaste
Gothamist Labs: Map
New York City pays $29,000 for arresting topless woman
Ugly Outfits New York
Steve Kurtz, artist or terrorist?
Another, more whimsical project that Kurtz showcased at the conference in Amsterdam was called Cult of the New Eve (CONE). It consisted of a mock religion that practiced “molecular cannibalism” by inviting people to eat bread and drink beer containing
Memetic Engineering
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
Severed Thumb
Head between two asses
Welch (Shower Scene)
10 Top Ways To Spot A Ladyboy Katoey In Thailand
How do I get blood out of denim?
1976 – Best/worst moments
Erotic life cast sculpture studio
Barbarian Princess
RoboSapien Sex
Emeraald Mask
Striped Tights Fetish Blog
semensperms
SeMeN SPeRmS
SeMeN IRAK
Extreme Wheelchair Riding
break dance
MyDeathSpace.com
Priest’s Murder Posted On YouTube
Brooklyn Banks 2005
No Aaron / No NYC
Johnson Smith’s Fun Catalog 1979
Vinyl Data
“That’s right: there were a handful of records released in the late 70’s and early 80’s that contained computer programs as part of the audio. This is totally insane, and totally great.”
A Walk in the Valley of the Uncanny
Flower Communicator Hanakotoba – Listen to your plants!
Japanese beer for children
Dante’s Inferno – A Virtual Tour of Hell
Exploring the Mind-Body Orgasm
Now, self-healing materials can mimic human skin, healing again and again
Public donates to UW scientist to fund backward-in-time research
Plants recognize their siblings, biologists discover
THE STARCHILD SKULL: Deformed Human or Human-Alien Hybrid?
Cosplayers and Robots Dancing in the Streets
Asahi Robocco BeerBot (Beer pouring robot)
UFO Area: Man Has Green Blood
Antique And Vintage Tattooed Nudes
eBay: NECKFACE TRASH CANS RARE NO RESERVE AUTHENTIC BANKSY
Revs
Squirrel goes on rampage, injures 3
‘Cream of Wheat’ man gets grave marker
Toddler served margarita in a sippy cup
Wasting away in Margaritaville
in the Closet 12
in the Closet 11
In The Closet Part 10
In The Closet Part 9
in the Closet (Part 8)
in the closet Part 7
in the Closet (Parts 5 and 6)
in the Closet 1-5
Time Out New York: How to: Redo your loo
LIKE A CHOLO
One of those Worst and Best moments
Turbo II, Junkyard Boogaloo
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
OFFSHORE RADIO IN 60’S UK
CAROLINE
Redding – Satisfaction (Live)
to play “Saturday In The Park”
– Over Under Sideways Down
Faces – All Or Nothing
From a Documentary called My Generation
Troubled clown hopes for second chance
Markham, the Suffolk resident whose alter ego is Spunky the Clown, was arrested May 6 and charged with attempting to smuggle marijuana to an inmate at the Greensville Correctional Center
Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A ‘Gay Bomb’
Ja on WNYU (old Dj eclipse show)
Rack Lo Interview
Big Pile of Naked Page 3 Girls
eBay: GIL HIBBEN~ALIEN~CUSTOM ULTRA RARE~MASTERPICE~UNIQUE
Two of these and you’re good!
eBay: 1970-76 New Jersey MUG SHOT Biker Gang Book
“Motorcity Competition Regular Skaters of the 1970’s”
Orchard Street Bootleg Mini-Mall Pictures
VintageGirlwatchers.com
Pictures of Joyce DeWitt from “Three’s Company”
Hanna-Barbera Land
just another lost dream
The Great Crush Collision
Apparently bored in 1896, Texas railroad agent William G. Crush decided to make his own fun. He got two train engines, painted one green and one red, and set them at opposite ends of a two-mile track. Then he sent them toward each other at 45 mph
School Yearbook Features Kids Doing Drugs
Weasel Coffee
Delicious coffee regurgitated by weasels
DaM-Hobos
OMG NSFW Hobo Porn!
Hasselhoff Eats A Burger While Drunk (Full Version)
Burger ‘n Muffintop
The Dishonor Roll – Women Arrested for Indecent Behavior With Kids
Accused Female Pedophiles, Molesters and Sex Offenders…There’s some hot ones!
Fart Combat
GIRLS
girls fart
Drop
It’s a brand new dance that’s goin’ around
Now That’s What I Call a Security Camera!
The Bad Old Days
Thnx Booberry Bill
Cocaine energy drink pulled from shelves
…because it SUCKS!
Cheetos Lip Balm
Quick vibrating lock pick – How To
Naughty Kid Skirt Lifting
Ye Olde Metal Days – a photoset on Flickr
More Unkempt Hair Farmers
Brazilian Wax Video
What PJ Needs!
PJ Harvey Hairy Upskirt
Woof!
Chinese Boy With an Extraordinarily Big Head
You Ovenhead!
Hawking Zero-G
Awesome!!!
Stone has “white hair”
Not A Rolling Stone
Vision
IRAK! IRAK! IRAK!
Infomercial
IRAK! IRAK! IRAK!
Bud Bundy Busted 4 Bud
Guy Peellaert
N.M. Tech takes lime green toilet off clock tower
Man Posed As Leukemia Boy to Get Child Porn
“My love of my life turned out to be a 30-year-old pedophile.”
DISSECTION Frontman Shot Himself In Head As Part Of Ritual Suicide
“I’m going away for a long, long time. I’m going to Transylvania.”
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
SeMeN SPeRmS x Claw Money Skateboard in Nylon
Crazy Interactive Instrument
aaron bondaroff – Razor Apple
Style Q&A: Aaron Bondaroff
The Brand Underground – New York Times
STUSSY WORLD TOUR aNYthing
cycling in kneesocks
Christina Aguilera and Donald Duck love boobies!
Stacy Keibler Gets Her Skirt Pulled Off Video
Don Bolles of the Germs busted for Dr. Bronners soap
Boy, 7, Finds Crack Cocaine in Pocket
Sharking Galore – Japanese Underwear Shark
More Top Sharking
More Sharking
Japanese Sharking
European Sharking
“>European Sharking
Franciszek Starowieyski Posters
Breast Health Slideshow
The Faustian Bargain of The LES Hipster
Cover Art Artist Gallery #1: Marcus Keef (photographer)
GAL’S GROWL: HEAR ME ROAR
“I’m not a woman!” a fist-swinging lesbian shouted as she and her six girlfriends jumped the terrified man who had dared to flirt with them
CITY COMMISH SLAMS RISE IN PARK GRAFFITI
“…but you can see the price society pays when people decide it’s OK to do graffiti,” a peeved Commissioner Adrian Benepe told lawmakers at the City Council.”
LOWER EAST SLIDE – A HIP ENCLAVE, CLUBBED TO DEATH
“…and Kid America, who’s not really famous for anything but has been on the scene forever and could conceivably be 45.”
Exploding iPod Art
All about Jay Maynard, the TRON Guy
Looks like the ‘Where’s My Stapler?’ dude from Office Space in some Hott CosPlay Action!
Animated Atari Pong T-Shirt
The Voynich Manuscript
Codex Seraphinianus, by Luigi Serafini – 1983
The Codex Seraphinianus is unique in placing its invented world centre stage and, even more uniquely, purporting to be a product of that world itself.
Codex Seraphinianus
More Backstory
Haaaah!
Graffiti Artist Claw Money Cashes in Her Street Cred
70’s Van Advertisements
Cinesex gallery of porn posters
– Autobahn
Jan Lenica – Polish Posters
SKATEBOARD KINGS 1978 – a British documentary crew comes to DogTown
1929 Johnson Smith Novelty Catalogue
Titty Puppetry
Cosplay Flashmob Dancers Dispursed By The Man
Cellular automata video synthesizer kit
Things Computers Can Do in Movies
The times they are a’changin’?
the history and psychology of the heckler
Mammatus, Lenticular & Other Extreme Clouds
Semz
Advice for Graffiti Writers
NYPD Intelligence Op Targets Dot-Matrix Graffiti Bike
Autograf: SEMZ
RIP
S.F. Live Masturbate-a-Thon Scheduled May 26
Mystery cat takes regular bus to the shops
Arirang Festival
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
Racial slur on sofa label stuns family
USC Bare Ass
SeMeN SPeRmS SKaTeBoArD TeAm CaPTaiN
Peak Hill Climb Peugeot 405 T16
Thnx Peter Sutherland
Panda Porn
Principal Sues Over Fake MySpace Profile
Gotta love the smell of chrome paint!
‘Freddy Krueger’ attacker jailed
A man obsessed with the horror film character Freddie Krueger used a home-made bladed glove to slash his sleeping friend.
Craigslist ad leads to trashed home
School principal sues students over parody MySpace profile
A school principal sued four former students who he claims posted parody MySpace.com profiles saying he smoked pot, kept beer at school and liked having sex with students.
Lawmaker wants baking soda to be sold behind counter
Million Dollar Man “The Secret of Bigfoot”
Marijuana’s Key Ingredient Might Fight Alzheimer’s
MANGROOMER Do-It-Yourself Electric Back Hair Shaver
Art of the Shock-tail
the mixologists at the Double Down Saloon in Las Vegas keep an unmarked bottle of vodka in which float several slices of bacon.
Man Invents Musical Condoms
Uncle Oinker’s Gummy Bacon
Museum of bad album covers: the worst album covers ever!
Bacon Air Freshener
Celebrities Eating Dot Com
Houdini Revealed
Computing Photographic Forgeries
What’s it like to get a needle in the eyeball?
‘I’m the last crazy artist’ – Alejandro Jodorowsky
Yikes! It’s The Tiger Fish!
Hand Wound Monday: Recluse Spider Part 2 of 6
KKK Beauty Pageant

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