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Archie Dies Saving His Gay Best Friend in a Shopping Mall Shooting
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Biohackers Are Engineering Yeast to Make THC
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Insane Record Collections and the People Who Own Them
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Hookah: Like Smoking 40 Cigarettes & Kissing Everybody
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Nightmare Playgrounds
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The Babushkas of Chernobyl: Defying Death for the Love of Home
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Fire therapy is burning up in China
Being burned is thought to cure stress, indigestion and even cancer
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Crystal doorknob refracted the sun’s rays and set a dressing gown on fire, destroying bedroom in $2.5m home
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UK chain removes baby sleep suits from stores after parents notice clothing covered in penis drawings
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Online game addicted young Chinese couple sells 2 newborns to buy in-game items
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The Mystery of the Blinking Mummy
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Blackest is the new black: Scientists have developed a material so dark that you can’t see it
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These Tiny Robots Are Powered by Living Tissue
Creeping machines use real skeletal muscle to power their movements
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Iron Dome: the public relations weapon
Israel says 90% success rate, expert says 5% or less
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German politician admits to using crystal meth to improve work performance
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Meet Catey Shaw: The Rebecca Black Of Brooklyn Gentrification
The Worst Things Of All Time
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☛ Archie Comics Gay Military Inter-Racial Wedding Cover
This is the new cover to the upcoming Life With Archie #16, the comic which envisions possible futures for Archie characters. And this upcoming issue features the gay inter racial wedding of soldier Kevin Keller and his intended. On the cover. Of an Archie comic. All you folks who have been waiting for the future to happen? This is where it starts. Personal jetpacks are up next.
☛ Smart Meters Interfering With Home Electronics
About 200 customers of the Central Maine Power Company recently noticed something odd after the utility installed smart meters in their homes: in some cases other wireless devices stopped working, or behaved erratically. The 425,000 installed smart meters all broadcast in the 2.4GHz frequency range. Unfortunately, so do many of the consumer gadgets we take for granted these days including routers, electric garage doors, fire alarms, clocks, electric pet fences, answering machines, and baby monitors.
☛ Senators Demand the Military Lock Up American Citizens in a “Battlefield” They Define as Being Right Outside Your Window
The Senate is going to vote on whether Congress will give this president—and every future president — the power to order the military to pick up and imprison without charge or trial civilians anywhere in the world. Even Rep. Ron Paul (R-Texas) raised his concerns about the NDAA detention provisions during last night’s Republican debate. The power is so broad that even U.S. citizens could be swept up by the military and the military could be used far from any battlefield, even within the United States itself. The worldwide indefinite detention without charge or trial provision is in S. 1867, the National Defense Authorization Act bill, which will be on the Senate floor on Monday. The bill was drafted in secret by Sens. Carl Levin (D-Mich.) and John McCain (R-Ariz.) and passed in a closed-door committee meeting, without even a single hearing.
☛ Experts Admit Fukushima is Causing Hidden Cancer Deaths
Health and radiation experts are now admitting that the Fukushima disaster is contributing to an unknown number of deaths as a result of increasing cancer rates around the globe. They are also stating that these deaths will be ‘hidden’ from the public eye due to a lack of accurate identification when it comes to targeting Fukushima-related cancer deaths. Of course the scientific experts are focusing primarily on the evacuation zone radiation and surrounding areas, despite the fact that Fukushima radiation is now so far reaching that it is adversely affecting the health of United States citizens.
☛ The FBI Announces Gangs Have Infiltrated Every Branch Of The Military
The FBI has released a new gang assessment announcing that there are 1.4 million gang members in the US, a 40 percent increase since 2009, and that many of these members are getting inside the military
☛ Controversial “anti-Semitic” vodka billboard taken down in NYC
A billboard for Wodka vodka in NYC has been taken down and destroyed after complaints that the advertisement’s message is anti-Semitic. The New York Times reported that the billboard featured a long-haired dog wearing a yarmulke and another dog wearing a Santa hat with the words, “Christmas quality, Hanukkah pricing,” alongside the photo.
☛ Hitler’s bedsheets up for auction in Bristol – for £3,000
BED linen which once belonged to Adolf Hitler is expected to fetch more than £3,000 when it goes under the hammer in Bristol next week. A personalised single bed sheet and pillowcase slip, decorated with the dictator’s initials and the Nazi eagle and swastika, are to be sold by auctioneers Dreweatts on Tuesday.
☛ Man-made super-flu could kill half humanity
A virus with the potential to kill up to half the world’s population has been made in a lab. Now academics and bioterrorism experts are arguing over whether to publish the recipe, and whether the research should have been done in the first place. ­The virus is an H5N1 bird flu strain which was genetically altered to become much more contagious. It was created by Ron Fouchier of the Erasmus Medical Centre in Rotterdam, the Netherlands, who first presented his work to the public at an influenza conference in Malta in September.
☛ Justice Department Seeks Ebonics Experts
Ebonics has widely been described as a nonstandard variant of English spoken largely by African Americans. John R. Rickford, a Stanford University professor of linguistics, has described it as “Black English” and noted that “Ebonics pronunciation includes features like the omission of the final consonant in words like ‘past’ (pas’ ) and ‘hand’ (han’), the pronunciation of the th in ‘bath’ as t (bat) or f (baf), and the pronunciation of the vowel in words like ‘my’ and ‘ride’ as a long ah (mah, rahd).” Detractors reject the notion that Ebonics is a dialect, instead considering it a bastardization of the English language.
☛ Colorado Kids N Teen store sells crotchless thong panties for CHILDREN
A grainy video that she filmed in the store on her cell phone shows pink and leopard-print thong panties with no crotches. ‘They’re sized to fit a seven-year-old – that’s just totally inappropriate,’ the mother-of-two said.
☛ Senator Lieberman asks Google to add ‘terrorist’ label to Blogger posts
Senator Joe Lieberman (I-CT) wants Google to add a “terrorist” flag so readers can label terrorist content. Lieberman sent a letter (yes, on paper, but that’s the best way to show the United States Senate letterhead) to Google CEO Larry Page taking him to task because “Blogger’s Content Policy does not expressly ban terrorist content,” and some other details. Lieberman goes on to point out that YouTube, also owned by Google, does ban terrorist content. He adds, quote, “Google’s inconsistent standards are adversely affecting our ability to counter violent Islamist extremism online.” So Blogger could hold back terrorists if it wanted to? Unfortunately, Lieberman doesn’t define what he considers “terrorist content” or whether deleting posts with such content is within the purview of Blogger or the First Amendment. Google, not surprisingly, has yet to comment. Wonder if Larry Page still wished he had Eric Schmidt to handle such political fun and games.
☛ Broward fair ride shares name with Holocaust poison gas
A carnival ride at this year’s Broward County Fair shares a name with the poisonous gas used to kill millions in the Holocaust. The ride is “The Zyklon.” Zyklon B was the name of the lethal cyanide gas used at Nazi death camps. But, the ride’s owner said, that’s definitely not what it’s named for. Zyklon is German for cyclone. Still, it’s offending some in South Florida, home to the most Holocaust survivors in the nation, after New York City.
☛ Yale University offers a class in how to party in New York City
Moore’s “Dance Music and Nightlife Culture in New York City” seminar at the 310-year-old institution of higher learning also features texts by venerable scholars of the open bar Michael Musto (whose recent piece, “‘Why I Hate Nightlife,” is a tortured love letter to the scene) and Anthony Haden-Guest, who won top prize in Spy magazine’s 1988 Ironman Nightlife Decathlon. Speakers include Madame Wong’s and Red Egg pop-up club mastermind Simonez Wolf, Santos Party House’s Andrew W.K . and Vibe magazine co-founder Scott Poulson-Bryant. Wolf will even create a one-off party at Yale to show the preppies how it’s done. But students shouldn’t stay out late. Moore’s class allows just “one excused absence,” otherwise, they’ll need a note from the dean.
☛ Why I Hate Nightlife! 35 Bitter Reasons!
You’re the arbiter of culture for the entire Eastern Seaboard, but you’re pushed out of your table to make way for some sweaty businessman with his collar up who wants to pay $400 for a bottle of booze and some cranberry juice.
☛ Cannibals ate girl with potatoes
The case was postponed after the juror had to be excused while examining photographs of student Karina Barduchian after her death. Maxim Golovatskikh and his friend florist Yury Mozhnov, both 20, are accused of drowning Karina Barduchian, in a bath, then carving up her body and serving her meat with potatoes to a lodger. Before the case was halted, the lodger, Ekaterina Zinovyeva, told the court in St Petersburg they had a party with their Goth friends on the night of the murder in January, 2009.

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★ Graffiti artists caught out by their handiwork

Being hand-drawn, each piece is different, even when the same design is drawn by the same person, so Jain’s system identifies key points in the design that remain more-or-less consistent. And since a gang’s graffiti often incorporates its name or other identifying words, he uses crowdsourcing to identify those words, asking the human workers of Amazon’s Mechanical Turk service to decipher any text in the images.

When using both text and image features to assess a piece of graffiti, the system correctly names the gang or individual about 65 per cent of the time. Michael O’Grady, who researches graffiti detection at the University of Huddersfield, UK, says this means it is only really good enough for filtering images down to a manageable level for a human to examine. “I’d want it up around 85 per cent,” he says.

★ The Poppers Story

In the gay ghettos of the Seventies and early Eighties, poppers were always at the center of the action. On any given night at, say, the Anvil in Manhattan, a large percentage of the men on the dance floor would have poppers in hand, and many of the rest would be helping to pass the bottles around. Some disco clubs would even add to the general euphoria by occasionally spraying the dance floor with poppers fumes.

Michael Rumaker, in his classic book A day and a Night at the Baths, describes the tubs as “permeated with that particularly inert, greasy odor of poppers. Wherever you went, the musky chemical smell of it was constantly in your nostrils.” He found himself heading to the single, small window, in order to gasp a few breaths of “something other than the cold, kerosene smell of amyl.”

★ Warsaw protester launches drone to spy on police

During protests in Warsaw last weekend, one crafty activist deployed a flying drone to spy on riot police.

YouTube user latajacakamera — or “flying camera” in Polish — uploaded the amazing video that the drone effortlessly captured as it hovered over teargas-filled streets.

In another video, the unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) floats in front of a formation of police in riot gear as they rush towards demonstrators. None of them appear to notice.

★ 101 Year Old Inventor Of LSD Asked Steve Jobs How Dropping Acid Helped Him Create The Mac

Steve Jobs had a life-long fixation on LSD, and often ended up asking potential Apple employees during interviews how many times they had dropped acid to throw them off guard. Steve Jobs personally considered doing LSD to be one of the formative experiences in his life, and was insistent that others should do it, too.

With such a famous advocate working for free, it’s not a surprise that the man who invented LSD eventually contacted Steve Jobs. What is surprising, though, is how long he waited to get in touch… until he was 101 years old!

★ All About Poppers

WIDELY RECOGNIZED AS THE MOST CREDIBLE SOURCE OF INFORMATION ABOUT POPPERS. REGULARLY REFERENCED BY RESEARCHERS FROM AROUND THE GLOBE. SERVING THE RESEARCH COMMUNITY FOR OVER A DECADE.

★ Vandal renames Avenue J station ‘Avenue Jew’

A vandal altered a sign at a subway station in a heavily Jewish neighborhood in Brooklyn to make it read “Avenue Jew,” according to Assemblyman Dov Hikind. A subway rider saw the graffiti, photographed it, and contacted Hikind’s office.

The photo shows the letters “e” and “w” in blue spray paintin at the end of the “J” in the Avenue J sign. The station is located at the intersection of Avenue J and East 16th Street.

Police removed the sign and are investigating it as a possible bias incident, according to a news release from Hikind’s office. But the NYPD has not confirmed that information.

★ Paul A. Laduke, Schaumburg Christian School Teacher, Charged With Masturbating During Class

A teacher at Schaumburg Christian School has been charged with sexual exploitation of a child after allegedly masturbating while students were in his classroom.

Paul A. Laduke, 75, allegedly told police he had been “masturbating while fantasizing about various students for the past 10 years,” according to the Chicago Tribune.

Schaumburg police told Fox Chicago that a student spotted Laduke “engaged in what appeared to be inappropriate lewd conduct while seated at his podium” on Nov. 11. That student informed a teacher and Laduke, described by his family as a “strict Christian,” was fired the same day.

★ Facebook users hit by hardcore porn, violence and animal abuse images

Explicit and violent images have flooded the newsfeeds of many Facebook users in the last 24 hours or so.

The content, which includes explicit hardcore porn images, photoshopped photos of celebrities such as Justin Bieber in sexual situations, pictures of extreme violence and even a photograph of an abused dog, have been distributed via the site – seemingly without the knowledge of users.

★ Divorcing couple ordered to hand over Facebook and dating site passwords

Do you, Facebook user, take your privacy, as stated in Terms of Service, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, through scams and through flirtations with high school sweethearts, in viral malware and in health, to love and to shield your adulterous licentiousness, till death do you
part?

Forget about it. The courts have no compunction about parting us from our supposed privacy, regardless of what social media privacy terms of service seem to promise us vis-a-vis confidentiality.

That was made evident in the case of Stephen and Courtney Gallion, a Connecticut couple who’ve been ordered to turn over their social networking passwords in their impending divorce.

★ John Lennon’s Tooth Sells for More Than $31,000 at Auction

The tooth fairy’s rates have dramatically increased in the last 40+ years, especially when the bounty is a Beatle’s molar. John Lennon’s tooth fetched £19,000 (about $31,200) at auction in England Saturday.

The tooth had been in the family of Lennon’s former housekeeper. Lennon gave it to Dot Jarlett to dispose of sometime between 1964 and 1968, but then he suggested she keep the tooth to give to her daughter, who was a big Beatles fan.

★ ‘Family Circus’ creator Bil Keane dies at 89

Bil Keane’s “Family Circus” comics entertained readers with a simple but sublime mix of humor and traditional family values for more than a half century. The appeal endured, the author thought, because the American public needed the consistency.

Keane, who started drawing the one-panel cartoon featuring Billy, Jeffy, Dolly, P.J. and their parents in February 1960, died Tuesday at age 89 at his longtime home in Paradise Valley, near Phoenix. His comic strip is featured in nearly 1,500 newspapers across the country.

★ Jerry Sandusky Ice Cream Out Soon at Penn State?

The Penn State Creamery is renowned for its ice cream. It makes about 100 different flavors, some of which are named after famous Penn Staters.

One of those flavors – the Sandusky Blitz – was named in honor of disgraced former Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky, who is facing felony charges for allegedly sexually abusing young boys. While it reportedly has not been served for several years, it was still listed on the creamery’s website on Sunday and described as a banana flavored ice cream with chocolate covered peanuts and a caramel swirl.

It has since been pulled down from the site.

While it sounds delicious, who would take their kids out for ice cream and buy a flavor named after an alleged child molester?

Too creepy.

★ Met police using surveillance system to monitor mobile phones

Britain’s largest police force is operating covert surveillance technology that can masquerade as a mobile phone network, transmitting a signal that allows authorities to shut off phones remotely, intercept communications and gather data about thousands of users in a targeted area.

★ A Different Kind of Secret Code

Researchers have invented a new form of secret messaging using bacteria that make glowing proteins only under certain conditions. In addition to being useful to spies, the new technique could also allow companies to encode secret identifiers into crops, seeds, or other living commodities.

★ The Rise of Crime-Sourcing

Crowdsourcing began as a legitimate tool to leverage the wisdom of the crowds to solve complex business and scientific challenges. Unfortunately, these very same techniques are increasingly being adopted by the criminal underground for nefarious purposes.

★ Police arrest man for child pornography after tipoff from burglars

But the young people who stole the CDs were in for a surprise. When they began putting the discs into their computer, they discovered that some of them contained pornographic images of children, the statement said.

Despite having obtained the CDs under decidedly shady circumstances, the pair decided to report Stockard to the police.

A search warrant was served and three more computers and three laptops were taken from Stockard’s home, along with several external hard drives. Police said there were thousands of pictures and movies on the CDs — more than 30 of the 50 discs had child pornography on them.

Investigators said Stockard has been downloading indecent images of children since 2004. He has admitted possessing the pornography on the CDs but has refused to say whether there is pornography on the computers, they said. Stockard was booked for possession of child pornography and posted $25,000 bail.

The two burglar suspects who reported Stockard have not been arrested.

★ Texas county police buys drone that can carry weapons

The ShadowHawk from Vanguard Defense Industries is a pilot-less helicopter remotely controlled by an operator using a game console-like, laptop size device. The drone was purchased with a $300,000 grant from DHS.

The Montgomery police says it will be used in chases of escaping criminals and tracking drug shipments.

Michael Buscher, chief executive officer of manufacturer Vanguard Defense Industries, told the Examiner that Montgomery County is the first local law enforcement agency to buy one of his units.

He said they are designed to carry weapons for local law enforcement. “The aircraft has the capability to have a number of different systems on board. Mostly, for law enforcement, we focus on what we call less lethal systems,” he said, including Tazers that can send a jolt to a criminal on the ground or a gun that fires bean bags known as a “stun baton.”

★ 24 year old student lights match: Europe versus Facebook

Max is a 24 year old law student from Vienna with a flair for the interview and plenty of smarts about both technology and legal issues. In Europe there is a requirement that entities with data about individuals make it available to them if they request it. That’s how Max ended up with a personalized CD from Facebook that he printed out on a stack of paper more than a thousand pages thick (see image below). Analysing it, he came to the conclusion that Facebook is engineered to break many of the requirements of European data protection. He argues that the record Facebook provided him finds them to be in flagrante delicto.

★ Rave kills dolphin

A DOLPHIN died after marine park bosses allowed a deafening rave yards from its pool.

Wildlife experts warned the banging techno at the two-day dance event would lead to stress among the ten dolphins. Animal activists even turned up to protest at Connyland marine park in Lipperswil, Switzerland.

Shadow, an eight-year-old dolphin, appeared very distressed and disoriented after the event, and was later found dead.

An activist said: “The sound levels dolphins heard were comparable to a pneumatic drill.” Connyland bosses denied any wrongdoing.

★ Lush Workers Cut Wallets From the Pockets of Drunk Train Riders

In the world of crime statistics, there is a certain subsection of victim on the city subways: a reveler who, overserved during a night on the town, nods off on a train. He wakes with a flapping, precision-cut hole in his trousers and cool, thin air where his wallet used to be.

This victim shakes his head in self-disgust, joining the besotted ranks to fall prey to a brand of criminal as old and established below the streets as a twisted root.

The police, long ago, coined a name for this criminal. The lush worker.

★ ‘Urine power’ tests at UWE in Bristol are successful

‘Regulating the flow’

The bacteria anaerobically (without oxygen) respire just like any other living organism, and this process gives off electrons.

Those electrons are then passed through an electrode and a measure of electricity is generated.

Bacteria feed on the urine, which they effectively use as a fuel to continue to breathe and give off electrons.

“Urine is chemically rich in substances favourable to the MFCs,” said Dr Ieropoulos.

“Through this study… we were able to show that by miniaturisation and multiplication of the number of MFCs into a stack and regulating the flow of urine, it may be possible to look at scales of use that have the potential to produce useful levels of power, for example in a domestic or small village setting.”

★ Josie From Josie And The Pussycats Is Possessed By The Devil

In the last Occult post, I showed you a story in Archie comics that seemed a bit heavy handed with the occult. Well, that was nothing, folks. In this one, Josie becomes possessed by an evil spirit… and it is disturbing as shit.

I know Archie comics became “born again” at some point in their history, but this ain’t it – the rest of the issue is completely “normal”. The Josie issues before and after this issue were free from overt religious messages…. so, I don’t know what the f–k is going on here.

I’m no expert in Archie comics (I have, however, been reading them for four decades), so I’m hoping someone more knowledgeable than I can fill me in.

Perhaps Archie comics were slipping in “born again Christian” story lines as early as ’73, but I seem to remember this happening much later (like the early eighties). Or, perhaps, the authors had just seen The Exorcist and let their enthusiasm run away with them.

★ Is an abortion based sexual fetish immoral?

One of my friends is sexually submissive and recently she encountered a man online who is to be her sexual dominant. The two of them have come to the conclusion that they are soulmates and one of the ideas that they particularly agree on is that he should be able to impregnate her and then abort the baby. He is a doctor so he would do it himself. My question is, she says that because abortion is legal… this isnt immoral. But I feel that it is premeditated murder. I mean, I am pro-choice: accidents, rape – there are lots of reasons to abort. But she is PLANNING to get pregnant for the sole reason to kill the child. And not just once… they want to do this thing over and over again. He says, “I will let you keep the baby just long enough to let you get attached to it and then I will take it from you.” UGH. Am I the only one that thinks this is INSANE?! I mean, sure abortion is legal.. but premeditated PLANNED abortion?!? How in the world can I express to her how wrong this is? Help!!

★ Ultrasound of patient’s testicles reveals startling image of a man in agony

Doctors at a Canadian hospital found a shocking image staring right back at them as they were scanning the testicles of a 45-year-old paraplegic man. The image of one of the testicles, shown above, looks like a man’s face grimaced in agony.

“It was very ghoulish, like a man screaming in pain,” Dr. Naji Touma of Queen’s University in Kingston, Ontario told The Toronto Star. “His mouth was open and it looked like one eye was gouged out.”

★ Apple Vice President of Global Security John Theriault departs company following lost iPhone 4S investigation

In July, an Apple employee was reported to have lost a prototype version of the later to be announced iPhone 4S with Siri, an improved camera, and the dual-core A5 processor. Following the loss of the prototype device, Apple apparently also visited the home of the device’s purported finder and offered him cash for the return of the phone. Apple security officials reportedly posed as police officers in their search of this prototype iPhone, and the San Francisco Police Department have been said to be investigating the situation.

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Labiaplasty (Video) NSFW

Yikes! The Donner Cut

Judge William Adams beats daughter for using the internet [Video]

2004: Aransas County Court-At-Law Judge William Adams took a belt to his own teenage daughter as punishment for using the internet to acquire music and games that were unavailable for legal purchase at the time. She has had ataxic cerebral palsy from birth that led her to a passion for technology, which was strictly forbidden by her father’s backwards views. The judge’s wife was emotionally abused herself and was severely manipulated into assisting the beating and should not be blamed for any content in this video. The judge’s wife has since left the marriage due to the abuse, which continues to this day, and has sincerely apologized and repented for her part and for allowing such a thing, long before this video was even revealed to exist.

★ In dangerous new development, TEPCO detects nuclear fission occurring in destroyed reactors at Fukushima Daiichi – Bellona

Tokyo Electric Power Co (TEPCO) detected signs of a nuclear chain reaction at its crippled Fukushima Daiichi power plant, raising the risk of increased radiation emissions as trace amounts of radioactive Xenon gas isotopes were discovered at the wrecked plant’s reactor No 2, officials said.

★ DMX — Mopping Up Messes at Waffle House

The rapper adds, “The minute you get too big to mop a floor or wipe a counter, that’s the exact minute you have life f**ked up.”

STOP. MOP.

★ Steven Tyler Says He Wasn’t Drunk Or High When He Fell In Shower

Aerosmith front man Steven Tyler said that the Paraguay shower fall that knocked his teeth out and cut his face was caused by food poisoning not a drug relapse, in a TV interview Thursday.

The veteran rocker, who has spoken openly about his drug and alcohol problems in the past, told NBC’s “Today” show that he blacked out in an Asuncion hotel shower because he was suffering “Montezuma’s revenge” not because he had fallen off the wagon.

“Quite frankly I just passed out,” he said during a phone interview from Buenos Aires. “I was on the shower and I got nauseous and I started to get sick and I fell on my face, passed out, and woke up with the water running over me wondering where the hell I was.”

★ Man claims prostitute turned into a donkey

A MAN caught having sex with a donkey told a court the beast was actually a prostitute who turned into an animal overnight.
Thanks Cat

★ Cheat Sheet: What’s Happened to the Big Players in the Financial Crisis

Widespread demonstrations in support of Occupy Wall Street have put the financial crisis back into the national spotlight lately.

So here’s a quick refresher on what’s happened to some of the main players, whose behavior, whether merely reckless or downright deliberate, helped cause or worsen the meltdown. This list isn’t exhaustive — feel welcome to add to it.

★ Wiki – 1993

★ Copper Traded For Crack

Some enterprising drug dealers are helping copper thieves cut out the middleman. They’re accepting copper pipe as legal tender in exchange for crack cocaine.

“Whether it’s a copper aluminum coil or insulation, it can be sold at night to bootleggers who are open from 9 o’clock at night to 3 in the morning,” scrapyard owner Van Kono told Local 10 in Miami, Florida.

 

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Barack Obama Dyes

  • Within hours of the comment’s appearance, Zuckerberg’s fan page disappeared completely from the Facebook network. (Another page, not updated since December, is still online.)The security breach has some Facebook users wondering how well their personal info is being safeguarded, if even the company’s billionaire boss can’t keep his account protected.

    In a status update Tuesday, someone writing under Zuckerberg’s name declared: “Let the hacking begin: If Facebook needs money, instead of going to the banks, why doesn’t Facebook let its users invest in Facebook in a social way? Why not transform Facebook into a ‘social business’ the way Nobel Price winner Muhammad Yunus described it [sic]?”

  • Despite the yuck factor, wearing raw denim jeans for 15 months straight without washing them doesn’t pose any health risks for healthy people, according to a student-professor team that tested a pair of those jeans at the University of Alberta.
  • In the six months since it launched Exotic Taco Wednesdays, Boca Tacos y Tequila has served up python, alligator, elk, kangaroo and rattlesnake.Frog legs, turtle, duck and Rocky Mountain oysters have also made appearances.

    “We’ve done just about anything we can get our hands on,” said owner Bryan Mazon. “Every Wednesday we do something a little bit different.”

    Last week he announced on Boca’s Facebook page that the UA-area taco shop was accepting prepaid orders for African lion, to be served on Feb. 16. Orders must be placed by 3 p.m. Feb. 7.

    “I’ve gotten a lot of questions, like if it’s legal,” said Mazon, adding that a few lion tacos have been reserved so far. “We’re still a month out, too.”

    According to the Food and Drug Administration, lion and other game meat can be sold as long as the species isn’t endangered.

  • According to Mel Smith—friend of George Lucas and director of Radioland Murders—the creator of Star Wars is “buying up the film rights to dead actors.” He says that Lucas plans to resurrect them in future movies using 3D technology: George has been buying up the film rights to dead actors in the hope of using computer trickery to put them all together, so you’d have Orson Welles and Barbara Stanwyck alongside today’s stars.

  • The fish swimming through waterways around big cities could be subjected to doses of humans’ “happy hormone,” a new study suggests.Significant quantities of anti-depressants are finding their way into the water around Montreal and affecting the fishes’ tissue and brain activity, says Dr. Sebastien Sauve, the study’s lead researcher.

  • Organisms with albino mutations are pretty weird in general, but albino plants are extra weird.Ultra-rare albino redwood trees completely lack the green pigment chlorophyll, which they need to live (by photosynthesizing nutrients from light). These plants are literally vampires. They are pale (everwhite instead of evergreen), and they survive by sucking the life from other trees.

  • BOULDER, Colo. — An artistic whodunnit that involves 500-pound sculptures appearing overnight and cryptic drawings delivered by mail is delighting this university town.The mystery began last month when Donna Coughlin glanced out the window in the wee hours and thought, “What is that?”

    It was a 15-foot-tall sculpture and had been silently placed on her front lawn. The artwork consists of a steel-reinforced post set in a concrete base. At the top is a collage of rusty chains and metal objects, a padlock, a socket wrench and a solar light that illuminates it after dark.

    “Detectives can’t figure out how they got the darn thing in there without leaving any drag marks behind,” Boulder Police Cmdr. Kim Stewart told the Daily Camera newspaper.

  • The Comics Code Authority was established in 1954 in response to a public outcry over violence in comics, including Congressional hearings about the bad influence the industry had on American kids. After the creation of the CCA “seal,” major outlets wouldn’t carry a comic unless it had the Code on the front.The seal became the standard in the comics publishing industry for decades. But that changed in 2001, when Marvel Comics stopped using the CCA and implemented its own ratings system in response to one of its comics being denied approval.

    But Pellerito said Archie’s decision has nothing to do with content, and there will be no editorial change when the code leaves the front of the Archie books.

    “The code never affected us editorially the way I think it did other companies,” he said. “You know, we aren’t about to start stuffing bodies into refrigerators or anything. We have to answer to Archie fans.”

  • Scientists discover chlorophyll-producing sea slug that can carry out photosynthesis using genes swiped from plants.
  • The House Republicans’ first major technology initiative is about to be unveiled: a push to force Internet companies to keep track of what their users are doing.A House panel chaired by Rep. F. James Sensenbrenner of Wisconsin is scheduled to hold a hearing tomorrow morning to discuss forcing Internet providers, and perhaps Web companies as well, to store records of their users’ activities for later review by police.

  • A New Zealand woman was temporarily partially paralyzed by a hickey on her neck from her amorous partner, AFP reported Friday.The 44-year-old woman went to the emergency department of Middlemore Hospital in Auckland last year after experiencing loss of movement in her left arm while watching television, doctors reported in the New Zealand Medical Journal.

    Doctors concluded the woman had suffered a mild stroke but were puzzled about its cause until they found a small vertical bruise on her neck near a major artery, a hickey, she received a few days earlier.

    “Because it was a love bite there would be a lot of suction,” one of the doctors who treated her, Teddy Wu, told the Christchurch Press.

  • An Argentine woman survived after jumping from the 23rd floor of a downtown Buenos Aires hotel on Monday, landing on a taxi moments after the driver dashed to safety, the state news agency reported.The 33-year-old woman was in the intensive care ward of a Buenos Aires hospital after the suicide attempt, the Telam agency said.

    Taxi driver Miguel Cajal said he got out of his parked taxi and ran for safety when he saw a policeman looking up at the woman, who was on an upper floor of the Panamericano hotel.

    “If I hadn’t got out, I’d be dead,” Cajal, 39, told local television, which showed pictures of his mangled vehicle, its windshield and roof crushed by the impact of the woman’s fall.

  • Here are links to PDFs of various Manuals, General Orders, and Protocols of the Richmond Police Department. You can check them out for a better understanding of what the police are and are not supposed to be doing. This can help with fully understanding your rights, as well as when engaged in activities such as copwatching. It is important for citizens to know when cops are breaking their own rules so we can hold them accountable.
  • This morning, the House Judiciary Subcommittee on Crime, Terrorism and Homeland Security held a hearing on mandatory Internet data retention, once again reviving the debate over whether Congress should pass legislation to force ISPs and telecom providers to log information about how users communicate and use the Internet. The hearing, awash with rhetoric about targeting Internet crime and including an unexpected condemnation of EFF’s privacy advocacy, was purportedly an information- and fact-finding hearing to explore the issue of data retention and consider what Congress’ role should be. However, it’s already clear where the new House Judiciary Chairman, Representative Lamar Smith, stands on the issue: he introduced data retention legislation just last year and likely will do so again this year.
  • Security vendor Imperva today blogged about a hacker who claims to have access to and control over several top dot-gov, dot-mil and dot-edu Web sites. I’ve seen some of the back-end evidence of his hacks, so it doesn’t seem like he’s making this up. Perhaps out of deference to the federal government, the Imperva folks blocked out the best part of that screen shot — the actual names of the Web site domains that this hacker is selling. For example, the hacker is advertising full control and root access to cecom.army.mil, a site whose stated purpose is “to develop, acquire, provide and sustain world-class…systems and Battle Command capabilities for the joint warfighter.” It can be yours, for just $499 (sorry, no credit cards accepted; only the virtual currency Liberty Reserve).
  • I received a letter that ends, as far as I am concerned, the discussion about 3D. It doesn’t work with our brains and it never will.The notion that we are asked to pay a premium to witness an inferior and inherently brain-confusing image is outrageous. The case is closed.

  • To save a busy housewife from frequent annoyance by unwelcome callers, a doorbell that works only upon the insertion of a dime is soon to be marketed. The coin slides into an inside receptacle, where it closes an electric contact that permits the bell to be rung. If the caller proves to be a friend, the dime is returned as the guest enters; if the visitor is a stranger or one to whom entrance is refused, the money is retained. Dimes kept by the device provide a fund for charities.
  • Drew Friedman sees the freaks in all of us. Arguably the world’s greatest living caricaturist, his painstakingly-rendered, sweat-beaded, liver-spotted, and uncanny portraits have appeared in RAW, Esquire, The New Yorker, MAD, Entertainment Weekly, and The New York Observer.
  • In a far flung corner of northern Afghanistan, Aziza reaches into the dark wooden cupboard, rummages around, and pulls out a small lump of something wrapped in plastic.She unwraps it, breaking off a small chunk as if it were chocolate, and feeds it to four-year-old son, Omaidullah. It’s his breakfast — a lump of pure opium.

    “If I don’t give him opium he doesn’t sleep,” she says. “And he doesn’t let me work.”

  • In February, 2009, the US Department of Justice announced that it would no longer raid medical marijuana dispensaries that abided by state laws, sparking a boom in quasi-legal cannabis investments that I detail today in “Joint Ventures” (my feature from the January/February print magazine that’s now online). Even so, the fast-growing grey-market in ganja could be about to get pruned. The Internal Revenue Service is reportedly auditing some of California’s largest and most reputable medical pot dispensaries, examining their compliance with an obscure section of tax law aimed at drug dealers. Dispensary owners say that the provision, if strictly applied, could effectively snuff out the nation’s burgeoning medical marijuana industry.
  • Imagine being attacked by one of your own hands, which repeatedly tries to slap and punch you. Or you go into a shop and when you try to turn right, one of your legs decides it wants to go left, leaving you walking round in circles.Last summer I met 55-year-old Karen Byrne in New Jersey, who suffers from Alien Hand Syndrome.

    Her left hand, and occasionally her left leg, behaves as if it were under the control of an alien intelligence.

  • The mad scientists at Volkswagen have wheeled out a bullet-shaped diesel-electric plug-in hybrid that gets a stunning 261 mpg. VW claims it is the most fuel-efficient hybrid ever, and it shows what’s possible when you let your engineers run wild.
  • So this is why all of my vegetarian friends swear by Taco Bell. That beef they’re selling? It’s mostly not beef.That’s according to an Alabama law firm, which, on behalf of a California woman, is suing the chain for false advertising of products that contain “seasoned ground beef” or “seasoned beef.” After having the Taco Bell “meat mixture” tested, lawyers claim it contains less than 35 percent meat

  • Science has show that for every Eminem, there are approximately 598,467 white people that try to rap but can’t. This is devoted to bringing you the best of the worst.
  • Zaire Paige, 24, was hit with 107 years to life for killing Lethania Garcia and wounding four others in a brazen October 2008 Fort Greene shootout.But before getting the maximum possible sentence, Paige tried to get one last dig in at the judge, Vincent Del Giudice, telling him, “With all due respect and from the bottom of my heart, suck my d—.”

    Without missing a beat, Del Diudice fired off a comeback and then tough justice.

    “I respectfully decline your offer,” the judge dead-panned. “You are a danger to all civilized members of society.”

  • Dissatisfied when Las Vegas Exclusive Personals didn’t arrange for a refund, Blackman said he contacted Metro Police and was told he faced arrest for such conduct and was advised to contact the Better Business Bureau.Instead, after returning home he filed suit in federal court in New York, charging “An escort did an illegal sexual act on me during her paid service to me” and “I almost had gotten arrested.”

    Blackman said he now needs medical treatment for a mental condition related to the incident.

    In the suit, which he filed without an attorney, Blackman said: “I would like the court to close the business. I also would like to get my $275 payment back and a $1.8 million verdict for the tragic event that happened.”

  • Lahti’s husband, Josh Lahti, broadcast his motives when he was contacted by a reporter last week. “That’s awesome!” Josh Lahti crowed to The Associated Press. “I won’t have to pay child support.”
  • More radical regime draconian powers that Obama gives to himself as he declares detention for “pre-future” crimes that have not been committed. Obama wants to permanantly hold American citizens without trial and gave himself the power to do so. Now, the powers -to-be behind the scenes of the New World Order can read your mind and predict the future. Americas new Regime change. The change we can believe in?
  • The former undercover policeman claims that sexual relationships with activists were sanctioned for both men and women officers infiltrating anarchist, leftwing and environmental groups.Sex was a tool to help officers blend in, the officer claimed, and was widely used as a technique to glean intelligence. His comments contradict claims last week from the Association of Chief Police Officers that operatives were absolutely forbidden to sleep with activists.

  • In National Crystal Meth Hallucination League action, Rob Langer goes 20 rounds in a marathon 2-day match up against an army of fire-breathing snakes.
  • Photos of President Obama released this week are prompting a feverish round of “does he or doesn’t he” speculation about whether our commander in chief dyed his hair.The visit of Chinese President Hu Jintao has provided the nation’s pundits and politicians with plenty of serious talking points. From the potential threat posed by China’s increasingly sophisticated military to the impact that Beijing’s monetary policies have on the U.S. economy, there is no shortage of weighty issues. So it may be no surprise that, after Wednesday’s White House dinner for Hu, the question spiking interest on the Web is about … Obama’s hair.

    Recent before-and-after photos published by outlets including England’s Daily Mail online, Gawker and a number of print tabloids apparently illustrate a recent pronounced darkening of the president’s coif.

  • The Pig Farmer is a short animated cartoon by Nick Cross. A simple tale of a wayward soul, awash in an ocean of tragedy and regret.
    Thanks Billoney
  • He says, “This is my new image…You can expect the unexpected. I feel comfortable with black people lightening their skin. They want a different look. It’s tantamount to white people getting a sun tan.”Um, is it really “tantamount”, Vybz? Or is it….crazyface.
    Since Vybz also launched his own brand of soap which he credits with this reverse-suntan…I’m leaning towards the latter.

  • You will notice this is a commercial for Air Force Medevac division but watch for yourself as to what this video contains and ask yourself a couple questions. Why does it depict what appears to be an American city completely in ruins with people on a bridge that is collapsing which looks eerily similar to scenes of the film 2012? The people on the bridge are hurt and airlifted out right before the bridge collapses which would indicate a sudden and catastrophic event such as a nuclear strike, asteroid impact or perhaps a giant 10.0 earthquake. Why is this imagery used in such a way?Secondly, the end theme as always is “It’s not science fiction, it’s what we do every day”. Ok, well why when the plane fly’s away at the end are we treated to a scene straight out of transformers and CGI, I have never seen an Air Force plane capable of such transformation, so how is it NOT science fiction?

  • “I’ve always been in favor of distracted driving being regulated, based on the common sense that anyone guiding around a 3,000-pound weapon should have full attention focused while behind the wheel. But attempting to leash walkers and joggers is ridiculous and creepily intrusive,” the Standard Examiner’s Mark Shenefelt wrote in a blog post. “Clumsy or air-headed pedestrians are a danger mostly to themselves, unlike drivers of speeding autos. It’s laughable that strapped local governments anywhere would see any sanity in having their police officers spend time looking to bust scofflaw gadget pedestrians.”

  • Produced by parsing Wikipedia pages for links in the same sentence as “influence” and “inspire”, and recursing over those containing “metal” and “genre” or “band”. Start point is “Death Metal”. Edges are undirected as yet, due to the difficulty of parsing variants on “influences” and “influenced by” etc, but indicate that one node is at least related to another.
  • Players in Beautiful Escape take on the role of Verge, a lonely 20-something sadist who’s hopelessly in love with an indifferent boy called Daily. Both Verge and Daily are “Dungeoneers”–an online group whose members have strong feelings about the fine art of building a dungeon, imprisoning people inside it, and then filming their attempted escape through a gauntlet of razorblades, blowtorches, fake doors, and rape traps. They then upload their films to the Dungeoneers site.

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Trees Older Than Jesus

  • What do Johnny Cash, nazis, jive-talking pimps, and blimps have in common? Not much, but they made great fodder for christian comic books back in the ’70s. Below are four complete, great/awful Spire comic books in PDF format, download away, sinners.
  • I still distinctly remember the weird and creepy sensation that came over me as I read the coverless Archie comic I found in the box. It featured all the familiar characters, going through their typical trials and tribulations at Riverdale High, and the artwork was the same as usual. Yet, as I read it, I felt as if it had been made in outer space. Something was off. Something seemed completely wrong. After finishing its twenty-eight pages, I had a feeling similar to that of being molested. Since it had no cover, it would not be until a few years later that I would discover exactly what it was that I had read. It was called Archie’s Something Else! written and drawn by an experienced Archie comics staffer named Al Hartley in 1975. It was over the top right wing, pro-Christian propaganda, cleverly disguised as a run-of-the-mill Archie comic.
  • One is 4,800-years-old!
  • Police said the woman’s companion, an off-duty Baltimore police officer, got into an argument and physical confrontation with Brown after they left the club Eden’s Lounge. His sister said there was no fight, and that her brother apologized and tried to walk away. What happened next is not in dispute — the officer pulled out his department issued Glock handgun and fired at the unarmed Brown 13 times from just a few feet away.
  • The Drew Street gang was for years one of the most dangerous street gangs in northeast L.A. Hooded gang members lurked behind parked cars and on apartment balconies. At night, tires squealed and gunshots echoed while neighbors huddled in their homes. In response to the nightly terror the City renamed the streets where the gang congregated Gay Street and Pansy Square. Overnight, after the name change, the gang no longer congregated there and crime decreased.
  • Coming in rectally — via one person — were a green cigarette lighter, cigarette rolling papers, a golf-ball size baggie of tobacco, a bottle of tattoo ink, eight tattoo needles, a one-inch-long smoking pipe and a small baggie of suspected marijuana, said Sgt. John Kruse, a Wenatchee Police Department spokesman. “We were all wondering, ‘How do you put all that up there?’ ” Kruse said. “The tobacco was pretty impressive; it was a good ounce.”
  • ☛ Montel Williams Smokes Pot at Conference
  • ☛ Catnip Cat Dildo
  • ☛ Justin Bieber Tells TV Staffer to Not ‘Fucking Touch Me’
  • Leck mich im Arsch (literally “Lick me in the arse”) is a canon in B-flat major composed by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
    Thanks Vince Wilt
  • As BP makes its latest attempt to plug its gushing oil well, news photographers are complaining that their efforts to document the slow-motion disaster in the Gulf of Mexico are being thwarted by local and federal officials–working with BP–who are blocking access to the sites where the effects of the spill are most visible. More than a month into the disaster, a host of anecdotal evidence is emerging from reporters, photographers, and TV crews in which BP and Coast Guard officials explicitly target members of the media, restricting and denying them access to oil-covered beaches, staging areas for clean-up efforts, and even flyovers.
  • That’s why when Israeli security forces kill more than 3,000 civilians in Gaza since 2001 and Palestinian rockets fired from Gaza kill 27 Israelis over the same time period, people can argue with a straight face that Israel’s self-defense needs require it to impose a crushing blockade on Gaza that has forced 10 percent of the population into chronic malnutrition.

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Dwarf rushed to hospital after gluing his penis to a hoover
Tac Bac – Tactical Canned Bacon
Pirate television
Start Your Own Local Area (TV) Network
Lucky Seven Pirate TV Station article – Ocala Star Banner – April 20, 1978
Great Pacific Garbage Patch is Worse Than We Thought
New blood thirsty cult confirmed in Uganda
Police are investigating a religious cult of predominantly wealthy people linked to human sacrifice in the country.
Washington’s double standard: The elections in Iran and Afghanistan
Despite the increasing evidence of systematic and massive vote fraud, the Obama administration and the American media are still seeking to sustain the pretense that Afghanistan’s August 20 presidential election was a basically democratic affair.
Why Jack Kirby Will Always Be The King of Comics
THE MOST NOTORIOUS COUNTERFEITER
The Straight Dope: Is it true what they say about gerbils?
What I’d like to know is, what are the mechanics and philosophy of gerbil stuffing? How are the gerbils inserted and retrieved? Don’t they bite and scratch? Why not hamsters or snakes? Is this a common practice?
Rectal Foreign Bodies
Richard Gere and the Gerbil
Gerbilling (sometimes known as gerbil stuffing) is the practice, always attributed to gay men, of inserting a live rodent into one’s rectum, or that of a partner, for erotic pleasure.
Celebrity Stomach Pump
Have you ever heard the legend about Rod Stewart passing out on stage? He was subsequently taken to the hospital and had his stomach pumped. From within his stomach, they allegedly siphened many ounces of fresh semen, enough to fill a pint glass. A mug of cum!
Is Ciara a Man? – Ciara’s Secret Sex-Change Operation
Jamie Lee Curtis, Hermaphrodite – An Urban Legend
It bears pointing out that Ms. Curtis was neither the first nor the last female celebrity accused of gender ambiguity. Marlene Dietrich, Greta Garbo, and Mae West endured similar whisper campaigns during their respective heydays, according to Paul Young, author of L.A. Exposed: Strange Myths and Curious Legends in the City of Angels (St. Martin’s Press, 2002). So did ’80s disco star Grace Jones. One thing all of these famous performers have in common is a marked degree of androgyny — either in appearance, or behavior, or both — that sets them apart from other women. Curtis, who easily passes for “butch” when she dresses down for a role and has her hair cut short, has also been singled out for what film critic Bill Cosford once called her “androgynous appeal.”
Pretty And Fine: Chyna’s Penis – from 1 Night in Chyna
NSFW
Katy Perry grabs her strawberry boobs and brushes off Lady GaGa’s ‘willy’
“She knows what she’s doing. She put something in her knickers, a mini strap-on. Bless her if she does have a d*** but I am certain she doesn’t.”
Intersex Society of North America | A world free of shame, secrecy, and unwanted genital surgery
Jamie Lee Curtis Rumor
Actress Jamie Lee Curtis was born with both male and female sex organs.
Whether it’s Chappaquiddick or Chapaquitic, Internet users search for info on famed Kennedy scandal
“…Online users seemed less interested in the breadth of Kennedy’s innumerable accomplishments over a 47-year career in the Senate — and more interested in the 40-year-old scandal.”
Hypnotist fined for stealing a kiss on a date
The woman was eventually persuaded, and the hypnotist chanted: “Black hole! You will plunge deeper into a trance. You will feel thrilled all over your body and if my hand touches your body, you will feel intense pleasure.”
Lady Gaga, The Illuminati Puppet
Vault above Marilyn Monroe sells for $4.6m
How to Write a Facebook Virus
Frustrated Russian throws cup at Mona Lisa
Parents Have Public Brawl Over Which Gang Their Toddler Should Join
Manzanares and his teen-mother girlfriend were members of different gangs in Commerce City. Manzanares is purportedly a member of the “West Side Ballers” while his video store clerk girlfriend apparently had affiliations with the local Crips gang.
The Manson Family Today
Free Manson ‘family’ members haunted by horror
H.R. 6068 [110th]: Don’t Let the Bed Bugs Bite Act of 2008
Polyamory: The Next Sexual Revolution?
Polyamory—relationships with multiple, mutually consenting partners—has a coming-out party.
Psychological projection
Are Facebook, MySpace and Twitter eroding attention spans? One researcher says yes
“My fear is that these technologies are infantilizing the brain into the state of small children who are attracted by buzzing noises and bright lights, who have a small attention span and live for the moment.”
Biologists napping while work militarized
As researchers discover more agents that alter mental states, the Chemical Weapons Convention needs modification to help ensure that the life sciences are not used for hostile purposes, says Malcolm Dando.
Angry faces attract our attention when other faces do not
Rorschach test
C.I.A. Records: Guidelines for Interrogators
The Desert Tigers (1977)
John Cazale
(pronounced kah-ZALE, kah-ZAHL-ay in Italian) August 12, 1935 ‚Äì March 12, 1978, was an American actor in film and theatre, whose career included five widely acclaimed films including the first two “Godfather” movies. They were all nominated for “Best Picture” at the Academy Awards (the other three being Dog Day Afternoon, The Conversation and The Deer Hunter).
Attractive shop workers could ‘put off’ customers
Attractive staff at shops could potentially discourage female customers who may perceive them as “direct social threats”, according to a study.
50 Pictures Of Pothead Girls Enjoying Their Pot
Nazi UFOs
Moonmilk: Ryan McGinley
Maersk Alabama Captain “Coward” Richard Phillips Repeatedly Sodomized & Peed On by “Brave” Somali Pirates?
SODOMIZING, RAPING & URINATING ON SO-CALLED CAPTAIN PHILLIPS IS ONLY THE BEGINING OF WHAT HE DESERVE.
The End of Falling
NWOBHM!
The New Wave of British Heavy Metal re-energized heavy metal in the late ’70s and early ’80s. By the close of the ’70s, heavy metal had stagnated, with its biggest stars (Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath) either breaking away from the genre or sinking in their own indulgence, while many of its midlevel artists were simply undistinguished, churning out bluesy hard-rock riffs. The NWOBHM kicked out all of the blues, sped up the tempo, and toughened up the sound, leaving just a mean, tough, fast, hard metallic core. It didn’t make any attempts to win a wide audience — it was pure metal, made for metal fans. Perhaps that’s the reason why it’s at the foundation of all modern-day metal: true metalheads either listened to this, or to bands like Metallica, which were inspired by bands like Diamond Head.
Tower of Babel
Crown Fried Chicken . com
Do you consider yourself an honorary member of the “Crown Fried Chicken Family”? Do you want to loudly proclaim your allegiance to the Crown? If so, you are in luck! Customized @CrownFriedChicken.com email addresses are coming soon!
“Double Down” Sandwich Replaces Bread With Fried Chicken!
frontline: apocalypse!
Life Is Hot In Cracktown
Kaufman on Letterman (June 24th 1980)
Thanks Matt Quigley
Luckless Predator Only Attracted to Undercover Cops
There’s no evidence in the record that he ever succeeded in talking with a real underage girl.
Rise Above: Black Flag founder Greg Ginn and SST Records start fresh in Taylor, Texas
Mexico legalizes drug possession
Mexico decriminalized small amounts of marijuana, cocaine and heroin on Friday ‚Äî a move that prosecutors say makes sense even in the midst of the government’s grueling battle against drug traffickers.
The world’s first cocaine bar
The waiter arrives at the table, lowers the tray and places an empty black CD case in the middle of the table. Next to the CD case are two straws and two little black packets.
Train engineers traumatized by fatal collisions with pedestrians and motorists
Teen becomes first jailed in U.K. for cyberbullying
Locked up for facebook threat.
Human sex from the inside out
Sex as you’ve never seen it before: the first video of a couple getting it together in an MRI scanner
I was so desperate for a sex change i did it myself
“When I was taken to the Royal Gwent Hospital afterwards, the doctor told me I had actually done quite a good job!”
Fairy Tales, by The Brothers Grimm
Top 10 Gruesome Fairy Tale Origins
Sears Baby-Cooking Grill
The Sears web site briefly offered a “body part roaster” grill for cooking babies.
Foundphotos
“The Found Photos project started in 2004, while searching for mp3’s using a filesharing program. After downloading a folder of mp3’s, I came across a folder named ‘pictures’ inside of the album folder, and found a handful of digital camera photos. This made me wonder what else was out there, what people are publicly sharing – after a few quick keyword searches I came across thousands of them publicly shared.”
Lady Gaga Has a Penis? (PHOTOS)
– Jeans with eyes on the ass
Is LSD Good for You?
Drug addicts journey to vomit and vow at Thai temple
Serious Scientific Lessons from Direct Observation of Atoms through Clairvoyance
Occult Chemists
Remote Viewing : The CRV Manual
Deprogramming
6 Animals That Can Get You High
Most Money Carries a Trace of Cocaine
The researchers found that bills from Washington had the highest prevalence of cocaine, about 95 percent. Over all, $5, $10, $20 and $50 bills had more cocaine than $1 and $100 bills. They also tested currency from Brazil and China, finding cocaine in 80 percent of the Brazilian real bills and 20 percent of Chinese renminbi notes.
Fabricate Your Own DNA Evidence
DNA evidence has become the gold standard for criminal investigations, but researchers in Israel say that finding DNA at a crime scene may not be evidence of a crime, but rather the handiwork of a clever biology student.
Fiji Water: Spin the Bottle
Obama sips it. Paris Hilton loves it. Mary J. Blige won’t sing without it. How did a plastic water bottle, imported from a military dictatorship thousands of miles away, become the epitome of cool?
Cops Use Old Brink’s Truck to Shame Suspects
This industrial city, hard hit by the recession, has found a new, low-budget way to fight crime: Park an unmanned, former Brink’s truck bristling with video cameras in front of the dwellings of troublemakers.
Top Sweden newspaper says IDF kills Palestinians for their organs
A leading Swedish newspaper reported this week that Israeli soldiers are abducting Palestinians in order to steal their organs, a claim that prompted furious condemnation and accusations of anti-Semitic blood libel from a rival publication.
Lethal Beauty / The Allure: Beauty and an easy route to death have long made the Golden Gate Bridge a magnet for suicides
Map of suicide locations
The Road to Success
Granby Damage
Armed man in bulldozer goes on rampage in Colorado town
Granby Bulldozer Interior Slideshow: Inside The Killdozer
Rage
Destroyed in Seconds: Bulldozer Rampage : Video
The Wrath of the Killdozer
Heemeyer set to work on his new project almost immediately. The Komatsu D335A bulldozer that was meant to save his business was instead moved into the muffler shop, and Heemeyer began to make some modifications. He started by adding home-made composite armor–cement sandwiched between thick sheets of steel–to protect the cab, engine, and parts of the tracks. He installed front and rear cameras to feed images to monitors in the cab, and several gun ports were set around the control center. A stockpile of food and water was stored inside, as well as an air tank to help provide air circulation.
A Popped Locket – High Five? Live FINALE 07/10/09
Autotune Screamo conFusion. Thanks Billoney.
This is why you’re fat.
Terrorism in Bulverde – A True Story of Satellite Surveillance
Terrorism in Bulverde – A True Story of Satellite Surveillance
Freedom From Covert Harassment and Surveillance
Seeking Freedom and Justice worldwide
for those targeted with organized stalking
and electronic torture.
Drug trends: Find out where your kids could be hiding them
More graphic yet, she said teens are doing anal beer bongs and soaking tampons in vodka.
An Interpretation of Kubrick’s Eyes Wide Shut
In Stanley Kubrick’s final film, Eyes Wide Shut, are numerous veiled allusions to the CIA’s MK-ULTRA mind control experiments and Monarch sex slave programming
Rigorous Intuition: Interview with Kathleen Sullivan (Part One)
This is the first part of my interview with Kathleen Sullivan, a recovering survivor of trauma-induced mind control.
Mind Justice
A human rights group working for the rights and protections of mental integrity and freedom from new technologies and weapons which target the mind and nervous system.
Mind Justice – Mind Control Symptoms List
Poetry by Ritual Abuse Survivors
Fla. Woman duped by middle-age man who pretended to be disabled
Janet Schulte believed the man when he told her by phone that his 40-something, disabled brother needed a caregiver who could bottle-feed him and change his diapers.
Arrest made in alleged sex for pills deal
A woman who was warned to stop having sexual contact with elderly men in exchange for prescription pills was jailed Wednesday when she agreed to take part in the same arrangement with an undercover officer posing as a senior citizen
Louisiana satanic ritual abuse child sex case revealed by confession
Settling in a chair, he matter-of-factly ticked off a list of offenses committed by himself and others in his flock: anal, oral and vaginal sex with children; sexual acts with a dog; wiping victims with cat blood.
Boy’s Poodle ‘Fried to Death’ at Ohio Dog Groomer
The dog was in the blow-dryer for almost an hour, much longer than the standard 10 to 15 minutes.
Michael Jackson had jab to curb sex urges for young boys
A doctor has revealed how he prescribed Michael Jackson a “chemical castration” drug to suppress his sexual urges towards under-age boys.
Barack Obama faces 30 death threats a day, stretching US Secret Service – Telegraph
Man Guilty Of Groping Minnie Mouse
60-Year-Old Touched Woman Inappropriately At Magic Kingdom
Religious and spiritual use of cannabis
REPUBLICAN OFFENDERS
A List of Republican felons and their indicted brethren 1998-2008
Afghanistan passes ‘barbaric’ law diminishing women’s rights
Afghanistan has quietly passed a law permitting Shia men to deny their wives food and sustenance if they refuse to obey their husbands’ sexual demands
Jailbait Gallery
NSFW
SWEET LEMONADE KID $LAPPED
“Three sourpuss Parks Department agents put the squeeze on a 10-year-old girl in Riverside Park yesterday, slapping the tyke with a $50 ticket for hawking lemonade without a permit.” Thanks Christina Empress
Journalist hunts for acid-spitting Mongolian death worm
Man Japan Final Battle
Japanese monster robot madness
With Tura Satana 2008
Star of ‘Faster Pussycat – Kill! Kill!’
Anti-Paparazzi Clutch Bag Fashion
Get Pole Dancing Accepted into the Olympics Petition
The world’s first sex doll for dogs
Easy TigeThe Pre-Stained Clothing Companyr Corp – The Pre-Stained Clothing Company
Underwear with skid marks in it already, what a great idea.
attack a car with roof luggage
Fucking CCTV stops randy tourists in Austria
“…But now officials say more adventurous couples are trying to film themselves having sex in front of the Fucking sign. As a result they have installed CCTV cameras pointing at all of the signs in the hope it will deter randy visitors.”
Manson Girls
Swimwear For The Aroused (Not Safe For Office)
Antidepressant use doubles in US
ANCIENT RUINS OF SOUTHERN AFRICA
In the heart of southern Africa lies the scattered evidence of a lost civilisation whose people built some 20,000 stone structures. These breathtaking ruins constitute the largest continuous stone settlement ever built on Earth as it stretches over thousands of kilometres from South Africa all the way to Kenya and beyond.
Obama an illegal alien from Mombasa, Kenya?
Grow a Pair, Obama – Larry Flint
“You need some gonads, Mr. President, and if you don‚Äôt have any, as Hillary would say, you‚Äôd better grow some.”
Baby born with two heads in Philippines
Tamiflu causes sickness and nightmares in children
More than half of children taking the swine flu drug Tamiflu experience side-effects such as nausea and nightmares, research suggests.
How is America going to end? The world’s leading futurologists have four theories.
Scientists study huge plastic patch in Pacific
Marine scientists from California are venturing this week to the middle of the North Pacific for a study of plastic debris accumulating across hundreds of miles (km) of open sea dubbed the “Great Pacific Garbage Patch.”
The Next Hacking Frontier: Your Brain?
Spermboarded
Detroit’s Feral Houses
“I’ve seen “feral” used to describe dogs, cats, even goats. But I have wondered if it couldn’t also be used to describe certain houses in Detroit. Abandoned houses are really no big deal here. Some estimate that there are as many as 10,000 abandoned structures at any given time, and that seems conservative. But for a few beautiful months during the summer, some of these houses become “feral” in every sense: they disappear behind ivy or the untended shrubs and trees planted generations ago to decorate their yards.”
Mind Control
To Start A Mind Control Cult
from Wildwood, N.J.
Highlights from the 1994 documentary. DIRTY JERZZZZZ!
a Period? Part One
Thanks Dennis Erik
New UK ID cards are supposed to be ‘unforgeable’ – but it took our expert 12 minutes to clone one, and programme it with false data
USA, take note.
600 Pound Inmate Hides Gun In Fat Layers
Houston police said George Vera, 25, was arrested Aug. 2 and taken to the city jail. He spent a day there before being transferred to the Harris County Jail. After being there for 14 hours, going through intake procedures, he was taken to the showers, the final step before going to his cell. There, Vera told police he had a 9mm handgun on him, along with 2 clips.
NYC Family Sues Over Funeral Home Horror
Bronx Business Accused Of Doing The Unspeakable After Man Has Holes In Head, Flies Buzzing On Body During Viewing. Blood Seepage, Sutures, Discoloration Visible To Those Paying Respects
Boise, Idaho Cops Into Ass and Balls Taser Torture.
“This exchange, especially the complainant‚Äôs response, strongly suggests that, at that moment anyway, the Taser was pressed between the Complainant‚Äôs buttocks and near his anal area,”
Family learned over Internet that son was killed
Abayte Ahmed and her husband learned of their son’s death in the most heinous fashion. A family acquaintance called and told them to click on an Internet site. There on the screen were photographs of their 20-year-old son — the boy with the movie-star looks — shot through the head thousands of miles away in Somalia.
Big Brother is Watchin’ – Sin bins for worst families in UK
The Children’s Secretary set out £400million plans to put 20,000 problem families under 24-hour CCTV super-vision in their own homes.
Seeking Delhi’s ‘phantom squirter’
“He then pointed at my right shoe on which sat, to my amazement, a small worm of brownish goo.”
Murderer Phil Spector left terrified after receiving ‘creepy’ prison note from notorious killer Charles Manson
Collabo!
Bush’s Shocking Biblical Prophecy Emerges: God Wants to “Erase” Mid-East Enemies “Before a New Age Begins”
The Blackwater Charges: What’s Being Alleged?
“Prince and or his company are variously accused of being motivated by an apocalyptic Christian worldview which glorified killing Muslims; of “encourag[ing] and reward[ing] the destruction of Iraqi life;” of illegally smuggling weapons into Iraq; of destroying incriminating evidence; of using child prostitutes; and even of murdering government informants.”
How We Became a Society of Gluttonous Junk Food Addicts
John Waters calls for Manson Family Release
After 34 years, Manson Family member Lynette ‘Squeaky’ Fromme to be released
‘Joker Obama’: Racism or reverse praise?
A TV ad campaign in Brazil urges folks to urinate in the shower to conserve water … and save the rain forests.
It’s good for athletes foot also.
attack takes Twitter offline
facebook also hit
Telephone Terrorist – Phone Prankster Revealed
A TSG investigation unmasks the leader of Pranknet and the miscreants behind a year-long wave of phone call criminality
The Great American Bubble Machine
“From tech stocks to high gas prices, Goldman Sachs has engineered every major market manipulation since the Great Depression – and they’re about to do it again”
More Church of Scientology defectors come forward with accounts of abuse
Autopsy
Teenager in nicotine gum overdose
Thanks Sebastian Demian
Jensen Beach man tells Martin County Sheriff’s detectives that his cat was downloading child pornography
Thanks Brendan Donnelly
Bible Lesson w/ Val Kilmer
Damn, you bloated!
Up & Get Down with Traci Lords: Advanced Jazzthetics
Thanks Jeff Rokose.
Eric Doeringer Artwork
Michael Hernandez de Luna Artist Stamps
de Luna has sent his artist stamps through the mail as postage. The cancelled letters are a testament to his skill in fooling postal workers.
Report’ by Bryan Boyce
Using footage from CNN and ABC news reports, Boyce possesses American news anchors with the spirits of old-time sci-fi who speak the virtues of electronic hypnosis and rule through fear. From 1999
How Amazon’s remote deletion of e-books from the Kindle paves the way for book-banning’s digital future
Dali on “The Name’s the Same”
KNOW YOUR MUSHROOMS
Your Brain Will Eventually Be Used Against You – Brain scan lie detection
‘Stoned wallabies make crop circles’
Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around “as high as a kite”
A Drug That Could Give You Perfect Visual Memory – Memory-enhancing drugs
The culture of death
“A photographer visits Mexico’s most notorious barrios, where death is the only truth in life.”
Worshipping Saint Death
Fiji freemasons held for sorcery
Canadian Privacy Commissioner Says Facebook Is Full Of Holes
“The organization and Commissioner‚Äôs main concern is that Facebook provides confusing or incomplete information about its privacy practices, like not giving users to opportunity to complete wipe out their accounts instead of merely deactivating them. Stoddart also criticizes Facebook‚Äôs policy of indefinitely keeping the personal information of people who have done just that. Another issue that gets raised in the report is the sharing of users‚Äô personal information with third-party developers creating Facebook apps, for which the report claims Facebook lacks adequate safeguards to restrict them from accessing private profile information.”
The Looming Facebook Privacy Fiasco
Foreign Policy: Jay-Z Schools Us In U.S. Hegemony
Spitzer: Federal Reserve is ‘a Ponzi scheme, an inside job’
Eats Own Child’s Brain
“A San Antonio woman is being held on $1 million bail in the killing of her 3¬Ω-week-old son yesterday. Police say he was dismembered, his face torn away and his brains ripped out. She had apparently eaten the brains, three toes and other body parts before stabbing herself.”
Organic food is no healthier, study finds
Marfa lights
Imaginary Friends – Television programs can fend off loneliness
“New psychological research suggests that loneliness can be alleviated by simply turning on your favorite TV show. In the same way that a snack can satiate hunger in lieu of a meal, it seems that watching favorite TV shows can provide the experience of belonging without a true interpersonal interaction.”
Police: SC man charged with having sex with horse
“But this wasn’t the first time Rodell Vereen has been charged with buggery. He pleaded guilty last year to having sex with the same horse after owner Barbara Kenley found him in the same stable and was sentenced to probation and placed on the state’s sex offender list.”
AC/DC Live 1991
Wally Wood’s 22 Panels That Always Work
Thanks Matt Quigley
vogueing
Unusual facial tattoo leads to robber’s arrest, cops say
Gathering Of The Juggalos Infomercial
Holy Shit.
Bagelheads
“Reminiscent of a medical experiment gone hideously wrong, you‚Äôd be forgiven for thinking they had a gross infection or disease. They look like alien abductees, fresh from invasive research by their interplanetary masters. But these are Japanese club kids, otherwise known as bagelheads, deliberately disfiguring themselves by experimenting with saline inflations.”
Les Lye, Canadian TV Comic from ”You Can’t Do That on Television”, Dies at 84
Barth’s Burgery – You Can’t Do That On Television
RIP
7 Garage Cover Versions of Love’s ‘7 And 7 Is’
Thanks Petey
Gross Offerings
Thanks BILLONEY
Taco Bell Chihuahua Dies
Boop, M.D.
The most bizarre Betty Boop cartoon of all time.
Everything I Know I Learned From Dungeons & Dragons
What Michael Jackson will look like at 40 from Ebony magazine 1985
Airworks Inflatables – Blowup Vagina
Michael J. Fox’s favorite restaurant
What a scream! Adrenaline junkie skates down 860 metre roller coaster… in just 60 seconds
An Iranian Perspective: What you need to know about Iran so that you can filter out the noise
Annual Beer Consumption by State Map
Artistic tendencies linked to ‘schizophrenia gene’
The ESPN Porn Scam
“But the Andrews video has also fueled the spread of highly toxic computer viruses, and quite probably financial thievery and terrorism, by hackers who know the real law of the Internet: The closer an Internet user is to a set of videotaped breasts, the more likely he (and 99% of those who fall into this trap are male) will be to click on whatever he’s told to.”
Rocks A Huge Knife
“Ever the entertainer, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has posted a Twitter video related to the state’s budget crisis in which he picks up an oversized knife and jokes about autographing state vehicles”
Huge blob of Arctic goo floats past Slope communities: Arctic Alaska
Pot law leaves cops high & dry
“All told, a staggering 83 percent of 415 tokers cited in Boston since the law took effect in January have refused to pony up the $100, a Herald review shows.”
Evangelist Tony Alamo “married” under-age girls as young as eight before forcing them into sex, a court has heard
Nazi Gnomes in Germany: Art or a Crime?
12% of e-mail users have actually tried to buy stuff from spam
Bangladesh crackdown on ‘kings of genies’
“Police in northern Bangladesh say they have arrested dozens of swindlers who conned people out of money by calling them on mobile phones and pretending to be genies with supernatural powers.”
Police claim dad ‘sold’ girl at McDonald’s
“A young father-of-eight will go before a jury accused of selling his 13-year-old daughter to customers at a McDonald’s restaurant for $40 cash. ”
Serbia’s Worst War Criminal Spent Decade Posing As New-Age Guru
“At the time of his arrest, Dragan Dabic was fast becoming a minor celebrity in Belgrade. He had his own column in a national magazine. He was a rising star in a Connecticut-based vitamin company. And he was collaborating with a well-known sexologist on a novel form of sperm-rejuvenation therapy.”
Gonzo Gastronomy: How the Food Industry Has Made Bacon a Weapon of Mass Destruction
“When in doubt, throw cheese and bacon on it.”…”By manipulating what he calls the “three points of the compass” — fat, sugar and salt — the food industry creates highly processed foods that can hook us like drugs. In various countries and regions, the levels of fat, sugar and salt are even calibrated to different “bliss points” to maximize the consumers’ pleasure.”
Gonzo Gastronomy: How the Food Industry Has Made Bacon a Weapon of Mass Destruction
“When in doubt, throw cheese and bacon on it.”…”By manipulating what he calls the “three points of the compass” — fat, sugar and salt — the food industry creates highly processed foods that can hook us like drugs. In various countries and regions, the levels of fat, sugar and salt are even calibrated to different “bliss points” to maximize the consumers’ pleasure.”
RFID Passports and Drivers Licenses are NOT Secure
“To protect against skimming and eavesdropping attacks, federal and state officials recommend that Americans keep their e-passports tightly shut and store their RFID-tagged passport cards and enhanced driver’s licenses in “radio-opaque” sleeves…By obliging Americans to use these sleeves, he says, the government has, in effect, shifted the burden of privacy protection to the citizen.”
Michael Jackson Pepsi Ad Footage Unearthed From 1984 Shoot
Flamin’ Jheri Curl Disaster
Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Rapes House
Modern Day Caveman Exists Without Money In Utah
Held Hostage Because of Wiener Poopie
Thanks Patrick Nybakken
Crystal Defanti Sex Tape Uncensored!
NSFW
Teacher Gives Sex Tape To 5th Graders On DVD
FrankenSperm
Scientists in Newcastle claim to have created human sperm in the laboratory in what they say is a world first.
Prankster strikes: Man trashes hotel room
Rash of pranks throughout U.S.
Rainbow Flag
Aneros
Gummy Bear Swallowing
HAM N CHEESE “NAH BITCH!”
“Only way I’ll eat that pussy is if there’s Arby’s inside.”
Cancelled WoW Account Meltdown Video
Thanks Patrick Nybakken
Never Satisfied: The Curse of Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
Preventing sexual injury
Persistent genital arousal disorder
“A Dutch study has connected PSAS with restless legs syndrome.”
Alyce A. Adams, RN is The Kegel Queen
Super Kegel Pelvic Exerciser
Didn’t they used to call this the ‘Thigh Master’?!
Awkward Family Photos
SEXY PEOPLE
Thanks Patrick Nybakken
3DCG: Gunslinger Lolis
Graffiti snails roaming London
Whole shell – top to bottom. You get dissed with salt.
Cryin’ Nazi
Thanks Cameron Hardesty
Jail for postman too stoned to deliver the mail
Cats are not as smart as their owners think
PETA Says No More Fly-Killing, Sends Obama a Humane Fly Catcher
Gimme a break!
Shaving the Mustaches of History
20 Kinds of Art Students
ROMANIAN DRIVER DANCING WHILE DRIVING
Baconian Evidence for Shakespeare Authorship
Thanks Gabe McDonough
BASIL WOLVERTON
Thanks Dante
Vintage Bubble Gum Machine Labels
McDonaldland was plagiarized from the old “H. R. Pufnstuf” kids’ TV show
“Imitation isn’t the sincerest form of flattery–it’s plagiarism.”
Squarehead: the 50’s Sponge Bob Squarepants
Thanks Billoney
Black, Jewish, Roller-Skating Cop Brings A New Way to Fight Crime to the Old South
Thanks Steadfast
House hit by frozen urine block
Homeland Security drone patrolling Northern New York
High-ranking defectors provide an unprecedented inside look at the Church of Scientology and its leader, David Miscavige.
Email patterns can predict impending doom
Deep Throat: FBI Tried To Stop Film
$1.92 million verdict against a Minnesota woman accused of sharing 24 songs over the Internet
Quarter of men in South Africa admit rape, survey finds
Wow.
Lancaster, Pa., keeps a close eye on itself
“Some 165 closed-circuit TV cameras soon will provide live, round-the-clock scrutiny of nearly every street, park and other public space used by the 55,000 residents and the town’s many tourists. That’s more outdoor cameras than are used by many major cities, including San Francisco and Boston”
“Fire David Letterman” rally outside the Ed Sullivan Theater
Letterman “rapes children with his mouth.”
Cocaine seized in dead sharks
Mayor sued over boys paid to play in briefs
The mayor of a sleepy town in Bataan province had been charged with prostitution and lewd show for allegedly paying some 40 teenage boys to play basketball while in their underwear
American Airlines Exposes Bush’s Big Lie: Flight 11 DID NOT FLY on 911!
TJX Hacker Was Awash in Cash; His Penniless Coder Faces Prison
Jail for French banker sex killer
Brossard said she shot him after he told her: “One million dollars is a lot of money to pay for a whore.”
Man Poses as Dead Mom to Collect Benefits
Sporting a wig, sunglasses, nail polish and old-fashioned garb, Parkin managed to collect more than $100,000 in Social Security benefits and rent subsidies.
Queens mom, grandma charged in child voodoo burning
Police say 6-year-old Frantzcia Saintil was set on fire by her own mother as part of a voodoo ritual. “During the performance of a Haitian voodoo practice known as ‘Loa,’ the child’s mother is alleged to have intentionally poured an accelerant over her young daughter’s body, causing her to be engulfed in flames,” Brown said.
‘Imelda’ Strikes Again: Thieving Fox Amasses 120 Shoes
Fox w. a shoe fetish!
Mayor Of Toledo Ohio bad mouths a kid.
“Come here fatso!” No one mentions that a black dwarf was involved!
Ohio Mayor Breaks Up Fight, Calls Teen ‘Fatso’
CIA seeks laid-off bankers in N.Y. recruitment drive
“Join CIA’s directorate of intelligence and be a part of our global mission as an economic or financial analyst. Make a difference in your career and for your nation,”
Weed, Booze, Cocaine and Other Old School “Medicine” Ads
Thanks Patrick Nybakken
FAQ of RU.ANTISEX
The Skoptsy
The Skoptsy (Russian: —Å–∫–æ–ø—Ü—ã, also transliterated as Skoptzy, Skoptzi, Skoptsi, Skopzi, Scoptsy and other spellings) were a secret sect of Christianity in imperial Russia. The Skoptsy are best known for practicing castration of men and the mastectomy of women in accordance with their teachings against sexual lust.
Fight Lookism
Lookism is a form of discrimination of individuals, which is based on their outward appearance.
Sexting Is Stupid
Sexting Headlines – The Institute for Responsible Online and CellPhone Communication
Bowie – 1980 Floor Show outtakes – Clip 1
“I got sober instantly watching this. This is a great anti-drug commercial. The first 15 seconds of audio sounds like an outtake from Style Wars.” – Steve Powers
Bowie- Space Oddity Original Video (1969)
“didnt know bowie invented OASIS and tight fitting streetwear (nike, I mean nice, GC shirt)” – Steve Powers
Geber
Geber is the Latinized form of “Jabir”, with the full name of Abu Musa JƒÅbir ibn HayyƒÅn al azdi (Arabic: ÿ¨ÿßÿ®ÿ± ÿ®ŸÜ ÿ≠ŸäÿߟÜ) (born c. 721 in Tus‚Äìdied c. 815 in Kufa), a prominent polymath: a chemist and alchemist, astronomer and astrologer, engineer, geologist, philosopher, physicist, and pharmacist and physician. He is considered by many to be the “father of chemistry.”
Ouroboros
Teen Sues for Tattoo Gone Wrong
Dumb bitch.
Cassette Ad. with Pete Murphy
Damn, remember cassettes?! Thanks Arielle Castillo.
Enormous interest in the Devil’s Bible! РCzech republic
Devil’s Bible
The Devil from Codex Gigas
Codex Gigas – The Devil’s Bible
Nuwaubianism
Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn
The Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (or, more commonly, the Golden Dawn) was a magical order during the late 19th and early 20th centuries, which practiced theurgy and spiritual development. It has been one of the largest single influences on 20th-century Western occultism.
Philosopher’s stone
Far Rockaway: Abandoned Bungalows
SQUATTER EXPLOSION – New York Post
Malachi Z. York
Dwight York (born June 26, 1945 or 1935), also known as Malachi Z. York, Issa Al Haadi Al Mahdi, et alii, is an author, black supremacist leader, musician, and convicted child molester, who founded various esoteric fraternal orders and black nationalist groups collectively referred to as Nuwaubians.
Discovery of the source of the most common meteorites
Brown Scientist Answers How Peruvian Meteorite Made It to Earth
Researchers say Tunguska Event was an UFO Crash: Debris of Alien Spaceship found
Russian Scientist: UFO collided with Tunguska Meteorite to save Earth
“”We don‚Äôt have any technologies that can print such kind of drawings on crystals,” said Lavbin. “We also found ferrum silicate that can not be produced anywhere, except in space.‚Äù
Meteorite grains divulge Earth’s cosmic roots
“Heck and his colleagues examined 22 interstellar grains from the Murchison meteorite for their analysis. Dying sun-like stars flung the Murchison grains into space more than 4.5 billion years ago, before the birth of the solar system. Scientists know the grains formed outside the solar system because of their exotic composition.”
Rippling Shadows (NASA Cassini Saturn Mission Images)
Vertical structures created by Saturn’s small moon Daphnis cast long shadows across the rings in this dramatic image taken as the planet approaches its mid-August 2009 equinox.
Definition of Magick by Aleister Crowley
“Magick is the Science and Art of causing Change to occur in conformity with Will.”
Nuke Iran
What The Fuck?
What The Fuck?
You know bacon is delicious, but did you know it contains enough energy to melt metal?
Thanks EMone
Pro skateboarder Tony Hawk takes a glide through White House
Thanks Brendan Donnelly.
Women getting or have been cut in half
1967 Lambretta Li150 Series 3 Scooter, Registration no. KRU 251F, as ridden by Phil Daniels (‘Jimmy’) in the film ‘Quadrophenia’, 1979,
Sold for ¬£36,000 inclusive of Buyer’s Premium
A Look at Saddam Hussein’s Palaces
Immersion: Porn By Robbie Cooper
Video artist and photographer Robbie Cooper shoots back at active porn aficionados lost in ecstatic release and hears how their passion developed.
Al” Yankovic – Craigslist
Abracadabra
Drug suspect turns tables on NYPD with videotape
4 Boy Scouts Accused Of Forcing 12-Year-Old To Drink Urine
Circumcision victim gets $2.3 million
Web romance with bogus cyber siren reveals elite lifestyle of Castro’s son
LEARNING FROM CURSE TABLETS: WHAT THE DEFIXIONES TELL US OF THE ANCIENT WORLD
“Spirits of the underworld, I consecrate and hand over to you, if you have any power, Ticene of Carisius. Whatever she does, may it all turn out wrong. Spirits of the netherworld, I consecrate to you her limbs, her complexion, her figure, her head, her hair, her shadow, her brain, her forehead, her eyebrows, her mouth, her nose, her chin, her cheeks, her lips, her speech, her breath, her neck, her liver, her shoulders, her heart, her lungs, her intestines, her stomach, her arms, her fingers, her hands, her navel, her entrails, her thighs, her knees, her calves, her heels, her soles, her toes. Spirits of the netherworld, if I see her wasting away, I swear that I will be delighted to offer a sacrifice to you every year.”
Curse Tablet
“About 130 curse tablets have been found at Aquae Sulis (now Bath in England), where many of the curses related to thefts of clothes whilst the victim was bathing.”
An Oak Tree
Accident (philosophy)
Accident, sumbebekos as used in philosophy, is an attribute which may or may not belong to a subject, without affecting its essence.
For sale, the deadly three lions badge of the British SS
“The badge represents one of the darkest and least documented chapters of British military history – a Waffen SS unit made up of British prisoners of war who volunteered to fight for Hitler.”
List of heavy metal genres
Thanks Billoney
Yardbirds – Dazed And Confused (1968)
French ‘Vogue’: Devil Worship Is The New Black!
2007 – Old News
Immoral Tales: Black Widow – Come to the Sabbat (1970)
Wipe Commercial
Human Brains Make Their Own ‘Marijuana’
U.S. and Brazilian scientists have discovered that the brain manufactures proteins that act like marijuana at specific receptors in the brain itself.
The Harlem Collage Shop – Graffiti Sticker Collection
Check out the SeMeN SPeRmS sticker circa 1994!
mmmmmmMeat Dress
4 inch Alien turned up in Lahore,Pakistan
Jolokia Pepper Time (The Hottest Pepper In The World)
“Hhhhhhhhhooooooooot!
Boy Hit On Arm By White-Hot Meteorite From Outer Space Travelling At 30,000mph
Now with a picture of the pebble.
80’s Soviet Punks!
World Health Organization Р“Health problems from the use of legal substances, particularly alcohol and tobacco, are greater than health problems from cocaine use”
Frontline: Transforming Opium Poppies into Heroin
Bonds worth US$ 134.5 billion are seized in ITALY
The Prehistory of Porn Prosecution: How “licentious Gotham” gave rise to today’s obscenity laws – Reason Magazine
Phil Spector Unplugged
Stimulus fraud could hit $50 billion
“Swindlers, con men, and thieves could siphon off as much as $50 billion of the government’s planned stimulus package as the money begins flooding the economy in coming months”
Seven things that don’t make sense about gravity
Media and Others Take Closer Look At “Champ Video”
A two-minute cell-phone video of a “something” swimming in Lake Champlain
THE BUSINESS PLOT TO OVERTHROW ROOSEVELT
Semi-Submarines, Stealthily Plying Pacific, Arrive as a Way to Smuggle Cocaine
Woman claims ‘feces’ were in cup of McDonald’s coffee
Shitty Coffee!
Mysterious skull found in drug raid is human
“A skull found in a Madison Avenue basement where a reputed drug gang conducted sacrificial rituals belonged to a human being, police said. ”
Bottled Human Fetus Washes Ashore On Richmond Beach
Secrets of CIA (British TV)
I am the Son of Sam!
Untermyer Park, Yonkers. Devil’s Cave
Police target ‘innocent’ youths for arrest in bid to increase DNA samples on database
Subliminal Suicide?
A Case of Insanity: The Story of Ralph Tortorici
“…he went to the University Health Center at SUNY-Albany and complained that a microchip had been implanted in his penis.”
Nightmare at the Day Care: the Wee Care case
“KELLY MICHAELS” RITUAL ABUSE CASES IN MAPLEWOOD, NJ
Background of the HAARP Project
Satanic Killer Ricky Kasso holds Satanic Ceremony at Amityville Horror House
Satanic Ritual Killing by Crazed “Acid King” on Long Island
Satanic Hand Signal
THE “MARTENSVILLE NIGHTMARE” RITUAL ABUSE CASE
The triggering event was an infant’s diaper rash. This led to suspicion of child abuse and the interrogation of more children at the service. The number of accusations exploded in what was referred to as the Martensville Nightmare. Children testified that they were driven to “the devil’s church” in the country where they were forced to drink urine, eat feces and submit to abuse. One child claimed that an axe handle had been forced into his penis. 1 Another claimed that one of the abusers had cut off a child’s nipple and eaten it. (No scarred child was ever found. Townspeople didn’t question how an abuser could get away with child mutilation; any real abuser would avoid carving up a child because it would certainly be detected). The children claimed to have been stimulated with penis shaped, battery operated vibrators. Wild rumors of evil Satanists circulated through the town; many citizens saw Satanic cults everywhere; many still do.
RFID Tags in New US Notes Explode When You Try to Microwave Them
implantable microchip
SATANIC AND MICROWAVE TORTURE OF A CHRISTIAN
Angels Don’t Play This HAARP
Advances in Tesla Technology. The U.S. Military’s first target is the electrojet: a river of electricity that flows thousands of miles through the sky and down into the polar icecap. The electrojet will become a vibrating artificial antenna for sending electromagnetic radiation raining down on the earth.
Satanic Crime: A Threat In The New Millennium
LETTERS FROM THE DEVIL by Anton LaVey from The National Insider Vol. 14, No. 17 April 27, 1969
Last week I devoted my column to describing some of the most commonly accepted fallacies concerning the requirements of the successful witch or warlock. Now allow me to set out some of the requisites for the person who wishes to practice the true art of the magical manipulation of human beings, the practical nature of sorcery.
Why The Fuck Do You Have A Kid?
Thanks Why Write.
“the AcID kING” Kasso
“Say You Love Satan!”
N.C. State student accused of creating a ‘monster’
Raleigh police arrested a North Carolina State University student last week who was accused of creating a “monster” out of construction barrels and placing it on the side of the road.
14-year-old hit by 30,000 mph space meteorite
Gerrit Blank, 14, was on his way to school when he saw “ball of light” heading straight towards him from the sky. A red hot, pea-sized piece of rock then hit his hand before bouncing off and causing a foot wide crater in the ground.
“THE STRANGER” TV COMMERCIAL 1970’s
Most Important Person – ‘OOPS I Made a Mistake!’
Mall: Head explodes from laser
from ”Laserblast”
Back Hair and Chest Hair Shaved With Designs
Best T-Shirt Graphic EVER!
Jonathan Schipper – Slow motion car crash
“This sculpture is a machine that advances two full sized automobiles slowly into one another over a period of 6 days, simulating a head on automobile collision.”
LOLGraves
Creative minds: the links between mental illness and creativity
Police Arrest Gresham Man for Sexually Abusing his Pit Bull
Bestiality legal in Florida, for now
Police investigating Atascadero plumber for alleged bestiality
“on a bed, naked, wearing a woman’s brassiere along with a chocolate Labrador canine” and forcing the dog to penetrate him. Atascadero police were told by CMC investigators that “there were other canines in the video that Brainard sexually engaged.”
Diane Sue Whalen – Crimes Against Nature
“More than 150 videotapes found in home depicting Whalen having sex with dogs”
Michaels Gets Beheaded At The 2009 Tonys
Close call, but the douche bag is still alive!
Blowjob Emoticons – Animated Gifs
Japanese Sex Education Class
How Shall I Tell My Daughter? Menarche and puberty booklets by Modess menstrual napkins and tampons
Tampons – The History of Tampons
What the hell is this I found in my Fajita?
Look like an Egyptian – Obama sees his ancient twin in Hieroglyphics
It’s actually Alfred E. Neuman, but who wants to correct him?
RICK’S CUSTOM SQUIRRELS
Gallery: Homemade Bombs, From Richard Reid’s Shoe to Kaczinski’s Envelope
ABC News: Vinyl: The Last Track
LP sales up 89%!
Vinyl Records Are Made
‘Unabomber’ evidence for sale
Folk Art. Thanks Heron Preston
Syndicats – Crawdaddy Simone
“Extraordinary Freakbeat classic from the 60’s produced by Joe Meek.Hold on to your hats;the guitar break by Ray Fenwick 1 and a quarter minutes in is possibly the greatest in rock history! ” Thanks ESPO
The ‘Coffin Corner’ and a ‘Mesoscale’ Maw
Flyin’ never felt so safe!
The Remains – “Let Me Through” (Live)
Alex’s long lost dad. Thanks Steve Powers.
Pleasure Catcher – Rock out with your sock out
Thanks Ramone.
Anti-Aging Substance Is Made of Human Sperm
“Spermine, a powerful anti-oxidant originally discovered in, yes, human sperm” Thanks Sarah Herse.
What is the New Aesthetic? | Adbusters Culturejammer Headquarters
Now that hype and hyperinflation have killed the art market, what will define the new aesthetic?
Taiwanese man bitten on penis by snake while on toilet
A 35,000-Year-Old ‘Venus’ Sculpture Is Found РDetermined to Be Pornographic
everyone needs more of this
Split Dick Spoogin.
Nooooooooooooooooo!
Childbirth Education Doll by CozyColeman
Top 50 Text Acronyms Parents Should Know
FMLTWIA
PediSedate
A child demonstrates the PediSedate, which gently sedates youngsters by administering anaesthetic nitrous oxide gas through a headset as they play computer games on handheld consoles
Life With Proteus Syndrome – What If Your Legs Couldn’t Stop Growing?
10 Ridiculous Anti-Pornography Commercials
Defeated by Pigeons
Drug smuggler’s suitcases were made of cocaine
1800’s Sex Chair
25 People Breaking Their Legs
Takes Grease- Wanna BJ?!
best of craigslist : I need someone to dry my placenta
Coffee Filter Prom Dress
“Seinfeld” Vs. “Seinfeld XXX”: A Comparison – Seinfeld porn
Bulls Revenge!
Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!
Craigslist find: Horrifying boob art
Reasonable Consumer Would Know “Crunchberries” Are Not Real, Judge Rules
“On May 21, a judge of the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of California dismissed a complaint filed by a woman who said she had purchased “Cap’n Crunch with Crunchberries” because she believed “crunchberries” were real fruit.”
Video Music Box Online
The OG Rap Video Show
Charged With Murder in Pharmacy Shooting
Buck ’em down! Thanks KS
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans – Remake of Bad Lieutenant Directed by Werner Herzog – WTF?!
Starring Nicolas Cage (and his hair plugs). Fuckin’ retarded! Thanks ESPO.
‘How I Sued a Craigslist Sex Troll’
“It been nearly three years, but one victim has finally successfully sued an infamous Craigslist prankster who published the private emails received in response to a fake sex ad. ”
BOY (1989) David Carradine in Drag Playing Mama to a feral child
RIP
Abuse of child ‘witches’ on rise, aid group says
Time to tan some hide
How to Hypnotize Someone – wikiHow
1800s Surgical Kit
Yikes!
FCC’s Warrantless Household Searches Alarm Experts
“You may not know it, but if you have a wireless router, a cordless phone, remote car-door opener, baby monitor or cellphone in your house, the FCC claims the right to enter your home without a warrant at any time of the day or night in order to inspect it.”
Naomi Wolf › Busted, Pentagon: Why The Photos Probably Do Show Detainees Sodomized and Raped
Spying roboflies to get minicam eyes
Boy chosen by Dalai Lama as reincarnation of spiritual leader turns back on Buddhist order
“Instead of leading a monastic life, Osel Hita Torres now sports baggy trousers and long hair, and is more likely to quote Jimi Hendrix than Buddha.”
Saggy Pants Legality Chart
J.D. Salinger Tries to Block ‘Sequel’ to ‘Catcher in the Rye’
Inside Hitler’s Apartment – Adolf Hitler’s Private World
David Carradine’s Rep: Death Was ‘Accidental’
Sounds like auto erotic asphyxiation.
Fish that triggers hallucinations found off British coast
Why Is the Frat Boy Culture So Sleazy and Sex-Crazed?
Spanish police arrest 23 people for ‘using voodoo curses’
The McNuggetini
Vanilla Vodka, Chocolate Shake, ‘n McNuggets….Mmmmmmm
Alligator Smashes Watermelon
Ten Tid-bits as Tetris Turns Twenty-Five
The Child Eater of Bern | Atlas Obscura
A 500 year old scuplture depicts a man eating a sack of babies, and no one is sure why
Marijuana potency surpasses 10 percent, U.S. says
Pimp convicted of child rape despite “penis defense”
“Brown, 25, testified in Superior Court that he was half-circumcised, that his penis was covered in some type of marks and that it was extremely small”
Cancer drug erases fingerprints
Russian power station worker Dmitry K ‘murdered six people with home-made electric chair’
“Once at his house, he asked them to sit in an improvised electric chair before tying them up and hitting a button on his computer to activate the current. ”
Michael Jackson fears nose will fall off
L.A. County raids homeless camp under 10 Freeway
“About the size of two high school gyms placed side by side, the Cave is both an invisible squatter’s camp and a shooting gallery for drug users.”
Phil Spector’s bizarre blog entrys
“dysfunctional by choice and I love my attitude problem”
Woman raped live on Internet; suspect in custody
“20-year-old Jonathan Hock set up the webcam built into his laptop and broadcast live as he sexually assaulted a woman whom he knew for less than a month as she lay in bed unconscious.”
Woman Survives Apparent Train Suicide
Roadie: ‘Hendrix was murdered by his manager’
Thanks Googs
CakeFarts – Know what I like the most?
Now I know what I want for my birthday!
Women – fully clothed messy girls covered in gunge
Women Have a Whipped Cream Fight
Monkey Goes For A Ride Video
Thanks Peter Sutherland
Hop and the Occult secret message rihanna song umbrella
Thanks GKAE
Culture of Bling Clangs to Earth as the Recession Melts Rappers’ Ice
The science of voodoo: When mind attacks body
Seven-legged calf born
Explosion Rocks a Starbucks on the Upper East Side
Around 100 ‘blood-drinking’ Satan-worshippers arrested in Iran
8 Amazingly Oversized Foods
HOUSEHOLD HIGHS РBrazil’s DIY Drug Concoctions
Robot teacher smiles, scolds in classroom
My teacher is a Real Doll
Deidre’s guide to oral sex
DUPONT HEIR STEPHEN DENT WAS EXTORTED THREE TIMES BY WOMEN HE MET ONLINE
Free Sugar Daddy Dating & Sugar Baby Personals
We Join Adult Friend Finder: Part 6 – The Voyage Home
Granny’s sex op to bag husband
A 75-YEAR-OLD woman has stunned docs by asking for a “designer vagina” op to help her sex life.
The Montauk Monster is Found!
FINALLY: Dolph Lundgren’s Peen!
World’s biggest boobs | American Norma Stitz holds world record for largest natural breasts
Evel Knievel Comedy
McDimmu’s Hamborgir
Norwegian symphonic black metal and fast food clowns at its finest. Thanks Punk Rock Jake
Winehouse’ Rehab in Yiddish
Thanks Mordechai Rubinstein
Brief Jerky – Underwear made of beef jerky
Free Viagra for jobless
Finally, Archie will pick either Betty or Veronica
Body art. Literally
“Using skins from white men who donated their bodies to medical science, he has created freak versions of mundane items including flags, boots and maps of America ‚Äì in effect using skin like leather. His work, he says, is a commentary on human cruelty and America’s ethics and morality.”

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