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Schoolgirl Report aka Schulmädchen Report 70’s German Teen Softcore Sexploitation

Ernst Hofbauer (b. 22 August 1925 Vienna, Austria – d. 24 February 1984 Munich, Germany at age 58) was an Austrian film director.

During the early 1970s, in Munich, Hofbauer teamed with Walter Boos, Wolf C. Hartwig, and Ludwig Spitaler to produce the original thirteen films under the banner Schulmadchen Report (or Schoolgirl Report); the stories were adapted from books written by Guenther Hunold, while Guenther Heller composed the film script, Klaus Werner did the camera work, and the music was handled by Gert Wilden & Orchestra. Hofbauer and Boos were referred to as the ‘Titans of Teen Libido’. The films were classified as ‘sexploitation’, and were extremely popular, seen by more than 30 million people all over the world.

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In the United States, the films were released in grindhouses and drive-ins, and the names of the films were changed to conform to American standards. Because the films focused on young girls who may have been under legal age in this country, the Schoolgirl Report series was eventually suppressed.

The Schoolgirl Report series was very interesting because the films portrayed many unknown teenagers and actresses who were vibrant, beautiful, naive, innocent, and unabashed. Most of the films related a series of vignettes to tell an interesting story. Hidden pedophile lust, co-ed skinnydipping, situations involving first-time sexual experiences, and encounters with teachers were all shown in the episodes. Interracial love affairs, male and female masturbation sequences, forced prostitution, rape, voyeurism, harmless erotic games, seduction, and erotic touching are also portrayed in the vignettes. Well-known German sex kitten Ingrid Steeger and the ever-horny Italian comic Rinaldo Talamonti play key roles in many of the vignettes. Rosl Mayr appears in almost all of the thirteen Schulmadchen Report films as an elderly lady with a comic role. She is perfectly cast as a comedic talent and is the only senior actress that plays a key element in many of the vignettes. Marie Ekorre, Sonja Jeannine, Christina Lindberg, and Birgit Tetzlaff are a few of the young actresses who titillate the audience with their erotic encounters. Friedrich von Thon conducted street interviews to discuss the plots in the vignettes, and many of the situations were followed up with a courtroom setting (the male actors were charged with statutory rape). The Schoolgirl Report films were classified as ‘soft-core’ eroticism, which is similar to the David Hamilton genre.

Ernst Hofbauer directed many erotic films in addition to the original thirteen Schulmadchen Report classics. Sex sells, and Hofbauer exploited consumer demand for R-rated movies involving young actors and actresses. He had a unique style that combined youth, eroticism, wit, and anecdote. His exploitation films of the 1970s appealed to moviegoers from all walks of life.

A chronological list of the original 13 Schoolgirl Report films follows:

  • ★ Schulmadchen Report I: What Parents Don’t Think is Possible, aka Schoolgirl Report Part I
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report II: What Keeps Parents Awake at Night, aka Schoolgirl Report Part II
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report III: What Parents Find Unthinkable, aka Schoolgirls Growing Up
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report IV: What Drives Parents to Despair, aka Campus Swingers
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report V: What All Parents Should Know, aka 14 and Under
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VI: Erotic Young Lovers, aka Campus Pussycats
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VII: But Heart Needs to Be There
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VIII: What Parents Should Never Get to Know, aka Naughty Coeds
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report IX: Examination Before the Matriculation
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report X: Every Girl Starts Sometime
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XI: Confessions of a Naked Virgin, aka Blue Dreams
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XII: Young Girls Need Love, aka Blue Fantasies
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XIII: Don’t Forget The Love When Having Sex

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It’s Goin’ Down Hard ‘N Fast Like The World Trade Center

Nien Eleven
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Your Brain Makes Its Own Version Of Valium

Valium, the anti-anxiety drug that was once the most popular prescription medication in America, might have a naturally occurring relative in the mammalian brain, according to a new paper in Neuron. Stanford University researchers have discovered that a protein called diazepam binding inhibitor (DBI) can have some of the same effects as Valium. Diazepam (Valium), belongs to a class of psychoactive drugs known as benzodiazepines, and can be used to stop epileptic seizures, especially during clusters of repeated seizures.
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Man, 66, goes to doctor and finds he’s a woman
The 66-year-old Vietnam-born Chinese man is an orphan. He has a beard, small penis and no testes. Just 1.37 metres tall, he has decided to continue perceiving himself as a male and may receive male hormone treatment, the report said.
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Gringos on the Ayahuasca Trail

Diarrhea and vomiting are common. Some participants report seeing “unnatural matter” flood from all the orifices of their bodies. They are told that it is toxins being flushed from their system. “It was the most beautiful diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life,” says Dieter. “I shit for what felt like hours. It was very cleansing.”
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Cancer, rape fraud case bowls over Mich. community

Now the 38-year-old is charged with fraud, false pretenses and using a computer to commit a crime after state police found no doctor who diagnosed cancer. The charges come as those who regularly helped Ylen reel from the news that the man who spent nearly 10 years in prison for her rape was released last year, after newly discovered evidence cast doubt on whether she’d ever been attacked. “The fact that she’s lived this long is a miracle. But maybe it wasn’t a miracle after all. … I’m just baffled. Is she the biggest con artist in the state of Michigan or the victim?” Connell said. The fraud case isn’t Ylen’s only concern. In a neighboring county, she is charged with making a false report of rape just last year, even using makeup to create bruises.
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This Lady Is Gonna Get Pitbulls Banned : Arrested After Letting Her Dogs Loose On News Reporter! [Video]

Mother, who’s daughter was a victim of a gun crime at a graduation party, tells dogs to attack news anchor who comes to tell her the suspect has turned his self into prison!
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Miley Cyrus singing about cocaine and ecstasy on her new single? Yep

In the second verse of the song (yes, the one that starts with the line, “To my home girls here with the big butts”), Cyrus implies cocaine usage: “Everyone in line in the bathroom, Trying to get a line in the bathroom, We all so turnt up here, Gettin’ turnt up yeah yeah.” Even “turnt up” isn’t just a banal term for having fun. According to the top result here, “turnt up” means “thee act of getting drunk and high to thee highest degree.” The second highest-rated definition reads, “A state of altered consciousness induced by alcohol or narcotics, also being happy and excited and energetic.” But cocaine isn’t just a solo star here; in the pre-chorus, Cyrus brings in Ecstasy (or for you science majors out there, Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.) “La-da-di-da-di, We like to party, Dancin’ with molly, Doin’ whatever we want.” “Molly” is a commonly used slang term for ecstasy
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Use These Secret NSA Google Search Tips to Become Your Own Spy Agency

Say you’re a cyberspy for the NSA and you want sensitive inside information on companies in South Africa. What do you do? Search for confidential Excel spreadsheets the company inadvertently posted online by typing “filetype:xls site:za confidential” into Google, the book notes. Want to find spreadsheets full of passwords in Russia? Type “filetype:xls site:ru login.” Even on websites written in non-English languages the terms “login,” “userid,” and “password” are generally written in English, the authors helpfully point out. Misconfigured web servers “that list the contents of directories not intended to be on the web often offer a rich load of information to Google hackers,” the authors write, then offer a command to exploit these vulnerabilities — intitle: “index of” site:kr password.
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Field of dreams: A remarkable exhibition sheds new light on the dark history of the opium business

This rich quality of the opium experience helped explain its popularity. A huge number of Chinese men smoked, some occasionally, some daily and some so frequently they were known as yan gui, opium ghosts. Opium was called fu shou gao, happiness and longevity paste, and created vivid waking dreams. It was said to be an aphrodisiac, making it fashionable among the rich, who smoked expensive opium through ornate pipes in luxurious brothels. It also dulled pain, quelled appetites, blurred time and relaxed muscles, making it equally desirable for coolies, manual labourers who spent long, desperate hours engaged in back-breaking work with minimal food. Coolies smoked cheap native opium or dross – used opium scraped from bowls – through simple pipes. People smoked together in special buildings, where opium could be bought, prepared and consumed. Women smoked too, although in nowhere near the numbers as men.
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Thieves Now Have Hacked Car Door Remotes

This is a real mystery. You think when you lock your car and set the alarm, your car is pretty safe. But criminals have designed a new high-tech gadget giving them full access to your car. It’s so easy, it’s like the criminals have your actual door remote. Police are so baffled they want to see if you can help crack the case. A Long Beach, Calif., surveillance video shows a thief approaching a locked SUV in a driveway. Police say he’s carrying a small device in the palm of his hand. You can barely see it, but he aims it at the car and pops the locks electronically. He’s in, with access to everything. No commotion at all. Then his accomplice shows up and hits another car, using that same handheld device.
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Israeli site shows photo of kids dressed as burning Twin Towers for Purim, upsets everyone

People all over Israel are celebrating Purim this weekend, and much like Halloween, the dress-up holiday is a perfect opportunity for parents to show off their creativity and then display it on their poor kids. The winners of the contest for Costume of Poorest Taste are definitely 7-year-old twins Ilay and Nehoray, who dressed up as the burning World Trade Center towers with the planes still in them on 9/11. At least they spared us the jumpers. Publication of the picture on the Israeli news website Ynet prompted widespread condemnation. How would Israelis feel if Americans dressed up as a burning Tel Aviv bus, or Europeans wore a “train to Auschwitz” costume? some asked.
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Doing very dirty deeds: Veteran porn star gets 30 days in jail for knowingly exposing co-stars to syphilis

The veteran porn actor known as Mr. Marcus was sentenced Tuesday to 30 days in jail after pleading no contest to knowingly exposing his co-stars to syphilis. The 42-year-old actor, whose real name is Jesse Spencer, was also ordered to perform 15 days of community service and serve three years on probation. His infection was discovered in July 2012 during a routine industry screening before he was to begin making a film. He immediately received a penicillin shot, but when he was rescreened 11 days later he still showed signs of syphilis. Authorities say he altered the results of that second test and returned to work the following day. Spencer is jailed on $200,000 bail in an unrelated drunken driving case. An email was sent to his management company seeking comment. Spencer has said previously he thought he was no longer infectious when he returned to work. Prosecutors said he took part in two adult movie shoots within a week of failing the second test.
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Study Finds Restaurant Ice is Dirtier Than Toilet Water

Please excuse us as we go toss our iced coffee; a new investigation from The Daily Mail has found that ice from McDonald’s, Burger King, KFC, Starbucks, and more fast-food chains, tested in the U.K., was all more bacteria-ridden than toilet water.
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Drunken lawyer goes berserk at cops

A boozy Brooklyn lawyer tried to skip out on a $6 taxi fare — then was busted after stripping off her panties and tossing them at cops while screaming profanities, police said. Cops they found a very drunk Stephanie Hendricks, 39 — who has clerked for an Oregon Supreme Court justice and served as a Blackmun Fellow — in front of a Williamsburg deli after she bolted from a yellow cab at around 2:30 a.m. Saturday. The bawdy barrister, who lives with her churchgoing mom in Flatlands, pulled off her panties, showed cops her lady parts, then lunged at them and yelled, “Suck my p—y,’’ and, “Eat my ass, you f–king pigs!” police said. Thanks Jasmine
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Pussy shaver strikes again

A PALMERSTON woman has lashed out at the strangers who keep shaving her pussy. Cat owner Yvonne Birch has had her feline friend Cleo return home shaved for the second time in months – and she is not happy about it. “I wish whoever did it would own up and tell me the problem they have,” Ms Birch said. “Or just stop shaving my f***ing cat.”
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Man charged with having sex with pit bull at city pound

Perez was arrested after he and a group took a tour of the Chicago Animal Care and Control Facility at 2741 S. Western Ave. on May 29, prosecutors said. After the man broke off from the tour group, an employee of the facility spotted him going into a restricted area, prosecutors said. After the employee told the man to leave the restricted area, the man left but returned a short time later. When the employee returned, he found the man inside the restricted area again and inside a cage with a white and grey pit bull, prosecutors said. The employee found the man on his hands and knees on the side of the dog, and it appeared the man had just had sexual contact with the animal, prosecutors said. The man made “inculpatory statements regarding sexual conduct with the dog” to several employees of the facility, police said.
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Ke$ha craves sex with ghosts

Not only can the singer see dead people, she claims to have sexual relations with them. “Well, I’d like to have sex with a dinosaur, Liberace, and Patrick Swayze.” Ke$ha told the Huffington Post. Specifically, she said that she would sleep with a ghost of a T-Rex. In an interview with Ryan Seacrest, Ke$ha revealed last September that she had multiple sexual experiences with a ghost and that her song Supernatural was inspired by the affair.
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Weird Skin Color Illusion Can Reduce Racism

Here’s a novel way to reduce racism: Convince people their skin is darker than it really is. No need to break out the tanning booth. A new study finds that an illusion that makes people feel that a rubber hand is their own can make white people less unconsciously biased against people with dark skin. “It comes down to a perceived similarity between white and dark skin,” study researcher Lara Maister, a psychologist at Royal Holloway University of London, said in a statement. “The illusion creates an overlap, which in turn helps to reduce negative attitudes because participants see less difference between themselves and those with dark skin.”
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The New Xbox One Will be a “Monitoring Device Under the Guise of a Gaming Console”

I remember when video games were about getting Mario to save the princess and, when you were done, the console would leave you the hell alone. The new Xbox one apparently wants to put an end to those days by turning the beloved game console into a 24/7 surveillance device. The Xbox One will bundle the Kinect – a device that captures motion and sound – with every console and its camera and mic will be always on by default. In fact, Xbox One will actually refuse to work if the Kinect is not connected to it. So the camera and mic will work even when the console is turned off. And the camera will even work in the dark. Yup. It will also be able to read your facial expressions and count the people in the room with you (there are also talks of charging Pay-Per-View movies PER PERSON in the room).
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Gorgeous Vintage Advertisements for Heroin, Cannabis and Cocaine

Drugs such as cocaine and heroin aren’t just glamorous because they’re illegal. Even when you could buy them at any pharmacy or grocery store, they still had a certain cool factor. Just look at these fantastic vintage advertisements for opium, coca-laced wine and “medicinal tonics.”
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Max Headroom and the Strange World of Pseudo-CGI

I’ve come across people who believe that Max Headroom, the Channel 4 character from the Eighties, was a genuine piece of computer animation. But although he was conceived by the animators Rocky Morton and Annabel Jankel (of Cucumber Films fame) Max himself was portrayed by actor Matt Frewer, placed into latex makeup and a shiny costume and set amidst a range of technological tricks. Half of the frames from the footage used in Max Headroom were removed in production, resulting in a juddery look to suggest animation shot on twos, and Frewer was bluescreened in front of a basic digital backdrop. The crew even added deliberate faults to the “animation” – such as the stammer which became Max’s trademark – to complete the effect.
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Large box of marijuana delivered to wrong Sacramento house

Homeowner George Burton wasn’t expecting any packages this week, especially not one this big, but Thursday evening his dog sitter brought in a large FedEx Kinkos Box that was sitting on his front porch. “It was addressed to me or a return address to me: my name, my address were hand-written on this package,” Burton said. The package had several different addresses on it, including one from Illinois. When no one claimed it at the Kinkos on J Street, the box was sent to the return address listed as Burton’s home of eight years. “We start opening it up and it’s filled with that packing Styrofoam, the spray-in stuff that’s hard to get through,” said Burton. “We break into it, I look, and say, ‘This isn’t what I think it is?'” The package contained 11 pounds of tightly packaged marijuana. Burton immediately called police, who were just as surprised.
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Carl Hart, Columbia University Scientist, Confronts Drug War In ‘High Price’

Everything we’ve been told about drugs is wrong, Hart says. The vast majority of drug users never become addicted. Cops, politicians and the media have consistently told us scare stories overstating the effects of drugs, misinterpreting the science around them in the process. Hart’s own research is notable for focusing on drugs administered to humans, not rats, in a lab. It has cut against the prevailing conventional wisdom that, for example, crack-cocaine users don’t respond to economic alternatives. He serves on the highest body in his field, the National Advisory Council on Drug Abuse, which is affiliated with the National Institutes of Health.
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Report: Israel Has At Least 80 Nukes

A new report from the Stockholm International Peace Research Institute (SIPRI) has weighed in with an educated guess about the Israeli military’s secretive nuclear weapons program, estimating the nation has around 80 “strategic” level nuclear weapons. The estimate suggests 50 of the warheads are for Jericho II medium range missiles, with another 30 gravity bombs to be dropped from warplanes. The report says it is possible that smaller tactical nukes could also be in the nation’s arsenal. If true, this would make Israel’s arsenal the smallest of the eight nuclear powers, though roughly in line with India and Pakistan who both, like Israel, are not signatories to the nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty (NPT). SIPRI put their arsenals in the range of 90-120 warheads.
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Day of week of procedure and 30 day mortality for elective surgery: retrospective analysis of hospital episode statistics

The study suggests a higher risk of death for patients who have elective surgical procedures carried out later in the working week and at the weekend.
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New Jersey dad wears Nazi uniform in court during custody hearing

“I’ve never abused my children,” Heath Campbell told the station regarding the charges. “I only name my children and I don’t think it’s right anymore.” The other children — 7-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell, 6-year-old JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and 5-year-old Honzlynn Jeannie Campbell — were taken from the couple’s custody in January 2009, a month after the couple got into a disagreement with a local bakery when it refused to write Adolf Hiler Campbell’s name on a birthday cake.
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EPA Declares More than Half of US Rivers Unfit for Aquatic Life

The United States Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has declared that an astounding 55 percent of rivers and streams in the country are in “poor condition for aquatic life.” The results of their first comprehensive survey of waterway health reveal shrinking vegetation cover, high levels of phosphorous and nitrogen, and pollution from mercury and bacteria—none of which are all that great for human health either. These issues pose a threat not only to 1.2 million miles of waterways, but also the coastal areas, lakes and bays that are served by those rivers and streams. Additionally, as the EPA emphasizes, the polluted, unhealthy waterways include vital sources of drinking water.
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Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on June 6, 2013

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Connie The Bare Aryan

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Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on March 2, 2013

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  • You probably would not be too surprised to learn that the vast majority of people in the Texas Department of Public Safety’s sex offender list are male.And most are not good-looking.But there are females on there, too. Most of them are not good-looking, true, but who takes a good mugshot besides Tom DeLay?

    We combed through 15 of the biggest counties in Texas and came up with the ten hottest women in the database. Warning: In some cases, we picked out the best of a series of mugshots. Alternative choices were starkly different. So click on each link before you send any marriage proposals.

  • A senior Iranian revolutionary guards commander targeted by international sanctions has taken over the presidency of Opec after he became Iran’s oil minister on Wednesday.
  • While unpacking the groceries with a friend on Sunday, a Townsville woman noticed a suspicious looking hole in a loaf of Helga’s bread she’d purchased.“I said to my friend, ‘This bread’s got a hole in it, it looks like a rat’s eaten into it’,” the woman, who asked not to be identified, told AAP.The rat had done more than chew through the packaging; when she lifted the bag out she found the rat alive and nestled inside the loaf.

  • Scientists have identified an emerging “superbug” strain of salmonella that is highly resistant to the antibiotic ciprofloxacin, or Cipro, often used for severe salmonella infections, and say they fear it may spread around the world.The strain, known as S. Kentucky, has spread internationally with almost 500 cases found in France, Denmark, England and Wales in the period between 2002 and 2008, according a study in the Journal of Infectious Diseases.
  • The raid on Rawesome Foods by a combined force of agents from the FDA, LA County Dept of Agriculture, CDC and the LA County Sheriff’s office wasn’t the only SWAT-style armed raid that took place today. Sharon Palmer, a mom and owner of Healthy Family Farms was also arrested and taken to jail. A third woman, Victoria Bloch, the LA County liaison for the Weston A Price Foundation (www.WestonaPrice.org) , was also reportedly arrested, NaturalNews has learned.Sharon Palmer is being charged with “mislabeling cheese,” NaturalNews has learned. (Yes, mislabeling cheese! This earns you an armed raid in America today, even while the real crooks in Washington run free…) This is on top of the conspiracy charge which has been leveled against all three (James, Sharon and Victoria).
  • The head of Norway’s intelligence agency Janne Kristianse that she believes accused terrorist Anders Breivik received plastic surgery in order to look more “Aryan.”“You do not have that Aryan look naturally in Norway,” she said in an interview with the Sunday Times (article behind paywall). “Hitler would have had him on posters. He has the perfect, classic Aryan face. He must have had a facelift.”
  • A Kiwi woman had her hand almost completely severed when a sex romp on a bathroom sink in Croatia went awry, according to a report.The Croatian Times newspaper reported the 28-year-old New Zealand woman, known as Amy R, was having sex on a bathroom sink with an Englishman in the island town of Hvar when the porcelain broke and the sharp edge sliced her wrist, leaving her hand hanging by just the skin.Thanks Patrick Nybakken

  • The Indian man, identified as Ryalu, was admitted to a hospital near Bhopal, Madhya Pradesh, after complaining of severe stomach pains.Doctors suspected a normal hernia, but when they carried out an exploratory operation they were shocked to discover it had been caused by a female uterus, ovaries, Fallopian tubes, a cervix and underdeveloped vaginal tissue.
  • “On television, they keep showing bears suffering in restaurants and roadside hotels,” Interfax quoted him as saying. “How long can we tolerate animal torture in restaurants where drunken guests make bears drink vodka for laughs?”
  • The woman, with police listening, made a confrontation call Tuesday, which is when Guyton said he believed Satan “got into him.” He told her he didn’t know why he did it because he didn’t get any enjoyment out of it. He asked for her forgiveness and told the woman that he hadn’t had sex since the 1980s.Police arrested Guyton at his home later that day.Guyton told police during an interview that the woman was angry at him because he was going to fire her, so she tried to hit him in the groin. He said he grabbed her hand as it was on his groin and said he held her hand there longer than necessary.

  • On the day of the assault, they had both been drinking at Gonzalez-Hernandez’s home when he wanted sex. The woman felt dizzy from drinking and wanted to talk instead. That’s when Gonzalez-Hernandez pushed the woman onto a bed, hit her in the face and then bit her nose off.
  • ‘Is Land’ was a £9,000 helium-filled sculpture of a desert island which floated above the heads of revellers at the Secret Garden Party festival recently.However, the art project drifted off somewhere without anyone seeing it and may now be floating in the troposphere, the lowest portion of Earth’s atmosphere.Sarah Cockings and Laurence Symonds, Royal College of Art graduates, who created the seven-metre wide airborne islet have asked that any sightings be reported via the website is-land.co.uk.

    ‘Is Land’ is made of durable polyurethane with foliage décor and was built over six months.

    It was last seen at approximately 3am on Sunday 24 July hanging over a lake at the Cambridgeshire festival by security guards who witnessed two unidentified youths in a dinghy cutting all five of its tether ropes, releasing the island into the sky.

  • Tokyo Electric Power Co. reported its second deadly radiation reading in as many days at its wrecked Fukushima nuclear plant north of Tokyo.The utility known as Tepco said yesterday it detected 5 sieverts of radiation per hour in the No. 1 reactor building. On Aug. 1 in another area it recorded radiation of 10 sieverts per hour, enough to kill a person “within a few weeks” after a single exposure, according to the World Nuclear Association.
  • Is the debt ceiling deal supposed to be some sort of a cruel joke? Is this what the American people have been waiting months and months for? The “debt ceiling deal from hell” is a complete and total fraud. Barack Obama will not need to worry about the debt ceiling again until after the 2012 election, and no “real” spending cuts will happen until after the 2012 election. The way the political game in Washington D.C. is played today, if you don’t get something right now, you probably will never end up getting it. The Republicans have traded a massive debt ceiling increase right now for the possibility of very skimpy budget cuts in the future. Meanwhile, this deal establishes a new “Super Congress” that threatens to fundamentally alter our political system (and not in a good way). The funny thing is that everyone is running around proclaiming that the Tea Party won this battle. That is a complete and total lie.
  • A Minnesota school district allowed a homecoming event called “Wigger Day,” during which students wore clothes and behaved in a manner that “from their perspective, mimicked black culture,” according to a federal class action lawsuit filed against the district on Friday.The suit alleges that despite student council voting on a “tropical theme” for homecoming in 2009, a group of approximately 60 students from the predominantly white school instead attended the event dressed for “Wigger Wednesday” in “oversized sports jerseys, low-slung pants, baseball hats cocked to the side and ‘doo rags.'”
  • A US counterterrorism expert warned Wednesday that the Cold War has given way to a “Code War” in which cyber weapons can be unleashed with devastating consequences.Nations will launch online attacks and extremist groups will add cyber attacks to their tactics, according to Cofer Black, who spent 28 years in the Central Intelligence Agency before becoming a private consultant.“You had the Cold War, the global war on terrorism… now you have the Code War,” Cofer said at a major Black Hat computer security gathering in Las Vegas.

    “The natural thing will be for Al-Qaeda to fall back to things that are small and agile,” he continued. “They will enter the cyber world.”

  • Late last month, 200 teenagers from Boston-area schools gathered to discuss the minutia of Facebook breakup etiquette. Should you delete pictures of your ex after splitting up? Is it O.K. to unfriend your last girlfriend if you can’t stop looking at her profile? And is it ever ethically defensible to change your relationship status to single without first notifying the person whose heart you’re crushing?
  • The US is at the forefront of an international arms development effort that includes a remarkable assortment of technologies, which look and sound like they belong in a Hollywood science fiction thriller. From microwave energy blasters and blinding laser beams, to chemical agents and deafening sonic blasters, these weapons are at the cutting edge of crowd control.The Pentagon’s approved term for these weapons is “non-lethal” or “less-lethal” and they are intended for use against the unarmed. Designed to control crowds, clear streets, subdue and restrain individuals and secure borders, they are the 21st century’s version of the police baton, pepper spray and tear gas. As journalist Ando Arike puts it, “The result is what appears to be the first arms race in which the opponent is the general population.”
  • The Nymwars rage on. Over the past several weeks Google has been engaged in a very public struggle with its users over its “real names” policy on Google+, prompting blog posts and editorials debating the pros and cons of allowing pseudonymous accounts on social networking sites. But there is one person for whom insisting on the use of real names on social networking sites is not enough. Unsurprisingly, that person is Facebook’s Marketing Director, Randi Zuckerberg. Speaking last week on a panel discussion about social media hosted by Marie Claire magazine, Zuckerberg said,I think anonymity on the Internet has to go away. People behave a lot better when they have their real names down. … I think people hide behind anonymity and they feel like they can say whatever they want behind closed doors.
  • Meat Loaf is working on not one, not two, but three new albums, and one of them apparently features crunk king Lil Jon and Public Enemy’s Chuck D.Meat Loaf met Lil Jon after they both appeared on Celebrity Apprentice, while Meat Loaf’s son-in-law, Scott Ian of Anthrax, introduced him to Chuck D. Both will appear on Hell In A Handbasket, which is due out in February.
  • Exploiting Florida’s liberal public-records laws and Google’s search algorithms, a handful of entrepreneurs are making real money by publicly shaming people who’ve run afoul of Florida law. Florida.arrests.org, the biggest player, now hosts more than 4 million mugs.On the other side of the equation are firms like RemoveSlander, RemoveArrest.com and others that sometimes charge hundreds of dollars to get a mugshot removed. On the surface, the mug-shot sites and the reputation firms are mortal enemies. But behind the scenes, they have a symbiotic relationship that wrings cash out of the people exposed.

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SeMeN SPeRmS Links o’ Death Archive 6

Canadian drug victim sues dealer
Dolphin Gets Boner
Awesome! Roy Shildt, former World Record Holder Of Missile Command
Thnx Billoney
rape puppy in housing project
Go All The Way: Queen Deleona Balloon Stylee
Thnx Molly
Adult Breastfeeding
In responce to the 8 yr old breastfeeding clip
Thnx Billoney
How to Hack a Diebold Voting Machine
Thnx Emone
Corpse Wheeled to Check-Cashing Store Leads to 2 Arrests
Soon To Be A Major Motion Picture: Weekend At Bernie’s 3!
Thnx EMTV
Exploits Sneaker Culture
Thnx Jack Hanley
Muscle Woman Smaller Indian Dude
Thnx Booberry Billoney
High School.. “What’s Happening”
High School “Knuck if you Buck”
High School Band Knuck if U Buck
Hamburger Dress
Mouth Waterin’!
SiFeet Pussy Foot
Latest C-String Invisible panties
Gotti PANTSING GAME
Pantsed pictures
Snorting a Brain Chemical Could Replace Sleep
Study: Whites more likely to get narcotics in ER
Thnx ESPO
3D
Thnx Maryam Modarressi
Monkey
2 Head Snake
kız çarpılmış diyolar
child
Bolt!
Headbutt
Thnx Truett Dietz
Mike Tyson moments
Thnx Jake Hanly
80’s Lover – cb shaw
WTF?!
OK to be gay
Thnx Wade Oates
new03b.jpg (JPEG Image, 650×695 pixels)
thnx ESPO
Sergei’s Frankenstein Litter РExperiments in the Revival of Organisms
8.
perfect stewardess
heels on a train
This is the New Hollywood!
in the Train Prank
Hollywood celebrities all go anorexic turning absolutely flat
Private space companies start competing for cheaper tickets to the Moon
2014 Roundtrip Moon Ticket – $100 Million.
What’s up with the “cocaine mummies”?
The Weird Science Awards
Inside Norway’s ”Doomsday” Seed Vault
Scattered around the Spanish coastline, 700 shipwrecks lie laden with more gold and silver than in the vaults of the Bank of Spain
Active Reactor Radio Active watches Made in Japan.
I’m sure airport security will love this one
Arm-wrestling game recalled after players break arms
Weird Costume Men’s Underpants from Japan
Airmusician Air Guitar
Sushi-Rolling Machine
Reminds me of cigarette rollers
Sex in God’s Words by NaTaS
Biblical Sex Talk
Mystery container found on beach
Thnx David Canning
Pies
watered
-Lisa Soaking. Beakman World.
pie face
Allan Coe Anita Bryant
Bryant Pie in the Face
Pie in the Face
Classic custard pie in the face. Only REAL cream pies are used in my videos. No shaving cream.
Green Slime
shower
In The Face
girl gunged
Pools
at Mohegan Sun 2007
Escapes Major Injury in ATV Rollover
up, wazzup
The Webby Awards’ 12 Most Influential Online Videos of All Time
Obey Plagiarist Shepard Fairey
Throwbacks – Insane Collection of Vintage Spraypaint
T-Qualizer Shirt Flashing Shirt
Inside Skate – Upholstered Skateboard For Indoors
Pipeline Fish Tank
There’s graffiti, then there’s historic graffiti
Santa’s Crimes Against Humanity
Salvia Divinorum to become Schedule 1 drug this new year in Illinois
NPR : ‘Cocaine Shortage’ May Be a Myth
Thnx Petey
vs Duck Hunt
vs Contra
Godzilla doesn’t need 30 lives, HE ONLY NEEDS ONE TO KICK ASS!
Blingee.com SeMeN SPeRmS stamp
Haaah, check out Blingees made with my sperm gif!
Questionable Redecorating Tips & More From TONY’s Cheap Issue
“Sounds…delightful. What girl wouldn’t want “You Look Ugly” ground into her mirror and images of spermatozoids swimming over her ceiling and cabinents?”
Guitar Solo–Eddie Van Halen
Halen vs AC/DC
youths hit by heroin
Moms, don’t blow heroin smoke into yer kids mouths to calm them.
Burroughs in NIKE Air Max commercial
Pretty Gross
HEAD – Helpless – Live – 1980
the Animal Steel at the Zoo
Gene – Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo
midget
German Midget
Vs Shark
Bastard (1968) – Catchy Theme Song
РFiktivní výbuch atomové bomby v Krkonoších (Zprávy ČT24)
Hackers smuggle mushroom cloud into CT’s live broadcasting – Prague Daily Monitor – 18.06.2007
explosion Nükleer Felaket
Baby Jesus Gets GPS After Thefts
Busy Bank Robber at Fulton Mall Was Too Predictable, Police Say
For Orlando Taylor, a 26-year-old Brooklyn man who apparently had a strange attraction to a couple of bank branches at the bustling Fulton Mall, three times was a charm. So was the fourth time. But according to the police, when he returned on Tuesday to c
New Zealand toilet inventor flushes out worm worries
“She felt that the worms were being unfairly treated, being expected to deal with human faeces, and that it could affect them in a psychological way,”
Japan: It’s O.K. to Fire on Godzilla, Official Says РNew York Times
The Post-Apocalyptic Collection
Sneaky Drink a Beer Anywhere
Cheeta – Donate to or Purchase a Painting
He likes to paint and has developed a wonderful talent as an abstract artist trademarked as “Ape-stract.”
Cheeta the World’s Oldest Chimpanzee
Paintings by Chimpanzee Outsell Warhol, Renoir at Auction
NPR : No Chump Change for Chimp Art
Congo (chimpanzee)
Congo was the name of a chimpanzee who learned to paint on paper and canvas, under the aegis of zoologist, ethologist, and surrealist painter Desmond Morris. He was most productive in the late 1950s. His style has been identified with abstract impressioni
Helping Hands: Monkey Helpers for the Disabled
List of apes
The Craziest Kewpie Doll Ever! PQ Creepy Kewpie Doll (Gross Q)
Bowie Lollipop In Eye
A Subway Workers Legacy, in Art Form
Black Sabbath Riots: Milwaukee 1980
A-Ron Needs Interns
Bear-ly Legal
NSFW
The Bronze Pinball Machine with Woman Affixed Also
Foster Back Track – Stockings
Malone Trailer
Malone – Bad Guys
Dog
kid + Paintball + Temper = lolz
or Here’s an Old Man Talking About Sex
Service Saftey Video (WARNING: Little Disturbing)
Movies with Dyanne Thorne
Thnx EMone
Comedy Stylings of John Roberts – The Christmas Tree
Thnx Aviva Yael
Talons Make Me Horny – NSFW
Thnx Truett Dietz
Flaming Shot
Thnx Annette Bunny
Hatchet vs Genitals – NSFW
So Fuckin’ Wrong!
Thnx Roy Roy
flute plays O christmas tree
Thnx Tim Barber
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
IKE ‘BEATS’ TINA TO DEATH
Thnx Espo
How a pair got out of jail free
A Plague of rats hits Indian state
Team trailer (Jean-Claude Van Damme & Dennis Rodman)
FOR DEATH Mall Scene
Verg tearin up the set!
for Death trailer (Steven Seagal)
up empty fuel cans
The Top (trailer)
Your Consideration: Road House
Strutters’ Encounter with the Five-O
Pink Angels (trailer)
thnx Billoney
Suspected Mexican cannibal found dead in cell
Tijuana enclave feels sting of escalating border strife – Los Angeles Times
U.S. Border Patrol agents have battled rock-throwing attackers by launching pepper spray and tear gas into Mexican border neighborhoods
AK47 Paper Gun Model Kit
A gift for the person who has everything
The Kingdom Of Steel Manowar Online Store
The new MANOWAR condoms are the perfect romantic accessory for all true metal couples.
Giant rat found in ‘lost world’
Seen bigger in Chinatown!
Weird Vintage Japanese Model Kits
The Key to Reserva – Hitchcock X Scorsese
Thnx Jake Hanly
Sperm Tattoos
Gold Pill makes your poop glitter for $425
Thnx Billoney
Dana DeArmond x Johnny Ramone RIP
NSFW
McPiss
Some weird chick takes a piss on the floor of mcdonalds. Would you like fries with that!
Ass Police
German Shepherd in Police Uniform
NYC///POP LIFE///RYAN McGINLEY IN THE GUGGENHEIM SPIRAL…
WireImage: Listings
Artist A-Ron and Socialite Genevieve Jones
Lower East Side – Art – Holidays – New York Times
The Guggenheim’s Young Collectors Ball
Get Kicked To The Curb
Miss McDonald Zombie
Stewardess/Flight Attendant Uniform Collection
682 different stewardess uniforms from 301 airlines.
Custom Welding Helmets and Masks
Dirty Bastard – Drunken Freestyle Yo MTV Raps
Thnx Jake Hanly
Neckface – Features – Dazed Digital
Dolphin vagina
Explains Masturbation To Dj
Canoeist resurfaces five years on
Fire crew aid in penis operation
BBC NEWS | England | Devon | Flatulence ban for club pensioner
Thnx David Canning
Don’t Smoke Weed!
Thnx Jeff Henrikson
rap represented in mathematical charts and graphs
Thnx Jaylan Yolac
Soccer
Walk
Walk It Out!
Thnx EMone
New York in Black and White – Vintage NYC Photos
Blender skateboarding circa 1985
Thnx Jacob Korczynski
80 Blocks From Tiffany’s (Video Documentary) Now Online!
Dope!
Thnx Peter Sutherland
Student charged in museum bomb hoax granted bail
Dude, It’s Art!
Suck” by Jaw Knee & A-Ron
Thnx Wade Oates
Chimps beat humans in memory test
Thnx Bjarni Einarsson
Yo Dick – Acoustic Version
3D Thumbs. Hot Free 3D Porn Drawings. Free 3D TGP
NSFW
The Juvenile System Photo Gallery
The Spanking News -Employee strip-searched and spanked because of phone call
Girl Flashing In Subway Fast Food Restaurant
She Talks About Cheddar & Sour Cream Chips, Awesome! NSFW
3D rendedered hot sexy virtual girls
Pretty Kute ‘n Kreepy
Damme gets a boner!
T. Justice orders diablo sandwich
Lane Blacktop – I’M NOT INTO THAT!
Such A Good Scene!
LANE BLACKTOP (trailer)
Point (1971) – Trailer
Point – Primal Scream
Mondays – Performance – OSM live
Mondays Interview
Women Police Academy
Bad Bitches In Burquas
Baby Sissy Nappy Diaper Cover
Namath and Pantyhose
Young twins with ‘divine power’ lead guerrilla army
Old News But Crazy
Twins
The Tree Man
Dogg -Sensual seduction
Thnx Haley
Oscar De La Hoya Rocks the Fishnets
WTF Tadpole Molester
Fast Food: Ads vs. Reality
A History Of Racist Spokescharacters
Guy Hurls Plungers At People’s Backs
of East Harlem – Run Shaker Life (Soul to Soul)
Thnx Peter Sutherland
Dat Soulja Boy, Kids!
Yo Dick
Thnx ESPO!
The Apocalypses That Might Have Been
Suzanne G. – Giving Taste A Bad Name Since Kindergarten
Man gets probation for secret apartment at mall
RC Steam Powered Centipede
Clothing LED
Chris Gilmour – Cardboard Sculptures
J-Lo Picks A Winner…and Eats It!
superheros with down syndrome
Surfin Bird live 1978
Dies Irae – The Trip (1971)
CAN – Das Millionenspiel
The Inner Space (Can) – I’m Hiding My Nightingale
Chasses Bizarres
Gallery of Container Ship Accidents
Man cuts off his own arm
USERS ARE LOSERS!
FOOD COURT GOTH
U.S. prison system a costly and harmful failure: report
Hide your old pills in poop, government says
Are We Losing the Fight for Porn?
The uninvited guest: Chinese sub pops up in middle of U.S. Navy exercise, leaving military chiefs red-faced
Russia sect holes up in cave to await end of world
Vortex Vibrations Suction Vacuum Cleaner Vibrator
‘I gotta stay home and vacuum tonight’
Tie
G-Spot Amplification‚Ñ¢
Bus Shelter In Chelsea Is Defaced With Acid – New York Times
Councilman blasts graffiti class at Hostos Community College
Digital ‘smiley’ turns 25
🙂
Ave flashing gone wrong!
QUEEN PART2
thnx Flossy
– Crank that Soulja Boy
thnx EMone
Dildo Cart Ride
nsfw
Skateboardmom.com
SK8 MILFS! thnx Tim Barber
Los Angeles Prank Call
thnx Jake Hanly
Commercial
thnx Mats Hökdahl
!!!
Rate My Corpse Paint
HowTo: Bump Key
thnx Truett Dietz
D – Mantronix – UK Hip-Hop 101 ’87
Skeerd
The Order of Death Preview
Bohemian Club
Evil Reptilian Jinn living among us controlling institutions
DAVID ICKE: The Lizards and the Jews
Market Train
Thnx Steven Powers
A (Not So) Complete History of Celebrity Pot Smoking Photos
Frat House
thnx Billoney
Van Halen Jump Sounding Mad Fucked
thnx Fons.Ske
Farty Pants
NOT the scientology recruitment video ^o)
– O&A Fan-To Catch A Predator
big spider bite
“I think I’m gonna puke!” I agree!
To Catch a Sex Predator… Guy Passes Out!!!
Catch a Predator” Perv falls headfirst. New Jersey 2007
Kelly – Real Talk Behind the Scenes
“They don’t shit what we eat!”
METAL REMIX!
Be Ridin’ Spinnaz
BAD Trip Off Benadryl
– How to Make a Zine; Paper, Scissors, Pen – Rockin!
LAME!
BILLONEY.COM
Size DXM Extraction
is my only love.
extraction from tussin+(NOT tussin)
DXM Extractions
New Drug – Jenkem
Nu Rave!
on the News
Duuuude! Thnx Peter Sutherland
Chinatown Garbage Tour
Ripley’s Believe It or Not
On judge judy
on jerry springer
Puke-alicious
Survivor Duck: 15 Years and 17,000 Miles Later
American Civil Liberties Union : Combatting the Surveillance Industrial Complex
Point, Click… Eavesdrop: How the FBI Wiretap Net Operates
Dance Show Hot Dance Line
Brown judges 1972 Dance contest.
The Official Michael Caine Website
Graffiti : Ossario : Alexandre Orion
Urban Ecological Subversion: The Art of Guerilla Gardening in Public Spaces
Decency debate rages after Southwest shuns flier in skimpy attire
CBGB TO BE CHIC BOUTIQUE
You already know…
Download This: YouTube Phenom Has a Big Secret
All About Fakery…
Delphinus Delight
Dolphins Petition
Dolphin
Sex with Dolphins – “How To”, and a Personal Viewpoint…
Drifters – UP ON THE ROOF
“This video’s got it all – graff, soul, pigeons, rooftop action!” – Steven Powers
President Bush Gets His Watch Jacked
Man gets sick benefits for heavy metal addiction
Disney Animation Reuse
Hand Wound : Rattlesnake Bite
Meat Wigs
Kenadie Jourdin-Bromley’s Official Site
Mini Mixed Chocolate Human Brains Treats with Cherries (Mini brains, 12 pieces)
mymy what an ass
thnx jankins797
Bill on The Bible
thnx skoolz
skate. Manual Tutorial Featuring Jason Dill
Haaaah…creepy computer version of Dill
thnx annette bunny
Singing
LET A CRACKHEAD SING AT YOUR FUNERAL
thnx espo’s sister
The Secret Life of Howard Hughes
THE HUGHES LEGACY SCRAMBLE FOR THE BILLIONS – TIME
BRITNEY ALONE!
thnx mike troubleman
Tiger Pumping – Saline Men – Supersize Your Sac!
Yikes! NSFW
thnx truett dietz
With John – Episode One – Montauk with Jim Jarmusch
thnx truett dietz
Aron tricked us into being in this video…
thnx jen bucken
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
Israeli Neo-Nazi Cell Broken Up
thnx espo
sequenza del mattatoio
thnx clear john
Attack
thnx russell gordon
Navajo Crips
thnx mike troubleman
General Strike: 9/11/07
N.W.A. Clip
thnx espo
Walken’s Three Little Pigs
Kerouac Reads from On The Road
R. Kelly Trapped in the Closet Character Map
“It’s [Kelly’s] ability to weave the plight of modern man into larger-than-life characters and absurdist plots that points to a deeper, more literary genius. As Monteverdi is to opera, R. Kelly is to hip-hopera. I don’t think anyone would deny that.”
– E
Awesome Skate Tricks Video
Of Rodney Mullen
thnx mike troubleman
Poster Warning Police Brutality
Superfly Parts
5,100 Boy Scout leaders removed for abuse
In The Closet (Chapter 14)
In The Closet (Chapter 13)
R. Kelly Is Back!
Buyer pays $84,000 for skateboarding video
‘Corny’ thnx leo f
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
Car Chase – Italian Style
Rambo
Schwarzenegger kills people
– Fungi
Heads!
Accused Campground Peeper Tied To Tree
Wild Vervet Monkeys Wreak Havoc in Kenya
“The monkeys grab their breasts and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us ”
Catsuit & Rebreather
Police w/ Kanye West – Message in the Bottle
Kanye West…worst rapper ever?! You Decide…
Theme Song 1969
plays guns n roses – sweet child o’ mine!
Fetish
Ewwww…
Teen USA 2007 – South Carolina answers a question
Teens are our future.
thnx mike s
WTF??
Ron Mueck
Fresh Jugs – Thank the Milkman for those delicious Jugs!
Show Them To Me
Corny Horny Country Together With Titty Shot Movie Comp
Teaming Baroness
thnx fdg1977
Incense Medical Information
Liquid incense is sold on the Internet under a variety of brand names. It is usually described as a room deodorizer, despite being sold for other purposes. Liquid incense that is breathed in (inhaled) is called a “popper.”
pantyhose
leotard collection vol 1
Girl Fight
Kraftschlag – Klansman KKK Fucks FREEDOM OF SPEECH Amerikkka Red White & Blue Swastikas
‘Kraftschlag – Klansman Skinhead skinheads RAC 88…white power aryan race niggers interracial Hitler America right wing KKK Supremist WPWW 1488 MTV Nationalist 88 skinhead’ WTF FTW Shit Is Fucked
on Poppers
A mate of ours having a big sniff of poppers
Invasion
Poppers pumps up the party
poppers effect 2
V festival Poppers competition!
POPPERS THEN A BONG HIT
and poppers
experimenting with the song “Chocolate Rain”
how about experimenting puttin’ a loaded shotgun in yer fuckin’ mouth and pumpin’ the trigger, wigger!
SNOW (CHOCOLATE RAIN PARODY)
You Kill Yerself Tube
Rain McDonald’s Spot / Tay Zonday
Rain Sung By McGruff The Crime Dog
Rain 8Bit Remix
Rain” Original Song by Tay Zonday
Rush II
co worker sniffing gin
vs. Transvestite Basketball
You just don’t get entertainment like this in America.
thnx clear john
RUSH¬Æ Liquid Incense¬Æ World’s Best Selling Brand Liquid Aroma¬Æ
Pete Doherty’s Cats Test Positive for Cocaine
thnx steven powers
Gallardo with custom paint job
thnx jaydub
NMKY (Finnish YMCA cover)
Those Crazy Finns!
thnx fons ske
THE INDESTRUCTIBLE MAN
and Butthead on Letterman
Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
thnx david canning
“Weekly Review” Harper’s Magazine
R. Pufnstuf – Mechanical Boy.
Someone Needs To Do A Neu Rave Remix!
thnx fdg1977
Cookie Rapper
thnx barber tim
Cheerleader Brawl
Yesssssssss!
BEARFORCE1 — The first real ‘bearband’ of the world.
thnx bobby wham
Holy Shit! Too Gay For Work…
thnx bobby wham
‘Em!
thnx russell gordon
Gooden Strawberry Tyson
Memorial Diamonds created from a lock of hair or cremated remains / ashes / cremation
My relatives diamond is clearer than your relatives diamond, mines looks like Grey Goose, yers looks like urine, son!
thnx maxwell goldman
Vibrator robber jailed over raid
thnx david canning
wave pool in Tokyo. Where’s the water?
thnx tim artz
Real Doll Lovers
“Remember the iDollator community? You know, the dudes who have “relationships” with their Real Dolls? Well, here’s a short documentary about them. It’s very creepy, very scary, and very sad.”
thnx carlen altman
Mia Rose
World of Whorecraft, and why a poor whore got banned
thnx bret pittman
Poetry Slam Intro
Like, Woah!
: ŸÑÿπŸÜÿ™ ÿ®ÿ± ÿߟäŸÜ ŸàÿߟÑÿØŸäŸÜ – ŸàŸäÿØŸäŸà : – Lil’ Kid Smokes Opium
thnx annette n jr
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
I’m Really Jamaican
Ja’Fakin’ – thnx matt goias
Really Jamaican Remix
thnx matt goias
Raped By A Dolphin
TeddyFucker.com
NSFW
Trepanation – an alternative medicine approach towards mental well being
ITAG Trepan Trepanation
During the period from 2000 until 2004, ITAG’s focus was mainly on establishing relations with a medical facility that would provide elective trepanation services for individuals who wanted to be trepanned. Competent surgeons were found and a pilot study was instantiated. During those four years, fifteen volunteers were trepanned by an experienced surgeon. All surgeries were successful and there were no complications. All volunteers were satisfied with the results.
Trepanation Photos
Tesla’s Biography
Trepanation
Transatlantic Review Trepanation Interview – Bart Huges / Joe Mellen
SERGIO ARAGONES
Frogs
Surgically alters thumbs to better use iPhone
“The procedure involved making a small incision into both thumbs and shaving down the bones, followed by careful muscular alteration and modification of the fingernails.”
A/C Unit Keeps Car Cool
thnx orion bayo
White Rapper Wale Merriweather Wears Junkie Whammy
thnx jen bucken
Surprise Superhero Gay Time
thnx carlen altman
SKILLZ! Rock
To Punish Thai Police, a Hello Kitty Armband
Thnx Sarah18
Saw @ Stereo Mars sound PNP Rally 1986
Thnx Matt Goias
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
Exploring the Massive, Viscous Oil Blob That Lies Just Beneath the Streets of Greenpoint
Flashlight Weapon Makes Targets Throw Up
Distortrait
Sex Addicts Anonymous
Hills 90210 – Kelly’s Rape
when Dylan calls Kelly and tells her he wants to get high, she agree to meet him, when she gets out her car, she is followed into an alley, and gets beat up, and thrown onto a pile of garbage, then she is raped
Hospital – Luke Rapes Laura
In 1979 Luke raped Laura at the disco. Here are those famous scenes.
Girls – Nazi Pope
– Nazi Grindhouse Exploitation clip
Female Teen Employee Strip Searched And Molested In McDonalds
Osama’s Taliban Orgy
NSFW
TI dog
Cute or TOTALLY FUCKIN’ CREEPY?!
Disaster Strikes: Orchard Street Destroyed!
Kings Highway Subway Station
World Naked Bike Race
The Smoking Museum
Employee Video – Grill SKILLZ! Rap
Cookin’: The Farmhouse Sandwhich
Injuries Test
I’m SORRY…It does get worse…
Ground Final Scene
It doesn’t get worse than this…
Ground Trailer
I saw this film stoned in a texas drive-in when i was 16
Dad shaped mango like a VagINA!
Sexy Robots
thnx tim barber
PICTURE NY Petition
dancing
FACE!!!!
Custom Figures
McDonald’s Daughter
McDonalds Commercial – Creeepy!
tupacisme69
to Make a New York Egg Cream
EVOLUTION OF M.J. by CB – THE ETCH A SKETCH MAN
thnx froglegsfordinner
Jon & the East Side Boyz – “The Nigger Counter” (132x)
Call me Whitey, Nigger
Remember the 90’s??
or Nigga ?
– The KKK took my baby away LIVE in Sweden
YouTube Sucks
and Wildboy TV intro (1977)
Killing Of America
Thnx John Carchietta
Lizzy – Bad Reputation at the Sydney Opera House 1978
Lizzy – Bad Reputation
Thnx Nick Kokkinis
Third Nipple Peirced
Thnx Orion Bayo
Boyfriend pillow for Japan singles
US cat ‘predicts patient deaths’
Thnx David Canning
Vandals”
Fun or Dumb? The Problem of Vandalism
FUN!
Dropout (Part 1) / Why Teenagers Drop Out Of High School
Thnx Frogslegsfordinner
Original full-size Johnny Five robot from Short Circuit – (item 230155438774 end time Aug-03-07 18:00:00 PDT)
Thnx Eddie Perez
Skull-A-Day
Gimme Octopus 1
Plays Pac-Man
cereal commercial (early 80’s)
1999 Sci Fi Tv Intro 1srt Season episode
Electric Company – Poison
Yuk Commercial
Manhattan Trailer
Thnx John Carchietta
Residents – Renaldo and the Loaf – Songs For Swinging Larvae
The Fantastic Foreskin
Circumcised men are employing weights and pulleys to cover themselves back up
Ricky – Late Night Special
WTF?!
Killers (1973) – Trailer
These guys have a message for the cops… and it ain’t Happy Birthday.
birthing Video
pipa – Surinam Toad w/ eggs
pipa – Surinam Toad Babies Emerging
www.sleepassault.com
Hot Teen Sleepy Heads. NSFW!
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
– Philipino Inmate Version
1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines at practice! Thnx Peter Sutherland.
Robert Reed – Champagne OK
Spot The Fake Smile
Thnx Tim Barber
Blood Puddle Pillows
Largest Man Meets Smallest Man
Hell on Earth: The never before seen colour photographs of the bloody battle of Passchendaele | the Daily Mail
Alpha the Robot Meets Zorine, Queen of the Nudists
Dolphin voyeurs kill the mood for saucy submariners
De France 2007 – Dog Accident
Oh Man! Thnx Peter Sutherland.
A-Ron Featured in I-D
Flamethrower Goes Bad
“We made us a Supersoaker flamethrower but it went wrong.”
a super-soaker at -45F
Flamethrower
To Paint With a Fire Extinguisher
of the Body Snatchers Dog Scene
Replaced With Pods
and Gentleman, I Give You Ghetto-Man!
Thnx Espo
Monkeys
Thnx Tim Barber!
L.E.FUCKIN.S
Inversion
Little Girl Allegedly Taped ‘Rolling’ on Ecstasy
Beware of Tainted Toothpaste
Gothamist Labs: Map
New York City pays $29,000 for arresting topless woman
Ugly Outfits New York
Steve Kurtz, artist or terrorist?
Another, more whimsical project that Kurtz showcased at the conference in Amsterdam was called Cult of the New Eve (CONE). It consisted of a mock religion that practiced “molecular cannibalism” by inviting people to eat bread and drink beer containing
Memetic Engineering
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
Severed Thumb
Head between two asses
Welch (Shower Scene)
10 Top Ways To Spot A Ladyboy Katoey In Thailand
How do I get blood out of denim?
1976 – Best/worst moments
Erotic life cast sculpture studio
Barbarian Princess
RoboSapien Sex
Emeraald Mask
Striped Tights Fetish Blog
semensperms
SeMeN SPeRmS
SeMeN IRAK
Extreme Wheelchair Riding
break dance
MyDeathSpace.com
Priest’s Murder Posted On YouTube
Brooklyn Banks 2005
No Aaron / No NYC
Johnson Smith’s Fun Catalog 1979
Vinyl Data
“That’s right: there were a handful of records released in the late 70’s and early 80’s that contained computer programs as part of the audio. This is totally insane, and totally great.”
A Walk in the Valley of the Uncanny
Flower Communicator Hanakotoba – Listen to your plants!
Japanese beer for children
Dante’s Inferno – A Virtual Tour of Hell
Exploring the Mind-Body Orgasm
Now, self-healing materials can mimic human skin, healing again and again
Public donates to UW scientist to fund backward-in-time research
Plants recognize their siblings, biologists discover
THE STARCHILD SKULL: Deformed Human or Human-Alien Hybrid?
Cosplayers and Robots Dancing in the Streets
Asahi Robocco BeerBot (Beer pouring robot)
UFO Area: Man Has Green Blood
Antique And Vintage Tattooed Nudes
eBay: NECKFACE TRASH CANS RARE NO RESERVE AUTHENTIC BANKSY
Revs
Squirrel goes on rampage, injures 3
‘Cream of Wheat’ man gets grave marker
Toddler served margarita in a sippy cup
Wasting away in Margaritaville
in the Closet 12
in the Closet 11
In The Closet Part 10
In The Closet Part 9
in the Closet (Part 8)
in the closet Part 7
in the Closet (Parts 5 and 6)
in the Closet 1-5
Time Out New York: How to: Redo your loo
LIKE A CHOLO
One of those Worst and Best moments
Turbo II, Junkyard Boogaloo
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
OFFSHORE RADIO IN 60’S UK
CAROLINE
Redding – Satisfaction (Live)
to play “Saturday In The Park”
– Over Under Sideways Down
Faces – All Or Nothing
From a Documentary called My Generation
Troubled clown hopes for second chance
Markham, the Suffolk resident whose alter ego is Spunky the Clown, was arrested May 6 and charged with attempting to smuggle marijuana to an inmate at the Greensville Correctional Center
Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A ‘Gay Bomb’
Ja on WNYU (old Dj eclipse show)
Rack Lo Interview
Big Pile of Naked Page 3 Girls
eBay: GIL HIBBEN~ALIEN~CUSTOM ULTRA RARE~MASTERPICE~UNIQUE
Two of these and you’re good!
eBay: 1970-76 New Jersey MUG SHOT Biker Gang Book
“Motorcity Competition Regular Skaters of the 1970’s”
Orchard Street Bootleg Mini-Mall Pictures
VintageGirlwatchers.com
Pictures of Joyce DeWitt from “Three’s Company”
Hanna-Barbera Land
just another lost dream
The Great Crush Collision
Apparently bored in 1896, Texas railroad agent William G. Crush decided to make his own fun. He got two train engines, painted one green and one red, and set them at opposite ends of a two-mile track. Then he sent them toward each other at 45 mph
School Yearbook Features Kids Doing Drugs
Weasel Coffee
Delicious coffee regurgitated by weasels
DaM-Hobos
OMG NSFW Hobo Porn!
Hasselhoff Eats A Burger While Drunk (Full Version)
Burger ‘n Muffintop
The Dishonor Roll – Women Arrested for Indecent Behavior With Kids
Accused Female Pedophiles, Molesters and Sex Offenders…There’s some hot ones!
Fart Combat
GIRLS
girls fart
Drop
It’s a brand new dance that’s goin’ around
Now That’s What I Call a Security Camera!
The Bad Old Days
Thnx Booberry Bill
Cocaine energy drink pulled from shelves
…because it SUCKS!
Cheetos Lip Balm
Quick vibrating lock pick – How To
Naughty Kid Skirt Lifting
Ye Olde Metal Days – a photoset on Flickr
More Unkempt Hair Farmers
Brazilian Wax Video
What PJ Needs!
PJ Harvey Hairy Upskirt
Woof!
Chinese Boy With an Extraordinarily Big Head
You Ovenhead!
Hawking Zero-G
Awesome!!!
Stone has “white hair”
Not A Rolling Stone
Vision
IRAK! IRAK! IRAK!
Infomercial
IRAK! IRAK! IRAK!
Bud Bundy Busted 4 Bud
Guy Peellaert
N.M. Tech takes lime green toilet off clock tower
Man Posed As Leukemia Boy to Get Child Porn
“My love of my life turned out to be a 30-year-old pedophile.”
DISSECTION Frontman Shot Himself In Head As Part Of Ritual Suicide
“I’m going away for a long, long time. I’m going to Transylvania.”
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
SeMeN SPeRmS x Claw Money Skateboard in Nylon
Crazy Interactive Instrument
aaron bondaroff – Razor Apple
Style Q&A: Aaron Bondaroff
The Brand Underground – New York Times
STUSSY WORLD TOUR aNYthing
cycling in kneesocks
Christina Aguilera and Donald Duck love boobies!
Stacy Keibler Gets Her Skirt Pulled Off Video
Don Bolles of the Germs busted for Dr. Bronners soap
Boy, 7, Finds Crack Cocaine in Pocket
Sharking Galore – Japanese Underwear Shark
More Top Sharking
More Sharking
Japanese Sharking
European Sharking
“>European Sharking
Franciszek Starowieyski Posters
Breast Health Slideshow
The Faustian Bargain of The LES Hipster
Cover Art Artist Gallery #1: Marcus Keef (photographer)
GAL’S GROWL: HEAR ME ROAR
“I’m not a woman!” a fist-swinging lesbian shouted as she and her six girlfriends jumped the terrified man who had dared to flirt with them
CITY COMMISH SLAMS RISE IN PARK GRAFFITI
“…but you can see the price society pays when people decide it’s OK to do graffiti,” a peeved Commissioner Adrian Benepe told lawmakers at the City Council.”
LOWER EAST SLIDE – A HIP ENCLAVE, CLUBBED TO DEATH
“…and Kid America, who’s not really famous for anything but has been on the scene forever and could conceivably be 45.”
Exploding iPod Art
All about Jay Maynard, the TRON Guy
Looks like the ‘Where’s My Stapler?’ dude from Office Space in some Hott CosPlay Action!
Animated Atari Pong T-Shirt
The Voynich Manuscript
Codex Seraphinianus, by Luigi Serafini – 1983
The Codex Seraphinianus is unique in placing its invented world centre stage and, even more uniquely, purporting to be a product of that world itself.
Codex Seraphinianus
More Backstory
Haaaah!
Graffiti Artist Claw Money Cashes in Her Street Cred
70’s Van Advertisements
Cinesex gallery of porn posters
– Autobahn
Jan Lenica – Polish Posters
SKATEBOARD KINGS 1978 – a British documentary crew comes to DogTown
1929 Johnson Smith Novelty Catalogue
Titty Puppetry
Cosplay Flashmob Dancers Dispursed By The Man
Cellular automata video synthesizer kit
Things Computers Can Do in Movies
The times they are a’changin’?
the history and psychology of the heckler
Mammatus, Lenticular & Other Extreme Clouds
Semz
Advice for Graffiti Writers
NYPD Intelligence Op Targets Dot-Matrix Graffiti Bike
Autograf: SEMZ
RIP
S.F. Live Masturbate-a-Thon Scheduled May 26
Mystery cat takes regular bus to the shops
Arirang Festival
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
Racial slur on sofa label stuns family
USC Bare Ass
SeMeN SPeRmS SKaTeBoArD TeAm CaPTaiN
Peak Hill Climb Peugeot 405 T16
Thnx Peter Sutherland
Panda Porn
Principal Sues Over Fake MySpace Profile
Gotta love the smell of chrome paint!
‘Freddy Krueger’ attacker jailed
A man obsessed with the horror film character Freddie Krueger used a home-made bladed glove to slash his sleeping friend.
Craigslist ad leads to trashed home
School principal sues students over parody MySpace profile
A school principal sued four former students who he claims posted parody MySpace.com profiles saying he smoked pot, kept beer at school and liked having sex with students.
Lawmaker wants baking soda to be sold behind counter
Million Dollar Man “The Secret of Bigfoot”
Marijuana’s Key Ingredient Might Fight Alzheimer’s
MANGROOMER Do-It-Yourself Electric Back Hair Shaver
Art of the Shock-tail
the mixologists at the Double Down Saloon in Las Vegas keep an unmarked bottle of vodka in which float several slices of bacon.
Man Invents Musical Condoms
Uncle Oinker’s Gummy Bacon
Museum of bad album covers: the worst album covers ever!
Bacon Air Freshener
Celebrities Eating Dot Com
Houdini Revealed
Computing Photographic Forgeries
What’s it like to get a needle in the eyeball?
‘I’m the last crazy artist’ – Alejandro Jodorowsky
Yikes! It’s The Tiger Fish!
Hand Wound Monday: Recluse Spider Part 2 of 6
KKK Beauty Pageant

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