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N.J. trooper admits sharing ‘intimate photos’ of women he pulled over https://t.co/colGEF5HeX

Some Crypto-Capitalists Just Want to See the World Burn https://t.co/B1HWtLFXfH

Sex and the Swingers of the Future https://t.co/efgJgMSztH

Hackers could program sex robots to kill! https://t.co/V6D9UYmDN3

Man left unable to get an erection after being scratched by a CAT and contracting rare feline disease https://t.co/KJx4lzZdFB

Sewage workers have found a 130-tonne ball of congealed fat -dubbed a “monster fatberg” clogging a Victorian sewer https://t.co/tzul5kG6Oe

10 Rappers Who Have Killed People
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Goodbye, Pork Pie Hat: Watch Charles Mingus Get Evicted From His NYC Studio, 1966
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Alibaba Founder Jack Ma Has Set a New Bar for Tech CEO Weirdness https://t.co/YQE762MbGu

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Facebook Enabled Advertisers to Reach ‘Jew Haters’ https://t.co/PYu5aMxwCK

Approximately 5,000 bikes apparently abandoned at ‘leave no trace’ Burning Man https://t.co/ZH1QPSs3xu

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‘Pharma Bro’ Martin Shkreli Lists His Wu-Tang Album On eBay https://t.co/2cbOlJs6Ok

Julian Assange Just Showed How YouTube Censors Ron Paul for Promoting Peace—This is 1984 https://t.co/Zct46YB88r

Here’s how drugs are getting smuggled from South America to the US https://t.co/bdXe8gt4oK

Ghost Lobster caught off Maine coast https://t.co/jXu01iPgeW

 

RT @FOX2now: Police share images of the items that protesters are throwing at them https://t.co/URhr21VV8C https://t.co/fDqP4I0EAQ

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DEA Sting Uncovers $1 Million Of Meth Disguised As Phallic Candles https://t.co/3OcEtSgVhm

Mom orders a phone screen on eBay and it comes with a free bag of heroin https://t.co/LalRVRaVzw

Denver nurses suspended after opening body bag to admire size of dead man’s genitals
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Man Keeps Woman Hostage For 2 Months, Force-feeds Her Meth And Makes Her Call Him ‘the Reaper’ https://t.co/wFdSR3vooq

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WARNING! Intense Orgasmic Arousal Stimulation with Binaural Beats

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Zap to the brain alters libido in unique sex study

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50 People On ‘The Most Depraved Thing I Have Done For Sexual Gratification’

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Sex and dentistry: I made a fellatio prosthetic for my mouth

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Paradoxical undressing: getting naked before freezing to death

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Cannabis Tampons Are a Real Thing
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British Airways pilot grounded over alleged sext cockpit cock pictures in stockings taken at 38,000 feet thesun.co.uk/news/2077203/b…

VIDEO: Vandal Tears Apart Car For 6 Hours While Passersby Watch, Take Pictures
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LA Homeless man turns freeway underpass into a personal ‘paradise’ complete with JACUZZI and a four-poster bed dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3…

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False CNN-porn report shows how fast fake news spreads

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21 PCS Jay-Z Special

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Check out President Obama’s turntable setup in the White House (featuring weak-ass speakers)
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Malcolm McLaren’s son torched his multimillion dollar punk collection to protest the 40th anniversary of punk boingboing.net/2016/11/26/mal…

Times Square in the 1970s:A Day In The Life therialtoreport.com/2016/11/27/tim…

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No Evidence of Aloe Vera Found in the Aloe Vera at Wal-Mart, CVS bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

‘Quit Social Media. Your Career May Depend on It.’ m.slashdot.org/story/319047

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Wedge-tailed eagles do battle with mining giant’s drones, knocking nine out of sky, causing $100,000 in damage mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-11-1…

‘FUCK WHITE ART’
Racist Graffiti In Boyle Heights Could Be Response To Gentrification
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David Bowie’s Art Collection Nets $30 Million at London Auction
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Public Image Ltd met with Martin Scorsese about doing the ‘Raging Bull’ soundtrack dangerousminds.net/comments/publi…

Faking Your Own Death Has Become Surprisingly Common newyork.cbslocal.com/2016/10/31/fak…

Researchers trick facial recognition systems with facial features printed on big glasses boingboing.net/2016/11/02/res…

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The FBI Spent Two Years Investigating An Online Cult That Didn’t Exist – GodHatesGoths m.slashdot.org/story/318369

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AMERICAN REMAINS Art Opening January 31 SeMeN SPeRmS & Nick Stewart

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AMERICAN REMAINS

Opening Reception: Saturday, January 31st from 6:00 pm – 9:00 pm

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The salon at automatic sweat is pleased to announce American Remains, an exhibition of sculptures and installations by SeMeN SPeRmS and Nick Stewart.

The exhibition presents a collection of artifacts from a proposed mythology that straddles the indistinct line between American history and rural legend. Inspired by the decrepit highway-side nowhere towns of the southwest, the works offer warped satellite dishes and abandoned single-wide trailers as the weathered remnants of westward expansion. These ubiquitous emblems of a proud historical narrative about a prosperous America are presented alongside idiosyncratic icons of contemporary desert folklore, characterized by supernatural suspicion, eerie phenomena and UFO sightings.

Nick Stewart’s objects seek to excavate desert myth in the form of mutilated cattle hides shaped into six-pack-rings, which have been branded with a design that evokes both astral patterns and the corporate logo of an automobile manufacturer. Familiar objects such as a dented street lamp are distorted into paranormal forms, while satellite dishes specked with metal lesions , assume a watchful, almost anthropomorphic presence.

SeMeN SPeRmS sculptures reconstruct and reframe the desolate desert scape from a distance, dwarfing its earthly immensity and depriving it of anthropological context until the barren topography starts to seem post-apocalyptic, if not entirely lunar. The homespun style of his miniatures elude to a tradition of model hobbyists, while the bleak content matter disturbs the quaint escapism of toy model sets. The artists’ American desert is not an open expanse of freedom shaped by the antiquated tale of manifest destiny, but instead a barren celestial surface, a post-apocalyptic wasteland and government test-site.

American Remains considers the place of this contemporary American folklore within the historical narrative of the nation, forcing questions about the filters that parse national fact from fiction, Roswellian syndrome from national heritage. In this exhibit, the patriotic voices of the founding fathers are forced into direct dialogue with desert dwelling lunatics preaching about crop circles from the pages of the national enquirer. It is both a history text book and a camp fire story; a CNN headline and a wives tale muttered by the town drunk from his bar stool pedestal.
written by Claire Bargout

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