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✪ Chuck E. Cheese: Family Feuds at Birthday Parties Turn into Violent Brawls
Chuck E. Cheese, a chain of pizzerias and arcade play spaces often used to host kids birthday parties, has become a hot spot for violent brawls between the adults. Multiple fights have broken out at locations across the country, many captured on cell phone videos then posted on YouTube. These incidents have shined an unusual spotlight on this family-friendly restaurant chain that has been around since 1977. One Chuck E. Cheese location in Susquehanna, Pa., has had a lot of problems. According to Police Chief Robert Martin, local authorities have been called to that location 17 times over the course of 18 months, starting in 2009. Thanks Billoney
✪ Abobo’s Big Adventure
Abobo’s Big Adventure is a project that we have been working on for YEARS as a true labor of lovewith one goal in mind: To create the ultimate tribute to the NES! This gargantuan 8-bit parody game is made for the fans by the fans, and now you finally have the chance to control the angriest character in the known universe – Abobo!
✪ Lindsay Lohan wants relationship with Terry Richardson following ‘steamy night of passion’
The Freaky Friday star has apparently had a ‘major crush’ on the professional for a long time, and no doubt couldn’t wait to get in front of his camera. ‘Lindsay has been texting and phoning him nonstop and he’s actually kind of freaked out by how strong she’s been coming on to him,’ the source added. ‘It’s a difficult situation though as they move in the same circles and have a lot of mutual friends. He’s trying to work out a way to let her down gently without blowing their friendship.’
✪ Pics of Sex Slave ‘Pooch’, Victim In Glenn Marcus Case – NSFW (Obvs)
✪ Glenn Marcus: The S&M; Svengali
In 1998, “Jodi,” a Wisconsin woman, met a man in an Internet chat room who went by the moniker, GMYourGod. Jodi was about to embark on a long, sordid journey that would end in the U.S. Supreme Court; her dramatic and salacious case would be one of the weirdest the Supreme Court has ever seen. The chatroom was dedicated to sadomasochism, and GMYourGod, in reality one Glenn Marcus, would soon become her “master.” Jodi had dabbled in two prior sadomasochist relationships before she met Marcus, but Marcus operated on an entirely different level. Marcus had a reputation as a hardcore master. For one thing, he didn’t use safe words—something the mainstream bondage, dominance and sadomasochistic (BDSM) community generally uses. In a dominant-submissive relationship, safe words are a code for an activity—flogging, for example—to stop. They are the primary means by which the submissive partner could communicate that the activity was no longer consensual. Thanks Jasmine
✪ Victim of sex trafficker Glenn Marcus tells tormenter she carries ‘scars of torture’
A former sex slave turned the tables on her tormentor in a Brooklyn court Monday, delivering a verbal lashing before a judge sentenced him to eight years in prison. “I walk around and carry the physical scars of the torture you put me through. The cigarette burns, the knife carvings, the piercings,” the woman, referred to in court simply as Jodi, told Glenn Marcus. “How a human being can see humor in the torture, manipulation and brainwashing of another human being is beyond comprehension. You have given me a life sentence.” Marcus, 58, had appealed his sex trafficking and forced labor conviction all the way up to the U.S. Supreme Court, which sent the case back to Brooklyn for resentencing. Facing more than 20 years for torturing Jodi after she tried to break off their master-slave relationship, Marcus asked for a nonjail sentence so he could care for his elderly mother in their suburban Long Island home.
✪ Man who admitted jamming cell phones: ‘A lot of people are extremely loud’
Frustrated with fellow bus riders incessantly talking on their cell phones, a Philadelphia man began jamming the cell reception to silence their conversations. The NBC10 Investigators tracked down the cell phone zapper who targets talkers on a SEPTA bus route. Not only does he admit doing it, he thinks it’s a good thing. The man, who calls himself Eric, told the NBC10 Investigators, “I guess I’m taking the law into my own hands and quite frankly, I’m proud of it.” Eric says he doesn’t want to hear people talking on their cell phones in public. “It’s still pretty irritating and quite frankly it’s pretty rude,” said Eric. Eric says he’s firing up a cell phone jammer that he bought online to shut down conversations he doesn’t want to hear. “A lot of people are extremely loud, no sense of just privacy or anything, when it becomes a bother, that’s when I screw on the antenna and flip the switch,” said Eric.
✪ Sperm cannot detect smells: End of ‘Lily of the Valley phenomenon’ in sperm research?
According to a 2003 study by German and American scientists, a component of the Lily of the Valley scent known as Bourgeonal alters the calcium balance of human sperm and attracts the sperm. The “Lily of the Valley phenomenon” — also the title of a book about smelling — was born as a result of this discovery that sperm act as swimming olfactory cells which follow a “scent trail” laid by the egg. However, a detailed explanation for the Lily of the Valley phenomenon remained illusive as neither Bourgeonal nor other scents could be identified in the female sex organ. Scientists from the caesar research centre in Bonn, an Institute of the Max Planck Society, have now discovered that sperm do not function like olfactory cells — a finding that casts doubt on the assumption that scents play a role in fertilisation.
✪ Man arrested for asking who helped Mugabe blow balloons
Richmore Mashinga Jazi, a self-employed carpenter, was watching live coverage of Mugabe’s birthday bash last Friday while drinking with friends when he allegedly suggested that the 88-year-old president had sought help to blow up the balloons. “Ko ndiani abatsira kufuridzira Mugabe zvibharuma zvebirthday rake, uye achiri nesimba racho here? (Who helped Mugabe blow up his birthday balloons, does he still have the energy?) is the statement that got Mugabe’s loyalists mad, resulting in the arrest of Jazi.
✪ Drudge Report Looks Old-School, but Its Ad Targeting Is State-of-the-Art
Every major website tracks its users as they make their way through the site, but in an analysis completed by the privacy company, Abine, one major website stands out for the number and variety of tracking methods used on its site: The Drudge Report. That’s a surprising finding given that the site’s appearance hasn’t changed in a decade. In a recent salutary profile, The New York Times’ David Carr noted the site had “no video, no search optimization, no slide shows, and a design that is right out of a mid-’90s manual on HTML.” But don’t be fooled by Drudge’s surface simplicity: When you the visit, up to 27 different tracking technologies from 18 separate companies are deployed. Drudge is like a 1995 Ford Escort with a 500-horsepower advertising engine under the hood. Drudge uses twice the number of advertising tools as the average site, according to Abine. And Drudge stands out even among news sites, which Abine CTO Andrew Sudbury said deploy “a high number of tracking technologies.”

 

 

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Бременские музыканты. Наши дни. Bad-Ass Russian Metal!

Motorcycle with a drum set built from Moscow Alexander Ishutin biker. Musician, businessman and simply carried away by a man he believes that Moscow is less and less is something unusual. Alexander recalls how in the 90s to the observation deck, where traditionally gather all bikers in the capital, came really unusual vehicles. Now, in his opinion, the main trend – go to MOTOBIKE, buy a big bike and did not alter it.

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Goin’ Apeshit!

I Hate my Parents!

Girls in Boots!

“>✪ Miss Teen USA 2007 – South Carolina Answers A Question

This never gets old. “I personally believe, that U.S. Americans, are unable to do so, because uh, some, people out there, in our nation don’t have maps, and uh… I believe that our education like such as in South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like such as… and, I believe they should uh, our education over here, in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”

Obama Reptoid

Orgone Accumulator aka The Orgasmatron

“I couldn’t resist. William S. Burroughs, after all, had claimed to have a spontaneous orgasm from sitting in one.”

Urine-Soaked Eggs

“First, soak eggs in urine and heat them over the stove. After it boils, get all eggs out and crack their shells before putting them back. After a while, pour in new urine. Repeat it and simmer eggs for an entire day.”, “it tastes like spring.”, “The smell kills me. I feel like throwing up at the thought of it. It stinks.” – Video [Semen Sperms]

There Is No Poop Fairy

Flash Robbing – Blame the internet!

Creepy, Crusty, Crumbling, Illegal – Tour of Abandoned Six Flags New Orleans [75 Pics]

Dial-up sound 700% slower (“>Creepy)

A Gallery of DEVOlutionary Tattoos

Baboon Running Wild in New Jersey! I hope he’s having a Great Adventure!

Normal New Jersey – Foul-Mouthed Mechanic Broadcasted Over 911 System (with audio) – When asked if this situation would make him clean up his language around the shop, Taborelli responded, “I don’t know about that. … What, do you have one of the fishes on the back of your car?”, referring to the Christian fish symbols sold for display on vehicles.

Kids ingesting embalming fluid in wave of  90s nostalgia – “Apparently, someone read something and thought, Hey, this is what they did back in the 90s! This sounds cheap!”

Dead Kennedys’ “Too Drunk” Ad Pulled

“The complaints suggested the use of the song promoted irresponsible drinking.”

Normal New Jersey – Pizza Prankster Strikes: 10 orders placed!

Nipple-Ripping Incident

When she untucked her tank top, her nipple fell on the floor, according to the police report.

Danger Woman, The Songbird of Justice

Danger Woman: the singing superheroine who fights for the rights of disabled people. Danger Woman is a singing superheroine who fights for equal civil rights for all races, all sexual orientations and most of all for all disabled people. She uses her karaoke powers to save the world from the evil Triphobes, those who would take away the civil rights of the aforementioned groups.

Before the riot – The Canucks Fans 2,110 Megapixel Photo

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All He Wanted Was A Pep$i!

Pepsi Uses Aborted Fetal Cells In Flavor Enhancers?

Pepsi, The Taste of a Delicious Generation!

Reason Seen More as Weapon Than Path to Truth

OMG!!!

“Fat Joe” Drops 88 Pounds of flab.

Meet GG Allin Jr.

Corporate Goth – Fashion Tips

Henry Rollins Techno Viking Remix

So post-modern. So harsh!

Norman N. (oldmansearch) on Twitter

“My dad is 81 years old. I’m teaching him how to use the internet. I told him twitter was how to search things on Google. These tweets are what he’s searching.”

Nuclear Rabbit Birth Sparks Mutant Baby Concerns

Fox News Attacks Big Bird, Mr.Snuffleupagus for ‘Liberal Bias’

Poll Finds Americans Angry About Pretty Much Everything

Google Books – Uncle Floyd New York Magazine

The Secret Language of Crazy Eddie

“Lunch – Putting a customer returned product back together in the box so it looked new, and then could be resold as new”

Japan Scientist Synthesizes Meat from Human Feces!

“>☛ Go the F*ck to Sleep – Read by Samuel L. Jackson

Barack Obama’s Heavy Metal Parking Lot

Corporate Fast Food Occult Logos!

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