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This album keeps gettin’ better with age ‘n context –

Bill Cosby – Introduction – Downers And Uppers (From “Bill Co… https://t.co/zlHHTfHkVj

HIV-Positive Charlie Sheen Raped 13-Year-Old Corey Haim! https://t.co/E0IZ3twW3w

Man who sent prostitutes to neighbors’ door while he watched & masturbated is sentenced to 4 years in prison https://t.co/EJcRafmgwU

Parents Told Police Their Daughter Is Being Held Against Her Will In R. Kelly’s “Cult” https://t.co/sY0yrMJ3Ng

Surviving R. Kelly’s Sex Cult https://t.co/8KdOkL601O

Sexually active students must be reported to law enforcement or state officials, Ore. school district says https://t.co/islWLWXiOx

DC-Area Upskirting Cases Spiking in Past 3 Years https://t.co/t5NNk1vUg3

Nose-Picking Masturbator Terrorizes NYC Subway Riders https://t.co/Ep3y774Cce

Steven Seagal puts hand on 16-year-old Katherine Heigl’s breast https://t.co/A7iRFJBUdw

10 Best Pot Scenes In ’80s Movies
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Which Countries Use the Most Cocaine?
Albania comes in at #1 with 2.5% of it’s population cokeheads
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R.I.P Gorilla Glue, The Marijuana Strain That Lost Its Name To A Lawsuit https://t.co/QXEwQTC8we

Japanese cops bust bonsai marijuana grower https://t.co/AUgd9qg1DK

Indiana man received gift-wrapped mannequin heads stuffed with meth in the mail https://t.co/qIpggwECq0

Apparently, The Knights Templar Were Medieval Europe’s Greatest Weed Dealers https://t.co/7gYSUNGk3D

Inside ‘DrugsLab’: Why the Netherlands pays these hot young people to get high on YouTube https://t.co/nVI5UNqujs

‘Baking Soda Bombs’ Drinking Bleach Cleanse Pre Drug Test Trend for Meth Heads In South Dakota https://t.co/vB7hPdHzbR

How To Roll A Rose Blunt
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Opioid Carfentanil Blotters
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How Much Black Licorice Does It Take To Overdose? https://t.co/4JslcC3i7L

O’naturel – Paris’ First NUDE Restaurant
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Haribo Gummy Bears: sweetened with forced labor and abused animals https://t.co/nwhgV3Y9IB

Death By Caramel
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Mark Wahlberg Asked God to Forgive Him for Boogie Nights #FuckOuttaHere https://t.co/6Az2NBreoG

Papa Johns Pizza, the breakfast of Nazis https://t.co/3SlRRpaREw

Garbage In – Garbage Out
Trump Reportedly Can’t Get Enough McDonald’s at the White House https://t.co/XJTZ9nlwwi

Donald Trump found inside dog’s ear
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Shitty Drawing of the Empire State Building by Donald Trump Sells for $16,000 https://t.co/v0xINrobjB

Have you heard of the Citibike Knockout Game?
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What’s buried in Washington Square Park?
20,000 People!
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Prop Town: The Fake Rooftop Suburb that Hid a Whole WWII Airplane Factory https://t.co/YhfiFGkLwB

Strasbourg Cathedral’s Antique Graffiti
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Art galleries hit by cyber crime wave
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Facebook founder Sean Parker unloads on Facebook “exploiting” human weakness https://t.co/gPdLzP2mIS

Robots that play with children’s emotions https://t.co/dhRQP3BnyC

‘The Winner of the Amazon Headquarters Might End Up Being the Biggest Loser’ https://t.co/B2EHilLZGI

Somebody wrote an email bot to waste scammers’ time https://t.co/eGZ6ZjY2wv

Super Hacker George Hotz—I Can Make Your Car Drive Itself for Under $1,000 https://t.co/61bZQgIrne

With Camera Permission, iPhone Apps Can Surreptitiously Take Pictures and Videos https://t.co/SgiHzaS3NY

Legendary Phone Phreak Captain Crunch (and Steve Wozniak) Write New Book: ‘Beyond the Little Blue Box’ https://t.co/SgNjgpqqEh

Boredom & The science of the wandering mind https://t.co/7HRsj4W5I5

Music and Memory – Why the music we love as teens stays with us for life https://t.co/R7ntolBYJP

Coil – Complete “Hellraiser” OST/Sessions (1985-1986)
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WANT!
Ramones Louisville Slugger

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You too can own a promotional Ramones ‘switchblade’ from 1977!
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By The Numbers: How Often Do Rappers Mention Themselves?
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To any rapper who wants to be a rock star,
please refer to the Lil Wayne rock album
(Stay in yer lane)

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Kid Rock: ‘Fuck no, I’m not running for Senate’
‘Trump is the fucking shit’ https://t.co/pk8UtBeb26

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Siri, DELETE THE INTERNET!!!

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Head chef fired for bragging about feeding meat to vegans on Instagram telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/0…

There are just SIX plots in every film, book and TV show ever made dailym.ai/29n332U

Martin Lawrence as “White Bob” youtu.be/cCtersHkFSc

At school, he was the ‘cool’ teacher. Online, police say, he was a student-seducing porn star. wpo.st/p1uk1

Bodybuilder Lady crushes watermelon with her legs

Woman Crushes Watermelon with Legs

Pallet Skating

Nude with Vitiligo

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Mysterious Crab Subway N Train youtu.be/5tdiTyzazlc

Women are using Tinder to con men into doing chores
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Ashley Madison admits using fembots to lure men into spending money arstechnica.com/tech-policy/20…

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AMERICAN REMAINS Art Opening January 31 SeMeN SPeRmS & Nick Stewart

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AMERICAN REMAINS

Opening Reception: Saturday, January 31st from 6:00 pm – 9:00 pm

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The salon at automatic sweat is pleased to announce American Remains, an exhibition of sculptures and installations by SeMeN SPeRmS and Nick Stewart.

The exhibition presents a collection of artifacts from a proposed mythology that straddles the indistinct line between American history and rural legend. Inspired by the decrepit highway-side nowhere towns of the southwest, the works offer warped satellite dishes and abandoned single-wide trailers as the weathered remnants of westward expansion. These ubiquitous emblems of a proud historical narrative about a prosperous America are presented alongside idiosyncratic icons of contemporary desert folklore, characterized by supernatural suspicion, eerie phenomena and UFO sightings.

Nick Stewart’s objects seek to excavate desert myth in the form of mutilated cattle hides shaped into six-pack-rings, which have been branded with a design that evokes both astral patterns and the corporate logo of an automobile manufacturer. Familiar objects such as a dented street lamp are distorted into paranormal forms, while satellite dishes specked with metal lesions , assume a watchful, almost anthropomorphic presence.

SeMeN SPeRmS sculptures reconstruct and reframe the desolate desert scape from a distance, dwarfing its earthly immensity and depriving it of anthropological context until the barren topography starts to seem post-apocalyptic, if not entirely lunar. The homespun style of his miniatures elude to a tradition of model hobbyists, while the bleak content matter disturbs the quaint escapism of toy model sets. The artists’ American desert is not an open expanse of freedom shaped by the antiquated tale of manifest destiny, but instead a barren celestial surface, a post-apocalyptic wasteland and government test-site.

American Remains considers the place of this contemporary American folklore within the historical narrative of the nation, forcing questions about the filters that parse national fact from fiction, Roswellian syndrome from national heritage. In this exhibit, the patriotic voices of the founding fathers are forced into direct dialogue with desert dwelling lunatics preaching about crop circles from the pages of the national enquirer. It is both a history text book and a camp fire story; a CNN headline and a wives tale muttered by the town drunk from his bar stool pedestal.
written by Claire Bargout

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All-Seeing Illuminati Eye Is Now Dead, Reptilians Now Gone, Matrix Slavery System Now Being Dismantled
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Removal of Drugs From Rectum Unconstitutional
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Cocaine-Coated Currency Makes Bank Teller’s Fingers Go Numb
‘bills had a strange odor and appeared to have been wet’
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Skeptic James Randi’s “Evidence” Against ESP Turns Out to Be Fabricated
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Anti-Date Rape ‘Undercover’ Nail Polish Changes Colour When Drinks are Spiked with Rohypnol and GHB
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Man Arrested After Jars and Jars Of Human Penises Discovered In His Apartment
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Bioengineers close to brewing opioid painkillers without using opium from poppies
phys.org/news/2014-08-b…

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Death By Underpants – Prisoner OD’s On Methadone Soaked Underwear
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Giant Wasps’ Nest Invades Spare Bedroom
More than 5,000 wasps are found chewing through bedding
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Judge orders deliveryman’s penis measured after he claimed it was too small for him to be guilty of exhibitionism
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Cops Arrest Wanted Ex-Con After He Posts “Ice Bucket Challenge” Video To Facebook
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The Rubble Challenge: A Palestinian Response to the Ice Bucket Challenge
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Soon Your Personal Bacteria Microbial Fingerprint Will Be Used To Track You
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Teacher Accused of Having Cocaine Delivered to Her at Middle School
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Taiwan Restaurant Apologizes for Pasta Dish Called ‘Long Live the Nazis’
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Fresh Live Frog Sashimi in Japan
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Why Government Researchers Think We May Be Living in a 2D Hologram
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Action Comics #1 Sells For Record $3,207,852.00
1938 comic featuring the first appearance of Superman
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Oklahoma Cop Arrested For Raping At Least 7 Women While On Patrol
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A Quarter of Americans Think They or Their Families Will Get Ebola
motherjones.com/environment/20…

We Now Have Scientific Proof That People Are Getting Stupider
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The Satanic Illuminati Rave Culture EXPOSED !!!

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Schoolgirl Report aka Schulmädchen Report 70’s German Teen Softcore Sexploitation

Ernst Hofbauer (b. 22 August 1925 Vienna, Austria – d. 24 February 1984 Munich, Germany at age 58) was an Austrian film director.

During the early 1970s, in Munich, Hofbauer teamed with Walter Boos, Wolf C. Hartwig, and Ludwig Spitaler to produce the original thirteen films under the banner Schulmadchen Report (or Schoolgirl Report); the stories were adapted from books written by Guenther Hunold, while Guenther Heller composed the film script, Klaus Werner did the camera work, and the music was handled by Gert Wilden & Orchestra. Hofbauer and Boos were referred to as the ‘Titans of Teen Libido’. The films were classified as ‘sexploitation’, and were extremely popular, seen by more than 30 million people all over the world.

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In the United States, the films were released in grindhouses and drive-ins, and the names of the films were changed to conform to American standards. Because the films focused on young girls who may have been under legal age in this country, the Schoolgirl Report series was eventually suppressed.

The Schoolgirl Report series was very interesting because the films portrayed many unknown teenagers and actresses who were vibrant, beautiful, naive, innocent, and unabashed. Most of the films related a series of vignettes to tell an interesting story. Hidden pedophile lust, co-ed skinnydipping, situations involving first-time sexual experiences, and encounters with teachers were all shown in the episodes. Interracial love affairs, male and female masturbation sequences, forced prostitution, rape, voyeurism, harmless erotic games, seduction, and erotic touching are also portrayed in the vignettes. Well-known German sex kitten Ingrid Steeger and the ever-horny Italian comic Rinaldo Talamonti play key roles in many of the vignettes. Rosl Mayr appears in almost all of the thirteen Schulmadchen Report films as an elderly lady with a comic role. She is perfectly cast as a comedic talent and is the only senior actress that plays a key element in many of the vignettes. Marie Ekorre, Sonja Jeannine, Christina Lindberg, and Birgit Tetzlaff are a few of the young actresses who titillate the audience with their erotic encounters. Friedrich von Thon conducted street interviews to discuss the plots in the vignettes, and many of the situations were followed up with a courtroom setting (the male actors were charged with statutory rape). The Schoolgirl Report films were classified as ‘soft-core’ eroticism, which is similar to the David Hamilton genre.

Ernst Hofbauer directed many erotic films in addition to the original thirteen Schulmadchen Report classics. Sex sells, and Hofbauer exploited consumer demand for R-rated movies involving young actors and actresses. He had a unique style that combined youth, eroticism, wit, and anecdote. His exploitation films of the 1970s appealed to moviegoers from all walks of life.

A chronological list of the original 13 Schoolgirl Report films follows:

  • ★ Schulmadchen Report I: What Parents Don’t Think is Possible, aka Schoolgirl Report Part I
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report II: What Keeps Parents Awake at Night, aka Schoolgirl Report Part II
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report III: What Parents Find Unthinkable, aka Schoolgirls Growing Up
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report IV: What Drives Parents to Despair, aka Campus Swingers
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report V: What All Parents Should Know, aka 14 and Under
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VI: Erotic Young Lovers, aka Campus Pussycats
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VII: But Heart Needs to Be There
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VIII: What Parents Should Never Get to Know, aka Naughty Coeds
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report IX: Examination Before the Matriculation
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report X: Every Girl Starts Sometime
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XI: Confessions of a Naked Virgin, aka Blue Dreams
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XII: Young Girls Need Love, aka Blue Fantasies
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XIII: Don’t Forget The Love When Having Sex

File under Blast From The Past, Fetish, History of Pornography, Music, SeMeN SPeRmS Approved, SeMeN SPeRmS BLArRrG, SeMeN SPeRmS ViDeO CLuB, Sex

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