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☆ Meth Lab Found In Boaz Walmart Restroom
Of all the things a Walmart janitor comes across, meth labs are probably low on the list. Boaz Police say a maintenance worker cleaning the women’s restroom found pseudoephedrine pills and a plastic water bottle with residue in the bottom. Managers contacted police, who recovered what Chief Terry Davis called a one-pot ‘shake and bake’ type lab. “That kind of blew my mind when I read the report,” Davis said. “We’ve found a lot of shake and bake meth labs in different places but never inside a business.” Police said it takes about 15 to 30 minutes to cook low-quality methamphetamine using this method, and they do not know if the culprit finished the product.
☆ Why Wall Street loves the War on Drugs
The raid on Oaksterdam has just about everyone in local politics engaging in a little head-scratching: What possible reason would the Obama administration have to crack down on medical marijuana in an election year? How does it help the president, who will be facing an unsettled and angry electorate in a still-tough economy, to alienate the pot smoking liberals of the world, who were at one point among his most loyal constituents? What a fucking idiot.
☆ Facebook can cause addiction for poorly educated
According to researchers from the University of Gothenburg, many people log on as soon as they turn on their computers and its turning into a full blown addiction. They also discovered that people in low income groups and the poorly educated are at a greater risk. Of the ~800 million Facebook users, 85% of them log on daily, and at least half of them open Facebook before anything else when getting on the internet. So why does Facebook make people less happy with their lives? It would seem that many people fear that they are not ‘on top of things’ if they do not regularly check the site, and 25% say they fill ‘ill at ease’ if they can’t log in regularly. Users with low income and low education use Facebook more than other groups. Within these groups, users who spend more time on Facebook also report feeling less happy and less content with their lives. This relationship is also present for women, but not for men.
☆ Edwardsville police officer accused of taking secret photos at tanning salon
An Edwardsville police officer was charged on Monday for surreptitiously taking pictures of three women at a Glen Carbon tanning salon. Michael R. Collins was charged with three felony counts of unauthorized video recording. A female customer accused Collins, who was in the next room, of taking pictures with his cellphone over the wall while she prepared to tan, according to the Madison County state’s attorney. The incident happened on Tuesday at Image Sun Tanning Center in the 6600 block of Edwardsville Crossing Drive.
☆ Ex-Santa Fe cop accused of graphic sex talk in squad car
He was supposed to be supervising other cops in the field, but one Santa Fe Police Department sergeant was caught on his own dash cam video having a graphic sexual conversation with himself. 4 On Your Side spent over a month requesting and reviewing dash cam videos taken from former Sgt. Mike Eiskant’s patrol car. One video shows Eiskant’s vehicle pointed toward Cerillos Road in the middle of the day. Audio from the recording depicts moans, then the unmistakable sound of a zipper. Eiskant is alone in his squad car, and it sounds like he may be masturbating while looking at a picture of a naked woman on his cell phone and texting. At one point in the video he says, “Oh show me those big beautiful breasts baby.” The sex talk, recorded in broad daylight goes on for nearly ten more minutes.
☆ Kickbacks and Other Abuses “Rampant” in Drug Testing Industry
A multimillion dollar settlement paid by a Massachusetts drug test laboratory for an illegal kickback scheme is the latest chapter in an industry bedeviled by criminal investigations, lawsuits, finger pointing and ruthless competition. Calloway Laboratories agreed last week to pay $20 million to settle state charges that it defrauded Medicaid with a kickback scheme that included sham companies, fake doctor signatures, and excessive urine tests for drug addicts.
☆ More than 3,500 NY sex offenders have online video-gaming accounts yanked
Under the “operation game over” initiative, manufacturers who operate online video-gaming networks, like the one for “Call of Duty,” have agreed to cross check their customer accounts with the New York state sex offender registry to remove predators trolling game sites. The companies participating include Microsoft, Apple, Sony, Warner Brothers, Disney, Blizzard Entertainment and Electronic Arts. “We must ensure online video game systems do not become a digital playground for predators,” Schneiderman said.
☆ 5-year-old brings heroin for ‘show and tell’
According to Bryant, the boy, a kindergarten student at Barnum School, had come to school carrying Roman’s jacket. When it came time to make his presentation in class, Bryant said the boy opened the jacket and showed off to his classmates 10 small plastic bags, each containing five folds of heroin. He said the teacher quickly grabbed the bags away from the student and notified the principal, who then called police.
☆ Woman sees image of Jesus on the back of a stingray
It’s not as famous as Grilled Cheesus or the Nun Bun, but the image a James Island woman found Friday on the back of a dead cownose ray may be one day. “I just kind of thought it looked like a bearded homeless man,” said Erica Scheldt, 24. “But when I posted pictures on Instagram, one of my friends was like, ‘That’s Jesus.’ And I was like, ‘Oh my God! You’re right!’ ”
☆ The Earth is full
The reason is we have now reached a moment where four words — the earth is full — will define our times. This is not a philosophical statement; this is just science based in physics, chemistry and biology. There are many science-based analyses of this, but they all draw the same conclusion — that we’re living beyond our means. The eminent scientists of the Global Footprint Network, for example, calculate that we need about 1.5 Earths to sustain this economy. In other words, to keep operating at our current level, we need 50% more Earth than we’ve got.
☆ California teen dumps teacher accused of sexually abusing another student
A Northern California teen who made national news when she and her high school teacher moved in together says she has broken off the relationship following allegations that he sexually abused another student. Jordan Powers, 18, told ABC News that when her now former boyfriend, Christopher Hooker, called her from jail she told him, “We’re done.” Hooker, 41, was arrested Friday on suspicion of sexually abusing a different student more than a decade ago. After being booked on one count of oral copulation with a minor, he made a brief court appearance during which a judge entered a not guilty plea on his behalf.
☆ Fdr’s Deadly Secret: FDR and Cocaine
The use of cocaine by FDR for “sinus treatments” is not surprising. We know, from readily available information that from mid-1939, FDR saw McIntire on a daily basis for “sinus treatments”. I believe the only incorrect assumption is that cocaine was being used to treat FDR for chronic sinusitis. Cocaine is a powerful anesthetic and vasoconstrictor and was being used to combat the pain brought on by the constant irritation from therapy. With the goal of affecting a slow cosmetic removal of the cancerous lesion, FDR had innumerable painful procedures over his left eye and in his sinuses, performed by McIntire Between early 1940 and late 1941. Daily use of cocaine obviously leads to addiction, ceasing use, brings about a”rebound” phenomenon, a nasal swelling and intense congestion begging for more cocaine. Mcintire had no problem obtaining cocaine for medical use.
☆ Mexican town celebrates Easter with ‘burning of the Jews’
A newspaper in Mexico is detailing Sunday’s “burning of the Jews,” an annual tradition in Coita, a small town in the state of Chiapas. As part of the custom, locals spend the middle of their Holy Week making Jewish effigies — a reference to Judas Iscariot, the disciple who betrayed Jesus before his crucifixion. The fake Jews are then displayed for three days in different parts of the town, serving as an example of poor conduct. They’re ultimately paraded through the streets on Easter Sunday, with local children assigned to stand in front of them and collect money for flammable materials.
☆ Ex-New York woman charged with faking cancer for wedding
Authorities say a former New York woman pretended to have terminal cancer so she could have lavish wedding reception and honeymoon. The Times Herald-Record reports an Orange County Grand jury has indicted 25-year-old Jessica Vega, a former Montgomery resident, with grand larceny and scheme to defraud. According to the indictment, Vega accepted thousands of dollars in donated services and goods after claiming in 2010 that she was dying of leukemia. The newspaper ran a story on Vega’s wedding wish. She married Michael O’Connell in May 2010 and the couple spent their honeymoon in Aruba. Four months later, O’Connell told the newspaper that Vega was faking the illness.
☆ Age 25 – Entire Cycle | Beautiful Cervix Project
This 25 year old woman has never given birth and has no history of STIs. Each photo was taken at approximately 10:00 pm every day starting the first day of her menstrual cycle. For the duration of this project, she used condoms as her birth control method so as not to introduce semenal fluid into the photoshoot. She did not use tampons or mooncups during her menstruation either. This cycle is of normal/average length for her, about 33 days. Her cycle’s follicular phase (variable number of days preovulation) lasts until about day 20 or 21. Her fertile phase lasts from days 13 to 21 with ovulation on day 20. Her luteal (postovulation) phase is 13 days long (12-16 days is the norm and is not variable in a normal cycle).
☆ Free Speech/Protesting Is Now A Felony Punishable By Jail
The Declaration of Independence recognizes all three freedoms as stemming from our humanity. So, what happens if you can speak freely, but the government officials at whom your speech is aimed refuse to hear you? And what happens if your right to associate and to petition the government is confined to areas where those of like mind and the government are not present? This is coming to a street corner near you.
☆ 19 Things That The Talking Heads On Television Are Being Strangely Silent About
Unfortunately, most Americans seem perfectly content with the “infotainment” that they are getting from the major news networks, so major changes to the mainstream media are not likely to happen any time soon. For those wanting something different, you will have to seek out alternative sources of news (such as this website) that are willing to discuss the truly earth shattering events that are continually taking place all over the globe. So what are some of the things that the mainstream media has been ignoring? The following are 19 things that the talking heads on television have been strangely silent about….
☆ British man allegedly fathered up to 600 children through sperm bank donations
New DNA tests suggest the owner of a British fertility clinic may have fathered as many as 600 children, while keeping his donations a secret. And in an even stranger twist, one of his newly discovered offspring says the man’s belief in eugenics may have been behind the decision.
☆ Standing near women now a sex crime in DC
Just look at those perverts, engaging in the age old pervy tradition of rubbing stomachs on boobs and getting off in public with hot elbow-to-elbow action. Or, you know, look at those two guys just trying to get to school, or get home from work, and who are probably as upset about the train being crowded as you are. Yes, groping people on the train is bad, criminal even. But you know what else is bad? Portraying men as sexual predators simply because they boarded a crowded train and someone near them is a woman.
☆ 30-year-old Alleged Child Porn Producer Replaces Bin Laden On FBI’s ‘Most Wanted’ List
A 30-year-old former school teacher who allegedly produced child pornography has replaced former Al Qaeda chief Usama bin Laden on the FBI’s “Ten Most Wanted Fugitives” list.
☆ SATANISM IN HOLLYWOOD | KENNETH ANGER’S GOLDEN AGE OF OCCULT 1969
There is something largely missing from popular cinema and music these days, and that’s Satan. I might be sounding old-fashioned – but Satanism had some style. While 1969 turned many things bad – Hells Angels, heroin, peyote, Charles Manson, Dick Van Dyke – Kenneth Anger’s pact with the devil was reaping psychedelic fruit. Anger was a powerful force. His grasp of the symbolic – reckoned with the Satanic creed of ‘Do What Thou Wilt’ – alchemised into works such as Scorpio Rising and Invocation of My Demon Brother, and dealt the decade a final score. And along the way he also scared some people. In fact, his “awesomely evil 11-minute masterpiece” Invocation – starring himself, Anton LaVey (the High Priest of the Church of Satan), Charles Manson sidekick Bobby Beausoleil (later to serve life imprisonment with Manson for first degree murder), and featuring documentary footage from a satanic cat funeral, a ceremonial skull smoking session, a mummified psychic and a synthesized Moog soundtrack
☆ Drug death at Blaine party draws 10 years
Showing no emotion, LaMere, 22, spoke briefly about how he ordered the substance online but didn’t know it was illegal. Handing out what turned out to be the drug 2C-E at the party, he saw Trevor Robinson, 19, snort it and “start to have a bad experience.” Sometime later, LaMere said, “I was in an ambulance, and Trevor ended up dying.” Ten others who took the drug became ill and were hospitalized. LaMere was charged with felony third-degree murder last March. The high-profile case prompted heightened awareness about the dangers of synthetic drugs, which are easily bought off the Internet with buyers never knowing exactly what they’re getting. It also provoked a highly unusual letter from the top levels of federal prosecution that put pressure on local prosecutors to seek a tough sentence.
☆ Cannabis Vending Machine
Vending machines normally cure the munchies with shelves laden with chips and chocolates, but one being trialled in West Auckland may well cause them. New Zealand’s first cannabis club, the Daktory, has been using the machine – which sells one gram bags of cannabis for $20 – at it’s New Lynn headquarters to avoid any of their members being charged with dealing the Class C drug. The hired vending machine is a standard dispenser but has been filled with cannabis rather than confectionery or toys.
☆ Man growing marijuana turns himself in ‘to do the right thing’
A Treasure Coast man walked into the Port St. Lucie Police Department on Monday carrying marijuana plants and seeds, saying “he wanted to turn himself in to do the right thing,” according to an arrest report. Port St. Lucie police said Michael Cabral entered the station carrying 12 marijuana plants, seeds and drug paraphernalia.
☆ Painkiller Opana, new scourge of rural America
Prescription drug abuse is the new scourge of rural America. It now leads to more deaths in the United States than heroin and cocaine combined, and rural residents are nearly twice as likely to overdose on pills than people in big cities, according to the Centers for Disease Control. While methamphetamine addiction has long been associated with small towns, prescription painkillers have overtaken meth as the most abused drugs in places such as southern Indiana, according to local authorities. Opana is the hot new prescription drug of abuse, sometimes with tragic consequences.
☆ Chinese Farmers Become Gigolos To Pay for Online Gaming Addiction
Motivated by a desire to make easy money, many of these SGF head into the city, but because they are uneducated, they turn to a life of prostitution. While prostitution has bought considerable income to some, sometimes they might even make 3000 RMB ($476 US) a month, the frequency of “pick-ups” and an addiction to online games, has made this occupation taxing upon the body.
☆ World’s largest Christian TV channel ‘funds owners’ exorbitant lifestyle’
It also describes the purchase of “multiple motor vehicles, including a $100,000 motor home purchased by Trinity Broadcasting as a mobile residence for director Janice Crouch’s dogs”. Directors of the network are also accused of misusing funds to cover up sex scandals, including the alleged “cover-up and destruction of evidence concerning a bloody sexual assault involving Trinity Broadcasting and affiliated Holy Land Experience employees; the cover-up of director Janice Crouch’s affair with a staff member at the Holy Land Experience; the cover-up of director Paul Crouch’s use of Trinity Broadcasting funds to pay for a legal settlement with Enoch Lonnie Ford (a former TBN employee who said he had a homosexual affair with [founder] Paul Crouch)”.
☆ Parents in shock as priest displays gay porn images
A PRIEST has denied knowing how gay porn images appeared on a screen during a presentation he was giving to parents of children preparing for First Communion. Fr Martin McVeigh was setting up the PowerPoint display when the explicit sex scenes flashed up on the screen. He was about to give a talk to the parents of First Communicants but abandoned the presentation after the pornographic images appeared. One of those present said the pictures appeared on the screen after the priest put a USB memory stick into the computer at St Mary’s School in Pomeroy, Co Tyrone. “There were plenty of shocked faces. There’s a lot of parents very angry about it.”
☆ The Results From Our Nationwide Cell Phone Tracking Records Requests
Given the intimate nature of location information, the government should have to obtain a warrant based upon probable cause to track cell phones. That is what is necessary to protect Americans’ privacy, and it is also what is required under the constitution. But is that what the police do? The answer is it depends. Law enforcement agencies’ tracking policies are in a state of chaos, with different towns following different rules — or in some cases, having no rules at all.
☆ Sperm-hunting women prowl Zimbabwe highways
Susan Dhliwayo was stunned when she pulled her car over recently to pick up a group of male hitchhikers and they refused to get in. The reason? They feared being raped. Sensational reports of gangs of beautiful women picking up male travellers to have sex and harvest their sperm in condoms have gripped Zimbabwe in a dizzying mix of taboos, rituals and the downright bizarre. “Now, men fear women. They said: ‘we can’t go with you because we don’t trust you’,” 19-year-old Dhliwayo recounted. Local media have reported victims of the highway prowlers being drugged, subdued at gun or knife point — even with a live snake in one case — given a sexual stimulant and forced into repeated sex before being dumped on the roadside. The sperm hunters first surfaced in the local press in 2009 but police have only arrested three women, found with a plastic bag of 31 used condoms in October. The attacks have continued since they were nabbed for allegedly violating 17 men.
☆ US government: We hear there’s child porn on those Megaupload servers, judge!
Megaupload wants the servers back to help with its defense, but with most of its assets seized by the federal government, it can’t pay for them. Carpathia would normally wipe the servers and lease them to new clients, but the Electronic Frontier Foundation is demanding that legitimate users of the site be allowed to retrieve their personal data first. The Motion Picture Association of America doesn’t want this to happen without assurances that its copyrighted content won’t be retrieved and distributed again; besides, it might want the servers for a future lawsuit of its own. And the federal government yesterday announced that the servers “may contain child pornography,” which would render them “contraband” and limit Carpathia’s options for dealing with them.
☆ Is sugar toxic?
The chances are good that sugar is a bigger part of your daily diet than you may realize which is why our story tonight is so important. New research coming out of some of America’s most respected institutions is starting to find that sugar, the way many people are eating it today, is a toxin and could be a driving force behind some of this country’s leading killers, including heart disease. As a result of these findings, an anti-sugar campaign has sprung up, led by Dr. Robert Lustig, a California endocrinologist, who believes the consumption of added sugars has plunged America into a public health crisis.
☆ Explosive Billy Corgan Interview: The Awakening Has Begun
Infowars.com and Prisonplanet.tv proudly presents Alex Jones’ sit down interview with Billy Corgan, founder of the rock band, “The Smashing Pumpkins”. During this incredible conversation, Alex and Billy discuss the impact social media has on the music business, the role of the musician in society, the ever evolving left-right paradigm, the occupy wall street movement, and the noticeable spiritual awakening that threatens the very core of the globalist agenda.
☆ Ugly New Reputation-Smearing Tactic: Going After A Toddler’s Internet Footprint
Crystal Cox, a Montana woman who calls herself an “investigative journalist” was slapped with a $2.5-million judgment last year for defaming an investment firm and one of its lead partners. Cox had taken control of the Google footprint of Obsidian Finance and its principal Kevin Padrick by writing hundreds of posts about them on dozens of websites she owned, inter-linking them in ways that made them rise up in Google search results; it ruined Obsidian’s business due to prospective clients being put off by the firm’s seemingly terrible online reputation. After Obsidian sued Cox, she contacted them offering her “reputation services;” for $2,500 a month, she could “fix” the firm’s reputation and help promote its business. (In some circles, we call that ”extortion.”)
☆ ‘Annoying, Offending’ Language Online Would Be Crime Under Arizona Bill
Distasteful comments and online insults are a mainstay of many social networks and online comment boards, but a new bill passed in Arizona could send people who “annoy or offend” to jail for up to six months.
☆ ‘Stalker’ app pulled after ‘tool for rapists’ outcry
An iPhone app that in effect allowed users to stalk women nearby using location-based social networking service Foursquare has been pulled from the iTunes app store by its developer after an outcry. The “Girls Around Me” app used publicly available data from the check-in service Foursquare to show where women had checked in nearby. Foursquare then yanked the Girls Around Me app’s access to its data. This, in turn, led to the app’s developer removing it from iTunes as it did not work properly.
☆ Student’s Science Project Shuts Down Dallas Airport
The device was discovered by authorities near the cockpit of Southwest Airlines Flight 157 after arriving from Kansas City shortly before 4PM on Sunday. The device looked like a cell phone attached to a remote control car with some exposed wires protruding. The TSA evacuated gates 3 through 15 as a precautionary measurement against the “deadly” science project. In all, 11 people were detained in connection with the device. The incident caused ongoing flight delays at the Dallas airport, including three that had to be diverted.
☆ Worse than SOPA: CISPA cybersecurity bill will censor the Internet
H.R. 3523, a piece of legislation dubbed the Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act (or CISPA for short), has been created under the guise of being a necessary implement in America’s war against cyberattacks. But the vague verbiage contained within the pages of the paper could allow Congress to circumvent existing exemptions to online privacy laws and essentially monitor, censor and stop any online communication that it considers disruptive to the government or private parties. Critics have already come after CISPA for the capabilities that it will give to seemingly any federal entity that claims it is threatened by online interactions, but unlike the Stop Online Privacy Act and the Protect IP Acts that were discarded on the Capitol Building floor after incredibly successful online campaigns to crush them, widespread recognition of what the latest would-be law will do has yet to surface to the same degree.
☆ NBC News regrets editing of Trayvon shooting call
The “Today” show’s segment ran as: “Zimmerman: This guy looks like he’s up to no good. He looks black.” The full conversation ran as: “Zimmerman: This guy looks like he’s up to no good. Or he’s on drugs or something. It’s raining and he’s just walking around, looking about. Dispatcher: OK, and this guy – is he black, white or Hispanic? Zimmerman: He looks black.” NBC News is owned by NBC Universal, a unit of Comcast Corp.
☆ Israel at forefront of testing medical marijuana
Israel’s health ministry says the country now has the world’s highest per capita rate of medical marijuana use. Around 9,000 Israelis with serious injuries or illness have access to prescription cannabis and doctors there are learning more about the benefits of the plant, that go beyond pain relief.
☆ Live Go-Go In The 80′s/90′s
Earlier this week, I came across some amazing live go-go videos from the late 80′s and early 90′s on YouTube. Growing up near D.C. (I lived an hour away), I can remember as a kid on one particular occasion seeing a flurry of kids in go-go bands playing on every corner, homemade junk percussion in tow and some insanely intense, rich grooves. It’s the sub-genre’s distinctive rhythms that drive the music into something focused almost purely on the percussive interplay and call-and-response participation; describing the sound is difficult to put into words, but once you hear it, you know what go-go is.
☆ Crazy Dyed Cats (I Smell Photoshop)
Restyling of the cat. Coloring or dying costs $15,000 and must be repeated every 3 months. Therefore, $60,000 a year.
☆ Gang tattooed barcodes onto women forced to be prostitutes: Spanish police
Spanish police arrested 22 suspected pimps who allegedly used violence to force women into prostitution and tattooed them with bar codes as a sign of ownership, officials said Saturday. Police are calling the gang the “bar code pimps.” Officers freed one 19-year-old woman who had been beaten, held against her will and tattooed with a bar code and an amount of money — €2,000 (about $2,650) — which investigators believe was the debt the gang wished to extort before releasing her. The woman had also been whipped, chained to a radiator and had her hair and eyebrows shaved off, according to an Interior Ministry statement. Thanks Jasmine
☆ Homosexual necrophiliac serial killer helps blind children
Homosexual serial killer Dennis Nilsen, who sexually abused his dead victims’ corpses has proved he can be a productive member of society by helping blind children learn science. Nilsen murdered at least 15 men and boys between 1978 and 1983 by strangling or drowning them before storing their bodies for sexual purposes and possibly eating parts of them. The corpses were eventually dismembered, fed to wild animals, burned on bonfires or flushed down the toilet. Nilsen has been in prison for almost 30 years serving eight life sentences, his minimum tariff of 25 years was overruled by the Home Secretary and Nilsen has been told he will never be eligible for parole. But this week it has come to light that the nefarious murderer, who was nicknamed the ‘Kindly Killer’ has been helping blind children to read for years.
☆ New surveillance camera can search 36 million faces for matches in one second
A new surveillance camera by Hitachi Kokusai Electric can look at footage that contains an image of someone, either still or video, and then search other video or still images on file for other instances of that same face. In so doing, it can search, process and display up to thirty six million faces in just one second. Each hit is displayed immediately in its native format, i.e. still or video, in thumbnail form, which its makers say, allows the camera to display the actions of a person prior to, or even after, being seen by the surveillance camera. All they need do is click on the thumbnail to watch the video play.
☆ Teacher’s aide fired for refusing to hand over Facebook password
You can add this one to the short but growing list of employers demanding access to Facebook accounts. After refusing to give her Facebook password to her supervisors, Kimberly Hester was fired by Lewis Cass Intermediate School District from her job as an aide to Frank Squires Elementary in Cassopolis, Michigan. She is now fighting a legal battle with the school district. This all started in April 2011, when Hester was using Facebook on her own time (when she wasn’t working at the school). She jokingly posted a picture of a co-worker’s pants around her ankles and a pair of shoes, with the caption “Thinking of you.” A parent and Facebook friend of Hester’s saw the photo and complained to the school. A few days later, Lewis Cass ISD superintendent Robert Colby asked her three times for access to her Facebook account. Hester refused each of the district superintendent’s requests.
☆ TacoCopter – Tacos Delivered Straight to Your Home With GPS Guided Quadcopters
TacoCopter is an idea whose time has come. Quadcopters plus tacos plus a delivery service equals a college student’s dream, and with it, rampant speculation across the web. Around since last July, the TacoCopter website suddenly grabbed the web’s attention days ago with its claim that they will take your order via a smartphone and deliver tacos straight to your location with GPS-guided, unmanned quadcopters.
☆ The NSA Is Building the Country’s Biggest Spy Center (Watch What You Say)
Under construction by contractors with top-secret clearances, the blandly named Utah Data Center is being built for the National Security Agency. A project of immense secrecy, it is the final piece in a complex puzzle assembled over the past decade. Its purpose: to intercept, decipher, analyze, and store vast swaths of the world’s communications as they zap down from satellites and zip through the underground and undersea cables of international, foreign, and domestic networks. The heavily fortified $2 billion center should be up and running in September 2013. Flowing through its servers and routers and stored in near-bottomless databases will be all forms of communication, including the complete contents of private emails, cell phone calls, and Google searches, as well as all sorts of personal data trails—parking receipts, travel itineraries, bookstore purchases, and other digital “pocket litter.” It is, in some measure, the realization of the “total information awareness” program
☆ NBC: Skittles Now ‘A Symbol of Racial Injustice’
Filling in for Matt Lauer on Friday’s NBC Today, co-host Hoda Kotb made a bizarre proclamation about race relations in the wake of the Trayvon Martin shooting: “Skittles obviously has become really kind of a symbol in the whole Trayvon Martin case. A symbol of racial injustice. You see people holding up the bags of Skittles in their hands and it clearly means something.”
☆ Rammellzee on the Making of “Beat Bop” (previously unpublished interview, 1999).
Given its participants, “Beat Bop” is a recording with mystique virtually encoded in its DNA. Highly collectable in its elusive original Tartown Records’ incarnation thanks to Basquiat’s unmistakable work on its picture sleeve, the 10-minute masterpiece’s trippy, reverb-bathed post-punk funk – unforgettably punctuated by Rammel’s mutant nasal rhyme forays (or “gangster duck” style) – epitomized the experimental ethos of early ’80s downtown New York. A time when hip-hop’s dissemination from the Bronx across neighborhoods, train lines, boroughs and well beyond put the world on notice: shit was about to change in irrefutable ways.
☆ False memories generated in lab mice
In the 1940s, neurosurgeon Wilder Penfield found his patients would recall seemingly random information – the smell of cookies for instance – when he stimulated different brain areas with electric shocks. Two studies have now found evidence to support the memory storage theory that Penfield stumbled across. The research, in mice, even demonstrates that it is possible to manipulate brain cells to create false memories. Mark Mayford of the Scripps Research Institute in San Diego, California, and colleagues genetically engineered mice so that neurons that fired would fire again when the brain was injected with a drug.
☆ Man Charged In Best Buy Porn Case
“It was extremely, extremely pornographic image,” customer Gloria Berg says. “I think even the word ‘pornographic’ doesn’t cover it. I have never watched pornography, so I don’t know what else you can see there, but to me, I really felt extremely violated.” Berg was inside the store with her son and his children. She says they were looking at the store’s display of 55-inch screen smart televisions when a pornographic photo of a man and woman suddenly popped up. She says the image stayed up for several minutes before the manager came over and took it down, and by then, several horrified families had seen it. She says the manager told her someone had used the store’s WI-FI to upload the image to the TV’s.
☆ Solar storm dumps gigawatts into Earth’s upper atmosphere
A recent flurry of eruptions on the sun did more than spark pretty auroras around the poles. NASA-funded researchers say the solar storms of March 8th through 10th dumped enough energy in Earth’s upper atmosphere to power every residence in New York City for two years.
☆ A CLOCKWORK ORANGE in-depth analysis
“THE POWER DRUG” An in-depth analysis of Stanley Kubrick’s A CLOCKWORK ORANGE
☆ Alex in the Chelsea Drug Store
How much Stanley Kubrick trivia can you stand? One of the delights of DVD over VHS tape is the ability to step frame by perfect frame through any given film sequence without the picture being disturbed by noise. This reveals a lot more detail should you wish to scrutinise a favourite scene like the single dolly shot in A Clockwork Orange where Malcolm McDowell makes a circuit of the “disc-bootick” before chatting up a couple of devotchkas.
☆ The Kubrick Site: The Hechinger Debacle
A Clockwork Orange has attracted more than its share of controversy, both as book and later as movie. Little wonder then that, when the film was attacked in the New York Times op-ed pages as an example of what the author, Fred Hechinger, called ‘the voice of fascism’, no less an exigiter of the film than Stanley Kubrick himself joined in the debate. Usually reticent regarding his personal interpretations, Kubrick, in this instance, reveals himself to be a passionate exponent of specific thematic ideas, and the way in which film can be used to exposit them. It all began with a relatively harmless promotional piece; from the January 4, 1972 issue of The New York Times
☆ Qing Dynasty Official’s Tomb Robbed, Body Well-Preserved
March 17th, Fujian province Ningde city, local residents while hiking discovered an ancient body wearing dynastic clothing embroidered with what appears to be dragons and called the police. Investigations revealed that it was related to the grave robbing of a government official who had served the Qing Emperor Guangxu (1882 AD) in his 8th year, and the body had been casually cast aside by the grave robber. According to reports, this is the highest ranking and most well preserved mummified body of a Qing era government official discovered locally. [Above] March 19th, Fujiang Ningde Xiapu county, the little pavilion of the old tomb that was robbed. This 1882-built construct is one of 4 “Phoenix” tomb rooms, which presently have all been robbed. 130 years ago, tombs were divided into 4 rooms, a household tomb, where two couples were interred.
☆ FBI Linked to Yet Another Domestic Terrorism Plot
Over the course of a year, 29-year-old Amine El Khalifi, who was clearly mentally ill and often high on cocaine and other drugs, was persuaded by an FBI informant to agree to attack the U.S. Capitol. Because El Khalifi didn’t have a gun, a bomb or a car, the FBI informant graciously offered to provide him all three – and thus El Khalifi was driven to the U.S. Capitol building by the FBI, handed a gun and a bomb, and then arrested as an “al Qaeda operative.” Khalifi was best known for his years of selling drugs and strutting through D.C. nightclubs in designer suits, living a playboy lifestyle. But two years ago, while dating a Muslim woman of Bulgarian and Turkish descent, El Khalifi embraced Islam and became religious, friends said. After the relationship ended, the girlfriend, obviously disgruntled, contacted the FBI and suggested her ex-boyfriend might be a good target for a frame-up.
☆ How Long Until Obama Bans Troops From Wearing This Awesome “Pork-Eating Crusader” Gear?
The patch includes an image of a knight in a Crusade’s tunic, eating what appears to be a large ham hock, and lest there be any confusion — a translation in Arabic. They haven’t gone unnoticed. The website Muslim Awakening, posts a picture of what appears to be a German soldier with the patch adhered to his combat uniform.
☆ ALERT ! Mexico 7.9M earthquake PRE-PLANNED = verified simulation for march 20, 2012
This is profound and disturbing. There was a “drill” planned for March 20, 2012 in Mexico for a 7.9M earthquake “simulation”…. also on a separate note.. Barack Obamas daughter was at the epicenter on spring break: WTH is going on?!
☆ Teen’s Porn Star Date To Prom Scuttled By District Officials
A Minnesota high school student who lined up a porn actress to be his senior prom date will not be allowed to take the adult star to the dance, FoxNews.com has learned. Mike Stone, 18, of Oakdale, Minn., sent hundreds of tweets this week to adult film stars asking them to accompany him to the May 12 dance at Tartan High School. Two actresses, Emy Reyes and Megan Piper, soon responded, with Reyes saying, “I would love tooo” [sic] and Piper agreeing to attend if Stone covered her travel costs from Los Angeles. But Stone’s dream date won’t happen, according to school district officials.

 

 

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Orangutan Grabbin’ On Those Thangs

  • The GOP senator claims illegal immigrants may have started Arizona’s massive blaze, but his lack of evidence is drawing howls of protest and mockeryAs the Wallow wildfire charbroils more than 500,000 acres of Arizona, Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) is blaming illegal immigrants. “There is substantial evidence that some of these fires have been caused by people who have crossed our border illegally,” McCain said Saturday, while declining to offer any such evidence.

  • Like other parts of the body, brain cells begin to eat themselves as a last-ditch source of energy to ward off starvation, a study found.The body responds by producing fatty acids, which turn up the hunger signal in the brain and increase our impulse to eat.

    Researchers from the Albert Einstein College of Medicine at Yeshiva University in New York said the findings could lead to new scientifically proven weight loss treatments.

    Tests on mice found that stopping the brain cells from eating themselves – a process known as autophagy – prevented levels of hunger from rising in response to starvation.

    The chemical change in their brains caused the mice to become lighter and slimmer after a period of fasting, the researchers reported in the journal Cell Metabolism.

  • Ken Wieczerza usually loves a slice of leftover pizza from the refrigerator.But when he bit into this particular piece of cold Pizza Hut pie, he recoiled when his teeth encountered an unexpected ingredient: a blue bandage with what appeared to be remnants of dried blood.

    “It felt kind of like biting into a folded-up piece of plastic,” he recalled. “I can’t think of anything more disgusting than chewing on a bandage, other than a body part. Fortunately, I didn’t swallow it.”

    The bandage was baked into the bottom crust with a slight indentation, he said. The approximately 1-by-3-inch adhesive strip in a bright blue hue was dotted with what looked like blood droplets.

  • Letters written by Helen Keller. Forty-thousand photographic negatives of John F. Kennedy taken by the president’s personal cameraman. Sculptures by Alexander Calder and Auguste Rodin. The 1921 agreement that created the agency that built the World Trade Center.Besides ending nearly 3,000 lives, destroying planes and reducing buildings to tons of rubble and ash, the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks destroyed tens of thousands of records, irreplaceable historical documents and art.

    In some cases, the inventories were destroyed along with the records. And the loss of human life at the time overshadowed the search for lost paper. A decade later, dozens of agencies and archivists say they’re still not completely sure what they lost or found, leaving them without much of a guide to piece together missing history.

  • No matter how rich, famous, and powerful you become, it simply won’t happen, for one simple reason: they’re all fictional, dreamed up by author Bret Easton Ellis.But American Psycho, set in the soulless, superficial, status-seeking world of 1980′s New York finance, name-drops dozens of restaurants and clubs that actually did exist during that era, the elite NYC hot spots where you and I would have absolutely no shot of ever getting in (admit it!).

    What still remains from the world of American Psycho? Are Patrick Bateman’s old haunts still around, turning away all but those graced with a much sought after reservation? Or have the Dorsia’s of the world been replaced by Shake Shacks and Duane Reades?

    Let’s have a look! The locations below are presented in the order they appear in the film. If you ever dined/partied at any, please leave your memories in the comments!

  • The deadly secret of a rat that kills lions and jackals has at last been revealed. Unlike some mammals that produce their own toxins, the African crested rat is the first known to protect itself by daubing its fur with poisons from plants. The same lethal toxins are used by African tribal hunters to coat their arrow-tips.
  • An undercover operation was developed wth the assistance of Officer Robert Koehler and Officer Scott Haigh acting as the undercover “John.””He went in plain clothes through the drive-thru window,” Schwarzmann said. “He spoke to her and she said if he wanted a good time to call her and she gave him her phone number.”

    Haigh parked in the parking lot and Redmond allegedly came out, approached him and gave him a specifc price list for her services.

    Haigh returned on another occasion and inquired about her services, was offered a new, and lower, price so he said he needed to go to a bank machine but would return with the money.

  • More than $210,000 intended for poor people but instead used to furnish a City of Detroit office paid for numerous leather chairs, a $3,000 mahogany-finish conference table and at least three stainless steel trash cans with motion sensor lids and a price tag of $315 each, records show.A 56-page receipt, obtained by the Free Press under the Michigan Freedom of Information Act, lists dozens of high-end items destined last year for the Human Services Department’s east-side building, including more than $30,000 spent to furnish the office and conference room of the director.

  • Australia’s government has launched a court action against former Guantanamo Bay detainee David Hicks in a bid to seize profits from his autobiography.The case is being brought under a law banning profits from crime.

    Hicks’s legal team says the law does not apply because his conviction by a US military commission at Guantanamo Bay was invalid.

    Hicks spent five years at the facility before pleading guilty to providing material support for terrorism.

    His book Guantanamo, My Journey, tells the story of his incarceration at the controversial detention centre in Cuba. It has sold about 30,000 copies.

    The Australian government wants to retrieve any profits that Hicks has made from the book, claiming he has benefited financially from a crime.

  • man has been detained by the Secret Service after jumping a fence at the White House Tuesday.James Dirk Crudup, 41, scaled the fence on the north side of the White House between 7:30 and 8 p.m.

    Crudup was quickly taken into custody after scaling the fence. A backpack Crudup was carrying was confiscated by Secret Service.

    The contents of the backpack were investigated by Secret Service and D.C. Fire & EMS. Nothing hazardous was found.

    According to the Secret Service, Crudup is homeless.

  • Taxpayer watchdogs say the Secret Service should do everything it can to protect Mr. Biden, but they wonder whether he should be collecting rent from the agency while it’s doing its job.“He should be afforded every single protection available to him and his family, as should every vice president and president,” said Leslie Paige, spokeswoman for the Washington-based Citizens Against Government Waste.

    “But this arrangement seems bizarre to me,” she added. “You’d think the vice president, who shepherded the deficit committee, would think twice about charging the Secret Service rent. Why would he need the money? I don’t get it.”

  • Vilnius Mayor A.Zuokas Fights Illegally Parked Cars with Tank‬‏
  • Two police officers went to the Dunkin’ Donuts on Peterborough Street June 19 and ordered two cups of coffee from Hildreth, according to authorities. They said Hildreth took two coffee cups and then went to the back room to make the coffee.According to the affidavit, the officers found his behavior odd because they had ordered coffee from Hildreth before and never saw him go out back to make coffee.

    And what the officers saw Hildreth do next will disturb you.

    Watching from a store-front video monitor which shows a view of the back room, police say they saw Hildreth put nasal mucus into the cups.

  • A leaked contract between BP and the Iraqi government has revealed the extent to which the company has gained control over Iraq’s oil. The 20-year contract for the Rumaila field near Basra published today by oil industry watchdog PLATFORM, commits future Iraqi governments to paying BP whether or not it extracts oil, irrespective of OPEC quotas and of the state of Iraqi pipeline and export infrastructure.BP was awarded the deal at an auction in June 2009, but suspicions were raised when the company did not sign the contract until four months later. The Iraqi government said nothing had changed in the interim, only “clarifications” – claims that the leaked contract show not to be true.

  • The account’s creators befriended at least 32 people, almost all of them children.Several have since unfriended the fake Facebook profile but exchanges visible on the wall show some believed it was the teacher and innocently added the frauds as a friend.

    The fake account uses his name as well as the name of the school where he teaches in Sydney’s west.

    It features a profile picture of two naked men blowing kisses at the camera.

    In the information section it states: “I’m a teacher at (name deleted) school and I adore my students. Especially the boy’s (sic) I could eat them up with a spoon.”

    Start of sidebar. Skip to end of sidebar.

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    It features inappropriate pictures with captions such as “This is me being a gay god”.

    The profile lists his favourite pop stars as Michael Jackson, Elton John, the Pet Shop Boys and Lady Gaga.

  • Martial is coming to America and Canada in slow motion. The train left the station a long time ago. And the cunning conductors are not going to lose their nerve as their train of evil approaches the final destination: mass detention of activists, violent government crackdowns on protests, and slavery for the people.Corporate fascism, government oppression and private banking tyranny didn’t suddenly creep up on America and other Western countries. The crisis of freedom in America and Western civilization was foreseen years ago both by people within government (John F. Kennedy) and by people outside of government.

    What blind and arrogant people don’t want to admit is that “conspiracy theorists” like Alex Jones, Ron Paul, Jesse Ventura and countless other truth-tellers are the Paul Reveres of this generation.

  • News accounts in the 1920s called the Dark Corner “a little Chicago” because of federal agents’ raids on stills, killings, and gun and knife fights that broke out after church, he said.Illegal moonshine is still being made there, Campbell said. In June, sheriff’s deputies busted a still in Landrum, South Carolina, and confiscated 2,000 gallons of illegal white liquor along with $150,000 in cash.

    State lawmakers in 2009 altered existing liquor laws in a way that lessened the financial burden on small distilleries, paving the way for the Dark Corner Distillery to set up shop.

    Despite the drink’s reputation, legal moonshine makers also have popped up in other states, including Oregon, Wisconsin, Montana, Missouri, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, New York and North Carolina.

  • Missouri Senate Bill 54 is deigned to prevent children and adults from having sexual relationships. It will no doubt drive an even firmer wedge than already exists in the U.S. between children and their tutors, preventing other socially healthy and perfectly natural affectionate bonds between them, which can be crucial to a child’s development. It’s also likely to discourage American educators, increasing their stress and anxiety by treating them as potential predators. —ARK
  • Swedish police have detained a 31-year-old man in Ängelholm in western Sweden who was discovered after he sought advice from authorities on the legality of building a nuclear reactor in a domestic kitchen.
  • rep.licants.org is a web service allowing users to install an artificial intelligence (bot) on their Facebook and/or Twitter account. From keywords, content analysis and activity analysis, the bot attempts to simulate the activity of the user, to improve it by feeding his account and to create new contacts with other users.The bot does not born with a fictitious identity, but will be added to the real identity of the user to modify it at his convenience. Thus, this bot can be seen as a virtual prothesis added to an user’s account. With the aim to help him to forge a digital identity of what he would really like to be and by trying to build a greater social reputation for the user. Moreover, this bot can be perceived as a threat by defrauding even more the reality of who is really who on social networks and by showing the poverty of our social interactions on these so-called social networks.

  • Several groups – two of them led by highly trained computer scientists from MIT and Northeastern University – formed gambling companies and began pouring hundreds of thousands of dollars into Cash WinFall, a phenomenon lottery officials first noticed in 2005.The top five groups and individuals playing Cash WinFall collectively win back the cost of their tickets plus $1 million to $6 million in profits each year during rolldowns, without ever winning the jackpot, according to Mohan Srivastava, a Canadian statistician who found a flaw in a Canadian instant game that allowed him to detect winning tickets without scratching them.

  • If you’re in a position to be tased, you’ve typically got one (not very impressive) advantage: the police officer or rent-a-cop trying to send 20,000 volts through your body has to be pretty close to you. But your advantage is about to disappear in a hail of electric shock cartridges.Taser International is teaming up with crazy-ass Australian electric gun company Metal Storm to produce a bowel-liquifying stun shotgun called — seriously — MAUL. Picture, if you will, a 12-gauge shotgun that stacks stun cartridges on top of one another and uses electricity to fire them out, railgun-style. Five of Taser’s XREP cartridges come flying at you from 30 yards away — “semi-automatic fire as fast as the operator can squeeze the trigger,” the company boasted on Thursday.

  • The controversy was triggered when METI’s Agency for Natural Resources and Energy earlier this month opened a call for bids for its so-called Nuclear Power Safety Regulation Publicity Project.The bid said the agency needed a contractor “to monitor blogs on nuclear power and radiation issues as well as Twitter accounts around the clock”.

    The contractor would be asked to “conduct research and analysis on incorrect and inappropriate information that would lead to false rumours and to report such Internet accounts to the agency”, it said.

    The contractor would then “publish correct information in question-and-answer format on the agency’s website and Twitter account, after consulting with experts and engineers if necessary”, said the call for tenders.

    Asatsu DK, a major Japanese advertising company, won the contract for 70 million yen ($897,000) which expires at the end of March 2012.

  • Radiation can damage human cells and DNA, with prolonged exposure causing leukemia and other forms of cancer, according to the World Nuclear Association. Children are more susceptible as their cells grow at a faster rate.“It’s all invisible. The trees are still trees, people are shopping, the birds are singing and dogs are walking in the street,” said Chris Busby, a visiting professor at the University of Ulster’s school of biomedical sciences, who visited Fukushima prefecture last week to provide information on health risks. “When you bring out the (Geiger) machines, you can see everything is sparkling and everyone is being bitten by invisible snakes that will eventually kill them.”

  • The operator of the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant said Monday that it measured the highest radiation levels within the plant since it was crippled by a devastating earthquake. However, it said the discovery would not slow continuing efforts to bring the plant’s damaged reactors under control.The operator, Tokyo Electric Power, said that workers on Monday afternoon had found an area near Reactors No. 1 and 2, where radiation levels exceeded their measuring device’s maximum reading of 10 sieverts per hour — a fatal dose for humans.

  • “The levels reported of 10 sieverts per hour are very high levels and it’s going to be very difficult to manage workers going into those areas and doing operations,” he said.”To put the 10 sieverts into context, that 10 sieverts is actually a lethal dose of radiation. So you can’t afford to be exposed for more than a few minutes at those levels.

    “It means you’re directly exposed to fuel rods in the reactors or the spent fuel ponds very closely and while it’s possible to get to those levels it means there is very little shielding going on there.”

  • Public Policy Polling, a Democratic-leaning polling organization out of North Carolina that likes to make news with flashy headlines, released the results of a survey today that included a question not too often asked by pollsters: “If God exists, do you approve or disapprove of its performance?” Fifty-two percent of the 928 respondents approve of the job the Almighty’s done while 9 percent disapprove.So about half the public isn’t too thrilled with the way God is handling, well, everything. These people realize that, if God exists, He knows how they answered, right? Looks like we’ve got a new flood to get ready for.
  • Swedish sea treasure hunters have found something extraordinary: A 60-foot disc sunk in the bottom of the ocean, with what appears to be 985-foot-long impact tracks leading to it. The team leader never found anything like it:You see a lot of weird stuff in this job but during my 18 years as a professional I have never seen anything like this. The shape is completely round… a circle.

    Those are the words of Peter Lindberg, commander of the Ocean Explorer. He and his team found the strange disc on June 19 2011, at 285 feet below the surface of the Botnia Gulf, which is located somewhere between Finland and Sweden in the Baltic.

    The Ocean Explorer is not a team of crazy UFO hunters, but a company that finds sunken ships and retrieve their contents for profit. In 1997 they found the ship Jönköping, which was loaded by 2.500 bottles of an amazing champagne: Heidsieck&Co Monopole 1907 “Gout Americain” dedicated to the Russian Imperial Fleet. They sold those bottles for $13,000 a pop.

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SeMeN SPeRmS Links o’ Death Archive 9

Weird Statues in Children’s Recreational Parks
Open a beer bottle with another beer bottle
Contortion
Russian Scientists Claim to Invent Drug-Free Cannabis, Suggest it to Replace Wild Cannabis Worldwide – NEWS – MOSNEWS.COM
Bitten by the Nuclear Dragon
Japanese Extreme Wake Up Pranks
China Death Bus
Damn Birds Online Game
Wolphin
The Most Expensive Lemon
“It was a sweet ride turned sour: a $1.7-million Mercedes-Benz roadster that died after cruising 10 blocks. That works out to $170,000 a block ‚Äî perhaps the most expensive test drive on record.”
Goo Shooter Controls Crowds
Kicks of the Week
Real Shitty Coffee
The Feejee Mermaid
ASFR (alt.sex.fetish.robots)
The Sumo Rustler
Big enough for you?
No sex please, robot, just clean the floor
“Although the nightmare vision of a Terminator world controlled by machines may seem fanciful, scientists believe the boundaries for human-robot interaction must be set now ‚Äî before super-intelligent robots develop beyond our control.”
Nigga Done Got His Head Buss
Regular Shit Nigga Wanted To Pop Off They Ate His Food(Slashed Him)
SweetMuscle Bodybuilder Women Nudes
Japanese Sex Slang
Teenage vandals gone wild
Crush, Kill, DESTROY!!!
Insane Japanese kid playing music game
Court: 15-year-old girls can marry
Colorado recognizes common-law marriages
500 Person Japanese Orgy
More Eyeballs
Karlil – Drank Boy
Zuiikin Gals II
Exercise x Engrish = Fun!
Hot trend: The Leak
Wheelchair Crowdsurfer
The First Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards!
Rate Celebrity Plastic Surgery
NYC Carved Creatures
“Gnomes, monsters, devils and creatures of all shapes, sizes and expressions lurk over doorways all over town. Purely decorative in intent, they differ from gargoyles, whose purpose is to funnel water off rooves.”
Genpets.com – Bioengineered Buddies!
World’s oldest condom
A turtle in the Ozarks is terribly deformed by living trapped in a 6 pack ring
White Women on Opium Den 1892
Police don’t have to knock, justices say
“The Supreme Court ruled Thursday that police armed with a warrant can barge into homes and seize evidence even if they don’t knock, a huge government victory that was decided by President Bush’s new justices.”
Elephants crush town
“In what appears to be a case of elephants retaliating against humans, hundreds of villagers have taken refuge on boats in Bangladesh after their homes were destroyed by rampaging pachyderms, local officials said on Wednesday.”
Government Increasingly Turning to Data Mining
“Privacy advocates say the practice exposes ordinary people to ever more scrutiny by authorities while skirting legal protections designed to limit the government’s collection and use of personal data.”
Hiroshima miniture model – before and after
Students Arrested After Videotape Of Fight Surfaces On MySpace.com
Jack the cat chases black bear up tree
Drug Warriors Push Eye-Eating Fungus
Backs to the future
New analysis of the language and gesture of South America’s indigenous Aymara people indicates a reverse concept of time.
Drug caches found in Home Depot vanities
Without a Trace – Teen Orgy
This is what CBS is getting sued $3.3 million for…
CBS Stations: Indecency Complaints Invalid
“Virtually none of those who complained to the Federal Communications Commission about the teen drama Without A Trace actually saw the episode in question, CBS affiliates said as they asked the agency to rescind its proposed record indecency fine of $3.3
Burzum short film
Silicone Injected Penis
The Frito Bandito
BUTTOCKS IN THE HISTORY OF ART
Robby The Robot
“Satin”-ic Graffiti News Report
“Cuz I’m a punk, that’s what I do.”
MyHeritage face recognition : Find the Celebrity in You‚Ñ¢
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
How to Blow Smoke Rings
50 Dumbest Rock-Star Extravagances
Phallus Gallery – phallic art in the days of Pompeii, Italy.
Homeland Security accepts fake ID
Bunny the Tap Dancer
Holy Fuckin’ Christ!
Metal Band at Retarted Party
OMFG!!!
Women Run Obstacle Course Hypnotized so Sounds Cause Orgasms
Hard Gay Meets Kids
Koala Fight!
Chimp Hosts Talk Show, Gets Fresh With Guest
Improv Everywhere Mission: Best Buy
50 people dress up like Besy Buy employees and mob a store.
Rainy season brings glow-in-the-dark mushrooms
Most Tattooed Man – Lucky Diamond Rich
Elephant Drive-In
One minute, harmony; the next, chimp mayhem
Monkey Brawl!
Pole Dancer Takes A Tumble
The Cake Song.
This shit WILL get stuck in yer head!
C’mon Fatso, And Just Bust A Move
The Remix!
Help solve the mystery
“There are about 50 slides in all- all dating from between 1959 and 1969 and all of young women. Some, like the ones here have letters written on their foreheads…”
Prosecutor: While cameras rolled, N.C. trio castrated willing men
Whatever You Do Don’t Watch This!
I warned you!
Disposable: A History of Skateboard Art – Online Galleries
MATRIX.NEO VERSUS ROBOCOP
DIY Bush Impeachment
Before Prohibition: Images from the preprohibition era
Boomin’ System!
Spectator throws cyclist off a bridge
Randy Johnson hates birds
give us all your money
Reporter Attacked!!
Mister Softee Dies
The Monkey Chow Diaries
“But can a human subsist on a constant diet of pelletized, nutritionally complete food like puppies and monkeys do? For the good of human kind, I’m about to find out. On June 3, 2006, I began my week of eating nothing but monkey chow: “a complete and bala
Hamburger or Tuna Melt?
Fuck Myspace, We’re Deleting Our Profile
Iron Maiden – Number of the beast
Pirate Party of the United States
200 lt Diet Coke x 500 Mentos
In vitro meat
Oink!
The Ultimate Thing Costume
Fantastic Four Costume Made of Real Rocks!
ILoveAnything.Com
Crystal Cave of the Giants
Love at First Bite
“I put my ring finger in Clive‚Äôs mouth and he put his ring finger in my mouth with our teeth resting right on the last joint. We looked in each other‚Äôs eyes, nodded, and bit down as hard as we could. It was a little disappointing because we couldn‚Äôt
Rubber Urinal Suit
345 horsepower, 5.7-liter HEMI V-8 engine powered Barbeque
A REAL Man’s BBQ! Also check out the Hemi Big Wheel.
Vespa mandarinia
The Asian Giant Hornet
Watch it shred: PRI-MAX vs. BMW
Angels & Demons
6/6/6
Ooooof!
Never Not Working Sighting
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
Snitch On A Terrorist – Get A Suitcase Fulla Cash!
Morgellons Update!
“One San Francisco woman describes “tiny green shrimp” that come from her face, and she said she saw a fly pop out of her right eye.”
Secret Fun Spot
Chinatown Bus Drama (Translated)
Thnx Esteban Potencias!
Bag Ladies
Famous Navels – free celebrity belly buttons – thousands of navel pictures
Girls + Toilets
3D Space Invaders
Eyeball stickers on Grand St.
Deadly kites banned in Pakistan city
Love Bald Bush!
WWII’s Kilroy Was Here , The inside info on how the legend started
Baby’s death blamed on 2nd hand crack smoke
The Oops list
Crashes galore
Photographing Squirrels
Squirrels With Cameras
Tiger & Piglets
Monkey Do
Buildings of Disaster
Buildings of Disaster are miniature replicas of famous structures where some tragic or terrible events happened to take place.
Switch to heavy metal signals danger
War between the Judas Priest and Evil Warriors gangs
Was the 2004 Election Stolen?
Republicans prevented more than 350,000 voters in Ohio from casting ballots or having their votes counted — enough to have put John Kerry in the White House.
Chat Rooms
Dream Body
Sex in the MRI
2 goat heads + 1 coconut + 1 pentagram = ?
Is It Raining Aliens?
Nearly 50 tons of mysterious red particles showered India in 2001. Now the race is on to figure out what the heck they are.
Raw Horseflesh Ice Cream
Mmmmmmm!
Eurobad ’74
Europe’s worst interiors of 1974.
Baby With Three Arms
Pedophile party starts in Netherlands
A new political party in the Netherlands is dedicated to legalizing sex between adults and children.
Japanese Amputee Sex Dolls
RealDoll Configurator
Pépé Smit
Mr. Cool Ice!
Worst. Tattoo. Ever.
I <3 Tunafish
Lucky Bum
Carthedral!
Carthedral is a rolling Gothic Cathedral complete with flying buttresses, stained glass pointed windows, and gargoyles.
Merry Saddles‚Ñ¢ Erotic Cycling Supply
How to make hash
Free Tennessee BBQ Grill
Pick your nose and eat snot to stay healthy!
the broken laptop i sold on ebay
The Revenge Of A Burnt eBayer!
Modern Moist Towelette Collecting
White Trash Mom Britney Spears
Ferrofluid Sculptures by Sachiko Kodama
Magnetic Liquid…Crazy!
DeLorean – Back To The Future
Safety Not Guaranteed
Our Parisian Homies @ Honeyee.com Blog Collabo
A Closer Look at the New Assault on Indecency and Profanity at the FCC
Reporter Gets Owned
Anal Fissure Self Help Page
Porn in the woods
Bad heroin sparks a series of overdoses
Jury gives woman $5M for ruined vagina
How to Pirate a Vinyl Record
Red Hot Chili Peppers Rip Off Tom Petty
Cockroach Controlled Mobile Robot
Museum of Menstruation and Women’s Health
One-Legged Dance Dance Revolution
Sam Loyd’s Cyclopedia of 5000 Puzzles, Tricks, and Conundrums
Bad Example: Graffiti Currency Archives
Fairly Freaky Animals
Toilet Bowl Restaurant
Judge Says Child Molester Is Too Short For Prison
Too Short’s NOT In The Big House!
Kirk Douglas Wants Sundaes!
epiclylaterd Covers The Park Party
Nice Name, Dude!
Kids Stick It To The (Old) Man
A high-pitched alarm which cannot be heard by adults has been hijacked by schoolchildren to create ringtones so they can get away with using phones in class.
Now I’m free to see the world!
MyDeathSpace.com
Directory of dead myspace members
Scientists Grow Artificial Penis in Lab
Frankenstein Cock
Kitty & Rooster, Weird Friendship.
Dude has amazing old-school arcade in his basement!
Cop Shoot Cop
‘This is Satanism. We only see this in the movies’
Sesame Street In The Hood
Hey kids! it’s mister microphone!
Belly Bongo (commercial from the 70′s)
70′s Toy Commercials
Police Question 2 In Muffin Mystery
SexMaid Game!
Ugly Breast Implants
The paint stripper drug that kills
An industrial solvent used to clean graffiti has become the potentially lethal drug of choice for some on the gay clubbing scene.
Cocaine In Breast Milk Caused Death
veeery sleeepy
In Soviet Russia, Bike Steals Nigga.
Nigga stole my bike, Punchout remix.
Leia has NO CLASS, but then neither does Han.
A.R.E. Weapons
Dignity Crew!
Sorry about the spooge on your catalog
Holy Shit!
Worse than the maggots!
Hot Doggie Style!
Extreme Craft: Decowpitation
“The Militant Graffiti Artists of Stockholm didn’t take too kindly to the cows, and kidnapped one in the name of art…or at least in the name of anti-advertising-cluttering-up-every-bit-of-downtown-street-space. They demanded that the city declare the co
Kinetic Sculpture Race
Flatulence Filter Chair Pad
We need these for the office!
Max and Courtney Make Monsters
Awesome Blog about creating monster make-up!
pussy galore on the uncle floyd show
Spirit of Truth – Part 2
The Sequel! Homeboy answers calls.
Colin Farrell Fag Action Funny-Ass Gif!
Rockin Jellybean Art Graphics
EL TOPO – A BOOK OF THE FILM – ONLINE
Petey Greene – How to Eat Watermelon
William S. Burroughs Cut-Up Films
10 Things I Hate About Commandments
The Ten Commandments remixed as a teen comedy trailer!
70,000 Beer Cans Found in Ogden Townhouse
Silver Bullet Overload
Oozinator – Questionable Super Soaker
More Bears Attack Monkey Pictures!
Eatery name gets city’s panties in wad
The name of a new restaurant in Scottsdale is stirring up trouble. The Las Vegas-based Pink Taco Mexican Restaurant
Bears Eat Monkey in Front of Zoo Visitors
Coins cost more to make than face value
The Mint estimates it will cost 1.23 cents per penny and 5.73 cents per nickel this fiscal year
Diamond-covered Mercedes SL sure to turn heads
The Golden Plungers
the world’s nicest public restrooms!
The Mighty Minions of Mire!
This is a site dedicated to the phenomena of quicksand and mud fetishes.
Students suspended for mixing up sugary “Happy Crack”
McDonald’s: Baby Ronald
AT&T Whistle-Blower’s Evidence
AT&T is asking a federal judge to keep those documents out of court, and to order the EFF to return them to the company. Here Wired News presents Klein’s statement in its entirety, along with select pages from the AT&T documents.
Great-grandma tattoos “DO NOT RESUSCITATE” on her chest
Super Columbine Massacre RPG!
Face Flare
The Largest Badonkadonk
Movie Title Screens Page
FIRE!
Harpers Weekly Review
Vegan Twinkies®
Brazil’s prisons present free-for-all for gangs
Girl, 11, will be Britain’s youngest mother
The girl smokes 20 cigarettes a day despite being eight months’ pregnant. She conceived aged 11 when she lost her virginity to a boy of 15 on a drunken night out with friends.
Death Of The Internet
Big companies are trying to own the net. Let’s stop them.
Stoner
“Big Daddy”
Pretty Planet
Amazing NASA Satelite Photos of The Earth
The Human Marvels: Myrtle Corbin – The Four-Legged Woman
“It seems that her twin sister was also fully sexually formed ‚Äì thus Myrtle possessed two vaginas.”
Federal Source to ABC News: We Know Who You’re Calling
Von Dutch Toolbox $270,000!
The REAL Von Dutch, not the co-opted version!
Virtual Museum of Sex
How to find the G spot
Public Service
Bishoujo Games
Naughty Japanese Dating Computer Games
The Psychedelic Library
Flaming Tuba Action!
Ooops! I did it again.
Meth lab in home yields ‘hospital room’
GHOST RIDE THE WHIP Gone Wrong
Original “Gangsta Fag” Video
Shark Attack!
Bush likens ‘war on terror’ to WWIII
FBI raid on CIA chief’s home after he resigns
Sickipedia
Sick Jokes
NFCTD Flash Puzzles
Pretty Damn Cool!
eBay: Baphomet Altar Box Satanic Mummified Claw Devil Satan (item 6278440517 end time May-14-06 18:40:48 PDT)
St Maarten Beach – Look Out For The Planes!
USSR posters
a collection of Soviet Union propaganda and advertisement posters from 1917 to 1991
Morgellons Disease : Coming Soon
“Patients say that’s the worst symptom ‚Äî strange fibers that pop out of your skin in different colors. “He’d have attacks and fibers would come out of his hands and fingers, white, black and sometimes red. Very, very painful,” said Lisa Wilson, whose so
Electric Cinderella Shoes – with built-in stun gun
The Naked Rabbit World Power Foundation: We Already Control Your Mind
Police Truck Justice
“They got ‘em!”
Hyperactive Beatbox
Yahoo Serious Jr.
P.E.A.R.T. – The Robotic Drum Machine
Space Colony Artwork 1970
Scientists Make Light Go Backwards!
Supposedly Backwards Light Goes Faster Than Light…Weird!
Gum Blondes
Blonde Sex Symbols Immortalized In Used Bubblegum
Burn This Bush!
Madonna Gets Freaky with Some Horses
Totally Gay Army Ad
MySpace ‘Poser’ Arrested For Attempted Sexual Battery
Death To Posers!
Dick Goes Boom!
“That’s not stupid!”
Midget Michael Jackson!
Knife That Shoots!
Some Dude Puts Maggots In His Penishole
WTF?!
Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain “Smells Like Teen Spirit”
Man admits subway foot-kissing assaults
“A 23-year-old with a foot fetish has admitted he tried to kiss, fondle and lick the legs and toes of more than 70 women on the New York subway over the last three years, prosecutors said Wednesday.”
Rare Mirage Lasts for 4 Hours Off East China Shore
Redneck Vehicles
The Neverending Story Theme
Nice hair, dude!
It Rubs The Lotion On It’s Skin
See Ya Later, Gator
The Fugs!
SEXY ROCKER GIRLZ(Who Dig Rocker Guyz)
Big bike for a big fan
Best movie scene ever
Rad, dude!
Axl Goes off on Spectrum 1991
Devo on SQUARE PEGS part 3
Devo ( Live1973 Kent State University Creative Arts Festival )
German ‘Robin Hoods’ give poor a taste of the high life
“A GANG of anarchist Robin Hood-style thieves, who dress as superheroes and steal expensive food from exclusive restaurants and delicatessens to give to the poor, are being hunted by police in the German city of Hamburg.”
FELINE MEDICAL CURIOSITIES: DWARF CATS, GIANT CATS, FAT CATS
DNA, journal among clues in beach shooting deaths of camp counselors
“The department distributed photographs of various items found around the bodies of 22-year-old Lindsay Cutshall and 26-year-old Jason Allen, who were each shot in the head while they slept with a .45-caliber Marlin rifle that was never found. The items i
Jesus Could Have Walked on Ice, Scientist Says
Giant Balls of ‘Snot’ Explain Ocean Mystery
German cannibal guilty of murder
“fetish for human flesh”
Stuff On My Cat
Penis artist’s work shocks father
“…painted using his penis as a brush…”
Tourist sits on Hell’s Angels’ Harley…
Tighten Up
Looney Tunes Hidden Gags
Hidden Gags in Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies Cartoons
Lifting the mask from ‘Faces of Death’
Aircraft Crash Videos
Car Crash Pictures
The Fattest Fuck In The World
3,738 Mothers Set Breast-Feeding Record
Dude Sings Stairway To Heaven Backwards Played In Reverse
No Satanic Messages Included
Bureau of Engraving and Printing – Large Denominations
$500, $1000, $5000, $10,000 Bills!
The Gatorade Conspiracy
Drinkers shock at body in rum barrel
HUNGARIAN builders who drank their way to the bottom of a huge barrel of rum while renovating a house got a nasty surprise when a pickled corpse tumbled out of the empty barrel, a police magazine website reported.
Best Places To Go To Prison
Starfire Optical Range Eyeball
America tests laser weapons
Korean Scientists Develop Female Android
Eboy’s New York
How To Take Better Dirty Pictures!
The Montana Sedition Project: Photo Gallery
“In March 1918, a third-degree committee in Forsyth grilled Starr about Liberty Bonds and forced him to kiss the flag. “What is this thing anyway?” he asked. “Nothing but a piece of cotton with a little paint on it, and some other marks in the corner ther
Creating Uncrackable Passwords
Feds Go All Out to Kill Spy Suit
When the government told a court Friday that it wanted a class-action lawsuit regarding the National Security Agency’s eavesdropping on Americans dismissed, its lawyers wielded one of the most powerful legal tools available to the executive branch — the
FCC approves Net-wiretapping taxes
Feds want IP’s to pay for easy tap access.
Man arrested after thieves steal safe full of homemade child porn
Play-Doh Fragrance in a bottle!
Mmmmmmm!
Playboy Bunny Recruitment Brochure
Rate My Turban
Rate My Turban
iScratch
Scratch using yer iPod wheel
The Devil’s Music
Diabolus in Musica or the Devil’s Interval
Is It Okay for Christians to Use Marijuana and Other Drugs?
Spy See Through Clothes Under Clothing Panty Panties Underwear
Nine lives, six legs!
Flaming Suicide
Battle of the Facial Hair: Eccentrics Gather For German Beard Competition
Candian Commuters told Prime Minster Stephen Harper ‘eats babies’
“electronic vandalism”
Japanese Toilet Curling
Dress Like Yer Fave Food
Warning! A huge videogame controller is coming.
Street-Legal Jet Powered VW Beetle
Piece of finger served to diner at TGI Friday’s
Not just chicken fingers any more!
Vampire Dog
Knit Motorcycle
Too Fuckin’ Cool!
Scar Stuff: MAD Magazine “It’s A Super-Spectacular Day/ Mad Super Special Summer 1980 Flexi Disc MP3
“…this marvel of engineering would play a random ending with every spin of your turntable thanks to the multiple grooves…”
The Clash On Fridays for a Monday
Chernobyl Graffiti
Creepy
Let Me See Yer Guitar Face!
Milkman Mike
Eye-Yi-Yi!
Musical Torment
“…a strange phenomenon known as “musical hallucinations” which is a condition very similar to having a song stuck in one’s head; but the music is considerably more true-to-life, it is heard almost non-stop, and it is practically impossible to ignore.”
Thoughts Trigger Mental Typewriter
A computerized typewriter that translates electrical impulses from brainwave signals into letters and words could be available in the next five years.
400 Dead Dolphins Wash Up In Zanzibar
“Some scientists surmise that loud bursts of sonar, which can be heard for miles in the water, may disorient or scare marine mammals, causing them to surface too quickly and suffer the equivalent of what divers call the bends – when sudden decompression f
Soccer Streaker Scores!
GOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!
X-Ray Spex – Identity
Mom on MySpace
“I’ve covered murders, grisly accidents, airplanes falling out of the sky and, occasionally, dirty politics. But in nearly two decades of journalism, nothing has made my insides churn like seeing what my 13-year-old daughter and her friends are up to on M
The Fabulous Ruins of Detroit
Toronto is the new New York
The Montage Art of Winston Smith
This dude inspired me, when I was young, with his Dead Kennedys art. Awesome stuff!
Wild…With Regret
A wet T-shirt contest five years ago when she was in high school is still haunting Monica Pippin.
Got It On “E”-Bay
“Memo to those considering entering the exciting field of Ecstasy production: It’s probably not a good idea to set up your illicit drug lab via purchases on eBay, which apparently is being closely monitored by nosy Drug Enforcement Administration agents.”
San Diego mayor ‘appalled’ by Mexican move to lift drug laws
Stop Snitching on Pot Smokers!
$50 a pop/
Toilets of the World
India Driving
Georgie Interactive Animation
Nuts!
Lock ‘n Load, Baby!
Funky Cat Drummer
Bicycling Dalmation
Naked Man Fatally Shot by Police
Explosive chocolate bomb
Delicious Terror!
Fresh Meat
Pictures on Chocolate!
Huge 1,500-year-old pyramid discovered in Mexico City
Giants Throughout History
Safe, secure and kitsch
“A German artist is trying to change the way people think about security, by replacing barbed wire with heart-shaped metal, and pointed railings with animal shapes”
National Day of Slayer: June 6, 2006 (6/6/6)
The Paaaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnnnnuuuuugggggghhhhhh!!!!
Gardener found skeleton in soil bag
A Croatian man found the skeleton of a Nazi soldier while sifting through a bag of soil for his new garden.
Carnival Chalk Prizes
Homicides and Crime in New York City
Google Map of murders in the five boroughs this year
Delicious Sheep Dung Found In Roast
“As the family’s Sunday roast lamb was being carved, two balls appeared in the meat”
“Look How Funky He Is!”
Top That!
Horse Semen Collection
Worst Job Ever!
Shadow Basketball
Shoelaces for Chucks
Fuckin’ Sneaker Nerds!
Nice Haircut, Dude!
Dragon Leather Bag
Fuckin’ Crazy!
Return of the Monkey Cowboy
Homeless Golf Cart!
Big shoehorn in the sky / Airlines always looking for ways to cram more people into coach
Airbus has been quietly pitching the standing-room-only option to Asian carriers, though none has agreed to it yet. Passengers in the standing section would be propped against a padded backboard, held in place with a harness, according to experts who have
Behind the scenes at the latest aNYthing fashion shoot
- Oxy Cottontail -
The new site makeover looks great!
Venom- Black Metal
Death To Fuckin’ Posers!
Thor’s battle with the rubber things
“Israelites” (Desmond Dekker)
William Burroughs Book Covers
500 lb Potato Battery
“I built a potato battery out of 500 pounds of potatoes. It powered a small sound system.”
Police Release Sketch of Rape Suspect
Awesome Drawing!
Skating The Aftermath
Post-Katrina Skate Wasteland…Thnx Leo!
Police Find Family Heirloom Is Mummified Baby
Star Trek Nerd Interior Design
“Experience the 24th CENTURY in your own home”
Living in the ‘Star Trek’ Universe — For Real
“Tony Alleyne loved the Star Trek universe so much, he wanted to live in it. So after a bitter breakup, he remodeled his condominium to look like the inside of the Starship Enterprise.”
It Doesn’t Get More Emo Than This!
Feel her pain!
The World’s Youngest Drummer
Two-headed ducks and blood-filled monkey masks
Blacklight Tattoos
Chimps Gone Wild
This Week’s Prostitution Photos — Saint Paul Police
Thnx Spunknation!
Adidas hit over ‘racist’ trainer
Slug Eats Worm
Mmmmmmmm!
G.G Allin – The Gas Station NYC Last Show
He ODed that night
Buddy Rich Vs. Animal
Muppet Breaks ‘n Beats!
3,000 gallons of sewage spews into home
Utility workers trying to blast out a grease clog from a sewer line forced 3,000 gallons of raw sewage into a couple’s home
Female Mask Galleries
The Camel-Toe Report
Illustrated Book of Sexual Records
Headph0ne Phet1sh
pictures of women wearing headphones
The Contortion Home Page
Female Desperation
“These pages are dedicated to people who like to see women dying for a pee”
Street Fighter Adult Cosplay Sex Movies
FURSUIT – The Furry Costume Information Exchange
A Plushie Lexicon
Deviant Desires: Amputee Devotees
HOT or NOT?!?!?!
Cousin Geri
“I’m not drunk…”
Stop the Madness
“The White House made this anti-drug music video in 1980s. Starring New Edition, LaToya Jackson, Whitney Houston, Nancy Reagan, David Hasselhoff, Tootie from Facts of Life, Herb Alpert, Casey Kasem and Boogaloo Shrimp from the Breakin’ franchise!” Thnx S
80′s White Average Homeboy
Thnx Tim Barber!
Knitta, Please!
Knit Tagging!
Granny Sells H
Disappearing Rabbit Trick
Supermodel arrested for allegedly hitting flight attendant
Are you ready for your mugshot close-up?
Marc Ecko wastes lots more money on fake graffiti
Clash At Bond Casino
Local NY News Cast Footage
Challenge Pissing
Used Car Parody Commercial
Pirate Baby’s Cabana Battle Street Fight 2006
Cool-ass Gameboy Inspired Animation
Cross-Dressing Sim Tom Cruise
Pimp My Snack
Big-Ass Home-Made Versions of Snack Foods
Einstein The Parrot
Sly and the Family Stone – Dance To The Music
Dutchman builds modern Noah’s Ark
“This will speak very much to children… they’ll hear the creak of the wood, smell the smell of the dung”
Phony kids, virtual sex
Some “Second Life” participants say they’re disquieted by virtual sexual role-play between adults and players using child avatars.
“Hemp Hop” Weeded Rap MP3′s
It’s 4/20 Duuuuuuuude!
Decapitated heads of police officials found in Acapulco
The heads of Acapulco Preventive Police Commander Mario Nunez Magana and Preventive Police Officer Jesus Alberto Ibarra were accompanied by a red sign with black lettering that warned, “So that you learn to respect.”
Beware the door-to-door free breast exam guy!
Japanese Girl Taunts Polar Bear
Woman Smuggles Grenade Into Jail
Salvadoran Woman Detained After Allegedly Smuggling Grenade Hidden in Her Vagina Into Jail
Rumors on the Internets
The Peanuts Tattoo Page
Hang on Snoopy, Hang on!
New Robotcop set to fight crime
Anarchy – Scams
Oldschool Text Files
Newspaper Picture Story-Award of Excellence
Prison Photos
THE SPIRIT OF TRUTH
“If you like your religion peppered with profanity, “The Spirit of Truth” is the man for you.” – Thnx Uarm.net
Optical Illusions Etc
Flavored Oxygen!
Game Pulled From Stores After Man Finds Racy Picture
Important English Lesson for Japanese People
Sexy English
Woman Unknowingly Videotapes Sister’s Demise
Maria didn’t find out it was her sister till the next day. Now she says she wishes she would have done something to save her.
Death Metaler from the band Gorgoroth hit by train
“Maybe the metal gods above were smiling on me and they didn’t want one of their true warriors to die on them. Otherwise, I’d be up there in the kingdom of steel.”
The California Department of Corrections
“series of artfully-”corrected” public billboards with biting and poignant messages.”
kraftwerk- autobahn
1975 ElectroKrautz
The Final Countdown… LIVE!
Worst. Version. EVER!
WTF?
Subterranean Cities
The Banana Club Museum
The International Banana Club
LOOK AT ME BEING SERIOUS!
Billboard Alteration Salutes U.S. Military in Iraq
The MIRT & EVP preemptive traffic devices at SkyOptics.com
Change lights
No green light for driver with traffic signal gadget
“The device, called an Opticon, is similar to what firefighters use to change lights when they respond to emergencies. It emits an infrared pulse that receivers on the traffic lights pick up.”
Harper’s Weekly Review
Catch up with current events with this weekly news summary, well worth email subscribing to.
Mr. Rogers Break Dancing!
Enterobius vermicularis in the cecum
“A 55-year-old man presented with intermittent, crampy pain in the right lower quadrant of the abdomen. A colonoscopy was ordered and revealed multiple mobile 1-cm worms, Enterobius vermicularis, in the cecum.”
Kansas cabin that once belonged to William S. Burroughs for sale on eBay
Heroin not included.
Rare Wu-Tang Clan MP3 Bonanza!
A shitload of downloads, shit like the Enter The Wu demos
Fuck
“This Article is as simple and provocative as its title suggests: it explores the legal implications of the word fuck.”
Crime does pay – minimum wage
McGriddle Fan Fiction
Lars or Michael?
Batman Vs. Metallica
Zoning stink wears on
Dude in Ohio isn’t allowed to put up a fence, so he puts up a row of toilets.
Fantasy Coffins From Ghana
Check out the Air Jordan Coffin!
General Butt Naked
Two Engined Wooden Cadillac
Graffiti Research Lab » Night Writer
Florida Has Big Problem: Snakes The Size Of Phone Poles
What’s the origin of “the finger”?
Fainting Goats
9-Year-Old Is Veteran Bullfighter
14,000 Brass Knuckles Found Disguised As Belt Buckles
Beverage Creates a Buzz
Cocaine-Cola
Rival midget KISS tribute bands clash!
MiniKiss Vs. Tiny Kiss
Elephant Eats Scores of Cookies, Gets Sick
Sri Lanka’s most celebrated elephant, “Raja,” has fallen ill after eating scores of cookies, chocolates and other rich food offered to him as part of Buddhist new year celebrations.

one red paperclip
Bartering from one red paperclip to a free year’s rent!
Motherfuckin’ Flying Cat!
Lucid Decapitation
Off with yer motherfuckin’ head.
One Got Fat – Weird Monkey Mask Bicycle Safety Film 1963
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12!
Ralph Williams Bay Shore Chrysler
Late nite live ad from the 1970s for a car dealer that totally rips the sponsor a new one.
Shoelace Knots – How To Tie Your Shoes
16 Different Ways To Tie Shoelaces
FUCK
Midget B-Boy Battle
Stacked Can Art
Festival of the Steel Phallus
Horrid skin condition
’86 World Series Game Six
A re-enactment of the notorious game six, in RBI Baseball, an old video game.
Jewish sex commando targets Israeli porn websites
A group of Jewish ultra-Orthodox hackers is waging a war against pornographic websites, replacing their content with nothing but the picture of a revered rabbi, an Israeli paper reported Monday.
The MySpace Economy
Porn star’s offer to Bin Laden
“I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims.”
Secret Worlds: The Universe Within
Zoom In From the Milky Way to subatomic particles
Blog Gangsigns
Japanese R&B in Blackface
Great fakers scammed ancient Italy
2000 Year-Old Counterfeit Coin!
DEA Agent Who Shot Self In Foot Sues Uncle Sam
“Paige was making a “drug education presentation” in April 2004 to a Florida youth group when his firearm (a Glock .40) accidentally discharged. The shooting occurred moments after Paige told the children that he was the only person in the room profession
Vampire Killing Kit 19th century Transylvania Antique
Slightly Used
‘Happy face’ crater on Mars
Plainfield property where killer Ed Gein lived is up for auction on eBay
“This is the land where Ed Gein lived. Wisconsin’s most famous murderer, until Jeffrey Dahmer, was arrested on this land in November 1957. Inside the ramshackle farmhouse – which burned down shortly before the property was auctioned the following March –
Ultimate Pimped Out Limojet
I Stay Fly-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y!
Target Child Food Porn
Man hit with $218 trillion phone bill
Wild Out Arabs
Penguin Sweaters
Battle of the Sexless
“He doused his genitals with the antiseptic until they glowed amber, then slowly, carefully, slit open his scrotum.”
Wired News: Geek Graffiti Takes on New York
Electro-Graf
Gorilla Cover Gallery
Oook oook ooook!
Casebook: Jack the Ripper
Everything you ever wanted to know about Jack The Ripper…but were afraid to ask!
Super Monkey Poop Fight
Old School Style Video Game
Wis. Man Accused of Tagging 6 Cell Blocks
“Troy Lee Mosby placed his signature “Syrup” tag on the walls, beds, tables, locker and mirrors of six cell blocks at the Milwaukee County House of Correction, according to a criminal complaint filed Thursday.”
NYC Subway Tokens
Fuck A Metrocard!
rayguns (intergalactic self-defense mechanisms)
NASA Plane Crash
Yeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
The Ryugyong Hotel – One Creepy Building
“The Ryugyong Hotel is, in my opinion, the single most unsettling structure ever erected by the hand of man. It‚Äôs 1,082 feet tall, has 105 floors, and encloses 3.9 million square feet of floor space. And it is completely empty. It doesn‚Äôt even have wi
The Taxidermy Art of Walter Potter (1835-1918)
Fuckin’ Amazin’ !
Deadly Pussy
“While in the holding cell, she removed a .25-caliber semiautomatic from her vaginal cavity.”
Mentos + Diet Coke = Soda Orgasm
Nine Eleven in Three Dee
Peter Potty – the world’s only flushable toddler urinal
Whistle-Blower Outs NSA Spy Room
“AT&T provided National Security Agency eavesdroppers with full access to its customers’ phone calls, and shunted its customers’ internet traffic to data-mining equipment installed in a secret room in its San Francisco switching center, according to a for
‘Star Wars Kid’ cuts a deal with his tormentors
“…one of the world’s first and most-publicized cases of cyber-bullying.”
Yoko Ono Cut Piece 1965
Snip! Snip!
Fun With Packing Tape!
Self Replicating the Head out of Tape to create a Tape Man clone
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Homemade Garbagedump Ferriswheel
Pakistani children ride a ferris wheel over a heap of garbage in a slum area of Karachi, Pakistan
Famous One-Eyed Kitten to Go on Display
Future Now: Reconfigurable Cities
The PAD is envisioned as a combination vehicle/residence, what GM calls “an urban loft with mobility”.
Man Sends Bomb To Doctor After Penis-Enlargement Surgery
“A man pleaded guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges for sending a mail bomb to a Chicago surgeon he said botched his penile enlargement surgery…”
ALL ABOARD! Trend Central©
aNYthing® The next BAPE™?
WTF?!
Fun With Steel Wool
Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme
Classic Cartoon Archive
Some good ones here!
Worst-Case Scenarios: How To Survive A Riot
Thief gets away with Grateful Dead leader’s toilet
The long, strange trip continues for Jerry Garcia’s toilet. Police say the Grateful Dead leader’s commode was stolen recently from a driveway along with three other toilets and a bidet.
Tipsy flowers don’t tip over
Booze stunts stem and leaves, but doesn’t affect blossoms, study finds
Man held as terrorism suspect over punk song
The taxi driver had become worried on the way to the airport because Mann had been singing along to The Clash’s 1979 anthem “London Calling,” which features the lyrics “Now war is declared — and battle come down” while other lines warn of a “meltdown exp
Herv√© Villechaize Sings “This Is All I Ask”
Anarchy In The UK
The Sex Pistols (Glen Matlock Version) do “Anarchy in The UK” on September 4th 1976 on the Granada TV show “So It Goes”.
Extreme Escalator Dive Mishap
Owch!
Operation Taco Bell
Drivethru Snatch
Doctor fired for ‘anal massage’ technique
Knited Bodysuits
Fuckin’ Cool…I Wan’ One!
Ernst Haeckel: Kunstformen der Natur 1899-1904
Trippy Nature Illustrations
Nuclear Blasts + Disco William Tell Overture Video
The strange case of the man who took 40,000 ecstasy pills in nine years
“For the first two years his use was an average of five pills per weekend. Gradually this escalated until he was taking around three and a half pills a day. At the peak, the man was taking an estimated 25 pills every day for four years.”
Super Mario Paranoia
“The Portage County Hazardous Materials Unit and Bomb Detection Unit were called in to downtown Ravenna on Friday morning after seventeen suspicious packages — boxes wrapped in gold wrapping paper with question marks spray painted on them — had alarmed
The amazing DIY village FM radio station
$1!
‘Sketch Pad’ Nude Club Owner Pleads Guilty
Christopher Teague, owner of Erotic City, attempted to skirt the city’s anti-nudity ordinance last year when he gave patrons sketch pads and pencils so they could draw the nude dancers.
The REAL Neckface!
Activists Decry Porn’s Move to Mainstream
“It’s pornography. And if you’re a consumer, John Harmer thinks you’re damaging your brain.”
Ex-Police Chief Gets 12 Years in Sex Case
A former police chief was sentenced Friday to 12 years in prison for having sex with a 14-year-old girl in his police car
Anti-Fart Dog Thong!
“The Dogone – Dog Gas Neutralizing Pad is a comfortable and least intrusive means for deodorizing gassy discharges in a thong design.”
Mariko Takahashi’s FITNESS VIDEO
weird poodle workout video
The Pentagon plans to detonate 700 tons of conventional high explosives in Nevada
Hand-Painted Movie Posters from Ghana
Brain Cells Fused with Computer Chip
“The line between living organisms and machines has just become a whole lot blurrier. European researchers have developed “neuro-chips” in which living brain cells and silicon circuits are coupled together.”
Motorcycle Tour of the Chernobyl “dead zone”
Creepy!
Pimpstar Custom LED Wheels….Crazy!
The PimpStar is a huge leap forward in the evolution of the wheel. With the PimpStar’s built-in full color LED lights, microprocessor and wireless modem, you can display virtually any image, including text, graphics, logos, and even digital photos!
Iraq War Coalition Fatalities
Animated Map
Scared Owl
Police wrestle 108 bags of marijuana out of pit bull’s mouth
A Boston detective searching the apartment of a drug suspect wound up wrestling a sack containing 108 bags of marijuana out of the clenched jaws of a pitbull named Prada.
Boy gets caught in toy-filled ‘claw’ machine
A homeless beauty and the beast
“Heroin and crack crushed it all.”
Spherical Treehouses That Look Like Eyeballs
Two-head girl dies of infection
“The second head contained eyes, a nose and a mouth, but was not connected to any internal organs and was not capable of independent thought.”
Leprechaun gimme da gold rap video
It’s the motherfuckin’ REMIX!
YouTube – Nintendo Sixty-FOOOOOOOOOOUR
Nintendo Sixty-FOOOOOOOOOOUR!!!
70s Live Action Kid Vid
A tribute to the Saturday Morning Shows of the 70′s
Mego Museum: The World’s Greatest Mego Playset
Marionettes Performing Motorhead’s Ace of Spades
Officials seek perpetrator in rape of poodle
sCrAmBlEd?HaCkZ!
Promo video for a beatbox video controller…prettty fuckin’ dope!
Scientoligist Musicians
Beck, Courtney Love, Van Morrison, and many more!
Intellectual Property Run Amok
The Photographer’s Right – A Downloadable Flyer
Your Rights When You Are Stopped or Confronted for Photography
Sculpture of A nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth
Disney – VD Attack Plan – (Venereal Disease Education)
Disney + STD!
Megaphone Helmets
Can you hear me now?!
Milkcrate Digest
Neckface Fotolog
X-Clan’s Professor X Dies Of Spinal Meningitis
“Vanglorious! This is protected by the red, the black and green/ With a key, siss-eeeeeeeee!”
Virtual reality machine gives police hallucinations
Better than a video iPod!
Piss Controled Video Games
Leprechaun In the ‘Hood : A New Begining
“Who else who seen the leprechaun say yeah!”
Courtney Love Was Doing So Well…
Frances Bean Cobain-Love Is Growin’ Up Fast
m1a9366b pr0n
Crazy Dog
This footage made me laugh till I cried…WTF?!
Welcome to the Virtual Personal Robot Museum!
Consumer Robots of the 70′s-90′s
Porn euros being passed off as real
Eros!
Porn star hits it big as wine-maker
From moans to wines.
Normal NJ
Dirty Jerz in the haus!
Duh! Man arrested after asking cops to test his new crack pipe

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