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✧ THE COOLEST TOYS EVER: The barely legal pleasure palace
If there’s one thing that kids have in common, it’s a love of toys.  Whether your parents got you ever latest new flashy thing, or you just found an armless GI JOE to pass the time with, toys have played an important role in all of our lives.  Here’s a loving look at the coolest toys of all time, resulting from an intensive 8 year multi-million dollar study performed by our website.
✧ Sandusky’s Lawyer: If You Believe Witness, “I Suggest You Dial 1-800-REALITY.” That’s A Gay Phone Sex Line.
Joe Amendola, the attorney for Jerry Sandusky who thus far has been lawyerin’ like a man who got his J.D. from the bottom of a cereal box, did some more lawyerin’ in front of the cameras this morning. The choicest moment: At one point, Amendola discussed the possibility that Mike McQueary witnessed a rape, told Joe Paterno and two university administrators, and no one did anything except tell Sandusky to stay out of the locker room with kids. To anyone who believes that version of events, Amendola said, “I suggest you dial 1-800-REALITY.” We did. Here’s what we got: Hey guys, welcome to the hottest place for triple-X action. Get ready for bulging, bursting pleasure with horny gay, bi, and bi-curious studs. Just 99 cents per minute.
✧ “Mad Honey” Sex Is A Bad Idea
“Mad honey” is honey made by bees from the nectar of toxic Rhododendron flowers. In places where wild Rhododendrons grow, including Turkey, it’s a health hazard. The dangers of mad honey were known to the ancient Greeks and Romans, and it’s reported that leaving tainted honeycombs in the path of invading armies was a popular military tactic. 2000 years later, some people still haven’t quite got the message. According to a case report from cardiologists Yarlioglues et al, a married couple deliberately ate some mad honey “for reasons of sexual performance”.
✧ The Internet Blacklist vs. The Constitution
Last week, two leading Constitutional scholars offered detailed analyses of the Internet blacklist bills now pending in Congress, the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) and Protect-IP, or PIPA. Both scholars concluded that the proposed law could not pass muster under the U.S. Constitution. So you’d think that the new version of SOPA circulated this week would have resolved those concerns.   You’d think wrong. While the revised SOPA briefly mentions the First Amendment, the substantive text makes clear that’s just lip service.  Here’s a selection of fundamental flaws that remain in both SOPA and PIPA:
✧ Rosemount High parent-on-student kissing prank has principal apologizing
A prank on some blindfolded Rosemount High School athletes — they were unknowingly and at times amorously kissed by their parents during a recent pep fest — is collecting YouTube views by the tens of thousands and has the principal apologizing for what happened… …The captains of the school’s winter sports teams — boys and girls — were lined up and blindfolded. They were told they would be kissed and then asked to guess who was on the other side of their lips. Some of the parents during the 59-second YouTube video are seen holding the kisses for several seconds, cupping their child’s faces or embracing and swaying. One mother moved her son’s hand down to her behind during the encounter. Another mom has her son down on the gym floor to the delight of two male students nearby. The hoots, screams and laughter rolled on as the students pulled off their blindfolds to realize it was Mom or Dad they were smooching.
✧ Brain scans should not be used in court… for now
Should an offender’s sentence be decided on the basis of a brain scan? A group of neuroscientists have put together a report for the Royal Society to assess this issue and other ways that progress in brain science might impact the law. Neuroscience is already making waves in court: an Italian woman convicted of murder recently had her sentence reduced on the grounds that her behaviour could be explained by abnormalities in her brain and genes.  The authors on the Royal Society panel, led by Nicholas Mackintosh of the University of Cambridge, also flag up research that suggests the brains of psychopaths are fundamentally different. This raises the question: should individuals with the brain anatomy of a psychopath have their sentence reduced on the ground of diminished responsibility, or should brain scan evidence be used to keep dangerous individuals locked away?
✧ Gingrich ‘proposed the death penalty for marijuana’
Over the weekend, struggling Republican presidential candidate Gary Johnson reminded MSNBC viewers that GOP frontrunner Newt Gingrich had once to called to punish some drug offenders with death. “Newt Gingrich, in 1997, proposed the death penalty for marijuana — for possession of marijuana above a certain quantity of marijuana,” Johnson explained. “And yet, he is among 100 million Americans who’ve smoked marijuana.”
✧ Machine reads your age, gives sample
Big Brother isn’t just watching, he’s also about to size you up via a new product sampling machine that can determine whether you’re the right age — or even the right sex — to receive a sample. Kraft’s new sampling machine, developed by Intel, scans your face and can detect it you’re an adult or a child and blocks dispensing if you are a child. Today, Kraft Foods, the nation’s biggest foodmaker, will roll out in Chicago a device that dispenses its mousse-like Temptations dessert by Jell-O, but only to the product’s target market: grown-ups. The machine, developed by Intel, can detect facial age with a special camera that scans your face and determines if you’re an adult or a kid. If the machine detects a child, it shuts down and asks the child to step away. If it detects an adult — bingo — the sample can be dispensed.
✧ China Keeps Slapping America In The Face And America Just Keeps Taking It
Today, China is absolutely crushing the United States on the global economic stage, but they are hardly playing fair.  They shower their own firms with huge government subsidies, they brazenly steal technology, they publicly violate intellectual property rights, they manipulate currency rates so that foreign firms cannot compete with Chinese prices and they slap ridiculously high tariffs on many classes of foreign goods.  In short, they basically do everything that they can get away with to give themselves a trade advantage.  This predatory behavior has caused an enormous transfer of wealth from the United States to China.  It isn’t as if it is just some sort of an “accident” that we now owe China about a trillion dollars.  The truth is that China just keeps slapping America in the face and America just keeps taking it.  We are like an abused spouse that just keeps coming back for more.  It is disgraceful and it needs to stop.
✧ As Facebook Aims at Millions of Users, Some Are Content to Sit Out
As Facebook prepares for a much-anticipated public offering, the company is eager to show off its momentum by building on its huge membership: more than 800 million active users around the world, Facebook says, and roughly 200 million in the United States, or two-thirds of the population. But the company is running into a roadblock in this country. Some people, even on the younger end of the age spectrum, just refuse to participate, including people who have given it a try. One of Facebook’s main selling points is that it builds closer ties among friends and colleagues. But some who steer clear of the site say it can have the opposite effect of making them feel more, not less, alienated. “I wasn’t calling my friends anymore,” said Ashleigh Elser, 24, who is in graduate school in Charlottesville, Va. “I was just seeing their pictures and updates and felt like that was really connecting to them.”
✧ 10 Ridiculous Things That Make You a Terror Suspect
You thought you weren’t doing anything wrong, so why should you care about who they call a terrorist? Well, you may not believe it, but you’re likely a terror suspect in America’s new paradigm of the Land of the Fear. The government is casting a wide net over its citizens in its search for potential threats. Now, you don’t need to actually commit a crime to be hauled away to a detention center and held without charges while you are tortured; you just need to appear suspicious by sympathizing with anti-government views to be labeled a domestic terrorist.
✧ DNA: The next big hacking frontier
Imagine computer-designed viruses that cure disease, new bacteria capable of synthesizing an unlimited fuel supply, new organisms that wipe out entire populations and bio-toxins that target world leaders. They sound like devices restricted to feature-film script writers, but it is possible to create all of these today, using the latest advances in synthetic biology. Just as the personal computer revolution brought information technology from corporate data centers to the masses, the biology revolution is personalizing science.
✧ DNA Hackers: Synthetic biology weaponized virus, zero-day exploit to infect your brain?
From the let’s get futuristically freaky department, future hacking crimes could take a decidedly sinister twist; not hacking to breach systems but brains, bodies and behaviors. This DNA hacking goes way beyond potentially using police bees to bust biohackers, or even storing unhackable data in box of bio-encrypted bacteria. It’s not science fiction to hack insulin pumps or to use jamming signals to stop hackers from lethal pacemaker attacks, but now bioengineers and security futurists are warning that the day is coming when criminals and bioterrorists hunt for vulnerabilities that will give a new meaning to zero-day exploits. In the future, a weaponized virus will aim to infect you, your brain and body biology, and not just your computer or mobile device.
✧ Woman sues sex toy company after injuring herself using vibrator
A California woman claims a little foreplay nearly put her six feet under. April Bonjour says her pleasure turned quickly to pain while using a “vibrator/dildo” with her boyfriend last November when the sex toy caused a sharp vaginal pain and massive bleeding. “I started to get faint from the loss of blood,” she wrote in a personal injury complaint filed Aug. 30 in California Superior Court. “My boyfriend called 911. By the time they got there, I was in and out of consciousness.” Bonjour, in her suit against Pipedream Products Inc., said both she and her son “thought I was dying … Once we got to the hospital, I had lost so much blood I was given several pints.” Thanks Jasmine
✧ Mother tasered and buried alive in cardboard box by ‘bored’ lover, court told
“Terrified” Michelina Lewandowska, 27, was bound by her hands and feet and left to die in a shallow grave, Leeds Crown Court was told. In a bid to stop her getting free Marcin Kasprzak, her partner and father of their two-year-old son, had a friend help him bury her in a box less than 2ft high and then covered it in soil and leaves and then put a large branch over the top, a jury heard. But she eventually managed to free herself and raise the alarm. A jury was told how Kasprzak, 25, had decided that he no longer wanted to live with his partner and wanted his mother to bring up their young son. In a bid to get her out of the way he used a 300,000 volt electric stun gun on her at their home in Waterloo, Huddersfield, West Yorks, before using parcel tape to gag her and tie her hands and feet.
✧ Woman caught smuggling 1.5kg of cocaine in her dreadlocks on flight to Bangkok
A woman was caught trying to smuggle 1.5 kilograms of cocaine in her dreadlocks on a flight to Bangkok, it was reported today. South African Nobanda Nolubabalo, 23, was arrested and held in Thailand’s capital yesterday after customs officers allegedly noticed a suspicious white substance in her hair. Officials later carried out a search and discovered she had allegedly matted the Class A drug into her dreadlocks before boarding a flight from Brazil.
✧ Man dressed as Santa drugs teen at Berlin Christmas market, 9th victim in a week
A man dressed as Santa drugged a 15-year-old girl at a Berlin Christmas market over the weekend — the latest such attack that has seen holiday revelers left either sickened or unconscious, police said Monday. At about 10 p.m. Saturday the suspect approached the girl and her friend at Berlin’s downtown Alexanderplatz Christmas market, offering both of them what he said was a shot of alcohol in a paper cup, police said. One girl refused, but the other girl drank both of the shots. She soon started vomiting and had to be taken to the hospital, where she underwent a blood test, before being released. Police said it appeared she had been slipped some type of a date rape drug, but released no further details, citing the ongoing investigation.
✧ Man dressed as Santa drugs teen at Berlin Christmas market, 9th victim in a week
A man dressed as Santa drugged a 15-year-old girl at a Berlin Christmas market over the weekend — the latest such attack that has seen holiday revelers left either sickened or unconscious, police said Monday. At about 10 p.m. Saturday the suspect approached the girl and her friend at Berlin’s downtown Alexanderplatz Christmas market, offering both of them what he said was a shot of alcohol in a paper cup, police said. One girl refused, but the other girl drank both of the shots. She soon started vomiting and had to be taken to the hospital, where she underwent a blood test, before being released. Police said it appeared she had been slipped some type of a date rape drug, but released no further details, citing the ongoing investigation.
✧ Indonesia: Punkers’ Mohawks Shaved, Piercings Stripped By Hard-Line Police
Police in Indonesia’s most conservative province raided a punk-rock concert and detained 65 fans, buzzing off their spiky mohawks and stripping away body piercings because of the perceived threat to Islamic values. Dog-collar necklaces and chains also were taken from the youths before they were thrown in pools of water for “spiritual” cleansing, local police chief Iskandar Hasan said Wednesday. After replacing their “disgusting” clothes, he handed each a toothbrush and barked “use it.”
✧ If you want to drink less, then turn down the music: Alcohol tastes sweeter as noise impairs judgement of intake
Alcohol tastes sweeter when loud music is playing and the noise could make it difficult for drinkers to judge how much they are consuming, new research has claimed. Dr Lorenzo Stafford, a psychologist from the University of Portsmouth, conducted the first experimental study to find out how music can alter the taste of alcohol. Dr Stafford said: ‘Since humans have an innate preference for sweetness, these findings offer a plausible explanation as to why people consume more alcohol in noisy environments.’
✧ Man grows new fingertip on stomach
Doctors in China saved a man’s partially-severed finger – by attaching it to his stomach. Furniture worker Wang Yongjun, 20, cut off the end of his middle finger with an electric saw in an accident at work. Wang, of Liaoyang, Liaoning Province, was rushed to hospital where doctors had to think fast. Dr Huang Xuesong said the muscle and skin had been cut away from the end of his finger leaving only the bone showing. “We had to make a quick decision or he could have lost his finger. We decided to cultivate a new fingertip on his stomach,” he said. Doctors operated and attached Wang’s finger to his stomach in the hope that new skin and muscle would grow around it.
✧ Baby, baby, baby, no: Pay up or be forced to listen to Justin Bieber
For someone who isn’t a fan of teen idol Justin Bieber, being forced to listen to one of his songs over and over again could be considered cruel and unusual punishment. At Evanston Township High School this week, they called it a fund-raiser. To motivate their fellow students to donate money for a struggling cafe/arts center popular with ETHS kids, seniors Charlotte Runzel and Jesse Chatz persuaded administrators to let them blast Bieber’s hit “Baby” over the school’s loudspeaker system at the end of each class period — and not stop playing the song until Runzel and Chatz had met their goal.
✧ Bye Bye Booie! California’s smoking chimpanzee who learned sign language dies at 44
A chimpanzee that kicked a smoking habit and used sign language to beg for candy has died at a California animal refuge. Martine Colette, founder of the Wildlife WayStation, said Booie was being treated for a heart condition when he died on Saturday, at the age of 44. The chimp had been living at the animal sanctuary near Los Angeles since 1995, after he retired from a research lab. Ms Colette said she successfully turned Booie away from his smoking habit but could not make a dent in his love of sweets. She said he would use his signing skills to panhandle for candy by signing: ‘Booie see sweet in pocket.’
✧ Girl, 13, brought booze-laced milk to school
A Glen Ellyn junior high student brought chocolate milk mixed with Bailey’s Irish Cream to school as a “joke,” Glen Ellyn police said. Glen Ellyn Deputy Police Chief Bill Holmer said this week the 13-year-old girl allegedly brought the liquor mixed with chocolate milk to Hadley Junior High School on Dec. 9. Holmer said it’s unclear if any students actually drank the concoction, but it was “given to some other students who claimed to not know what they were given.” The “kid brought this stuff to school claiming it was meant to be a joke,” Holmer said. A student at the school informed staff about the drink, who interviewed other students about the incident then called police, Holmer said. Police worked with the juvenile and her parents “regarding enforcement action,” according to a police report.
✧ Pig Born Without Back Legs: A Balancing Act Like No Other
Wang taught her to walk on her front hooves and she learned in just a few days. After about a month, she began walking on her own, balancing her weight on her front legs as she moves about. Today, despite a body weight of 50 kg (110 pounds), the piglet walks upside down quite effortlessly.
✧ 14 bomb-sniffing dogs on way to Afghanistan died in truck
The death of 14 bomb-sniffing dogs allegedly housed in an unventilated sealed truck while awaiting air shipment from Houston to military forces in Afghanistan has spawned a lawsuit in which requested damages may top $1 million… In an unsuccessful bid to settle the matter without going to court, a Houston lawyer for the Florida company asked the defendants to pay $1.3 million in damages and $30,000 in legal fees. According to the lawsuit, the animals — Tiny, Rex, Rocky, Crock, Dork, Harrie, Stress, Sigo, Rex, Jaco, Kimbo, Kilo, Albert and Bak — were taken the Houston shipping facility on Dec. 20.
✧ Giant Smiley Feel-o-Meter Reflects the Mood of the City
Fuehlometer (Feel-o-meter) by Richard Wilhelmer, Julius von Bismarck, and Benjamin Maus is a light installation consisting of a giant smiley face that reflects the average mood of the people living in the city. An earlier version of this work originally used a more standard light screen installation instead of kinetically moving the different parts of the smiley face. The average emotional value is calculated through the computational analysis of the faces of people passing a camera located in a specific part of the city,
✧ The teenage politics of the British Churches are summed up by their pathetic Christmas poster
The Baby Jesus will not be visited by Three Wise Men bearing gifts of Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh this Christmas. Three different sorts of guys will turn up at the manger, bringing the young Son of God a Fabergé egg, a Swarovski crystal perfume bottle and a Damien Hirst skull. All this is on the seasonal advertising poster issued by the British Churches. There are no shepherds either. These are replaced by a cycle courier and a plasterer. As King Herod himself might have said: “Gee, it’s so relevant and accessible it fair sets your teeth on edge.” Jesus famously commanded us: “Take no thought for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat and the body than raiment? Why take ye thought for raiment?”
✧ As Banks Start Nosing Around Facebook and Twitter, the Wrong Friends Might Just Sink Your Credit
A new wave of startups is working on algorithms gathering data for banks from the web of associations on the internet known as “the social graph,” in which people are “nodes” connected to each other by “edges.” Banks are already using social media to befriend their customers, and increasingly, their customers’ friends. The specifics are still shaking out, but the gist is that eventually, social media will account for at least the tippy-top of the mountain of data banks keep on their customers. “There is this concept of ‘birds of a feather flock together,’” said Ken Lin, CEO of the San Francisco-based credit scoring startup Credit Karma. “If you are a profitable customer for a bank, it suggests that a lot of your friends are going to be the same credit profile. So they’ll look through the social network and see if they can identify your friends online and then maybe they send more marketing to them. That definitely exists today.”
✧ How common is Nazi fancy dress?
It is really very easy to avoid a controversial costume, but that does not seem to stop some people. And one of the most offensive outfits is a Nazi uniform, as Conservative MP Aidan Burley has discovered. The MP for Cannock Chase in Staffordshire has been pictured in a national newspaper sitting next to another man dressed as an SS guard. Burley, who was on a stag do in a French ski resort at the time, has apologised for the “clearly inappropriate behaviour” of some of his friends. In some countries, wearing a swastika armband in public would be illegal But he is not the first person, and will surely not be the last, to hit the headlines over a Nazi costume. Prince Harry is perhaps the most famous Nazi fancy dress costume-wearer in the world. In 2005, he was pictured wearing a German desert uniform and a swastika armband at a friend’s birthday party. The fancy dress theme was “colonial and native”.
✧ The school of Jay-Z studies
Judging by the amount of fuss he caused, one would think Georgetown University Professor Michael Eric Dyson had floated the idea of abolishing child labor laws. In reality, all he had done was announce that this semester he would be teaching a course entitled “Sociology of Hip-Hop – Urban Theodicy of Jay-Z.” And it was Glastonbury all over again. The outrage flew from all directions. A SPIN headline referred to “Georgetown’s Semi-Ridiculous Jay-Z Class”, while the main article nonchalantly mentions that tuition at the university is $40,920, attaching the price to a particularly inarticulate quote from a college sophomore. Gawker was still more ruthless in its takedown, declaring: “One notable thing about Michael Eric Dyson is that although he is very good at being an academic celebrity, he doesn’t know shit about hip-hop.”
✧ Census data: Half of U.S. poor or low income
Squeezed by rising living costs, a record number of Americans — nearly 1 in 2 — have fallen into poverty or are scraping by on earnings that classify them as low income. The latest census data depict a middle class that’s shrinking as unemployment stays high and the government’s safety net frays. The new numbers follow years of stagnating wages for the middle class that have hurt millions of workers and families.
✧ China’s deserted fake Disneyland
Situated on an area of around 100 acres, and 45 minutes drive from the center of Beijing, are the ruins of ‘Wonderland’. Construction stopped more than a decade ago, with developers promoting it as ‘the largest amusement park in Asia’. Funds were withdrawn due to disagreements over property prices with the local government and farmers. So what is left are the skeletal remains of a palace, a castle, and the steel beams of what could have been an indoor playground in the middle of a corn field.
✧ Memphis Cop Sexts & Rapes 14 Year Old Relative
A Memphis police officer is behind bars after investigators say he sent a 14-year-old girl nude pictures and had a sexual relationship with the teen. Officer Ericck Cain, 25, has been charged with aggravated statutory rape and exploitation of a minor by electronic means. Investigators say Cain emailed a naked picture of himself to a 14-year-old relative in January. About six months later, police say, the two had sex in a house in the 5600 block of Cottonwood. “He gave us a statement of admission,” said Dave Martello, of the Memphis Police Department. Police say the initial report was made at the Mt. Moriah precinct. One of the teenager’s friends came went to the station Monday night and told police everything she knew about the relationship. Police say they do not suspect there are any other alleged victims, but that one is enough. “It’s such a disappointment,” said Martello.”This person is a criminal just like the people that we deal with on the streets every day.”
✧ Somalia’s Rebels Embrace Twitter
Think of it as the Battle of the Tweets. Somalia’s powerful Islamist insurgents, the Shabab, best known for chopping off hands and starving their own people, just opened a Twitter account, and in the past week they have been writing up a storm, bragging about recent attacks and taunting their enemies. “Your inexperienced boys flee from confrontation & flinch in the face of death,” the Shabab wrote in a post to the Kenyan Army. It is an odd, almost downright hypocritical move from brutal militants in one of world’s most broken-down countries, where millions of people do not have enough food to eat, let alone a laptop. The Shabab have vehemently rejected Western practices – banning Western music, movies, haircuts and bras, and even blocking Western aid for famine victims, all in the name of their brand of puritanical Islam – only to embrace Twitter, one of the icons of a modern, networked society.
✧ ‘White Only’ Pool Sign Owner Explains
A female landlord, Jamie Hein, had a sign that read, “Public Swimming Pool, White Only” hanging on a gate at her house and her private pool. (Photo credit: Ohio Civil Rights Commission) An Ohio landlord accused of discriminating against an African-American girl with a “white only” sign at her swimming pool told ABCNews.com that the sign was an antique and a decoration. “I’m not a bad person,” said Jamie Hein of Cincinnati. “I don’t have any problem with race at all. It’s a historical sign.” The sign in question reads, “Public Swimming Pool, White Only.” It is dated 1931 and from Alabama. Hein, 31, was unapologetic about the racist origins of the sign that she displayed at the entrance to her pool. She said she collects antiques and was given the sign as a gift. She also said that even though the sign seems to indicate that the pool is public, the pool is on her private property and “everybody has to ask before getting in my pool.”

 

 

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➪ 30 Signs That The United States Of America Is Being Turned Into A Giant Prison
If you live in the United States of America, you live in a giant prison where liberty and freedom are slowly being strangled to death. In this country, the control freaks that run things are obsessed with watching, tracking, monitoring and recording virtually everything that we do. Nothing is private anymore. Everything that you do on the Internet is being monitored. All of your phone calls are being monitored. In fact, if law enforcement authorities suspect that you have done something wrong, they will use your cell phone microphone to listen to you even when you think your cell phone is turned off. In many areas of the country, when you get into your car automated license plate readers track you wherever you go, and in many major cities when you are walking on the streets a vast network of security cameras and “smart street lights” are constantly watching you and listening to whatever you say.
➪ Carrier George H.W. Bush suffers widespread toilet outages
The Navy’s newest aircraft carrier has a messy problem. Since deploying in May, the Norfolk, Va.-based carrier George H.W. Bush has grappled with widespread toilet outages, at times rendering the entire ship without a single working head. But it’s no laughing matter. Sailors tell of combing the ship for up to an hour to find a place to do their business, if they can find one at all. Others have resorted to urinating in showers or into the industrial sinks in their work stations. Some men are using bottles and emptying the contents over the giant ship’s side, while some women are holding it in for so long that they are developing health problems, according to sources on the ship.
➪ Cheeky monkey makes a boob-boon out of model
Charmian Chen – who is also a model – has become a global internet star after playfully feeding long-tailed macaques. But she was left red-faced when one decided to retrieve a piece of corn that had fallen down the 22-year-old’s top. As she struggled with the monkey, her dress was forced a little too far down – leaving Charmian struggling to maintain her modesty. Thanks Cat
➪ Bartender, a Dirty Martini With a Tampon!
Yet reportedly vodka-in-a-tampon is the new rage among under-age drinkers. Just Google it — everybody agrees the trend is huge. Here’s our own HuffPost suggesting the practice is a full-blown trend amongst teenagers. Boys can apparently achieve the same effect by something called “butt chugging.” Soaking a tampon in vodka and then… re-inserting it somehow… is supposed to produce the “ultimate body shot” — a fast, intense buzz (the alcohol is allegedly absorbed more quickly than by mouth), with no tell-tale alcohol breath for mom or the police to detect.
➪ ‘Bubble Man’ Chandra Wisnu emerges in bid to save children from same fate
Chandra Wisnu, 57, suffers from a rare disease that has left him covered in tumours resembling pink bubble wrap. The father of four – known as “The Bubble Man” in his home village in Indonesia – rarely leaves his house. When he does, he wears three jackets, a balaclava and sunglasses so he doesn’t frighten children. “People are afraid, they are frightened of my horrible face and worried they might catch the disease,” he said. “So instead I avoid people, I rarely go out except to pick up my daughter from school. “And when I do I cover my head and my face because I don’t want my daughter’s friends to bully her for having ‘the dad with the horrible face’.”
➪ Schaumburg Christian School Teacher Accused of Masturbating During Class
A northwest suburban math teacher charged with masturbating in his classroom allegedly told police he’d pleasured himself at the school for last 10 years while fantasizing about female students. Paul A. LaDuke, 75, of Schererville made the handwritten admission after he was arrested for a Veteran’s Day incident witnessed by two students at the Schaumburg Christian School, according to Tandra Simonton, spokeswoman for the Cook County State’s Attorney’s Office. While his students were working on an assignment during a 10 a.m. algebra class Friday, LaDuke placed an apron around his waist, unbuckled his pants below his hips and began masturbating behind a podium, prosecutors allege
➪ Man Finds A Dead Bird in His Supermarket Salad!
A man in Somerset, England was horrified to find a dead bird in his pre-packaged supermarket salad bag after laying the contents out on the dinner table for his family to eat. A shriek from his girlfriend alerted him to the sight of a skeletal, decomposing, dead bird hidden among the green, leafy vegetables, almost obscured from sight. But the picture below tells the tale.
➪ World has five years to avoid severe warming: IEA
The world has just five years to avoid being trapped in a scenario of perilous climate change and extreme weather events, the International Energy Agency (IEA) warned on Wednesday. On current trends, “rising fossil energy use will lead to irreversible and potentially catastrophic climate change,” the IEA concluded in its annual World Energy Outlook report. “The door to 2.0 C is closing,” it said, referring to the 2.0 Celsius (3.6 Fahrenheit) cap on global warming widely accepted by scientists and governments as the ceiling for averting unmanageable climate damage. Without further action, by 2017 the total CO2 emissions compatible with the 2.0 C goal will be “locked in” by power plants, factories and other carbon-emitting sources either built or planned, the IEA said.
➪ Bands banned for term
Queen’s Bands was suspended yesterday after controversial material was brought to university administrators. After the announcement, the Journal received three years of pamphlets entitled ‘The Banner’ which were distributed to band members. The pamphlets contained phrases like “I will rape you with a lamp” and photos of band members as “people with dicks in their mouths.” Front page titles over the past three years included: “Mouth raping your little sister since 1905,” “Sucking the nipple and biting the tit since 1905” and “Perpetuating racial stereotypes since 1905.”
➪ Video: Surfer rides ‘biggest wave of all time’
Hawaii’s Garrett McNamara sets a world record by surfing a 90-foot wave off the coast of Praia do Norte in Portugal.
➪ Toy doll may swear – you decide – ‘You Crazy Bitch’
We’ve been hearing a lot of buzz about a talking baby doll sold at Toys “R” Us. Some buyers say that instead of babbling, the baby is clearly cursing. So we went to the store, bought one for ourselves and checked it out. FOX23 News played the toy for two walkers at The Crossings in Colonie. “I heard that! Loud and clear. No mistaking it,” they said. “I think it did say b****,” said Vince Prendergast of Troy. “I did hear that. I wouldn’t want that for my child, definitely not,” said parent Denise Altschule.
➪ Mouse-Stomping High-Heeled German Women Convicted For Perverse Video
Two German women paid to record a fetish film of themselves stomping on mice while dressed in high-heels have been charged with animal cruelty. The women, ages 29 and 25, were promised a “considerable amount of money” by a man to perform the despicable act, according to Fox News. A video played for the court as evidence also showed the women using a car to crush 12 mice, burning rodents with lit cigarettes, and stomping on two lizards and three geckos, according to The Global Post. A court prosecutor explained the disturbing fetish, known as “animal crushing.” “Customers who watch films with such content satisfy themselves, according to our information, by watching beautiful women slowly and painfully trample on the animals while wearing socks, high heels or while barefoot,” the prosecutor explained, according to The Local.
➪ Female orgasm captured in series of brain scans
Scientists have used brain scan images to create the world’s first movie of the female brain as it approaches, experiences and recovers from an orgasm. The animation reveals the steady buildup of activity in the brain as disparate regions flicker into life and then come together in a crescendo of activity before gently settling back down again.
➪ Entertainer forces poisonous snakes through his nose and out of his mouth
Fei, from east China’s Jiangxi Province, has been performing the death-defying act for the past 30 years – what a charmer. Sometimes, when he feels like it, the 53-year-old will even use two 3ft snakes instead of one. It hasn’t all been smooth sailing for the snake swallower though – Fei has had several close calls with his wriggly friends, the most serious being when he swallowed one accidentally. Luckily for him, the serpent died in his stomach before it could cause any damage. He does live a charmed life it seems.
➪ NASA – Astronaut Selection
If you have dreamed of joining the Astronaut Corps, now is the time to apply. NASA is continuing space exploration programs that will include missions beyond low Earth orbit
➪ Why Does Evolution Allow Some People to Taste Words?
A neural condition that tangles the senses so that people hear colors and taste words could yield important clues to understanding how the brain is organized, according to a new review study. This sensory merger, called synesthesia, was first scientifically documented in 1812 but was widely misunderstood for much of its history, with many experts thinking the condition was a form of mild insanity. “It’s not just that the number two is blue, but two is also a male number that wears a hat and is in love with the number seven,” said study co-author David Brang, of the University of California, San Diego (UCSD).
➪ The Sour Toe Cocktail – A Shot With A Mummified Big Toe In It [Video]
➪ Prepare for riots in euro collapse, Foreign Office warns
The EU treaties that created the euro and set its membership rules contain no provision for members to leave, meaning any break-up would be disorderly and potentially chaotic. If eurozone governments defaulted on their debts, the European banks that hold many of their bonds would risk collapse. Some analysts say the shock waves of such an event would risk the collapse of the entire financial system, leaving banks unable to return money to retail depositors and destroying companies dependent on bank credit. The Financial Services Authority this week issued a public warning to British banks to bolster their contingency plans for the break-up of the single currency. Some economists believe that at worst, the outright collapse of the euro could reduce GDP in its member-states by up to half and trigger mass unemployment.
➪ Spiderman, Batman & Ironman Get Loose At A Kids Party! [Video]
➪ Armed robbery suspect shot with his own gun
About 8:15 p.m., a 33-year-old pizza-delivery driver was delivering an order when he realized the house he was supposed to make the delivery to was abandoned. A man held the driver up at gunpoint and demanded his money and his wallet, Small said. The driver handed over his wallet, which contained $100, and began fighting with the suspect. During the struggle, the delivery driver wrestled the gun out of the suspect’s grasp. The driver shot the man once in his neck and once in his buttocks. Police found two boxes of pizza, a bag of food and the suspect’s blood on the scene. The suspect, who police identified Monday night only as a 26-year-old man, was taken to Albert Einstein Medical Center, where he was listed in critical condition as of 10 p.m.
➪ Drugged drinks send many to ER
In 2009, nearly 15,000 American women and men ended up in an emergency room after being unwittingly, but intentionally, drugged by someone else, a new federal report reveals. In 2009, nearly 15,000 American women and men ended up in an emergency room after being unwittingly, but intentionally, drugged by someone else, a new federal report reveals. According to the data, about 60 percent of these cases occurred after someone surreptitiously slipped a drug into the victim’s drink. Details outlined in the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) report — touted as the first of its kind — suggest that the problem extends to a broad section of society. For example, nearly three-quarters of intentional poisonings involved individuals over the age of 21. And though the majority of cases involved females, nearly four out of every 10 victims was male.
➪ Florida woman: Fix-A-Flat butt injection ‘doc’ ruined my face
More victims are coming forward in the Miami Fix-A-Flat plastic surgery case – and the evidence isn’t pretty. Rajee Narinesingh told CBS Miami that accused transgender cosmetic quack Oneal Ron Morris pumped her face full of a toxic brew investigators say was a mix of tire mender, mineral oil and cement, leaving her disfigured for life.
➪ File reveals police view of drug squad raid on Keith Richards
When the Chelsea drug squad raided his home in Cheyne Walk, London – just a few doors down from Mick Jagger’s house – one bright Tuesday morning in June 1973 they found not only the expected collection of grass, cannabis resin, “Chinese” heroin, mandrax tablets, burnt spoons, syringes and pipes but also a .38 Smith and Wesson revolver, a shotgun and 110 rounds of ammunition. It would have seemed an open and shut case that should have attracted a hefty sentence, given Richards’s famous record.
➪ Robotic prison wardens to patrol South Korean prison
The three 5ft-high (1.5m) robots involved in the prison trial have been developed by the Asian Forum for Corrections, a South Korean group of researchers who specialise in criminality and prison policies. It said the robots move on four wheels and are equipped with cameras and other sensors that allow them to detect risky behaviour such as violence and suicide.
➪ About Pepper Spray
But we’ve taken to calling it pepper spray, I think, because that makes it sound so much more benign than it really is, like something just a grade or so above what we might mix up in a home kitchen. The description hints maybe at that eye-stinging effect that the cook occasionally experiences when making something like a jalapeno-based salsa, a little burn, nothing too serious. Until you look it up on the Scoville scale and remember, as toxicologists love to point out, that the dose makes the poison. That we’re not talking about cookery but a potent blast of chemistry. So that if OC spray is the U.S. police response of choice – and certainly, it’s been used with dismaying enthusiasm during the Occupy protests nationwide, as documented in this excellent Atlantic roundup – it may be time to demand a more serious look at the risks involved.
➪ Toddler Shot in Head During Rap Video Shoot
A 1-year-old boy is in critical condition after being shot in the head last night, possibly during the taping of a rap music video in Oakland. Six others also were shot, including a 24-year-old woman also in critical condition, the San Jose Mercury News reports. Police say Oakland rapper Kafani was at the scene, but Kafani denies it and says reports that he was shooting a music video at the time are untrue, according to AllHipHop.
➪ Miami Beach artist charged with wildlife smuggling
Miami Beach sculptor Enrique Gomez De Molina fashions bird beaks, antelope hooves and other wildlife parts into fanciful animals and calls it art. Federal prosecutors call it a felony. De Molina has been charged with wildlife smuggling for allegedly importing a vast range of protected animal parts from China, Indonesia, Bali, Thailand and the Philippines into the United States for a highly profitable art business. Among his purchases: An orangutan skull, king cobra, a slow loris, a woolly stork, skulls of heavy-beaked birds called hornbills, a rare bird called the Himalayan Monal and many other protected species, according to court papers filed by the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of Florida.
➪ Passenger sentenced to 21 months for dealing drugs on gay cruise
A judge in the U.S. Virgin Islands yesterday sentenced a California man to 21 months in prison for dealing drugs to fellow passengers on the 5,400-passenger Allure of the Seas. Steven Barry Krumholz pleaded guilty to the charges in July. The West Hollywood man had been arrested in February when the ship docked in St. Thomas. The Allure of the Seas was at the time chartered by Atlantis Events, the sailing on the world’s largest ship billed as the world’s largest gay cruise. U.S. District Court Judge Curtis Gomez said Krumholz used his cabin on the cruise ship “as if it was an apothecary for controlled substances,” the Associated Press reports. Police at the time of his arrest said they found more than 142 ecstasy pills, methamphetamine, a small amount of ketamine, and about $51,000 in cash in Krumholz’s cabin.
➪ Dealers give teens free heroin samples
St. Louis County Police Chief, Tim Fitch, says dealers are giving teens free samples of heroin. Sometimes teens are not told that its heroin. Once they get addicted to it, the teens start buying it from drug dealers. This year, 69 people have died from heroin in St. Louis County. That’s up from last year. And statistics show the people dying from heroin overdoses are younger than in the past. The police chief says the heroin is coming mainly from Mexico via drug dealers in Chicago. He says Fenton is Ground Zero for heroin. “I always ask them, how did you use this the first time?” says Fitch. “And they will almost always tell you it was in some party situation. They were already impaired by alcohol, or impaired by marijuana, or impaired by painkillers and they just took the next step.”
➪ ‘Weed Wars’: Reality TV puts Oakland dispensary in spotlight
Cable television in recent years has introduced millions to offbeat professions, from crab fishermen and ice road truckers, to pawnshop operators and bounty hunters. But are Americans ready to invite licensed pot peddlers into their living rooms? Programmers at Discovery Channel hope so. They’re taking a risk with “Weed Wars,” a show that could have a polarizing effect on viewers. When an Entertainment Weekly online reporter broke news of the series in July, it was met with a deluge of comments, many of them negative. Cable news is also jumping into the fray, as DeAngelo and his brother, Andrew, general manager of Harborside, were grilled by Bill O’Reilly on his Fox News show Monday and were part of a Current TV news special about the California medical marijuana industry.
➪ Researchers block morphine’s itchy side effect
Itching is one of the most prevalent side effects of powerful, pain-killing drugs like morphine, oxycodone and other opioids. The opiate-associated itch is so common that even women who get epidurals for labor pain often complain of itching. For many years, scientists have scratched their own heads about why drugs that so effectively suppress pain also induce itch. Now in mice, researchers at Washington University School of Medicine in St. Louis have shown they can control opioid-induced itching without interfering with a drug’s ability to relieve pain. The discovery raises tantalizing possibilities for new treatments to eliminate itch in cancer and surgery patients as well as others who rely on opioids to relieve chronic and severe pain.
➪ Software to Rate How Drastically Photos Are Retouched
In June, the American Medical Association adopted a policy on body image and advertising that urged advertisers and others to “discourage the altering of photographs in a manner that could promote unrealistic expectations of appropriate body image.” Dr. Farid said he became intrigued by the problem after reading about the photo-labeling proposals in Europe. Categorizing photos as either altered or not altered seemed too blunt an approach, he said. Dr. Farid and Eric Kee, a Ph.D. student in computer science at Dartmouth, are proposing a software tool for measuring how much fashion and beauty photos have been altered, a 1-to-5 scale that distinguishes the infinitesimal from the fantastic. Their research is being published this week in a scholarly journal, The Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.
➪ Legalizing medical marijuana does not increase use among youth, study suggests
Based on their analysis of 32,570 students, they found that while marijuana use was common throughout the study period, there were no statistically significant differences in marijuana use between states in any year. Choo says, “Our study did not find increases in adolescent marijuana use related to Rhode Island’s 2006 legalization of medical marijuana; however, additional research may follow future trends as medical marijuana in Rhode Island and other states becomes more widely used.”
➪ Broadway Drama Turned Samuel L. Jackson Onto Crack Cocaine
The Pulp Fiction star admits it was soul destroying to work so hard to play Boy Willie in August Wilson’s The Piano Lesson, and then never get to to appear onstage. He explains, “I originated the role at Yale (Repertory Theater) and then I had to understudy him (Dutton) because the role was written for him when he was doing Crocodile Dundee 2, so when Crocodile Dundee 2 was over he came back and he started to do the play. It was pretty much the play that put me in rehab. “You have to show up every day and sign in and if that person’s not there by half hour (before the show) you start getting ready to go on. But he was always there… I had to sit backstage until at least the first act was over and listen to the play onstage, which was kinda running me crazy, so I used to sit on the back steps and smoke crack.” His casual drug habit became a full-blown addiction as Jackson continued to “chase the wind” to get high – and he admits he could have died a little-known actor.
➪ Internet addiction in Kenya worse than substance abuse
According to the chairperson of the Kenya Counselling Association, Catherine Gachutha, Internet addiction is rapidly increasing in Kenya. The problem, she says, is most prominent in young people aged between 18 and 28. “Incidentally, the number of youths addicted to various internet sites surpasses that of those addicted to drugs and alcohol,” Gachutha said. “This is because most of them are idle and the cost of accessing the internet is much lower than drugs and beer.”
➪ Goldie Hawn’s ex-husband Bill Hudson paints depraved portrait
During their second date at a Rolling Stones concert, Hudson recalls, “a large plate of cocaine came by and she took a huge snort.” Afterward, he had sex with the still-married Hawn from 1 a.m. to 1 p.m. and they exchanged “I love yous,” Hudson writes. But there were early signs of discord, he remembers, especially when he brought up her affairs with European men. “She was also starting to develop the none-too-pleasant habit of referring to herself in the third person. ‘Goldie will do whatever she wants, when she wants,’ she yelled,” Hudson writes.
➪ Dolphins ‘fed drugs by ravers’ died after 2-day techno party at Connyland marine park
A pair of dolphins may have died after being fed drugs by ravers after a second animal died. Police looking into the deaths in Connyland, Lipperswil, Switzerland, initially thought the deafening music from the rave may have killed dolphins Shadow and Chelmers. But zoo vets are awaiting toxicology test results to see if they were poisoned by narcotics thrown into their enclosure during the rave.
➪ Drunk man attacked by monkeys at zoo [Video]
A drunk man at a Brazil zoo swims over to play with monkeys and is attacked.
➪ Teens Using Vodka Soaked Tampons To Get Drunk [Video]

 

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Surrender Dorothy

  • “If I would like to get a child to live with me and take care of me,” I ask. “Could you do that?”

    “Yes,” he says. “I can.”

    He’s speaking in Creole, the most prevalent Haitian language. The man doing the translation, who has set up the meeting, works for us (unbeknownst to the slave trafficker).

    The trafficker assures me he’s done this sort of transaction many times before.

    “A girl or a boy?” he asks.

    “A girl probably,” I say.

    “How old?”

    “Maybe 10 or 11.”

    “Not a problem.”

    He says he can get me an 11-year-old girl, although he suggests that a 15-year-old might be better, because she’d be more “developed.”

    I’m thinking: I can’t believe I’m having this conversation.

    “And this is OK?” I ask. “I won’t have any trouble from their parents or anything like that?”

    “No, you won’t have any problems with their parents.”

    “Why not?”

    “When I give you the child, I will train it for you.”

    I’m not exactly sure what that means.

  • The big items that added trillions to the debt are not even on the field of debate. Because the two teams are not contesting them.

    WARS: When Obama expanded the Afghan war and asked for the largest military budget in world history, the GOP largely applauded. It was bipartisan.

    BUSH TAX CUTS FOR THE WEALTHY: Obama extended them in December

    BANK BAILOUTS: Bipartisan.

    DECLINING TAX REVENUE: Resulted from recession and financial meltdown caused by years of bipartisan (Reagan/Clinton) deregulation of Wall Street. And by big companies like General Electric (whose CEO is Obama’s jobs chairman) dodging their taxes.

    That’s the broad view – a perspective that sees our country over the edge in debt because the leaders of the two teams collaborated in putting it there.

  • A statement to police that led to the arrest of the leader of an alleged Thai rhino poaching syndicate exposes the sleaze in the officially sanctioned shooting of this endangered species, with prostitutes used in “canned hunts”.
  • A global maritime watchdog says sea piracy worldwide surged 36 percent to 266 attacks in the first half this year as Somali pirates took higher risks and raided more vessels.

    The International Maritime Bureau says 61 percent, or 163 of the global attacks, were by Somali pirates largely in the Arabian Sea area. It says pirates fired on ships in rough seas in the Indian Ocean last month, attacking for the first time during the monsoon season.

  • Super cool mini models of old Hong Kong.
  • A paper authored by Tatu Westling of Helsinki University explores the relationship between the GDP growth of countries and the penile length of their residents.

    The size of male organ is found to have an inverse U-shaped relationship with the level of GDP in 1985. It can alone explain over 15% of the variation in GDP. The GDP maximizing size is around 13.5 centimetres, and a collapse in economic development is identified as the size of male organ exceeds 16 centimetres.

    That “U-shaped” curve…it looks like something flaccid-ish, innit?

  • There are skinny houses. And then there is Jakub Szczęsny’s Keret House, which could make Calista Flockhart look like a fatty. At its most generous, the proposed place, in Warsaw, Poland, will clock in at 4 feet wide. At its narrowest, it’ll be just 28 inches wide — thinner than the average doorway. And we complain about our sardine can in New York…
  • Every morning before school, nine-year-old Terisia Techu would undergo a painful procedure. Her mother would take a burning hot pestle straight out of a fire and use it to press her breasts.

    With tears in her eyes as she recalls what it was like, Terisia tells CNN that one day the pestle was so hot, it burned her, leaving a mark. Now 18, she is still traumatized.

    Her mother, Grace, denies the incident. But she proudly demonstrates the method she used on her daughter for several weeks, saying the goal was to make her less desirable to boys — and stave off pregnancy.

  • In a trip to the pirate stronghold of Eyl, Bahadur discovers pirates who are afraid of phantom U.S. navy divers and believe in psychic powers. He even describes an incident of panty-thieving on the high seas.

    He also finds that many widely held beliefs about pirates are wrong, including allegations that they are controlled by international criminal cartels, have alliances with Islamist rebels or use sophisticated intelligence networks. Such assumptions help shape the multibillion dollar fight against piracy.

    “You have a lot of people with agendas making claims that aren’t backed up by anything,” said Bahadur. “I don’t really have an agenda. I just tried to use common sense. … I actually met these people and spoke to them. Most of them had no idea of the outside world.”

  • Why stop at the seat?

    That’s what a Japanese company thought when it began making an all-leather Harley-Davidson motorcycle (above and below), now on display in Milwaukee’s Harley-Davidson Museum.

    “The chopper… took 20 craftspeople from a Japanese company specializing in leather products more than two years to complete.”

    Wrote Mary-Liz Shaw in a June 9, 2011 Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel article, “The bike is a ¾-scale replica made entirely of leather, including wheels, frame, headlight, spark plug boots, chain, fuel valve, even the tools in the tool bag.”

  • As I traveled on the Beltway in the early ’70s near the Mormon Temple in Kensington, I was always amused by one re-occurring sight. On an overpass just as the temple comes into view, someone would always spray paints in big letters “Surrender Dorothy.” The line was from “The Wizard of Oz,” and I’m fairly sure it reflected the graffiti artist’s impression that the temple was reminiscent of the spires that Dorothy and company saw as they approached the Emerald City and their subsequent fear when the witch wrote the phrase in the sky. While I recognize that it was illegal to do that, I marveled at the writer’s ability to write it so boldly as to be seen from the highway. I’ve often wondered if anyone knew the story behind it or knew who the person was.
  • She went into the lavatory hoping to relieve the pain, but instead suddenly gave birth. The baby fell into the lavatory bowl and through the flap onto the tracks under the speeding train, and her mother quickly ran out of the lavatory and jumped from the carriage to find the child.

    Her husband, who pulled the emergency cord, and other passengers who saw her jump, said she injured herself in her leap, but managed to get up and start running back to where the child tumbled onto the track.

  • Two pranksters from Evesham were arrested after accidentally locking themselves in a Pennsylvania constable’s van in Delaware County early Saturday, police in Radnor, Pa., said.

    Ryan Letchford, 21, and Jeffrey Olson, 22, left a party at a condominium complex with a friend and somehow got into a constable’s vehicle on East Lancaster Avenue to take phony “arrest” photographs of themselves, police said.

    The joke was over when the men could not undo the childproof locks that had snapped into place, forcing the friend to call 911 at 3:57 a.m., police said.

    The interior of the van was damaged as the men frantically attempted to free themselves, according to Michael Connor, constable for the township.

  • Some HIV-positive patients in Swaziland are so poor they have resorted to eating cow dung before taking anti-retroviral drugs, Aids activists say.
  • A former employee of Memorial Sloan-Kettering pleaded guilty Tuesday to ripping off $1.5 million worth of toner cartridges from the cancer center to buy diamond jewelry and an expensive car, among other high-priced amenities.

    Marque Gumbs, 33, who earned $37,800 a year as a receiving clerk at the Upper East Side center, used the ill-gotten funds from his supply scam to buy a diamond Rolex, Louis Vuitton bags and watches, and a $50,500 BMW X6, which he paid for in cash. He also took lavish trips to Las Vegas, Cancun and Florida, prosecutors said.

    Gumbs scammed the hospital by ordering $1.5 million in toner shipments from Office Max between September 2007 and August 2010 for printer models that were not even in use at the hospital. The hospital was charged for the toner cartridges, but Gumbs intercepted them at the hospital’s loading dock and sold them for profit.

  • A bundle of cash is a powerful emotional trigger. In fact, human brain scans have shown that the idea of money stimulates the same primal pleasure centers as food, sex and cocaine. So what does this tell you? That if you’re going to use prop money in your film or photograph, you must make it look as real as possible for maximum impact. Here is an abridged how-to guide to making a top-notch bundle of prop money
  • Last October, a man named Rick Gold, a 30-something lawyer who said he lived in Denver’s trendy Highlands neighborhood, appeared on the social scene and slipped comfortably into a welcoming circle of young Jewish professionals.

    He attended Passover meals and Sabbath dinners, knew enough Hebrew to participate in the prayers and joined several faith-based organizations as he told friends of his Israeli heritage and sought to reconnect with his religious roots.

    Through parallel social networks, online and in person, a lot of people got to know Rick Gold.

    Except that they didn’t.

  • At the Black Hat and Defcon security conferences in Las Vegas next week, Mike Tassey and Richard Perkins plan to show the crowd of hackers a year’s worth of progress on their Wireless Aerial Surveillace Platform, or WASP, the second year Tassey and Perkins have displayed the 14-pound, six-foot long, six-foot wingspan unmanned aerial vehicle. The WASP, built from a retired Army target drone converted from a gasoline engine to electric batteries, is equipped with an HD camera, a cigarette-pack sized on-board Linux computer packed with network-hacking tools including the BackTrack testing toolset and a custom-built 340 million word dictionary for brute-force guessing of passwords, and eleven antennae.
  • Internet providers would be forced to keep logs of their customers’ activities for one year–in case police want to review them in the future–under legislation that a U.S. House of Representatives committee approved today.

    The 19 to 10 vote represents a victory for conservative Republicans, who made data retention their first major technology initiative after last fall’s elections, and the Justice Department officials who have quietly lobbied for the sweeping new requirements, a development first reported by CNET.

    A last-minute rewrite of the bill expands the information that commercial Internet providers are required to store to include customers’ names, addresses, phone numbers, credit card numbers, bank account numbers, and temporarily-assigned IP addresses, some committee members suggested. By a 7-16 vote, the panel rejected an amendment that would have clarified that only IP addresses must be stored.

  • Imagine yourself with your head in the business end of a guillotine. I know, it’s not the most pleasant of thoughts, but the guillotine was once considered a humane way to kill someone: Just a quick slice and you’re flat-out dead.

    But researchers are finding that neurons, the cells that make up the brain, are active even after their blood supply is suddenly cut off. And they may show activity for longer than a minute, according to a Science News report.

    So, imagine yourself in the guillotine again. Once that big blade comes swooshing down and your head rolls away, are you still aware? Could you see the world around you? Might you actually experience the horrific reality that is your head removed from your body – for a minute or more?

  • Whitcomb confessed that between the years of 2007 and 2010, he produced videos containing three boys, all which were under the age of 16. According to prosecutors, Whitcomb first gained the trust of his victims and their families by inviting them over to play video games. Ultimately the video games turned into video recordings of sexual activities. According to the victims, Whitcomb would resort to violence if they would not comply with his wishes.
  • (PAUSE!)
  • The six-week-old cat – which was abandoned at the roadside – earned the moniker because of her distinctive black moustache.

    Staff at Wood Green animal shelter in Godmanchester, Cambs., say they are struggling to find her a loving home because of her unusual markings.

    Spokeswoman Tara Dundon said: ”Kitler is an adorable little girl who will make a wonderful addition to the right family. She is really playful and a typical sweet kitten.
    Thanks PrinceTerrence

  • A Korean anime fan has proudly tied the knot with a pillowcase featuring the image of his favorite magical girl heroine.

    Heavy Rain asked the player, “how far would you go for love?” Would you go so far as to travel to another country? Would you kill a man? Or would you just decide that your soulmate was a fictional character and marry her image printed on a cotton pillowcase?

    A Korean otaku opted to go with the last option, wedding a dakimakura body pillow featuring the image of Fate Testarossa, one of the popular heroines of magical girl show Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha. Not only has this particularly dedicated fan married his favorite pillowcase, he also takes her out on dates to restaurants and to amusement parts, as chronicled on media sites.

  • Primitive ancestors of the guillotine were used in Ireland, England and Italy in the 14th and 15th Centuries. Several known decapitation devices such as the Italian Mannaia, the Scottish Maiden, and the Halifax Gibbet are well documented and may pre-date the use of the French guillotine by as much as 500 years. The following deals mostly with the modern guillotine from the late 18th Century until today. It is not meant to be a complete history or even a complete overview of the history as this would take hundreds of pages. Instead consider it a brief introduction to the subject highlighted by a few good pictures.
  • Federal agents from the FBI and CIA/FBI Joint Terrorist Task Force tried to get a distinguished international lawyer to inform on his Arab and Muslim clients in violation of their Constitutional rights to attorney-client privilege, this reporter has learned. When the lawyer refused, he said the FBI placed him on a “terrorist watch list.”

    Law professor Francis Boyle gave a chilling account of how, in the summer of 2004, two agents showed up at his office (at the University of Illinois, Champaign,) “unannounced, misrepresented who they were and what they were about to my secretary, gained access to my office, interrogated me for about one hour, and repeatedly tried to get me to become their informant on my Arab and Muslim clients.”

  • There are fewer undocumented immigrants in California – and the Sacramento region – because many are now finding the American dream south of the border.

    “It’s now easier to buy homes on credit, find a job and access higher education in Mexico,” Sacramento’s Mexican consul general, Carlos González Gutiérrez, said Wednesday. “We have become a middle-class country.”

    Mexico’s unemployment rate is now 4.9 percent, compared with 9.4 percent joblessness in the United States.

  • Besides Tylenol, acetaminophen is the active ingredient in the prescription painkillers Percocet and Vicodin and in some nonprescription pain relievers, including NyQuil and some Sudafed products. It’s found in thousands of medicines taken for headaches, fever, sore throats and chronic pain.

    But people taking multiple medicines at once don’t always realize how much acetaminophen they are ingesting, partly because prescription drug labels often list it under the abbreviation “APAP.”

  • Iarpa, the intelligence community’s way-out research shop, wants to know where you took that vacation picture over the Fourth of July. It wants to know where you took that snapshot with your friends when you were at that New Year’s Eve party. Oh yeah, and if you happen to be a terrorist and you took a photo with some of your buddies while prepping for a raid, the agency definitely wants to know where you took that picture — and it’s looking for ideas to help figure it out.

    In an announcement for its new “Finder” program, the agency says that it is looking for ways to geolocate (a fancy word for “locate” that implies having coordinates for a place) images by extracting data from the images themselves and using this to make guesses about where they were taken.

  • Wash down yer Extenze with some Ron Jeremy rum
  • Over the years, I’ve tried various sorts of infusions, with vodka and other liquors. Fruit and herb-infused are the best known, and are often wonderful. But what I like is meat. Where’s the infusion for people like me? I felt disenfranchised, and alone, especially after some research on the interwebs revealed a real lack of meat-based liqueurs. It would be up to me to blaze the trail.

    I decided that a hot dog based infusion would work best. Not as assertive as chorizo, but bolder than pork chops or steak; in addition, the preservatives in the dogs would lend themselves to prolonged infusion. With that in mind, I began with fine all-beef franks:

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Dwarf rushed to hospital after gluing his penis to a hoover
Tac Bac – Tactical Canned Bacon
Pirate television
Start Your Own Local Area (TV) Network
Lucky Seven Pirate TV Station article – Ocala Star Banner – April 20, 1978
Great Pacific Garbage Patch is Worse Than We Thought
New blood thirsty cult confirmed in Uganda
Police are investigating a religious cult of predominantly wealthy people linked to human sacrifice in the country.
Washington’s double standard: The elections in Iran and Afghanistan
Despite the increasing evidence of systematic and massive vote fraud, the Obama administration and the American media are still seeking to sustain the pretense that Afghanistan’s August 20 presidential election was a basically democratic affair.
Why Jack Kirby Will Always Be The King of Comics
THE MOST NOTORIOUS COUNTERFEITER
The Straight Dope: Is it true what they say about gerbils?
What I’d like to know is, what are the mechanics and philosophy of gerbil stuffing? How are the gerbils inserted and retrieved? Don’t they bite and scratch? Why not hamsters or snakes? Is this a common practice?
Rectal Foreign Bodies
Richard Gere and the Gerbil
Gerbilling (sometimes known as gerbil stuffing) is the practice, always attributed to gay men, of inserting a live rodent into one’s rectum, or that of a partner, for erotic pleasure.
Celebrity Stomach Pump
Have you ever heard the legend about Rod Stewart passing out on stage? He was subsequently taken to the hospital and had his stomach pumped. From within his stomach, they allegedly siphened many ounces of fresh semen, enough to fill a pint glass. A mug of cum!
Is Ciara a Man? – Ciara’s Secret Sex-Change Operation
Jamie Lee Curtis, Hermaphrodite – An Urban Legend
It bears pointing out that Ms. Curtis was neither the first nor the last female celebrity accused of gender ambiguity. Marlene Dietrich, Greta Garbo, and Mae West endured similar whisper campaigns during their respective heydays, according to Paul Young, author of L.A. Exposed: Strange Myths and Curious Legends in the City of Angels (St. Martin’s Press, 2002). So did ’80s disco star Grace Jones. One thing all of these famous performers have in common is a marked degree of androgyny — either in appearance, or behavior, or both — that sets them apart from other women. Curtis, who easily passes for “butch” when she dresses down for a role and has her hair cut short, has also been singled out for what film critic Bill Cosford once called her “androgynous appeal.”
Pretty And Fine: Chyna’s Penis – from 1 Night in Chyna
NSFW
Katy Perry grabs her strawberry boobs and brushes off Lady GaGa’s ‘willy’
“She knows what she’s doing. She put something in her knickers, a mini strap-on. Bless her if she does have a d*** but I am certain she doesn’t.”
Intersex Society of North America | A world free of shame, secrecy, and unwanted genital surgery
Jamie Lee Curtis Rumor
Actress Jamie Lee Curtis was born with both male and female sex organs.
Whether it’s Chappaquiddick or Chapaquitic, Internet users search for info on famed Kennedy scandal
“…Online users seemed less interested in the breadth of Kennedy’s innumerable accomplishments over a 47-year career in the Senate — and more interested in the 40-year-old scandal.”
Hypnotist fined for stealing a kiss on a date
The woman was eventually persuaded, and the hypnotist chanted: “Black hole! You will plunge deeper into a trance. You will feel thrilled all over your body and if my hand touches your body, you will feel intense pleasure.”
Lady Gaga, The Illuminati Puppet
Vault above Marilyn Monroe sells for $4.6m
How to Write a Facebook Virus
Frustrated Russian throws cup at Mona Lisa
Parents Have Public Brawl Over Which Gang Their Toddler Should Join
Manzanares and his teen-mother girlfriend were members of different gangs in Commerce City. Manzanares is purportedly a member of the “West Side Ballers” while his video store clerk girlfriend apparently had affiliations with the local Crips gang.
The Manson Family Today
Free Manson ‘family’ members haunted by horror
H.R. 6068 [110th]: Don’t Let the Bed Bugs Bite Act of 2008
Polyamory: The Next Sexual Revolution?
Polyamory—relationships with multiple, mutually consenting partners—has a coming-out party.
Psychological projection
Are Facebook, MySpace and Twitter eroding attention spans? One researcher says yes
“My fear is that these technologies are infantilizing the brain into the state of small children who are attracted by buzzing noises and bright lights, who have a small attention span and live for the moment.”
Biologists napping while work militarized
As researchers discover more agents that alter mental states, the Chemical Weapons Convention needs modification to help ensure that the life sciences are not used for hostile purposes, says Malcolm Dando.
Angry faces attract our attention when other faces do not
Rorschach test
C.I.A. Records: Guidelines for Interrogators
Achtung! The Desert Tigers (1977)
John Cazale
(pronounced kah-ZALE, kah-ZAHL-ay in Italian) August 12, 1935 ‚Äì March 12, 1978, was an American actor in film and theatre, whose career included five widely acclaimed films including the first two “Godfather” movies. They were all nominated for “Best Picture” at the Academy Awards (the other three being Dog Day Afternoon, The Conversation and The Deer Hunter).
Attractive shop workers could ‘put off’ customers
Attractive staff at shops could potentially discourage female customers who may perceive them as “direct social threats”, according to a study.
50 Pictures Of Pothead Girls Enjoying Their Pot
Nazi UFOs
Moonmilk: Ryan McGinley
Maersk Alabama Captain “Coward” Richard Phillips Repeatedly Sodomized & Peed On by “Brave” Somali Pirates?
SODOMIZING, RAPING & URINATING ON SO-CALLED CAPTAIN PHILLIPS IS ONLY THE BEGINING OF WHAT HE DESERVE.
The End of Falling
NWOBHM!
The New Wave of British Heavy Metal re-energized heavy metal in the late ’70s and early ’80s. By the close of the ’70s, heavy metal had stagnated, with its biggest stars (Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath) either breaking away from the genre or sinking in their own indulgence, while many of its midlevel artists were simply undistinguished, churning out bluesy hard-rock riffs. The NWOBHM kicked out all of the blues, sped up the tempo, and toughened up the sound, leaving just a mean, tough, fast, hard metallic core. It didn’t make any attempts to win a wide audience — it was pure metal, made for metal fans. Perhaps that’s the reason why it’s at the foundation of all modern-day metal: true metalheads either listened to this, or to bands like Metallica, which were inspired by bands like Diamond Head.
Tower of Babel
Crown Fried Chicken . com
Do you consider yourself an honorary member of the “Crown Fried Chicken Family”? Do you want to loudly proclaim your allegiance to the Crown? If so, you are in luck! Customized @CrownFriedChicken.com email addresses are coming soon!
KFC’s “Double Down” Sandwich Replaces Bread With Fried Chicken!
frontline: apocalypse!
Life Is Hot In Cracktown
Andy Kaufman on Letterman (June 24th 1980)
Thanks Matt Quigley
Luckless Predator Only Attracted to Undercover Cops
There’s no evidence in the record that he ever succeeded in talking with a real underage girl.
Rise Above: Black Flag founder Greg Ginn and SST Records start fresh in Taylor, Texas
Mexico legalizes drug possession
Mexico decriminalized small amounts of marijuana, cocaine and heroin on Friday ‚Äî a move that prosecutors say makes sense even in the midst of the government’s grueling battle against drug traffickers.
The world’s first cocaine bar
The waiter arrives at the table, lowers the tray and places an empty black CD case in the middle of the table. Next to the CD case are two straws and two little black packets.
Train engineers traumatized by fatal collisions with pedestrians and motorists
Teen becomes first jailed in U.K. for cyberbullying
Locked up for facebook threat.
Human sex from the inside out
Sex as you’ve never seen it before: the first video of a couple getting it together in an MRI scanner
I was so desperate for a sex change i did it myself
“When I was taken to the Royal Gwent Hospital afterwards, the doctor told me I had actually done quite a good job!”
Fairy Tales, by The Brothers Grimm
Top 10 Gruesome Fairy Tale Origins
Sears Baby-Cooking Grill
The Sears web site briefly offered a “body part roaster” grill for cooking babies.
Foundphotos
“The Found Photos project started in 2004, while searching for mp3’s using a filesharing program. After downloading a folder of mp3’s, I came across a folder named ‘pictures’ inside of the album folder, and found a handful of digital camera photos. This made me wonder what else was out there, what people are publicly sharing – after a few quick keyword searches I came across thousands of them publicly shared.”
Lady Gaga Has a Penis? (PHOTOS)
Winkers – Jeans with eyes on the ass
Is LSD Good for You?
Drug addicts journey to vomit and vow at Thai temple
Serious Scientific Lessons from Direct Observation of Atoms through Clairvoyance
Occult Chemists
Remote Viewing : The CRV Manual
Deprogramming
6 Animals That Can Get You High
Most Money Carries a Trace of Cocaine
The researchers found that bills from Washington had the highest prevalence of cocaine, about 95 percent. Over all, $5, $10, $20 and $50 bills had more cocaine than $1 and $100 bills. They also tested currency from Brazil and China, finding cocaine in 80 percent of the Brazilian real bills and 20 percent of Chinese renminbi notes.
Fabricate Your Own DNA Evidence
DNA evidence has become the gold standard for criminal investigations, but researchers in Israel say that finding DNA at a crime scene may not be evidence of a crime, but rather the handiwork of a clever biology student.
Fiji Water: Spin the Bottle
Obama sips it. Paris Hilton loves it. Mary J. Blige won’t sing without it. How did a plastic water bottle, imported from a military dictatorship thousands of miles away, become the epitome of cool?
Cops Use Old Brink’s Truck to Shame Suspects
This industrial city, hard hit by the recession, has found a new, low-budget way to fight crime: Park an unmanned, former Brink’s truck bristling with video cameras in front of the dwellings of troublemakers.
Top Sweden newspaper says IDF kills Palestinians for their organs
A leading Swedish newspaper reported this week that Israeli soldiers are abducting Palestinians in order to steal their organs, a claim that prompted furious condemnation and accusations of anti-Semitic blood libel from a rival publication.
Lethal Beauty / The Allure: Beauty and an easy route to death have long made the Golden Gate Bridge a magnet for suicides
Map of suicide locations
The Road to Success
Granby Damage
Armed man in bulldozer goes on rampage in Colorado town
Granby Bulldozer Interior Slideshow: Inside The Killdozer
Dozer Rage
Destroyed in Seconds: Bulldozer Rampage : Video
The Wrath of the Killdozer
Heemeyer set to work on his new project almost immediately. The Komatsu D335A bulldozer that was meant to save his business was instead moved into the muffler shop, and Heemeyer began to make some modifications. He started by adding home-made composite armor–cement sandwiched between thick sheets of steel–to protect the cab, engine, and parts of the tracks. He installed front and rear cameras to feed images to monitors in the cab, and several gun ports were set around the control center. A stockpile of food and water was stored inside, as well as an air tank to help provide air circulation.
Dropping A Popped Locket – High Five? Live FINALE 07/10/09
Autotune Screamo conFusion. Thanks Billoney.
This is why you’re fat.
Terrorism in Bulverde – A True Story of Satellite Surveillance
Terrorism in Bulverde – A True Story of Satellite Surveillance
Freedom From Covert Harassment and Surveillance
Seeking Freedom and Justice worldwide
for those targeted with organized stalking
and electronic torture.
Drug trends: Find out where your kids could be hiding them
More graphic yet, she said teens are doing anal beer bongs and soaking tampons in vodka.
An Interpretation of Kubrick’s Eyes Wide Shut
In Stanley Kubrick’s final film, Eyes Wide Shut, are numerous veiled allusions to the CIA’s MK-ULTRA mind control experiments and Monarch sex slave programming
Rigorous Intuition: Interview with Kathleen Sullivan (Part One)
This is the first part of my interview with Kathleen Sullivan, a recovering survivor of trauma-induced mind control.
Mind Justice
A human rights group working for the rights and protections of mental integrity and freedom from new technologies and weapons which target the mind and nervous system.
Mind Justice – Mind Control Symptoms List
Poetry by Ritual Abuse Survivors
Fla. Woman duped by middle-age man who pretended to be disabled
Janet Schulte believed the man when he told her by phone that his 40-something, disabled brother needed a caregiver who could bottle-feed him and change his diapers.
Arrest made in alleged sex for pills deal
A woman who was warned to stop having sexual contact with elderly men in exchange for prescription pills was jailed Wednesday when she agreed to take part in the same arrangement with an undercover officer posing as a senior citizen
Louisiana satanic ritual abuse child sex case revealed by confession
Settling in a chair, he matter-of-factly ticked off a list of offenses committed by himself and others in his flock: anal, oral and vaginal sex with children; sexual acts with a dog; wiping victims with cat blood.
Boy’s Poodle ‘Fried to Death’ at Ohio Dog Groomer
The dog was in the blow-dryer for almost an hour, much longer than the standard 10 to 15 minutes.
Michael Jackson had jab to curb sex urges for young boys
A doctor has revealed how he prescribed Michael Jackson a “chemical castration” drug to suppress his sexual urges towards under-age boys.
Barack Obama faces 30 death threats a day, stretching US Secret Service – Telegraph
Man Guilty Of Groping Minnie Mouse
60-Year-Old Touched Woman Inappropriately At Magic Kingdom
Religious and spiritual use of cannabis
REPUBLICAN OFFENDERS
A List of Republican felons and their indicted brethren 1998-2008
Afghanistan passes ‘barbaric’ law diminishing women’s rights
Afghanistan has quietly passed a law permitting Shia men to deny their wives food and sustenance if they refuse to obey their husbands’ sexual demands
Jailbait Gallery
NSFW
SWEET LEMONADE KID $LAPPED
“Three sourpuss Parks Department agents put the squeeze on a 10-year-old girl in Riverside Park yesterday, slapping the tyke with a $50 ticket for hawking lemonade without a permit.” Thanks Christina Empress
Journalist hunts for acid-spitting Mongolian death worm
Big Man Japan Final Battle
Japanese monster robot madness
Interview With Tura Satana 2008
Star of ‘Faster Pussycat – Kill! Kill!’
Anti-Paparazzi Clutch Bag Fashion
Get Pole Dancing Accepted into the Olympics Petition
The world’s first sex doll for dogs
Easy TigeThe Pre-Stained Clothing Companyr Corp – The Pre-Stained Clothing Company
Underwear with skid marks in it already, what a great idea.
Baboons attack a car with roof luggage
Fucking CCTV stops randy tourists in Austria
“…But now officials say more adventurous couples are trying to film themselves having sex in front of the Fucking sign. As a result they have installed CCTV cameras pointing at all of the signs in the hope it will deter randy visitors.”
The Manson Girls
Swimwear For The Aroused (Not Safe For Office)
Antidepressant use doubles in US
ANCIENT RUINS OF SOUTHERN AFRICA
In the heart of southern Africa lies the scattered evidence of a lost civilisation whose people built some 20,000 stone structures. These breathtaking ruins constitute the largest continuous stone settlement ever built on Earth as it stretches over thousands of kilometres from South Africa all the way to Kenya and beyond.
Is Obama an illegal alien from Mombasa, Kenya?
Grow a Pair, Obama – Larry Flint
“You need some gonads, Mr. President, and if you don‚Äôt have any, as Hillary would say, you‚Äôd better grow some.”
Baby born with two heads in Philippines
Tamiflu causes sickness and nightmares in children
More than half of children taking the swine flu drug Tamiflu experience side-effects such as nausea and nightmares, research suggests.
How is America going to end? The world’s leading futurologists have four theories.
Scientists study huge plastic patch in Pacific
Marine scientists from California are venturing this week to the middle of the North Pacific for a study of plastic debris accumulating across hundreds of miles (km) of open sea dubbed the “Great Pacific Garbage Patch.”
The Next Hacking Frontier: Your Brain?
Spermboarded
Detroit’s Feral Houses
“I’ve seen “feral” used to describe dogs, cats, even goats. But I have wondered if it couldn’t also be used to describe certain houses in Detroit. Abandoned houses are really no big deal here. Some estimate that there are as many as 10,000 abandoned structures at any given time, and that seems conservative. But for a few beautiful months during the summer, some of these houses become “feral” in every sense: they disappear behind ivy or the untended shrubs and trees planted generations ago to decorate their yards.”
CIA Mind Control
How To Start A Mind Control Cult
Highlights from Wildwood, N.J.
Highlights from the 1994 documentary. DIRTY JERZZZZZ!
What’s a Period? Part One
Thanks Dennis Erik
New UK ID cards are supposed to be ‘unforgeable’ – but it took our expert 12 minutes to clone one, and programme it with false data
USA, take note.
600 Pound Inmate Hides Gun In Fat Layers
Houston police said George Vera, 25, was arrested Aug. 2 and taken to the city jail. He spent a day there before being transferred to the Harris County Jail. After being there for 14 hours, going through intake procedures, he was taken to the showers, the final step before going to his cell. There, Vera told police he had a 9mm handgun on him, along with 2 clips.
NYC Family Sues Over Funeral Home Horror
Bronx Business Accused Of Doing The Unspeakable After Man Has Holes In Head, Flies Buzzing On Body During Viewing. Blood Seepage, Sutures, Discoloration Visible To Those Paying Respects
Boise, Idaho Cops Into Ass and Balls Taser Torture.
“This exchange, especially the complainant‚Äôs response, strongly suggests that, at that moment anyway, the Taser was pressed between the Complainant‚Äôs buttocks and near his anal area,”
Family learned over Internet that son was killed
Abayte Ahmed and her husband learned of their son’s death in the most heinous fashion. A family acquaintance called and told them to click on an Internet site. There on the screen were photographs of their 20-year-old son — the boy with the movie-star looks — shot through the head thousands of miles away in Somalia.
Big Brother is Watchin’ – Sin bins for worst families in UK
The Children’s Secretary set out £400million plans to put 20,000 problem families under 24-hour CCTV super-vision in their own homes.
Seeking Delhi’s ‘phantom squirter’
“He then pointed at my right shoe on which sat, to my amazement, a small worm of brownish goo.”
Murderer Phil Spector left terrified after receiving ‘creepy’ prison note from notorious killer Charles Manson
Collabo!
Bush’s Shocking Biblical Prophecy Emerges: God Wants to “Erase” Mid-East Enemies “Before a New Age Begins”
The Blackwater Charges: What’s Being Alleged?
“Prince and or his company are variously accused of being motivated by an apocalyptic Christian worldview which glorified killing Muslims; of “encourag[ing] and reward[ing] the destruction of Iraqi life;” of illegally smuggling weapons into Iraq; of destroying incriminating evidence; of using child prostitutes; and even of murdering government informants.”
How We Became a Society of Gluttonous Junk Food Addicts
John Waters calls for Manson Family Release
After 34 years, Manson Family member Lynette ‘Squeaky’ Fromme to be released
‘Joker Obama’: Racism or reverse praise?
A TV ad campaign in Brazil urges folks to urinate in the shower to conserve water … and save the rain forests.
It’s good for athletes foot also.
Cyber attack takes Twitter offline
facebook also hit
Telephone Terrorist – Phone Prankster Revealed
A TSG investigation unmasks the leader of Pranknet and the miscreants behind a year-long wave of phone call criminality
The Great American Bubble Machine
“From tech stocks to high gas prices, Goldman Sachs has engineered every major market manipulation since the Great Depression – and they’re about to do it again”
More Church of Scientology defectors come forward with accounts of abuse
Alien Autopsy
Teenager in nicotine gum overdose
Thanks Sebastian Demian
Jensen Beach man tells Martin County Sheriff’s detectives that his cat was downloading child pornography
Thanks Brendan Donnelly
Today’s Bible Lesson w/ Val Kilmer
Damn, you bloated!
Warm Up & Get Down with Traci Lords: Advanced Jazzthetics
Thanks Jeff Rokose.
Eric Doeringer Artwork
Michael Hernandez de Luna Artist Stamps
de Luna has sent his artist stamps through the mail as postage. The cancelled letters are a testament to his skill in fooling postal workers.
‘Special Report’ by Bryan Boyce
Using footage from CNN and ABC news reports, Boyce possesses American news anchors with the spirits of old-time sci-fi who speak the virtues of electronic hypnosis and rule through fear. From 1999
How Amazon’s remote deletion of e-books from the Kindle paves the way for book-banning’s digital future
Salvador Dali on “The Name’s the Same”
KNOW YOUR MUSHROOMS
Your Brain Will Eventually Be Used Against You – Brain scan lie detection
‘Stoned wallabies make crop circles’
Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around “as high as a kite”
A Drug That Could Give You Perfect Visual Memory – Memory-enhancing drugs
The culture of death
“A photographer visits Mexico’s most notorious barrios, where death is the only truth in life.”
Worshipping Saint Death
Fiji freemasons held for sorcery
Canadian Privacy Commissioner Says Facebook Is Full Of Holes
“The organization and Commissioner‚Äôs main concern is that Facebook provides confusing or incomplete information about its privacy practices, like not giving users to opportunity to complete wipe out their accounts instead of merely deactivating them. Stoddart also criticizes Facebook‚Äôs policy of indefinitely keeping the personal information of people who have done just that. Another issue that gets raised in the report is the sharing of users‚Äô personal information with third-party developers creating Facebook apps, for which the report claims Facebook lacks adequate safeguards to restrict them from accessing private profile information.”
The Looming Facebook Privacy Fiasco
Foreign Policy: Jay-Z Schools Us In U.S. Hegemony
Spitzer: Federal Reserve is ‘a Ponzi scheme, an inside job’
Mom Eats Own Child’s Brain
“A San Antonio woman is being held on $1 million bail in the killing of her 3¬Ω-week-old son yesterday. Police say he was dismembered, his face torn away and his brains ripped out. She had apparently eaten the brains, three toes and other body parts before stabbing herself.”
Organic food is no healthier, study finds
Marfa lights
Imaginary Friends – Television programs can fend off loneliness
“New psychological research suggests that loneliness can be alleviated by simply turning on your favorite TV show. In the same way that a snack can satiate hunger in lieu of a meal, it seems that watching favorite TV shows can provide the experience of belonging without a true interpersonal interaction.”
Police: SC man charged with having sex with horse
“But this wasn’t the first time Rodell Vereen has been charged with buggery. He pleaded guilty last year to having sex with the same horse after owner Barbara Kenley found him in the same stable and was sentenced to probation and placed on the state’s sex offender list.”
Thunderstruck AC/DC Live 1991
Wally Wood’s 22 Panels That Always Work
Thanks Matt Quigley
Nosferatu vogueing
Unusual facial tattoo leads to robber’s arrest, cops say
2009 Gathering Of The Juggalos Infomercial
Holy Shit.
Bagelheads
“Reminiscent of a medical experiment gone hideously wrong, you‚Äôd be forgiven for thinking they had a gross infection or disease. They look like alien abductees, fresh from invasive research by their interplanetary masters. But these are Japanese club kids, otherwise known as bagelheads, deliberately disfiguring themselves by experimenting with saline inflations.”
Les Lye, Canadian TV Comic from ”You Can’t Do That on Television”, Dies at 84
Barth’s Burgery – You Can’t Do That On Television
RIP
7 Garage Cover Versions of Love’s ‘7 And 7 Is’
Thanks Petey
Gross Offerings
Thanks BILLONEY
Taco Bell Chihuahua Dies
Betty Boop, M.D.
The most bizarre Betty Boop cartoon of all time.
Everything I Know I Learned From Dungeons & Dragons
What Michael Jackson will look like at 40 from Ebony magazine 1985
Airworks Inflatables – Blowup Vagina
Michael J. Fox’s favorite restaurant
What a scream! Adrenaline junkie skates down 860 metre roller coaster… in just 60 seconds
An Iranian Perspective: What you need to know about Iran so that you can filter out the noise
Annual Beer Consumption by State Map
Artistic tendencies linked to ‘schizophrenia gene’
The ESPN Porn Scam
“But the Andrews video has also fueled the spread of highly toxic computer viruses, and quite probably financial thievery and terrorism, by hackers who know the real law of the Internet: The closer an Internet user is to a set of videotaped breasts, the more likely he (and 99% of those who fall into this trap are male) will be to click on whatever he’s told to.”
Schwarzenegger Rocks A Huge Knife
“Ever the entertainer, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has posted a Twitter video related to the state’s budget crisis in which he picks up an oversized knife and jokes about autographing state vehicles”
Huge blob of Arctic goo floats past Slope communities: Arctic Alaska
Pot law leaves cops high & dry
“All told, a staggering 83 percent of 415 tokers cited in Boston since the law took effect in January have refused to pony up the $100, a Herald review shows.”
Evangelist Tony Alamo “married” under-age girls as young as eight before forcing them into sex, a court has heard
Nazi Gnomes in Germany: Art or a Crime?
12% of e-mail users have actually tried to buy stuff from spam
Bangladesh crackdown on ‘kings of genies’
“Police in northern Bangladesh say they have arrested dozens of swindlers who conned people out of money by calling them on mobile phones and pretending to be genies with supernatural powers.”
Police claim dad ‘sold’ girl at McDonald’s
“A young father-of-eight will go before a jury accused of selling his 13-year-old daughter to customers at a McDonald’s restaurant for $40 cash. ”
Serbia’s Worst War Criminal Spent Decade Posing As New-Age Guru
“At the time of his arrest, Dragan Dabic was fast becoming a minor celebrity in Belgrade. He had his own column in a national magazine. He was a rising star in a Connecticut-based vitamin company. And he was collaborating with a well-known sexologist on a novel form of sperm-rejuvenation therapy.”
Gonzo Gastronomy: How the Food Industry Has Made Bacon a Weapon of Mass Destruction
“When in doubt, throw cheese and bacon on it.”…”By manipulating what he calls the “three points of the compass” — fat, sugar and salt — the food industry creates highly processed foods that can hook us like drugs. In various countries and regions, the levels of fat, sugar and salt are even calibrated to different “bliss points” to maximize the consumers’ pleasure.”
Gonzo Gastronomy: How the Food Industry Has Made Bacon a Weapon of Mass Destruction
“When in doubt, throw cheese and bacon on it.”…”By manipulating what he calls the “three points of the compass” — fat, sugar and salt — the food industry creates highly processed foods that can hook us like drugs. In various countries and regions, the levels of fat, sugar and salt are even calibrated to different “bliss points” to maximize the consumers’ pleasure.”
RFID Passports and Drivers Licenses are NOT Secure
“To protect against skimming and eavesdropping attacks, federal and state officials recommend that Americans keep their e-passports tightly shut and store their RFID-tagged passport cards and enhanced driver’s licenses in “radio-opaque” sleeves…By obliging Americans to use these sleeves, he says, the government has, in effect, shifted the burden of privacy protection to the citizen.”
Michael Jackson Pepsi Ad Footage Unearthed From 1984 Shoot
Flamin’ Jheri Curl Disaster
Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Rapes House
Modern Day Caveman Exists Without Money In Utah
Jesus Held Hostage Because of Wiener Poopie
Thanks Patrick Nybakken
Crystal Defanti Sex Tape Uncensored!
NSFW
Teacher Gives Sex Tape To 5th Graders On DVD
FrankenSperm
Scientists in Newcastle claim to have created human sperm in the laboratory in what they say is a world first.
Prankster strikes: Man trashes hotel room
Rash of pranks throughout U.S.
Rainbow Flag
Aneros
More Gummy Bear Swallowing
HOT HAM N CHEESE “NAH BITCH!”
“Only way I’ll eat that pussy is if there’s Arby’s inside.”
Cancelled WoW Account Meltdown Video
Thanks Patrick Nybakken
Never Satisfied: The Curse of Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
Preventing sexual injury
Persistent genital arousal disorder
“A Dutch study has connected PSAS with restless legs syndrome.”
Alyce A. Adams, RN is The Kegel Queen
Super Kegel Pelvic Exerciser
Didn’t they used to call this the ‘Thigh Master’?!
Awkward Family Photos
SEXY PEOPLE
Thanks Patrick Nybakken
3DCG: Gunslinger Lolis
Graffiti snails roaming London
Whole shell – top to bottom. You get dissed with salt.
Cryin’ Nazi
Thanks Cameron Hardesty
Jail for postman too stoned to deliver the mail
Cats are not as smart as their owners think
PETA Says No More Fly-Killing, Sends Obama a Humane Fly Catcher
Gimme a break!
Shaving the Mustaches of History
20 Kinds of Art Students
[SHOCKING] ROMANIAN DRIVER DANCING WHILE DRIVING
Baconian Evidence for Shakespeare Authorship
Thanks Gabe McDonough
BASIL WOLVERTON
Thanks Dante
Vintage Bubble Gum Machine Labels
McDonaldland was plagiarized from the old “H. R. Pufnstuf” kids’ TV show
“Imitation isn’t the sincerest form of flattery–it’s plagiarism.”
Squarehead: the 50’s Sponge Bob Squarepants
Thanks Billoney
Black, Jewish, Roller-Skating Cop Brings A New Way to Fight Crime to the Old South
Thanks Steadfast
House hit by frozen urine block
Homeland Security drone patrolling Northern New York
High-ranking defectors provide an unprecedented inside look at the Church of Scientology and its leader, David Miscavige.
Email patterns can predict impending doom
Deep Throat: FBI Tried To Stop Film
$1.92 million verdict against a Minnesota woman accused of sharing 24 songs over the Internet
Quarter of men in South Africa admit rape, survey finds
Wow.
Lancaster, Pa., keeps a close eye on itself
“Some 165 closed-circuit TV cameras soon will provide live, round-the-clock scrutiny of nearly every street, park and other public space used by the 55,000 residents and the town’s many tourists. That’s more outdoor cameras than are used by many major cities, including San Francisco and Boston”
“Fire David Letterman” rally outside the Ed Sullivan Theater
Letterman “rapes children with his mouth.”
Cocaine seized in dead sharks
Mayor sued over boys paid to play in briefs
The mayor of a sleepy town in Bataan province had been charged with prostitution and lewd show for allegedly paying some 40 teenage boys to play basketball while in their underwear
American Airlines Exposes Bush’s Big Lie: Flight 11 DID NOT FLY on 911!
TJX Hacker Was Awash in Cash; His Penniless Coder Faces Prison
Jail for French banker sex killer
Brossard said she shot him after he told her: “One million dollars is a lot of money to pay for a whore.”
Man Poses as Dead Mom to Collect Benefits
Sporting a wig, sunglasses, nail polish and old-fashioned garb, Parkin managed to collect more than $100,000 in Social Security benefits and rent subsidies.
Queens mom, grandma charged in child voodoo burning
Police say 6-year-old Frantzcia Saintil was set on fire by her own mother as part of a voodoo ritual. “During the performance of a Haitian voodoo practice known as ‘Loa,’ the child’s mother is alleged to have intentionally poured an accelerant over her young daughter’s body, causing her to be engulfed in flames,” Brown said.
‘Imelda’ Strikes Again: Thieving Fox Amasses 120 Shoes
Fox w. a shoe fetish!
The Mayor Of Toledo Ohio bad mouths a kid.
“Come here fatso!” No one mentions that a black dwarf was involved!
Ohio Mayor Breaks Up Fight, Calls Teen ‘Fatso’
CIA seeks laid-off bankers in N.Y. recruitment drive
“Join CIA’s directorate of intelligence and be a part of our global mission as an economic or financial analyst. Make a difference in your career and for your nation,”
Weed, Booze, Cocaine and Other Old School “Medicine” Ads
Thanks Patrick Nybakken
FAQ of RU.ANTISEX
The Skoptsy
The Skoptsy (Russian: —Å–∫–æ–ø—Ü—ã, also transliterated as Skoptzy, Skoptzi, Skoptsi, Skopzi, Scoptsy and other spellings) were a secret sect of Christianity in imperial Russia. The Skoptsy are best known for practicing castration of men and the mastectomy of women in accordance with their teachings against sexual lust.
Fight Lookism
Lookism is a form of discrimination of individuals, which is based on their outward appearance.
Sexting Is Stupid
Sexting Headlines – The Institute for Responsible Online and CellPhone Communication
David Bowie – 1980 Floor Show outtakes – Clip 1
“I got sober instantly watching this. This is a great anti-drug commercial. The first 15 seconds of audio sounds like an outtake from Style Wars.” – Steve Powers
David Bowie- Space Oddity Original Video (1969)
“didnt know bowie invented OASIS and tight fitting streetwear (nike, I mean nice, GC shirt)” – Steve Powers
Geber
Geber is the Latinized form of “Jabir”, with the full name of Abu Musa JƒÅbir ibn HayyƒÅn al azdi (Arabic: ÿ¨ÿßÿ®ÿ± ÿ®ŸÜ ÿ≠ŸäÿߟÜ) (born c. 721 in Tus‚Äìdied c. 815 in Kufa), a prominent polymath: a chemist and alchemist, astronomer and astrologer, engineer, geologist, philosopher, physicist, and pharmacist and physician. He is considered by many to be the “father of chemistry.”
Ouroboros
Teen Sues for Tattoo Gone Wrong
Dumb bitch.
Maxell Cassette Ad. with Pete Murphy
Damn, remember cassettes?! Thanks Arielle Castillo.
Enormous interest in the Devil’s Bible! РCzech republic
Devil’s Bible
The Devil from Codex Gigas
Codex Gigas – The Devil’s Bible
Nuwaubianism
Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn
The Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (or, more commonly, the Golden Dawn) was a magical order during the late 19th and early 20th centuries, which practiced theurgy and spiritual development. It has been one of the largest single influences on 20th-century Western occultism.
Philosopher’s stone
Far Rockaway: Abandoned Bungalows
SQUATTER EXPLOSION – New York Post
Malachi Z. York
Dwight York (born June 26, 1945 or 1935), also known as Malachi Z. York, Issa Al Haadi Al Mahdi, et alii, is an author, black supremacist leader, musician, and convicted child molester, who founded various esoteric fraternal orders and black nationalist groups collectively referred to as Nuwaubians.
Discovery of the source of the most common meteorites
Brown Scientist Answers How Peruvian Meteorite Made It to Earth
Researchers say Tunguska Event was an UFO Crash: Debris of Alien Spaceship found
Russian Scientist: UFO collided with Tunguska Meteorite to save Earth
“”We don‚Äôt have any technologies that can print such kind of drawings on crystals,” said Lavbin. “We also found ferrum silicate that can not be produced anywhere, except in space.‚Äù
Meteorite grains divulge Earth’s cosmic roots
“Heck and his colleagues examined 22 interstellar grains from the Murchison meteorite for their analysis. Dying sun-like stars flung the Murchison grains into space more than 4.5 billion years ago, before the birth of the solar system. Scientists know the grains formed outside the solar system because of their exotic composition.”
Rippling Shadows (NASA Cassini Saturn Mission Images)
Vertical structures created by Saturn’s small moon Daphnis cast long shadows across the rings in this dramatic image taken as the planet approaches its mid-August 2009 equinox.
Definition of Magick by Aleister Crowley
“Magick is the Science and Art of causing Change to occur in conformity with Will.”
Nuke Iran
What The Fuck?
What The Fuck?
You know bacon is delicious, but did you know it contains enough energy to melt metal?
Thanks EMone
Pro skateboarder Tony Hawk takes a glide through White House
Thanks Brendan Donnelly.
Women getting or have been cut in half
1967 Lambretta Li150 Series 3 Scooter, Registration no. KRU 251F, as ridden by Phil Daniels (‘Jimmy’) in the film ‘Quadrophenia’, 1979,
Sold for ¬£36,000 inclusive of Buyer’s Premium
A Look at Saddam Hussein’s Palaces
Immersion: Porn By Robbie Cooper
Video artist and photographer Robbie Cooper shoots back at active porn aficionados lost in ecstatic release and hears how their passion developed.
“Weird Al” Yankovic – Craigslist
Abracadabra
Drug suspect turns tables on NYPD with videotape
4 Boy Scouts Accused Of Forcing 12-Year-Old To Drink Urine
Circumcision victim gets $2.3 million
Web romance with bogus cyber siren reveals elite lifestyle of Castro’s son
LEARNING FROM CURSE TABLETS: WHAT THE DEFIXIONES TELL US OF THE ANCIENT WORLD
“Spirits of the underworld, I consecrate and hand over to you, if you have any power, Ticene of Carisius. Whatever she does, may it all turn out wrong. Spirits of the netherworld, I consecrate to you her limbs, her complexion, her figure, her head, her hair, her shadow, her brain, her forehead, her eyebrows, her mouth, her nose, her chin, her cheeks, her lips, her speech, her breath, her neck, her liver, her shoulders, her heart, her lungs, her intestines, her stomach, her arms, her fingers, her hands, her navel, her entrails, her thighs, her knees, her calves, her heels, her soles, her toes. Spirits of the netherworld, if I see her wasting away, I swear that I will be delighted to offer a sacrifice to you every year.”
Curse Tablet
“About 130 curse tablets have been found at Aquae Sulis (now Bath in England), where many of the curses related to thefts of clothes whilst the victim was bathing.”
An Oak Tree
Accident (philosophy)
Accident, sumbebekos as used in philosophy, is an attribute which may or may not belong to a subject, without affecting its essence.
For sale, the deadly three lions badge of the British SS
“The badge represents one of the darkest and least documented chapters of British military history – a Waffen SS unit made up of British prisoners of war who volunteered to fight for Hitler.”
List of heavy metal genres
Thanks Billoney
The Yardbirds – Dazed And Confused (1968)
French ‘Vogue’: Devil Worship Is The New Black!
2007 – Old News
Immoral Tales: Black Widow – Come to the Sabbat (1970)
Comfort Wipe Commercial
Human Brains Make Their Own ‘Marijuana’
U.S. and Brazilian scientists have discovered that the brain manufactures proteins that act like marijuana at specific receptors in the brain itself.
The Harlem Collage Shop – Graffiti Sticker Collection
Check out the SeMeN SPeRmS sticker circa 1994!
mmmmmmMeat Dress
A 4 inch Alien turned up in Lahore,Pakistan
Naga Jolokia Pepper Time (The Hottest Pepper In The World)
“Hhhhhhhhhooooooooot!
Boy Hit On Arm By White-Hot Meteorite From Outer Space Travelling At 30,000mph
Now with a picture of the pebble.
80’s Soviet Punks!
World Health Organization Р“Health problems from the use of legal substances, particularly alcohol and tobacco, are greater than health problems from cocaine use”
Frontline: Transforming Opium Poppies into Heroin
Bonds worth US$ 134.5 billion are seized in ITALY
The Prehistory of Porn Prosecution: How “licentious Gotham” gave rise to today’s obscenity laws – Reason Magazine
Phil Spector Unplugged
Stimulus fraud could hit $50 billion
“Swindlers, con men, and thieves could siphon off as much as $50 billion of the government’s planned stimulus package as the money begins flooding the economy in coming months”
Seven things that don’t make sense about gravity
Media and Others Take Closer Look At “Champ Video”
A two-minute cell-phone video of a “something” swimming in Lake Champlain
THE BUSINESS PLOT TO OVERTHROW ROOSEVELT
Semi-Submarines, Stealthily Plying Pacific, Arrive as a Way to Smuggle Cocaine
Woman claims ‘feces’ were in cup of McDonald’s coffee
Shitty Coffee!
Mysterious skull found in drug raid is human
“A skull found in a Madison Avenue basement where a reputed drug gang conducted sacrificial rituals belonged to a human being, police said. ”
Bottled Human Fetus Washes Ashore On Richmond Beach
Secrets of CIA (British TV)
I am the Son of Sam!
Untermyer Park, Yonkers. Devil’s Cave
Police target ‘innocent’ youths for arrest in bid to increase DNA samples on database
Subliminal Suicide?
A Case of Insanity: The Story of Ralph Tortorici
“…he went to the University Health Center at SUNY-Albany and complained that a microchip had been implanted in his penis.”
Nightmare at the Day Care: the Wee Care case
“KELLY MICHAELS” RITUAL ABUSE CASES IN MAPLEWOOD, NJ
Background of the HAARP Project
Satanic Killer Ricky Kasso holds Satanic Ceremony at Amityville Horror House
Satanic Ritual Killing by Crazed “Acid King” on Long Island
Satanic Hand Signal
THE “MARTENSVILLE NIGHTMARE” RITUAL ABUSE CASE
The triggering event was an infant’s diaper rash. This led to suspicion of child abuse and the interrogation of more children at the service. The number of accusations exploded in what was referred to as the Martensville Nightmare. Children testified that they were driven to “the devil’s church” in the country where they were forced to drink urine, eat feces and submit to abuse. One child claimed that an axe handle had been forced into his penis. 1 Another claimed that one of the abusers had cut off a child’s nipple and eaten it. (No scarred child was ever found. Townspeople didn’t question how an abuser could get away with child mutilation; any real abuser would avoid carving up a child because it would certainly be detected). The children claimed to have been stimulated with penis shaped, battery operated vibrators. Wild rumors of evil Satanists circulated through the town; many citizens saw Satanic cults everywhere; many still do.
RFID Tags in New US Notes Explode When You Try to Microwave Them
The implantable microchip
SATANIC AND MICROWAVE TORTURE OF A CHRISTIAN
Angels Don’t Play This HAARP
Advances in Tesla Technology. The U.S. Military’s first target is the electrojet: a river of electricity that flows thousands of miles through the sky and down into the polar icecap. The electrojet will become a vibrating artificial antenna for sending electromagnetic radiation raining down on the earth.
Satanic Crime: A Threat In The New Millennium
LETTERS FROM THE DEVIL by Anton LaVey from The National Insider Vol. 14, No. 17 April 27, 1969
Last week I devoted my column to describing some of the most commonly accepted fallacies concerning the requirements of the successful witch or warlock. Now allow me to set out some of the requisites for the person who wishes to practice the true art of the magical manipulation of human beings, the practical nature of sorcery.
Why The Fuck Do You Have A Kid?
Thanks Why Write.
Ricky “the AcID kING” Kasso
“Say You Love Satan!”
N.C. State student accused of creating a ‘monster’
Raleigh police arrested a North Carolina State University student last week who was accused of creating a “monster” out of construction barrels and placing it on the side of the road.
14-year-old hit by 30,000 mph space meteorite
Gerrit Blank, 14, was on his way to school when he saw “ball of light” heading straight towards him from the sky. A red hot, pea-sized piece of rock then hit his hand before bouncing off and causing a foot wide crater in the ground.
LEVI’S “THE STRANGER” TV COMMERCIAL 1970’s
The Most Important Person – ‘OOPS I Made a Mistake!’
Chopping Mall: Head explodes from laser
Scene from ”Laserblast”
Laserblast!
Back Hair and Chest Hair Shaved With Designs
Best T-Shirt Graphic EVER!
Jonathan Schipper – Slow motion car crash
“This sculpture is a machine that advances two full sized automobiles slowly into one another over a period of 6 days, simulating a head on automobile collision.”
LOLGraves
Creative minds: the links between mental illness and creativity
Police Arrest Gresham Man for Sexually Abusing his Pit Bull
Bestiality legal in Florida, for now
Police investigating Atascadero plumber for alleged bestiality
“on a bed, naked, wearing a woman’s brassiere along with a chocolate Labrador canine” and forcing the dog to penetrate him. Atascadero police were told by CMC investigators that “there were other canines in the video that Brainard sexually engaged.”
Diane Sue Whalen – Crimes Against Nature
“More than 150 videotapes found in home depicting Whalen having sex with dogs”
Brett Michaels Gets Beheaded At The 2009 Tonys
Close call, but the douche bag is still alive!
Blowjob Emoticons – Animated Gifs
Japanese Sex Education Class
How Shall I Tell My Daughter? Menarche and puberty booklets by Modess menstrual napkins and tampons
Tampons – The History of Tampons
What the hell is this I found in my Fajita?
Look like an Egyptian – Obama sees his ancient twin in Hieroglyphics
It’s actually Alfred E. Neuman, but who wants to correct him?
RICK’S CUSTOM SQUIRRELS
Gallery: Homemade Bombs, From Richard Reid’s Shoe to Kaczinski’s Envelope
ABC News: Vinyl: The Last Track
LP sales up 89%!
How Vinyl Records Are Made
‘Unabomber’ evidence for sale
Folk Art. Thanks Heron Preston
The Syndicats – Crawdaddy Simone
“Extraordinary Freakbeat classic from the 60’s produced by Joe Meek.Hold on to your hats;the guitar break by Ray Fenwick 1 and a quarter minutes in is possibly the greatest in rock history! ” Thanks ESPO
The ‘Coffin Corner’ and a ‘Mesoscale’ Maw
Flyin’ never felt so safe!
The Remains – “Let Me Through” (Live)
Alex’s long lost dad. Thanks Steve Powers.
Pleasure Catcher – Rock out with your sock out
Thanks Ramone.
Anti-Aging Substance Is Made of Human Sperm
“Spermine, a powerful anti-oxidant originally discovered in, yes, human sperm” Thanks Sarah Herse.
What is the New Aesthetic? | Adbusters Culturejammer Headquarters
Now that hype and hyperinflation have killed the art market, what will define the new aesthetic?
Taiwanese man bitten on penis by snake while on toilet
A 35,000-Year-Old ‘Venus’ Sculpture Is Found РDetermined to Be Pornographic
everyone needs more of this
Split Dick Spoogin.
Nooooooooooooooooo!
Childbirth Education Doll by CozyColeman
Top 50 Text Acronyms Parents Should Know
FMLTWIA
PediSedate
A child demonstrates the PediSedate, which gently sedates youngsters by administering anaesthetic nitrous oxide gas through a headset as they play computer games on handheld consoles
Life With Proteus Syndrome – What If Your Legs Couldn’t Stop Growing?
10 Ridiculous Anti-Pornography Commercials
Spiderman Defeated by Pigeons
Drug smuggler’s suitcases were made of cocaine
1800’s Sex Chair
25 People Breaking Their Legs
Dawn Takes Grease- Wanna BJ?!
best of craigslist : I need someone to dry my placenta
Coffee Filter Prom Dress
“Seinfeld” Vs. “Seinfeld XXX”: A Comparison – Seinfeld porn
Bulls Revenge!
Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!
Craigslist find: Horrifying boob art
Reasonable Consumer Would Know “Crunchberries” Are Not Real, Judge Rules
“On May 21, a judge of the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of California dismissed a complaint filed by a woman who said she had purchased “Cap’n Crunch with Crunchberries” because she believed “crunchberries” were real fruit.”
Video Music Box Online
The OG Rap Video Show
Ersland Charged With Murder in Pharmacy Shooting
Buck ’em down! Thanks KS
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans – Remake of Bad Lieutenant Directed by Werner Herzog – WTF?!
Starring Nicolas Cage (and his hair plugs). Fuckin’ retarded! Thanks ESPO.
‘How I Sued a Craigslist Sex Troll’
“It been nearly three years, but one victim has finally successfully sued an infamous Craigslist prankster who published the private emails received in response to a fake sex ad. ”
SONNY BOY (1989) David Carradine in Drag Playing Mama to a feral child
RIP
Abuse of child ‘witches’ on rise, aid group says
Time to tan some hide
How to Hypnotize Someone – wikiHow
1800s Surgical Kit
Yikes!
FCC’s Warrantless Household Searches Alarm Experts
“You may not know it, but if you have a wireless router, a cordless phone, remote car-door opener, baby monitor or cellphone in your house, the FCC claims the right to enter your home without a warrant at any time of the day or night in order to inspect it.”
Naomi Wolf › Busted, Pentagon: Why The Photos Probably Do Show Detainees Sodomized and Raped
Spying roboflies to get minicam eyes
Boy chosen by Dalai Lama as reincarnation of spiritual leader turns back on Buddhist order
“Instead of leading a monastic life, Osel Hita Torres now sports baggy trousers and long hair, and is more likely to quote Jimi Hendrix than Buddha.”
Saggy Pants Legality Chart
J.D. Salinger Tries to Block ‘Sequel’ to ‘Catcher in the Rye’
Inside Hitler’s Apartment – Adolf Hitler’s Private World
David Carradine’s Rep: Death Was ‘Accidental’
Sounds like auto erotic asphyxiation.
Fish that triggers hallucinations found off British coast
Why Is the Frat Boy Culture So Sleazy and Sex-Crazed?
Spanish police arrest 23 people for ‘using voodoo curses’
The McNuggetini
Vanilla Vodka, Chocolate Shake, ‘n McNuggets….Mmmmmmm
Alligator Smashes Watermelon
Ten Tid-bits as Tetris Turns Twenty-Five
The Child Eater of Bern | Atlas Obscura
A 500 year old scuplture depicts a man eating a sack of babies, and no one is sure why
Marijuana potency surpasses 10 percent, U.S. says
Pimp convicted of child rape despite “penis defense”
“Brown, 25, testified in Superior Court that he was half-circumcised, that his penis was covered in some type of marks and that it was extremely small”
Cancer drug erases fingerprints
Russian power station worker Dmitry K ‘murdered six people with home-made electric chair’
“Once at his house, he asked them to sit in an improvised electric chair before tying them up and hitting a button on his computer to activate the current. ”
Michael Jackson fears nose will fall off
L.A. County raids homeless camp under 10 Freeway
“About the size of two high school gyms placed side by side, the Cave is both an invisible squatter’s camp and a shooting gallery for drug users.”
Phil Spector’s bizarre blog entrys
“dysfunctional by choice and I love my attitude problem”
Woman raped live on Internet; suspect in custody
“20-year-old Jonathan Hock set up the webcam built into his laptop and broadcast live as he sexually assaulted a woman whom he knew for less than a month as she lay in bed unconscious.”
Woman Survives Apparent Train Suicide
Roadie: ‘Hendrix was murdered by his manager’
Thanks Googs
CakeFarts – Know what I like the most?
Now I know what I want for my birthday!
Gunged Women – fully clothed messy girls covered in gunge
2 Women Have a Whipped Cream Fight
Monkey Goes For A Ride Video
Thanks Peter Sutherland
Hip Hop and the Occult secret message rihanna song umbrella
Thanks GKAE
Culture of Bling Clangs to Earth as the Recession Melts Rappers’ Ice
The science of voodoo: When mind attacks body
Seven-legged calf born
Explosion Rocks a Starbucks on the Upper East Side
Around 100 ‘blood-drinking’ Satan-worshippers arrested in Iran
8 Amazingly Oversized Foods
HOUSEHOLD HIGHS РBrazil’s DIY Drug Concoctions
Robot teacher smiles, scolds in classroom
My teacher is a Real Doll
Deidre’s guide to oral sex
DUPONT HEIR STEPHEN DENT WAS EXTORTED THREE TIMES BY WOMEN HE MET ONLINE
Free Sugar Daddy Dating & Sugar Baby Personals
We Join Adult Friend Finder: Part 6 – The Voyage Home
Granny’s sex op to bag husband
A 75-YEAR-OLD woman has stunned docs by asking for a “designer vagina” op to help her sex life.
The Montauk Monster is Found!
FINALLY: Dolph Lundgren’s Peen!
World’s biggest boobs | American Norma Stitz holds world record for largest natural breasts
Evel Knievel Comedy
Ronald McDimmu’s Hamborgir
Norwegian symphonic black metal and fast food clowns at its finest. Thanks Punk Rock Jake
Amy Winehouse’ Rehab in Yiddish
Thanks Mordechai Rubinstein
Brief Jerky – Underwear made of beef jerky
Free Viagra for jobless
Finally, Archie will pick either Betty or Veronica
Body art. Literally
“Using skins from white men who donated their bodies to medical science, he has created freak versions of mundane items including flags, boots and maps of America ‚Äì in effect using skin like leather. His work, he says, is a commentary on human cruelty and America’s ethics and morality.”

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