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N.J. trooper admits sharing ‘intimate photos’ of women he pulled over https://t.co/colGEF5HeX

Some Crypto-Capitalists Just Want to See the World Burn https://t.co/B1HWtLFXfH

Sex and the Swingers of the Future https://t.co/efgJgMSztH

Hackers could program sex robots to kill! https://t.co/V6D9UYmDN3

Man left unable to get an erection after being scratched by a CAT and contracting rare feline disease https://t.co/KJx4lzZdFB

Sewage workers have found a 130-tonne ball of congealed fat -dubbed a “monster fatberg” clogging a Victorian sewer https://t.co/tzul5kG6Oe

10 Rappers Who Have Killed People

Goodbye, Pork Pie Hat: Watch Charles Mingus Get Evicted From His NYC Studio, 1966

Alibaba Founder Jack Ma Has Set a New Bar for Tech CEO Weirdness https://t.co/YQE762MbGu

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Facebook Enabled Advertisers to Reach ‘Jew Haters’ https://t.co/PYu5aMxwCK

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Martin Shkreli

‘Pharma Bro’ Martin Shkreli Lists His Wu-Tang Album On eBay https://t.co/2cbOlJs6Ok

Julian Assange Just Showed How YouTube Censors Ron Paul for Promoting Peace—This is 1984 https://t.co/Zct46YB88r

Here’s how drugs are getting smuggled from South America to the US https://t.co/bdXe8gt4oK

Ghost Lobster caught off Maine coast https://t.co/jXu01iPgeW


RT @FOX2now: Police share images of the items that protesters are throwing at them https://t.co/URhr21VV8C https://t.co/fDqP4I0EAQ


DEA Sting Uncovers $1 Million Of Meth Disguised As Phallic Candles https://t.co/3OcEtSgVhm

Mom orders a phone screen on eBay and it comes with a free bag of heroin https://t.co/LalRVRaVzw

Denver nurses suspended after opening body bag to admire size of dead man’s genitals


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The Devil Made Me Do It

  • Mutant pointy cowboy boots _ part Aladdin, part Las Vegas _ created a fashion craze that spread from one northeastern Mexican town.
  • Does this man look drunk to you?I mean, could someone who spends a lot of time sober ever possibly consider a facial tattoo like that?

    This is 29-year-old Cory P. Smits, who was recently given his fifth operating while intoxicated conviction.

    He’s racking these things up like body art.

    Smits was arrested in Two Rivers, Wisconsin, back in February when police pulled him over for swerving and found a man with glassy and bloodshot eyes.

    I’m surprised they even noticed the eyes.

  • A Merritt Island videographer died in a Miami hospital Thursday after he snorted an unknown substance — possibly cocaine — from a brick he found floating off the Middle Keys, the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office says.Thomas Swindal, 53, and his brother Kenneth were trolling in about 200 feet of water on Wednesday when, Detective Mark Maison said, they found what they believed to be a kilo of cocaine and brought it aboard the boat, tossing it into the bait well.

    They kept on fishing and, Kenneth Swindal told detectives, he looked back a short time later and saw his brother open the package and ingest some of its contents.

    He said about an hour and a half later, Thomas Swindal began to run around the boat, throw things in the water and even gaffed the engine, which fell off the boat and sank.

    He continued acting strangely, running around with knives and pliers, so Kenneth Swindal threw all the sharp objects, as well as the package, off the boat.

  • The 29-year-old man, identified as Gerardo Martinez, answered the door shirtless with his pants down, the police report said. Officers asked him to pull his pants up and asked him about the cat.Martinez, who admitted to using meth, first denied having a cat, police said. Later, he changed his story and told police his boyfriend threw the cat from the window three hours prior, police said.

    When police told Martinez that witnesses said the cat was thrown more recently, he said he attempted to have sex with the cat and then threw it out the window, along with a pornographic DVD, police said.

  • The recording was allegedly made at the Yearning for Zion ranch in Texas, owned by the FLDS. It begins with Jeffs asking the girl how she feels.According to the transcript made and given to the court, the girl replies: ‘Feels good.’

    Soon after Jeffs can be heard saying: ‘Everyone else let go of me, back away a little. Please get on the other side of the bed.

    ‘You shall learn the powers of the spirit of God as a heavenly wife should,’ Jeffs tells the 12-year-old.

    ‘Let the heavenly comfort hear us.

    ‘We bless you, by the Lord, at this young age. To come to know God and his power, and feel his presence.’

    According to CNN, many jurors lowered their heads and closed their eyes during the recording.

    The voice is also heard saying: ‘You have to know how to be sexually excited and to help each other … and you have to be ready for the time I need your comfort.

    ‘This is your mission. This is how you abide the law.’

    At one point, he says: ‘Take your clothes off. Do it right now.’

  • ATTENTION IDIOTS IN THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA – Stop The Budget Lies – There Are NO Cuts – House Passes Bill To INCREASE Spending By $7 Trillion Over The Next 10 Years
  • Leona Baldwin’s husband saw it first, and she got on the marine radio to alert others in the remote Alaska village of Kivalina that a strange orange goo was sitting on top of the town’s harbor.The news attracted all the townspeople, anxious to get a gander of the phenomenon that covered much of the harbor and then began washing ashore Wednesday.

    The next day it rained, and residents found the orange matter floating on top of the rain buckets they use to collect drinking water. It was also found on one roof, leading them to believe whatever it was, it was airborne, too.

    By Friday, the orange substance in the lagoon had dissipated or washed out to sea, and what was left on ground had dried to a powdery substance.

    Samples of the orange matter were collected in canning jars and sent to a lab in Anchorage for analysis.

    Until results are known, Kivalina’s 374 residents will likely continue to wonder just what exactly happened in their village.

  • “Hey, don’t look at us” has been Entergy Corporation’s response to the discovery of Strontium-90 in fish from the Connecticut River.But the contamination, revealed this week by the Vermont Department of Health, promises to complicate the utility’s effort to extend the license of its aging Vermont Yankee Nuclear Plant.

  • “They came in Target, they were throwing chairs, everybody went running,” said witness Shauny Bowe.“Everybody was just running everywhere,” said Bowe. “They went to McDonald’s, and they told people to get out, cussing and swearing. They were about to taze people. I was scared for my life.”

    As members of the church cleaned up the park, they said they are saddened that a day of fun and worship is now associated with disruption and vandalism.

  • Twenty-six police officers hurt in clashes, with eight being treated in hospital
    Scotland Yard still dealing with ‘isolated pockets of crime’ this morning
    Mob of 500 people protest about death of father-of-four Mark Duggan who was shot by officers
    100 riot police on the streets as Tottenham burns
    Fears that violence was fanned by Twitter as picture of burning police car was re-tweeted more than 100 times
    Shop looted and youths storm McDonald’s and start cooking their own food
    Mail on Sunday photographers beaten and mugged by masked thugs
  • Amid heavy downpours, a mother and daughter suspected of shoplifting at a Charlotte coat store ran into a swollen, fast-moving stream Friday night. Police found the mother’s body at the bottom of the creek Friday, and now it is being reported that search crews have found the body of her 16-year-old daughter Saturday.
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  • Clusters of young men hurled bricks and aimed fireworks at riot police officers before a backdrop of burning cars and buildings early Sunday in north London as a protest turned into an all-out riot.Demonstrators on Saturday evening marched to a police station in the Tottenham area of London to protest the death of Mark Duggan, a 29-year-old father of four who was killed Thursday by officers from the Trident unit of the Metropolitan Police, which investigates gun crime, according to the Independent Police Complaints Commission, an external government body which regulates the police.

    By 10:20 p.m. local time, the protest had turned violent. Two empty police cars were burned and officers were “subject to bottles and other missiles being thrown at them by the crowd,” according to a statement released by the police.

  • Traditionally, young people have energized democratic movements. So it is a major coup for the ruling elite to have created societal institutions that have subdued young Americans and broken their spirit of resistance to domination.Young Americans—even more so than older Americans—appear to have acquiesced to the idea that the corporatocracy can completely screw them and that they are helpless to do anything about it. A 2010 Gallup poll asked Americans “Do you think the Social Security system will be able to pay you a benefit when you retire?” Among 18- to 34-years-olds, 76 percent of them said no. Yet despite their lack of confidence in the availability of Social Security for them, few have demanded it be shored up by more fairly payroll-taxing the wealthy; most appear resigned to having more money deducted from their paychecks for Social Security, even though they don’t believe it will be around to benefit them.

    How exactly has American society subdued young Americans?

  • “Whatever happened to coming to the pub to engage in social interaction!?” I exclaimed.There was no response.

    I looked out of the window at the multitude of passers-by, all of whom seemed to be preoccupied with whatever was on their cell phones.

    “Another beer?” asked the barmaid as she punched in a few characters on her smartphone.

    “What exactly are you all fucking doing?” I asked somewhat irritably.

    “I’m on Twitter,” she said without even looking up.

    “And I’m on Facebook,” remarked the fat lawyer – his beady little jaundiced eyes looked up again briefly, as if attempting to burn holes in the back of my inner skull.

    “Yeah,” I remarked sarcastically, “cos, so much interesting shit is going down in here right now that all your friends need an update.”

    “Do you want a beer or not?” asked the barmaid impatiently – her podgy little pink thumbs sliding over the touch sensitive device.

    “No thanks,” I said getting to my feet, “I’ve got walls at home I can stare blankly at.”

  • The main obstacle to progress “seems to be a curious lack of ambition and imagination,” Etzioni writes in the piece, which he acknowledges “is meant to be provocative.”
  • A tiny second moon may once have orbited Earth before catastrophically slamming into the other one, a titanic clash that could explain why the two sides of the surviving lunar satellite are so different from each other, a new study suggests.
  • The latest development has to with Facebook’s facial recognition feature that helps users tag photos. After joining in the chorus of European nations that objected to the feature launch in June, German authorities are now the first to declare the feature illegal. Hamburg’s data protection official Johannes Caspar claims that the software violates both German and European Union data protection laws and that Facebook users don’t know how to delete the data that Facebook is gathering. “If the data were to get into the wrong hands, then someone with a picture taken on a mobile phone could use biometrics to compare the pictures and make an identification,” Caspar told the Hamburger Abendblatt. “The right to anonymity is in danger.”
  • The figures, milled from aluminum, will accompany Juno on its five-year trip to Jupiter. When Juno arrives in 2016, the Lego likeness of the Roman god, Jupiter, his sister, Juno, and the Italian astronomer, Galileo, will be there to take in all the sights and bask in the immensity of the largest planet.This (until now) secret installation was initiated by NASA scientists, who love Lego as much as anyone and wanted to do something memorable for this mission. They approached Lego and the company loved the idea. It saw the project as a way to promote children’s education and STEM programs.

    The brick company even underwrote the project, at a cost of $5,000 for each of the minifigs, which will soon become the farthest flying toys ever. The manufacture of the figures was a deliberate process to ensure the figures would not interfere with NASA’s sensitive measurements.

  • A U.S. federal court has ruled that the domain seizure of sports streaming site Rojadirecta does not violate the First Amendment, and has refused to hand the domain back to its Spanish owner. The order stands in conflict with previous Supreme Court rulings and doesn’t deliver much hope to other website owners who operate under U.S. controlled domain names.
  • pseudonyms allow statements to be public and persistent, but not attached to one’s real identity.I can understand why Google and Facebook don’t want this to happen. It’s bad for their marketing teams. It generates social problems when people don’t act responsibly under the cloak of their assumed identity. It messes up the clarity and coherence of their data. And maybe those costs do outweigh the benefits pseudonymity brings to social networks.

    But then let’s have that conversation. Let’s not pretend that what Google and Facebook are doing has long-established precedents and therefore these companies are only doing what they’re doing to mimic real life. They are creating tighter links between people’s behavior and their identities than has previously existed in the modern world.

  • IF YOUR face and name are anywhere on the web, you may be recognised whenever you walk the streets—not just by cops but by any geek with a computer. That seems to be the conclusion from some new research on the limits of privacy.For suspected miscreants, and people chasing them, face-recognition technology is old hat. Brazil, preparing for the soccer World Cup in 2014, is already trying out pairs of glasses with mini-cameras attached; policemen wearing them could snap images of faces, easy to compare with databases of criminals. More authoritarian states love such methods: photos are taken at checkpoints, and images checked against recent participants in protests.

  • The two assassins arrived from nowhere as their victim was driving home with his wife. Trapped inside his car, he was hopelessly vulnerable as their motorcycles pulled alongside.He would just have had time to notice their blacked-out visors before they opened fire, emptying round after round into his chest.

    Nuclear scientist Darioush Rezaei died immediately. His wife was critically wounded and still in hospital days after the attack in north eastern Iran.

    The hitmen? They vanished into the traffic fumes of the night.

  • Believe it or not, one in seven Americans – 15 percent of the country – now need government-provided food stamps simply to survive, according to latest government figures.Nearly 46 million Americans receive food stamps out of a population of some 311 million people, the US Department of Agriculture, which administers what’s officially called the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Programme reported Thursday.

  • A comedian who threw a foam pie into the face of media tycoon Rupert Murdoch was jailed for six weeks yesterday.Jonathan May-Bowles, 26, attacked the 80-year-old chief executive and chairman of News Corporation as he gave evidence to MPs about the hacking scandal that has engulfed his company, calling him a ‘naughty billionaire’.

    May-Bowles – also known as Jonnie Marbles – from Windsor, Berkshire, was ordered to pay £250 costs at City of Westminster Magistrates’ Court, and a £15 victim surcharge.

  • The Dow Jones Industrial Average has plummeted by 760 points since the terms of the debt ceiling deal were announced Monday. If austerity was supposed to encourage economic growth, someone forgot to tell Wall Street.On Thursday alone, the index dropped more than 500 points, the worst one-day drop since the lowest lows of the meltdown.

    Some budget-cutting enthusiasts promoted the “important economic advantages of linking the debt limit to spending reductions,” and we’re seeing the immediate aftermath.

    Before the deal was voted on, Paul Krugman warned, “The worst thing you can do in these circumstances is slash government spending since that will depress the economy even further.”

    Investors seem to agree and, for the moment anyway, have decided to get out of Dodge.

  • When a self-driving car crashes, one just has to wonder about those robots. Are they really all they’re cracked up to be? Or might they be just as cracked as the rest of us?Should you have, this morning, been unreasonably detained by aggressive machines, may I tell you that Google’s famed, futuristic, liberating, and ultimately superhuman machine, the self-driving Prius, was involved in a fender bender.

    What seems evident from shots of the scene is that Google’s robot machine ran into the back of another Prius. You might think that it was on robotic autopilot and this was some sort of mating ritual.

    You might also think that a Google representative rushing to the defense of our future controllers by issuing a statement to Business Insider that a human had been driving might smack of the convenience of being chauffeur-driven.

  • There was a time, not all that long ago, when the Pentagon sank tens of millions of dollars into remote-controlled lightning guns that it hoped would fry insurgent bombs before they killed any more troops. Now, disassembled parts from the one-time wonder-weapons are being sold on eBay. At least one buyer snatched up the gear, hoping to use it in his latest art project for Burning Man.All of which would make for a funny little story, if that buyer didn’t discover that the multimillion dollar “Joint Improvised Explosive Device Neutralizers,” or JINs, were kluged together from third-rate commercial electronics, and controlled by open Wi-Fi signals. In other words, the Pentagon didn’t just overpay for a flawed weapon. On the off-chance the JIN ever worked, the insurgents could control it, too.

    “This is the hack of all hacks,” says Cody Oliver, a freelance technologist in San Francisco. “And this is what they were selling to the government? Holy shit.”

  • It is hard to get a fix on how much porn contributes to cable and satellite companies’ bottom lines because the companies aren’t transparent about it. But adult content has been a consistent source of profit, because cable operators have leverage to command margins that can exceed 90% on rentals of generally interchangeable porn movies, analysts say. “It’s a relevant business simply because of its profitability,” said Craig Moffett, a cable and satellite analyst at Sanford C. Bernstein.Adult movies are often more expensive, too. Many adult movies cost $9.98 to rent on Time Warner Cable in New York, while Hollywood films often cost $4.99 to rent.

    The porn-cable connection tumbled into public view when NBC’s “30 Rock” mocked the dependence of Kabletown—a fictionalized version of NBC’s then soon-to-be owner Comcast—on pay-per-view pornography, calling it “the goose that lays the golden eggs.

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There’s No Place To Hide When The Dead Are Alive

  • Tucked away in a small warehouse on a dead-end street, an Internet pioneer is building a bunker to protect an endangered species: the printed word.Brewster Kahle, 50, founded the nonprofit Internet Archive in 1996 to save a copy of every Web page ever posted. Now the MIT-trained computer scientist and entrepreneur is expanding his effort to safeguard and share knowledge by trying to preserve a physical copy of every book ever published.

    “There is always going to be a role for books,” said Kahle as he perched on the edge of a shipping container soon to be tricked out as a climate-controlled storage unit. Each container can hold about 40,000 volumes, the size of a branch library. “We want to see books live forever.”

  • In scenes reminiscent of the Great Depression these are the ramshackle homes of the desperate and destitute U.S. families who have set up their own ‘Tent City’ only an hour from Manhattan.More than 50 homeless people have joined the community within New Jersey’s forests as the economic crisis has wrecked their American dream.

    And as politicians in Washington trade blows over their country’s £8.8 trillion debt, the prospect of more souls joining this rag tag group grows by the day.

    Building their own tarpaulin tents, Native American teepees and makeshift balsa wood homes, every one of the Tent City residents has lost their job.

  • China and Arab countries have generally been scrutinized in the media for their land deals, but much of the cash flow comes through U.S. and European investors, according to Oakland Institute—through established pension funds, agribusiness behemoths and even educational institutions.
  • Facebook is a living computer nightmare. Just as viruses took the advantages of sharing information on floppies and modems and revealed a devastating undercarriage to the whole process, making every computer transaction suspect… and just as spyware/malware took advantage of beautiful advances in computer strength and horsepower to turn your beloved machine of expression into a gatling gun of misery and assholery… Facebook now stands as taking over a decade and a half of the dream of the World Wide Web and turning it into a miserable IT cube farm of pseudo human interaction, a bastardized form of e-mail, of mailing lists, of photo albums, of friendship. While I can’t really imply that it was going to be any other way, I can not sit by and act like this whole turn of events hasn’t resulted in an epidemic of ruin that will have consequences far-reaching from anything related to archiving.
  • And now it has come to this: For the first time ever, Burning Man has literally sold out.Organizers were forced to cap the number of attendees to the weeklong event, an art-focused, community-centric festival that starts Aug. 29. The event sold out last week, giving rise to a profitable black market that some past Burning Man participants say goes against the festival’s principles.

    The cap on ticket sales was necessary to limit attendance as required by the permit issued by the federal Bureau of Land Management. That permit allows for 50,000 people at any one time, organizers said, and more than 51,500 tickets were sold last year.

  • If you’d like to go out with a bang, Holy Smoke LLC offers to pack your cremated ashes (or those of your loved ones) into ammunition cartridges. You tell them the caliber or gauge, ship the remains to them, and they’ll load the cartridges:Once the caliber, gauge and other ammunition parameters have been selected, we will ask you (by way of your funeral service provider) to send approximately one pound of the decedant’s ash to us. Upon receiving the ashes our professional and reverant staff will place a measured portion of ash into each shotshell or cartridge.[…]

  • Amy Winehouse was in the process of secretly adopting an adorable Caribbean child — hoping to save her from her impoverished life — just before the tragic singer died, the little girl’s family said.Bright-eyed Dannika Augustine, 10, of St. Lucia, had caught the eye of the 27-year-old “Rehab” crooner during one of the singer’s many jaunts to the island and was going to be formally adopted by Winehouse before the troubled star died in her London pad on July 23, London’s Mirror newspaper reported yesterday.

  • Graduate student Kevin Beiler has uncovered the extent and architecture of this network through the use of new molecular tools that can distinguish the DNA of one fungal individual from another, or of one tree’s roots from another. He has found that all trees in dry interior Douglas-fir (Pseudotsuga menziesii var. glauca) forests are interconnected, with the largest, oldest trees serving as hubs, much like the hub of a spoked wheel, where younger trees establish within the mycorrhizal network of the old trees. Through careful experimentation, recent graduate Francois Teste determined that survival of these establishing trees was greatly enhanced when they were linked into the network of the old trees.Through the use of stable isotope tracers, he and Amanda Schoonmaker, a recent undergraduate student in Forestry, found that increased survival was associated with belowground transfer of carbon, nitrogen and water from the old trees.
  • On his second album, “Supreme Clientele,” Killah allegedly “copied verbatim” the Urbont-written “Iron Man Theme” on two tracks.The album was released back in 2000 (way before the recent Jon Favreau-directed movies) and it’s unclear why it took Urbont so long to sue. But he may have grown tired of seeing Killah’s name attached to his music on the Internet.

    Much of the case is a typical copyright infringement claim, but Urbont throws in an unusual unfair competition allegation that caught our attention.

    According to the complaint: “Defendant Ghostface is also known for the nickname, ‘Tony Starks,’ which is a take-off of the name ‘Tony Stark,’ Iron Man’s real name and true identity. In this way, Defendants’ use of Urbont’s ‘Iron Man Theme’ gives them a substantial commercial advantage by linking Ghostface to Iron Man without paying for it.”

  • Vice President Joe Biden joined House Democrats in lashing tea party Republicans Monday, accusing them of having “acted like terrorists” in the fight over raising the nation’s debt limit, according to several sources in the room.
  • Did someone blink?
  • Those freaked out by facial recognition technology have fresh fodder: a study from Carnegie Mellon University in which researchers were able to predict people’s social security numbers after taking a photo of them with a cheap webcam.At the head of the research team was Alessandro Acquisti, a CMU professor who pointed out in 2009 that the social security number system has a huge security flaw — social security numbers are predictable if you know a person’s hometown and date of birth. This study essentially adds a facial recognition component to that study. Acquisti, Ralph Gross and Fred Stutzman ran three experiments. In the first, they data mined Facebook for photos of people with searchable profiles. They then used that database of faces and identities when applying off-the-shelf facial recognition technology (PittPatt) to “anonymous” singles on a popular dating site. Acquisti told me in an interview last month that they were able to reidentify 15% of the digital Cupids.

  • Today Twitter’s CEO said they may in the future “edit out any…clearly offensive [trending topics].” He also said “we edit out any [trending topics] with obscenities.”
  • At first glance the photos look staged. They show stocky men stiffly clad in various outfits that include fur hats and thick coats with upturned collars — and, most importantly, sunglasses. But these photos aren’t stage props from a silly low-budget spy film, they are images snapped by members of the feared East German secret state police, or Stasi, for an internal course called the “art of disguising.”Berlin-based artist Simon Menner unearthed the images while sifting through the Stasi archives, which were opened to the public after the fall of the Berlin Wall. He was allowed to reproduce the photos and they are now on display in an exhibition entitled: “Pictures from the Secret Stasi Archives.”

    Morgen Contemporary, the Berlin gallery hosting the exhibition, says in its description of the collection that “many of the snapshots seem absurd and they may even be amusing. And yet we ought not lose sight of the intention that led the Stasi agents to take them.”

  • It’s the future. You’re racing down the highway when, all of a sudden, the driver ahead of you slows down. You know you need to hit the brakes to avoid an accident, but your foot can’t move as fast as your brain. You’re about to rear-end the guy, except. …… except that your car has read your mind. It picks up your brain waves and automatically slows down. Accident averted.

  • At least 700 of these chambers have been found in Bavaria alone, along with about 500 in Austria. In the local vernacular, they have fanciful names such as “Schrazelloch” (“goblin hole”) or “Alraunenhöhle” (“mandrake cave”). They were supposedly built by elves, and legend has it that gnomes lived inside. According to some sagas, they were parts of long escape tunnels from castles.
  • A quadriplegic man with five years of skydiving experience died in a weekend skydiving accident in northwestern Montana, Flathead County officials said Monday.Sheriff Chuck Curry said Zack Fogle, 27, of Kingston, Wash., died Saturday afternoon when his parachute did not open during a jump at the 44th annual Lost Prairie Boogie, a 10-day skydiving event near Marion that typically draws hundreds of participants.

  • Congressman Doug Lamborn (R-CO) has equated negotiating with President Obama to ‘touching a tar baby’.
  • “Look, Daddy, that man’s going to the bathroom!”No, not the words any daddy wants to hear from his 10-year-old daughter, especially during a stroll through their brand-new neighborhood.

  • Upset neighbor races his pigs during prayer in protest of new mosque
  • We’re under constant scrutiny—our movements monitored by cameras, tracked by satellites and catalogued by a host of increasingly attentive government agencies. No longer does the idea of an omnipresent government seem all that farfetched. As technology becomes ever more sophisticated, the idea of a total surveillance society moves further from the realm of George Orwell’s science fiction fantasy into an accepted way of life.In fact, surveillance has become a huge moneymaking industry in itself, with many sectors having sprung up devoted to developing increasingly sophisticated gadgets to keep targeted individuals under surveillance, with or without their cooperation. The science behind this technology is particularly brilliant.

  • If there’s one place a James Bond villain — or even some actual governments — would love raiding today, it’s the basement of a somber building in lower Manhattan: the world’s biggest gold vault.Gold prices hit a record $1,632.8 an ounce Friday, reflecting a nervous rush by private and national investors from stocks, dollars and euros to the safe-haven commodity.

    And the biggest single pile of the stuff on the planet lies deep beneath the New York branch of the US Federal Reserve Bank, a stone’s throw from the Stock Exchange.

    On a visit, a guide from the bank revealed the 7,000-ton hoard gleaming softly in a vault carved from Manhattan’s bed rock, five stories under the Big Apple’s teeming streets.

    Cast in bricks, stacked ceiling-high in blue-painted, caged boxes, the heap is worth a staggering $350 billion.

  • You could call it “My Big Fat Computer Geek Wedding.”After a Houston couple couldn’t get a friend to serve as the minister at their wedding, they decided to create their own.

    When Miguel Hanson and his fiancee, Diana Wesley, get married on Saturday, a computer will conduct the ceremony. Well, technically, a computer program Hanson wrote will serve as the minister.

    During the wedding, to be held in the Houston home of Hanson’s parents, the couple will stand before a 30-inch monitor in the backyard. In a robotic voice, the computer will greet the guests, say how the couple met and go through the ceremony.

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    • Actor Paul Hogan, best known for playing an outback hunter in the “Crocodile Dundee” movies, has been stopped from leaving Australia until he pays a multi-million dollar tax bill, according to his lawyer.
    • Officers questioned last week why someone would ship a tombstone from Kingston, Jamaica, to London. An X-ray machine revealed packages of the drug in a metal box, wrapped in metal mesh and hidden inside the hollowed-out concrete marker.
    • An abandoned boat carrying about 1,100 pounds of marijuana drifted ashore this week on a Treasure Coast island in Florida.
    • Shape shifting lizards on TV.
    • Wearing a ski mask and gloves, he seemed oddly calm and methodical as he bound her with zip ties and duct tape, she said. Then he slipped a pillowcase over her head and sexually assaulted Mills for 45 minutes. “He seemed very assertive when he talked and not like somebody who’s, you know, panicking. He seemed like he knew what he was doing,” Mills said. Still blindfolded, he forced her into the bathroom where she heard water running. “I started to panic and I thought he was going to shoot me in the bathtub,” she said. “Just over a month from my 26th birthday, and I was going to die.” Mills was forced to take a long bath and told to wash carefully, while her rapist calmly walked about her apartment cleaning up after himself. Then he was gone, taking with him all the evidence, including the bed sheets.
    • Among other issues, Levin said, female undercover agents in costume have asked male Burners for drugs, drug-sniffing dogs and their handlers have roamed camps, and armed officers have “snooped” on revelers at dances. Last year, almost 300 Burners were cited or arrested by federal officers
    • A strange chemical smell lingered in the stifling heat as a group of environmental scientists groped in the darkness through one of the most polluted places on Earth. The Iron Mountain Mine, outside of Redding, is a hellish pit where acid water sloshes against your boots, greenish bacterial slime gurgles out of the walls, and stalactites and stalagmites of acid salt, copper and iron jut out like rusty daggers.

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      VA$HTIE » party pics: 3/12 THE RECESSION SPECIAL Рloft party for A-RON THE DON’S BORNDAY!
      Recession Special!
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      Can We unClick Google?
      “A challenge to activists of the twenty-first century: how can we effectively fight back against Google‚Äôs violation of our online privacy? ”
      Militant Obama youth march to ‘Alpha, Omega’ chant
      “Be very, very aware of anyone who starts rioting, or encourages others to do so, amid peaceful demonstrations. Who are they and why are they doing this when it is handing all the aces to the system to impose a Police State? They are either stupid or agents of that State.”
      Grass-Mud Horse
      ‘A Dirty Pun Tweaks China‚Äôs Online Censors ‘
      Gucci Mane To Be Released From Jail This Weekend
      Thanks J.Scott
      Woman finds hungry calico cat hiding in $27 couch
      “A top Japanese pop artist in town for a big gallery opening was busted the night before his show when cops spotted him drawing a smiley face on the wall of an East Side subway station after a boozy night out, officials said yesterday.” Thanks Espo.
      Kids mistakenly drink wiper fluid at Ark. day care
      Thanks EMone
      The Fat Jew’s Oscar party on E! Daily 10
      Team Facelift: spreadin’ the weirdness like guac.
      The Virgins on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Wed, Mar 11 2009
      Who styled Donald?!
      Police Bust Alleged Gang-Promoting Radio Station
      Know Your Meme: Boxxy
      Rare Pink Dolphin Photo Gallery
      Mo’ Albino Dolphin!
      Otaku Power – Trivia/Desire/Transformation
      ‘Radioactive’ sex offender on the run
      It’s Not Easy Being Green – Kermit The Frog Corpse Fashion
      How many dead frogs does it take to make you look fly?
      Wigger Mackin’ with Stuffed Animal Tigers
      Report: Diebold Voting System Has ‘Delete’ Button for Erasing Audit Logs
      Obama & Biden chipped or wearing tracking devices?
      CIA destroyed 92 interrogation tapes
      Advocates applaud AG Holder on marijuana policy
      “Medical marijuana advocates applauded Friday after the Obama administration signaled it will halt federal raids on dispensaries, easing a long-standing rift between California and federal law. ”
      The slow death of handwriting
      How Much Of Our Debt Comes From Drug Money?
      War on drug cartels: Mexico under siege
      A New Civil War?
      U.S. Energy Department Cannot Account for Nuclear Materials at 15 Locations
      Water Supply Will Stay Poisoned With Gender-Bending Chemicals Due To “Carbon Footprint” Of Filtering Systems
      Ancient Language of Universal Symbols Discovered
      Legalize marijuana
      “A new plan to legalize marijuana in California would create a $1 billion tokin’ tax and thousands of green jobs. Now that’s a stimulus plan!”
      Fertility Institute Offers Designer Children
      ‘Vampire’ discovered in mass grave
      Cost of locking up Americans too high
      “One in every 31 U.S. adults is in the corrections system”
      ‘This is off-the-charts weird’
      “He often brought drugs or alcohol to work and sometimes had sex with women. At least three of those women were dead”
      Stimulus Logo: Branding the U.S. Recovery
      Investigation Continues Into KFC Prank Call
      “And then they were told by this person on the phone to go outside and disrobe and actually urinate on one another to decontaminate each other,”
      Filmmaker plans Eyeborg eye-socket camera
      In Drug-Leery Japan, Arrests for Marijuana Are on the Rise
      Utah is No. 1 – for online pornography consumption
      Pink dolphin appears in US lake
      Albino Dolphin!
      Africa: Genitals removed while men are alive
      “Young men are attacked and their genitals cut off while they are still alive; children’s throats are slit and their organs removed; and border-crossers are caught with bags containing human heads and sexual organs.”
      Former Guantanamo detainee tells of ‘medieval’ torture
      “…he lived in constant darkness and “came close to insanity” after being forced to listen to the same album by rapper Eminem at top volume for a solid month.”
      David Lynch on Product Placement
      IggyPop advert
      Thanks Vinnie
      Guitar Store Shaped Like Giant Amp
      The science of selling out
      “Iggy Pop’s endorsement of car insurance has prompted accusations of selling out. But does anyone really care any more?”
      Turning pregnant bumps into art
      Thanks David Canning
      Kitten in Bong!
      Thanks EMone
      Spain arrests ‘cocaine cast’ man
      “A Chilean man with a broken leg was arrested at Barcelona airport after his “cast” was found to be made of cocaine not plaster, Spanish police say.” Thanks Espo!
      The 20 Most Terrifying Pictures of Ronald McDonald Ever
      Water Balloon Poppin’!
      Ectoplasmic Acoustics
      LEGO has the Coolest business card ever
      $28 Million Chair
      typografie: Freshfonts | AUTOBAHN grafisch ontwerp
      Obama Gay Scandal!
      Fisherman found my lost phone in the belly of a 25lb cod …and it still works after a week in a fish
      Failure sound from The Price Is Right
      Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Back Together
      90-year-old in 8mph mobility scooter takes wrong turn and ends up on highway
      Meet the Republican Rapper
      Kanye Gay BeeJay
      Facebook – Snitchin’ On Yerself
      A teenager was fired for commenting on Facebook at work about how she was bored at work.
      And The Award For Creepiest Guitar Goes To…
      Teenar: The Sexy Girl Guitar
      Ugly Bat Boy: One ugly cat
      Stephen Powers from Overbrook Video Choices ¬´ Duffed Out Industries
      Graff Girl – DJ Lady Tribe
      Sun your Buns, or should I say Challah?
      NYC Official: Ban Japanese ‘Rape’ Video Game
      Boston Graffiti Wars
      Thanks Mariondream81!
      aNYthing is back! screensaver
      Thanks Bjernie!
      Rihanna — The Face of a Battered Woman
      Anyone else see her horns?
      Wu-Tang Clan at Roy Rodgers – RZA in New York 1992
      The Original Human TETRIS Performance
      Tetris A Theme on Glass Bottles
      Giant Six Pound Rat Caught in China
      Come to Chinatown, there’s bigger!
      Obama Sushi
      Shit happens
      Lily Allen Gets Fingered
      Man ‘waged urine-spray campaign’
      A man sprayed a mixture of urine and faeces in two supermarkets, a pub and a bookshop in Gloucestershire
      Former nun tells of sex and suffering inside Indian convent
      Facebook Yields to User Outrage: Reverts to Old TOS
      The Third Eye Video Camera
      The Cyber Eye is finally here! Needs a red glow, though.
      Guys Cabinet Door Sounds Exactly like Chewbacca!
      Touch and Go Records to Stop Releasing New Music, Shut Down Distribution
      The Nine Weirdest PSAs Ever Made (VIDEO)
      Vicodin Earrings
      Freak Bike Accident – View With Caution
      Thanks Googs!
      Toothy raccoon bit off man’s penis
      Thanks Ramon!
      >> ‚Ñ¢ RETARD RIOT ‚Ñ¢ <<
      The Glob – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
      Nina Hagen and Don Rickles
      Thanks Bjarni Einarsson
      A Sociologist’s Look at Graffiti
      Touch My Body (Tuts My Barreh) / Karaoke Fail (English subtitles)
      Thanks EMone MTV
      The Drought – Rappers ‘n Recession
      Thanks Billoney!
      Bullet Proof Weave Womans’s Weave Stops Bullet Saves Her Life In Kansas!
      The Dynamic Breakers “ANTI GRAFFITTI Commercial”
      “Graffiti Tagger” Falls To His Death On The 826 (MIAMI)
      U.S. judges accused of jailing kids for cash
      Hitler had shocking table manners, gorged on cake and suffered flatulence, reveals never-before-seen profile
      Salt Lake woman with world’s longest fingernails, loses nails in crash
      You’ve been knickered, son
      A THIEF has been caught with more than 1,600 items of women’s lingerie hidden in the home he shared with his parents.
      Geronimo’s Heirs Sue Secret Yale Society Over His Skull
      “Ark’eting” the Aaron Bondaroff and Semen Sperms Video Interview
      Record Envelope – the little library of factory sleeves
      A collection of generic record company 45 sleeves
      S E M E N C L A W
      W T F
      The Bacon Explosion – Take Bacon. Add Sausage. Blog.
      The Racial Slur Database
      Iraqi Shoe-throwing Sculpture Removed
      Thanks Petey!
      Heavy Metal Laundry Tips
      The Magic (Indoor) Tree House
      French fighter planes grounded by computer virus
      NYPD cops in crackdown on graffiti punks
      Do-It-Yourself Vagina
      Ars Erotica: The Erotic Art Museum
      I’ve got the world’s biggest boobs
      38KKK breasts!
      Bacon Flavored Jelly Beans
      Pictured: The cow that was zapped by lightning – and survived
      Surgeons remove donated kidney through vagina
      Man caught with pigeons in his trousers
      ‘Mom cooks me like a turkey in the oven’
      The Beatles – Made Outta Wool!
      2009 Northwest Arkansas Ice Storm Pictures
      A Teddy Bear for Your Hipster Lifestyle
      Cornify – Unicorns & Rainbows On-Demand
      The Cramps – Newsletter / FanZine – 1 – 7 (PDF’s)
      US Army Has Highest Suicide Rate Since Vietnam War
      Ecstasy ‘no more dangerous than horse riding’
      China Earthquake A Dam-Induced Disaster?
      Kellogg’s Wimps Out Over Phelps’s Bong Hit: What Century Are They Living in?
      York City property owner has message for crack dealers
      “Deer Crack Dealer,” the message stated. “You kin sell crack on this block and the York City Police will not stop you. They fear you. Crack Rules.”
      Shepard Fairey Dodges Criticism at ICA: Street Artists and Copyright Advocates Demand Answers
      Shepard Fairey: OBEY my lawyers
      Dumb Lip Tattoos
      Shepard Fairey, artist of Obama ‘Hope’ poster arrested
      Little Island
      Get a lil’ robot copy of yerself!
      Smoking Toddler
      Squid cake
      Lucky in Love ‘The Price Is Right’ Hand Embroidery
      What’s that Smell? Maple Syrup Mystery Solved
      Best Tattoo EVER
      Val Kilmer mulls run for N.M. governor
      Owner’s sign tells ‘crack dealers’ to sell here
      World’s youngest sex-change operation
      Pranks involving electronic road signs stir worry
      Zombies Ahead!
      Teen accused of using Facebook for sexual blackmail
      One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm
      Video: Hacker war drives San Francisco cloning RFID passports
      Flooded Mcdonald’s
      Men smell of cheese; women smell of onion
      Cash4Gold Will Offer One-Third of the Actual Value for your Gold
      Raids net alleged members of tagger crew that hit L.A., Las Vegas
      Top Ten Female Streakers
      Little Boy Is on Drugs [VIDEO]
      The Fix Is In – Trading Cards
      Bart Simpson is a Scientologist
      Google Maps Car Hits a Deer, Records Entire Ordeal on Google Maps
      Man ‘finds US troop data’ on Used MP3 Player
      Drug Money Saving Banks
      The United Nations’ crime and drug watchdog has indications that money made in illicit drug trade has been used to keep banks afloat in the global financial crisis
      Giant Ant Colony is a World Wonder
      Blowfish testicles sicken 7 in Japan
      Iron Maiden Eddie as Sponge Bob
      Brit Jew marries dolphin
      Rectal Foreign Bodies
      Smart Bombs and War Porn Hit YouTube
      Israel Defense Forces use YouTube for propaganda
      Hail King Obama: President for life
      The ‘Chemtrail’ Hoax – According to the U.S. Air Force
      Chemtrails in the Sky Are Evidence of Nefarious Activities for Broad-Based Conspiracy Theorists
      Fresh Prince Theme: Gangsta Version
      Thanks Naw!
      Cops Talk Funny: Operations & Tactics at Officer.com
      Pimp My Altar
      Bernie Madoff’s Palm Beach House Gets Toilet Papered
      Is there really such a thing as … placenta stew?
      Placenta Recipes
      “Each placenta weighs approximately 1/6 of the baby’s weight. Cut the meat away from the membranes with a sharp knife. Discard the membranes”
      Soviet Propaganda Against USA (posters)
      Downi Creations – The only collectible quality dolls with realistic Down syndrome features
      “Meet our growing family of Down Syndrome Originals¬©”
      Downs Syndrome Dolls Again
      Black Devil Doll – Movie
      Chocolate Bunnies Meltin’!
      Stereo Titties
      Bevis’ Sis
      Philly Malnourished Horses Removed From Crumbling Makeshift Stables
      Sorry I blew yer spot up, dudes, but treat yer horses right! Thanks Tim Artz.
      Man died in network of tunnels he made through house of rubbish
      Thnx Heather!
      Crack Whore Confessions Theme Song
      Snow Prints
      Tennis For Two – The second ever computer game
      1958 oscilloscope game!
      eBay – A History of Unusual Items
      Sneeze Porn!
      10 Porn Stars Who Twitter
      The awfulness of Billy Joel, explained.
      The Chippendiddys
      Euro Boy Strippers…WTF?!
      Orgasmic Birth Movie Trailer
      LSD: The Dream Emulator
      1998 Sony Playstation game released only in Japan
      Homemade Girl Scout Cookie recipes
      Skateboarding in Afghanistan Provides a Diversion From Desolation
      Thanks Googs
      A list of different paraphilias and sexual fetishes
      Comic Book Urban Legends Revealed
      Walk-By Bukkake
      1954 Senate Interim Report – Comic Books and Juvenile Delinquency
      Home of the Slug Love
      Hardcore Banana Slug Sex!
      Boy, 14, dupes police, patrols Chicago for 5 hours
      A 14-year-old aspiring police officer donned a uniform, walked into a Chicago police station and managed to get an assignment — patroling in a squad car for five hours before he was detected, police said Sunday.
      Make your own lock picks – Part 1
      What A Nigerian Facebook Scam Looks Like
      Pope warns against too much Facebook
      3D porn to revolutionise industry
      Gold tooth missing after crutch attack
      Abandoned Mike Tyson mansion in Ohio
      The Shur Shot
      Douche/enema nozzle that connects to yer shower
      Vintage French Fucking Machines
      Bikini Body Builder vs. Rubik’s Cube
      Banking with Beanies
      Finding parallels to the current financial meltdown in previous bubbles, from Holland’s Tulipomania to the Beanie Baby bubble
      Disney Rejection Letter, 1938
      Bolivia – The Train Graveyard
      Wood Furniture, Wood House, Everything Wood
      It’s all wood.
      The Cave House
      Weird Deformed Animals
      Signs of the Endtimes
      Chick Cartoon Tracts
      Latest Trend: Myspace Address Tattoos!
      Police seize ‘Obama’ brand heroin
      “The Smoking Gun Web site, which headlined the story “The Audacity of Dope,” pointed out that drug dealers are fond of brands and frequently misappropriate names for them. Over the years, police have seized bin Laden heroin, Harry Potter Ecstasy and even cocaine branded as Teletubbies, a TV show aimed at toddlers.”
      Inside Programmable Road Signs
      Web Browsers | EFF Surveillance Self-Defense Project
      Government Computer News Pans Printer Dots
      For those of you who don’t know, modern printers print a secret tracking code on all yer printouts.
      Banker Gives Spankings to 50 Customers
      Top 6 Bizarre Body Modifications and Plastic Surgeries
      Guards plead not guilty in ‘nightmare’ Rikers beatings
      “Three correction officers created a sadistic secret society on a Rikers Island cellblock, ordering prisoners to extort and beat other inmates, prosecutors charged Thursday.”
      Kate Moss gets £30,000 Andre graffiti from boyfriend rocker Jamie Hince
      AGUA – Work On Paper, Wreck Center, Endorsements
      How the Computer gets the answer…
      Interactive Installation – Doubles
      World Superhero Registry
      REAL Heroes
      Bird Diapers
      Nerd – Wikipedia
      The first documented appearance of the word “nerd” is as the name of a creature in Dr. Seuss’s book If I Ran the Zoo (1950)
      Little Blue Pills Among the Ways CIA Wins Friends in Afghanistan
      Payment Processor Breach May Be Largest Ever
      A data breach last year at Princeton, N.J., payment processor Heartland Payment Systems may have compromised tens of millions of credit and debit card transactions, the company said today.
      30-pound marijuana brick delivered to wrong address by UPS
      Abandoned Amusement Parks in Asia
      List of defunct amusement parks
      Artificial Virginity Hymen
      The best response ever on People’s Court
      Henchman’s Helper
      Kenny Rogers  lookalike
      Sprite Stitch – A video game inspired cross stitch weblog
      Mike Tysons Punch-Out Scarf – DIY
      Miss World finalist has hands and feet amputated
      Skitch Hitchcock and Salt Creek Beach Crew Old School Skateboarding
      “That Dogtown stuff is all well and good, but skitch Hitchcock and friends know that OC‚Äôs own Salt Creek Beach crew has left its own mark on the skateboarding world”
      Why Nuclear Weapons Are (Still) Bad for the Planet
      True Art Crime Heist: Case of the Stolen Rembrandt
      Knitters turn to graffiti artists with ‘yarnbombing’
      Graffiti artists have added a new tool their traditional aerosol cans – knitting needles and a ball of wool.
      Dad’s grow-op busted after baby dials 9-1-1
      Sex offender wins $500,000 Alaska lottery
      An Alaska lottery held to raise money for a group that helps sexual abuse victims had a surprise winner: a convicted sex offender.
      Adolf Hitler, Sisters Taken from Parents’ Home
      The Gangster Archives
      Mostly graffiti related stuff from the very early Teen Angel’s magazines, with other items of interest thrown in.
      Third Eye Camera Skull Pinhole Camera Art
      The Don Martin Dictionary
      7 Things I Learned Working on a Pot Farm
      Why is Marijuana Illegal?
      Google Trends Subversion: ‚úà ‚ñå‚ñå
      Velvet Underground – 1969 press kit
      Gaza Rockets – Cookin’ Show
      How to Be a Skater Girl
      Remember in the old days when you hadda figure things out for yerself, not just Google ’em?!
      Amature Obama Portraits
      Creepy Leadbelly Morph Video
      I live out my sexual fantasy as an online escort
      Whorin’ in Second Life
      What’s Inside Obama’s iPod?
      Growing Up Star Wars: 1977-1985 Pool
      Flikr photoset of how Star Wars influenced/damaged many young lives.
      Top 11 compounds in US drinking water
      The latest thing to get scared shitless about.
      How America Lost the War on Drugs
      Chicken McNugget, Step One [PIC]
      Mmmmm…soft serve mechanically separated chicken. Thanks Krissy.
      Islamic militants ridicule death of Bush cat
      Cars: Inside the Rocket-Proof Obamamobile
      Casu marzu – Delicious Maggot Cheese!
      Zimbabwe introduces $50 billion note
      A Billi A Billi A Billi
      Top 5 Most Disturbing Breastfeeding Videos of All-Time
      Smokin’ Presidents
      US veterans sue CIA for alleged drug and mind control experiments
      “Rochelle said he was given just one breath of a chemical in aerosol form that kept him drugged for two and a half days, struggling with visions. He said he saw animals coming out of the walls and his freckles moving like bugs under his skin. At one point, he tried to cut the freckles out with a razor.”
      Mutant NYC Bed Bugs Impervious to Toxic Attack
      Will inauguration have enough port-a-potties?
      “This is the largest temporary restroom event in the history of the United States,” he said.
      Punk And The Swastika
      YouTube Рバカロボ キントレーZ
      This shit is weird!
      Vintage Smoke Helmets / Gas Masks
      Wild lookin’!
      Skateboard Truck Table
      A Gallery of Medical Marijuana – Slideshows – CNBC
      BLACK FLAG My War test press LP w/ Raymond Pettibon art – eBay
      I’ve only got it with the poster and press kit.
      What’s It Going to Take to Lock Up Drug Company Execs?
      A recent article in the New England Journal of Medicine reveals the shocking extent of how corrupt drug companies are.
      Delusional Downtown Divas
      Flintstones Bedrock City of Custer, SD
      Cut-Rate Flintstones Theme Park
      US porn industry seeks multi-billion dollar bailout
      Porn baron Larry Flynt is seeking a $5 billion bailout from Washington to rejuvenate the industry, which he says is suffering because of the economic downturn.
      The Art of the Prank : David Cerny: Detente Czech Style
      Art Pranks, Culture Jamming and Reality Hacking, Pranksters
      Adobe home found under Marin hippie commune
      There were two renowned drug busts in 1969. In one of them, narcotics agents demanded to know who owned all the pot they found. McCoy responded famously, “It belongs to God. I just smoke it.”
      AlJazeera’s Version of Amerikkka
      Blowjob X-Ray’s
      N.O.R.E. Goes Vegan
      Thanks Petey
      Andre Thomas, Texas Death Row Inmate, Pulls Out Eye, Eats it
      On death row for killin’ his wife ‘n daughter ‘n rippin’ their hearts out. “Thomas told police how he put his victims’ hearts in his pocket and left their apartment, took them home, put them in a plastic bag and threw them in the trash.”
      ‘I tripped and fell … honest’
      SHOCKED surgeons were forced to use their imagination after operating on woman with a huge can of hairspray stuck in her bum.
      Elderly Woman’s Shoes Grow Into Her Feet
      Is this new bio-tech?
      Man Covered In Feces Attacks Flight Attendant
      Thanks Ramon!


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