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‘Violence’ Becomes ‘Unruliness’ When It’s Sports Fans, Not BLM Protesters, Breaking Rules –

6 Elements of Police Spin: An Object Lesson in Copspeak

Kansas Republican lawmaker says black people can’t handle marijuana because of ‘their genetics’

Shocking video shows Brazilian prisoners queuing up to snort COCAINE 👃🏽❄

Man faces 5 years for sending 3 pounds of PCP to Save the Children

Data is the new lifeblood of capitalism – don’t hand corporate America control

‘Google and Facebook Are Watching Our Every Move Online. It’s Time To Make Them Stop’
Hyper-targeted advertising ba…

Amazon Treats it’s Employees Like Shit
Maybe your city shouldn’t want the company’s new headquarters

I’m sick of the ‘Stranger Things’ kids selling me stuff

Fuckouttahere Misfits Reunion! Not into revival acts.
Danzig is full Fat Vegas Elvis now.


A true Black Panther superhero, not some comic book trasha-true-black-panther-superhero-not-some-comic-book-trash-https-t-co-fdblq0vkmw

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Fuck War ✌✌🏻✌🏼✌🏽✌🏾✌🏿


Is the world gonna end because of some dude’s penile inadequacy?!

These psychedelic stickers blow AI minds

Take it from the insiders: Silicon Valley is eating your soul

Stop the tech madness!

Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to squirt coffee up your asshole using this $135 glass jar

On Stage at Show World – The Photographs of Vivienne Maricevic

Is Pop Music Becoming Louder, Simpler and More Repetitive?

Rapper ‘dying’ for his music gets Anne Frank face tattoo

Self-destructing thumb drives with smoke loads, glowing elements, tiny explosives

HBO, Starz, and other streaming services are cutting off parts of shots to change a film’s aspect ratio

How Hollywood’s Conservative “Street Artists” Troll the Industry

New Yorkers Can Now Stream Over 30,000 Films for Free with Their Library Cards


This is the only superhero film I’d ever wanna watch 💉

Dungeons & Dragons: Satanic Panic | Retro Report

Doctor man with the world’s longest todger is cheating because he stretches his foreskin

Cab Calloway’s “Hepster Dictionary,” a 1939 Glossary of the Lingo (the “Jive”) of the Harlem Renaissance

Jeopardy Deducts Prize for Saying ‘Gangster’ Not ‘Gangsta’ to Prove They Are Gs

Indie Bookstores Tell Us About Their Most Stolen Books #Bukowski

Awesome 80’s Teen Bedrooms


Interview with a serial SWATer

The DHS has illegally stuffed America’s airports full of $1B worth shitty, malfing facial-recognition tech

North Korea Designed A Nuke. So Did This Truck Driver

Subway has hit its peak and is now going the way of Blockbuster
Mystery meat, mushy and rotten vegetables

Rudy Ray Moore, Mark Mothersbaugh, Timothy Leary, Steve Albini, David Yow in ‘Duelin’ Firemen’

Shoplifters of the world unite!

Police Shoot & Kill Unarmed Man In ‘Swatting’, Blame Call of Duty Gamers Instead of Trigger Happy Militarized Cops

Lindsay Lohan, Grand Theft Auto V, the First Amendment, and the Right of Publicity

A prostitute gives birth and is back on the streets just 30 MINUTES later
Do you get a ‘throwing a hot dog down a hallway’ discount?…

The New Face of Meth


Cartoon villains often speak in foreign accents, sending a dangerous message to kids about diversity

Ayahuasca: A Skeptic’s Notes
(or The Shortcut to Eternity Leads Through Hell)

Dr. Phil Staff accused of feeding vulnerable addicts drugs & alcohol

Video: CNN Reporter Holds Joints, Lights Bong for Pot Smoker on Live New Year’s Eve Broadcast

Piece of Shit Jeff Sessions Rescinds Policies That Have Allowed States To Legalize Pot

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

‘I don’t drink’ – Steve Bannon 😂😂😂


Are you Robosexual or Robophobic?

‘Estrous females will mate with 4 to 16 males.’
American Red Squirrel



Fuck, this SUCKS! Usta see this dude all the time at the Sunset Coffee Bean #RIPWeHoJESUS

Kevin Short, West Hollywood Jesus

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Muted Star Wars, Trump, Marvel, & iPhone from my timeline, it’s like a breath of fresh air! 🔇💩

“We’re hallucinating all the time, It’s just that when we agree about our hallucinations, we call that reality.”

21 Savage “Jealous Of Lil Yachty Buys $300K Self Portrait Chain To Compete

Charges filed against Lake Central teacher accused of snorting drugs in class

Amazon Shitted On Yer Lawn

“Alien Down!”
Did the U.S. Air Force Shoot & Kill a Runaway Alien At Fort Dix New Jersey in 1978? 👽🔫

New York City Has Genetically Distinct ‘Uptown’ and ‘Downtown’ Rats

Facebook’s New Suicide Detection A.I., Could Put Innocent People Behind Bars

Kellyanne Conway always struck me as someone tweaking on Adderall #BigPharma

‘Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies’


The pleasure of remembering obsolete technologies

‘Break up Google and Facebook if you ever want innovation again’

All the Ways You Can Break Your Penis

Sir Richard Branson “motorboated” backing singer, Antonia Jenae, by sticking his face in her boobs and shaking it v…

Does Smoking Pot Affect The Taste Of Sperm?

Inside the Orgasm Lab

First smart condom collects data during sex to show men if they’re good in bed

Bio-engineered Plants May Be Spying on You

20 Year Old Chinese Video Game Streamer Reportedly Dies of Exhaustion After Months of Sleepless Nights

Inside Crackland: The Open-Air Drug Market That São Paulo Just Can’t Kick

Woman jailed after inmate boyfriend dies of meth-laden kiss

The Birthplace of American Vintage
How East Village shop Limbo made secondhand clothes cool

Jerry Butler shows the proper way to stuff a turkey

You Don’t Have Listen to the Government. Eat the Foods You Like.

Drug-Induced Nail Changes: Counting to 10

High-Ranking Male Primates Keep Wafting Their Sex Stink at Females, Who Hate It



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Hide It Or Ride It?

Harvey Weinstein Lookin’ Motherfuckerharvey-weinstein-lookin-motherfucker-httpst-coqe2rww6dns

This album keeps gettin’ better with age ‘n context –

Bill Cosby – Introduction – Downers And Uppers (From “Bill Co…

HIV-Positive Charlie Sheen Raped 13-Year-Old Corey Haim!

Man who sent prostitutes to neighbors’ door while he watched & masturbated is sentenced to 4 years in prison

Parents Told Police Their Daughter Is Being Held Against Her Will In R. Kelly’s “Cult”

Surviving R. Kelly’s Sex Cult

Sexually active students must be reported to law enforcement or state officials, Ore. school district says

DC-Area Upskirting Cases Spiking in Past 3 Years

Nose-Picking Masturbator Terrorizes NYC Subway Riders

Steven Seagal puts hand on 16-year-old Katherine Heigl’s breast

10 Best Pot Scenes In ’80s Movies

Which Countries Use the Most Cocaine?
Albania comes in at #1 with 2.5% of it’s population cokeheads

R.I.P Gorilla Glue, The Marijuana Strain That Lost Its Name To A Lawsuit

Japanese cops bust bonsai marijuana grower

Indiana man received gift-wrapped mannequin heads stuffed with meth in the mail

Apparently, The Knights Templar Were Medieval Europe’s Greatest Weed Dealers

Inside ‘DrugsLab’: Why the Netherlands pays these hot young people to get high on YouTube

‘Baking Soda Bombs’ Drinking Bleach Cleanse Pre Drug Test Trend for Meth Heads In South Dakota

How To Roll A Rose Blunt

Opioid Carfentanil Blotters

How Much Black Licorice Does It Take To Overdose?

O’naturel – Paris’ First NUDE Restaurant

Haribo Gummy Bears: sweetened with forced labor and abused animals

Death By Caramel

Mark Wahlberg Asked God to Forgive Him for Boogie Nights #FuckOuttaHere

Papa Johns Pizza, the breakfast of Nazis

Garbage In – Garbage Out
Trump Reportedly Can’t Get Enough McDonald’s at the White House

Donald Trump found inside dog’s ear

Shitty Drawing of the Empire State Building by Donald Trump Sells for $16,000

Have you heard of the Citibike Knockout Game?

What’s buried in Washington Square Park?
20,000 People!

Prop Town: The Fake Rooftop Suburb that Hid a Whole WWII Airplane Factory

Strasbourg Cathedral’s Antique Graffiti

Art galleries hit by cyber crime wave

Facebook founder Sean Parker unloads on Facebook “exploiting” human weakness

Robots that play with children’s emotions

‘The Winner of the Amazon Headquarters Might End Up Being the Biggest Loser’

Somebody wrote an email bot to waste scammers’ time

Super Hacker George Hotz—I Can Make Your Car Drive Itself for Under $1,000

With Camera Permission, iPhone Apps Can Surreptitiously Take Pictures and Videos

Legendary Phone Phreak Captain Crunch (and Steve Wozniak) Write New Book: ‘Beyond the Little Blue Box’

Boredom & The science of the wandering mind

Music and Memory – Why the music we love as teens stays with us for life

Coil – Complete “Hellraiser” OST/Sessions (1985-1986)

Ramones Louisville Slugger


You too can own a promotional Ramones ‘switchblade’ from 1977!

By The Numbers: How Often Do Rappers Mention Themselves?

To any rapper who wants to be a rock star,
please refer to the Lil Wayne rock album
(Stay in yer lane)


Kid Rock: ‘Fuck no, I’m not running for Senate’
‘Trump is the fucking shit’

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Vampire Billionaires


⬤ VALIE EXPORT. Action Pants: Genital Panic. 1969

⬤ $1,000 Bagel Is Back in New York City! 💸

⬤ Vampire Billionaires 😈💉
The Secretive Family Making Billions From the Opioid Crisis

⬤ E-cigs are being adapted to smoke heroin, crack cocaine and ecstasy to make detection harder

⬤ How to Win a War on Drugs

⬤ People Are Dying Because of Ignorance, not Because of Opioids

⬤ ‘Of course it’s loaded you stupid shit’
Final words of GHB user who was fatally shot during drug-fuelled 3some

⬤ RIP Mr. Lahey from Trailer Park Boys


Equifax Deserves the Corporate Death Penalty

⬤ The opioid epidemic: How Congress and drug company lobbyists worked to neutralize the DEA

⬤ Drink Up: High Lead Levels Found in Two InfoWars Supplements

⬤ Monster Marijuana Plants In Oregon

⬤ Dumbass with ‘I love ketamine’ bumper sticker is pulled over… and busted for K

⬤ What happens when you take LSD & the visuals don’t stop?
Hallucinogen Persisting Perception Disorder

⬤ Meth-Laced 7Up Reportedly Found in Mexico

⬤ Synthetic Pot Laced With Formaldehyde Raises Concern In Dallas

⬤ Scientists grow human mini-brains in lab then dose them with psychedelic drugs

⬤ Only A Handful Of People In History Have Ever Overdosed On LSD. This Is What Happened To Them

⬤ An anarchist takes on the drug industry — by teaching patients to make their own meds

⬤ Deep In the Heart Of The Congo, Pygmie Tribes Are Selling Weed To Survive

⬤ Some consider the Sajama Lines to be the largest artwork in the world

⬤ A Visual History Of Video Companies In The 80’s #VHS

⬤ Police Reportedly Claim a Brooklyn Teen Consented to Sex in Custody. That’s Impossible.

⬤ ‘Dead Serious’ Pennsylvania GOP Mayoral Candidate Determined to Enact ‘Narco Bunnies’ Plan to Sniff Out Drugs

⬤ Someone Is Trying to Knock the Dark Web Drug Trade Offline

⬤ Murderer Of Children Can’t Be Cremated To “Witches’ Sabbath” portion of Hector Berlioz’s Symphonie Fantastique

⬤ How Hippies Put on the Worst Music Festival in History

⬤ Eggs are the future

⬤ Bigfoot Dildo

⬤ Is Nirvana Punk?

⬤ Is Nirvana punk?

⬤ Did Post Malone’s “Rockstar” Get To #1 By Gaming The Billboard System?

⬤ Hustler Founder Larry Flynt Offers $10M for Info Leading to Trump’s Impeachment

⬤ Harmony Korine’s Newest Stoner Comedy “The Beach Bum” Will Have Weed Smell-O-Vision

⬤ Warning of ‘ecological Armageddon’ after dramatic plunge in insect numbers

⬤ Praying mantis watching TV

⬤ Russian Artist (best known for nailing his scrotum to the ground on Moscow’s Red Square) Burns French Bank

⬤ How Superstitions and Myths Affect Animal Conservation

⬤ The Tree That Owns Itself 🌲

⬤ Take A Peek Inside The Transient, Beautiful Lives Of Emerald Triangle Trimmers (Photos) #Trimmigrants

Pot farmer’s dreams go up in smoke during California wildfires 🔥🍁🔥

Are Mexican Cartels Behind California’s Wildfires?

⬤ Fire, Brimstone, and Dioxin: Toxic Smoke from Wine Country Wildfires Threatens Cannabis Crop and Public Health

⬤ Suspects’ phones led Northwest investigators to carcasses in one of the biggest poaching cases they’ve ever seen

⬤ Police warn 3 drugs could explode onto local streets

⬤ Philip K. Dick’s High Life – LSD & Speed

⬤ Magic mushrooms may ‘reset’ the brains of depressed patients

⬤ Mobile Phone Companies Appear To Be Selling Your Location To Almost Anyone

⬤ The new urban legend ‘White Van’?
Bizarre Drone Tries To Lure Kids Off School Playground In Ohio

⬤ Scientists Can Read a Bird’s Brain and Predict Its Next Song

⬤ Everything Is Fake: Top 40 Pieces Of Fakery In Our World

⬤ Adolf Hitler’s underpants have been sold for $6,737 at an auction in the US

⬤ The Bizarre Story of How Trump Won’t Stop Claiming a Fake Renoir Painting He Owns Is Real

⬤ Thief in a suitcase robs bus baggage in Paris

⬤ War of the Worlds (1953) Pressbook

⬤ Found: The Elaborate Coal Belt Buckles of First-Century Women Warriors

⬤ Biohacker Josiah Zayner is injecting himself with self-edited DNA at home

Los Angeles Eyebrows


Man behind infamous ‘alien autopsy’ video finally reveals the whole truth behind it

⬤ Little Green Men from UFOs? POW WWII mural at Wright Patt a mystery

⬤ Controversial ‘Head Transplant’ Doctor Claims Success In Animal Experiments

⬤ Tech bro founds a religious organization seeking “a Godhead based on Artificial Intelligence”

⬤ Deep Purple’s “Smoke on Water” one of the first two songs to be encoded into the very fabric of life via DNA editing

⬤ Even Pokémon Go used by extensive Russian-linked meddling effort

⬤ How Facebook Outs Sex Workers

⬤ Can You be Hacked by the World Around You?

⬤ For sale: (1) Chuck E. Cheese’s animatronic band

⬤ Camping With John Waters and His Band of ‘Filthy Freaks’

⬤ Weinstein: “just stand there and shut up” before reportedly ejaculating into a potted plant

⬤ Hollywood’s long ugly history with sexual harassment

⬤ Pussycat Doll ‘I Wasn’t In a Girl Group, I Was in a Prostitution Ring’: Pop Super Star Exposes Hollywood Sex Slavery

⬤ A man with a tattoo on his forehead that reads, “I’m a pornstar & I fuck teen sluts” Arrested On Groping Allegation

⬤ Where ‘Hitler’ doesn’t mean anything
“Hitler: Reloaded” Clothing

⬤ The Lost Worlds of Wim Wenders’s Polaroids

⬤ Who vacations in war zones?

⬤ Every crate digger’s nightmare:
Record store has ‘Whipped Cream and Other Delights’ and nothing else

⬤ Someone cosplayed the Javits Center at this year’s New York Comic-Con (which is held at the Javits Center)

⬤ Driverless Cars Are Giving Engineers a Headache
Need power for 50 to 100 laptops continuously running in the trunk

⬤ The Documentary, Beats, Rhymes and Justice: Hip Hop on Rikers Island

⬤ Haah, Superchunk cover Corrosion Of Conformity ‘Mad World’

⬤ The Insane Story of How Pimp C Hated the “Big Pimpin” Beat, Refused to Travel for Video Shoot

⬤ Preacher Destroys Eminem and Defends Trump

⬤ Kodak Black Diamond Teeth Wont Stop Bleeding At Dentist Office

⬤ Young Thug Starts MAKING OUT with Lil Uzi Vert’s New YSL Chain!
Nice Marilyn Manson piece, duuude.

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America Is Number One Again!* *In mass shootings

America Is Number One Again!*

*In mass shootings

A Sick Country Filled With Guns

Thoughts & Prayers: The Game

What is your favorite drug cocktail?

Gordon Ramsay: I’ve Been Asked to Dust Soufflés with Cocaine

This is the video supposedly of Dolphins offensive line coach Chris Foerster snorting coke before a meeting…

Brazil’s Latest Outbreak of Drug Gang Violence Highlights the Real Culprit: the War on Drugs

Man allegedly drugged on “Cloud 9” repeatedly headbutts a bus window

“Worse Than Big Tobacco”: How Big Pharma Fuels the Opioid Epidemic


Woman expecting yoga mat, gets 20,000 oxycodone pills, worth roughly $400,000, in mail instead

The accidental invention of the Illuminati conspiracy

Ghostface Killah Is Starting a Cryptocurrency Company
Crypto Rules Everything Around Me

Swallow the Leader: Amusingly titled, tawdry gay pulp novels of the 50s & 60s

Andy Votel: Gallic Magnetic and the Fractional Crystallization of Space Rock

Glenn Danzig’s hand-painted Misfits gloves can be yours—opening bid $10K

You Can Now Replace Your Pet with a Tail-Wagging Robot Pillow

Shocking footage emerges of genetically altered mutant Hulk-like boars out of Cambodia

Amazon Alexa Gives Tells Little Boy to Look for Porn

‘Our minds can be hijacked’: the tech insiders who fear a smartphone dystopia

Leaked audio tape: Harvey Weinstein sexually abuses Ambra Gutierrez

Joey Skaggs: The OG Fake News King #Pranks

Tomb of Santa Claus Found in Turkey

Watch a Top EPA Nominee Embarrass Himself With Feigned Ignorance of Basic Facts

The Grim Crime-Scene Dollhouses Made by the ‘Mother of Forensics’

Woman Injects Herself with 3.5 Million-Year-Old Bacteria to Stay Young

To Build Central Park, Manhattan Destroyed a Community

Bold Eagles: Angry Birds Are Ripping $80,000 Drones Out of the Sky

Commit a crime? Your Fitbit, key fob or pacemaker could snitch on you

Google and Facebook Have Failed Us

How AOL Instant Messenger Shaped the Sexuality of a Generation

Screwdriving. Locating and exploiting smart adult toys by hijacking easily discovered Bluetooth


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‘Real Thick Vagina’

‘The greatest drug fiends in the world’: An American opioid crisis — in 1908

The 50 most dangerous medicinal drugs

Watch a ‘shake and bake’ meth lab blow up 💥

New drug test can detect cocaine in a fingerprint in seconds

Inside look into the rise and fall of the research chemical market

Judge frees man charged with possessing 441 bricks of heroin

Nikki Sixx: Take it from a recovering addict, a lot more could be done to end the opioid crisis

Led Zeppelin watch a couple have sex on top of their gold records at a Stockholm sex club in 1973

Camille Paglia on Hugh Hefner’s Legacy, Trump’s Masculinity and Feminism’s Sex Phobia

Google, Facebook may have to reveal deepest algorithm secrets

Something is Terribly Wrong With Many “Kids” Videos on YouTube

Facebook Blocks Chinese Billionaire Who Tells Tales of Corruption #Censorship #FuckFacebook

Is the Machine Hive Mind Safe?

Nest Founder: “I Wake Up In Cold Sweats Thinking, What Did We Bring To The World?”

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Stinkin’ Linkin’

Golden retriever discovers $85,000 worth of black tar heroin in backyard

Are People Really Falling Ill from Touching Fentanyl? In Most Cases, Scientists Say No

Naked prison inmates were filmed being forced to fight like hounds for zombie drug fix

Can Ants Become Addicted To Drugs? 💉🐜

Nabisco’s X-rated toy scandal of 1971
‘The Victim’

North Korea keeps saying it might give up its nukes — but most news outlets won’t tell you that

‘Data is the new oil’: Your personal information is now the world’s most valuable commodity

How Hate Groups Forced Online Platforms to Reveal Their True Nature

Using Plastic Bags Is Now Illegal — And Punishable By Jail Time — In Kenya

WTF Kim Gordon x UGGs

A Global Fish War is Coming

Greg Dark: ‘Porn Is Dead. Long Live The Dark Bros.’

How the New York Stock Exchange Gave Abbie Hoffman His Start in Guerrilla Theater

Nitrous Mafia ‘Hippie Crack’

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