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Stevie Nicks shows how to kick attackers in 1983 self-defense manual https://t.co/V5U6fGrM2D

Faking ‘wokeness’: how advertising targets millennial liberals for profit https://t.co/t3SFcgkNKz

The vagina charlatans of Etsy https://t.co/SoGKam7V2T

Two camels in Dubai fuck in the middle of the road https://t.co/rlz6FWFGMd

Archive of Rock Scene magazine (1973-1982) https://t.co/dV74GksUwW

Gregg Allman Was A Junkie Snitch https://t.co/miWYUYRvFF

NJ 8th graders refuse to take a photo with Paul Ryan because they don’t “want to be associated with him” https://t.co/hoyVRj5zZs

Why Didn’t Jared and Ivanka Report Their Art Collection?
Including ‘paired paintings by Nate Lowman and Dan Colen’ https://t.co/CTTg9sthC8

Ontario Giant Rubber Duck Is Counterfeit, Says Artist Who Created Other Giant Rubber Duck https://t.co/CTG1Lz3Fl9

A saint’s brain is stolen and Catholics pray for its return https://t.co/IQW0CvGqRV

An Irate Man Shuts Down a City Building For A Day With Bedbugs #WeaponizedBedBugs https://t.co/4GpF0xVhT9

Jewel Wasps are Neurosurgeons Who Zombify Cockroaches So Their Babies Can Eat Them From the Inside Out https://t.co/Z46FpOffgn

This Anti-Aging Start-Up Is Paying Thousands of Dollars for Teen Blood https://t.co/CjFoKdsed9

Microwaved Glow stick blows up in kid’s face
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The Dark Side of Laughter https://t.co/rWQJB3BUNy

Pigeon Highheel Fetish

Man Smokes ‘Skunk’ Cannabis, Cuts Off Penis, Stabs Mom https://t.co/uqbAkA6ITp

Even moderate drinking can damage the brain, claim researchers https://t.co/pIsCJnLqz7

Footage of how a Chinese factory made fake Budweiser beers will gross you out https://t.co/KQqU6akFKV

A fetish leathercrafters journal: Posture Collar Step-by-Step https://t.co/ls5sA19q3A

Instagram Voted Worst Social Media Site for Mental Health https://t.co/MfmCFYsVFL

Squirrel King

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Rock-Hard Doom Boner

Swipe right for … a sperm donor?
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Tinder-style online dating apps ‘lower your self-esteem’ https://t.co/zrsGrJCTmf

All mammals take ~12 seconds to poop. – Hydrodynamics of defecation https://t.co/VA6G6VpF0F

How Beauty Evolves – duck sex, dancing birds, and human orgasms https://t.co/jbwJMcmKqP

SHOCK VIDEO: Elderly Woman Attacked At ‘Block Boyz’ Pool Party in Florida, Thrown Into Pool With Her Dogs https://t.co/LNVLDPs7NT

Humans Are Pretty Great Smellers, Neuroscientist Argues https://t.co/hdkD9SdNSa

When Charities Go Horribly Wrong – CharityWatch Hall of Shame https://t.co/8XurPnMVmr

Taser will use police body camera videos “to anticipate criminal activity” https://t.co/EuANeKsQWH

Top NSA Whistleblower: Ransomware Hack Due to “Swindle of the Taxpayers” by Intelligence Agencies https://t.co/M8WjHC8hkj

Deer caught eating human remains for first time
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Everyone on Earth has been irradiated by Fukushima — “Shocking new study reveals true extent of global impact” https://t.co/gSQVwa1GNU

Why do North Koreans hate us? One reason — they remember the Korean War https://t.co/wKa3pZURX4

This Strung-Out Dope Pusher Peddled Pills for Big Pharma https://t.co/WPStfKD6wJ

The heroin business is booming in America https://t.co/F1cnlVGCcb

Cop fakes body cam footage, prosecutors drop drug charges https://t.co/UaGi4psg8d

White Cop subjected to racial taunts on the job after genetic test on Ancestry.com says he’s 18% BLACK
https://t.co/OrRSh2YciG

When everybody realizes Walmart doesn’t have enough security to stop everybody #Looting https://t.co/rPNs1ROpmM

The ACLU to travelers: Maybe don’t go to Texas right now https://t.co/QAfTHGoWgq

You Can’t Say That on Television (Colbert Edition) https://t.co/3G7L2da8L3

Cut / Paste: The sample legacy of Computer World, Kraftwerk’s most influential album https://t.co/1vg63GcLQR

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Poison Ivy Smoothie

Man says his 18.9-inch penis is a disability that forces him to live off food banks https://t.co/EMmEkBiOaL

‘World’s oldest porn star’ reveals the secret to his amazing stamina – EGGS!!!
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Koro aka Genital Retraction Syndrome https://t.co/zLqBV1y9YL

Truck Stop Pornographic Eight Track Tapes
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I Am Woman, See Me Bleed: From Tampon Taboo To The Pro-period Movement
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A guide to why your world is a hallucination https://t.co/kA43c4bOR3

First Evidence for Higher State of Consciousness Under The Influence of Psychedelic Drugs Found https://t.co/s8jB88f030

Microdosing: People who take LSD with breakfast
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Why People Are Intentionally Overdosing on an Anti-Diarrhea Drug https://t.co/JISfkSWBPC

Soft, smooth and steady: How Xanax turned American music into pill-pop https://t.co/GwMRCXNEaz

Photo published for 'Neo-Nazi furries' uproar causes convention cancelation

‘Neo-Nazi furries’ uproar causes convention cancelation
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The Movie Date That Solidified J.R.R. Tolkien’s Hatred of Walt Disney
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NJ Man Spent Days Getting High in Home With Corpse https://t.co/Y3elUzkRfi

Motörhead Video Game

The woman whose phone ‘misdiagnosed HIV’ https://t.co/BUtkcLx3z7

New York City’s Museum of Trash Rescued by a Sanitation Worker https://t.co/uhacpbOeC7

Would these hyper-realistic masks fool a facial recognition system? https://t.co/F2kbaUVM6T

WikiLeaks: The Afghan Tunnels The US Just Bombed — “They Were Built By The CIA” https://t.co/7LC9PyzUmX

Is Social Media Making Us Hate Each Other?
‘dissimilarity cascades’ https://t.co/otftg8R1U0

Dark Patterns are tricks used in websites and apps that make you buy or sign up for things that you didn’t mean to https://t.co/EUeILbzco2

Tricking Artificial Intelligence – The tiny changes that can cause AI to fail https://t.co/7HkbDECICx

Will the high-tech cities of the future be utterly lonely? https://t.co/7AkOfWXeX1

Tom Byron – A Life Choice: Podcast 67 – The Rialto Report https://t.co/XA1FvZGcxj

Dr. Oz criticized for airing show on Philadelphia heroin encampment https://t.co/V10dP1GzkM

In custody battle, Infowars’ Alex Jones argues he is a ‘performance artist’ & ‘playing a character’ https://t.co/hLGi22f9Pt

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My fave hoe-tel, The Liberty Inn, Early 80’s

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I Talk Dirty To My Houseplants

This fish’s venomous bite is like heroin 🐟💉
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Junkie parrots flying high on drugs are annoying farmers by plundering poppy fields to feed their opium addiction
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Ancient Armies Waged War With Hallucinogenic Honey https://t.co/myDWjEdB2f

Cosby on seducing women: ‘They need chemicals’
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Mystery of how sperm swim revealed in mathematical formula
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A frame grab from a video of the “men only” seat on the Mexico City Metro, part of a campaign against sexual harassment.

‘Penis Seat’ Causes Double Takes on Mexico City Subway
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Indonesian man’s body found inside python
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Medics fired for twerking next to nude, unconscious patient
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Unicode supports Blackulas now
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Photo published for Is the APOCALYPSE coming? Mystery ‘fire rainbow’ in sky sparks fears WORLD is ending

Mystery ‘fire rainbow’ in sky sparks fears of APOCALYPSE
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This 18-Year-Old Would Not Sell Urban Outfitters 10,000 Of His Hats https://t.co/M83ThPKcvV

Tyrannosaurus rex was a sensitive lover, scientists find  https://t.co/KYzL7IVIAs

Photo published for Homemade Monsters: DIY horror movie makeup from 1965

Homemade Monsters: DIY horror movie makeup from 1965
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‘Chemsex’ Is Sex + Drugs
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Dentist traded root canals for meth, peddled child porn, into bestiality: feds https://t.co/K63UrFtAL6

Photo published for 82-year-old woman still turning the tables as world's oldest DJ

82-year-old woman still turning the tables as world’s oldest club DJ https://t.co/4abVTjZRR7

“Universal adversarial preturbation” undetectably alters images so AI can’t recognize them
https://t.co/59g8Ebk6i3

Mexico invents cloud which rains tequila
https://t.co/qLBlFhNAcz

What’s Really Inside Your Cannabis Vape Cartridge?
https://t.co/9uDLbmkZIt


Internet users raise funds to buy lawmakers’ browsing histories in protest
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Facial recognition database used by FBI is out of control, House committee hears https://t.co/4ZCt6KLc6r

Eight Forgotten New York Rollercoasters
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Klaus Nomi and Joey Arias dancing in Fiorucci windows NYC – Real People

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Assassin in a Mini Skirt

A Neuroscientist Explains Why Donald Trump Needs LSD
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People are freezing their genitals to ‘spice up’ their sex life – and improve their appearance
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Are ‘thigh brows’ the new cleavage? Model drops jaws with intimate folds
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Man Finds $12,000 of Cocaine In His Nestle Quik Container
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Assassin in a mini skirt #LOL
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‘Prenup’ For Sex Tapes Could Save You From Revenge Porn
https://t.co/JLgwfnJr3L

Utah Couple Charged With Drone Peeping
https://t.co/UXQBjHtZRA

Scientists Use Stem Cells To Grow Animal-Free Pork In a Lab
https://t.co/u0mcogplO1

Popular Painkiller Acetaminophen aka Tylenol is Proven to Dull Human Empathy and Joy
https://t.co/NI1gctCi0D

Master Prankster Joey Skaggs on Fake News (and he should know)
https://t.co/ljUVbRBkXo

‘Racist’ Gay Porn Star with Nazi Tattoos Arrested in Texas Meth Raid
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Live Cockroach Pulled From Inside Indian Woman’s Skull
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Bacterial infection linked to rat urine in NYC 🐀☣
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Disease ‘superspreaders’ accounted for nearly two-thirds of Ebola cases, study finds
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2 Women Try To Sneak 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Into U.S.
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Vintage guitar ads featuring hot chicks with big hair
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Sex doesn’t sell any more, activism does. And don’t the big brands know it
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Meet The London Punks That Grew Up
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New York Governor Cuomo Opposes Legal Weed, While Helping His Alcohol Industry Donors
https://t.co/ceKnbx4Ake

TSA employees arrested for cocaine smuggling
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Illegal Drug Trade Essential to Geopolitics, Says Former Diplomat
https://t.co/OLzY2jNfyl

Trump Singles – A Dating Site Catering Exclusively to Trump Supporters
https://t.co/62HqDIN37h

Andvinyly – Press your ashes into a vinyl record
https://t.co/oqDUbWUpQE

Stalkscan makes it easy to do highly specific searches on Facebook
https://t.co/UN0C8Na0M8

Your Personal Facebook Live Videos Can Legally End Up on TV
https://t.co/0nYlO9f90S

Longtime SF DJ Builds Online Archive Of ’80s And ’90s Club Mixes From Long-Gone Nightclubs
https://t.co/ih2NwfQ8lj

The Move’s Magnetic Waves of Sound (or ‘The Move: Most Underrated Band of All Freaking Time?’)
https://t.co/3EkyGRt9fG

Getting All Your News From Facebook Is Like Eating Only Potato Chips
https://t.co/H9xbwxhjfD

Match.com lonely heart ‘kept as slave after falling for man she met on dating website’
https://t.co/W5PKuOQIVp

The Andy Warhol episode of ‘The Love Boat’
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Face Recognition + Mandatory Police Body Cameras = Mass Surveillance
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Army Lifts Ban on Dreadlocks #Irie
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‘Puff, puff, pass’: How dolphins are using blowfish to get high
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Yugoslavian Computer Magazine Cover Girls of the 1980s-90s
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Excessive Radiation Inside Fukushima Fries Clean-Up Robot
https://t.co/HCLQHz5SWi

The theory that smoking banana peels will get you high is one of the original pieces of fake news 🍌💨
https://t.co/FuIVPsVrMl

John Waters: ‘A new kind of anarchy is going to happen next’
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Obamacare

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FUCK 2017

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Optical Illusion helps you see your alpha brain waves blogs.discovermagazine.com/neuroskeptic/2…

CHS cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome Mysterious illness tied to marijuana use on the rise in states with legal weed cbsnews.com/news/mysteriou…

Psychiatrists Must Face Possibility That Medications Hurt More Than They Help blogs.scientificamerican.com/cross-check/ps…

Jeans Laser Washing Machine | Laser Engraving youtu.be/RHe32gwa7rA

Johnny Paycheck Tweekin’ on Dukes of Hazzard youtu.be/mx_o2HhWuUs
 
[Stay Away From] The Cocaine Train (Live) youtu.be/PpVOGse_C10?li…

Kids v Cops 

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White House: Robots may take half of our jobs, and we should embrace it on.mktw.net/2hds5pa
 
Humans marrying robots? Experts say it’s really coming fortune.com/2016/12/26/hum…
 
If You Want to Be Happy, Quit Facebook blogs.discovermagazine.com/neuroskeptic/2…
 
Portraits Of… 70’s & 80’s CHOLAS Culture cvltnation.com/portraits-of-7…
 
Behind the Scenes at the Melody Burlesk:Unpublished Photos – 70’s Times Square Strippers #OGNYC therialtoreport.com/2016/11/06/mel…
 
Android Malware Used to Hack and Steal a Tesla Car bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/…
 
Shazam Keeps Your Mac’s Microphone Always On, Even When You Turn It Off motherboard.vice.com/read/shazam-ke…
 
‘High-frequency audio ‘beacons’ are embedded into TV commercials or browser ads’
newscientist.com/article/211076…
 
Guzzling Too Many Energy Drinks Can Cause Hepatitis blogs.discovermagazine.com/d-brief/2016/1…
 
Kevin Gates Sentenced To 6 Months In Jail For Kicking Female Fan — hiphopdx.com/news/id.41029/…
 
London Vinyl Listening Clubs w/ Half-Million Dollar Sound Systems nytimes.com/2016/10/31/art…
 
Countdown To Armageddon
youtu.be/AFDUYpytFrI?t=…
 
 

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HE VIRTUALLY RUBBED MY CROTCH

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‘HE VIRTUALLY RUBBED MY CROTCH’ Woman ‘sexually assaulted’ in virtual reality by pervert cyber-groper thesun.co.uk/news/2044694/w…

Scrotox: A growing trend which makes testicles appear larger & decreases sweating & wrinkling costs $1,500-$3,000 hollywoodreporter.com/news/scrotox-h…

Man claims son was eaten by fellow inmates during riot in Venezuelan prison latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/20…

Semi-naked man found dead on Spanish airport bench with deli meat on his buttocks, genitals in tuna can globalnews.ca/news/3021746/s…

Motherless babies possible as scientists create live offspring without need for female egg telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/0…

That $100,000 Painting Bought to Flip Is Now Worth About $20,000 bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

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Apple Removed Headphone Jack From New iPhones Because It Owns Largest Bluetooth Headphone Company m.slashdot.org/story/316039

Twitter is now worth less than its Chinese clone techinasia.com/twitter-worth-…

Go Murica! UN Says Opium Production up 43% in Afghanistan This Year thedailysheeple.com/go-murica-un-s…

“Social experiment” YouTuber caught faking racist video boingboing.net/2016/10/19/soc…

I Support the Heroes that Robbed Kim Kardashian disinfo.com/2016/10/suppor…

🇺🇸USA! USA!🇺🇸 🏈🔫

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“Redd’s on a date, making out with his lady, and she says, ‘Redd, kiss me where it stinks.’ Redd says, ‘So I took her to El Segundo.’”

Masturbating in public is not illegal, Italy’s highest court rules telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/0…

US diplomats ‘given date rape drug by Russian officials’ telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/0…

Hitler’s Narcotics were supplied by a doctor known as ‘the Reich injection master’ dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3…

Kolokol-1 is a synthetic opioid developed for use as an aerosolizable incapacitating agent en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolokol-1

Banker Rurik Jutting, 31, is then said to have made her lick a toilet before sawing through her neck, dismembered her body thesun.co.uk/news/2035675/r…

The Party’s OVER!

In the 1900s, Being a ‘Cigarette Fiend’ Was a Legitimate Defense for Murder atlasobscura.com/articles/in-th…

20th century snapshots capture people proudly showing off their vinyl records mashable.com/2016/10/15/hol…

The day when police zap suspects from the sky with drones carrying stun guns may be nearing marketwatch.com/story/a-police…

Top 10 Sober Rappers thefix.com/top-10-sober-r…

Mysterious hallucination-causing illness seemingly spread by touch hits US hospital aol.com/article/news/2…

Maserati Hearse boingboing.net/2016/10/24/mas…

Uber Accused of Cashing In On Bomb Explosion By Jacking Rates m.slashdot.org/story/316385

Uber’s ad-toting drones are heckling drivers stuck in traffic technologyreview.com/s/602662/ubers…

Dystopian Ant World weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/…

Ants get addicted to morphine nature.com/nature/journal…

350 Pigeons Found Flying Freely Inside Long Island Home 🐦🐦🐦 newyork.cbslocal.com/2016/09/15/350…

Do trees have brains? dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3…

Russian scientists are ‘besieged’ by polar bears at a remote Arctic post washingtonpost.com/news/worldview…

‘Great Pacific garbage patch’ far bigger than imagined, aerial survey shows theguardian.com/environment/20…

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