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▲ Drake Fan Tattoo
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▲ Is Newt Gingrich’s EMP Doomsday a Reality?
Citing the specter that has been hanging over us since the Cold War, he believes the U.S. is vulnerable to an electromagnetic pulse — or EMP for short. A nuclear weapon could be detonated above North America, reasons Gingrich, and the resulting electronic interference would render the nation’s power grid, satellites, computers etc., useless. Death and mayhem would ensue. It would be a bit like “Mad Max,” but with less ’70’s hairdos. “Without adequate preparation, we would basically lose our civilization in a matter of seconds,” he said during a 2009 conference. The situation is apparently so dire that Gingrich co-wrote a doomsday book on the topic, called “One Second After.” Although game developers take the effect of EMP damage for granted, what are the realities of a space-based nuclear detonation?
▲ Man gets 6 years in bondage sex, burned body case
Mark Andrew Rice pleaded guilty to arson and desecrating a corpse and was sentenced Monday to six years in prison for burning the truck and the body of Natasha Carpenter. Two years of the sentence were suspended for time served. Rice, 49, was a long-haul truck driver when he met Carpenter at a truck stop in Texas. He fell in love after several encounters along his rout and bought her an engagement ring, popping the question Sept. 15, 2009. As part of their celebration in Barstow, Calif., Carpenter agreed to let him bind her arms and legs and put a gag in her mouth as he acted out a fantasy, Rice told police. When he found her dead, Rice panicked and bought “all the meth his dealer had” and drove to Kiln, Miss., the body in the truck’s cab under a tarp, he told police.
▲ Hackers (According to Stock Photo Sites)
▲ How Homeland Security Helped Jamaica Massacre 73 Civilians
the disastrous raid to arrest Jamaican druglord Christopher “Dudus” Coke. At the DEA’s insistence, Jamaican authorities reluctantly raided Tivoli Gardens, the West Kingston slum Coke ran as a de facto governor, two years ago. Coke didn’t turn up, but Jamaican police officers killed 73 civilians, many of them allegedly in cold blood. A Department of Homeland Security surveillance plane was overhead the whole time. Coverage at the time portrayed the raid as a military-style showdown between Coke’s heavily fortified forces and Jamaican shock troops. But Schwartz, who spent three months in and around Tivoli Gardens reconstructing the battle, reports that Coke’s forces actually faded away shortly after the conflict began. Jamaican security forces claimed that many of the civilian casualties—among them a 25-year-old American citizen—were Coke’s gunmen. But they only recovered six guns. Only one police officer was killed.
▲ Dear Congress, It’s No Longer OK To Not Know How The Internet Works
We get it. You think you can be cute and old-fashioned by openly admitting that you don’t know what a DNS server is. You relish the opportunity to put on a half-cocked smile and ask to skip over the techno-jargon, conveniently masking your ignorance by making yourselves seem better aligned with the average American joe or jane — the “non-nerds” among us. But to anyone of moderate intelligence that tuned in to yesterday’s Congressional mark-up of SOPA, the legislation that seeks to fundamentally change how the internet works, you kind of just looked like a bunch of jack-asses.
▲ Hidden Industry Dupes Social Media Users
A trawl of Chinese crowdsourcing websites—where people can earn a few pennies for small jobs such as labeling images—has uncovered a multimillion-dollar industry that pays hundreds of thousands of people to distort interactions in social networks and to post spam. The report’s authors, at the University of California, Santa Barbara, also found evidence that crowdsourcing sites in the U.S. are similarly dominated by ethically questionable jobs. They conclude that the rapid growth of this way of making money will make paid shills a serious security problem for websites and those who use them around the world.
▲ Iran hijacked US drone, says Iranian engineer (Video)
In an exclusive interview, an engineer working to unlock the secrets of the captured RQ-170 Sentinel says they exploited a known vulnerability and tricked the US drone into landing in Iran. Iranian electronic warfare specialists were able to cut off communications links of the American bat-wing RQ-170 Sentinel, says the engineer, who works for one of many Iranian military and civilian teams currently trying to unravel the drone’s stealth and intelligence secrets, and who could not be named for his safety.
▲ Coming soon: Ubiquitous surveillance from Big Brother’s wayback machine
As the price of digital storage drops and the technology to tap electronic communication improves, authoritarian governments will soon be able to perform retroactive surveillance on anyone within their borders, according to a Brookings Institute report. These regimes will store every phone call, instant message, email, social media interaction, text message, movements of people and vehicles and public surveillance video and mine it at their leisure, according to “Recording Everything: Digital Storage as an Enabler of Authoritarian Government,” written by John Villaseno, a senior fellow at Brookings and a professor of electrical engineering at UCLA. That will enable shadowing people’s movements and communications that took place before the individuals became suspects, he says.
▲ Controversial Air Force casket photo prompts investigation
The Air Force has launched an investigation into a controversial photo that shows several non-commissioned officers posing with an open casket, in which a fellow airman poses with a noose around his neck and chains over his body. The Air Force Times received a copy of the photo over email, which includes the caption, “Da Dumpt, Da Dumpt …. Sucks 2 Be U.” The casket is similar to those used to transport deceased U.S. soldiers home from the battlefield.
▲ Wisconsin Man Convicted For “Planking” Spree
When confronted by cops, Hart (pictured in the above mug shot) said that the images were done “to get laughs.” He then went on to claim that a specific image had been “Photo Shopped,” according to a City of Manitowoc Police report. Judge Steven Olson fined Hart $303 for his “planking” escapades, which were photographed by his brother Ryan, who himself faces a disorderly conduct trial next week. Ryan Hart apparently upset cops by lying across a police memorial monument in front of the county jail. An officer compared the act to going to a cemetery and “planking” atop a gravestone.
▲ Iraq war ends with a $4 trillion IOU
The nine-year-old Iraq war came to an official end on Thursday, but paying for it will continue for decades until U.S. taxpayers have shelled out an estimated $4 trillion.
▲ Scientists develop software that can map dreams
A team of Japanese scientists have created a device that enables the processing and imaging of thoughts and dreams as experienced in the brain to appear on a computer screen. While researchers have so far only created technology that can reproduce simple images from the brain, the discovery paves the way for the ability to unlock people’s dreams and other brain processes. A spokesman at ATR Computational Neuroscience Laboratories said: “It was the first time in the world that it was possible to visualise what people see directly from the brain activity. “By applying this technology, it may become possible to record and replay subjective images that people perceive like dreams.” The scientists, lead by chief researcher Yukiyaso Kamitani, focused on the image recognition procedures in the retina of the human eye.
▲ Alien Cheerleaders: Seven of 16 convicted in cheerleader smuggling case
On Sept. 30, the group of 16 aliens traveled from Cali, Colombia to Miami International Airport pretending to be a cheerleading team attending a competition in South Florida. The group also used fraudulent documents to illegally enter the country, Yglesias said. “They basically came in and they lied [posing] as cheerleaders,” he said. “They abscond, they become visa overstays and they never leave the country.” The investigation into the possibility of human smuggling was initiated in Bogota, Colombia by the U.S. Homeland Security Investigations division in Miami. They learned of an organization involved in the smuggling of Colombian nationals into the U.S. through various methods and locations, agents said.
▲ Extraterrestrials: Elenin Cube reveals Dimensional Gateway to Hell that Humanity must avoid
Pagan Gnostics describe the archons as “mind parasites”. Archons get into the human mind, then project “simulated reality” as projections from the human mind. It is therefore possible, based upon Pagan Gnostic insights that the archons have exploited the imaginary construction of a Borg ship, and projected that into the image of a Borg-like ship. What may appear to us more and more like a Borg ship may be something entirely different. If we further seek to appreciate Pagan Gnostic insights, it is plausible that Borg-like Cube is actually and literally a dimensional doorway to Hell. We see this warning in pre-translated forms of the Bible which contained Pagan Gnostic warnings.
▲ Tiny Biocomputers Move Closer to Reality
Several research groups have recently reported progress in this field. A team at the California Institute of Technology, writing in the journal Science, made use of DNA nanostructures called seesaw gates to construct logic circuits analogous to those used in microprocessors. Just as silicon-based components use electric current to represent 1’s and 0’s, bio-based circuits use concentrations of DNA molecules in a test tube. When new DNA strands are added to the test tube as “input,” the solution undergoes a cascade of chemical interactions to release different DNA strands as “output.” In theory, the input could be a molecular indicator of a disease, and the output could be an appropriate therapeutic molecule. A common problem in constructing a computer in a test tube is that it is hard to control which interactions among molecules occur. The brilliance of the seesaw gate is that a particular gate responds only to particular input DNA strands.

 

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Elvis The Movie (1979) John Carpenter Directed TV Movie Starring Kurt Russell As The King

I’m a big fan of John Carpenter, how did I not know this film existed before?

Snake Plissken as The King Elvis Presley.

Elvis is a 1979 television film by John Carpenter and is based upon the life of Elvis Presley, starring Kurt Russell in the title role. However, it ends in 1969 and does not depict the last few years of Presley’s life and career.

Elvis is notable in Carpenter’s career for two reasons. It was made after Halloween had wrapped, so it offered him an avenue to try his hand at a film away from the horror genre. It was also the first time Carpenter had worked with Russell, who became a frequent collaborator of Carpenter’s. Russell subsequently starred in Escape from New York (1981), The Thing (1982), Big Trouble in Little China (1985), and Escape from L.A. (1996).

Kurt Russell worked with and met Presley in the film It Happened at the World’s Fair (1963). In the film, Presley wants to meet the fairground’s nurse and he pays a young boy (Russell) to kick him in the shins. Later in the movie, the young boy sees Presley and the nurse together on a date and asks Presley if he can kick him again for money. Russell’s cinematic involvement with Presley also includes dubbing the voice of a young Presley in Forrest Gump and playing a Presley impersonator in 3000 Miles to Graceland.

Country singer Ronnie McDowell provided the vocals for a number of songs Russell performed in the film. McDowell recorded 36 songs for the soundtrack, but only 25 were used. Elvis originally aired on ABC opposite two blockbuster films; Gone with the Wind on CBS, and One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest on NBC. Despite this, Elvis beat both in the Nielson ratings, receiving a 27.3 rating compared to 24.3 and 22.5 respectively. Elvis was ranked the sixth most watched program of the week. According to several reports, Priscilla Presley was paid $50,000 to check the script for accuracy before shooting commenced.

Russell was nominated for an Emmy Award for his performance as Presley. Also nominated for Emmy Awards were cinematographer Donald M. Morgan and make-up artist Marvin Westmore. Russell would later marry co-star Season Hubley on March 17, 1979. They were later divorced. Bing Russell, who played Vernon Presley, is Kurt Russell’s real father.For several years Bing played Deputy Clem Poster in the TV series “Bonanza”.

 

 

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    • A study conducted by Dr. Stuart Brody, at the University of West Scotland found a relationship between the fluidity with which a woman walks and her ability to have vaginal orgasms. They discovered that women with a more fluid stride were reported to experience orgasms more readily than women with locked and rigid pelvises.
    • The Pentagon’s blue-sky research arm wants to trick out troops’ brains, from the areas that regulate alertness and cognition to pain treatment and psychiatric well-being. And the scientists want to do it all from the outside in — with a gadget installed inside the troops’ helmets. “Remote Control of Brain Activity Using Ultrasound,” the Defense Department’s Armed with Science blog promises. It’s the latest out-there project in the military’s growing arsenal of brain-based research. In recent months alone, the Pentagon’s funded projects to optimize troop’s minds, prevent injuries and even preemptively assess cognitive ability and vulnerability to traumatic stress. Now, Darpa’s funding one lab that’s trying to do it all — from boosting troop smarts to preventing traumatic brain injuries.
    • Thanks Baller.
    • Former CIA agents have confirmed for the first time that the agency tortured prisoners at a “black site” detention center in north-eastern Poland at the height of the war on terror. According to the Associated Press, a former CIA agent identified only as “Albert” tortured the terror suspect Abd al-Rahim al-Nashiri multiple times with an electric drill at the converted Stare Kiejkuty military base near Szymany in the Masuria region of Poland.
    • Google’s agreement with Verizon to speed certain Internet content to users opens the door to the complete sterilization of the world wide web as a force for political change. Under Google’s takeover plan, the Internet will closely resemble cable TV, independent voices will be silenced and the entire Internet will be bought up by transnational media giants.
    • Ever thought it’d be cool to take some hallucinogenic drugs and check out a movie—say, sci-fi masterpiece 2001: A Space Odyssey? This guy thought it’d be cool. And his trip—and resultant freakout—was recorded by five different audience members.
    • Dis ad sho nuff racist.
    • Park officials in China have found a way to stop people from hogging their benches for too long – by fitting steel spikes on a coin-operated timer.
    • This carpenter ant (Camponotus leonardi) is caught in the throes of a fungus-induced death grip. It has clamped itself to a leaf 25 centimetres above a forest floor in Thailand, and died. The reason is growing out of the back of its head. The reddish-brown stalk is made by a fungus called Ophiocordyceps unilateralis, which has invaded the ant’s body and manipulated its behaviour. The exposed position is ideal for releasing spores. It turns out this parasitic mind-control is at least 48 million years old. David Hughes of Harvard University and colleagues discovered fossilised leaves of this age in Messel, Germany that bore characteristic “death grip” scars, suggesting that ants once clamped themselves onto them.
    • While it’s women who are seeking the surgery, it’s conservative men, and their desire to marry virgins, that’s driving the trend. In China, it costs as “little as 5,000 renminbi, or about $737, for a 20- to 30-minute procedure,” the Post reports. In the simplest form of the procedure, a surgeon uses “catgut sutures to approximate hymen remnants (with or without incorporation of a gelatin capsule containing a blood-like substance which bursts on intercourse),” according to the British Medical Journal.

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    10 Anti-Drug PSAs That Are Totally Awesome When You’re High
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    a Pool Shark Who’s Still in Diapers
    Gang busted for prison mobile phone delivery with toy chopper
    Xenon
    Nose Balloon
    Fear and Loathing: The Board Game
    things you didn’t know about orgasm
    Germany bans Red Bull cola after drug test
    The authorities in six German states have ordered retailers to stop selling Red Bull Cola energy drinks after traces of cocaine were found in it.
    Insects In Flagrante
    …’n the bees.
    Truck Spills
    “The website of odd, strange, interesting, and unbelievable things spilled on the road by trucks.” Thanks Googs.
    Passer-by pushes suicide man off bridge
    Thanks David Canning
    mabtw’s Channel
    A collection of clips starring Dick Masterson, legendary chauvinist and author of Men Are Better Than Women.
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    Thanks Jack Hanly
    Davis interview on CBS News “60 Minutes”
    year old guitar prodigy YUTO MIYAZAWA performs Ozzy Osbourne’s Crazy Train on Ellen Degeneres
    Thanks Googs
    (1968) Opening Sequence
    Girl (1970) Opening Credits
    Vivir en Tucson: Gente Tucson: Las Gemelas Collinson
    Marine Throws Puppy Off Cliff
    Thanks Googs
    G20 police ‘used undercover men to incite crowds’
    Destructive ants marching on San Antonio
    ‘Reagan afraid of invasion by aliens’
    Skeptical Inquiree: Curious Contrails: Death from the Sky?
    The Electronic Police State
    ‘Superfood’ Promoted on Oprah’s Site Robs Amazon Poor of Staple
    White House Czar Calls for End to ‘War on Drugs’
    This Is Yer Brain On War
    Revenge Product – Super Sonic Nausea
    Asmik Ace unwraps third film in Tetsuo franchise
    World Superhero Registry
    17 Controversial Teenage TV Situations
    Top 16 Senior Pranks
    Panty (One) Liners
    I Heart To Fart
    Video Game Girls Burlesque @ Bordello
    The dancers arrived armed and outfitted for an arcade battle, and included Super Mario Bros. Princess Peach, Metroid’s Samus Aran, Street Fighter’s Chun-Li, The Legend of Zelda’s Link and Princess Zelda, and BloodRayne’s Rayne
    Google: More People Will Die From Swine Flu If We Cannot Retain Search Data
    Homeland Security Trains Scouts To Fight Terrorism
    Senate Dumps On Credit Card Interest Cap
    Despite complaints that banks and credit card companies are gouging customers by charging outrageous interest rates, the Senate on Wednesday easily turned back an effort to cap interest rates at 15 percent.
    Consumer Reports Health: 80% of Medical Bills Have Errors
    Pool Rules
    Digging up dirt: Facebook spies for hire
    Two other Florida prisons zapped visiting kids with stun guns
    Supreme Court Hands Medical Marijuana Major Victory
    Danger Mouse to release blank CD
    Too much cola zaps muscle power
    Excessive cola consumption can lead to anything from mild weakness to profound muscle paralysis, doctors are warning.
    Have you heard ‘the Hum’?
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    Wal-Mart Pays $2Mil to Duck Black Friday Death Charges
    If you can’t trust a Cheerios box…
    Top 10 Toilets Screaming High-tech In Luxury
    GLOWING ANIMALS: Pictures of Beasts Shining for Science
    Selkirk RCMP uses Facebook in order to solve rash of property crimes
    Canadian Police bust tagger using facebook
    Goths In Hot Weather
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    All Up In Her Grill
    Gold Front Porn!
    Ancient Gem-Studded Teeth Show Skill of Early Dentists
    The glittering “grills” of some hip-hop stars aren’t exactly unprecedented. Sophisticated dentistry allowed Native Americans to add bling to their teeth as far back as 2,500 years ago, a new study says.
    Man sees own wife on adultery porno
    A Taiwan carpenter bought a porn DVD only to find secretly taped motel footage of his wife having sex with his friend, whom the husband later stabbed.
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    The parasite, Toxoplasma gondii, has been transmitted indirectly from cats to roughly half the people on the planet, and it has been shown to affect human personalities in different ways.
    Troops claim ‘supernatural powers’ after pygmy sodomy
    Group sex with Rugby team has destroyed my life: woman
    Among new allegations aired on Monday, the woman said two men rubbed their penises in her face while other men stood watching and masturbating. Six men had sex with her while another six looked on. There was always someone touching her, she said.
    Centuries-old torture instruments for sale
    The 252 items include gruesome instruments such as a tongue clamp, a chair covered in spikes and an iron glove that Arlan Ettinger, president of Guernsey’s Auctions, said was used to “burn the flesh of your hand.”
    Crazy Frog Bros
    Thanks Ana Fernandes
    12 Most Bizarre ID Cards and Passport Photos
    Matthew McConaughey, Kate Beckinsale, …and Gary Oldman as a DWARF! What a piece of shit movie, can’t believe it really existists!
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    Grilled Chicken a Kentucky Fried Chicken Fiasco
    NPR was calling KFC “the James Frey of fast food,” referring to the author of a memoir praised by Ms. Winfrey that was later exposed as fiction.
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    State Rep. Bruce Borders, R-Jasonville, said he was shocked by a recent case where an adult man who works at a tanning salon applied a spray-on tan on a nude 15-year-old girl
    Grove City student suspended over gay porn video
    Says film income helped pay tuition
    Porn star considers run against family values senator
    Explosion destroys dentist’s office
    Shit is blowin’ up!
    DRAMATIC VIDEO: Exploding Strip Mall
    Botswana plans to circumcise nearly half a million
    African Calamari
    Neighbors concerned about strange van
    Provo police are investigating a bizarre incident this week: a van parked in a residential neighborhood with a sign on it, reading: “free candy inside.”
    Students protest surveillance of two girls kissing
    Calgary stabbers’ spree ‘for fun,’ say police
    “It may have been out for kicks,” McCallum said. “It was purely to go out and hunt down victims in one hour. It’s a very unusual offence.We haven’t had that kind of behaviour for quite some time.”
    Rihanna Grabbing Some Tits photography
    Tons Of Released Drugs Taint US Water – Codeine Found In Delaware River
    Thanks Brendan
    X-rated star Marilyn Chambers dies at 56
    Ivory Snow soap girl & star of ‘Behind The Green Door’
    Raquel Welch, Crucified
    The SSD Project | EFF Surveillance Self-Defense Project
    Skeleton hands = haute couture?
    $24K Silver Skelly Hands
    AP Invokes DMCA Against Obama “Hope” Poster Artist
    Testing YouTube’s Audio Content ID System
    The Pirate Google
    Torrent File Search Using Google Custom Search – Scour the Entire Web for Bit Torrent Files
    Facebook’s E-mail Censorship is Legally Dubious, Experts Say
    Caught on Camera — The Best of Google Street View
    Sharpie Paint Job
    ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’ Montages Don’t Leave Anybody Out
    Boy, 15, testifies he had sex with teacher/godmother
    The boy testified that his first sexual encounter with Lopez happened in her car when he was 11 or 12 years old and she was his sixth-grade teacher at Nestor. “She would, like, fondle me,” the boy testified. “She pulled down my pants and asked me if I liked it.”
    The Six Most Expensive Alcohol That Ever Existed
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    Leonard Nimoy: ‘Star Trek’ fans can be scary
    Calexico restaurant says griddle has likeness of the Virgin Mary
    Somali Pirates seized after threatening French navy ship
    Whoops!
    Fluorescent puppy is world’s first transgenic dog
    Harper’s Magazine Weekly Review 05-05-2009
    The Monastery Built on a Volcanic Plug
    Mission Impossible: The Code Even the CIA Can’t Crack
    The sculpture named Kryptos at CIA headquarters contains a secret message ‚Äî but not even the agency’s brightest can crack its code.
    NY TAXI WISDOM
    Decorated swine flu surgical masks in Mexico
    Thanks Ryan Kitson
    12 accidental celebrity deaths — and the prescription drugs that caused them
    Hipster Grifter in Philly Slammer
    Mom Pressures Teen Daughter To Get Implants – MTV True life: i don’t like my small breasts
    Banksy and ‘Art Fags’ Attacked
    Thanks Empress
    Bonsai Kitten
    Surgical Mask Fashions
    Past SARS Fashions in Surgical Face Masks
    Fear of contracting SARS has not stopped some people in Hong Kong from considering the fashion implications of wearing a surgical mask in public.
    Face warmer? Surgical mask? A free pattern. – KNITTING
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    8 Fashionable Picks For Avoiding the Plague Without Sacrificing Taste
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    Designer Surgical Masks
    New for Spring Flu Season!
    Pit bulls, Dobermans, Rottweilers banned from public housing
    robbed for fried chicken
    “Give Us The Chicken!” Thanks Googs.
    10 years later, the real story behind Columbine
    Vermont Lawmakers Look To Legalize Teen ‘Sexting’
    Crash author JG Ballard, ‘a giant on the world literary scene’, dies aged 78
    Researchers use brain interface to post to Twitter
    1,500 farmers commit mass suicide in India
    Twelve Major Brands That Will Disappear
    Good News: Crocs are on the list!
    Child rapist cult leader escapes jail in chopper
    Shadows Helped Form the “Pillars of Creation”
    A Lawyer, Some Teens and a Fight Over ‘Sexting’
    NYPD cops charged in rape of drunken woman they escorted home
    Look at This F-ing Nude Hipster Grifter
    Facebook users no longer insulting each other as much – or having as much sex
    The teenager auctioning her virginity for £9,000 to fund her education
    18-Year-Old Boy Arrested in Most Bizarre Sex Tape Bust Yet
    Universal to remake ‘Videodrome’
    20% of Teen Polish Prostitutes Do It For Brand Name Clothes
    Pakistanis Find Success in Fetish Business
    Suicide Girl Fight Club
    Type Nesting
    Doctor: Grudge may have sparked graffiti spree
    Rowlow!
    Upstate Police Arrest 70-Year-Old Tagger
    Thanks Brendan Donnelly
    Japan child robot mimicks infant learning
    calling me a homo
    bizarre animal discovered in Japan
    “CAN YOU FUCK IT?”
    Machine – Big Spider in Yokohama
    Pussy Foot
    Thanks Ryan Kitson
    Fish market alien sighting
    Runs Out of Chicken in Rochester, NY
    As Swine Flu Spreads, Conspiracy Theories of Laboratory Origins Abound
    Couple caught having sex in dumpster
    Father sought after son, 7, forcibly tattooed
    Clare men accused of burning boy’s anus with propane torch charged
    Your Swine Flu Shot! PSA
    From the voluminous shelves of the National Archives, here are vintage Swine Flu PSAs from 1976.
    White House Apologizes for NYC Air Force Flyover
    Obama’s Handshake of Death
    Hitler’s art attracts big sale prices
    “A painting by Adolf Hitler sold for almost $15,000 Thursday — more than six times as much as expected.”
    Rise Seen in Trafficking of Enhanced Ecstasy
    “Extreme Ecstasy” or “Meth X”
    Deathmatch Jaki Numazawa vs. Ryuji Ito Part. 2
    Fluorescent Lighttubes Cross, Fluorescent Lighttubes Tower & Cage Death Match ~ “Hill of Sanctuary”: “Black Angel” Jaki Numazawa vs. Ryuji Ito
    Michael Jackson Auction: My Favorite Items – a set on Flickr
    INSANE!!!
    Sonny Chiba – Bromide idol days
    10 Things You Didn’t Know About Somali Pirates
    26-year-old man with body of a two-year-old
    Sea Serpent in Nantucket 1937
    Thunderbird Junior 50’s Mini-Cars
    Taylor Gatto – State Controlled Consciousness
    The Ethical Slut Returns
    “Into threesomes? Foursomes? Moresomes? The co-author of a cult classic about open relationships talks sex communes, romantic one-night stands, and offering chicken soup to lovers.”
    60’s Retro Drink Aid
    Golden arches topple, crush Naperville couple
    Shocked Russian surgeons open up man who thought he had a tumour… to find a FIR TREE inside his lung
    Eight Druggiest Rock Star Stories
    Phil Spector convicted of second-degree murder
    Brooklyn Man Bites Tip Off Own Penis
    I breastfeed my dad
    Trying desperately to measure up
    “Doctors in Asia are treating an increasing number of men with severe injuries who have tried to increase the size of their penises by injecting themselves with Vaseline and other oils.”
    “Daggering” Trend Is Breaking Jamaican Dicks
    “Signs of a fractured penis include a loud popping noise, followed by excruciating pain, swelling, and sometimes blood.” Thanks Erik.
    How to Be Goth – wikiHow
    Thanks Espo
    Weekly Review Harper’s Magazine 4-14-09
    Firefighters Say Teens Using Axe Body Spray As Flamethrower
    Body spray is finally good for something. Thanks James.
    Monkey Knievel
    Get OUTSIDE of your body~!
    “The pineal gland is occasionally associated with the sixth chakra (also called Ajna or the third eye chakra in yoga). It is believed by some to be a dormant organ that can be awakened to enable “telepathic” communication.”
    I Ate My Baby’s Placenta!
    Thanks Vinnie
    Grindhouseland Salutes… Vincent Price
    Lobbyist’s Testimony to Congress
    Maya Prophecy, Long Count Calendars & Possible Cosmic Catastrophe for 21-12-2012
    Brain Researchers Open Door to Editing Memory
    FEMA concentration camps debunked
    Was the Tunguska Fireball a Comet Chemical Bomb?
    Flint, Michigan: Government Considering Abandoning Parts of City, Cutting Off Police and Fire Service
    “Graffiti” to be legalized in Brazil?
    Graffiti judged low priority in S.F.
    IRAQ DEATHS on Twitter
    Mexican president: US authorities ‘complicit’ in drug trafficking
    Sabotage suspected in widespread phone outage in Santa Cruz and Santa Clara counties
    Report: Spies hacked into U.S. electricity grid
    ACLU Sues Prosecutor Over ‘Sexting’ Child Porn Charges
    Iraqi Gays Sentenced to Death for Their Sexuality Face Execution
    Pentagon preps for economic warfare
    Could Pirates Become an Army for the Stateless?
    The Hand In Space! – My god, it’s full of stars
    Woman with ‘a phantom third arm’
    “A stroke victim has developed a phantom third arm which she uses ‘just like a real-life limb’.”
    Attack of the Card Skimmers: It’s Happening Right Here, Right Now
    Somali Pirates Hijack Ship With 20 Americans On Board
    ‘Straight Edge’ Coke cop says oral sex to blame for dirty test, but judge not buying it
    “The couple met at a punk concert and, according to court records, they “would often sweat” while having sex “three or four times per week.” Thanks Staycey
    Poledancefan – Middle aged father works the pole
    “My name is Joel. I’m 47 married with two kids” Thanks Vinny.
    Chia Obama Dropped By Walgreens Amidst Cries of Racism
    “Since when is an Afro racist?”
    Dungeons & Dragons co-founder has passed away
    Did Obama bow to Saudi king?
    ‚ÄúSuch an act is a traditional obeisance befitting a king’s subjects, not his peer. There is no precedent for U.S. presidents bowing to Saudi or any other royals,‚Äù said the conservative Washington Times.
    Taxidermy Mouse Mouse!
    Pentagon blows up pigs in bombproof armor
    Monster Motorcycle Helmets
    The Deadliest Vespa
    50 Do-able Cartoon Hotties No Guy Could Kick Out of Bed
    Simulator
    Mum bathes baby in breast milk
    lookin’ dude chugging Mountain Dew
    The Public Hanging of a Circus Elephant
    Chiseling
    Bob Ross The Joy of Painting video channel
    Best Voice Ever!
    ShamWow Bust: But Wait, There’s More…
    Needle removed from ass – after 31 years
    The Amazing Story of the Man With Two Penises [nsfw]
    Shower Fight
    Build Your Own Multitouch Surface Computer
    P-Mate: Allowing women to pee freely just like a man
    6 Massive Old School Printers (& How They Were Advertised)
    Bulletproof Fashions
    Buddhist monk completes seven-year run
    “A few have done it twice; many more have not lived to finish. Traditionally, any monk, or gyoja, who can’t continue to the end must take his own live, either by hanging or disembowelment.”
    The neuropsychology of zombies
    The Top Seven Awesome Things You Didn’t Know About Steve McQueen
    Police Doughnuts
    Watch a Google Street View Car Hit a Bridge – Google Maps
    Saved from swimming in circles: Allison the one-finned turtle gets a new prosthetic
    Heads – Once In A Lifetime – By Kermit the Frog
    Top 10 Bizarre But True Drugs And Their Effects
    10 Recent Scientifically Solved Mysteries
    Lady chimps will mate for meat
    Rolling Spider
    Volcano Lightning
    5 Cats that Look Like Wilford Brimley
    Obama Fried Chicken
    Kennedy, you’ve been replaced! Thanks Haley.
    “Roadhouse” Blind Guitarist, Jeff Healey, Dies
    Awesome Medieval Suits of Armor
    My Vagina Pillow Rocks Her Lace Bush
    For Serious Riders Only
    Child Predator Hands
    “Dancing With The Stars” Boner
    Drunk teacher accused of forcing students to dance and “grind”
    off my long hair
    Flaming Garbage Cans In Hip Hop Videos
    A PERV caught naked at a beauty spot with a torch stuck up his bum — told cops he was DEPRESSED.
    1972 Halloween Catalog
    Cake Wrecks
    When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong.
    A Bristol secondary school has tried out a new style of sex education by letting teenage pupils examine a line-up of naked men.
    FOOD FACE DINNER PLATE
    Quest for artificial nose to sniff out terrorists’ fear
    Levi’s¬Æ √ó Damien Hirst “The Spin Jeans”
    Only ¥2,625,000 JPY (approximately $27,000 USD).
    Drugs glow green under torch beam
    “An ultraviolet torch which shows certain drugs as glowing green is being used to catch cocaine-using clubbers.”
    Angry customer blasts McDonald’s drive-through
    “A McDonald’s drive-through was shot up early Sunday after a customer was angered that the restaurant had shifted from the lunch menu to the breakfast menu, police said. ”
    Teen accused of burning man who let underage drinkers party at his home
    “A middle-age man charged with supplying alcohol to teens at his house suffered a severe groin burn when one teen lit the man‚Äôs pants on fire after he passed out, police said”
    Study: Housing Homeless Drunks And Letting Them Drink Saves Millions
    Pet dogs and cats a good way to break a leg, government says
    An inmate alleges two deputies got another prisoner to put his penis on a bologna sandwich which he ate
    “As soon as he had finished eating the sandwich Deputy Cantwell taunted him, and took out his cell phone on which he displayed a photo of another inmate in the jail with his penis on the bologna sandwhich,”
    Lawmakers Target Elderly Porn
    “Pervs preying on the elderly or disabled could soon face harsh new penalties under a first-of-its-kind proposed law that would punish sicko peddlers of geriatric and handicapped porn the same as child pornographers.”
    Australian Pimp Paid Teen Prostitute With Chicken Nuggets
    Thanks Petey
    “Smoking Smarties” Has Parents Fuming
    Candy Hits
    Woman has sex with pine cone, needs surgery to remove it
    Mexican Drug Lord Officially Thanks American Lawmakers for Keeping Drugs Illegal
    Was Madonna Involved in a Videotaped Human Sacrifice?
    Video Games Kill! Here’s Proof…
    ‘Healthy’ man, 25, collapses and dies playing Wii Fit game
    Drunk ShamWow Guy Smacks Up A Hoe
    TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl
    “EX-Masturbator” Shirt from Passion for Christ Movement
    “Yeah we said it‚Ķ.Nobody talks about it, but most people have done it or are still doing it. It’s seems to be a rite of passage for both girls and guys into the world of sex. Some say masturbation is not a sin, some say that it is. But is it really okay in the eyes of God?”
    Swiss banks ban top executive travel
    “Switzerland‚Äôs private banks have started to ban their top executives from travelling abroad, even to neighbouring France and Germany, because of fears they will be detained as part of a global crackdown on bank secrecy.”
    Female teacher on trial after she was caught performing oral sex on a male student in her classroom claims that it was the fault of medication she was taking
    “Were you ever on your knees in front of the victim?”
    Cape-wearing man arrested after reportedly robbing adult store
    Porn Censors Target Nude Renaissance Art
    Sarasota man arrested for 71st time
    Toss My Salad, Snoopy!
    “Douchebags” Lawsuit Dismissed
    Orange Guidos with lawyers
    Now Home Office drugs adviser wants to downgrade LSD from A to B
    England
    Police raid home of Fox News employee, charge him with possession of child porn
    Calvin and Hobbes strip from 15 years ago describes the current economic climate
    The Luckiest or Unluckiest Man in the World? Tsutomu Yamaguchi, double A-bomb victim
    Survivor of both Hiroshima and Nagasaki
    Spanish police seize 42-piece dinner set… made entirely of cocaine!
    Victorian Flea Circuses: A Lost Art Form
    Movie Trivia: The Goonies
    Wunderland Hamburg: the largest model railway in the world
    Google Street View forced to remove images
    Could Cow Urine Cola Make a Splash?
    “In a country where cows are sacred, drinking their urine is close to godliness.”
    KFC’s proposal: First pot pies, now potholes
    KFC wants to help patch the nation’s potholes, then brand them.
    Romania weighs decriminalizing consensual incest
    A Step Forward
    Flammable Water Due To Natural Gas Leak In Colorado Home
    The Economics of Star Trek
    In the Star Trek universe, there is no money.
    Crackle
    Another Streamin’ Movie Site
    Hollywood’s Scariest Haunted Houses
    Malaysian minister defends caning of prisoners as gruesome video appears on internet
    Ass-Tastic!
    Jersey girl, 14, arrested after posting nude pics
    TRENTON, N.J. – A 14-year-old New Jersey girl has been accused of child pornography after posting nearly 30 explicit nude pictures of herself on MySpace.com — charges that could force her to register as a sex offender if convicted.
    Flickr: billoney’s Photostream
    Freedom For Kidnapped 3M Boss
    “Workers at a factory in the French town of Pithiviers have finally released Luc Rousselet, a French manager for American firm 3M who was held in his office for more than a day after being locked in by employees who were angry about layoffs.”
    Ethiopia hit by Coca-Cola drought
    Thanks Rafael Lett
    BURTON INTERVIEW. METALLICA.
    RIP
    Blossom Dearie’s “Conjunction Junction” Romance?
    Did the woman who sang “Unpack Your Adjectives” ever get together with the guy who sang “I’m Just a Bill”?
    60-foot penis painted on roof
    Thanks Espo
    Inside the mind of Azel
    Tameil – Shotgun Buck (Duck Hunt Edit)
    Children of cousins ‘have greater risk of catching infectious disease’
    Farting Student Kicked Off School Bus
    ‘Star Wars’ Laser Kills Mosquitoes
    Old-ass Charles Manson
    Albino Tiger Head Found In Car
    $400 Dog Shit
    Blood-curdling sausage recipe by air force chefs
    “TWO German air force sergeants are facing courts martial after drawing their own blood to make traditional sausage.”
    The Obama Administration, Your Information, and You
    “The Obama administration, while progressive in some areas, still appears to be on the same page as the Bush administration regarding warrentless surveillance.”
    The Obama Deception
    “The Obama Deception is a hard-hitting film that completely destroys the myth that Barack Obama is working for the best interests of the American people.”
    Deathbed Boo-Boo
    ” A man who thought he was going to die confessed last week to a decades-old slaying. James Brewer, 58, didn‚Äôt die. Instead, he found himself Monday in a Tennessee courtroom facing a murder charge.
    Wack is Back! Increased Use of PCP Worries Authorities in D.C
    “As PCP Use Rebounds Among Suspects, D.C. Authorities Worry About Violent Incidents” Thanks ESPO
    Grease Art
    55 year old lady trying to win a booty shaking contest
    Sewing machine signed by Metallica
    & The Illuminati (1 of 4)
    Virginity rates among students by major
    Electronic Road Signs: Newest Hacked Road Sign Warns Of New York’s Imminent Demise
    Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
    Police seize 1,200 pounds of pot in spinach cans
    Colonel Sanders pulled from river after 24 years
    Woman shot by arrow on NYC street, is recovering
    German Fried Chicken: Tender, Juicy Obama Fingers Hit the Shelves
    “A German frozen food company hopes to raise sales with a new product: Obama fingers. The tender, fried chicken bits come with a tasty curry sauce. The company says it was unaware of the possible racist overtones of the product.”
    Go-go dancer duped with fake $100 bills
    Horse bites off Indonesian man’s testicle, spits it out
    Pirates of Somalia – The Big Picture
    Cocaine found in store’s peppers
    Queens!
    Penile Extenders Actually Might Work, Doctors Say
    U.S. teens were hit men for Mexican cartel
    “Both teenagers received six-month military-style training on a Mexican ranch. Investigators say Cardona and Reta were paid $500 a week each as a retainer, to sit and wait for the call to kill. Then they were paid up to $50,000 and 2 kilos of cocaine for carrying out a hit.”
    Police put purported pothead in pokey, pinched placing potted pot on porch perch
    VA$HTIE » party pics: 3/12 THE RECESSION SPECIAL Рloft party for A-RON THE DON’S BORNDAY!
    Recession Special!
    More Party Photos
    Can We unClick Google?
    “A challenge to activists of the twenty-first century: how can we effectively fight back against Google‚Äôs violation of our online privacy? ”
    Militant Obama youth march to ‘Alpha, Omega’ chant
    PLEASE DON’T RIOT…IT’S JUST WHAT ‘THEY’ WANT
    “Be very, very aware of anyone who starts rioting, or encourages others to do so, amid peaceful demonstrations. Who are they and why are they doing this when it is handing all the aces to the system to impose a Police State? They are either stupid or agents of that State.”
    Grass-Mud Horse
    ‘A Dirty Pun Tweaks China‚Äôs Online Censors ‘
    Gucci Mane To Be Released From Jail This Weekend
    Thanks J.Scott
    Woman finds hungry calico cat hiding in $27 couch
    ARTIST NOW IN ROGUE GALLERY
    “A top Japanese pop artist in town for a big gallery opening was busted the night before his show when cops spotted him drawing a smiley face on the wall of an East Side subway station after a boozy night out, officials said yesterday.” Thanks Espo.
    Kids mistakenly drink wiper fluid at Ark. day care
    Thanks EMone
    The Fat Jew’s Oscar party on E! Daily 10
    Team Facelift: spreadin’ the weirdness like guac.
    The Virgins on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Wed, Mar 11 2009
    Who styled Donald?!
    Police Bust Alleged Gang-Promoting Radio Station
    Know Your Meme: Boxxy
    Rare Pink Dolphin Photo Gallery
    Mo’ Albino Dolphin!
    Otaku Power – Trivia/Desire/Transformation
    ‘Radioactive’ sex offender on the run
    Eatin’?
    It’s Not Easy Being Green – Kermit The Frog Corpse Fashion
    How many dead frogs does it take to make you look fly?
    Wigger Mackin’ with Stuffed Animal Tigers
    Report: Diebold Voting System Has ‘Delete’ Button for Erasing Audit Logs
    Obama & Biden chipped or wearing tracking devices?
    CIA destroyed 92 interrogation tapes
    Advocates applaud AG Holder on marijuana policy
    “Medical marijuana advocates applauded Friday after the Obama administration signaled it will halt federal raids on dispensaries, easing a long-standing rift between California and federal law. ”
    The slow death of handwriting
    How Much Of Our Debt Comes From Drug Money?
    War on drug cartels: Mexico under siege
    A New Civil War?
    U.S. Energy Department Cannot Account for Nuclear Materials at 15 Locations
    UPDATE: FEMA CONCENTRATION CAMPS IN UNITED STATES!
    Water Supply Will Stay Poisoned With Gender-Bending Chemicals Due To “Carbon Footprint” Of Filtering Systems
    Ancient Language of Universal Symbols Discovered
    Legalize marijuana
    “A new plan to legalize marijuana in California would create a $1 billion tokin’ tax and thousands of green jobs. Now that’s a stimulus plan!”
    Fertility Institute Offers Designer Children
    SMOKING GUN PROOF THAT ILLUMINATI PLANNED TERRIBLE EVENTS MANY YEARS AGO TO BRING DOWN OUR CULTURE: Part 2
    ‘Vampire’ discovered in mass grave
    Cost of locking up Americans too high
    “One in every 31 U.S. adults is in the corrections system”
    ‘This is off-the-charts weird’
    “He often brought drugs or alcohol to work and sometimes had sex with women. At least three of those women were dead”
    Stimulus Logo: Branding the U.S. Recovery
    Investigation Continues Into KFC Prank Call
    “And then they were told by this person on the phone to go outside and disrobe and actually urinate on one another to decontaminate each other,”
    Filmmaker plans Eyeborg eye-socket camera
    In Drug-Leery Japan, Arrests for Marijuana Are on the Rise
    Utah is No. 1 – for online pornography consumption
    Pink dolphin appears in US lake
    Albino Dolphin!
    Africa: Genitals removed while men are alive
    “Young men are attacked and their genitals cut off while they are still alive; children’s throats are slit and their organs removed; and border-crossers are caught with bags containing human heads and sexual organs.”
    Former Guantanamo detainee tells of ‘medieval’ torture
    “…he lived in constant darkness and “came close to insanity” after being forced to listen to the same album by rapper Eminem at top volume for a solid month.”
    David Lynch on Product Placement
    advert
    Thanks Vinnie
    Guitar Store Shaped Like Giant Amp
    The science of selling out
    “Iggy Pop’s endorsement of car insurance has prompted accusations of selling out. But does anyone really care any more?”
    Turning pregnant bumps into art
    Thanks David Canning
    Kitten in Bong!
    Thanks EMone
    Spain arrests ‘cocaine cast’ man
    “A Chilean man with a broken leg was arrested at Barcelona airport after his “cast” was found to be made of cocaine not plaster, Spanish police say.” Thanks Espo!
    The 20 Most Terrifying Pictures of Ronald McDonald Ever
    Water Balloon Poppin’!
    Ectoplasmic Acoustics
    ‘Hipstavore’
    LEGO has the Coolest business card ever
    $28 Million Chair
    typografie: Freshfonts | AUTOBAHN grafisch ontwerp
    Obama Gay Scandal!
    Fisherman found my lost phone in the belly of a 25lb cod …and it still works after a week in a fish
    bombombombomwooooo
    Failure sound from The Price Is Right
    Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Back Together
    YAY!
    90-year-old in 8mph mobility scooter takes wrong turn and ends up on highway
    Meet the Republican Rapper
    Kanye Gay BeeJay
    Facebook – Snitchin’ On Yerself
    A teenager was fired for commenting on Facebook at work about how she was bored at work.
    And The Award For Creepiest Guitar Goes To…
    Teenar: The Sexy Girl Guitar
    Bat Boy: One ugly cat
    Stephen Powers from Overbrook Video Choices ¬´ Duffed Out Industries
    Graff Girl – DJ Lady Tribe
    Sun your Buns, or should I say Challah?
    NYC Official: Ban Japanese ‘Rape’ Video Game
    ‘Rapelay’
    Boston Graffiti Wars
    Thanks Mariondream81!
    aNYthing is back! screensaver
    Thanks Bjernie!
    Rihanna — The Face of a Battered Woman
    Anyone else see her horns?
    Clan at Roy Rodgers – RZA in New York 1992
    Original Human TETRIS Performance
    A Theme on Glass Bottles
    Giant Six Pound Rat Caught in China
    Come to Chinatown, there’s bigger!
    Obama Sushi
    Shit happens
    Lily Allen Gets Fingered
    Man ‘waged urine-spray campaign’
    A man sprayed a mixture of urine and faeces in two supermarkets, a pub and a bookshop in Gloucestershire
    Former nun tells of sex and suffering inside Indian convent
    Nunsploitation!
    Facebook Yields to User Outrage: Reverts to Old TOS
    The Third Eye Video Camera
    The Cyber Eye is finally here! Needs a red glow, though.
    Guys Cabinet Door Sounds Exactly like Chewbacca!
    Touch and Go Records to Stop Releasing New Music, Shut Down Distribution
    The Nine Weirdest PSAs Ever Made (VIDEO)
    Vicodin Earrings
    Freak Bike Accident – View With Caution
    Thanks Googs!
    Toothy raccoon bit off man’s penis
    Thanks Ramon!
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    The Glob – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    Hagen and Don Rickles
    Thanks Bjarni Einarsson
    A Sociologist’s Look at Graffiti
    ESPOoooooooooooo!
    My Body (Tuts My Barreh) / Karaoke Fail (English subtitles)
    Thanks EMone MTV
    The Drought – Rappers ‘n Recession
    Thanks Billoney!
    PAINT MISBEHAVIN’ AS VANDALS HIT CENTRAL PARK
    Proof Weave Womans’s Weave Stops Bullet Saves Her Life In Kansas!
    Dynamic Breakers “ANTI GRAFFITTI Commercial”
    “Graffiti Tagger” Falls To His Death On The 826 (MIAMI)
    U.S. judges accused of jailing kids for cash
    Hitler had shocking table manners, gorged on cake and suffered flatulence, reveals never-before-seen profile
    Salt Lake woman with world’s longest fingernails, loses nails in crash
    You’ve been knickered, son
    A THIEF has been caught with more than 1,600 items of women’s lingerie hidden in the home he shared with his parents.
    Geronimo’s Heirs Sue Secret Yale Society Over His Skull
    “Ark’eting” the Aaron Bondaroff and Semen Sperms Video Interview
    Record Envelope – the little library of factory sleeves
    A collection of generic record company 45 sleeves
    S E M E N C L A W
    W T F
    The Bacon Explosion – Take Bacon. Add Sausage. Blog.
    Mmmmm…Swine!
    The Racial Slur Database
    Shoe-throwing Sculpture Removed
    Thanks Petey!
    Heavy Metal Laundry Tips
    The Magic (Indoor) Tree House
    French fighter planes grounded by computer virus
    NYPD cops in crackdown on graffiti punks
    Do-It-Yourself Vagina
    Ars Erotica: The Erotic Art Museum
    I’ve got the world’s biggest boobs
    38KKK breasts!
    Bacon Flavored Jelly Beans
    Pictured: The cow that was zapped by lightning – and survived
    Surgeons remove donated kidney through vagina
    Man caught with pigeons in his trousers
    ‘Mom cooks me like a turkey in the oven’
    The Beatles – Made Outta Wool!
    2009 Northwest Arkansas Ice Storm Pictures
    A Teddy Bear for Your Hipster Lifestyle
    Cornify – Unicorns & Rainbows On-Demand
    The Cramps – Newsletter / FanZine – 1 – 7 (PDF’s)
    US Army Has Highest Suicide Rate Since Vietnam War
    Ecstasy ‘no more dangerous than horse riding’
    China Earthquake A Dam-Induced Disaster?
    Kellogg’s Wimps Out Over Phelps’s Bong Hit: What Century Are They Living in?
    York City property owner has message for crack dealers
    “Deer Crack Dealer,” the message stated. “You kin sell crack on this block and the York City Police will not stop you. They fear you. Crack Rules.”
    Shepard Fairey Dodges Criticism at ICA: Street Artists and Copyright Advocates Demand Answers
    Shepard Fairey: OBEY my lawyers
    Dumb Lip Tattoos
    Shepard Fairey, artist of Obama ‘Hope’ poster arrested
    Little Island
    Get a lil’ robot copy of yerself!
    Toddler
    Squid cake
    Lucky in Love ‘The Price Is Right’ Hand Embroidery
    What’s that Smell? Maple Syrup Mystery Solved
    Best Tattoo EVER
    Val Kilmer mulls run for N.M. governor
    Owner’s sign tells ‘crack dealers’ to sell here
    World’s youngest sex-change operation
    Pranks involving electronic road signs stir worry
    Zombies Ahead!
    Teen accused of using Facebook for sexual blackmail
    One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm
    Video: Hacker war drives San Francisco cloning RFID passports
    Flooded Mcdonald’s
    Men smell of cheese; women smell of onion
    Cash4Gold Will Offer One-Third of the Actual Value for your Gold
    Raids net alleged members of tagger crew that hit L.A., Las Vegas
    Top Ten Female Streakers
    Little Boy Is on Drugs [VIDEO]
    The Fix Is In – Trading Cards
    Bart Simpson is a Scientologist
    Google Maps Car Hits a Deer, Records Entire Ordeal on Google Maps
    Man ‘finds US troop data’ on Used MP3 Player
    Drug Money Saving Banks
    The United Nations’ crime and drug watchdog has indications that money made in illicit drug trade has been used to keep banks afloat in the global financial crisis
    Giant Ant Colony is a World Wonder
    Blowfish testicles sicken 7 in Japan
    Iron Maiden Eddie as Sponge Bob
    Brit Jew marries dolphin
    Rectal Foreign Bodies
    HIVE OF AFGHAN ADDICTS
    GRAND PUBA/BRAND NUBIANS: THE REMIXES
    Smart Bombs and War Porn Hit YouTube
    Israel Defense Forces use YouTube for propaganda
    Hail King Obama: President for life
    The ‘Chemtrail’ Hoax – According to the U.S. Air Force
    Chemtrails in the Sky Are Evidence of Nefarious Activities for Broad-Based Conspiracy Theorists
    Fresh Prince Theme: Gangsta Version
    Thanks Naw!
    Cops Talk Funny: Operations & Tactics at Officer.com
    Pimp My Altar
    Bernie Madoff’s Palm Beach House Gets Toilet Papered
    Is there really such a thing as … placenta stew?
    Placenta Recipes
    “Each placenta weighs approximately 1/6 of the baby’s weight. Cut the meat away from the membranes with a sharp knife. Discard the membranes”
    Soviet Propaganda Against USA (posters)
    Downi Creations – The only collectible quality dolls with realistic Down syndrome features
    “Meet our growing family of Down Syndrome Originals¬©”
    Downs Syndrome Dolls Again
    Black Devil Doll – Movie
    Bunnies Meltin’!
    Stereo Titties
    Bevis’ Sis
    Philly Malnourished Horses Removed From Crumbling Makeshift Stables
    Sorry I blew yer spot up, dudes, but treat yer horses right! Thanks Tim Artz.
    Man died in network of tunnels he made through house of rubbish
    Thnx Heather!
    Crack Whore Confessions Theme Song
    Snow Prints
    For Two – The second ever computer game
    1958 oscilloscope game!
    eBay – A History of Unusual Items
    Sneeze Porn!
    Gesundheit!
    10 Porn Stars Who Twitter
    The awfulness of Billy Joel, explained.
    Chippendiddys
    Euro Boy Strippers…WTF?!
    Birth Movie Trailer
    LSD: The Dream Emulator
    1998 Sony Playstation game released only in Japan
    TurbanMan
    Homemade Girl Scout Cookie recipes
    Skateboarding in Afghanistan Provides a Diversion From Desolation
    Thanks Googs
    A list of different paraphilias and sexual fetishes
    Comic Book Urban Legends Revealed
    CFNM
    Walk-By Bukkake
    NSFW
    1954 Senate Interim Report – Comic Books and Juvenile Delinquency
    Home of the Slug Love
    Hardcore Banana Slug Sex!
    Boy, 14, dupes police, patrols Chicago for 5 hours
    A 14-year-old aspiring police officer donned a uniform, walked into a Chicago police station and managed to get an assignment — patroling in a squad car for five hours before he was detected, police said Sunday.
    Make your own lock picks – Part 1
    What A Nigerian Facebook Scam Looks Like
    Pope warns against too much Facebook
    3D porn to revolutionise industry
    Gold tooth missing after crutch attack
    Abandoned Mike Tyson mansion in Ohio
    The Shur Shot
    Douche/enema nozzle that connects to yer shower
    Vintage French Fucking Machines
    Body Builder vs. Rubik’s Cube
    Banking with Beanies
    Finding parallels to the current financial meltdown in previous bubbles, from Holland’s Tulipomania to the Beanie Baby bubble
    Disney Rejection Letter, 1938
    Bolivia – The Train Graveyard
    Wood Furniture, Wood House, Everything Wood
    It’s all wood.
    The Cave House
    $1,950,000
    Weird Deformed Animals
    Signs of the Endtimes
    Chick Cartoon Tracts
    Latest Trend: Myspace Address Tattoos!
    Police seize ‘Obama’ brand heroin
    “The Smoking Gun Web site, which headlined the story “The Audacity of Dope,” pointed out that drug dealers are fond of brands and frequently misappropriate names for them. Over the years, police have seized bin Laden heroin, Harry Potter Ecstasy and even cocaine branded as Teletubbies, a TV show aimed at toddlers.”
    Inside Programmable Road Signs
    Web Browsers | EFF Surveillance Self-Defense Project
    Government Computer News Pans Printer Dots
    For those of you who don’t know, modern printers print a secret tracking code on all yer printouts.
    Banker Gives Spankings to 50 Customers
    Top 6 Bizarre Body Modifications and Plastic Surgeries
    Guards plead not guilty in ‘nightmare’ Rikers beatings
    “Three correction officers created a sadistic secret society on a Rikers Island cellblock, ordering prisoners to extort and beat other inmates, prosecutors charged Thursday.”
    Kate Moss gets £30,000 Andre graffiti from boyfriend rocker Jamie Hince
    AGUA – Work On Paper, Wreck Center, Endorsements
    How the Computer gets the answer…
    Installation – Doubles
    World Superhero Registry
    REAL Heroes
    Diapers
    Nerd – Wikipedia
    The first documented appearance of the word “nerd” is as the name of a creature in Dr. Seuss’s book If I Ran the Zoo (1950)
    Little Blue Pills Among the Ways CIA Wins Friends in Afghanistan
    Payment Processor Breach May Be Largest Ever
    A data breach last year at Princeton, N.J., payment processor Heartland Payment Systems may have compromised tens of millions of credit and debit card transactions, the company said today.
    30-pound marijuana brick delivered to wrong address by UPS
    Abandoned Amusement Parks in Asia
    List of defunct amusement parks
    Artificial Virginity Hymen
    best response ever on People’s Court
    Henchman’s Helper
    Kenny Rogers  lookalike
    Sprite Stitch – A video game inspired cross stitch weblog
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    Awesome!
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    Graffiti artists have added a new tool their traditional aerosol cans – knitting needles and a ball of wool.
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    An Alaska lottery held to raise money for a group that helps sexual abuse victims had a surprise winner: a convicted sex offender.
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    Mostly graffiti related stuff from the very early Teen Angel’s magazines, with other items of interest thrown in.
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    “Rochelle said he was given just one breath of a chemical in aerosol form that kept him drugged for two and a half days, struggling with visions. He said he saw animals coming out of the walls and his freckles moving like bugs under his skin. At one point, he tried to cut the freckles out with a razor.”
    Mutant NYC Bed Bugs Impervious to Toxic Attack
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    “This is the largest temporary restroom event in the history of the United States,” he said.
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    Рバカロボ キントレーZ
    This shit is weird!
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    Wild lookin’!
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    ‘I tripped and fell … honest’
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    Is this new bio-tech?
    Man Covered In Feces Attacks Flight Attendant
    Thanks Ramon!

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