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A Russian woman claims a Pokemon Go monster raped her as she slept dailym.ai/2aO5mK8

Judge bans Florida man from ordering pizza
‘made calls to the businesses just to tell them their pizza was gross’
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Popular Sex Toy Caught Sending Intimate Data To Manufacturer fusion.net/story/334603/s…

Desiigner’s Timmy Turner Backwards (Hidden Satanic Message)

Online Drug Sales Triple After Silk Road Closure #WhackAMole nbcnews.to/2aWFLO9

100 million VWs can be unlocked with a $40 cracker (and other cars aren’t much better) boingboing.net/2016/08/11/100…

‘The Real Battle Is, Who’s Going to Own the Energy Supply?’ Big Energy vs Renewables fair.org/home/the-real-…

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Currently Watchin’: Turn Me On, God Dammit (2011) Norwegian Teen Film

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Lawyers Challenge Lewdness Arrests at Port Authority Bus Terminal
Shaking Off Or Jerking Off?
nytimes.com/2014/10/08/nyr…

7 Household Objects That Guys Can Jerk Off With. Safely.
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Don’t Stroke Your Cat- It Stresses Them Out!
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European Union Bans New Wave of Research Chemicals
Methoxetamine, AH 7921, 25I-NBOMe and MDPV
psypressuk.com/2014/09/29/eur…

Designer Drugs In Over-The-Counter Nutrition Supplements
vox.com/2014/10/8/6945…

New Legal Drug Etizolam, With Effects Similar To Xanax & Valium, Gains Popularity Among Teens
m.wsbtv.com/news/news/loca…

Drinking Water Contaminated By Excreted Drugs A Growing Concern
cbc.ca/news/health/dr…

Massachusetts Woman Stashed Heroin & Pills Under Butt Enhancer
nydailynews.com/news/crime/mas…

Teen Mom Mailed Drugs Behind Stamps In Jail Love Letters
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Silk Road Lawyers Poke Holes in FBI’s Story
krebsonsecurity.com/2014/10/silk-r…

Keeping It Up in the Porn Industry
Widespread ED med use & priapism
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Lab Grown Penises From The Scientists That Brought You Lab Grown Vaginas
dailymail.co.uk/health/article…

Kate Moss ‘shovelled up so much cocaine and vodka friends nicknamed her THE TANK’
mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-…

How Animals Get High
animalnewyork.com/2014/animals-g…

Here’s a List of the Biggest Donors to the Anti-Pot Lobby #FuckCVS
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When DMT Equals Killing the Environment
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Smart And Smarter Drugs
mosaicscience.com/story/smart-an…

The Seizure Medication That Turns You Into a Poet
thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/…

5 Percent of Religious Americans Routinely Try to Fool God
motherjones.com/kevin-drum/201…

Self-Driving Cars – The Next Terrorism Threat?
cnbc.com/id/102061302

After Feigning Love For Egyptian Democracy, U.S. Back To Openly Supporting Tyranny
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Hundreds of NYC Pay Phones Have Been Tracking You for Months
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ComputerCOP: The Dubious ‘Internet Safety Software’ That Hundreds of Police Agencies Have Distributed to Families
eff.org/deeplinks/2014…

Is Octopus Too Intelligent For You To Ethically Eat?
newyorker.com/tech/elements/…

Chinese Student Crushed to Death by Malfunctioning Elevator [Video]
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The Final Days of the 64 Year Old Prolific German Graffiti Artist OZ
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List Of Common Misconceptions
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Our Menagerie Of Germs Is Influencing Our Behavior
nytimes.com/2014/08/14/sci…

Sex-Crazed Narcissist Pretends He’s an Artist
thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/…

Shoecam Used To Film Store “Upskirts”
Florida man with hole, iPod in shoe filmed woman at Walmart
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How Black Pepper relieves Cannabis Anxiety
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This Anti-Drug PSA Might Actually Encourage Kids To Take Drugs
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Man Set New Wife On Fire For Sleeping With Ex-Lover On Wedding Night
dreamindemon.com/2014/08/19/man…

No. 1 Most Expensive Coffee Comes From Elephant’s No. 2
#ElephantShitCoffee
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Hotel threatens guests over ‘logging’ craze no one even knew about (deliberately pooing in the pool)
metro.co.uk/2014/08/12/sto…

Human Excrement Smeared on Police Cars in Greenwich Village
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Nude Bank Robbery Suspect Spits On Police
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I’m a cop. If you don’t want to get hurt, don’t challenge me. #PoliceState
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Graffiti-Art Exhibit Is Artless to Police Commissioner Bratton
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A Man Allegedly Posed As A Security Screener And Patted Down Women At San Francisco Airport
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Uncle Lou’s Scrapbook: Polaroids of Classic Porn Stars
therialtoreport.com/2014/07/27/unc…

Cop Treated Sid Vicious Like A Regular Punk
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Death By Selfie: Man Shoots Self In Head While Posing For Facebook Pic
dreamindemon.com/2014/08/04/dea…

The Healing Power of Cat’s Purrs
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Guy Claims He Has Tamed a Japanese Giant Wasp, Keeps It on a Leash
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Oklahoma Catholic bishop sues over planned black mass
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The Strange & Curious Tale of the Last True Hermit
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Miles Davis And John Lennon Suck At Basketball (1971)

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Schoolgirl Report aka Schulmädchen Report 70’s German Teen Softcore Sexploitation

Ernst Hofbauer (b. 22 August 1925 Vienna, Austria – d. 24 February 1984 Munich, Germany at age 58) was an Austrian film director.

During the early 1970s, in Munich, Hofbauer teamed with Walter Boos, Wolf C. Hartwig, and Ludwig Spitaler to produce the original thirteen films under the banner Schulmadchen Report (or Schoolgirl Report); the stories were adapted from books written by Guenther Hunold, while Guenther Heller composed the film script, Klaus Werner did the camera work, and the music was handled by Gert Wilden & Orchestra. Hofbauer and Boos were referred to as the ‘Titans of Teen Libido’. The films were classified as ‘sexploitation’, and were extremely popular, seen by more than 30 million people all over the world.

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In the United States, the films were released in grindhouses and drive-ins, and the names of the films were changed to conform to American standards. Because the films focused on young girls who may have been under legal age in this country, the Schoolgirl Report series was eventually suppressed.

The Schoolgirl Report series was very interesting because the films portrayed many unknown teenagers and actresses who were vibrant, beautiful, naive, innocent, and unabashed. Most of the films related a series of vignettes to tell an interesting story. Hidden pedophile lust, co-ed skinnydipping, situations involving first-time sexual experiences, and encounters with teachers were all shown in the episodes. Interracial love affairs, male and female masturbation sequences, forced prostitution, rape, voyeurism, harmless erotic games, seduction, and erotic touching are also portrayed in the vignettes. Well-known German sex kitten Ingrid Steeger and the ever-horny Italian comic Rinaldo Talamonti play key roles in many of the vignettes. Rosl Mayr appears in almost all of the thirteen Schulmadchen Report films as an elderly lady with a comic role. She is perfectly cast as a comedic talent and is the only senior actress that plays a key element in many of the vignettes. Marie Ekorre, Sonja Jeannine, Christina Lindberg, and Birgit Tetzlaff are a few of the young actresses who titillate the audience with their erotic encounters. Friedrich von Thon conducted street interviews to discuss the plots in the vignettes, and many of the situations were followed up with a courtroom setting (the male actors were charged with statutory rape). The Schoolgirl Report films were classified as ‘soft-core’ eroticism, which is similar to the David Hamilton genre.

Ernst Hofbauer directed many erotic films in addition to the original thirteen Schulmadchen Report classics. Sex sells, and Hofbauer exploited consumer demand for R-rated movies involving young actors and actresses. He had a unique style that combined youth, eroticism, wit, and anecdote. His exploitation films of the 1970s appealed to moviegoers from all walks of life.

A chronological list of the original 13 Schoolgirl Report films follows:

  • ★ Schulmadchen Report I: What Parents Don’t Think is Possible, aka Schoolgirl Report Part I
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report II: What Keeps Parents Awake at Night, aka Schoolgirl Report Part II
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report III: What Parents Find Unthinkable, aka Schoolgirls Growing Up
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report IV: What Drives Parents to Despair, aka Campus Swingers
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report V: What All Parents Should Know, aka 14 and Under
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VI: Erotic Young Lovers, aka Campus Pussycats
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VII: But Heart Needs to Be There
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VIII: What Parents Should Never Get to Know, aka Naughty Coeds
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report IX: Examination Before the Matriculation
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report X: Every Girl Starts Sometime
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XI: Confessions of a Naked Virgin, aka Blue Dreams
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XII: Young Girls Need Love, aka Blue Fantasies
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XIII: Don’t Forget The Love When Having Sex

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The Rapper Who Cut His Penis Off And Jumped Off His Balcony May Make A Porno Now
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Rugby Star Todd Carney Lost 3 Million Dollar Contract Because He Pissed In His Own Mouth #Bubbling
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Reptilian Shapeshifter Busted Live On Air?
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Conservatives Are Purposely Making Their Cars Spew Black Smoke To Protest Obama And Environmentalists #CoalRollers
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Report: Virtually All Food Imported Into U.S. Not Inspected By FDA
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University offers female students extra credit for not shaving their armpits
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Burger King Goes Gay With ‘Gay Pride Whopper’ #Gaysploitation
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Worse than Bush: Poll finds more voters see Obama as the worst president in modern times
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The Biggest Diamond In The Known Universe Has Been Found, As Massive As The Sun
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NYPD Cop-Turned-Demonologist on Why He Believes Possessions Are on the Rise
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The tasteless history of the peeing Calvin decal

Archbishop Condemns Satanic ‘Black Mass’ at Okla. City Civic Center as ‘Sacrilegious’

Headbanging To Motorhead Causes Fan’s Brain To Bleed

Officer’s Conviction in Cannibalism Case Overturned
 

How Neuroscience Reinforces Racist Drug Policy

Berkeley To Force Marijuana Dispensaries To Provide Free Weed For Low-Income Patients

Autopsy finds high school senior died from caffeine overdose

Psychedelic mushrooms put your brain in a “waking dream,” study finds

Citrus Growers Manufacture Huge Amounts of DMT

10 Anti-Drug Ads That Make You Want to Take Drugs

Anti-rape jeans and bra: Indian college girls invent range of security gear

Study: Fish Feel Pain, Recognize Individuals Like Mammals, Can Pass On “Cultural Traditions”

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Cop Caught Recording Footage of Men’s Restrooms Also Operated Glory Hole In Home
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Kaneh Bosm : Hidden Story of Cannabis in the Old Testament
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A one-cent stamp is set to sell at Sotheby’s for $20 million
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Cable Companies Are Astroturfing Fake Consumer Support To End Net Neutrality
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Is It Legal to Try Executing Someone Twice?
Ohio botched lethal injection couldn’t find suitable vein after 18 tries
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Fasting triggers stem cell regeneration of damaged, old immune system
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GlaxoSmithKline Pays $105 Million for Pill Pushing
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Shocking video goes viral of China toddler, 3, smoking cigarette on street
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315-Pound Man Hid 40 Bags Of Heroin In Belly Button
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Man Who Was Released From Prison By Mistake In 2008 Must Return To Serve 98 Years kctv5.com/story/25699106…

There’s a SnapChat drug and it’s putting people in the hospital
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Police Enforce Mandatory Dress Code Along New Jersey Boardwalk
Nanny state decency codes
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New Laser Device Detects Drunk Drivers From A Distance Of Up To 20 Meters
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Lightning Obliterates Tree in Saratoga Springs, NY

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Driverless cars could cripple law enforcement budgets
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NJ police officer removed from duty pulled down his shorts while seated at a table inside Starbucks & masturbated
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The scary reason Saudi farmers are kissing camels
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How Music Hijacks Our Perception of Time
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Sex Machines: Photographs and Interviews
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Banks Still Too Big to Jail While Occupy Wall St. Activist Imprisoned
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Methamphetamine trafficking increases, new psychoactive substances flood markets, according to new UNODC report
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More than 100 arrested in global crackdown on peeping tom malware
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Wireless Microchip Implant Set For Human Trials
activistpost.com/2014/05/wirele…

The Fallen Kingpins of Silk Road
The underground drug dealers that international police have taken down recently
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Bacteria found on the Curiosity rover to Mars reveal the types of microorganisms that spacecraft carry
nature.com/news/microbial…

69 Words You Can’t Use at GM
Including: Hindenburg, Kevorkianesque, apocalyptic, Cobain, genocide,rolling sarcophagus
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‘Nude and with no fear, the man slid arms-first into the open sunroof of a woman’s car.’
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Satanists Battle Christians In the Streets of Boston
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New York Is a Hub in a Surging Heroin Trade
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Rock X Wrestling X Pop Art
Andy Warhol Interviewed by Mean Gene Okerlund (1985)

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