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Is the world gonna end because of some dude’s penile inadequacy?!

These psychedelic stickers blow AI minds
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Take it from the insiders: Silicon Valley is eating your soul
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Stop the tech madness!
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Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to squirt coffee up your asshole using this $135 glass jar https://t.co/6Fiu5y0Gr6

On Stage at Show World – The Photographs of Vivienne Maricevic https://t.co/XsqhYnxP2B

Is Pop Music Becoming Louder, Simpler and More Repetitive? https://t.co/Uti4ko8PTz

Rapper ‘dying’ for his music gets Anne Frank face tattoo
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Self-destructing thumb drives with smoke loads, glowing elements, tiny explosives https://t.co/PYDEMfAxOE

HBO, Starz, and other streaming services are cutting off parts of shots to change a film’s aspect ratio
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How Hollywood’s Conservative “Street Artists” Troll the Industry https://t.co/tY7x4VfRkH

New Yorkers Can Now Stream Over 30,000 Films for Free with Their Library Cards https://t.co/FcSwMW0BWo

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This is the only superhero film I’d ever wanna watch 💉

Dungeons & Dragons: Satanic Panic | Retro Report
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Doctor man with the world’s longest todger is cheating because he stretches his foreskin
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Cab Calloway’s “Hepster Dictionary,” a 1939 Glossary of the Lingo (the “Jive”) of the Harlem Renaissance
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Jeopardy Deducts Prize for Saying ‘Gangster’ Not ‘Gangsta’ to Prove They Are Gs https://t.co/nX4dvnS0nT

Indie Bookstores Tell Us About Their Most Stolen Books #Bukowski
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Awesome 80’s Teen Bedrooms
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Interview with a serial SWATer https://t.co/s8fkTgsIJA

The DHS has illegally stuffed America’s airports full of $1B worth shitty, malfing facial-recognition tech https://t.co/rIN2p2irms

North Korea Designed A Nuke. So Did This Truck Driver
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Subway has hit its peak and is now going the way of Blockbuster
Mystery meat, mushy and rotten vegetables
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Rudy Ray Moore, Mark Mothersbaugh, Timothy Leary, Steve Albini, David Yow in ‘Duelin’ Firemen’ https://t.co/FR4Jb9cyds

Shoplifters of the world unite!
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Police Shoot & Kill Unarmed Man In ‘Swatting’, Blame Call of Duty Gamers Instead of Trigger Happy Militarized Cops
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Lindsay Lohan, Grand Theft Auto V, the First Amendment, and the Right of Publicity https://t.co/zUNO39p51q

A prostitute gives birth and is back on the streets just 30 MINUTES later
Do you get a ‘throwing a hot dog down a hallway’ discount?… https://t.co/BcbZYqtCVz

The New Face of Meth

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Cartoon villains often speak in foreign accents, sending a dangerous message to kids about diversity
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Ayahuasca: A Skeptic’s Notes
(or The Shortcut to Eternity Leads Through Hell) https://t.co/jwKpV86Ek0

Dr. Phil Staff accused of feeding vulnerable addicts drugs & alcohol
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Video: CNN Reporter Holds Joints, Lights Bong for Pot Smoker on Live New Year’s Eve Broadcast https://t.co/rJsjrHxiRh

Piece of Shit Jeff Sessions Rescinds Policies That Have Allowed States To Legalize Pot
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What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?
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‘I don’t drink’ – Steve Bannon 😂😂😂

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Are you Robosexual or Robophobic?

‘Estrous females will mate with 4 to 16 males.’
American Red Squirrel

 

 

Fuck, this SUCKS! Usta see this dude all the time at the Sunset Coffee Bean #RIPWeHoJESUS

Kevin Short, West Hollywood Jesus

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Robosexual

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By 2025, ‘sexbots will be commonplace’
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Ohio Morgue Attendant Admits To Having Sex With Corpses While Drunk & High On Crack
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SEX AND AFFECTION 1974 Sex Positive Educational Comic
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Woman Tried To Poison Roommates After They Caught Her Having Sex With Dogs
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Houston woman named Teddy Bear Paradise pleads guilty to threatening to kill Obama
rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/15/…

Atlanta Woman High On Synthetic Weed Steals And Crashes Police Car
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The REAL ISSUE Behind the Ferguson, Missouri Police Response
Protest Is Treated As Terrorism In America Today
washingtonsblog.com/2014/08/real-i…

A woman with 1.7 kilos of cocaine hidden in her breast implants was arrested at Madrid airport
thelocal.es/20140815/venez…

The Chinese cult that kills ‘demons’ (in McDonalds)
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Cel-Shaded Jeans Make You Look Like A Cartoon Come To Life
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You can watch an ‘unaltered’ Despecialized Edition of Star Wars in HD today, if you bend the law
polygon.com/2014/8/18/6030…

REVS Scratchiti
whatyouwrite.com/2014/08/05/rev…

Request to Enact a Law including Sasquatch / Bigfoots to the Endangered Species list.
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Cops ‘left mom’s sex toys’ in 5-year-old daughter’s bedroom
nypost.com/2014/08/16/cop…

Kenner’s 18 Inch Alien Commercial (1979)

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American Ebola

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Heroin-addict ELEPHANTS fed opium-laced bananas by Triads who used them to smuggle drugs
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Hospital Worker Pulls Tampon String Out Of Cadaver, Turns Out To Be A Tail, Gets Bitten By Rat
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Surgeons Remove 5 Inch Sex Toy From Woman’s Vagina After Ten Years #DeepPussy
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Alabama Man Sues Hospital He Claims ‘Amputated’ Penis Instead Of Circumcising It
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Former Colorado Jail Might Transform Into a Massive Marijuana Grow Facility
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2 Infants Diagnosed With Herpes After Ritual Jewish Circumcisions Using The Direct Oral Suction Technique
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Indian Boy Has 232 Teeth Removed
theguardian.com/world/2014/jul…

Lifetime’s The Choking Game: A New Teen Scare Classic
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A Simple, Everyday Toothbrush Is Routinely Used as an Instrument of Torture
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Why the Security of USB Is Fundamentally Broken
wired.com/2014/07/usb-se…

Just watched this site for way too long
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Reminds me of WarGames

Anonymity Network Tor Sued For Allegedly Protecting A Revenge Porn Business
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In Sexting Case, Cops Want Penis Pic From Teen, Even If Drugs Needed To Force Erection
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Less than 10% of human DNA has functional role, claim scientists
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Dubai’s Climate-Controlled Dome City Is a Dystopia Waiting to Happen
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The Pentagon’s $399 Billion Plane to Nowhere
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ISIS Video Of Child Training Center
“Our children don’t waste time on electronic games or on watching cartoons”
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Reno Man Parties In Super 8 Motel With Meth, Kills & Dismembers 5 Dogs
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London Zoo Under Investigation After Beer Poured On Tiger
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Airbnb host can’t get rid of squatter
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Here’s what happens when you introduce airport-style security to the world’s busiest subway
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Artist makes cheese using the microbes from feet
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Vintage LUI Covers – Classic French Erotic Sexy Adult – The Magazine Of The Modern Man

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Lui (French for “Him”) is a French adult entertainment magazine created in November 1963 by Daniel Filipacchi, a fashion photographer turned publisher, Jacques Lanzmann, a jack of all trades turned novelist, and Frank Ténot, a press agent, pataphysician and jazz critic.

The objective was to bring some charm “à la française” to the market of men’s magazines, following the success of Playboy in the USA, launched just a decade before.

France, indeed, in the first half of 20th century had an outstanding reputation for erotic publications, feeding also foreign market and inspiring also ersatz French-flavoured magazines abroad, when, for example, US publishers used French-sounding titles like Chère and Dreamé or placed tricolour flags on the covers, attempting to attract the casual buyer. It was anyway a semi-clandestine circulating material, not allowed to be freely displayed or openly bought. In this sense Playboy changed the way ‘soft-pornography’ (become more respectfully ‘adult entertainment’), can be publicly circulated.

This magazine was particularly successful from its origins to the early eighties, afterwards it began a long decline. It was published regularly till November 1987 (the final issue of this first series was the number 285). After 1987 there was a further attempt to relaunch the title but the publication ceased again in 1994. Passed into the hands of the media group of Michel Birnbaum, after a transient stimulus, it became a pornographic magazine with episodic dissemination. It was published every three months.

After the purchase of the title by Jean-Yves Le Fur, it has been relaunched on September 5, 2013 as a high-end magazine with Frédéric Beigbeder at his helm.

First series (1963–1987)
This magazine successful recipe was combining content with depth articles and beautiful naked women, featuring many B-List but also celebrities, often prominent French actresses, such as Brigitte Bardot, Mireille Darc, Jane Birkin or Marlène Jobert.

It featured a monthly pin-up by Aslan. The first girl to pose on the cover was Valérie Lagrange (the number 1 appeared on 11 January 1963)) photographed by Francis Giacobetti, future director of the soft-core movie Emmanuelle 2.

The magazine hosted also a cartoon by Lauzier: Les Sextraordinaires Aventures de Zizi et Peter Panpan. Among the first collaborators are Jean-Louis Bory, René Chateau, Philippe Labro, Francis Dumoulin, Francis Giacobetti, Siné, Michel Mardore, Gilles Sandier and many others.

The magazine motto was Lui, le magazine de l’homme moderne (The Magazine of the Modern Man). In the beginning, it had also a mascot, a cat’s head, similarly to the magazine Playboy Bunny, but it disappeared in the early 1970s.

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Cartoon Bank Robbers

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Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on June 7, 2014

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God’s Cartoonist: The Comic Crusade of Jack Chick (2008) Chick Tract Documentary

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A documentary about the world’s most published and controversial comic artist: Jack T. Chick. His cartoons, conspiracies, and controversies are revealed for the first time on screen. Both critics and supporters give a complete view of this mysterious recluse, the invisible mastermind behind the Chick comic book Empire.

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“The first and only documentary on the world’s most published cartoonist! This film includes interviews with all the major players in Chick’s comic book empire (except Chick himself, who won’t appear on camera out of fear for his safety). Included in the film are Fred Carter (Chick’s only co-artist), Rebecca Brown (Chick’s spiritual warfare guru), Alberto’s widow (Nury Rivera), Kent Hovind (before he went to jail), Cowboy Chaplain Dann (the “human tract dispenser”), Chick assistant David Daniels, Artist Hal Robins, conspiracy expert Ivan Stang, and authors of separate books about Chick (Bob Fowler of The World of Jack Chick and Dan Raeburn The Imp #2). The film was directed by Kurt Kuersteiner, the author of the most recent book on Chick (The Art of Jack T. Chick). It also includes archival recordings and videos of Alberto Rivera and John Todd, two of Chick’s most inspirational and controversial Illuminati / Vatican conspiracy sources.” – Monster Wax

jack chick

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Madfits Biters – Streetwear Memes ‘n Internet Appropriation – A Bootleg Of A Bootleg

I was crusin’ around LA one day ‘n saw some wheatpastes of a mighty familiar image.

Ewww, why did you havta go ‘n stretch it in photoshop…

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Thought it was just street art but it seems to be a band or a night

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Okay, wait, now I googled ‘Alfred E Neuman Misfits Shirt‘, ‘n found a bunch of weird copies, I guess it’s bein’ assimilated by the internet ‘n mutant modern streetwear appropriation!

 

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Boing Boing wrote it up in 2008 ‘n it got indexed on search engines, seems like most of the appropriated versions come from the Boing Boing picture, they have some distortion from the photos perspective, ‘n look like they were thrown into Illustrator by a savvy ‘graphic designer’ ‘n auto traced ‘n vectored at a low detail

 

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This one really sucks…

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Let’s take it back to the OG version in 2006 ‘n Jason Dill (plus eye buttons)

 

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