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N.J. trooper admits sharing ‘intimate photos’ of women he pulled over https://t.co/colGEF5HeX

Some Crypto-Capitalists Just Want to See the World Burn https://t.co/B1HWtLFXfH

Sex and the Swingers of the Future https://t.co/efgJgMSztH

Hackers could program sex robots to kill! https://t.co/V6D9UYmDN3

Man left unable to get an erection after being scratched by a CAT and contracting rare feline disease https://t.co/KJx4lzZdFB

Sewage workers have found a 130-tonne ball of congealed fat -dubbed a “monster fatberg” clogging a Victorian sewer https://t.co/tzul5kG6Oe

10 Rappers Who Have Killed People
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Goodbye, Pork Pie Hat: Watch Charles Mingus Get Evicted From His NYC Studio, 1966
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Alibaba Founder Jack Ma Has Set a New Bar for Tech CEO Weirdness https://t.co/YQE762MbGu

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Facebook Enabled Advertisers to Reach ‘Jew Haters’ https://t.co/PYu5aMxwCK

Approximately 5,000 bikes apparently abandoned at ‘leave no trace’ Burning Man https://t.co/ZH1QPSs3xu

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‘Pharma Bro’ Martin Shkreli Lists His Wu-Tang Album On eBay https://t.co/2cbOlJs6Ok

Julian Assange Just Showed How YouTube Censors Ron Paul for Promoting Peace—This is 1984 https://t.co/Zct46YB88r

Here’s how drugs are getting smuggled from South America to the US https://t.co/bdXe8gt4oK

Ghost Lobster caught off Maine coast https://t.co/jXu01iPgeW

 

RT @FOX2now: Police share images of the items that protesters are throwing at them https://t.co/URhr21VV8C https://t.co/fDqP4I0EAQ

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DEA Sting Uncovers $1 Million Of Meth Disguised As Phallic Candles https://t.co/3OcEtSgVhm

Mom orders a phone screen on eBay and it comes with a free bag of heroin https://t.co/LalRVRaVzw

Denver nurses suspended after opening body bag to admire size of dead man’s genitals
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Man Keeps Woman Hostage For 2 Months, Force-feeds Her Meth And Makes Her Call Him ‘the Reaper’ https://t.co/wFdSR3vooq

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How Thick Is It Sliced?

Former Zetas Mexican drug cartel leader used to eat victims flesh in a tamale dish https://t.co/54qsPyqlzr

‘Sperm juice,’ drinks that stare back at you & ‘Roast Beef Pussy’ at Japan’s scariest restaurant https://t.co/gqNQhPJxtJ

WATCH: Drug House Raided on Facebook Live While Dealer Is Showing Off Drug Money https://t.co/RnkOcK9pBD

All-inclusive resorts in Mexico suspected of drugging tourists https://t.co/rMzGTOfTgm

K2 Dance, Washington Heights
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He was caught with $2M worth of cocaine in his truck, but won’t serve a single day in prison https://t.co/8StJXvnbEx

The Myth of Drug Expiration Dates https://t.co/AffVyBjodc

Is the threat of a copyright lawsuit stifling music? https://t.co/5TYyON92uz

2 Live Jews – Oy’ It’s So Humid
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Just 100 companies responsible for 71% of global emissions https://t.co/m92fPHtQNw

Teenagers Using Social Media To Deal Class A Drugs And Concealing It From Parents And Teachers By Using Emojis https://t.co/1ZSDCFyiIb

Praying Mantises Are More Badass Than We Realized, They Hunt Birds https://t.co/ULGCCt4xyJ

This one’s for OJ
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Iron Maiden Eddie On Stage Compilation
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Mickey’s On The Nod

Overdose prevention worker saves pet mouse with Narcan
Snuggles the mouse accidentally ate heroin
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Arrests expected after SnapChat shows alligator forced to drink beer https://t.co/Jr0Oac0km6

Man caught masturbating in van stopped in Lincoln Tunnel was high on PCP https://t.co/UiQEE239uR

A woman was found to have an extra nipple… in her vulva! And guess what else? It produced milk! https://t.co/EtKzUKj18V

Facebook flooded with ‘sextortion’ and revenge porn, leaked files reveal
54,000 potential cases in a single month
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Millions Of Pieces Of Plastic Are Piling Up On An Otherwise Pristine Pacific Island https://t.co/xW8ynn6LMO

White women’s burrito shop forced to close after accusations it was ‘culturally appropriating Mexican food and jobs
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C Struggs The FATTEST Rapper Weighs 425 POUNDS! & Still Carries HUGE GUNS! https://t.co/3io6QUkeA4

The Great Buckwheat Hoax
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Swipe right for … a sperm donor?
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Tinder-style online dating apps ‘lower your self-esteem’ https://t.co/zrsGrJCTmf

All mammals take ~12 seconds to poop. – Hydrodynamics of defecation https://t.co/VA6G6VpF0F

How Beauty Evolves – duck sex, dancing birds, and human orgasms https://t.co/jbwJMcmKqP

SHOCK VIDEO: Elderly Woman Attacked At ‘Block Boyz’ Pool Party in Florida, Thrown Into Pool With Her Dogs https://t.co/LNVLDPs7NT

Humans Are Pretty Great Smellers, Neuroscientist Argues https://t.co/hdkD9SdNSa

When Charities Go Horribly Wrong – CharityWatch Hall of Shame https://t.co/8XurPnMVmr

Taser will use police body camera videos “to anticipate criminal activity” https://t.co/EuANeKsQWH

Top NSA Whistleblower: Ransomware Hack Due to “Swindle of the Taxpayers” by Intelligence Agencies https://t.co/M8WjHC8hkj

Deer caught eating human remains for first time
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Everyone on Earth has been irradiated by Fukushima — “Shocking new study reveals true extent of global impact” https://t.co/gSQVwa1GNU

Why do North Koreans hate us? One reason — they remember the Korean War https://t.co/wKa3pZURX4

This Strung-Out Dope Pusher Peddled Pills for Big Pharma https://t.co/WPStfKD6wJ

The heroin business is booming in America https://t.co/F1cnlVGCcb

Cop fakes body cam footage, prosecutors drop drug charges https://t.co/UaGi4psg8d

White Cop subjected to racial taunts on the job after genetic test on Ancestry.com says he’s 18% BLACK
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When everybody realizes Walmart doesn’t have enough security to stop everybody #Looting https://t.co/rPNs1ROpmM

The ACLU to travelers: Maybe don’t go to Texas right now https://t.co/QAfTHGoWgq

You Can’t Say That on Television (Colbert Edition) https://t.co/3G7L2da8L3

Cut / Paste: The sample legacy of Computer World, Kraftwerk’s most influential album https://t.co/1vg63GcLQR

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HE VIRTUALLY RUBBED MY CROTCH

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‘HE VIRTUALLY RUBBED MY CROTCH’ Woman ‘sexually assaulted’ in virtual reality by pervert cyber-groper thesun.co.uk/news/2044694/w…

Scrotox: A growing trend which makes testicles appear larger & decreases sweating & wrinkling costs $1,500-$3,000 hollywoodreporter.com/news/scrotox-h…

Man claims son was eaten by fellow inmates during riot in Venezuelan prison latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/20…

Semi-naked man found dead on Spanish airport bench with deli meat on his buttocks, genitals in tuna can globalnews.ca/news/3021746/s…

Motherless babies possible as scientists create live offspring without need for female egg telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/0…

That $100,000 Painting Bought to Flip Is Now Worth About $20,000 bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

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Apple Removed Headphone Jack From New iPhones Because It Owns Largest Bluetooth Headphone Company m.slashdot.org/story/316039

Twitter is now worth less than its Chinese clone techinasia.com/twitter-worth-…

Go Murica! UN Says Opium Production up 43% in Afghanistan This Year thedailysheeple.com/go-murica-un-s…

“Social experiment” YouTuber caught faking racist video boingboing.net/2016/10/19/soc…

I Support the Heroes that Robbed Kim Kardashian disinfo.com/2016/10/suppor…

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“Redd’s on a date, making out with his lady, and she says, ‘Redd, kiss me where it stinks.’ Redd says, ‘So I took her to El Segundo.’”

Masturbating in public is not illegal, Italy’s highest court rules telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/0…

US diplomats ‘given date rape drug by Russian officials’ telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/0…

Hitler’s Narcotics were supplied by a doctor known as ‘the Reich injection master’ dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3…

Kolokol-1 is a synthetic opioid developed for use as an aerosolizable incapacitating agent en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolokol-1

Banker Rurik Jutting, 31, is then said to have made her lick a toilet before sawing through her neck, dismembered her body thesun.co.uk/news/2035675/r…

The Party’s OVER!

In the 1900s, Being a ‘Cigarette Fiend’ Was a Legitimate Defense for Murder atlasobscura.com/articles/in-th…

20th century snapshots capture people proudly showing off their vinyl records mashable.com/2016/10/15/hol…

The day when police zap suspects from the sky with drones carrying stun guns may be nearing marketwatch.com/story/a-police…

Top 10 Sober Rappers thefix.com/top-10-sober-r…

Mysterious hallucination-causing illness seemingly spread by touch hits US hospital aol.com/article/news/2…

Maserati Hearse boingboing.net/2016/10/24/mas…

Uber Accused of Cashing In On Bomb Explosion By Jacking Rates m.slashdot.org/story/316385

Uber’s ad-toting drones are heckling drivers stuck in traffic technologyreview.com/s/602662/ubers…

Dystopian Ant World weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/…

Ants get addicted to morphine nature.com/nature/journal…

350 Pigeons Found Flying Freely Inside Long Island Home 🐦🐦🐦 newyork.cbslocal.com/2016/09/15/350…

Do trees have brains? dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3…

Russian scientists are ‘besieged’ by polar bears at a remote Arctic post washingtonpost.com/news/worldview…

‘Great Pacific garbage patch’ far bigger than imagined, aerial survey shows theguardian.com/environment/20…

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A Russian woman claims a Pokemon Go monster raped her as she slept dailym.ai/2aO5mK8

Judge bans Florida man from ordering pizza
‘made calls to the businesses just to tell them their pizza was gross’
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Popular Sex Toy Caught Sending Intimate Data To Manufacturer fusion.net/story/334603/s…

Desiigner’s Timmy Turner Backwards (Hidden Satanic Message)

Online Drug Sales Triple After Silk Road Closure #WhackAMole nbcnews.to/2aWFLO9

100 million VWs can be unlocked with a $40 cracker (and other cars aren’t much better) boingboing.net/2016/08/11/100…

‘The Real Battle Is, Who’s Going to Own the Energy Supply?’ Big Energy vs Renewables fair.org/home/the-real-…

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Currently Watchin’: Turn Me On, God Dammit (2011) Norwegian Teen Film

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6 in 10 of you will share this link without reading it, a new, depressing study says washingtonpost.com/news/the-inter…

1,200 people are killed each year over sneakers qz.com/554784

Houston man guilty in killing over Air Jordan shoes chron.com/news/houston-t…

Live Every Day Like You’re on Mushrooms theatlantic.com/health/archive…

Teenager Sent Snapchat Pic Of Murder Victim “I just killed a motherfucker 10 minutes ago.” thesmokinggun.com/documents/crim…

Michael Jackson ‘stashed pictures of animal torture and nude children’ inside locked closet at Neverland Resort telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/2…

Smartphone Users Are Paying for Their Own Surveillance truth-out.org/news/item/3649…

Zuckerberg covers his Macbook camera and audio jack with tape dailym.ai/28M5Qm1

The Bizarre World of Unsolicited Mark Zuckerberg Fan Art gizmodo.com/the-bizarre-wo…

Gator Bait

CERN Has a Deep, Dark Secret! Are They Opening The Portals Of Hell? beforeitsnews.com/prophecy/2016/…

‘Mass Hysteria’ Causes Stampede at NYC Subway Station nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Cen…

RAW VIDEO: Inside Satanic Killer Algarad’s house social.newsinc.com/media/json/690…

Wise County, Texas Cop Made Accused Sex Offenders Take Graphic Nude Photos for His Own Personal Collection
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The Day the Clown Cried edit (1972) youtu.be/n9zy-VQLL9I

World’s Largest ‘Fart-In’ Is Planned for Hillary Clinton’s Acceptance Speech in Philadelphia truthdig.com/eartotheground…

Michelle Obama is a Man Finally Proven youtu.be/dgz4lGzvdY8

$1.4 Billion Warship Can’t Run in Warm Water thedailysheeple.com/1-4-billion-wa…

Man Caught On Video Allegedly Stealing Pigeons Off NYC Street cbsloc.al/1UENLpO

Fart fight breaks out at Sloppy Joe’s deathandtaxesmag.com/293602/sloppy-…

Migos – THE DAB IS DEAD tmz.com/2016/06/19/mig… #RIPTheDab

‘John Lydon: Capital Radio, Tommy Vance Show, July 16th 1977’ soundcloud.com/rotten_1444674…

Despite Ever-Expanding Police State Measures, Cops Worse than Ever at Solving Crimes, Here’s Why thefreethoughtproject.com/extensive-poli…

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Addicts In The Cellar, Sellers In The Attic

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Gentrify the Moon 🌚🌝 popsci.com/we-could-be-li…

Human traffickers implant their slaves with RFID chips boingboing.net/2016/03/03/hum…

Indonesia considers Force-feeding drug dealers their own narcotics until they die aljazeera.com/indepth/featur…

A new study shows that punk and metal music may actually be calming as opposed to riling people up realitysandwich.com/319548/chill-o…

New Smartwatches Allow Students To Cheat On Exams m.slashdot.org/story/308265

What’s in your Molly? #bathsalts
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Planetary Harmonics &
Neurobiological Resonances
in Light, Sound, & Brain Wave Frequencies lunarplanner.com/Harmonics/plan…

Moldy Mummy Found on Ghost Yacht
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Sea Pirates Hacked Shipping Company to Plan Attacks, Find Valuable Cargo news.softpedia.com/news/sea-pirat…

There’s a guy in San Francisco who has more than 33,000 sheets of LSD in his house wired.com/2016/02/inside…

Obama: ‘I Have the World’s Largest Carbon Footprint’ #YouKnowWhatTheySayAboutBigFeet weeklystandard.com/obamas-carbon-

Woman twerking naked on top of big rig shuts down Texas Highway on.khou.com/1p2g8Sc

People who eat chocolate at least once a week see their memory and abstract thinking improve, researchers say telegraph.co.uk/news/health/ne…

If yer gonna eat a bagel, you might as well light up a cigarette 🚬 #HotCancerBagels rt.com/usa/335057-stu…

The dark side of viral fame latimes.com/business/techn…

Kids Are Facing Criminal Charges for Using Emoji 👮🏻🔫 time.com/4241846/emoji-…

Catholic priest ‘caught snorting cocaine in Nazi room’
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Celtics fan does coke bump at TD Stadium during game deathandtaxesmag.com/283428/celtics…

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