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Emo Philips

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Emo Philips (born Phil Soltanek; February 7, 1956) is an American entertainer and comedian born in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove. Much of his standup comedy stems from the use of paraprosdokians spoken in a wandering falsetto tone of voice and a confused, childlike delivery of his material to produce the intended comic timing in a manner invoking the ‘wisdom of children’ or the idiot savant. –Wiki

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Old School Chicago Gang Calling Cards

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Too Much Is Never Enough

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Heroin addict lied to friends claiming she was dying of cancer – Used $20,000 in donations to fund her drug habit
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Think you drink a lot? This chart will tell you.
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Will emoji tattoos become to this decade what tribal tattoos were to the ’90s?
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Atlanta Rappers Lose Freestyle Battle To Woman, Set Her On Fire
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Confessions of an Upper-Middle Class Huffer
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Every year, more than 500 Americans will be struck by lightning—and roughly 90 percent of them will survive
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The U.S. Forest Service Wants To Fine You $1,000 For Taking Pictures In The Forest
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The Khorasan Group: Anatomy Of A Fake Terror Threat To Justify Bombing Syria
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OG Chicago Gang Calling Cards of the 70’s & 80’s
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Is Incest About to Become Legal in Germany?
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Is the word “Marijuana” Racist?
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Las Vegas police bust pot grower who put his crop on YouTube #Duh
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Watch the Skies: Unmarked Helicopters Are Supposedly Cutting Down Legal Pot Grows in Northern California
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Ulbricht’s Defense Doubts FBI’s Explanation Of How It Found Silk Road’s Servers
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Jay-Z Being Sued For Tiny ‘Oh!’ Sample In ‘Run This Town’
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Beyond GMOs: The Rise of Synthetic Biology
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Robert Rauschenberg tells the story of the Erased De Kooning
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DJ Training Course in Switzerland 1973

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One Too Many!

One Too Many

Woman Who Claimed To Have Surgery To Add Third Breast Exposed As Hoaxer
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Meet the amazing TRIPLE-BREASTED woman who spent £12,000 on getting third boob
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Chick With 3 Tits x Radiohead

What Does Human Meat Taste Like?
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‘Cycle Slut’ Barbra Streisand Gets Naughty In BDSM Photoshoot, 1970
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Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome:
Wisconsin Man Suffers 100 Unwanted Orgasms A Day
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Masturbating Passenger Forces Plane to Land in Nebraska
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Horny Man With No Shame Rubs One Out on the M Train
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10,000 American Toddlers now Taking Amphetamine Based ADHD Drugs
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‘I Was A Schoolgirl By Day And Sex Slave At Night’: Victim Of Satanic Sex Cult Speaks Out
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High on PCP, Jersey City man locked himself in kindergarten bathroom
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The Crumbling and Abandoned Remains of Italy’s Once-Grand Discotheques
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Popemobile Used to Smuggle Coke and Weed
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Cambodia Buddhist ‘Meth Monks’ Arrested for Smoking Ice in Pagoda Room
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How Instagram Drug Deals Go Undetected
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Oh Hey, It’s a Condom Cookbook
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Man With No Medical Credentials Accused Of Illegally Operating Drug Rehab Centers In 3 States
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4chan Users Are Trying to Spread Ebola Lies in West Africa #EbolaChan
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The Dark Web Gets Darker With Rise of the ‘Evolution’ Drug Market
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Grandmother Who Once Despised Profanity Can’t Stop Swearing Following A Stroke
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GRAND THEFT AUTO: ISIS?
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Metadata Reveals A Lot More About Your Life Than You Think
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Smartphones Are Used To Stalk, Control Domestic Abuse Victims
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The myths (and realities) of synthetic bioweapons
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Footage Of Sovereign Citizen’s ‘Full-Frontal Assault’ On Cumming, Georgia Courthouse Released
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Caffeine Powder Raises Overdose Concerns
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In Pennsylvania, Heroin Easier To Get Than Wine, Cheaper Than Beer
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Teenager Busted For Rubbing His Testicles On Patron’s Pizza
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Chinese Restaurant Admits To Selling ‘Opium-Laced Noodles’
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The McDonald’s Cocaine Spoon Fiasco
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Man-Eating Leopard Preys On Drunk Villagers Walking Home From Booze Sessions
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Science Says The Universe Could Be A Hologram, A Computer Program, A Black Hole Or A Bubble
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A Gentleman’s Guide To Sex In Prison
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New ‘Facebook for Rich People’ Costs Just $9,000 to Join
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A Whole Chicken in a Can (Bon Appétit)
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Grapefruiting


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“I’ll give you a blow job for a salad”
Florida John Offered Salad In Return For Sex
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Can I Eat This?
New App Helps Travelers Avoid Diarrhea
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What’s in Your Beer? Fish Bladder and Antifreeze Ingredient?
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Slave Labor Shrimps
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Fake ‘Twilight’ Actor Seduces Underage Girls
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Serial Pool Raft Fucker Arrested for Fucking Another Pool Raft
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Human faces evolved to be punched by human fists, researchers say
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Cellular tracking systems force phones to register with them at maximum power, drain battery quickly
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US pushing local police departments to keep quiet on cell-phone surveillance technology
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Scumbag Memphis Cop Tries To Steal $1500 Make-A-Wish Foundation Giftcard From a Terminally Ill 3-Year-Old
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Thousands of Irish Orphans Used as Guinea Pigs for Vaccine Drug Tests in 1930’s
Mass Graves Found
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Woman makes up boy on Facebook to talk to her niece, who asks fictional boy to kill her aunt, uncle, cousin and dog
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Auntie Angel and her fellatio technique are taking over the Internet #Grapefruiting
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Pixote (1981) Teens Gone Wrong Brazilian Delinquent Youth Underage Drugs Sex Crime

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Pixote: a Lei do Mais Fraco (Portuguese pronunciation: [piˈʃɔtʃi a ˈlej du ˈmajʃ ˈfɾaku], Pixote (small child): The Law of the Weakest) is a 1981 Brazilian drama film directed by Hector Babenco. The screenplay was written by Babenco and Jorge Durán, based on the book A infância dos mortos (The Childhood of the Dead Ones) by José Louzeiro.

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It is the chilling, documentary-like account of Brazil’s delinquent youth and how they are used by corrupt police and other crime organizations to commit crimes.

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The film features Fernando Ramos Da Silva (who was killed at the age of 19 by Brazilian police in São Paulo) as Pixote and Marília Pêra as Sueli.

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The plot revolves around Pixote, a young boy who is used as a child criminal in muggings and drug transport.

After a police round up of street children Pixote is sent to a juvenile reformatory (FEBEM). The prison is a hellish school where Pixote uses glue sniffing as a means of emotional escape from the constant threats of abuse and rape.

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It soon becomes clear that the young criminals are only pawns in the criminal, sadistic games of the prison guards and their commander.

When a boy dies of physical abuse by the guards, they frame the lover of the transgendered effeminate boy known as Lilica (Jorge Julião), for the murder. This lover then conveniently also dies, with some help from the guards.

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Soon after, Pixote, Lilica and her new lover Dito (Gilberto Moura) find an opportunity to flee from the prison. First they stay at the apartment of Cristal (Tony Tornado), a former lover of Lilica, but when tensions arise they go to Rio for a cocaine drug deal; there, however, they get duped by a showgirl.

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After some time bumming around the city, Pixote and his friends go to a club for another drug deal. While there, Pixote finds the showgirl that took their drugs and stabs her.

They become pimps for the prostitute Sueli who is definitely past her prime and is possibly ill from a botched abortion. The group conspires to rob her johns, but when Lilica’s lover Dito falls for Sueli, Lillica leaves. The robbery scheme fails when an American john fights back (because he apparently does not understand Portuguese) so they have to shoot him. In the ensuing fight, Pixote accidentally shoots and kills Dito as well.

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Pixote tries to gain comfort from Sueli, treating her as a mother figure, but she rejects him. He leaves and is seen walking down a railway line, gun in hand, away from the camera, his figure disappearing in the distance, out of the film’s view.

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Film critic Roger Ebert, who writes for the Chicago Sun-Times, considers the film a classic, and wrote, “Pixote stands alone in Babenco’s work, a rough, unblinking look at lives no human being should be required to lead. And the eyes of Fernando Ramos da Silva, his doomed young actor, regard us from the screen not in hurt, not in accusation, not in regret — but simply in acceptance of a desolate daily reality.”

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Critic Pauline Kael was impressed by its raw, documentary-like quality, and a certain poetic realism. She wrote, “Babenco’s imagery is realistic, but his point of view is shockingly lyrical. South American writers, such as Gabriel Garcia Marquez, seem to be in perfect, poetic control of madness, and Babenco has some of this gift, too. South American artists have to have it, in order to express the texture of everyday insanity.”

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The New York Times film critic, Vincent Canby, liked the neo-realist acting and direction of the drama, and wrote, “[Pixote], the third feature film by the Argentine-born Brazilian director Hector Babenco, is a finely made, uncompromisingly grim movie about the street boys of São Paulo, in particular about Pixote – which, according to the program, translates roughly as Peewee…The performances are almost too good to be true, but Mr. Da Silva and Miss Pera are splendid. Pixote is not for the weak of stomach. A lot of the details are tough to take, but it is neither exploitative nor pretentious. Mr. Babenco shows us rock-bottom, and because he is an artist, he makes us believe it as well all of the possibilities that have been lost.”

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Filmmakers Spike Lee and Harmony Korine have cited it as their favorite film.

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THOR – Muscle Rock

THOR – Muscle Rock

Thor started out as a concept band in 1973. They were first called “Centaur” and then “Mikl Body Rock”. These entities were the brainchild of Jon Mikl, a vocalist, musician and body building champion who won titles such as Mr. USA and Mr. Canada. He decided to combine Muscle with Music. Mikl Body Rock toured throughout North America seeking fame and to garnish enough attention to secure a record deal. The press dubbed them “Kings of Muscle Rock” or ” Warriors of Gladiator Rock”. In 1976 Jon Mikl met guitarist Frank Soda while touring Canada. They formed the first incarnation of Thor called “Thor and The Imps”. The band toured constantly in the Eastern USA and Canada region building a large following. The first album was recorded in Toronto, Canada under the name Thor and The Imps and was called “Muscle Rock”. Released by the independent label, God Of Thunder Records, the record became an immediate success. The buzz created, grabbed the attention of various managers and producers who wanted to sign the act. Jon Mikl Thor was offered a large deal to star in a production at the Aladdin in Las Vegas called Red Hot and Blue. Frank Soda wanted to keep touring with the band. Frank Soda and The Imps were formed. Jon Mikl Thor went on to star in Las Vegas and was discovered by Merv Griffin. Merv had Thor perform live on the Merv Griffin show from Caesars Palace on national television. Thor’s performance was a hit. The offers poured in from various major labels. Thor decided to sign with RCA records in late 1976.

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This new incarnation of Thor was formed in 1977 by Jon Mikl Thor and released their debut album Keep the Dogs Away. After much touring, Jon Mikl Thor resided in New York City. He formed a new band with Rusty Hamilton aka Queen Pantera, Mike Favata, Steve Price and Keith Zazzi in 1983 and released the Unchained EP. The record, which was on Mongel Horde Records in the USA got picked up for distribution in England through Albion Records. The band travelled to London, England to perform at the Marquee. They were sensations overnite and signed with Motorhead’s manager Douglas Smith. In 1984, the band decided to live in the UK. Most of the time was spent at Studios in London, writing and recording new material. The songs “Let The Blood Run Red” and “Thunder On The Tundra” became instant chart toppers with Thunder On The Tundra reaching number one on the British rock chart. the success of the singles soon led to 1985’s Only the Strong. Thor’s stage performances involved antics such as Jon Mikl breathing into hot water bottles until they burst, breaking bricks over his chest and head and bending steel bars and microphone stands. In 1986, Thor released “Recruits- Wild In The Streets” on GWR Records. The band would break up in 1987 and Jon Mikl entered the world of acting, starring in such movies as Recruits, Zombie Nightmare,Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare.

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Ten years later the band released the compilation album Ride of the Chariots (An-Thor-Logy) Following this release the band returned with new material and in 1998 they released Thunderstruck (Tales from the Equinox) and have since released five additional albums.

From 2000-2011,Thor continued to record, release albums and tour, building a larger following and connecting with a new generation. Albums released have been Dogz II (2000), Triumphant (2002), Beastwomen From The Centre Of The Earth (2003), Are U Ready (2004), Thor Against The World (2005), Devastation Of Musculation (2006) Into The Noise (2007), Steam Clock (2008) Sign Of The V (2009), The Guardian (2010) and the new release Soundtrack (2011).

Thor wrote the music for and are starring in the new movie “Thor-The Rock Opera”. In 2009 Thor performed at the Sweden Rock Festival, Sauna Open Air Festival in Finland and the Muskelrock Festival (named after Thor and The Imps first album “Muscle Rock”) in Alvesta, Sweden. In 2011 Thor will headline the Shock Stock Festival in London, Ontario, April 30. The band consisting of original guitar player Frank Soda as well as new additions Joel “Savage” Watts on drums and Sean “Killer” Kilby on bass will head over to Scandinavia where they will headline at DOM(The Dome) in Helsinki, Finland June 1 before returning to the Muskelrock Festival June 2–4. In January, 2012 a special edition vinyl album called “Thor’s Teeth” was released through the Baltimore based label A389 Recordings. It was later launched digitally through Chicago based Smog Veil Records April, 2012. THOR recently signed a multi album deal with Rock Saviour/Pegasus Records in Germany. A new album is in the works to be released in 2012. Frank Soda returned to the studio with Thor to write songs and lay down vocal tracks. Ray Roper of Stonebolt has produced the album. On July 20, 2012 Thor will headline the Armstrong MetalFest at Hassen Arena.

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