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Emo Philips

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Emo Philips (born Phil Soltanek; February 7, 1956) is an American entertainer and comedian born in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove. Much of his standup comedy stems from the use of paraprosdokians spoken in a wandering falsetto tone of voice and a confused, childlike delivery of his material to produce the intended comic timing in a manner invoking the ‘wisdom of children’ or the idiot savant. –Wiki

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Free The Chicago 8!

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FREE THE CHICAGO 8!

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Old School Chicago Gang Calling Cards

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Too Much Is Never Enough

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Heroin addict lied to friends claiming she was dying of cancer – Used $20,000 in donations to fund her drug habit
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Think you drink a lot? This chart will tell you.
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Will emoji tattoos become to this decade what tribal tattoos were to the ’90s?
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Atlanta Rappers Lose Freestyle Battle To Woman, Set Her On Fire
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Confessions of an Upper-Middle Class Huffer
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Every year, more than 500 Americans will be struck by lightning—and roughly 90 percent of them will survive
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The U.S. Forest Service Wants To Fine You $1,000 For Taking Pictures In The Forest
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The Khorasan Group: Anatomy Of A Fake Terror Threat To Justify Bombing Syria
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OG Chicago Gang Calling Cards of the 70’s & 80’s
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Is Incest About to Become Legal in Germany?
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Is the word “Marijuana” Racist?
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Las Vegas police bust pot grower who put his crop on YouTube #Duh
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Watch the Skies: Unmarked Helicopters Are Supposedly Cutting Down Legal Pot Grows in Northern California
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Ulbricht’s Defense Doubts FBI’s Explanation Of How It Found Silk Road’s Servers
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Jay-Z Being Sued For Tiny ‘Oh!’ Sample In ‘Run This Town’
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Beyond GMOs: The Rise of Synthetic Biology
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Robert Rauschenberg tells the story of the Erased De Kooning
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DJ Training Course in Switzerland 1973

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One Too Many!

One Too Many

Woman Who Claimed To Have Surgery To Add Third Breast Exposed As Hoaxer
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Meet the amazing TRIPLE-BREASTED woman who spent £12,000 on getting third boob
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Chick With 3 Tits x Radiohead

What Does Human Meat Taste Like?
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‘Cycle Slut’ Barbra Streisand Gets Naughty In BDSM Photoshoot, 1970
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Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome:
Wisconsin Man Suffers 100 Unwanted Orgasms A Day
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Masturbating Passenger Forces Plane to Land in Nebraska
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Horny Man With No Shame Rubs One Out on the M Train
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10,000 American Toddlers now Taking Amphetamine Based ADHD Drugs
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‘I Was A Schoolgirl By Day And Sex Slave At Night’: Victim Of Satanic Sex Cult Speaks Out
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High on PCP, Jersey City man locked himself in kindergarten bathroom
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The Crumbling and Abandoned Remains of Italy’s Once-Grand Discotheques
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Popemobile Used to Smuggle Coke and Weed
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Cambodia Buddhist ‘Meth Monks’ Arrested for Smoking Ice in Pagoda Room
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How Instagram Drug Deals Go Undetected
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Oh Hey, It’s a Condom Cookbook
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Man With No Medical Credentials Accused Of Illegally Operating Drug Rehab Centers In 3 States
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4chan Users Are Trying to Spread Ebola Lies in West Africa #EbolaChan
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The Dark Web Gets Darker With Rise of the ‘Evolution’ Drug Market
wired.com/2014/09/dark-w…

Grandmother Who Once Despised Profanity Can’t Stop Swearing Following A Stroke
metro.co.uk/2014/09/24/gra…

GRAND THEFT AUTO: ISIS?
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Metadata Reveals A Lot More About Your Life Than You Think
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Smartphones Are Used To Stalk, Control Domestic Abuse Victims
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The myths (and realities) of synthetic bioweapons
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Footage Of Sovereign Citizen’s ‘Full-Frontal Assault’ On Cumming, Georgia Courthouse Released
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Caffeine Powder Raises Overdose Concerns
cincinnati.com/story/news/201…

In Pennsylvania, Heroin Easier To Get Than Wine, Cheaper Than Beer
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Teenager Busted For Rubbing His Testicles On Patron’s Pizza
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Chinese Restaurant Admits To Selling ‘Opium-Laced Noodles’
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The McDonald’s Cocaine Spoon Fiasco
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Man-Eating Leopard Preys On Drunk Villagers Walking Home From Booze Sessions
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Science Says The Universe Could Be A Hologram, A Computer Program, A Black Hole Or A Bubble
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A Gentleman’s Guide To Sex In Prison
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New ‘Facebook for Rich People’ Costs Just $9,000 to Join
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A Whole Chicken in a Can (Bon Appétit)
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Grapefruiting


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“I’ll give you a blow job for a salad”
Florida John Offered Salad In Return For Sex
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Can I Eat This?
New App Helps Travelers Avoid Diarrhea
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What’s in Your Beer? Fish Bladder and Antifreeze Ingredient?
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Slave Labor Shrimps
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Fake ‘Twilight’ Actor Seduces Underage Girls
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Serial Pool Raft Fucker Arrested for Fucking Another Pool Raft
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Human faces evolved to be punched by human fists, researchers say
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Cellular tracking systems force phones to register with them at maximum power, drain battery quickly
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US pushing local police departments to keep quiet on cell-phone surveillance technology
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Scumbag Memphis Cop Tries To Steal $1500 Make-A-Wish Foundation Giftcard From a Terminally Ill 3-Year-Old
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Thousands of Irish Orphans Used as Guinea Pigs for Vaccine Drug Tests in 1930’s
Mass Graves Found
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Woman makes up boy on Facebook to talk to her niece, who asks fictional boy to kill her aunt, uncle, cousin and dog
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Auntie Angel and her fellatio technique are taking over the Internet #Grapefruiting
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