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Harvey Weinstein Lookin’ Motherfuckerharvey-weinstein-lookin-motherfucker-httpst-coqe2rww6dns

This album keeps gettin’ better with age ‘n context –

Bill Cosby – Introduction – Downers And Uppers (From “Bill Co… https://t.co/zlHHTfHkVj

HIV-Positive Charlie Sheen Raped 13-Year-Old Corey Haim! https://t.co/E0IZ3twW3w

Man who sent prostitutes to neighbors’ door while he watched & masturbated is sentenced to 4 years in prison https://t.co/EJcRafmgwU

Parents Told Police Their Daughter Is Being Held Against Her Will In R. Kelly’s “Cult” https://t.co/sY0yrMJ3Ng

Surviving R. Kelly’s Sex Cult https://t.co/8KdOkL601O

Sexually active students must be reported to law enforcement or state officials, Ore. school district says https://t.co/islWLWXiOx

DC-Area Upskirting Cases Spiking in Past 3 Years https://t.co/t5NNk1vUg3

Nose-Picking Masturbator Terrorizes NYC Subway Riders https://t.co/Ep3y774Cce

Steven Seagal puts hand on 16-year-old Katherine Heigl’s breast https://t.co/A7iRFJBUdw

10 Best Pot Scenes In ’80s Movies
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Which Countries Use the Most Cocaine?
Albania comes in at #1 with 2.5% of it’s population cokeheads
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R.I.P Gorilla Glue, The Marijuana Strain That Lost Its Name To A Lawsuit https://t.co/QXEwQTC8we

Japanese cops bust bonsai marijuana grower https://t.co/AUgd9qg1DK

Indiana man received gift-wrapped mannequin heads stuffed with meth in the mail https://t.co/qIpggwECq0

Apparently, The Knights Templar Were Medieval Europe’s Greatest Weed Dealers https://t.co/7gYSUNGk3D

Inside ‘DrugsLab’: Why the Netherlands pays these hot young people to get high on YouTube https://t.co/nVI5UNqujs

‘Baking Soda Bombs’ Drinking Bleach Cleanse Pre Drug Test Trend for Meth Heads In South Dakota https://t.co/vB7hPdHzbR

How To Roll A Rose Blunt
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Opioid Carfentanil Blotters
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How Much Black Licorice Does It Take To Overdose? https://t.co/4JslcC3i7L

O’naturel – Paris’ First NUDE Restaurant
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Haribo Gummy Bears: sweetened with forced labor and abused animals https://t.co/nwhgV3Y9IB

Death By Caramel
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Mark Wahlberg Asked God to Forgive Him for Boogie Nights #FuckOuttaHere https://t.co/6Az2NBreoG

Papa Johns Pizza, the breakfast of Nazis https://t.co/3SlRRpaREw

Garbage In – Garbage Out
Trump Reportedly Can’t Get Enough McDonald’s at the White House https://t.co/XJTZ9nlwwi

Donald Trump found inside dog’s ear
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Shitty Drawing of the Empire State Building by Donald Trump Sells for $16,000 https://t.co/v0xINrobjB

Have you heard of the Citibike Knockout Game?
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What’s buried in Washington Square Park?
20,000 People!
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Prop Town: The Fake Rooftop Suburb that Hid a Whole WWII Airplane Factory https://t.co/YhfiFGkLwB

Strasbourg Cathedral’s Antique Graffiti
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Art galleries hit by cyber crime wave
http://theartnewspaper.comnews/galleries-lose-large-sums-to-cybercrime

Facebook founder Sean Parker unloads on Facebook “exploiting” human weakness https://t.co/gPdLzP2mIS

Robots that play with children’s emotions https://t.co/dhRQP3BnyC

‘The Winner of the Amazon Headquarters Might End Up Being the Biggest Loser’ https://t.co/B2EHilLZGI

Somebody wrote an email bot to waste scammers’ time https://t.co/eGZ6ZjY2wv

Super Hacker George Hotz—I Can Make Your Car Drive Itself for Under $1,000 https://t.co/61bZQgIrne

With Camera Permission, iPhone Apps Can Surreptitiously Take Pictures and Videos https://t.co/SgiHzaS3NY

Legendary Phone Phreak Captain Crunch (and Steve Wozniak) Write New Book: ‘Beyond the Little Blue Box’ https://t.co/SgNjgpqqEh

Boredom & The science of the wandering mind https://t.co/7HRsj4W5I5

Music and Memory – Why the music we love as teens stays with us for life https://t.co/R7ntolBYJP

Coil – Complete “Hellraiser” OST/Sessions (1985-1986)
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WANT!
Ramones Louisville Slugger

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You too can own a promotional Ramones ‘switchblade’ from 1977!
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By The Numbers: How Often Do Rappers Mention Themselves?
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To any rapper who wants to be a rock star,
please refer to the Lil Wayne rock album
(Stay in yer lane)

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Kid Rock: ‘Fuck no, I’m not running for Senate’
‘Trump is the fucking shit’ https://t.co/pk8UtBeb26

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Vampire Billionaires

 

⬤ VALIE EXPORT. Action Pants: Genital Panic. 1969
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⬤ $1,000 Bagel Is Back in New York City! 💸 https://t.co/Ott14bTW1s

⬤ Vampire Billionaires 😈💉
The Secretive Family Making Billions From the Opioid Crisis https://t.co/9momwJE2lM

⬤ E-cigs are being adapted to smoke heroin, crack cocaine and ecstasy to make detection harder https://t.co/R0YzKIaHSs

⬤ How to Win a War on Drugs https://t.co/lIXZUGd5Ks

⬤ People Are Dying Because of Ignorance, not Because of Opioids https://t.co/gDNjdtjOvF

⬤ ‘Of course it’s loaded you stupid shit’
Final words of GHB user who was fatally shot during drug-fuelled 3some https://t.co/DAchsxMHVB

⬤ RIP Mr. Lahey from Trailer Park Boys

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Equifax Deserves the Corporate Death Penalty https://t.co/c5QqC5dOEP

⬤ The opioid epidemic: How Congress and drug company lobbyists worked to neutralize the DEA https://t.co/oc9XSYb7FL

⬤ Drink Up: High Lead Levels Found in Two InfoWars Supplements https://t.co/NULFjqNnmb

⬤ Monster Marijuana Plants In Oregon
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⬤ Dumbass with ‘I love ketamine’ bumper sticker is pulled over… and busted for K https://t.co/U3XKAf7I4t

⬤ What happens when you take LSD & the visuals don’t stop?
Hallucinogen Persisting Perception Disorder
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⬤ Meth-Laced 7Up Reportedly Found in Mexico https://t.co/3fZzWhzGfx

⬤ Synthetic Pot Laced With Formaldehyde Raises Concern In Dallas https://t.co/kq1VWiVJYX

⬤ Scientists grow human mini-brains in lab then dose them with psychedelic drugs https://t.co/5pcEvEEbkR

⬤ Only A Handful Of People In History Have Ever Overdosed On LSD. This Is What Happened To Them
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⬤ An anarchist takes on the drug industry — by teaching patients to make their own meds https://t.co/BsvIygTEqQ

⬤ Deep In the Heart Of The Congo, Pygmie Tribes Are Selling Weed To Survive
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⬤ Some consider the Sajama Lines to be the largest artwork in the world
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⬤ A Visual History Of Video Companies In The 80’s #VHS https://t.co/SKXzk3rM3I

⬤ Police Reportedly Claim a Brooklyn Teen Consented to Sex in Custody. That’s Impossible. https://t.co/X8YQytpjqy

⬤ ‘Dead Serious’ Pennsylvania GOP Mayoral Candidate Determined to Enact ‘Narco Bunnies’ Plan to Sniff Out Drugs https://t.co/yQpfI4pkmd

⬤ Someone Is Trying to Knock the Dark Web Drug Trade Offline https://t.co/tuBEzvcr5u

⬤ Murderer Of Children Can’t Be Cremated To “Witches’ Sabbath” portion of Hector Berlioz’s Symphonie Fantastique https://t.co/S7rs2mGMaK

⬤ How Hippies Put on the Worst Music Festival in History https://t.co/fDBgG9Yume

⬤ Eggs are the future
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⬤ Bigfoot Dildo https://t.co/E7fNbY75T7

⬤ Is Nirvana Punk? https://t.co/Vo5SX1OTAh

⬤ Is Nirvana punk? https://t.co/daJGVF8jYQ

⬤ Did Post Malone’s “Rockstar” Get To #1 By Gaming The Billboard System? https://t.co/kUHobuzEFe

⬤ Hustler Founder Larry Flynt Offers $10M for Info Leading to Trump’s Impeachment https://t.co/TFQHLCeVBr

⬤ Harmony Korine’s Newest Stoner Comedy “The Beach Bum” Will Have Weed Smell-O-Vision https://t.co/nJdFayKLpa

⬤ Warning of ‘ecological Armageddon’ after dramatic plunge in insect numbers https://t.co/MGVNCgQ7Il

⬤ Praying mantis watching TV
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⬤ Russian Artist (best known for nailing his scrotum to the ground on Moscow’s Red Square) Burns French Bank
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⬤ How Superstitions and Myths Affect Animal Conservation https://t.co/MWRRhOJTMk

⬤ The Tree That Owns Itself 🌲
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⬤ Take A Peek Inside The Transient, Beautiful Lives Of Emerald Triangle Trimmers (Photos) #Trimmigrants https://t.co/FKCtW61jna

Pot farmer’s dreams go up in smoke during California wildfires 🔥🍁🔥 https://t.co/kmcLxRXxu7

Are Mexican Cartels Behind California’s Wildfires? https://t.co/BAxnqtuaxL

⬤ Fire, Brimstone, and Dioxin: Toxic Smoke from Wine Country Wildfires Threatens Cannabis Crop and Public Health https://t.co/EyN4KWeang

⬤ Suspects’ phones led Northwest investigators to carcasses in one of the biggest poaching cases they’ve ever seen https://t.co/H1WJ3qKKjA

⬤ Police warn 3 drugs could explode onto local streets
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⬤ Philip K. Dick’s High Life – LSD & Speed
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⬤ Magic mushrooms may ‘reset’ the brains of depressed patients https://t.co/3vohILJzL3

⬤ Mobile Phone Companies Appear To Be Selling Your Location To Almost Anyone https://t.co/79UHiAyeYT

⬤ The new urban legend ‘White Van’?
Bizarre Drone Tries To Lure Kids Off School Playground In Ohio
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⬤ Scientists Can Read a Bird’s Brain and Predict Its Next Song https://t.co/Vz8f6gT5pL

⬤ Everything Is Fake: Top 40 Pieces Of Fakery In Our World
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⬤ Adolf Hitler’s underpants have been sold for $6,737 at an auction in the US
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⬤ The Bizarre Story of How Trump Won’t Stop Claiming a Fake Renoir Painting He Owns Is Real
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⬤ Thief in a suitcase robs bus baggage in Paris https://t.co/inmb2IgpKX

⬤ War of the Worlds (1953) Pressbook
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⬤ Found: The Elaborate Coal Belt Buckles of First-Century Women Warriors https://t.co/Mm7skE6jXV

⬤ Biohacker Josiah Zayner is injecting himself with self-edited DNA at home https://t.co/TOYypD49wY

Los Angeles Eyebrows https://t.co/8irH0QYL5f

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Man behind infamous ‘alien autopsy’ video finally reveals the whole truth behind it
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⬤ Little Green Men from UFOs? POW WWII mural at Wright Patt a mystery https://t.co/NhAGBNuEC3

⬤ Controversial ‘Head Transplant’ Doctor Claims Success In Animal Experiments
https://t.co/DAo4YzKVZd

⬤ Tech bro founds a religious organization seeking “a Godhead based on Artificial Intelligence”
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⬤ Deep Purple’s “Smoke on Water” one of the first two songs to be encoded into the very fabric of life via DNA editing
https://t.co/cyWbgBtAKl

⬤ Even Pokémon Go used by extensive Russian-linked meddling effort
https://t.co/7zMsMJbDGS

⬤ How Facebook Outs Sex Workers https://t.co/MoFGGoaxoU

⬤ Can You be Hacked by the World Around You? https://t.co/qoZ7DyClav

⬤ For sale: (1) Chuck E. Cheese’s animatronic band
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⬤ Camping With John Waters and His Band of ‘Filthy Freaks’ https://t.co/0gW2fNJ36H

⬤ Weinstein: “just stand there and shut up” before reportedly ejaculating into a potted plant
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⬤ Hollywood’s long ugly history with sexual harassment https://t.co/x95ptfNZdH

⬤ Pussycat Doll ‘I Wasn’t In a Girl Group, I Was in a Prostitution Ring’: Pop Super Star Exposes Hollywood Sex Slavery
https://t.co/zhyXAAkCdu

⬤ A man with a tattoo on his forehead that reads, “I’m a pornstar & I fuck teen sluts” Arrested On Groping Allegation
https://t.co/X6Wcns5ptU

⬤ Where ‘Hitler’ doesn’t mean anything
“Hitler: Reloaded” Clothing https://t.co/q0zwUgPrkC

⬤ The Lost Worlds of Wim Wenders’s Polaroids https://t.co/4h1v5oqkzi

⬤ Who vacations in war zones?https://t.co/gltE8nphgl

⬤ Every crate digger’s nightmare:
Record store has ‘Whipped Cream and Other Delights’ and nothing else
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⬤ Someone cosplayed the Javits Center at this year’s New York Comic-Con (which is held at the Javits Center)
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⬤ Driverless Cars Are Giving Engineers a Headache
Need power for 50 to 100 laptops continuously running in the trunk https://t.co/vg3LHMMzij

⬤ The Documentary, Beats, Rhymes and Justice: Hip Hop on Rikers Island https://t.co/aSqSnGVc8M

⬤ Haah, Superchunk cover Corrosion Of Conformity ‘Mad World’
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⬤ The Insane Story of How Pimp C Hated the “Big Pimpin” Beat, Refused to Travel for Video Shoot
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⬤ Preacher Destroys Eminem and Defends Trump
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⬤ Kodak Black Diamond Teeth Wont Stop Bleeding At Dentist Office
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⬤ Young Thug Starts MAKING OUT with Lil Uzi Vert’s New YSL Chain!
Nice Marilyn Manson piece, duuude.
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Would you like yer yoni steamed or fried?

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Transracial: White woman undergoes cosmetic procedures to make herself ‘black’
https://t.co/kArV5XqjCI

Moulay Ismael the Bloodthirsty (1672–1727) sired 888 children.
How many copulations per day would it take?
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Scientists once gave dolphins LSD in attempt to communicate with them https://t.co/tAHSDllY4e

High on drug, Aussie man tries to have sex with crocodile, goes missing https://t.co/HolGPMXbU7

Fish Fart To Communicate https://t.co/p6Irf1HQgz

The Next Big Thing In Cycling Could Be Poop Doping https://t.co/mshFaTqbBn

The Once-Common Practice of Communal Sleeping https://t.co/ASwYJjzdSo

He’s Going To Hell
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Facebotlish: Understanding an AI’s Non-Human Language https://t.co/kHSgxAK46M

Facebook wants to spy on people through their smartphone camera and analyse the emotions on their face https://t.co/HwCsSvjWNY

Inside the rehab saving young men from their internet addiction https://t.co/mEU3ZAoEkg

Pizza Ice Cream Exists #Eww https://t.co/fSxgeGHARd

This guy is grilling meat inside of a filing cabinet https://t.co/PTBWqyBNIC

‘Breatharian’ couple have barely eaten for NINE YEARS and think they only need ‘the universe’s energy’ to live https://t.co/cUb2Igh9sr

Blackboards in Porn: What do they write and is it correct? https://t.co/xHK5a9SS3J

Vintage Apple Computer sneakers $15000 https://t.co/xGnyn4ZHPf

Maison Margiela Pre-Destroyed Sneakers $1425 https://t.co/dOUORijpqR

Opioid Dealers Embrace the Dark Web to Send Deadly Drugs by Mail https://t.co/XBnTZNAXl5

DOT employee finds 1 kilogram of cocaine in shopping center https://t.co/tUcSfTIPcn

Carrie Fisher’s autopsy reveals cocktail of drugs, including cocaine, opiates and ecstasy https://t.co/KuURTXNSE4

The Dopest Dope I Ever Smoked in Prison https://t.co/zLauviFbhc

Casa Diablo Vegan Strip Club – Portland, Oregon https://t.co/s7gPczkc7Y

What happens when you peel off 30 years of graffiti? https://t.co/qaUVPnjWI3

Auction: Kelly LeBrock’s studded leather jacket from Weird Science -Starting bid $30 k estimated to go for $50 k https://t.co/wBesrOMtMk

This guy makes stickers that look like power outlets to prank air travelers https://t.co/gtQ8eTtOMY

Fidget Spinners Are Over
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“There are little folds of skin all over the place, you can hardly find it. The little hole underneath is so terribly small that I simply can’t imagine how a man can get in there, let alone how a whole baby can get out!”
Anne Frank

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Welcome To Smell

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‘The Matrix’ Reboot: It’s Finally Happened. Hollywood Has Run Out of All the Ideas https://t.co/mUT7YBEkR5

Tools & Tricks For Calling Bullshit https://t.co/s0SvZnwg9s

James Brown – Every Soul Train appearance

Former CIA Director Michael Hayden Blames Millennials for Government Leaks https://t.co/O4dOrEeU8C

A Rogue Robot Is Blamed For a Human Colleague’s Gruesome Death https://t.co/U0528GMcHc

Clear Knee Mom Jeans https://t.co/tEmEhq1Yo1

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Clear Knee Mom Jeans remind me of the movie So Fine (1981)

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American cocaine use is way up. Colombia’s coca boom might be why https://t.co/YiNlLE2RWZ

Russian Billionaire Loses $150 Million on Four Artworks https://t.co/ZAyE5hAee2

Goodbye to All That: Why Do Artists Reject the Art World? https://t.co/ySQw1Vr9XE

The Neural Systems of People Who Don’t Enjoy Music https://t.co/I670YQicsb

Women watch porn on their mobile phones more often than men, study claims https://t.co/xEFvdwyaOo

Poachers are trying to hack animal tracking systems https://t.co/QKzcI9AW7J

Horn-pilfering poachers murdered a young rhino at a French zoo https://t.co/YL1drToJNB

Facebook failed to remove sexualised images of children https://t.co/SWTchRfjAW

Manufacturing 750,000,000 Doses of LSD to Save the World
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REMEMBER:
It just doesn’t matter!

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Thousand Island Stressing

Madonna Shrimping

6 in 10 of you will share this link without reading it, a new, depressing study says washingtonpost.com/news/the-inter…

1,200 people are killed each year over sneakers qz.com/554784

Houston man guilty in killing over Air Jordan shoes chron.com/news/houston-t…

Live Every Day Like You’re on Mushrooms theatlantic.com/health/archive…

Teenager Sent Snapchat Pic Of Murder Victim “I just killed a motherfucker 10 minutes ago.” thesmokinggun.com/documents/crim…

Michael Jackson ‘stashed pictures of animal torture and nude children’ inside locked closet at Neverland Resort telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/2…

Smartphone Users Are Paying for Their Own Surveillance truth-out.org/news/item/3649…

Zuckerberg covers his Macbook camera and audio jack with tape dailym.ai/28M5Qm1

The Bizarre World of Unsolicited Mark Zuckerberg Fan Art gizmodo.com/the-bizarre-wo…

Gator Bait

CERN Has a Deep, Dark Secret! Are They Opening The Portals Of Hell? beforeitsnews.com/prophecy/2016/…

‘Mass Hysteria’ Causes Stampede at NYC Subway Station nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Cen…

RAW VIDEO: Inside Satanic Killer Algarad’s house social.newsinc.com/media/json/690…

Wise County, Texas Cop Made Accused Sex Offenders Take Graphic Nude Photos for His Own Personal Collection
thefreethoughtproject.com/cop-tricks-sex…

The Day the Clown Cried edit (1972) youtu.be/n9zy-VQLL9I

World’s Largest ‘Fart-In’ Is Planned for Hillary Clinton’s Acceptance Speech in Philadelphia truthdig.com/eartotheground…

Michelle Obama is a Man Finally Proven youtu.be/dgz4lGzvdY8

$1.4 Billion Warship Can’t Run in Warm Water thedailysheeple.com/1-4-billion-wa…

Man Caught On Video Allegedly Stealing Pigeons Off NYC Street cbsloc.al/1UENLpO

Fart fight breaks out at Sloppy Joe’s deathandtaxesmag.com/293602/sloppy-…

Migos – THE DAB IS DEAD tmz.com/2016/06/19/mig… #RIPTheDab

‘John Lydon: Capital Radio, Tommy Vance Show, July 16th 1977’ soundcloud.com/rotten_1444674…

Despite Ever-Expanding Police State Measures, Cops Worse than Ever at Solving Crimes, Here’s Why thefreethoughtproject.com/extensive-poli…

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Emo Philips

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Emo Philips (born Phil Soltanek; February 7, 1956) is an American entertainer and comedian born in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove. Much of his standup comedy stems from the use of paraprosdokians spoken in a wandering falsetto tone of voice and a confused, childlike delivery of his material to produce the intended comic timing in a manner invoking the ‘wisdom of children’ or the idiot savant. –Wiki

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