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▲ Ferret Legging – A Truly Unusual Sport
Also known as ferret-down-trousers and put ‘em down, the rules of the sport are pretty tight. Competitors have two ferrets placed inside their trousers, which are tied firmly at the ankles and belted up at the waist, thereby eliminating any point of escape for the furry creatures. The competitor then stands before judges, enduring the misery of the razor-sharp claws and teeth of the ferrets. Other rules state that competitors cannot be drunk and the ferrets must not be sedated. Also, the ferrets must have a full set of teeth that have not been blunted or filed. The man who stands the longest, wins. Sounds gruesome, doesn’t it? Well, get this – they aren’t even allowed to put on underwear, so as to allow free access to the ferrets from one leg to the other.
▲ Shoplifting Around the World [Infographic]
▲ Mountain Dew Will Dissolve Rats On Contact
According to McGill, if a mouse is submerged in Mountain Dew between four and seven days, the rodent “will have no calcium in its bones and bony structures.” During those days of soft drink immersion, “the mouse’s abdominal structure will rupture.” Additionally, “its cranial cavity (head) is also likely to rupture within that time period,” McGill noted. After 30 days exposure to Mountain Dew, “all of the mouse’s structures” would have disintegrated to the point that it would not be recognizable. In fact, “the mouse will have been transformed into a ‘jelly-like’ substance.” The only part of the rodent that could possibly survive, added McGill, was “a portion of the tail.”
▲ Lab-grown glands, eyes and brain parts
Growing a complete, functioning brain is unfeasible, but there is real potential in growing functional neural tissue containing specific types of cells, for transplantation into the human brain. This is one avenue of research that the team are investigating. Last year, they showed that ES cells can be coaxed to differentiate into functional cerebellar Purkinje cells, which integrate themselves into the brain when transplanted into mouse foetuses. “We are now attempting to generate Purkinje cells from human ES and induced pluripotent stem cells,” says Sasai. This would be useful in establishing animal models for the spino-cerebellar ataxias, to investigate their pathogenesis and to explore the possibility of gene therapy for these diseases.” The 3D culture technique could also be used to grow midbrain tissue containing neurons that synthesize the neurotransmitter dopamine, which could eventually prove to be very useful in the development of therapies for Parkinson’s Disease.
▲ No Fear: Memory Adjustment Pills Get Pentagon Push
The Pentagon hasn’t come close to solving the PTSD crisis plaguing the current generation of troops. But a cutting-edge realm of treatment might change that — by wiping away the fear that military personnel associate with traumatic memories. The Pentagon this week announced an $11 million grant for three research institutions, all of them long-time hubs for the military’s ongoing PTSD investigations. Experts at Emory University, the University of Southern California and New York-Presbyterian/Weill Cornell Medical Center will study the effectiveness of D-Cycloserine (DCS). DCS is a pharmaceutical thought to help extinguish fearful memories. It’s usually taken right before exposure therapy, a process that involves recalling traumatic experiences in an effort to nullify the menacing associations that accompany them.
▲ Saudi son sale: $20 million price tag for a child
A failed Saudi businessman has put up his own son up for sale on Facebook. He claims that with all doors closed to him, he couldn’t see any other way to provide for his wife and daughter. ­Saud bin Nasser Al Shahry wants more than 73 million UAE Dirhams for the boy, a sum equivalent to almost $20 million, reports Qatar’s Al Sharq newspaper. A deal on the boy would offer “a decent life to his mother and sister rather than living in poverty.” The resourceful businessman said his debt-collecting firm had been ruled illegal by a local court and had to be shut down. When Al Shahry approached the Labor Office for financial assistance, the authorities allegedly refused him aid as the ministry does not provide help to individuals over 35 years old.
▲ 7 year old Poppy Burge gets liposuction voucher from ‘Human Barbie’ mum Sarah for Christmas
A seven-year-old who received a voucher for a boob job on her last birthday has received yet another inappropriate gift from her surgery-obsessed mother: A £7,000 voucher for liposuction. Little Poppy Burge received the gift in her Christmas stocking after her mother, a 51-year-old plastic surgery addict known as The Human Barbie, decided it would ‘come in handy’. ‘I put the voucher in her stocking – there’s nothing wrong with that,’ she said. ‘She asks for surgery all the time. She wants to look good and lipo is one of those procedures that will always come in handy.
▲ Police Shoot and Kill Armed 8th Grader in Texas
Police shot and killed an eighth grader brandishing a handgun in a Texas middle school hallway Wednesday. Police received a call around 8 a.m. saying there was someone with a weapon at Cummings High School in Brownsville, Texas, the Associated Press reported. Officers found the student with a handgun in a hallway and shot him after he “engaged” police, a district spokeswoman said in a statement. He was taken to a nearby medical center where he later died, the Brownsville Herald reported. His name has not been released. Local ABC affiliate KXXV-TV reported that police told the student to put his weapon down and fired three times after he refused to comply.
▲ Stephen Hawking admits he finds women ‘a complete mystery’
His career has shed light on the secrets of the universe, from the nature of space-time to the workings of black holes, but there is one conundrum that still baffles the world’s most famous scientist. In an interview to mark his 70th birthday this weekend, Stephen Hawking, the former Lucasian professor of mathematics at Cambridge University, admitted he spent most of the day thinking about women. “They are,” he said “a complete mystery.”
▲ Avoiding Facial Recognition of the Future
The main focus of the camouflage is to use makeup and hair to create a look that is a mix between organic and machine. This makes it very hard to program software that can detect facial features if the traditional lines of a person’s visage are broken up in non-organic fashion. For those wanting to take a stab at protecting their identity, there are a few basic tips offered: 1. Avoid enhancers: They amplify key facial features. 2. Partially obscure the nose-bridge: The region where the nose, eyes, and forehead intersect is a key facial feature. 3. Partially obscure the ocular region: The position and darkness of eyes is a key facial feature. 4. Remain inconspicuous: For camouflage to function, it must not be perceived as a mask or disguise.
▲ PayPal Tells Buyer To Destroy Purchased Violin Instead Of Return For Refund
a seller claims that she’s out $2,500 and an antique violin after the company told the buyer to destroy the instrument. According to the seller, who shared her tale with the aforementioned Regretsy, she had sold the old violin to a buyer in Canada, who subsequently disputed the instrument’s bona fides. It is certainly not uncommon for people in the antique musical instrument field to argue over whether or not a particular item is the real deal, and it makes sense to notify PayPal that you are disputing the purchase. But the decision as to whether or not the violin is the real deal or an impersonator is not usually left up to the company that promises the payment. Alas, someone at PayPal apparently is an expert in old violins, because the company determined the instrument was “counterfeit” and told the buyer he needed to destroy it in order to get his refund. The buyer not only smashed the violin to bits; he also snapped some pics that he sent to the seller.
▲ La Redoute Naked Man Kids PHOTO
Stylist UK reports that the image has stirred up its fair share of controversy in France — and with good reason. The photo, found on La Redoute’s e-commerce site, features four annoyingly happy looking children frolicking on the beach wearing fun (if grammatically incorrect) T-shirts. But way off in the distance behind them is a man wearing absolutely nothing. This is creepy on a number of levels — in the photo, this naked man’s presence invalidates all that childlike joy the children are experiencing. But then you have to step back a level. How did this man get here in the first place? Did La Redoute really do a children’s photoshooot on a beach where people are allowed to roam around naked? Odds are, if there was one naked guy on that beach, there were probably more.
▲ Chinese Girls Before and After Makeup
Before and after makeup comparisons, even more shocking than plastic surgery
▲ Deadly parasite turns Bay Area honeybees into zombie slaves
Infected bees go mad, abandoning their hive in a suicidal rush toward bright lights, according to a new study by San Francisco State researchers. “It’s the flight of the living dead,” said lead investigator and biology professor John Hafernik, also president of the California Academy of Sciences. The parasite, a tiny fly, has been found in bees from three-quarters of the 31 surveyed hives in the Bay Area — essentially, everywhere except Santa Clara and San Mateo counties. In a plotline similar to a George Romero horror film, the fly deposits its eggs into the bee’s abdomen, then takes over. The hapless bees walk around in circles, with no apparent sense of direction. Some are unable to even stand on their legs. “They kept stretching them out and then falling over,” Hafernik said. “It really painted a picture of something like a zombie.”
▲ India girl killed in ritual sacrifice to ensure better harvest
Police arrested two men, both poor farmers, last week and they told police they killed the girl to appease their gods and get a better harvest, Das said. Tati was walking home after watching television at a neighbor’s house when she was kidnapped, Das said. The two men confessed to cutting her open and removing her liver as an offering. Das said the police had gathered enough evidence, apart from the confessions, to charge the two with murder. They would face life in prison or even the death sentence if convicted. The men were described as “tribals,” a term referring to the region’s indigenous people, most of whom remain mired in poverty and illiteracy.
▲ ‘Lost World’ Of Sea Creatures Discovered Near Antarctica
A “lost world” of sea creatures was discovered near Antarctica, British scientists announced Wednesday. Scientists doing their first exploring of deep-sea vents in the Antarctic said it was unlike anything found around other hydrothermal vents — a world populated by new species of anemones, predatory sea stars, and piles of hairy-chested yeti crabs. It was “almost like a sight from another planet,” said expedition leader Alex Rogers, a professor of zoology at Oxford University. Even in the eye-popping world of deep-sea vents, the Antarctic discoveries stand out, with the unfamiliar species of crabs found crowded in piles around the warm waters emanating from the seafloor. Many of the animals found at the vents have never been found at hydrothermal vents in other oceans, Rogers said. “To see these animals in such huge densities was just amazing,” Rogers told LiveScience.
▲ Naked man interrupts ‘Chipmunks’ at North Riverside Mall theater
Kids and parents who paid admission to see a movie about three shipwrecked chipmunks on Dec. 29 at the North Riverside Park Mall’s Classic Cinemas theater, 7501 Cermak Rd., got a bonus show that afternoon – one that landed a 34-year-old Chicago man in Cook County Jail. About a half hour into the 4 p.m. showing of the kiddie feature Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked, police say an entirely naked Edward L. Brown stood up from his seat in the front row, faced the crowd of 86 theater-goers, stretched out his hands and displayed his genitalia for all to see before sitting back down to enjoy the movie. …According to the police report, Brown told officers that he had been let inside the movie theater for free by an unknown female who allegedly told him to have a seat in the front row of the theater, take off his clothes and wait for her, so they could have sex, smoke crack and do heroin.
▲ Charlton Library Sends Police To Collect Overdue Books From 5-Year-Old
A Charlton mom says her local library crossed the line when they sent police to collect her daughter’s overdue library books. Her mom says the 5-year-old girl was so afraid that she burst into tears. Charlton Police Sergeant Dan Dowd stopped by the home of Shannon Benoit to let her know that her daughter had two books several months overdue which needed to be returned or paid for.
▲ Bonobo ape lights campfire, cooks hamburgers
Kanzi, a 31-year-old Bonobos, also known as the pygmy chimpanzee, reportedly became obsessed with the film “Quest for Fire” at an early age. “Kanzi makes fire because he wants to,” Dr. Sue Savage-Rumbaugh, his main handler at the Great Ape Trust, told the Telegraph. “The movie was released about a year after Kanzi was born and was about early man struggling to control fire. Kanzi watched this spellbound over and over hundreds of times.”
▲ Children becoming ‘addicted’ to computers
Children’s access to smartphones and computers should be limited to stop them becoming “addicted” to electronic gadgets, according to a schools’ leader.
▲ Password case reframes Fifth Amendment rights in context of digital world
Beyond the log-in screen of Ramona Fricosu’s laptop computer lies what federal prosecutors say could be the key evidence in the bank-fraud case against her. There’s only one problem: Prosecutors don’t know her password. Thus, in an extraordinarily rare move, prosecutors in Denver are seeking a court order forcing Fricosu to unlock the computer so that they can obtain files they would use to try to convict her and her ex-husband. Civil-liberties groups nationwide have taken notice, saying the case tests the strength of rights against self-incrimination in a digital world. Prosecutors, meanwhile, say that allowing criminal defendants to beat search warrants simply by encrypting their computers would make it impossible to obtain evidence in an age when clues are more likely held within a hard drive than a file cabinet.
▲ White powder sent to Fla. gov’t office sickens 4
According to the Palm Beach Post, initial testing of the white powder was “inconclusive.” WPEC mentioned that there can be psychological and physical effects or psychosomatic symptoms even if the substance is not hazardous due to the panic caused by the situation, but Emergency Manager for the City of West Palm Beach Allan Ortman told the Palm Beach Post that when tested the powder didn’t change colors, which is raising some concern. The powder has been sent to a FBI lab for further testing, and results are expected within 24 hours.
▲ Police State 2012: No Need to Wait, It’s Already Here
One of the greatest problems in talking about the police state is that all such discussion of the subject is hampered by the lack of a clear-cut definition. Given the public’s own ignorance of the true nature and function of a police state, story after story after story of intolerable levels of official oppression, secret illegal surveillance, and increasingly sophisticated technology for tracking, apprehending, incapacitating and even killing dissenters can be dismissed because these stories are reported one at a time, in a contextless and therefore meaningless way that invites the interpretation that these stories are only warnings of what is to come instead of sign posts of a reality that is already here.
▲ John Lydon’s top of the pops roots Reggae picks
Don Letts: The Rastas loved John! To them he was “THE punk rock Don from London” they were aware of all the trouble he had stirred up in London, and yeah, they were into what he stood for and his stance, and they dug it… We smoked a chalice together with U Roy for breakfast, and then went out to one of his dances, miles out in the countryside, quite a long journey by car. I remember the dreads stringing up this sound, and kicking off with some earthquake dubs. Now let me tell you this sound system was LOUD, and me and John both of us, literally passed out! I remember hours later some dreads shaking us awake, it was like, “Wake up man, dance done, dance finish now man!” Yeah, it was pretty wild for me and John out in Jamaica. We loved it. John just had a vibe you know, people were drawn to him. It was the same in London; it was the same in Kingston. John is Irish, and there is a definite affinity between Jamaicans and Irish!
▲ Pot Culture: White Punks on Dope
In fact, despite protestations to the contrary, the punks always smoked pot when no one was looking. In John Lydon’s autobiography, Don Letts explains how he became DJ at the seminal punk hang out, The Roxy: “I took the job at first for the money. I thought the punks were just a bunch of crazy white people. I didn’t really tune into it. When I became the deejay and started meeting them, I picked up on what they were doing. I got the job first, and then got all my black mates to work there. Everybody who worked there, besides Andy (Czezowski), was black. We used to make joints before we went to work to sell to the punks over the counter. The people would come up and say, ‘Give me two beers and a spliff. No, make that two spliffs and a beer.’ They couldn’t roll Jamaican cones.”

 

 

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✧ THE COOLEST TOYS EVER: The barely legal pleasure palace
If there’s one thing that kids have in common, it’s a love of toys.  Whether your parents got you ever latest new flashy thing, or you just found an armless GI JOE to pass the time with, toys have played an important role in all of our lives.  Here’s a loving look at the coolest toys of all time, resulting from an intensive 8 year multi-million dollar study performed by our website.
✧ Sandusky’s Lawyer: If You Believe Witness, “I Suggest You Dial 1-800-REALITY.” That’s A Gay Phone Sex Line.
Joe Amendola, the attorney for Jerry Sandusky who thus far has been lawyerin’ like a man who got his J.D. from the bottom of a cereal box, did some more lawyerin’ in front of the cameras this morning. The choicest moment: At one point, Amendola discussed the possibility that Mike McQueary witnessed a rape, told Joe Paterno and two university administrators, and no one did anything except tell Sandusky to stay out of the locker room with kids. To anyone who believes that version of events, Amendola said, “I suggest you dial 1-800-REALITY.” We did. Here’s what we got: Hey guys, welcome to the hottest place for triple-X action. Get ready for bulging, bursting pleasure with horny gay, bi, and bi-curious studs. Just 99 cents per minute.
✧ “Mad Honey” Sex Is A Bad Idea
“Mad honey” is honey made by bees from the nectar of toxic Rhododendron flowers. In places where wild Rhododendrons grow, including Turkey, it’s a health hazard. The dangers of mad honey were known to the ancient Greeks and Romans, and it’s reported that leaving tainted honeycombs in the path of invading armies was a popular military tactic. 2000 years later, some people still haven’t quite got the message. According to a case report from cardiologists Yarlioglues et al, a married couple deliberately ate some mad honey “for reasons of sexual performance”.
✧ The Internet Blacklist vs. The Constitution
Last week, two leading Constitutional scholars offered detailed analyses of the Internet blacklist bills now pending in Congress, the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) and Protect-IP, or PIPA. Both scholars concluded that the proposed law could not pass muster under the U.S. Constitution. So you’d think that the new version of SOPA circulated this week would have resolved those concerns.   You’d think wrong. While the revised SOPA briefly mentions the First Amendment, the substantive text makes clear that’s just lip service.  Here’s a selection of fundamental flaws that remain in both SOPA and PIPA:
✧ Rosemount High parent-on-student kissing prank has principal apologizing
A prank on some blindfolded Rosemount High School athletes — they were unknowingly and at times amorously kissed by their parents during a recent pep fest — is collecting YouTube views by the tens of thousands and has the principal apologizing for what happened… …The captains of the school’s winter sports teams — boys and girls — were lined up and blindfolded. They were told they would be kissed and then asked to guess who was on the other side of their lips. Some of the parents during the 59-second YouTube video are seen holding the kisses for several seconds, cupping their child’s faces or embracing and swaying. One mother moved her son’s hand down to her behind during the encounter. Another mom has her son down on the gym floor to the delight of two male students nearby. The hoots, screams and laughter rolled on as the students pulled off their blindfolds to realize it was Mom or Dad they were smooching.
✧ Brain scans should not be used in court… for now
Should an offender’s sentence be decided on the basis of a brain scan? A group of neuroscientists have put together a report for the Royal Society to assess this issue and other ways that progress in brain science might impact the law. Neuroscience is already making waves in court: an Italian woman convicted of murder recently had her sentence reduced on the grounds that her behaviour could be explained by abnormalities in her brain and genes.  The authors on the Royal Society panel, led by Nicholas Mackintosh of the University of Cambridge, also flag up research that suggests the brains of psychopaths are fundamentally different. This raises the question: should individuals with the brain anatomy of a psychopath have their sentence reduced on the ground of diminished responsibility, or should brain scan evidence be used to keep dangerous individuals locked away?
✧ Gingrich ‘proposed the death penalty for marijuana’
Over the weekend, struggling Republican presidential candidate Gary Johnson reminded MSNBC viewers that GOP frontrunner Newt Gingrich had once to called to punish some drug offenders with death. “Newt Gingrich, in 1997, proposed the death penalty for marijuana — for possession of marijuana above a certain quantity of marijuana,” Johnson explained. “And yet, he is among 100 million Americans who’ve smoked marijuana.”
✧ Machine reads your age, gives sample
Big Brother isn’t just watching, he’s also about to size you up via a new product sampling machine that can determine whether you’re the right age — or even the right sex — to receive a sample. Kraft’s new sampling machine, developed by Intel, scans your face and can detect it you’re an adult or a child and blocks dispensing if you are a child. Today, Kraft Foods, the nation’s biggest foodmaker, will roll out in Chicago a device that dispenses its mousse-like Temptations dessert by Jell-O, but only to the product’s target market: grown-ups. The machine, developed by Intel, can detect facial age with a special camera that scans your face and determines if you’re an adult or a kid. If the machine detects a child, it shuts down and asks the child to step away. If it detects an adult — bingo — the sample can be dispensed.
✧ China Keeps Slapping America In The Face And America Just Keeps Taking It
Today, China is absolutely crushing the United States on the global economic stage, but they are hardly playing fair.  They shower their own firms with huge government subsidies, they brazenly steal technology, they publicly violate intellectual property rights, they manipulate currency rates so that foreign firms cannot compete with Chinese prices and they slap ridiculously high tariffs on many classes of foreign goods.  In short, they basically do everything that they can get away with to give themselves a trade advantage.  This predatory behavior has caused an enormous transfer of wealth from the United States to China.  It isn’t as if it is just some sort of an “accident” that we now owe China about a trillion dollars.  The truth is that China just keeps slapping America in the face and America just keeps taking it.  We are like an abused spouse that just keeps coming back for more.  It is disgraceful and it needs to stop.
✧ As Facebook Aims at Millions of Users, Some Are Content to Sit Out
As Facebook prepares for a much-anticipated public offering, the company is eager to show off its momentum by building on its huge membership: more than 800 million active users around the world, Facebook says, and roughly 200 million in the United States, or two-thirds of the population. But the company is running into a roadblock in this country. Some people, even on the younger end of the age spectrum, just refuse to participate, including people who have given it a try. One of Facebook’s main selling points is that it builds closer ties among friends and colleagues. But some who steer clear of the site say it can have the opposite effect of making them feel more, not less, alienated. “I wasn’t calling my friends anymore,” said Ashleigh Elser, 24, who is in graduate school in Charlottesville, Va. “I was just seeing their pictures and updates and felt like that was really connecting to them.”
✧ 10 Ridiculous Things That Make You a Terror Suspect
You thought you weren’t doing anything wrong, so why should you care about who they call a terrorist? Well, you may not believe it, but you’re likely a terror suspect in America’s new paradigm of the Land of the Fear. The government is casting a wide net over its citizens in its search for potential threats. Now, you don’t need to actually commit a crime to be hauled away to a detention center and held without charges while you are tortured; you just need to appear suspicious by sympathizing with anti-government views to be labeled a domestic terrorist.
✧ DNA: The next big hacking frontier
Imagine computer-designed viruses that cure disease, new bacteria capable of synthesizing an unlimited fuel supply, new organisms that wipe out entire populations and bio-toxins that target world leaders. They sound like devices restricted to feature-film script writers, but it is possible to create all of these today, using the latest advances in synthetic biology. Just as the personal computer revolution brought information technology from corporate data centers to the masses, the biology revolution is personalizing science.
✧ DNA Hackers: Synthetic biology weaponized virus, zero-day exploit to infect your brain?
From the let’s get futuristically freaky department, future hacking crimes could take a decidedly sinister twist; not hacking to breach systems but brains, bodies and behaviors. This DNA hacking goes way beyond potentially using police bees to bust biohackers, or even storing unhackable data in box of bio-encrypted bacteria. It’s not science fiction to hack insulin pumps or to use jamming signals to stop hackers from lethal pacemaker attacks, but now bioengineers and security futurists are warning that the day is coming when criminals and bioterrorists hunt for vulnerabilities that will give a new meaning to zero-day exploits. In the future, a weaponized virus will aim to infect you, your brain and body biology, and not just your computer or mobile device.
✧ Woman sues sex toy company after injuring herself using vibrator
A California woman claims a little foreplay nearly put her six feet under. April Bonjour says her pleasure turned quickly to pain while using a “vibrator/dildo” with her boyfriend last November when the sex toy caused a sharp vaginal pain and massive bleeding. “I started to get faint from the loss of blood,” she wrote in a personal injury complaint filed Aug. 30 in California Superior Court. “My boyfriend called 911. By the time they got there, I was in and out of consciousness.” Bonjour, in her suit against Pipedream Products Inc., said both she and her son “thought I was dying … Once we got to the hospital, I had lost so much blood I was given several pints.” Thanks Jasmine
✧ Mother tasered and buried alive in cardboard box by ‘bored’ lover, court told
“Terrified” Michelina Lewandowska, 27, was bound by her hands and feet and left to die in a shallow grave, Leeds Crown Court was told. In a bid to stop her getting free Marcin Kasprzak, her partner and father of their two-year-old son, had a friend help him bury her in a box less than 2ft high and then covered it in soil and leaves and then put a large branch over the top, a jury heard. But she eventually managed to free herself and raise the alarm. A jury was told how Kasprzak, 25, had decided that he no longer wanted to live with his partner and wanted his mother to bring up their young son. In a bid to get her out of the way he used a 300,000 volt electric stun gun on her at their home in Waterloo, Huddersfield, West Yorks, before using parcel tape to gag her and tie her hands and feet.
✧ Woman caught smuggling 1.5kg of cocaine in her dreadlocks on flight to Bangkok
A woman was caught trying to smuggle 1.5 kilograms of cocaine in her dreadlocks on a flight to Bangkok, it was reported today. South African Nobanda Nolubabalo, 23, was arrested and held in Thailand’s capital yesterday after customs officers allegedly noticed a suspicious white substance in her hair. Officials later carried out a search and discovered she had allegedly matted the Class A drug into her dreadlocks before boarding a flight from Brazil.
✧ Man dressed as Santa drugs teen at Berlin Christmas market, 9th victim in a week
A man dressed as Santa drugged a 15-year-old girl at a Berlin Christmas market over the weekend — the latest such attack that has seen holiday revelers left either sickened or unconscious, police said Monday. At about 10 p.m. Saturday the suspect approached the girl and her friend at Berlin’s downtown Alexanderplatz Christmas market, offering both of them what he said was a shot of alcohol in a paper cup, police said. One girl refused, but the other girl drank both of the shots. She soon started vomiting and had to be taken to the hospital, where she underwent a blood test, before being released. Police said it appeared she had been slipped some type of a date rape drug, but released no further details, citing the ongoing investigation.
✧ Man dressed as Santa drugs teen at Berlin Christmas market, 9th victim in a week
A man dressed as Santa drugged a 15-year-old girl at a Berlin Christmas market over the weekend — the latest such attack that has seen holiday revelers left either sickened or unconscious, police said Monday. At about 10 p.m. Saturday the suspect approached the girl and her friend at Berlin’s downtown Alexanderplatz Christmas market, offering both of them what he said was a shot of alcohol in a paper cup, police said. One girl refused, but the other girl drank both of the shots. She soon started vomiting and had to be taken to the hospital, where she underwent a blood test, before being released. Police said it appeared she had been slipped some type of a date rape drug, but released no further details, citing the ongoing investigation.
✧ Indonesia: Punkers’ Mohawks Shaved, Piercings Stripped By Hard-Line Police
Police in Indonesia’s most conservative province raided a punk-rock concert and detained 65 fans, buzzing off their spiky mohawks and stripping away body piercings because of the perceived threat to Islamic values. Dog-collar necklaces and chains also were taken from the youths before they were thrown in pools of water for “spiritual” cleansing, local police chief Iskandar Hasan said Wednesday. After replacing their “disgusting” clothes, he handed each a toothbrush and barked “use it.”
✧ If you want to drink less, then turn down the music: Alcohol tastes sweeter as noise impairs judgement of intake
Alcohol tastes sweeter when loud music is playing and the noise could make it difficult for drinkers to judge how much they are consuming, new research has claimed. Dr Lorenzo Stafford, a psychologist from the University of Portsmouth, conducted the first experimental study to find out how music can alter the taste of alcohol. Dr Stafford said: ‘Since humans have an innate preference for sweetness, these findings offer a plausible explanation as to why people consume more alcohol in noisy environments.’
✧ Man grows new fingertip on stomach
Doctors in China saved a man’s partially-severed finger – by attaching it to his stomach. Furniture worker Wang Yongjun, 20, cut off the end of his middle finger with an electric saw in an accident at work. Wang, of Liaoyang, Liaoning Province, was rushed to hospital where doctors had to think fast. Dr Huang Xuesong said the muscle and skin had been cut away from the end of his finger leaving only the bone showing. “We had to make a quick decision or he could have lost his finger. We decided to cultivate a new fingertip on his stomach,” he said. Doctors operated and attached Wang’s finger to his stomach in the hope that new skin and muscle would grow around it.
✧ Baby, baby, baby, no: Pay up or be forced to listen to Justin Bieber
For someone who isn’t a fan of teen idol Justin Bieber, being forced to listen to one of his songs over and over again could be considered cruel and unusual punishment. At Evanston Township High School this week, they called it a fund-raiser. To motivate their fellow students to donate money for a struggling cafe/arts center popular with ETHS kids, seniors Charlotte Runzel and Jesse Chatz persuaded administrators to let them blast Bieber’s hit “Baby” over the school’s loudspeaker system at the end of each class period — and not stop playing the song until Runzel and Chatz had met their goal.
✧ Bye Bye Booie! California’s smoking chimpanzee who learned sign language dies at 44
A chimpanzee that kicked a smoking habit and used sign language to beg for candy has died at a California animal refuge. Martine Colette, founder of the Wildlife WayStation, said Booie was being treated for a heart condition when he died on Saturday, at the age of 44. The chimp had been living at the animal sanctuary near Los Angeles since 1995, after he retired from a research lab. Ms Colette said she successfully turned Booie away from his smoking habit but could not make a dent in his love of sweets. She said he would use his signing skills to panhandle for candy by signing: ‘Booie see sweet in pocket.’
✧ Girl, 13, brought booze-laced milk to school
A Glen Ellyn junior high student brought chocolate milk mixed with Bailey’s Irish Cream to school as a “joke,” Glen Ellyn police said. Glen Ellyn Deputy Police Chief Bill Holmer said this week the 13-year-old girl allegedly brought the liquor mixed with chocolate milk to Hadley Junior High School on Dec. 9. Holmer said it’s unclear if any students actually drank the concoction, but it was “given to some other students who claimed to not know what they were given.” The “kid brought this stuff to school claiming it was meant to be a joke,” Holmer said. A student at the school informed staff about the drink, who interviewed other students about the incident then called police, Holmer said. Police worked with the juvenile and her parents “regarding enforcement action,” according to a police report.
✧ Pig Born Without Back Legs: A Balancing Act Like No Other
Wang taught her to walk on her front hooves and she learned in just a few days. After about a month, she began walking on her own, balancing her weight on her front legs as she moves about. Today, despite a body weight of 50 kg (110 pounds), the piglet walks upside down quite effortlessly.
✧ 14 bomb-sniffing dogs on way to Afghanistan died in truck
The death of 14 bomb-sniffing dogs allegedly housed in an unventilated sealed truck while awaiting air shipment from Houston to military forces in Afghanistan has spawned a lawsuit in which requested damages may top $1 million… In an unsuccessful bid to settle the matter without going to court, a Houston lawyer for the Florida company asked the defendants to pay $1.3 million in damages and $30,000 in legal fees. According to the lawsuit, the animals — Tiny, Rex, Rocky, Crock, Dork, Harrie, Stress, Sigo, Rex, Jaco, Kimbo, Kilo, Albert and Bak — were taken the Houston shipping facility on Dec. 20.
✧ Giant Smiley Feel-o-Meter Reflects the Mood of the City
Fuehlometer (Feel-o-meter) by Richard Wilhelmer, Julius von Bismarck, and Benjamin Maus is a light installation consisting of a giant smiley face that reflects the average mood of the people living in the city. An earlier version of this work originally used a more standard light screen installation instead of kinetically moving the different parts of the smiley face. The average emotional value is calculated through the computational analysis of the faces of people passing a camera located in a specific part of the city,
✧ The teenage politics of the British Churches are summed up by their pathetic Christmas poster
The Baby Jesus will not be visited by Three Wise Men bearing gifts of Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh this Christmas. Three different sorts of guys will turn up at the manger, bringing the young Son of God a Fabergé egg, a Swarovski crystal perfume bottle and a Damien Hirst skull. All this is on the seasonal advertising poster issued by the British Churches. There are no shepherds either. These are replaced by a cycle courier and a plasterer. As King Herod himself might have said: “Gee, it’s so relevant and accessible it fair sets your teeth on edge.” Jesus famously commanded us: “Take no thought for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat and the body than raiment? Why take ye thought for raiment?”
✧ As Banks Start Nosing Around Facebook and Twitter, the Wrong Friends Might Just Sink Your Credit
A new wave of startups is working on algorithms gathering data for banks from the web of associations on the internet known as “the social graph,” in which people are “nodes” connected to each other by “edges.” Banks are already using social media to befriend their customers, and increasingly, their customers’ friends. The specifics are still shaking out, but the gist is that eventually, social media will account for at least the tippy-top of the mountain of data banks keep on their customers. “There is this concept of ‘birds of a feather flock together,’” said Ken Lin, CEO of the San Francisco-based credit scoring startup Credit Karma. “If you are a profitable customer for a bank, it suggests that a lot of your friends are going to be the same credit profile. So they’ll look through the social network and see if they can identify your friends online and then maybe they send more marketing to them. That definitely exists today.”
✧ How common is Nazi fancy dress?
It is really very easy to avoid a controversial costume, but that does not seem to stop some people. And one of the most offensive outfits is a Nazi uniform, as Conservative MP Aidan Burley has discovered. The MP for Cannock Chase in Staffordshire has been pictured in a national newspaper sitting next to another man dressed as an SS guard. Burley, who was on a stag do in a French ski resort at the time, has apologised for the “clearly inappropriate behaviour” of some of his friends. In some countries, wearing a swastika armband in public would be illegal But he is not the first person, and will surely not be the last, to hit the headlines over a Nazi costume. Prince Harry is perhaps the most famous Nazi fancy dress costume-wearer in the world. In 2005, he was pictured wearing a German desert uniform and a swastika armband at a friend’s birthday party. The fancy dress theme was “colonial and native”.
✧ The school of Jay-Z studies
Judging by the amount of fuss he caused, one would think Georgetown University Professor Michael Eric Dyson had floated the idea of abolishing child labor laws. In reality, all he had done was announce that this semester he would be teaching a course entitled “Sociology of Hip-Hop – Urban Theodicy of Jay-Z.” And it was Glastonbury all over again. The outrage flew from all directions. A SPIN headline referred to “Georgetown’s Semi-Ridiculous Jay-Z Class”, while the main article nonchalantly mentions that tuition at the university is $40,920, attaching the price to a particularly inarticulate quote from a college sophomore. Gawker was still more ruthless in its takedown, declaring: “One notable thing about Michael Eric Dyson is that although he is very good at being an academic celebrity, he doesn’t know shit about hip-hop.”
✧ Census data: Half of U.S. poor or low income
Squeezed by rising living costs, a record number of Americans — nearly 1 in 2 — have fallen into poverty or are scraping by on earnings that classify them as low income. The latest census data depict a middle class that’s shrinking as unemployment stays high and the government’s safety net frays. The new numbers follow years of stagnating wages for the middle class that have hurt millions of workers and families.
✧ China’s deserted fake Disneyland
Situated on an area of around 100 acres, and 45 minutes drive from the center of Beijing, are the ruins of ‘Wonderland’. Construction stopped more than a decade ago, with developers promoting it as ‘the largest amusement park in Asia’. Funds were withdrawn due to disagreements over property prices with the local government and farmers. So what is left are the skeletal remains of a palace, a castle, and the steel beams of what could have been an indoor playground in the middle of a corn field.
Memphis Cop Sexts & Rapes 14 Year Old Relative
A Memphis police officer is behind bars after investigators say he sent a 14-year-old girl nude pictures and had a sexual relationship with the teen. Officer Ericck Cain, 25, has been charged with aggravated statutory rape and exploitation of a minor by electronic means. Investigators say Cain emailed a naked picture of himself to a 14-year-old relative in January. About six months later, police say, the two had sex in a house in the 5600 block of Cottonwood. “He gave us a statement of admission,” said Dave Martello, of the Memphis Police Department. Police say the initial report was made at the Mt. Moriah precinct. One of the teenager’s friends came went to the station Monday night and told police everything she knew about the relationship. Police say they do not suspect there are any other alleged victims, but that one is enough. “It’s such a disappointment,” said Martello.”This person is a criminal just like the people that we deal with on the streets every day.”
✧ Somalia’s Rebels Embrace Twitter
Think of it as the Battle of the Tweets. Somalia’s powerful Islamist insurgents, the Shabab, best known for chopping off hands and starving their own people, just opened a Twitter account, and in the past week they have been writing up a storm, bragging about recent attacks and taunting their enemies. “Your inexperienced boys flee from confrontation & flinch in the face of death,” the Shabab wrote in a post to the Kenyan Army. It is an odd, almost downright hypocritical move from brutal militants in one of world’s most broken-down countries, where millions of people do not have enough food to eat, let alone a laptop. The Shabab have vehemently rejected Western practices – banning Western music, movies, haircuts and bras, and even blocking Western aid for famine victims, all in the name of their brand of puritanical Islam – only to embrace Twitter, one of the icons of a modern, networked society.
✧ ‘White Only’ Pool Sign Owner Explains
A female landlord, Jamie Hein, had a sign that read, “Public Swimming Pool, White Only” hanging on a gate at her house and her private pool. (Photo credit: Ohio Civil Rights Commission) An Ohio landlord accused of discriminating against an African-American girl with a “white only” sign at her swimming pool told ABCNews.com that the sign was an antique and a decoration. “I’m not a bad person,” said Jamie Hein of Cincinnati. “I don’t have any problem with race at all. It’s a historical sign.” The sign in question reads, “Public Swimming Pool, White Only.” It is dated 1931 and from Alabama. Hein, 31, was unapologetic about the racist origins of the sign that she displayed at the entrance to her pool. She said she collects antiques and was given the sign as a gift. She also said that even though the sign seems to indicate that the pool is public, the pool is on her private property and “everybody has to ask before getting in my pool.”

 

 

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  • A movie script that had been rejected provoked a bomb scare in Beverly Hills Thursday afternoon.Authorities responded after a briefcase was found in an alley at Rodeo Drive and Little Santa Monica Boulevard just before 10:30 a.m.

    Parts of Beverly Hills were shut down for two hours and some businesses were evacuated as the bomb squad pulled a suspicious device from a literary agent’s office.

    Turns out it wasn’t a real bomb, but a briefcase with a computer inside and a screenplay a man wanted the agent to read.

    Beverly Hills police say the screenwriter won’t be charged with a crime. They wouldn’t reveal his name, but they say he’s been asking this agent for some time to read his work and left the briefcase when the agent refused to read it.

  • Fukushima nuclear power plant radiation recordings of external gamma radiation have been so high this week, they went off scale said veteran nuclear expert Arnie Gunderson on Thursday after the famous physicist, Dr. Chris Busby told the Japanese people this week that radioactive air contamination there is now 300 times that of Chernobyl and 1000 times the atomic bomb peak in 1963, inferring that hundreds of millions of people are now dying from Fukushima radiation, including people in the United States.
  • Egypt’s General Authority for Export and Import Control recently discovered radioactive cargo in two containers shipped from Japan to Ain Sokhna port, the Red Sea Ports Authority said.This is the third radioactive shipment Egypt has discovered over the past month.

    The radioactive material was found aboard ships carrying electric and mechanical instruments. A letter from Egypt’s atomic energy authorities confirmed the cargo had above-regulation radiation levels.

    An official at the seaport said the Ministry of Environment and DP Worlds, which runs the Ain Sokhna port, transferred the ships to a sandy area in order to prevent the radiation from spreading to other shipments and vessels.

    The authority said it would review communications between Japan and the companies that imported the shipments. It had said in late July it would immediately withdraw the shipping licenses of any companies responsible for importing radioactive cargo.

  • Inmates typically do not choose to return to prison once they are released, but Thursday morning officers at Folsom Prison were dealing with a former prisoner who snuck back on campus.Correctional officers arrested 48-year-old Marvin Lane Ussery for being on prison grounds. Ussery was paroled in 2009 after serving time for a robbery charge, he was held at California State Prison, Sacramento, also called New Folsom Prison.

    Officers say Ussery snuck onto the prison grounds overnight, and was spotted on thermal imaging equipment around 1:30 a.m.

  • If you’re on a longboard, you failed already. Thanks Baller

  • More face transplant recipients and donor families are going public. They are boosting acceptance of an operation that six years ago was just daredevil theory.On Thursday, a Boston hospital released a photo of Charla Nash, the Connecticut woman mauled by a chimpanzee. She had a face transplant in May. Other people who have had face transplants are now able to walk the streets without people knowing they have someone else’s face.

    Eighteen such transplants have been done worldwide. The first was in November 2005 on a French woman mauled by her dog. The first in the U.S. was in December 2008 in Cleveland. A Pittsburgh hospital hopes to offer them soon. The U.S. Department of Defense is funding more in hopes of helping disfigured soldiers.

  • FCC Chairman Julius Genachowski announced a five-step plan on Wednesday to update the technology that powers the 911 emergency response system.The plan will enable the transmission of text messages, voice calls, videos and photos, as well as automatic location information. The FCC hopes that such a plan will enable emergency responders to respond faster while also giving individuals more options for contacting 911, depending on the emergency situation.

  • You’d think graffiti would be a young man’s game. Especially the kind of down-and-dirty, illegal type that requires taggers to covertly leave their mark while being prepared to run like hell if anyone catches them. Well, there’s always an exception to the rule.Meet 71-year-old Charles Ignatius Wesley. He was finally arrested after leaving his tag on hundreds of telephone poles in Pinellas County over the past five years.

    The initials SLA had been popping up on phone poles in the area since at least 2006. According to the St. Petersburg Times, sheriff’s deputies originally thought the tag could be connected to the Symbionese Liberation Army, the left-wing radical group that made waves in the ’70s by kidnapping heiress Patty Hearst.

  • Another milestone for custom-crafted transplants: the world’s first lab-built sphincters. The breakthrough offers hope to countless people who have become incontinent through damage to their own anal sphincters.The spare-part sphincters were made with some human cells, but have been implanted only in mice so far. Researchers made them by growing donated smooth muscle cells from human sphincters alongside gut nerve cells from mice in circular moulds.

  • “Yeah, there’s a group of African Americans that are walking down 75th Street, going north, that thought it was okay to have a law abiding citizen walking by… and they just jump me, what?””Do you need an ambulance, sir?”

    “No I don’t need an ambulance. I’m bleeding but I don’t give a shit.”

    “Do you want an ambulance?”

    “No I don’t want a fucking ambulance. Send some squads, arrest these people.”

    “We have squads all over the area you’re going to have to walk up to an officer and find one.”

    “Walk up to an officer? I don’t see an officer anywhere what are you talking about?”

    “We have about 20 squads all around the general area.”

    “I mean this is what I gotta go through, I pay taxes and I’m walking down the fucking street — really? — and this is what the fuck happens, some stupid fucking black motherfuckers, they think they can just punch people, really?”

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  • A talented chimpanzee called Panzee can recognise distorted and incomplete words spoken by a computer, scientists have discovered.
  • In a more innocent age, Ronald McDonald was the most benign of media icons: a cheerful clown whose floppy red wig and striped clothes presented an image of family fun.

    But in recent years, another view of the spokes-clown has emerged: To detractors, he’s a heartless corporate shill bent on promoting morbid obesity to young children at the expense of good health.

  • Thirty years ago this month, Nintendo released Donkey Kong to arcades across the United States. The game’s American version went on to sell tens of thousands of units, saving the then-struggling US branch of the company and paving the way for Nintendo’s future success on Western shores.

    Without Donkey Kong, we would have no Mario, and without Mario, it’s hard to imagine what Nintendo would look like today. That makes Donkey Kong, above all others, the most pivotally important video game Nintendo has ever released.

    So it’s time to celebrate–which I did by rounding up a bunch of weird, odd, and interesting stuff about this beloved game.

  • Many of the nation’s leading banks and card issuers, including Wells Fargo, Citi, USAA, Sovereign Bank and Discover, are selling information about consumers’ shopping habits — how much they spend, where they shop and what they buy — to retailers.

    Retailers are using the data to offer targeted discounts via text, email and online bank statements. Each time a consumer cashes in on one of those deals, the retailer pays the bank a nice commission.

  • According to the reports, the court heard Zhan picked his victim at random in an unprovoked attack because he believed Davis was a zombie who was going to attack him.

    The court also heard that Zhan, who is of Chinese origin but lives with his parents in Canada, travelled to Glasgow after hearing voices saying he should go there.

    He reportedly told a psychiatrist that he started seeing blood over the faces of people and was convinced they were zombies.

  • For millions of Jews and Christians, it’s a tenet of their faith that God is the author of the core text of the Hebrew Bible – the Torah, also known as the Pentateuch or the Five Books of Moses. But since the advent of modern biblical scholarship, academic researchers have believed the text was written by a number of different authors whose work could be identified by seemingly different ideological agendas and linguistic styles and the different names they used for God.
  • The human navel should be designated as a bacterial nature reserve, it seems. The first round of DNA results from the Belly Button Biodiversity project are in, and the 95 samples that have so far been analysed have turned up a whopping total of more than 1400 bacterial strains. In 662 cases, the microbes could not even be classified to family, “which strongly suggests that they are new to science”, says team leader Jiri Hulcr of North Carolina State University in Raleigh.
  • Cornish company Concept Shed’s novelty wedding vending machine dispenses marriage ceremonies for £1

    A Cornish company has received interest from around the world for its novelty wedding vending machine.

    Autowed is an 8ft (2.4m) tall pink machine compared by the makers to “a parking meter mixed up with a Cadillac”.

    But it has caught the imagination of people around the world after a video was posted on the internet.

    Requests for machines have come from as away as Russia and Brazil, Falmouth-based inventor Concept Shed said.

    For £1 it plays a specially composed intro version of the Wedding March and asks customers to select their type of union. Bride and groom have the option of pressing one on a keyboard for “I do” and two for “Escape”.

    Purchasers get a wedding receipt and two plastic rings in an egg-shaped plastic capsule.

  • A massive tree house in Crossville, Tennessee, which many have claimed to be the world’s largest, may soon receive an official title from Guinness Book of World Records. It is estimated to have used over a quarter million nails to complete thus far.
  • Rodrick Dantzler, the suspect in the slaying of seven people in Grand Rapids Thursday afternoon, allegedly continued his violent rampage by shooting the driver of a pickup truck in the nose during a traffic jam near Godfrey and Grandville.

    But the bullet ricocheted off the man’s nose.

    Robert Poore’s cousin, Harold Taylor, was riding in the car at the time of the incident. Taylor told 24 Hour News 8 his cousin likely survived the bullet because of a titanium plate in his nose.

  • Where do such moons come from?

    Rayman suggests one source: “When another large body collides with an asteroid, the resulting debris is sprayed into orbit around the asteroid and can gradually collapse to form a moon.”

    Another possibility is “gravitational pinball”: A moon formed elsewhere in the asteroid belt might, through complicated gravitational interactions with various bodies, end up captured by the gravity of one of them.

  • NASA is tracking a piece of Soviet space debris that could collide with the International Space Station, the US space agency said after the shuttle Atlantis docked on its final mission.

    The space junk is part of Cosmos 375, a satellite launched in 1970 by the former Soviet Union and which collided with another satellite and broke apart, but details about the size and exact trajectory of the object were unknown, NASA said.

    NASA estimates that the debris could collide with the station at around 12 noon (1600 GMT) on Tuesday, the same day two US astronauts are scheduled to step out on a spacewalk.

  • Booz Allen Hamilton is a massive American consulting firm that does a substantial amount of work for the Pentagon. This means they’ve got a lot of military business on their servers—which Anonymous hacked. Today they’ve leaked it.

    The leak, dubbed ‘Military Meltdown Monday,’ includes 90,000 logins of military personnel—including personnel from US CENTCOM, SOCOM, the Marine Corps, various Air Force facilities, Homeland Security, State Department staff, and what looks like private sector contractors. Their correspondences could include exchanges with Booz Allen’s highly brassy staff of retired defense folk: current execs include three former Directors of National Intelligence and one former head of the CIA. Anon was also kind enough to gut 4 GB of source code from Booz Allen’s servers. Anon cites the firm’s alleged complicity in the SWIFT financial monitoring program as at least partial motive for the attack.

  • The holy man’s estranged wife, Amora, a respected psychologist, got wind of the tawdry tricks while they were going through a bitter custody battle, she said.

    She managed to have Rabinowich secretly filmed with a call girl and entered the photographic evidence into the record of the bitter custody case.

    “Since when are prostitutes kosher?” Amora Rabinowich told The Post. “He was coming to court claiming he was this pious individual, but he was using the phone on the Sabbath to meet prostitutes.

    “And what kind of rabbi is he? He didn’t even take these prostitutes to the mikvah [Jewish ritual cleansing bath] first.

  • A legal battle over the fate of 10 double eagle gold coins from the Franklin Roosevelt Administration in the 1930s started with the government saying the coins, now worth an estimated $75 million, were wrongly taken from a U.S. mint.

    Authorities say the coins were improperly removed more than 70 years ago from the U.S. Mint at Philadelphia, only blocks from the courthouse where U.S. District Court Judge Legrome D. Davis was presiding over the case.

    “You are going to hear a remarkable and intriguing story about gold coins that were stolen from the U.S. Mint in 1933,” Assistant U.S. Attorney Jacqueline Romero told the jury in her opening statement.

    None of the 445,500 coins, then worth $20 each, ever legally went into circulation, she said. President Franklin Roosevelt issued an executive order shortly after taking office in March 1933 that prohibited the payout of gold from banks.

    Yet 10 coins — called double eagles because the $10 coin was called an eagle — somehow disappeared.

  • MSNBC host Lawrence O’Donnell blasted the “once noble” Newsweek magazine on Monday night for allowing Sarah Palin to say, “I think I can win” in an interview without contest.

    O’Donnell noted that nearly every 2012 presidential poll has shown Palin has little chance, adding that she is the most unpopular politician in Alaska.

    “Newsweek does everything to make the madness of Sarah Palin seem reasonable,” he said.

  • As news of the marriage spread, the state forest department officials stepped into action. Since monkeys are protected in India as government property, no one can pet them, train them or – as in this case – marry them, even to a fellow monkey.

    “It’s illegal to marry a monkey. Anyone found doing that or attending the marriage ceremony will be arrested,” said forest range officer Bhavar Singh Kaviya.

  • The authors suggest that when interventions eliminate people’s freedom to value diversity on their own terms, they may actually be creating hostility toward the targets of prejudice.

    According to Dr. Legault, “Controlling prejudice reduction practices are tempting because they are quick and easy to implement. They tell people how they should think and behave and stress the negative consequences of failing to think and behave in desirable ways.” Legault continues, “But people need to feel that they are freely choosing to be nonprejudiced, rather than having it forced upon them.”

    Legault stresses the need to focus less on the requirement to reduce prejudices and start focusing more on the reasons why diversity and equality are important and beneficial to both majority and minority group members.

  • For several years, public health officials have been concerned that gonorrhea, one of the most prevalent STDs in the world, might become resistant to the last widely available antibiotics used to treat it, a class of drugs called cephalosporins.

    Now, it has.

    In the space of one week, infectious disease specialists have received a one-two punch of bad news that confirms those fears, including the discovery of a new, cephalosporin-resistant strain of the bacteria.

    The percentage of U.S. gonorrhea cases that are resistant to the two cephalosporins used to treat it, cefixime, taken orally, and ceftriaxone, injected, is on the rise, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s latest Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report

  • A stun gun made it onto a JetBlue flight in Boston, and wasn’t discovered until a cleaning crew in Newark, NJ raised the alarm while cleaning up the plane.

    The plane was empty when the palm-sized device was found, and nobody was injured, but the question remains of how it made it through security and onto the plane in the first place.

  • “Looks like Megan is just as talented with Photoshop as she is in entertainment,” said plastic surgeon and blogger Dr. Nicholas Vendemia of New York. “Those lines on her forehead are totally fake. … Muscles in the forehead and brow simply don’t create curved wrinkles like that. The wrinkles Megan is showing us don’t coincide with brow anatomy, nor do they match the facial expression she is making.”
  • Rap star Dizzee Rascal was hauled off a plane at Heathrow yesterday for allegedly hurling abuse at a stewardess – and now he could face a life ban from British Airways.

    The singer, whose single Bonkers was a No 1 hit, was escorted off the flight at Terminal 3 by police called in to attend the disturbance.

    The East London-born singer is said to have hurled foul-mouthed insults at the stewardess as he sat in First Class.

  • Contrails are known to have several effects on climate. On the one hand, they act as a blanket, trapping heat that would otherwise escape into space. On the other, during the day they reflect incoming sunlight, cooling the Earth below more than it is warmed by the other effect. But overall, the consensus among climatologists is that they warm the planet.

    In the 1940s – unlike today – there was hardly any civilian air traffic, so historical records offer an opportunity to test the daytime effects. “Pilots cared about contrails a lot,” says Rob MacKenzie, formerly of Lancaster University, and now at the University of Birmingham, UK. “Aircraft were tracked using contrails and shot down. So pilots would report them.”

  • The crackdown in Belarus grew more indiscriminate this week. Among the 400 arrested: a one-armed man charged with taking part in the clapping protests and mute person accused of shouting antigovernment slogans.
  • Russian blogosphere is buzzing about a video of a crazy car crash in central Moscow that went viral on the web. The incident took place last week in central Moscow when a speeding Nissan GT-R, worth some $160 thousand, rammed into cars parked along the street. The impact was powerful enough to literally throw a jeep into the air. There are no reports of injuries – or the identity of the driver. It’s not clear whether the driver was street-racing with another car. Some bloggers have already claimed they’ve seen the car the evening before driving at a speed of around 200 km/h.

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On A Scale From 1 to 10, Urinate

  • His Jack & Jill Truck was pulled over minutes later and investigators say the ice cream man, 46-year-old Yassir Hassan, was visibly drunk.

    Upon further inspection, authorities found several wine boxes inside.

    But even more disturbing was the discovery of at least three water bottles filled with urine and one of them was found inside the freezer unit used to store the ice cream.

    On top of that, Action News has obtained a copy of the inspection report performed after the arrest which determined the truck had “obviously no hand washing facilities in the vehicle.”

  • Tristane Banon, a writer, claims she had to fend Mr Strauss-Kahn off with kicks and punches when he invited her to a meeting in a room furnished with a double bed and a television. He said he went at her “like a chimpanzee on heat” during the alleged incident in 2002.

    Her husband, a Socialist politician, said she spoke to Mr Strauss-Kahn about it and he said: “I don’t know what came over me, I lost the plot.”

  • For some reason, this bright young rap artist’s career never seemed to get off the ground…
  • Skeptics are important in achieving an objective view of reality, however, skepticism is not the same as reinforcing the official storyline. In fact, a conspiracy theory can be argued as an alternative to the official or “mainstream” story of events. Therefore, when skeptics attempt to ridicule a conspiracy theory by using the official story as a means of proving the conspiracy wrong, in effect, they are just reinforcing the original “mainstream” view of history, and actually not being skeptical. This is not skepticism, it is just a convenient way for the establishment view of things to be seen as the correct version, all the time, every time. In fact, it is common for “hit pieces” or “debunking articles” to pick extremely fringe and not very populated conspiracy theories. This in turn makes all conspiracies on a subject matter look crazy.
  • A top Duma political leader caused shock waves in a recent television interview when he warned that Russia could deploy an arsenal of new technology to “destroy any part of the planet” and kill over a hundred million people using secret weather weapons if the United States, the UN or Georgia tried to stop Russia’s entry into the WTO.
  • Infrared emissions above the epicenter increased dramatically in the days before the devastating earthquake in Japan, say scientists.
  • But writing for the majority, Justice Samuel Alito said that all the Kentucky pot smoker needed to do was tell cops that they had no Constitutional right to enter his fragrant castle. “Occupants who choose not to stand on their constitutional rights but instead elect to attempt to destroy evidence have only themselves to blame” when cops kick their doors down and maybe shoot their dogs, Alito wrote. Got it? All you need to do is yell through the door something to the effect of, “Hey, this is a private residence! I know my rights, man!” The officers will have no choice but to slink away, defeated, leaving you to your warm bath and Songs of the Whales.
    Thanks Dante Ross
  • The situation at the Fukushima plant is currently out of control, says Professor Christopher Busby from the European Committee on Radiation Risks, who gave RT his insight into the recent developments in Japan.
    “Of course, it’s time for the Japanese government to take control. But having said that, it’s very hard to know how you could take control of the situation. The situation is essentially out of control,”
  • This trip is intended as a test of the transpermia hypothesis: that Mars may have held life billions of years ago, and that organisms could have survived the trip to Earth and seeded this planet with life. Those organisms may have invaded the Earth by traveling inside rocks that were blasted off the Martian surface by meteorites. “Whether you can populate planets from other planets is one of the more profound questions,” Betts says. “It’s intriguing, and it’s worth understanding whether the theory is really plausible.”
  • Last week, I spread a rumour on Twitter that in some of the videos seized from his compound during the Navy SEALS raid, Osama Bin Laden was watching my sitcom ‘The IT Crowd’. I did it to illustrate the lightning speed at which a rumour can circulate and mutate on Twitter.

    Only joking! I did it because I thought it would be funny, but it did circulate and mutate really quickly so maybe there’s a good lesson for us here. I mean really, it’s scary what Twitter can do. You can’t get more offline than my mother, and even she said to my brother, the day after the story ‘broke’, “did you hear about your brother and Osama?”

    “So! It appears that one good way of starting a rumour is to pretend that the story is already circulating.
    Reply Retweet
    Does anyone have confirmation that Osama was watching ‘The IT Crowd’ in these home movies? Amazing if true. Don’t know how to feel.”

  • …they say they have found 10 Jupiter-sized objects which they could not connect to any solar system. They also believe such objects could be as common as stars are throughout the Milky Way.

    The objects revealed themselves by bending the light of more distant stars, an effect called “gravitational microlensing”.

    Objects of large enough mass can bend light, as Albert Einstein predicted. If a large object passes in front of a more distant background star, it may act as a lens, bending and distorting the light of that star so that it may appear to brighten significantly.

    The researchers examined data collected from microlensing surveys of what is called the Galactic Bulge, the central area of our own Milky Way.

    They detected evidence of 10 Jupiter-sized objects with no parent star found within 10 Astronomical Units (AU). One AU is equivalent to the distance between our Earth and Sun. Further analysis led them to the conclusion that most of these objects did not have parent stars.

  • Gundersen says Fukushima’s gaseous and liquid releases continue unabated. With a meltdown at Unit 1, Unit 4 leaning and facing possible collapse, several units contaminating ground water, and area school children outside the exclusion zone receiving adult occupational radiation doses, the situation continues to worsen. TEPCO needs a cohesive plan and international support to protect against world-wide contamination.
  • The numbers are disturbingly higher than we have been lead to believe, the number of homes in the villages which are contaminated, the rice paddies, the fact that the “official” six to nine month cleanup is virtually impossible, no matter how much they do accomplish… all of this is what has being kept off the front pages of the mass media.

    The first conversation I had had with Akira Tokuhiro the previous week included the contracts for the clean-up, the bidding process for which was being kept highly secret and is the main reason France’s President Sarkozy headed to Japan so soon after the earthquake and tsunami leading to the accident. It will take a very long time for the surveys to be carried out to determine exactly what needs to be decontaminated, and only so much water for example can be processed per day. TEPCO speaks of 500 to 1,000 people involved with the cleanup, but Tokuhiro claims it will take ten times that amount.

  • Wu-Tang, KRS-One, Tribe Called Quest, Naughty By Nature, DasFX, Guru, Etc…
  • Passengers flying to or from airports that are dominated by a single carrier — like Memphis, Newark or Dallas/Fort Worth — pay fares 20 or 30 percent higher than at non-hub airports. The prices are even more inflated when you’re flying from a smaller city with a limited number of flights. A nonstop one-way ticket from Des Moines to Dallas/Fort Worth is $375 on American Airlines, for example — more than the $335 Delta will charge you to fly from Miami to Anchorage.

    But what happens when you’re interested in flying American from Des Moines to Los Angeles, which hosts a more competitive airport? That flight is only about half the price ($186), despite its being more than double the distance. Now, here’s the trick: American flights from Des Moines to L.A. have a layover in Dallas. If you want to travel to Dallas, the best way to get a reasonable fare is to book the flight to Los Angeles instead, and simply get off the plane at Dallas.

  • WITH a click and a whirr, I am pulled into the scanner. My head is strapped down and I have been draped with a blanket so that I may touch my nether regions – my clitoris in particular – with a certain degree of modesty. I am here neither for a medical procedure nor an adult movie. Rather, I am about to stimulate myself to orgasm while an fMRI scanner tracks the blood flow in my brain.
  • Dr George Kenney, a high school principal in Florida, hypnotized Wesley McKinley, a 16-year-old student, in his office. The next day the male student was found dead, the victim of an apparent suicide by means of drug overdose. Now Kenney has been suspended as police and the school board attempt to figure out whether the nontraditional treatment had anything to do with the death.
    Thanks miamifadecounty.com

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Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on May 19, 2011

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SeMeN SPeRmS Links o’ Death Archive 6

Canadian drug victim sues dealer
Dolphin Gets Boner
Awesome! Roy Shildt, former World Record Holder Of Missile Command
Thnx Billoney
rape puppy in housing project
Go All The Way: Queen Deleona Balloon Stylee
Thnx Molly
Adult Breastfeeding
In responce to the 8 yr old breastfeeding clip
Thnx Billoney
How to Hack a Diebold Voting Machine
Thnx Emone
Corpse Wheeled to Check-Cashing Store Leads to 2 Arrests
Soon To Be A Major Motion Picture: Weekend At Bernie’s 3!
Thnx EMTV
Exploits Sneaker Culture
Thnx Jack Hanley
Muscle Woman Smaller Indian Dude
Thnx Booberry Billoney
High School.. “What’s Happening”
High School “Knuck if you Buck”
High School Band Knuck if U Buck
Hamburger Dress
Mouth Waterin’!
SiFeet Pussy Foot
Latest C-String Invisible panties
Gotti PANTSING GAME
Pantsed pictures
Snorting a Brain Chemical Could Replace Sleep
Study: Whites more likely to get narcotics in ER
Thnx ESPO
3D
Thnx Maryam Modarressi
Monkey
2 Head Snake
kız çarpılmış diyolar
child
Bolt!
Headbutt
Thnx Truett Dietz
Mike Tyson moments
Thnx Jake Hanly
80’s Lover – cb shaw
WTF?!
OK to be gay
Thnx Wade Oates
new03b.jpg (JPEG Image, 650×695 pixels)
thnx ESPO
Sergei’s Frankenstein Litter РExperiments in the Revival of Organisms
8.
perfect stewardess
heels on a train
This is the New Hollywood!
in the Train Prank
Hollywood celebrities all go anorexic turning absolutely flat
Private space companies start competing for cheaper tickets to the Moon
2014 Roundtrip Moon Ticket – $100 Million.
What’s up with the “cocaine mummies”?
The Weird Science Awards
Inside Norway’s ”Doomsday” Seed Vault
Scattered around the Spanish coastline, 700 shipwrecks lie laden with more gold and silver than in the vaults of the Bank of Spain
Active Reactor Radio Active watches Made in Japan.
I’m sure airport security will love this one
Arm-wrestling game recalled after players break arms
Weird Costume Men’s Underpants from Japan
Airmusician Air Guitar
Sushi-Rolling Machine
Reminds me of cigarette rollers
Sex in God’s Words by NaTaS
Biblical Sex Talk
Mystery container found on beach
Thnx David Canning
Pies
watered
-Lisa Soaking. Beakman World.
pie face
Allan Coe Anita Bryant
Bryant Pie in the Face
Pie in the Face
Classic custard pie in the face. Only REAL cream pies are used in my videos. No shaving cream.
Green Slime
shower
In The Face
girl gunged
Pools
at Mohegan Sun 2007
Escapes Major Injury in ATV Rollover
up, wazzup
The Webby Awards’ 12 Most Influential Online Videos of All Time
Obey Plagiarist Shepard Fairey
Throwbacks – Insane Collection of Vintage Spraypaint
T-Qualizer Shirt Flashing Shirt
Inside Skate – Upholstered Skateboard For Indoors
Pipeline Fish Tank
There’s graffiti, then there’s historic graffiti
Santa’s Crimes Against Humanity
Salvia Divinorum to become Schedule 1 drug this new year in Illinois
NPR : ‘Cocaine Shortage’ May Be a Myth
Thnx Petey
vs Duck Hunt
vs Contra
Godzilla doesn’t need 30 lives, HE ONLY NEEDS ONE TO KICK ASS!
Blingee.com SeMeN SPeRmS stamp
Haaah, check out Blingees made with my sperm gif!
Questionable Redecorating Tips & More From TONY’s Cheap Issue
“Sounds…delightful. What girl wouldn’t want “You Look Ugly” ground into her mirror and images of spermatozoids swimming over her ceiling and cabinents?”
Guitar Solo–Eddie Van Halen
Halen vs AC/DC
youths hit by heroin
Moms, don’t blow heroin smoke into yer kids mouths to calm them.
Burroughs in NIKE Air Max commercial
Pretty Gross
HEAD – Helpless – Live – 1980
the Animal Steel at the Zoo
Gene – Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo
midget
German Midget
Vs Shark
Bastard (1968) – Catchy Theme Song
РFiktivní výbuch atomové bomby v Krkonoších (Zprávy ČT24)
Hackers smuggle mushroom cloud into CT’s live broadcasting – Prague Daily Monitor – 18.06.2007
explosion Nükleer Felaket
Baby Jesus Gets GPS After Thefts
Busy Bank Robber at Fulton Mall Was Too Predictable, Police Say
For Orlando Taylor, a 26-year-old Brooklyn man who apparently had a strange attraction to a couple of bank branches at the bustling Fulton Mall, three times was a charm. So was the fourth time. But according to the police, when he returned on Tuesday to c
New Zealand toilet inventor flushes out worm worries
“She felt that the worms were being unfairly treated, being expected to deal with human faeces, and that it could affect them in a psychological way,”
Japan: It’s O.K. to Fire on Godzilla, Official Says РNew York Times
The Post-Apocalyptic Collection
Sneaky Drink a Beer Anywhere
Cheeta – Donate to or Purchase a Painting
He likes to paint and has developed a wonderful talent as an abstract artist trademarked as “Ape-stract.”
Cheeta the World’s Oldest Chimpanzee
Paintings by Chimpanzee Outsell Warhol, Renoir at Auction
NPR : No Chump Change for Chimp Art
Congo (chimpanzee)
Congo was the name of a chimpanzee who learned to paint on paper and canvas, under the aegis of zoologist, ethologist, and surrealist painter Desmond Morris. He was most productive in the late 1950s. His style has been identified with abstract impressioni
Helping Hands: Monkey Helpers for the Disabled
List of apes
The Craziest Kewpie Doll Ever! PQ Creepy Kewpie Doll (Gross Q)
Bowie Lollipop In Eye
A Subway Workers Legacy, in Art Form
Black Sabbath Riots: Milwaukee 1980
A-Ron Needs Interns
Bear-ly Legal
NSFW
The Bronze Pinball Machine with Woman Affixed Also
Foster Back Track – Stockings
Malone Trailer
Malone – Bad Guys
Dog
kid + Paintball + Temper = lolz
or Here’s an Old Man Talking About Sex
Service Saftey Video (WARNING: Little Disturbing)
Movies with Dyanne Thorne
Thnx EMone
Comedy Stylings of John Roberts – The Christmas Tree
Thnx Aviva Yael
Talons Make Me Horny – NSFW
Thnx Truett Dietz
Flaming Shot
Thnx Annette Bunny
Hatchet vs Genitals – NSFW
So Fuckin’ Wrong!
Thnx Roy Roy
flute plays O christmas tree
Thnx Tim Barber
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
IKE ‘BEATS’ TINA TO DEATH
Thnx Espo
How a pair got out of jail free
A Plague of rats hits Indian state
Team trailer (Jean-Claude Van Damme & Dennis Rodman)
FOR DEATH Mall Scene
Verg tearin up the set!
for Death trailer (Steven Seagal)
up empty fuel cans
The Top (trailer)
Your Consideration: Road House
Strutters’ Encounter with the Five-O
Pink Angels (trailer)
thnx Billoney
Suspected Mexican cannibal found dead in cell
Tijuana enclave feels sting of escalating border strife – Los Angeles Times
U.S. Border Patrol agents have battled rock-throwing attackers by launching pepper spray and tear gas into Mexican border neighborhoods
AK47 Paper Gun Model Kit
A gift for the person who has everything
The Kingdom Of Steel Manowar Online Store
The new MANOWAR condoms are the perfect romantic accessory for all true metal couples.
Giant rat found in ‘lost world’
Seen bigger in Chinatown!
Weird Vintage Japanese Model Kits
The Key to Reserva – Hitchcock X Scorsese
Thnx Jake Hanly
Sperm Tattoos
Gold Pill makes your poop glitter for $425
Thnx Billoney
Dana DeArmond x Johnny Ramone RIP
NSFW
McPiss
Some weird chick takes a piss on the floor of mcdonalds. Would you like fries with that!
Ass Police
German Shepherd in Police Uniform
NYC///POP LIFE///RYAN McGINLEY IN THE GUGGENHEIM SPIRAL…
WireImage: Listings
Artist A-Ron and Socialite Genevieve Jones
Lower East Side – Art – Holidays – New York Times
The Guggenheim’s Young Collectors Ball
Get Kicked To The Curb
Miss McDonald Zombie
Stewardess/Flight Attendant Uniform Collection
682 different stewardess uniforms from 301 airlines.
Custom Welding Helmets and Masks
Dirty Bastard – Drunken Freestyle Yo MTV Raps
Thnx Jake Hanly
Neckface – Features – Dazed Digital
Dolphin vagina
Explains Masturbation To Dj
Canoeist resurfaces five years on
Fire crew aid in penis operation
BBC NEWS | England | Devon | Flatulence ban for club pensioner
Thnx David Canning
Don’t Smoke Weed!
Thnx Jeff Henrikson
rap represented in mathematical charts and graphs
Thnx Jaylan Yolac
Soccer
Walk
Walk It Out!
Thnx EMone
New York in Black and White – Vintage NYC Photos
Blender skateboarding circa 1985
Thnx Jacob Korczynski
80 Blocks From Tiffany’s (Video Documentary) Now Online!
Dope!
Thnx Peter Sutherland
Student charged in museum bomb hoax granted bail
Dude, It’s Art!
Suck” by Jaw Knee & A-Ron
Thnx Wade Oates
Chimps beat humans in memory test
Thnx Bjarni Einarsson
Yo Dick – Acoustic Version
3D Thumbs. Hot Free 3D Porn Drawings. Free 3D TGP
NSFW
The Juvenile System Photo Gallery
The Spanking News -Employee strip-searched and spanked because of phone call
Girl Flashing In Subway Fast Food Restaurant
She Talks About Cheddar & Sour Cream Chips, Awesome! NSFW
3D rendedered hot sexy virtual girls
Pretty Kute ‘n Kreepy
Damme gets a boner!
T. Justice orders diablo sandwich
Lane Blacktop – I’M NOT INTO THAT!
Such A Good Scene!
LANE BLACKTOP (trailer)
Point (1971) – Trailer
Point – Primal Scream
Mondays – Performance – OSM live
Mondays Interview
Women Police Academy
Bad Bitches In Burquas
Baby Sissy Nappy Diaper Cover
Namath and Pantyhose
Young twins with ‘divine power’ lead guerrilla army
Old News But Crazy
Twins
The Tree Man
Dogg -Sensual seduction
Thnx Haley
Oscar De La Hoya Rocks the Fishnets
WTF Tadpole Molester
Fast Food: Ads vs. Reality
A History Of Racist Spokescharacters
Guy Hurls Plungers At People’s Backs
of East Harlem – Run Shaker Life (Soul to Soul)
Thnx Peter Sutherland
Dat Soulja Boy, Kids!
Yo Dick
Thnx ESPO!
The Apocalypses That Might Have Been
Suzanne G. – Giving Taste A Bad Name Since Kindergarten
Man gets probation for secret apartment at mall
RC Steam Powered Centipede
Clothing LED
Chris Gilmour – Cardboard Sculptures
J-Lo Picks A Winner…and Eats It!
superheros with down syndrome
Surfin Bird live 1978
Dies Irae – The Trip (1971)
CAN – Das Millionenspiel
The Inner Space (Can) – I’m Hiding My Nightingale
Chasses Bizarres
Gallery of Container Ship Accidents
Man cuts off his own arm
USERS ARE LOSERS!
FOOD COURT GOTH
U.S. prison system a costly and harmful failure: report
Hide your old pills in poop, government says
Are We Losing the Fight for Porn?
The uninvited guest: Chinese sub pops up in middle of U.S. Navy exercise, leaving military chiefs red-faced
Russia sect holes up in cave to await end of world
Vortex Vibrations Suction Vacuum Cleaner Vibrator
‘I gotta stay home and vacuum tonight’
Tie
G-Spot Amplification‚Ñ¢
Bus Shelter In Chelsea Is Defaced With Acid – New York Times
Councilman blasts graffiti class at Hostos Community College
Digital ‘smiley’ turns 25
🙂
Ave flashing gone wrong!
QUEEN PART2
thnx Flossy
– Crank that Soulja Boy
thnx EMone
Dildo Cart Ride
nsfw
Skateboardmom.com
SK8 MILFS! thnx Tim Barber
Los Angeles Prank Call
thnx Jake Hanly
Commercial
thnx Mats Hökdahl
!!!
Rate My Corpse Paint
HowTo: Bump Key
thnx Truett Dietz
D – Mantronix – UK Hip-Hop 101 ’87
Skeerd
The Order of Death Preview
Bohemian Club
Evil Reptilian Jinn living among us controlling institutions
DAVID ICKE: The Lizards and the Jews
Market Train
Thnx Steven Powers
A (Not So) Complete History of Celebrity Pot Smoking Photos
Frat House
thnx Billoney
Van Halen Jump Sounding Mad Fucked
thnx Fons.Ske
Farty Pants
NOT the scientology recruitment video ^o)
– O&A Fan-To Catch A Predator
big spider bite
“I think I’m gonna puke!” I agree!
To Catch a Sex Predator… Guy Passes Out!!!
Catch a Predator” Perv falls headfirst. New Jersey 2007
Kelly – Real Talk Behind the Scenes
“They don’t shit what we eat!”
METAL REMIX!
Be Ridin’ Spinnaz
BAD Trip Off Benadryl
– How to Make a Zine; Paper, Scissors, Pen – Rockin!
LAME!
BILLONEY.COM
Size DXM Extraction
is my only love.
extraction from tussin+(NOT tussin)
DXM Extractions
New Drug – Jenkem
Nu Rave!
on the News
Duuuude! Thnx Peter Sutherland
Chinatown Garbage Tour
Ripley’s Believe It or Not
On judge judy
on jerry springer
Puke-alicious
Survivor Duck: 15 Years and 17,000 Miles Later
American Civil Liberties Union : Combatting the Surveillance Industrial Complex
Point, Click… Eavesdrop: How the FBI Wiretap Net Operates
Dance Show Hot Dance Line
Brown judges 1972 Dance contest.
The Official Michael Caine Website
Graffiti : Ossario : Alexandre Orion
Urban Ecological Subversion: The Art of Guerilla Gardening in Public Spaces
Decency debate rages after Southwest shuns flier in skimpy attire
CBGB TO BE CHIC BOUTIQUE
You already know…
Download This: YouTube Phenom Has a Big Secret
All About Fakery…
Delphinus Delight
Dolphins Petition
Dolphin
Sex with Dolphins – “How To”, and a Personal Viewpoint…
Drifters – UP ON THE ROOF
“This video’s got it all – graff, soul, pigeons, rooftop action!” – Steven Powers
President Bush Gets His Watch Jacked
Man gets sick benefits for heavy metal addiction
Disney Animation Reuse
Hand Wound : Rattlesnake Bite
Meat Wigs
Kenadie Jourdin-Bromley’s Official Site
Mini Mixed Chocolate Human Brains Treats with Cherries (Mini brains, 12 pieces)
mymy what an ass
thnx jankins797
Bill on The Bible
thnx skoolz
skate. Manual Tutorial Featuring Jason Dill
Haaaah…creepy computer version of Dill
thnx annette bunny
Singing
LET A CRACKHEAD SING AT YOUR FUNERAL
thnx espo’s sister
The Secret Life of Howard Hughes
THE HUGHES LEGACY SCRAMBLE FOR THE BILLIONS – TIME
BRITNEY ALONE!
thnx mike troubleman
Tiger Pumping – Saline Men – Supersize Your Sac!
Yikes! NSFW
thnx truett dietz
With John – Episode One – Montauk with Jim Jarmusch
thnx truett dietz
Aron tricked us into being in this video…
thnx jen bucken
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
Israeli Neo-Nazi Cell Broken Up
thnx espo
sequenza del mattatoio
thnx clear john
Attack
thnx russell gordon
Navajo Crips
thnx mike troubleman
General Strike: 9/11/07
N.W.A. Clip
thnx espo
Walken’s Three Little Pigs
Kerouac Reads from On The Road
R. Kelly Trapped in the Closet Character Map
“It’s [Kelly’s] ability to weave the plight of modern man into larger-than-life characters and absurdist plots that points to a deeper, more literary genius. As Monteverdi is to opera, R. Kelly is to hip-hopera. I don’t think anyone would deny that.”
– E
Awesome Skate Tricks Video
Of Rodney Mullen
thnx mike troubleman
Poster Warning Police Brutality
Superfly Parts
5,100 Boy Scout leaders removed for abuse
In The Closet (Chapter 14)
In The Closet (Chapter 13)
R. Kelly Is Back!
Buyer pays $84,000 for skateboarding video
‘Corny’ thnx leo f
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
Car Chase – Italian Style
Rambo
Schwarzenegger kills people
– Fungi
Heads!
Accused Campground Peeper Tied To Tree
Wild Vervet Monkeys Wreak Havoc in Kenya
“The monkeys grab their breasts and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us ”
Catsuit & Rebreather
Police w/ Kanye West – Message in the Bottle
Kanye West…worst rapper ever?! You Decide…
Theme Song 1969
plays guns n roses – sweet child o’ mine!
Fetish
Ewwww…
Teen USA 2007 – South Carolina answers a question
Teens are our future.
thnx mike s
WTF??
Ron Mueck
Fresh Jugs – Thank the Milkman for those delicious Jugs!
Show Them To Me
Corny Horny Country Together With Titty Shot Movie Comp
Teaming Baroness
thnx fdg1977
Incense Medical Information
Liquid incense is sold on the Internet under a variety of brand names. It is usually described as a room deodorizer, despite being sold for other purposes. Liquid incense that is breathed in (inhaled) is called a “popper.”
pantyhose
leotard collection vol 1
Girl Fight
Kraftschlag – Klansman KKK Fucks FREEDOM OF SPEECH Amerikkka Red White & Blue Swastikas
‘Kraftschlag – Klansman Skinhead skinheads RAC 88…white power aryan race niggers interracial Hitler America right wing KKK Supremist WPWW 1488 MTV Nationalist 88 skinhead’ WTF FTW Shit Is Fucked
on Poppers
A mate of ours having a big sniff of poppers
Invasion
Poppers pumps up the party
poppers effect 2
V festival Poppers competition!
POPPERS THEN A BONG HIT
and poppers
experimenting with the song “Chocolate Rain”
how about experimenting puttin’ a loaded shotgun in yer fuckin’ mouth and pumpin’ the trigger, wigger!
SNOW (CHOCOLATE RAIN PARODY)
You Kill Yerself Tube
Rain McDonald’s Spot / Tay Zonday
Rain Sung By McGruff The Crime Dog
Rain 8Bit Remix
Rain” Original Song by Tay Zonday
Rush II
co worker sniffing gin
vs. Transvestite Basketball
You just don’t get entertainment like this in America.
thnx clear john
RUSH¬Æ Liquid Incense¬Æ World’s Best Selling Brand Liquid Aroma¬Æ
Pete Doherty’s Cats Test Positive for Cocaine
thnx steven powers
Gallardo with custom paint job
thnx jaydub
NMKY (Finnish YMCA cover)
Those Crazy Finns!
thnx fons ske
THE INDESTRUCTIBLE MAN
and Butthead on Letterman
Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
thnx david canning
“Weekly Review” Harper’s Magazine
R. Pufnstuf – Mechanical Boy.
Someone Needs To Do A Neu Rave Remix!
thnx fdg1977
Cookie Rapper
thnx barber tim
Cheerleader Brawl
Yesssssssss!
BEARFORCE1 — The first real ‘bearband’ of the world.
thnx bobby wham
Holy Shit! Too Gay For Work…
thnx bobby wham
‘Em!
thnx russell gordon
Gooden Strawberry Tyson
Memorial Diamonds created from a lock of hair or cremated remains / ashes / cremation
My relatives diamond is clearer than your relatives diamond, mines looks like Grey Goose, yers looks like urine, son!
thnx maxwell goldman
Vibrator robber jailed over raid
thnx david canning
wave pool in Tokyo. Where’s the water?
thnx tim artz
Real Doll Lovers
“Remember the iDollator community? You know, the dudes who have “relationships” with their Real Dolls? Well, here’s a short documentary about them. It’s very creepy, very scary, and very sad.”
thnx carlen altman
Mia Rose
World of Whorecraft, and why a poor whore got banned
thnx bret pittman
Poetry Slam Intro
Like, Woah!
: ŸÑÿπŸÜÿ™ ÿ®ÿ± ÿߟäŸÜ ŸàÿߟÑÿØŸäŸÜ – ŸàŸäÿØŸäŸà : – Lil’ Kid Smokes Opium
thnx annette n jr
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
I’m Really Jamaican
Ja’Fakin’ – thnx matt goias
Really Jamaican Remix
thnx matt goias
Raped By A Dolphin
TeddyFucker.com
NSFW
Trepanation – an alternative medicine approach towards mental well being
ITAG Trepan Trepanation
During the period from 2000 until 2004, ITAG’s focus was mainly on establishing relations with a medical facility that would provide elective trepanation services for individuals who wanted to be trepanned. Competent surgeons were found and a pilot study was instantiated. During those four years, fifteen volunteers were trepanned by an experienced surgeon. All surgeries were successful and there were no complications. All volunteers were satisfied with the results.
Trepanation Photos
Tesla’s Biography
Trepanation
Transatlantic Review Trepanation Interview – Bart Huges / Joe Mellen
SERGIO ARAGONES
Frogs
Surgically alters thumbs to better use iPhone
“The procedure involved making a small incision into both thumbs and shaving down the bones, followed by careful muscular alteration and modification of the fingernails.”
A/C Unit Keeps Car Cool
thnx orion bayo
White Rapper Wale Merriweather Wears Junkie Whammy
thnx jen bucken
Surprise Superhero Gay Time
thnx carlen altman
SKILLZ! Rock
To Punish Thai Police, a Hello Kitty Armband
Thnx Sarah18
Saw @ Stereo Mars sound PNP Rally 1986
Thnx Matt Goias
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
Exploring the Massive, Viscous Oil Blob That Lies Just Beneath the Streets of Greenpoint
Flashlight Weapon Makes Targets Throw Up
Distortrait
Sex Addicts Anonymous
Hills 90210 – Kelly’s Rape
when Dylan calls Kelly and tells her he wants to get high, she agree to meet him, when she gets out her car, she is followed into an alley, and gets beat up, and thrown onto a pile of garbage, then she is raped
Hospital – Luke Rapes Laura
In 1979 Luke raped Laura at the disco. Here are those famous scenes.
Girls – Nazi Pope
– Nazi Grindhouse Exploitation clip
Female Teen Employee Strip Searched And Molested In McDonalds
Osama’s Taliban Orgy
NSFW
TI dog
Cute or TOTALLY FUCKIN’ CREEPY?!
Disaster Strikes: Orchard Street Destroyed!
Kings Highway Subway Station
World Naked Bike Race
The Smoking Museum
Employee Video – Grill SKILLZ! Rap
Cookin’: The Farmhouse Sandwhich
Injuries Test
I’m SORRY…It does get worse…
Ground Final Scene
It doesn’t get worse than this…
Ground Trailer
I saw this film stoned in a texas drive-in when i was 16
Dad shaped mango like a VagINA!
Sexy Robots
thnx tim barber
PICTURE NY Petition
dancing
FACE!!!!
Custom Figures
McDonald’s Daughter
McDonalds Commercial – Creeepy!
tupacisme69
to Make a New York Egg Cream
EVOLUTION OF M.J. by CB – THE ETCH A SKETCH MAN
thnx froglegsfordinner
Jon & the East Side Boyz – “The Nigger Counter” (132x)
Call me Whitey, Nigger
Remember the 90’s??
or Nigga ?
– The KKK took my baby away LIVE in Sweden
YouTube Sucks
and Wildboy TV intro (1977)
Killing Of America
Thnx John Carchietta
Lizzy – Bad Reputation at the Sydney Opera House 1978
Lizzy – Bad Reputation
Thnx Nick Kokkinis
Third Nipple Peirced
Thnx Orion Bayo
Boyfriend pillow for Japan singles
US cat ‘predicts patient deaths’
Thnx David Canning
Vandals”
Fun or Dumb? The Problem of Vandalism
FUN!
Dropout (Part 1) / Why Teenagers Drop Out Of High School
Thnx Frogslegsfordinner
Original full-size Johnny Five robot from Short Circuit – (item 230155438774 end time Aug-03-07 18:00:00 PDT)
Thnx Eddie Perez
Skull-A-Day
Gimme Octopus 1
Plays Pac-Man
cereal commercial (early 80’s)
1999 Sci Fi Tv Intro 1srt Season episode
Electric Company – Poison
Yuk Commercial
Manhattan Trailer
Thnx John Carchietta
Residents – Renaldo and the Loaf – Songs For Swinging Larvae
The Fantastic Foreskin
Circumcised men are employing weights and pulleys to cover themselves back up
Ricky – Late Night Special
WTF?!
Killers (1973) – Trailer
These guys have a message for the cops… and it ain’t Happy Birthday.
birthing Video
pipa – Surinam Toad w/ eggs
pipa – Surinam Toad Babies Emerging
www.sleepassault.com
Hot Teen Sleepy Heads. NSFW!
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
– Philipino Inmate Version
1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines at practice! Thnx Peter Sutherland.
Robert Reed – Champagne OK
Spot The Fake Smile
Thnx Tim Barber
Blood Puddle Pillows
Largest Man Meets Smallest Man
Hell on Earth: The never before seen colour photographs of the bloody battle of Passchendaele | the Daily Mail
Alpha the Robot Meets Zorine, Queen of the Nudists
Dolphin voyeurs kill the mood for saucy submariners
De France 2007 – Dog Accident
Oh Man! Thnx Peter Sutherland.
A-Ron Featured in I-D
Flamethrower Goes Bad
“We made us a Supersoaker flamethrower but it went wrong.”
a super-soaker at -45F
Flamethrower
To Paint With a Fire Extinguisher
of the Body Snatchers Dog Scene
Replaced With Pods
and Gentleman, I Give You Ghetto-Man!
Thnx Espo
Monkeys
Thnx Tim Barber!
L.E.FUCKIN.S
Inversion
Little Girl Allegedly Taped ‘Rolling’ on Ecstasy
Beware of Tainted Toothpaste
Gothamist Labs: Map
New York City pays $29,000 for arresting topless woman
Ugly Outfits New York
Steve Kurtz, artist or terrorist?
Another, more whimsical project that Kurtz showcased at the conference in Amsterdam was called Cult of the New Eve (CONE). It consisted of a mock religion that practiced “molecular cannibalism” by inviting people to eat bread and drink beer containing
Memetic Engineering
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
Severed Thumb
Head between two asses
Welch (Shower Scene)
10 Top Ways To Spot A Ladyboy Katoey In Thailand
How do I get blood out of denim?
1976 – Best/worst moments
Erotic life cast sculpture studio
Barbarian Princess
RoboSapien Sex
Emeraald Mask
Striped Tights Fetish Blog
semensperms
SeMeN SPeRmS
SeMeN IRAK
Extreme Wheelchair Riding
break dance
MyDeathSpace.com
Priest’s Murder Posted On YouTube
Brooklyn Banks 2005
No Aaron / No NYC
Johnson Smith’s Fun Catalog 1979
Vinyl Data
“That’s right: there were a handful of records released in the late 70’s and early 80’s that contained computer programs as part of the audio. This is totally insane, and totally great.”
A Walk in the Valley of the Uncanny
Flower Communicator Hanakotoba – Listen to your plants!
Japanese beer for children
Dante’s Inferno – A Virtual Tour of Hell
Exploring the Mind-Body Orgasm
Now, self-healing materials can mimic human skin, healing again and again
Public donates to UW scientist to fund backward-in-time research
Plants recognize their siblings, biologists discover
THE STARCHILD SKULL: Deformed Human or Human-Alien Hybrid?
Cosplayers and Robots Dancing in the Streets
Asahi Robocco BeerBot (Beer pouring robot)
UFO Area: Man Has Green Blood
Antique And Vintage Tattooed Nudes
eBay: NECKFACE TRASH CANS RARE NO RESERVE AUTHENTIC BANKSY
Revs
Squirrel goes on rampage, injures 3
‘Cream of Wheat’ man gets grave marker
Toddler served margarita in a sippy cup
Wasting away in Margaritaville
in the Closet 12
in the Closet 11
In The Closet Part 10
In The Closet Part 9
in the Closet (Part 8)
in the closet Part 7
in the Closet (Parts 5 and 6)
in the Closet 1-5
Time Out New York: How to: Redo your loo
LIKE A CHOLO
One of those Worst and Best moments
Turbo II, Junkyard Boogaloo
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
OFFSHORE RADIO IN 60’S UK
CAROLINE
Redding – Satisfaction (Live)
to play “Saturday In The Park”
– Over Under Sideways Down
Faces – All Or Nothing
From a Documentary called My Generation
Troubled clown hopes for second chance
Markham, the Suffolk resident whose alter ego is Spunky the Clown, was arrested May 6 and charged with attempting to smuggle marijuana to an inmate at the Greensville Correctional Center
Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A ‘Gay Bomb’
Ja on WNYU (old Dj eclipse show)
Rack Lo Interview
Big Pile of Naked Page 3 Girls
eBay: GIL HIBBEN~ALIEN~CUSTOM ULTRA RARE~MASTERPICE~UNIQUE
Two of these and you’re good!
eBay: 1970-76 New Jersey MUG SHOT Biker Gang Book
“Motorcity Competition Regular Skaters of the 1970’s”
Orchard Street Bootleg Mini-Mall Pictures
VintageGirlwatchers.com
Pictures of Joyce DeWitt from “Three’s Company”
Hanna-Barbera Land
just another lost dream
The Great Crush Collision
Apparently bored in 1896, Texas railroad agent William G. Crush decided to make his own fun. He got two train engines, painted one green and one red, and set them at opposite ends of a two-mile track. Then he sent them toward each other at 45 mph
School Yearbook Features Kids Doing Drugs
Weasel Coffee
Delicious coffee regurgitated by weasels
DaM-Hobos
OMG NSFW Hobo Porn!
Hasselhoff Eats A Burger While Drunk (Full Version)
Burger ‘n Muffintop
The Dishonor Roll – Women Arrested for Indecent Behavior With Kids
Accused Female Pedophiles, Molesters and Sex Offenders…There’s some hot ones!
Fart Combat
GIRLS
girls fart
Drop
It’s a brand new dance that’s goin’ around
Now That’s What I Call a Security Camera!
The Bad Old Days
Thnx Booberry Bill
Cocaine energy drink pulled from shelves
…because it SUCKS!
Cheetos Lip Balm
Quick vibrating lock pick – How To
Naughty Kid Skirt Lifting
Ye Olde Metal Days – a photoset on Flickr
More Unkempt Hair Farmers
Brazilian Wax Video
What PJ Needs!
PJ Harvey Hairy Upskirt
Woof!
Chinese Boy With an Extraordinarily Big Head
You Ovenhead!
Hawking Zero-G
Awesome!!!
Stone has “white hair”
Not A Rolling Stone
Vision
IRAK! IRAK! IRAK!
Infomercial
IRAK! IRAK! IRAK!
Bud Bundy Busted 4 Bud
Guy Peellaert
N.M. Tech takes lime green toilet off clock tower
Man Posed As Leukemia Boy to Get Child Porn
“My love of my life turned out to be a 30-year-old pedophile.”
DISSECTION Frontman Shot Himself In Head As Part Of Ritual Suicide
“I’m going away for a long, long time. I’m going to Transylvania.”
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
SeMeN SPeRmS x Claw Money Skateboard in Nylon
Crazy Interactive Instrument
aaron bondaroff – Razor Apple
Style Q&A: Aaron Bondaroff
The Brand Underground – New York Times
STUSSY WORLD TOUR aNYthing
cycling in kneesocks
Christina Aguilera and Donald Duck love boobies!
Stacy Keibler Gets Her Skirt Pulled Off Video
Don Bolles of the Germs busted for Dr. Bronners soap
Boy, 7, Finds Crack Cocaine in Pocket
Sharking Galore – Japanese Underwear Shark
More Top Sharking
More Sharking
Japanese Sharking
European Sharking
“>European Sharking
Franciszek Starowieyski Posters
Breast Health Slideshow
The Faustian Bargain of The LES Hipster
Cover Art Artist Gallery #1: Marcus Keef (photographer)
GAL’S GROWL: HEAR ME ROAR
“I’m not a woman!” a fist-swinging lesbian shouted as she and her six girlfriends jumped the terrified man who had dared to flirt with them
CITY COMMISH SLAMS RISE IN PARK GRAFFITI
“…but you can see the price society pays when people decide it’s OK to do graffiti,” a peeved Commissioner Adrian Benepe told lawmakers at the City Council.”
LOWER EAST SLIDE – A HIP ENCLAVE, CLUBBED TO DEATH
“…and Kid America, who’s not really famous for anything but has been on the scene forever and could conceivably be 45.”
Exploding iPod Art
All about Jay Maynard, the TRON Guy
Looks like the ‘Where’s My Stapler?’ dude from Office Space in some Hott CosPlay Action!
Animated Atari Pong T-Shirt
The Voynich Manuscript
Codex Seraphinianus, by Luigi Serafini – 1983
The Codex Seraphinianus is unique in placing its invented world centre stage and, even more uniquely, purporting to be a product of that world itself.
Codex Seraphinianus
More Backstory
Haaaah!
Graffiti Artist Claw Money Cashes in Her Street Cred
70’s Van Advertisements
Cinesex gallery of porn posters
– Autobahn
Jan Lenica – Polish Posters
SKATEBOARD KINGS 1978 – a British documentary crew comes to DogTown
1929 Johnson Smith Novelty Catalogue
Titty Puppetry
Cosplay Flashmob Dancers Dispursed By The Man
Cellular automata video synthesizer kit
Things Computers Can Do in Movies
The times they are a’changin’?
the history and psychology of the heckler
Mammatus, Lenticular & Other Extreme Clouds
Semz
Advice for Graffiti Writers
NYPD Intelligence Op Targets Dot-Matrix Graffiti Bike
Autograf: SEMZ
RIP
S.F. Live Masturbate-a-Thon Scheduled May 26
Mystery cat takes regular bus to the shops
Arirang Festival
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
Racial slur on sofa label stuns family
USC Bare Ass
SeMeN SPeRmS SKaTeBoArD TeAm CaPTaiN
Peak Hill Climb Peugeot 405 T16
Thnx Peter Sutherland
Panda Porn
Principal Sues Over Fake MySpace Profile
Gotta love the smell of chrome paint!
‘Freddy Krueger’ attacker jailed
A man obsessed with the horror film character Freddie Krueger used a home-made bladed glove to slash his sleeping friend.
Craigslist ad leads to trashed home
School principal sues students over parody MySpace profile
A school principal sued four former students who he claims posted parody MySpace.com profiles saying he smoked pot, kept beer at school and liked having sex with students.
Lawmaker wants baking soda to be sold behind counter
Million Dollar Man “The Secret of Bigfoot”
Marijuana’s Key Ingredient Might Fight Alzheimer’s
MANGROOMER Do-It-Yourself Electric Back Hair Shaver
Art of the Shock-tail
the mixologists at the Double Down Saloon in Las Vegas keep an unmarked bottle of vodka in which float several slices of bacon.
Man Invents Musical Condoms
Uncle Oinker’s Gummy Bacon
Museum of bad album covers: the worst album covers ever!
Bacon Air Freshener
Celebrities Eating Dot Com
Houdini Revealed
Computing Photographic Forgeries
What’s it like to get a needle in the eyeball?
‘I’m the last crazy artist’ – Alejandro Jodorowsky
Yikes! It’s The Tiger Fish!
Hand Wound Monday: Recluse Spider Part 2 of 6
KKK Beauty Pageant

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