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Who told you those frayed bottom high water jeans look good?!

Who told you those frayed bottom high water jeans look good?! #BonerKillingPants #FashionVictim #CueDuelingBanjos

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Happy 75th Birthday LSD!
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Meet the Grand Master of Meth, Dennis Morrow
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“Every homeless person has like three scooters now. They take the brains out, the logos off and they literally hotwire it.” https://t.co/utLc2qMTzY

A Florida Man Faces Prison for Making Gold Grills Without a License
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Black rapper’s ‘hang white people’ video triggers meltdown in France
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Young Thug Plays Basketball While Wearing in a Skirt
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all the drugs
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Puppy Cuteness Is Perfectly Timed to Manipulate Humans
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What the hell?!
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RIP Playboy Maurizio Zanfanti, 63, who slept with 6,000 women dies having sex with 23-year-old tourist Fabio meets David Lee Roth lookin’ motherfucker https://t.co/rFtj4ASL3C

That new facebook friend? Could be an undercover cop…
https://t.co/os033Lfj6J

Art experts say iconic Banksy painting Girl with Balloon that shredded is now worth DOUBLE
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‘Cannibal wife’ suspected of eating up to 30 people 😋🍴
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LaCroix lawsuit claims sparkling water includes cockroach insecticide https://t.co/vrlJHgI42p

Minnesota Residents Call Police On Rowdy Drunk Birds
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Paul McCartney Smoked the Strongest Weed of His Life With Fela Kuti
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Instagram has a drug problem. Its algorithms make it worse #oxy #percocet #painkillers #painpills #oxycontin… https://t.co/75uGpiGK91

Defcon Voting Village report shows that hacking voting machines takes less time than voting
https://t.co/ZfjgqwNzEv

Daft Punk and The Weeknd are being sued for alleged plagiarism on Starboy
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Anti ‘manspreading’ campaign on Russian trains sees female law student spray BLEACH onto crotches of offenders
https://t.co/hNgx85Zo9l

UPDATE: It’s Russian Anti-Feminist Propaganda

Distracted Boyfriend meme is sexist, rules Swedish ad watchdog
https://t.co/KKafs4QYd0

“Satanic Cult Awareness” Training Guide (1988) from the archives of the U.S. Department of Justice
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I’ve always said that ‘Street Art is the tool of the gentrifier’, now I have a new term for it: ‘Artwashing’
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Chinatown Locals ‘Erase the Hate’ of Insensitive Gate Murals
https://t.co/LSUKCiQOAS

Miles Davis’ yellow Ferrari is up for sale on eBay
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Vaping While Black in NYC Gets You a Night in Jail
“‘THC oil’ is classified as a controlled substance in NY law. So… https://t.co/FnigEPiLFB

Models With Three Breasts Walk the Runway at Milan Fashion Week
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Authorities Warn About Pedophiles Using Fortnite To Groom Children https://t.co/euZA0j2DAW

Evolution of Lil Wayne’s BALD Dreadlocks (2002 – 2017) feat. Moldy Braidlocks
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Young Dolph Brags That He “Got Some Head When I Was Six” on new song https://t.co/hzckdll8GS

Huge marijuana bundles are washing up on Florida beaches after hurricane Florence, and swimmers are fighting over them https://t.co/kbAhtPvE1M

David Lee Roth and Ozzy Osbourne’s insane ‘cocaine challenge’ of 1978
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Inspired by ‘They Live,’ these glasses block screens
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America’s Most Drunkest
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Man who posed as a housewife pleads guilty to making secret sex tapes with 150 men
https://t.co/QXbJBITNuA

Beyoncé’s Former Drummer Claims Singer Molested Her with ‘Dark Magic’ ‘Extreme Witchcraft’
https://t.co/NMETSytgih

‘Pimples are in’
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‘Urban Struggle’: Classic documentary on Black Flag and the Orange County punk scene
https://t.co/70zVgN2DwV

File under Black Flag, Fashion, Instagram, SeMeN SPeRmS BLArRrG, SeMeN SPeRmS Links 'o Death, Sex

Been Boycotting Disney

Sex between snow monkeys and sika deer may be ‘new behavioural tradition’ https://t.co/cVOCTY1j7f

The Legend of Milton Berle’s Supposedly Giant Dick https://t.co/b1u4iWuDXa

AI-Assisted Fake Porn Is Here and We’re All Fucked https://t.co/42RMQcTXvu

Court to Cops: Forcing a Teenager to Masturbate in Front of You Is Not Reasonable https://t.co/5ne9p6itbd

New York Met defends ‘overtly sexual’ 1938 painting as thousands sign petition to rethink display https://t.co/4bC7idd0qM

Square dancing was a racist hoax funded by Henry Ford to get white people to stop dancing to black music https://t.co/JHNvKwB8ll

This frostbitten black metal album was created by an artificial intelligence https://t.co/GsmU1syMpQ

1/3 of all Americans killed by strangers are killed by POLICE https://t.co/4Xozgj19dk

Why Your Brain Hates Other People
https://t.co/plfVkHfccg

Deep the Beatles!
by DADABOTS https://t.co/cPx6btGq3L

Beatles Love Me Do Promo 7″ Sells for $14,757.00
Most Expensive Single Sold on Discogs
https://t.co/2bQ3bTDZcr

The real Breaking Bad: Aussie drug kingpin reveals the secrets of making ecstasy https://t.co/2CZeXu18Lq

THE COCAINE CONSUMER’S HANDBOOK
https://t.co/Y0bb63bidN

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Behold, ‘Dragon Ball Z’ Dabs Made of 3000 Grams of Pure Cannabis Extract https://t.co/vFrNuI1Yoi

Sicko has sex with his girlfriend’s overdosed CORPSE hoping it would wake her up after finding her unconscious
https://t.co/4qP8OuquEY

Mom Has Hallucinations For A Year Before Figuring Out Bracelet With Jequirity Beads Is Culprit
https://t.co/0tA8sJsnFc

Bros go to LA city council to speak for house parties
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RIP Bruce Brown
The Endless Summer is a CLASSIC
https://t.co/jxsK9GobHh https://t.co/Xsa91hIyoe

Henna Tattoo Allergy Leaves Man with Permanent Handlebar Mustache Scar
https://t.co/Br9MSfUXpq

The night AC/DC stormed CBGB
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Security Robot Bullied, Smeared With Feces, Forced Off Of San Francisco Streets https://t.co/v9Nta5G4is

Montclair ice cream shop’s logo stirs up controversy
“A hyper-sexualized, obviously female cow with her ass upended… https://t.co/6qvI33o81L

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Internet Arcade https://t.co/luHRxULPgX

Australian man uses Mylar snack bags as Faraday cage to block GPS tracking by employer https://t.co/MIQwpp0y9G

A unified theory for when and why memes die https://t.co/E9hIgz1wzi

Chinese Superman plunged to his death while attempting to do pullups off a skyscraper https://t.co/Zt3I21pUxX

How Email Open Tracking Quietly Took Over the Web
https://t.co/qTCFwX12G9

EVERYTHING on the Internet is BULLSHIT! I Made My Shed the Top Rated Restaurant On TripAdvisor https://t.co/ZRnr0EIv82

Don’t Buy Anyone an Echo
https://t.co/FcHa6Iw4Hh

RIP AIM
AOL Instant Messenger Will Be Discontinued Tomorrow
https://t.co/odec2oia5z

Domino’s pizza tracker being called into question by ‘app truthers’
https://t.co/PHkNOIBqX5

Former Facebook Exec: ‘You Don’t Realize It But You Are Being Programmed’
‘The short-term, dopamine-driven feedback… https://t.co/DhM7LUr27y

Privacy battle brewing: Are LinkNYC kiosks surveillance devices? https://t.co/PwGNwacnMo

The Man Who ‘Threw Away’ Bitcoin Now Has Over 100 Million Reasons To Dig Up Landfill Site https://t.co/l7lra4zqrL

When a Magician’s Curse Swung Boxing’s Biggest Bout
https://t.co/XXsGMD6xxW

Pharmaceutical Lingerie

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Photo by Charles Gatewood

File under Music, SeMeN SPeRmS BLArRrG, SeMeN SPeRmS Links 'o Death, Sex

Cobra Woman (1944) Classic Cult Technicolor Fantasy Adventure

I read somewhere that Cobra Woman was the favorite film of Kenneth Anger

Cobra Woman 1944
cobra_woman 1944“The film is one of a subgenre of colorful “exotic” tales released by Universal during the war years; others include Cobra Woman, Arabian Nights and Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves, and, like the others, has a certain Technicolor camp appeal.”

Cobra Woman 1944 Maria Montez

Cobra Woman 1944

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I can see the influence it had on Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and Flash Gordon (the 70’s remake)

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Earth – Earth 2: Special Low Frequency Version (1993)

Earth Earth 2

Earth – Earth 2: Special Low Frequency Version (1993) #Classic

Earth 2: Special Low Frequency Version is the first full-length studio album by the drone metal band Earth. Produced by Earth and Stuart Hallerman, it was released on February 3, 1993, on Sub Pop Records. The album was influential in the development of drone music and drone metal genres. Celebrated as a “milestone” by Terrorizer’s Dayal Patterson, he described it as “a three-track, 75 minute deluge of feedback and distorted guitars that marked the blueprint for what lead singer/guitarist Dylan Carlson at the time coined ‘ambient metal'” –Wiki

Earth Promo Photo

File under Blast From The Past, Music, SeMeN SPeRmS BLArRrG

Slaves To Microbes

Woman Insurgents

Slaves To Microbes
Our Menagerie Of Germs Is Influencing Our Behavior
nytimes.com/2014/08/14/sci…

Sex-Crazed Narcissist Pretends He’s an Artist
thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/…

Shoecam Used To Film Store “Upskirts”
Florida man with hole, iPod in shoe filmed woman at Walmart
thesmokinggun.com/documents/Walm…

How Black Pepper relieves Cannabis Anxiety
cannabisdigest.ca/black-pepper-r…

This Anti-Drug PSA Might Actually Encourage Kids To Take Drugs
dangerousminds.net/comments/this_…

Man Set New Wife On Fire For Sleeping With Ex-Lover On Wedding Night
dreamindemon.com/2014/08/19/man…

No. 1 Most Expensive Coffee Comes From Elephant’s No. 2
#ElephantShitCoffee
npr.org/blogs/thesalt/…

Hotel threatens guests over ‘logging’ craze no one even knew about (deliberately pooing in the pool)
metro.co.uk/2014/08/12/sto…

Human Excrement Smeared on Police Cars in Greenwich Village
dnainfo.com/new-york/20140…

Nude Bank Robbery Suspect Spits On Police
rrstar.com/article/201408…

I’m a cop. If you don’t want to get hurt, don’t challenge me. #PoliceState
washingtonpost.com/posteverything…

Graffiti-Art Exhibit Is Artless to Police Commissioner Bratton
online.wsj.com/articles/graff…

A Man Allegedly Posed As A Security Screener And Patted Down Women At San Francisco Airport
businessinsider.com/security-scree…

Uncle Lou’s Scrapbook: Polaroids of Classic Porn Stars
therialtoreport.com/2014/07/27/unc…

Cop Treated Sid Vicious Like A Regular Punk
thesmokinggun.com/documents/Sid-…

Death By Selfie: Man Shoots Self In Head While Posing For Facebook Pic
dreamindemon.com/2014/08/04/dea…

The Healing Power of Cat’s Purrs
psychedelicadventure.net/2014/08/healin…

Guy Claims He Has Tamed a Japanese Giant Wasp, Keeps It on a Leash
odditycentral.com/pics/guy-claim…

Oklahoma Catholic bishop sues over planned black mass
news.yahoo.com/oklahoma-catho…

The Strange & Curious Tale of the Last True Hermit
gq.com/news-politics/…

 

Miles Davis And John Lennon Suck At Basketball (1971)

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Schoolgirl Report aka Schulmädchen Report 70’s German Teen Softcore Sexploitation

Ernst Hofbauer (b. 22 August 1925 Vienna, Austria – d. 24 February 1984 Munich, Germany at age 58) was an Austrian film director.

During the early 1970s, in Munich, Hofbauer teamed with Walter Boos, Wolf C. Hartwig, and Ludwig Spitaler to produce the original thirteen films under the banner Schulmadchen Report (or Schoolgirl Report); the stories were adapted from books written by Guenther Hunold, while Guenther Heller composed the film script, Klaus Werner did the camera work, and the music was handled by Gert Wilden & Orchestra. Hofbauer and Boos were referred to as the ‘Titans of Teen Libido’. The films were classified as ‘sexploitation’, and were extremely popular, seen by more than 30 million people all over the world.

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In the United States, the films were released in grindhouses and drive-ins, and the names of the films were changed to conform to American standards. Because the films focused on young girls who may have been under legal age in this country, the Schoolgirl Report series was eventually suppressed.

The Schoolgirl Report series was very interesting because the films portrayed many unknown teenagers and actresses who were vibrant, beautiful, naive, innocent, and unabashed. Most of the films related a series of vignettes to tell an interesting story. Hidden pedophile lust, co-ed skinnydipping, situations involving first-time sexual experiences, and encounters with teachers were all shown in the episodes. Interracial love affairs, male and female masturbation sequences, forced prostitution, rape, voyeurism, harmless erotic games, seduction, and erotic touching are also portrayed in the vignettes. Well-known German sex kitten Ingrid Steeger and the ever-horny Italian comic Rinaldo Talamonti play key roles in many of the vignettes. Rosl Mayr appears in almost all of the thirteen Schulmadchen Report films as an elderly lady with a comic role. She is perfectly cast as a comedic talent and is the only senior actress that plays a key element in many of the vignettes. Marie Ekorre, Sonja Jeannine, Christina Lindberg, and Birgit Tetzlaff are a few of the young actresses who titillate the audience with their erotic encounters. Friedrich von Thon conducted street interviews to discuss the plots in the vignettes, and many of the situations were followed up with a courtroom setting (the male actors were charged with statutory rape). The Schoolgirl Report films were classified as ‘soft-core’ eroticism, which is similar to the David Hamilton genre.

Ernst Hofbauer directed many erotic films in addition to the original thirteen Schulmadchen Report classics. Sex sells, and Hofbauer exploited consumer demand for R-rated movies involving young actors and actresses. He had a unique style that combined youth, eroticism, wit, and anecdote. His exploitation films of the 1970s appealed to moviegoers from all walks of life.

A chronological list of the original 13 Schoolgirl Report films follows:

  • ★ Schulmadchen Report I: What Parents Don’t Think is Possible, aka Schoolgirl Report Part I
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report II: What Keeps Parents Awake at Night, aka Schoolgirl Report Part II
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report III: What Parents Find Unthinkable, aka Schoolgirls Growing Up
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report IV: What Drives Parents to Despair, aka Campus Swingers
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report V: What All Parents Should Know, aka 14 and Under
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VI: Erotic Young Lovers, aka Campus Pussycats
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VII: But Heart Needs to Be There
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VIII: What Parents Should Never Get to Know, aka Naughty Coeds
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report IX: Examination Before the Matriculation
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report X: Every Girl Starts Sometime
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XI: Confessions of a Naked Virgin, aka Blue Dreams
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XII: Young Girls Need Love, aka Blue Fantasies
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XIII: Don’t Forget The Love When Having Sex

File under Blast From The Past, Fetish, History of Pornography, Music, SeMeN SPeRmS Approved, SeMeN SPeRmS BLArRrG, SeMeN SPeRmS ViDeO CLuB, Sex

Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on July 20, 2014

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