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6 in 10 of you will share this link without reading it, a new, depressing study says washingtonpost.com/news/the-inter…

1,200 people are killed each year over sneakers qz.com/554784

Houston man guilty in killing over Air Jordan shoes chron.com/news/houston-t…

Live Every Day Like You’re on Mushrooms theatlantic.com/health/archive…

Teenager Sent Snapchat Pic Of Murder Victim “I just killed a motherfucker 10 minutes ago.” thesmokinggun.com/documents/crim…

Michael Jackson ‘stashed pictures of animal torture and nude children’ inside locked closet at Neverland Resort telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/2…

Smartphone Users Are Paying for Their Own Surveillance truth-out.org/news/item/3649…

Zuckerberg covers his Macbook camera and audio jack with tape dailym.ai/28M5Qm1

The Bizarre World of Unsolicited Mark Zuckerberg Fan Art gizmodo.com/the-bizarre-wo…

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CERN Has a Deep, Dark Secret! Are They Opening The Portals Of Hell? beforeitsnews.com/prophecy/2016/…

‘Mass Hysteria’ Causes Stampede at NYC Subway Station nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Cen…

RAW VIDEO: Inside Satanic Killer Algarad’s house social.newsinc.com/media/json/690…

Wise County, Texas Cop Made Accused Sex Offenders Take Graphic Nude Photos for His Own Personal Collection
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The Day the Clown Cried edit (1972) youtu.be/n9zy-VQLL9I

World’s Largest ‘Fart-In’ Is Planned for Hillary Clinton’s Acceptance Speech in Philadelphia truthdig.com/eartotheground…

Michelle Obama is a Man Finally Proven youtu.be/dgz4lGzvdY8

$1.4 Billion Warship Can’t Run in Warm Water thedailysheeple.com/1-4-billion-wa…

Man Caught On Video Allegedly Stealing Pigeons Off NYC Street cbsloc.al/1UENLpO

Fart fight breaks out at Sloppy Joe’s deathandtaxesmag.com/293602/sloppy-…

Migos – THE DAB IS DEAD tmz.com/2016/06/19/mig… #RIPTheDab

‘John Lydon: Capital Radio, Tommy Vance Show, July 16th 1977’ soundcloud.com/rotten_1444674…

Despite Ever-Expanding Police State Measures, Cops Worse than Ever at Solving Crimes, Here’s Why thefreethoughtproject.com/extensive-poli…

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Meth charge dropped after only SpaghettiOs sauce found on spoon
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Creeky, the world’s oldest clown, dies at 98
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35,000 Walruses Are All Crowded Together In One Spot — And It Signals Something Ominous
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Holder urges tech companies to leave device backdoors open for police
Plays the ‘Protect Our Children’ card
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Two Female Teachers Accused Of Group Sex With A 16 Year Old Male Student #TeachingCarnalKnowledge
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Brooklyn Teacher Accused Of Kidnapping, Engaging In Sex Acts With Female Students
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Your Ancestors Didn’t Sleep Like You – Are We Doing It Wrong?
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Profanity House – Remote Abandoned House In NJ Covered In Dirty Words
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Females More Sensitive To Cannabis; Males Get Munchies
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Psychedelics Are Ready for a Comeback
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12 Songs You Can Eat Ass To
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Cola-Flavored Genitals, and Other Potential Uses for Microbiome Hacking
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Just HALF of women can locate the vagina on a diagram of the female reproductive system
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Sagging Pants And The Long History Of ‘Dangerous’ Street Fashion
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Man Suing Baltimore Police for Sodomizing Him on a Public Sidewalk
Cavity search in full view of passersby
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TSA Scanners That Saw You Naked Can Be Tricked to Miss Guns, Bombs
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Woman Charged With Felony Hate Crime For Calling Nypd ‘Nazis’ In Anti-Cop Graffiti
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Man Sold Fake Crack Cocaine To An Undercover Agent That Was A Crushed Up Pop Tart
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Philadelphia Parents Has Home Seized By Greedy Authorities After Son’s $40 Heroin Bust
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Obama’s Horns #Antichrist

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23 year old Chinese medical student died of heart attack as he looked at ‘sexy magazine’ in sperm bank
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Woman Of 24 Found To Have No Cerebellum In Her Brain
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America Consumes 80 Percent Of All Prescription Painkillers Sold Globally
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Warning to War Supporters
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Sexual assault is alarmingly common in the U.S. military, and more than half of the victims are men
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‘Kid Nation’: Looking Back on TV’s Most Disturbing Reality Show
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How Collecting Opium Antiques Turned Me Into an Opium Addict
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Used Diaper-Grown Mushrooms
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New Deep-Sea Animal Species Look Like Mushrooms but Defy Classification
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Mysterious Phony Cell Towers Could Be Intercepting Your Calls
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It’s Official: Suing Over Graffiti Is Fashionable
hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/offici…

Solid Light: Researchers at Princeton University have begun crystallizing light
scienceblog.com/74321/solid-li…

Vancouver Removes Devil Statue With Erect Penis
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Satanists Sell Out Controversial Oklahoma ‘Black Mass’ Event
Will substitute vinegar for actions involving urine
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Teen Charged With ‘Desecration Of A Venerated Object’ For Simulating A Blow Job With A Jesus Statue
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Illinois Women Charged with Cooking Meth in Church
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Woman Charged With Sex Attack On Sleeping Man
Man awoke to BBW riding him
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Married Porn Star Sues BangBros Citing Florida’s Antiquated Law Against Adultery
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Canadian Government Warns:
American shakedown: Police won’t charge you, but they’ll grab your money
cbc.ca/news/world/ame…

Tree of 40 Fruit
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Toxoplasmosis – The Revealing Behavior and Effects of Parasites
Are parasites affecting our free will?
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Clever Trout Match Chimps in a Cognitive Challenge
wired.com/2014/09/coral-…

Sea Fort for Sale: Buy a Massive Maritime Mansion in Britain
weburbanist.com/2014/08/28/sea…

Male Statutory Rape Victim Forced To Pay Child Support
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Clowns Join Fight Against Ebola Virus
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Did Jerry Lewis Kill Joan Rivers?
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Richard Kiel, Actor Who Played Jaws In Bond Films, Dies At 74 #Grillz #RIP
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Brown Bears Caught Performing Oral Sex

The club of fellatio-loving animals just gained a new member: bears
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US Wants Insane Clown Posse Lawsuit Dismissed
Juggalos described by FBI as a “loosely organized hybrid gang”
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Times Square Costumed Characters Out Of Control
Brawling Statues of Liberty, Spiderman & Toy Story Gropers
newyork.cbslocal.com/2014/06/21/hea…

Skulls Found Inside Teddy Bears At Mexico Airport #Santeria
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An Occult History Of The Television Set
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Heil Hipster: The Young Neo-Nazis Trying to Put a Stylish Face on Hate #Nipsters
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CIA hatched plan to make demon toy to counter Osama bin Laden’s influence #PsyOps
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A Chinese Chemical Company And A ‘Bath Salts’ Epidemic
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Paraplegic suing doctor for shortening penis
“caused a greater impact on my life than when I lost use of my legs”
nypost.com/2014/06/16/man…

Indian teenager is worshipped because he has a seven inch TAIL
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Three American friends hospitalized after becoming ‘possessed’ following Ouija board game
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Sneaker Pawn Shop in Harlem
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Free will could be the result of ‘background noise’ in the brain
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Meet the New Anti-Protest Drone: It Fires Paintballs, Plastic Bullets & Pepper Spray
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Seattle Woman Sees Drone Peeping Into Her Apartment Window
seattle.cbslocal.com/2014/06/23/sea…

Drones in L.A.: South Bay man flies aircraft to monitor police
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Study Finds Sunshine Can Act Like Addictive Drug, Have Similar Effect On Body As Heroin
newyork.cbslocal.com/2014/06/20/stu…

Isis Hoodies and T-Shirts For Sale Online As Islamist ‘Brand’ Goes Global
ibtimes.co.uk/isis-hoodies-t…

Ebola ‘out of control’ in West Africa: Doctors Without Borders
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Norway fisherman finds orange vibrator inside cod’s stomach
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Irish schoolboy in coma after lunch time testicle squeeze prank
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2 Brothers Suspected of Cannibalism After Baby’s Head Is Found. WTF ‘cannibalism is not a crime in Pakistan’ nytimes.com/2014/04/15/wor…

US Airways accidentally tweets photo of model airplane crashing into woman’s vagina
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Dozens of teenagers are now tweeting bomb jokes to American Airlines
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Insane Clown Posse gets JuggaloCoin cryptocurrency
theguardian.com/music/2014/apr…

5 Amazing Things Scientists Have Discovered About Psychedelics
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Dentist plans to clone John Lennon from DNA in wisdom tooth
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Man arrested 3 times in 3 days on ‘huffing’ charges in Jerz ‘possessing a toxic chemical to cause intoxication’ nj.com/morris/index.s…

‘The Arousal’, an ice cream flavor that mixes champagne & Viagra
fox43.com/2014/04/14/ice…

1,000-year-old Redwoods butchered by tweekers
nytimes.com/2014/04/09/us/…

Aussie Train Passengers Take on Graffiti Vandals – Abuse Includes ‘Turd Nugget’

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☛ 2011’s Most Insane Facebook Stories (30 pics)
Facebook has been a blessing and nuisance to many, but for certain people it has caused nothing but trouble. See the wildest, stupidest and craziest stories of 2011 from the huge social website.
☛ Jimmy Lee Massey forced woman to watch him torture and dismember Carina Saunders
A teenager was tortured and cut up in front of another woman so she would be frightened into cooperating with a human trafficking ring, police said. Jimmy Lee Massey, 33, was arrested over the first-degree murder of Carina Saunders, 19, whose dismembered body was found stuffed in a duffel bag. The young woman had been beheaded and dumped on October 13 behind a grocery store. A 20-year-old woman came forward as a witness to say she had been kidnapped by Massey and forced to watch Miss Saunders painful death in Bethany, Oklahoma. Her identity has not been released because of concerns for her safety.
☛ Busy Signal Service Targets Cyberheist Victims
A new service on the cyber criminal underground can be hired to tie up the phone lines of any targeted mobile or land line around the world. The service is marketed as a diversionary tactic to assist e-thieves in robbing commercial customers of banks that routinely call customers to verify large financial transfers. For just $5 an hour, or $40 per day, you can keep anyoneě°Ë?€™s phone so tied up with incoming junk calls that the number is unable to receive legitimate calls.
☛ The Homeland Security Snow-Cone Machine
There have been plenty of examples already showing that large amounts of your tax money supposedly earmarked for the “War on Terror” end up getting used for purposes that are, shall we say, less than mission-critical. Back in 2006, we learned that $25 million in homeland-security money had been handed out in just one grant program with no controls at all, which resulted in $77,000 going to local fire departments to fund “puppet and clown shows,” and another $22,000 for an “educational robot.” An Indiana county got in trouble for using its $300,000 Electronic Emergency Message Boards, intended to notify the public about things like evacuation routes, to advertise the volunteer fire department’s charity fish fry. This is just the local stuff, not counting the umpteen billions spent on naked scanners that don’t do any good. Also, the war in Iraq. Still, it is something special when a homeland-security grant is used to buy a snow-cone machine.
☛ How to Open a Padlock with a Coke Can
If you’re like millions of Americans, you put a lot of trust in simple padlocks to secure your valuables. Today we’re going to continue to break down the veil of security by showing you how easy it is to shim open a padlock with a coke can. Again, as with all our lock picking and security articles, we’re not advocating anything illegal and this information is for educational purposes and Locksport only.
☛ Next Step: Identifying Customers of Surveillance Technology Companies and Turning Up the Heat
In the past monthě°˝€”thanks to reporting from the Wall Street Journal and Bloomberg, as well as WikiLeaks and its media partnersě°˝€”a little sunlight has finally exposed a large but shadowy industry: Western technology companies selling mass spying software to governments. The amazing and dangerous capabilities of these tools are described in hundreds of marketing documents that were recently leaked to the media organizations.
☛ Cast Your Ballot for the Worst Prison Innovation of 2011: With Solutions Like These, Who Needs Problems?
So which is the worst prison idea of 2011 ě°˝€“ no lunch, gouging families, or robo-guards?
☛ Tomas Bautista Gets a Year in Jail for Fingering a Chihuahua
It was February 17 when Bautista’s roommate arrived at their Oakland Park home and found Bautista drunk, according to the Broward Sheriff’s Office. Instead, Bautista told another roommate he was going outside — where the small Chihuahua mix named Mimi followed him. A little while later, one of the roommates heard the dog yelp, so he grabbed a flashlight and ran outside. There, the roommate found the dog running away from Bautista, and Bautista passed out with his pants down. The dog was bleeding, so the roommate called the cops and took Mimi to an animal hospital. Bautista told BSO detectives that “he used his finger to penetrate the dog,” and he was taken to jail for “sexually assaulting” Mimi.
☛ Moms Turn to Phone Sex Business for Income
Aubrey, 22, and the mother of a 3-year-old son, says working as a phone sex operator is difficult, and often disturbing. “There was a lot of having to get used to just, you know, the weirdoes out there,” she said. “There is basically anything you could think of. There’s married men with children. There’s divorced men. Sometimes, every once in a while, there’s a couple that’ll call,” she said. “More recently, there’s actually been a few women calling.” Aubrey said she at times feels disgusted speaking intimately with strangers while her son sleeps down the hall. “This is nothing I’d ever thought I’d be doing, ever,” she said. Working as a phone actress is as far as the 22-year-old says she is willing to go in adult entertainment. “I’d never want to take off my clothes for anyone, or actually, you know, fulfill these fantasies for anyone,” she said.
☛ Troubled Pakistanis turn to exorcism for help
A girl in a long black shirt screams incoherently, banging her head against a wall at a Sufi shrine in the Pakistani city of Karachi. Sania Haneef’s family says she is possessed by a demon. Doctors could not help, so they brought the college student, kicking and screaming, to be exorcised by the spirit of a saint.
☛ A Movie Insider’s Look At This Huge Weapons Cache In The Heart Of New York City
The weapons used in movies and television shows have to come from somewhere, and if the scene is shot outside Hollywood, it’s likely they came from The Specialists Ltd. in NYC. Owned by actor Rick Washburn, the studio is tucked into the lofts of SoHo where Washburn says he runs it like a speakeasy, “We don’t want people to know where we are.” The Specialists is home to thousands of weapons that come in fully functional and are re-fitted by Washburn’s team to fire only blanks. Directors send in their prop guys to select weapons appropriate to the production, and if they can’t find something they like, Washburn’s team will make it. They also offer training for actors.
☛ Ninja Daggers Hidden in Hollowed Book Found at Reagan National
Two throwing daggers were discovered in a passenger’s carry-on bag at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport Monday, according to the TSA. The weapons, each measuring just over a half-foot long, were found inside a hollowed-out book when the passenger went through a TSA checkpoint. The passenger voluntarily surrendered the knives and the hollow book in which they were kept. The TSA has the authority to charge a civil penalty to passengers who bring dangerous and deadly weapons into the airport checkpoint.
☛ Man Post Pics of His Daughter Bound with Tape on Facebook
A Chicago dad found himself in big trouble with the public an well as the law, when he allegedly posted pics of his daughter on facebook bound with tape. He says his actions were prompted by her hitting him and the binding was her punishment. The picture had the following caption: “This is wut happens wen my baby hits me back; )”

 

 

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