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✦ Teen who butchered 9-year-old neighbor wrote that killing was amazing, enjoyable in her journal before she went to church
“I just f—— killed someone. I strangled them and slit their throat and stabbed them now they’re dead. I don’t know how to feel atm. It was ahmazing. As soon as you get over the “ohmygawd I can’t do this” feeling, it’s pretty enjoyable. I’m kinda nervous and shaky though right now. Kay, I gotta go to church now…lol.” Thanks Jasmine
But when it had one of its surges of brilliance, MAD was indeed a force to be reckoned with and if you were of the right age at the right time it was both eye opening and fucking hilarious, a good case in point being the hit-or-miss observations and social commentary found in the long-running “(FILL IN THE BLANK) OF THE YEAR” series. Two of those stand out in my memory as being absolutely vital in the forging of my sense of humor were “Mad’s Karate Movie Producer of the Year” (MAD #167, June 1974), a piss-your-pants moment of brilliance illustrated by Jack Davis during the height of the 1970’s martial arts movie boom, and issue #199’s (June 1978) poke at the British punk rock movement when it reared its Mohawked head over here in the States.
✦ Know your Rights!- right!?
Recently as I was doing some research I came across a designers site that had a rug for sale that had the exact style of my friend Keen One, I thought to myself how unlikely that he would do such a commercial project so I passed the link for confirmation. As it turned out it wasn’t an agreed upon collaboration but an artistic infringement by the designer. Since the work was painted on a wall in public they must have assumed the artist had no rights to said work since it may or may not have been legal and decided to use for their own commercial and financial gain.
✦ Play the Rings of a Tree Trunk Like a Record
What would the trunk of a tree sound like if a cross section of it were played like an LP? With his creation Years, Bartholomäus Traubeck attempts to answer that question by using a turntable, PlayStation Eye Camera, a stepper motor to control the arm, and computer running Ableton Live. As you’ll hear in the video above, the rings of the tree trunk, as interpreted by this piece, create an eerie and ominous piano track that sounds like it was taken from psychological horror film. Who knew trees were so emo?
Revok recently pulled Fab 5 Freddy’s card calling him a biter and a fraud (check Revok’s blog post HERE). This accusation has drew a line in the sand with people opposing and supporting Fred’s work. Today I received this harshly retarded email from Holland’s Shoe aka Niels Shoe Meulman…
✦ Fungi Discovered In The Amazon Will Eat Your Plastic
The Amazon is home to more species than almost anywhere else on earth. One of them, carried home recently by a group from Yale University, appears to be quite happy eating plastic in airless landfills. The group of students, part of Yale’s annual Rainforest Expedition and Laboratory with molecular biochemistry professor Scott Strobel, ventured to the jungles of Ecuador. The mission was to allow “students to experience the scientific inquiry process in a comprehensive and creative way.” The group searched for plants, and then cultured the microorganisms within the plant tissue. As it turns out, they brought back a fungus new to science with a voracious appetite for a global waste problem: polyurethane.
✦ Stealing in virtual world is theft in real life, top Dutch court rules
The amulet and mask were a 13-year-old boy’s virtual possessions in an online fantasy game. In the real world, he was beaten and threaten with a knife to give them up. The Dutch Supreme Court on Tuesday upheld the theft conviction of a youth who stole another boy’s possessions in the popular online fantasy game RuneScape. Judges ordered the offender to perform 144 hours of community service. Only a handful of such cases have been heard in the world, and they have reached varying conclusions about the legal status of “virtual goods” — and whether stealing them is real-world theft. The suspect’s lawyer had argued the amulet and mask “were neither tangible nor material and, unlike for example electricity, had no economic value.”
✦ New Theory of Life Claims to Unite Fields of Science
The Earth is alive, asserts a new scientific theory of life emerging from Case Western Reserve University School of Medicine. The trans-disciplinary theory demonstrates that purportedly inanimate, non-living objects — for example, planets, water, proteins, and DNA — are animate, that is, alive.
✦ First ‘Heartless’ Man: You Don’t Really Need A Heart, Or A Pulse
Two doctors Billy Cohn and Bud Frazier from the Texas Heart Institute successfully replaced a dying man’s heart with a device—proving that it is possible for your body to be kept alive without a heart, or a pulse.
✦ Twitter news: US bars friends over Twitter joke
TWO pals were barred from entering the US after innocent tweets joking about “destroying America” were picked up by the country’s anti-terror cops. US special agents monitoring Twitter spotted Leigh Van Bryan’s messages weeks before he left for a holiday in Los Angeles with pal Emily Bunting. Leigh, who also quipped about “digging up Marilyn Monroe” on Twitter, said they were treated like terrorists on arrival at a Los Angeles International Airport. The pair were held by armed guards and quizzed for five hours before being handcuffed, put in a van with illegal immigrants and locked up overnight.
✦ Key Internet operator VeriSign hit by hackers
VeriSign Inc, the company in charge of delivering people safely to more than half the world’s websites, has been hacked repeatedly by outsiders who stole undisclosed information from the leading Internet infrastructure company. The previously unreported breaches occurred in 2010 at the Reston, Virginia-based company, which is ultimately responsible for the integrity of Web addresses ending in .com, .net and .gov.
A Swarm of Nano Quadrotors [Video]
Experiments performed with a team of nano quadrotors at the GRASP Lab, University of Pennsylvania. Vehicles developed by KMel Robotics. Special thanks to Professor Daniel Lee for his support.
✦ 2,100 pounds of marijuana seized from fake AT&T; work truck
Two men are behind bars after authorities found more than a ton of marijuana inside a fake AT&T; work truck. It all happened off FM 490 just west of the Hidalgo County community of McCook. A Texas Department of Public Safety (DPS) state trooper pulled over what appeared to be an AT&T; truck over for speeding 72 mph in a 60 mph zone. Driver Aaron Arrellano-Salgado fled on foot but was caught. Authorities found 189 bundles with 2,168 pounds of marijuana inside the cloned work truck. State troopers pulled over a second car driven by Wilfredo Garza-Salgado for running a stop sign nearby.
✦ Oriental riff
The Oriental riff, also known as the Asian riff or the Chinese riff, is a musical riff or phrase that has often been used as a trope or stereotype of orientalism in Western culture to represent the idea of the Orient, China, Japan or a generic East Asian theme by Western culture. The riff is sometimes accompanied by the sound of a gong.
✦ Police Raid 5-Story Bronx Marijuana Farm, 593 Plants Seized
Police raided a five-story Bronx building that they believe was being used as a marijuana farm with hundreds of plants in an elaborate growing system. A search warrant was executed at about 1 p.m. Tuesday at 610 Morris Park Ave., according to police. Investigators seized 593 plants, some as tall as seven feet, as well as 75 pounds of marijuana that had been cut, dried and packaged in plastic. Sources told NBC New York that each floor of the building was used for a different stage of growth for the plants. It had been outfitted with an intricate ventilation and hydration system. The seized plants and packages totaled about 1,550 pounds, police said. Investigators said about 50 to 60 pounds of marijuana were being produced each month for a value of about $250,000.
✦ Joan Rivers, 78, gets stoned in a carpark and is unable to drive home… and its all filmed for her reality show
Joan Rivers is not known as a shrinking violet. But the 78-year-old has taken things a step further by smoking a marijuana pipe in a carpark with her friend – and had it all filmed for her reality show. The comedian, known for her red carpet interviews at award shows, became so stoned, she was unable to drive home and later ended up fully clothed in a hot tub and drinking the water out of her shoe.
✦ Your cell phone is a government issued tracking device
Mobile phones have become a major part of our modern civilization. These hand-held computers have reached a level of sophistication that allows us to instantly communicate through text, voice and video. This same technology is also being used to amass a situational awareness and sensory system that will track you and the world around you. You and your cell phone are nodes in a grid of sensors that paints a virtual picture of the world.
✦ US ‘no-fly’ list of suspected terrorists doubles in 12 months
The size of the US government’s secret list of suspected terrorists who are banned from flying to or within the country has more than doubled in the past year. The no-fly list jumped from about 10,000 known or suspected terrorists one year ago to about 21,000, according to government figures. About 500 are US nationals. The flood of new names began after the failed Christmas 2009 bombing of a Detroit-bound jetliner when the US government lowered the standard for putting people on the list and scoured its files for anyone who qualified. “We learned a lot about the watchlisting process and made strong improvements, which continue to this day,” said Timothy Healy, director of the Terrorist Screening Centre, which produces the no-fly list.
✦Stacey Irvine, 17, collapses after eating only McDonald’s chicken nuggets since age 2
Ever since she was a toddler, Stacey Irvine has eaten little else but chicken nuggets and the occasional portion of chips. Now, at the age of 17, she has been warned by doctors to change her appalling diet or die. The factory worker – who says she has never tasted fresh fruit or vegetables – had to be taken to hospital earlier this week when she collapsed after struggling to breathe.
✦ Addicts’ cravings have different roots in men and women
When it comes to addiction, sex matters. A new brain imaging study by Yale School of Medicine researchers suggests stress robustly activates areas of the brain associated with craving in cocaine-dependent women, while drug cues activate similar brain regions in cocaine-dependent men. The study, expected to be published online Jan. 31 in the American Journal of Psychiatry, suggests men and women with cocaine dependence might benefit more from different treatment options.
✦ Missing Iraq $100 Million: Pentagon Unable to Account for Missing Iraqi Millions
The Pentagon doesn’t know what happened to more than $100 million in cash held at Saddam Hussein’s palace in Baghdad during the Iraq war, according to a new report by the Special Inspector General for Iraq Reconstruction. What’s more, the Pentagon can’t find documents to explain what it spent as much as $1.7 billion on from funds held on behalf of the Iraqi government by the New York Federal Reserve, the report says. The missing records raise new questions about how the US government handled billions of dollars in Iraqi funds during the war. The new report, the latest in a multi-year investigation by the inspector general into missing money in Iraq, paints a picture of Pentagon officials digging through boxes of hard copy records looking for missing paper copies of Excel spreadsheets, monthly reports and other paper documents that should have been kept detailing what the money was spent on and why those expenditures were necessary. Apparently, there are no electronic records
✦ Cocaine accidentally sent to UN headquarters
Bags containing 16 kilogram of cocaine that Mexican drug traffickers recently lost has turned up in an unlikely place – the United Nations in New York. Two fake UN bags containing the drugs – which experts said had a street value of about $US2 million ($1.9 million) – set off a security alert when they were delivered, apparently by accident, to the global body’s headquarters. The bags, which had the UN symbol printed on them, were shipped from Mexico through the DHL delivery company’s centre in Cincinnati, Ohio, deputy commissioner Paul Browne of the New York Police Department said. But the bags had no address on them, nor any return to sender details. “It is my understanding that because there was no addressee, the DHL just thought, well, that’s the UN symbol so we should ship it on to UN headquarters and let them figure out who it was supposed to go to,” deputy commissioner Browne said.
✦ The Mercenary Techie Who Troubleshoots for Drug Dealers and Jealous Lovers
With Martin’s system, each crewmember gets a cell phone that operates using a prepaid SIM card; they also get a two-week plastic pill organizer filled with 14 SIM cards where the pills should be. Each SIM card, loaded with $50 worth of airtime, is attached to a different phone number and stores all contacts, text messages and call histories associated with that number, like a removable hard drive. This makes a new SIM card effectively a new phone. Every morning, each crewmember swaps out his phone’s card for the card in next day’s compartment in the pill organizers. After all 14 cards are used, they start over at the first one.
✦ Student receives free cocaine with Amazon textbook order
A US university student discovered a package of cocaine in a pre-owned textbook she bought from online retailer Sophia Stockton, a junior at Mid-America Nazarene University in Olathe, Kansas, ordered a textbook called Terrorism: Challenges, Perspectives and Issues through for a spring course on terrorism. After flipping through the pages of the just received textbook a bag of ‘white powder’ fell to the ground. Stockton initially thought that it was Anthrax and took the book and bag to the Gardner police station after classes and was surprised she had been shipped $400 worth of cocaine. She told WPTV: I told them white powder was in my terrorism textbook and so I put it on the table and they’re like, ‘oh, okay,’ And so he went back and tested it, He comes back and says, ‘you didn’t happen to order some cocaine with your textbook, did you?’ And I was like, no!
✦ New designer drug ‘Roflcoptr’ hits UK dance floors
The new ‘rave drug’ is called Roflcoptr, which is a street-speak acronym for “Roll On the Floor Laughing Crapping Our Pants Totally Ruined”. An alternative name is “mket” (which is a truncation of the full chemical name, as described below). Like other drugs linked to electronica and other forms of club / dance music, the physiological affect is to produce a state of euphoria and sometimes have hallucinogenic properties. The basis of the new substance is the chemical methoxetamine (and which has a very long chemical name: 2-(3-methoxyphenyl)-2-(ethylamino)cyclohexanone). The chemical takes the form of a white powder. The user snorts the powder.
✦ Drug war hypocrisy: drug trafficking’s big money benefits Big Brother and corrupt banksters
The hypocrisy of the war on drugs is outrageous when compared to the amount of drug trafficking that benefits the CIA and international banking system. The son of a convicted notorious mobster, John Gotti Jr, when asked in court if the family still dealt drugs cracked, “No, we can’t compete with the government.” Today in Afghanistan, American troops have been seen guarding poppy fields used to make heroin. Those fields were all but wiped out by 2001 when the Taliban destroyed them and forbade that agricultural pursuit. Now they’re flourishing again after the American occupation. This doesn’t make sense despite all the mainstream reports that American troops are protecting the poppy farmers from the bad guys. Internet sites such as Prison Planet, Info Wars, The Political Coffeehouse and others report otherwise. They connect the CIA and US military to restarting the poppy fields in Afghanistan in 2002, increasing poppy growth by over 650 percent. Who’s telling it like it is?
✦ Discipline recommended in Air Force whistle-blower case
The U.S. Office of Special Counsel said Tuesday it has recommended disciplinary action against three Air Force officials after concluding they retaliated against four civilian mortuary workers at Dover Air Force Base in Delaware for disclosing that remains of fallen troops had been mishandled.
✦ Peacemaker: Lauderdale police put trouble spots under surveillance with Big Brother truck
Tania Ouaknine is convinced the police are watching her. She’s not paranoid — it says as much on the red sign painted along the side on the hulking armored truck that’s been parked in front of her eight-room Parisian Motel for several days. “Warning: You are under video surveillance,” reads the bold message on the side of the truck. From the front bumper of the menacing vehicle, another sign taunts: “Whatcha gonna do when we come for you?” The truck is a new weapon for the Fort Lauderdale Police Department in the fight against drugs and neighborhood nuisances, and it looks like a Winnebago on steroids. They call it “The Peacemaker,” and it may be a first in South Florida.
✦ Facebook IPO: What happens if Mark Zuckerberg were to die?
“In the event that Mr. Zuckerberg controls our company at the time of his death, control may be transferred to a person or entity that he designates as his successor. As a board member and officer, Mr. Zuckerberg owes a fiduciary duty to our stockholders and must act in good faith in a manner he reasonably believes to be in the best interests of our stockholders.”
✦ Teacher abused students during class, detective says
Investigators recovered photos from the film processing store and Mark Berndt’s home that allegedly showed the students bound and blindfolded and some with large Madagascar cockroaches crawling on them inside the school setting, Scott said. Scott said girls were allegedly photographed with a blue spoon holding a white substance near their mouths. Investigators said they believe that substance was Berndt’s semen and that he had the girls consume it. Thanks Jasmine
✦ 9-Eyes
Collection of strange Google Street View screenshots
✦ Early 70’s LA Gang Graffiti
Howard Gribble: When these photographs of Chicano “placas” (wall writing) were made in the early 1970s gangs and their graffiti were a mysterious presence that few understood — if they were aware of them at all. In the thirty plus years since the popular media and entertainment industry have repeatedly spotlighted the subject to the point that the gangsta culture has become a pervasive part of our society. The original gangster graffiti of this period was of a purer form than that seen today, with much emphasis on artistic flourishes. These pieces could last for years in the days before municipilaties instituted aggresive graffiti removal programs that quickly remove them from view — often overnight. This is, of course, still vandalism but from an earlier and more innocent time.
ALIEN or HUMAN born with PIGS BODY….you decide. [Video]



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Conjured by SeMeN SPeRmS on February 8, 2012

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Coney Island High

  • A drunk New Zealand passenger urinated in the aisle of a Jetstar aircraft – spraying one man and soaking a woman’s scarf – but was allowed to leave the flight with only a warning.The man, travelling from Auckland to Singapore two days ago, emptied his bladder about six hours into the 11-hour flight.

    Passenger Amos Chapple said: “I hear this sound of running water and then I hear a guy going ‘No, no, no, what the hell is wrong with you?’

    “And there’s this guy pissing in the aisle, waving back and forth.”

    The man urinated on to the aircraft carpet, a man’s leg, and a woman’s scarf.

  • The family of a coldblooded killer serving 25 years to life in state prison for shooting a man in the head complains he’s being stigmatized — by the use of the term “inmate.”The label “implies that our brother is locked up for the purpose of mating with other men,” claims Marie Domond in a lawsuit against the state Correctional Services Department.

    The Brooklyn federal court filing demands that officials immediately stop calling Gerard Domond “an inmate.”

    It apparently hurts his feelings. Sis seeks $50 million damages for “mental anguish.”

  • A father posted a chilling message on Facebook saying ’bout 2 kill ma’ kid’ before stabbing his daughter to death to spite her mother.Ramazan Acar, 24, murdered two-year-old Yazmina in an attack the judge said was caused by ‘revenge and spite’ and in the worst categories of murders.

    Sentencing him to 33 years in prison, Justice Elizabeth Curtain said Acar had breached a parent’s most fundamental duty when he killed his daughter in a ‘chilling and horrific’ attack.

  • Same shit, different movie.
  • How a lonely, five-foot-two, gender-questioning soldier became a WikiLeaks hero, a traitor to the U.S., and one of the most unusual revolutionaries in American history.
  • Can you begin to see the conflicts of interest here? An organisation charged with promoting nuclear power around the world also controls nuclear safety and health standards. It’s like expecting a tobacco company to prevent lung cancer.And it gets worse. The IAEA holds a veto over World Health Organization (WHO) programs related to radiation and nuclear power. This has undermined WHO’s ability to respond properly to disasters like the one at Fukushima. The IAEA has vetoed WHO conferences on radiation and health. Independent research has been under-funded and critical scientists ostracized.

    Through the dominance of the IAEA and the nuclear industry, the health effects of radiation have been misrepresented and underestimated. As a result, the WHO is unable to provide independent advice and assessments of nuclear accidents in order to protect people at risk.

  • In the first academic study of its kind, Trevor Pinch, Cornell University professor of sociology and of science and technology studies, independently surveyed 166 of Amazon’s top 1,000 reviewers, examining everything from demographics to motives. What he discovered was 85 percent of those surveyed had been approached with free merchandise from authors, agents or publishers.Pinch, who also found the median age range of the reviewers he surveyed was 51 to 60, a surprise said Pinch, because the image of the internet is more of a young person’s thing. Amazon is encouraging reviewers to receive free products through Amazon Vine, an invitation-only program in which the top 1,000 reviewers are offered a catalog of free products to review.

  • A start-up called SceneTap is rolling out a new service next month for bars and the patrons who love them: facial detection cameras that will keep track of the number of people in a bar, including a running tally of ladies and gents. Smartphone users will be able to download an app to “tap the bar scene” before deciding where to go, so they can steer clear of (or find) the crowds (of the gender they prefer). Two hundred bars across the country have signed on, with over 50 bars in SceneTap’s home base of Chicago agreeing to be tapped.Cameras are set up at the bar’s exits and entrances, says SceneTap CEO Cole Harper. The facial recognition software, built on baseline code from Intel, is not savvy enough to, say, be linked up with Facebook and detect identity; it’s just able to detect a face and its gender. The company is wary of privacy issues around the cameras; it stresses that the cameras won’t know who you are or keep track of how many beers you drink…

  • Buying used video games is great for gamers who don’t want to pay full price for the latest hits. You know who doesn’t like used video games? Game publishers. In a very sad twist, Capcom’s fighting back against the second-hand game market with a game that can only support one save file — for life.It’s been confirmed that Resident Evil: Mercenaries 3D for the Nintendo 3DS is a game that once finished, cannot be reset for complete replay. According to both the U.S. and U.K. game’s instruction manual “saved data on this software cannot be reset.”

    Basically what Capcom has done is make Mercenaries 3D a one-time play affair. Once you’ve unlocked all the goodies and played the entire game, you will not be able to erase the game’s save data and start fresh as if it were a new copy. Consider this: lending Mercenaries 3D to a friend, a little brother or sister will be worthless because they’ll only be able to continue playing the game with your saved settings and create their own.

  • Admitting that “some will call me a torturer” is a surefire way to cut yourself off from anyone’s sympathy. But Glenn Carle, a former CIA operative, isn’t sure whether he’s the hero or the villain of his own story.Distilled, that story, told in Carle’s new memoir The Interrogator, is this: In the months after 9/11, the CIA kidnaps a suspected senior member of al-Qaida and takes him to a Mideast country for interrogation. It assigns Carle — like nearly all his colleagues then, an inexperienced interrogator — to pry information out of him. Uneasy with the CIA’s new, relaxed rules for questioning, which allow him to torture, Carle instead tries to build a rapport with the man he calls CAPTUS.

    But CAPTUS doesn’t divulge the al-Qaida plans the CIA suspects him of knowing. So the agency sends him to “Hotel California” — an unacknowledged prison, beyond the reach of the Red Cross or international law.

  • The tremendous inequality in income, wealth, power and opportunity which is distorting and destroying our nation all flow from the inequalities enabled by bribery and tax avoidance. The only way to fix the nation is to eliminate bribery (campaign contributions and lobbying) entirely, and eliminate tax avoidance entirely by eliminating all deductions, exemptions, loopholes, etc. State total income from all sources everywhere on the planet, calculate tax, done.When you think about how tiny $14 billion is compared to the $3.8 trillion Federal budget and the $14.5 trillion U.S. economy, it makes you want to weep; how cheaply we have sold our government, and how much we suffer under the whip of those who bought it for a pittance.

  • A High Court judge in Belfast has ordered a teenage boy charged with a series of robberies to surrender his Xbox games console as part of the conditions of him being freed on bail.The 13-year-old boy, who cannot be identified because of his age, was accused of a number of burglaries in the Downpatrick area of Co Down and applied to be released on bail.

    When the judge asked the boy what it was he owned that meant a lot to him the teenager said it was his games system.

    The judge then ordered him to give the Xbox to the authorities, saying it would be returned to him when the charges were disposed of.

    The judge told the youth it would show him what it was like to have something he valued taken from him.

  • Nine days after he was reported missing as a probable runaway, searchers located 12-year-old Josh Miller of Pike County’s Oatsville community Saturday afternoon.The boy was discovered hiding underneath his family’s home across the road from Knight’s Chapel Church which searchers had often used as a staging area.

  • A GERMAN court has sentenced a ”vampire” killer to life in jail for murdering two teenagers whose blood he drank and whose flesh he ate while they were still alive.
  • A Battle Creek man convicted of having sex with a sheep five years ago was arrested early Friday and charged with breaking into an Emmett Township stockyard.
  • Marijuana that was to be used as evidence in a Long Island drug case has disappeared from a truck that was transporting it to a Pennsylvania crime lab.Marc Gann, head of a committee examining problems at the Nassau County police crime lab, said it appears someone had tampered with and potentially stolen some of the evidence that was placed FedEx’s custody.

    He said the district attorney’s office told him a shipping box on the FedEx truck had been opened, the marijuana removed and the box resealed.

  • “[The doctors] said, ‘Yeah, right. There’s no moth in there.’ But when they looked, sure enough, there was a moth,” Kathy Schlote said.The doctors said they have seen cockroaches and spiders crawl into people’s ear canals before, but never a moth. Come to find out, moths are stubborn.

    “The doctors tried numbing my ear, thinking it would help with the pain and kill the moth. That didn’t work. Then they tried drowning it. That didn’t work. Then they tried irrigating it. That didn’t work. Finally, the doctor pulled it out with tweezers and when they did it was still alive and started flying around,” Wade said.

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Put A Band-Aid On It!

  • The operator of the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant says it lost control of an unmanned helicopter during a flight near the No. 2 reactor building, forcing the controller to make an emergency landing on a roof there.

    Tokyo Electric Power Company says the remote-controlled light helicopter took off from an observatory south of the Fukushima plant just past 6:30 AM on Friday. Its mission was to collect airborne radioactive substances around the No. 2 reactor building.

    The utility says its engine failed about 30 minutes later, making it impossible for the aircraft to ascend.

    The helicopter — 50 centimeters long and weighing 8 kilograms — was found lying on its side on the rooftop.

  • She claims that “during the course of these after-hours appointments, the plaintiff was placed under sedation by defendant Adams for the purposes, ostensibly, of defendant Adams conducting internal vaginal examinations and procedures including, but not limited to, internal ultrasounds of the plaintiff.”
    She says Adams prescribed large amounts of medication which was contraindicated in her conditions.
    “Over the course of the treatment regimen, defendant Adams insured that the plaintiff became dependent on the large volume of prescription drugs provided by defendant Adams to his patient … (H)e assured her that the prescription drugs being prescribed were necessary for her treatment and pain management,” the complaint states.
  • As typically happens in Russia, Pavlova began her drug use as a teenager shooting a substance called khanka, a tarlike opiate cooked from poppy bulbs, then graduated to heroin and finally, at the age of 27, switched to krokodil, because it has roughly the same effect as heroin but is at least three times cheaper and extremely easy to make. The active component is codeine, a widely sold over-the-counter painkiller that is not toxic on its own. But to produce krokodil, whose medical name is desomorphine, addicts mix it with ingredients including gasoline, paint thinner, hydrochloric acid, iodine and red phosphorous, which they scrape from the striking pads on matchboxes. In 2010, between a few hundred thousand and a million people, according to various official estimates, were injecting the resulting substance into their veins in Russia, so far the only country in the world to see the drug grow into an epidemic.
  • Philip Fursman has been buying plain models from a UK company, painting them and then selling them on the eBay website for a number of years for a small profit.

    But Mr Fursman from Card, Somerset, fell foul of the site’s policies when he tried to sell a model of Nazi leader Adolf Hitler.

    However, similar models of Osama bin Laden used in war games are allowed.

    The 37 year-old father-of-three said he was surprised by the policy because he had recently sold miniature figures of Osama bin Laden and the Taliban on eBay without any problem.

  • When art copies art

    The Flavour of Tears is established as a bona fide original, but René Magritte and his fellow Surrealists were no strangers to the dark arts of forgery. Magritte made a living during the Nazi occupation of Belgium by forging Picassos and Renoirs. Fellow artist Marcel Mariën would sell them on to private collectors.

    The Surrealist movement explores the tension of the real and the unreal, and Magritte may well have seen his forgeries as part that conflict. Playing a joke on the aficionados, he hung his forgery of Max Ernst’s The Forest in place of the original in 1943.

    Fellow Surrealist Giorgio de Chirico, in his later years, produced what he called “self-forgeries” of his earlier, more popular style. He would backdate them to fool the critics; ironic revenge for their attacks on his later works.

  • The name krokodil comes from its trademark side effect: scaly green skin like a crocodile around the injection site. TIME calls it “the dirty cousin of morphine,” because it’s three times cheaper than heroin and very easy to make, being that its main ingredient is codeine, a behind-the-counter drug that has sent many of America’s famous rap community to prison.

    The medical name of krokodil is desomorphine. A quick search for that will bring up graphic images of people with swollen faces, exposed bones and muscles and skin rotting off on any given body part.

    The reason the drug is so anatomically destructive is due to its mix-ins. Users stir in ingredients “including gasoline, paint thiner, hydrochloric acid, iodine and red phosphorus which they scrape from the striking pads on matchboxes,” reports TIME.

  • The Federal Communications Commission adopted new rules Thursday that increase the penalties for faking caller ID information in order to commit fraud or harm consumers.

    The practice, known as caller ID “spoofing,” can still be used for legal purposes such as safeguarding the privacy of individuals. But the commission argues spoofing is increasingly used for malicious purposes such as identity theft or placing false emergency calls to police.

    “Far too often, though, fake caller IDs are used by bad actors to get money from consumers, steal consumers’ identities, or stalk or harass,” said Joel Gurin and Sharon Gillett, the chiefs of the FCC’s Consumer and Wireline bureaus, respectively, in a statement.

  • Federal regulators are poised to hit Google Inc. with subpoenas, launching a broad, formal investigation into whether the Internet giant has abused its dominance in Web-search advertising, people familiar with the matter said.
  • After years of negotiations, a group of bandwidth providers that includes AT&T, Comcast, and Verizon are closer than ever to striking a deal with media and entertainment companies that would call for them to establish new and tougher punishments for customers who refuse to stop using their networks to pirate films, music and other intellectual property, multiple sources told CNET.
  • With more than 700 bulletins, email archives, images and other files, the 440MB package will keep readers busy for days. A few excerpts from the most obviously newsworthy documents follow.
  • The “limited kinetic action” in Libya has been one of the most misrepresented, selectively covered, and tragic imperialistic NATO adventures in recent history. We are presented a picture of a madman, frothing at the mouth, slaughtering civilians whenever possible. We are shown a Libya that is united against Qaddafi, with a population that wants NATO to save them and help depose the evil Qaddafi. But is this true?

    In fact, this is only a very small part of a large, complex picture. However, the Western media refuses to show their audience the entire reality while they are in fact there in Libya, able to fully appreciate the events. This just goes to show the strict gatekeeper aspect of Western mainstream media in which only certain things get covered and a very select few become major stories.

  • With Boise rainfall samples measuring by far the highest concentrations of radioactive nuclides in the country, apocalyptic rumors of nuclear disaster run rampant. Higher cancer rates, lower SAT scores, genetic mutations, and birth defects are just a few of the things doomsayers expect to see in the wake of the nuclear disaster at Fukushima’s Daiichi plant. But if the nuclear scare has you dumping milk and fleeing from radioactive rain, you might want to put the dangers into perspective.
  • In Sept. 1859, on the eve of a below-average1 solar cycle, the sun unleashed one of the most powerful storms in centuries. The underlying flare was so unusual, researchers still aren’t sure how to categorize it. The blast peppered Earth with the most energetic protons in half-a-millennium, induced electrical currents that set telegraph offices on fire, and sparked Northern Lights over Cuba and Hawaii.

    This week, officials have gathered at the National Press Club in Washington DC to ask themselves a simple question: What if it happens again?

    “A similar storm today might knock us for a loop,” says Lika Guhathakurta, a solar physicist at NASA headquarters. “Modern society depends on high-tech systems such as smart power grids, GPS, and satellite communications–all of which are vulnerable to solar storms.”

  • After visiting a Taichung beef noodle restaurant in July 2008, where she had dried noodles and side dishes, Liu wrote that the restaurant served food that was too salty, the place was unsanitary because there were cockroaches and that the owner was a “bully” because he let customers park their cars haphazardly, leading to traffic jams.
  • Police believe they have tracked down a missing portrait of Farrah Fawcett.
  • Penn & Teller call BULLSHIT!
  • The International Bottled Water Association on Wednesday took on what it described as a “a myth repeated by some anti-bottled water activists that bottled water which comes from municipal water sources is just tap water in a bottle.”

    At least one group opposed to bottled water, however, shrugged at the public-relations gambit, suggesting that no matter how much processing is involved, bottled water is, on its face, an unnecessary product.

  • Remember Kind of Bloop, the chiptune tribute to Miles Davis’ Kind of Blue that I produced? I went out of my way to make sure the entire project was above board, licensing all the cover songs from Miles Davis’s publisher and giving the total profits from the Kickstarter fundraiser to the five musicians that participated.

    But there was one thing I never thought would be an issue: the cover art.

  • Roosters looking to get a little action in local henhouses must first produce a clean bill of health under a newly adopted law regulating romantic interactions among chickens in backyard farms.

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  • “After 15 hours of rebellion, police in Maranhao dominated rebel prisoners from Pinheiro. The rebels killed six inmates accused of pedophilia and beheaded four of them. The riot began at 22.30 on Monday and finished yesterday [Tuesday at 1pm local time]. Among the victims is the farmer Jose Agostinho Pereira, the “Monster of Maranhao,” reported Wednesday.

    The police station lockup, located about 2250 kilometers north of Rio de Janeiro, had a 30-prisoner capacity but was housing 97 inmates at the time of the riot.

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    The decapitated prisoners, including Pereira, were killed with makeshift weapons fashioned out of prison bars. The rioters reportedly requested a kilo of cannabis as ransom for freeing other hostages and putting an end to the uprising.

  • The pit-bull, unprovoked, pushed open the closed bedroom door entered the room and attacked the sleeping infant, according to the release.
  • Among the human remains, we can see a card with a narcomensaje which reads as follows:

    “ Sigan mandando más pendejos de estos pinche mamito no entiendes Atte. “Keep sending more of these fucking idiots do not understand mommy Atte. CDG saludos del Tocayo y Águila ”. CDG greetings and Eagle Namesake. “

  • An immigration officer tried to rid himself of his wife by adding her name to a list of terrorist suspects.

    He used his access to security databases to include his wife on a watch list of people banned from boarding flights into Britain because their presence in the country is ‘not conducive to the public good’.

    As a result the woman was unable for three years to return from Pakistan after travelling to the county to visit family.

    The tampering went undetected until the immigration officer was selected for promotion and his wife name was found on the suspects’ list during a vetting inquiry.

  • Who is going to grow up to become a criminal or psychopath?

    Current research in genetics and neuroscience may point towards answers to this question, opening up a whole host of ethical questions about culpability, justice and treatment.

    “Is there truly freedom of will, as the law assumes? Freedom of will may not be as free as many of us may think,” said Adrian Raine of the University of Pennsylvania.

    Experiments by Raine have found that by looking at the brains of 3-year-old children, scientists could already see signs of potential trouble in the future. Raine discussed this research Monday at the American Association for the Advancement of Science annual meeting in Washington.

  • She was recently accused of looking ‘too white’ – but now Beyonce has donned black face make-up for a shoot in French fashion magazine L’Officiel Paris.

    In their 90th-anniversary issue, the Crazy In Love star takes inspiration from African culture and wears head wraps as well as tribal-style clothing and accessories – and she is seen with her caramel skintones darkened by heavy make-up.

  • However, under the Obama Administration, warrantless wiretapping, secret arrests, indefinite detention of citizens, and the use of torture have all been expanded. The Obama administration effectively expanded the gains of tyranny and oppression achieved by the previous administration. Obama supported the Banker Bailout allowing bankers to make off with trillions in taxpayer’s money, bankrupting the future of our country for generations to come. His administration doled out taxpayers’ money to Wall Street, causing rampant inflation, a lowering of living standards and the destruction of the dollar. An engineered deconstruction of the economy is occurring; our manufacturing industry, civil liberties, and monetary foundations are all rapidly eroding. America has been reduced from an industrial economy to a service economy selling the goods of other nations.
  • The Oprah Magazine comes out in favor of MDMA as a therapeutic wonder drug, attempting to dispel hysterical, ‘rave’-related media cliches (propagated by Oprah herself, among others) along the way. Writer Jessica Winter tried MDMA for the first time for the sake of the article, and describes the enormous personal benefit she gained in the weeks after:
  • On Saturday night, when Mother Jones staffers tweeted a report that riot police might soon sweep demonstrators out of the Wisconsin capitol building—something that didn’t end up happening—one Twitter user sent out a chilling public response: “Use live ammunition.”

    From my own Twitter account, I confronted the user, JCCentCom. He tweeted back that the demonstrators were “political enemies” and “thugs” who were “physically threatening legally elected officials.” In response to such behavior, he said, “You’re damned right I advocate deadly force.” He later called me a “typical leftist,” adding, “liberals hate police.”

    Only later did we realize that JCCentCom was a deputy attorney general for the state of Indiana.

  • Mr Fisher wrote: ‘He opened my son’s computer, took a photo of himself sneering as he pointed to the cash lifted from my son’s desk, and then went on my son’s Facebook account and posted the picture for 400 teenagers to see.

    ‘In the picture, the man is wearing my new winter coat, the one that was stolen right out of the Macy’s box it had just arrived in.’

  • Now that the precedent has been set to employ drones over non-combat areas, the military is further revealing the technology of miniaturization that they currently have at their disposal. As drone expert, P.W. Singer said, “At this point, it doesn’t really matter if you are against the technology, because it’s coming.” According to Singer, “The miniaturization of drones is where it really gets interesting. You can use these things anywhere, put them anyplace, and the target will never even know they’re being watched.”

    So what exactly is on the horizon?

  • Scott Walker took a prank phone call Tuesday, and Wisconsin learned a lot about its new governor.

    A recording of the call released Wednesday spelled out Walker’s strategies for dealing with protesting union workers and trying to lure Democrats boycotting the state Senate back to Wisconsin.

    Speaking with whom he believed to be billionaire conservative activist David Koch, Walker said he considered – but rejected – planting troublemakers amid protesters who have rocked the Capitol for a week.

    He told the caller he feared a “ruckus” would “scare the public into thinking maybe the governor has to settle to avoid this problem.”

  • Jill McGlone , the Community Services Board member who was paid 12 years for not showing up to work, applied for unemployment benefits.

    McGlone received $319,000 during the period of time when she wasn’t working, and applied for unemployment benefits after she was terminated when the situation was discovered.

    The State Unemployment Compensation Board decided under the circumstances, McGlone is not eligible for benefits.

  • The Arvada boy was arrested and hauled away in handcuffs from his home for drawing stick figures in school – something his therapist told him to do.
  • A grim report prepared for Prime Minister Putin by Russian Space Forces Command (VKS) states that the catastrophic 6.3 magnitude earthquake that destroyed New Zealand’s second largest city of Christchurch on 22 February was another “failed test” of a United States “earthquake weapon” similar to the one that destroyed the Caribbean island nation of Haiti last January (2010) killing over 500,000 people.
  • Detective Chris Bosley is 6-foot-5, weighs 300 pounds and sports a bushy red beard, but he poses online as a 13-year-old girl.

    Bosley, a former Marine, is one of three investigators for the St. Charles County Cyber Crime Unit, which is marking its 10th year of operation.

    Bosley, 34, gets through a day of trolling for sex offenders by keeping a good sense of humor and a pack of Post-it notes handy so he can place them over body parts on X-rated webcasts.

  • But what do you do when a crowd comes in all at once? And it’s not just any crowd, but a crowd with a plan to rob the place.

    On Saturday, St. Paul police say 50 kids swarmed a Holiday store on Wabasha, a so-called mob theft or mob robbery. They stormed in together, their numbers overwhelming and just started stealing.

  • When Qaddafi’s son, Saif al-Islam, accused foreigners and opposition groups of fomenting unrest within Libya, it appears no truer words have been spoken. It is not surprising BBC and the rest of the corporate owned media went through extensive measures to discredit his speech.

    Unbelievable revelations have been discovered regarding the unrest in Libya. The leader of Libya’s opposition group organizing the protests both inside and outside of Libya, is currently in Washington D.C. as he and his organization direct the upheaval and bedlam consuming the North African nation.

  • World There Are Shocking Images Coming Out of Greece

    Protesters have once again taken to the streets in Greece today. And once again, the marches have turned violent as rioters are hurling firebombs at police. And the Associated Press reports many of them are wielding communist flags.

    During one firebomb attack, rioters hit a police officer directly, engulfing him in flames

  • Chinese female high school student Wang Jiayun has become famous on the Korean internet, for looking like an inflatable doll. Wang Jiayun is 164cm tall and weighs 42kg. Born in Kowloon of Hong Kong SAR, she currently resides in Shenzhen of Guangdong province, China. On the 16th and 17th of this month, her name ranked amongst the top search queries on various Korean portal websites.
  • I recently returned from a trip to Russia, where I traveled partly to interview a few characters involved in running the world’s biggest illicit online pharmacies. I arrived just days after the real fireworks, when several truckloads of masked officers from Russian drug enforcement bureaus raided a party thrown exclusively for the top moneymakers of Rx-Promotion, a major e-pharmacy program co-owned by one of the men I went to meet.

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“Colonoscopies are gross and scary enough on their own without cockroaches being introduced into the mix

Mars Attacks! – Slide Show!

Dr. Pepper Rip-Offs!

List of Common Misconceptions

“God’s Heart | POTATO”

Loud Music = Death

Boredom Enthusiasts Discover the Pleasures of Understimulation

Terror on Tour Movie – One

Naked Wizard Tased And Beaten – FULL VIDEO

Conquer you fear of Eating from the Toilet

Power Chairs!
– Older and fatter Americans are on the move!

Gallery of the Absurd
– The strange advertising blog!

Yellow Submarine Comic Book!

Cereal Ads in comic books!

DISCO SUCKS! – The guide to anti-disco music

How to start your own Dive Bar!

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Inside the Army‚ Far-Out Acid Tests
“Ketchum estimated that the barrel contained at thirty to forty pounds of the drug, a few hundred million doses and with a street value of something like a billion dollars. The sort of amount the CIA had been after.”
LEAP – Law Enforcement Against Prohibition – Cops Say Legalize Drugs
Earth’s Brain, Akashic Records and Paranormal Imprints
“All recent computer-simulations of the early universe have one prediction in common: the first large-scale structures to form in the young universe are long filaments connected at their ends in ‘nodes’. The models typically look like a three-dimensional spider’s web, and resemble the neural structure of a brain.”
Art Basel Miami 2009 | Aurel Schmidt Video
My pal Crystal Moselle directed this.
25 Things You Might Not Know About Water
Worldwide, big investors like T. Boone Pickens are buying up water rights like they have bought up oil. Some have predicted that the next wars will be over water.
U.S. Tap Water Quality Database
Sewers at Capacity, Pollution Spills Into Waterways
Our tap water is fulla SHIT!
Health Risks of Reading on Toilet
Does reading on the crapper contribute to hemorrhoid growth?
Britain is ‘designer drugs’ capital of Europe, says EU agency
Paul Griffiths, of the European drugs agency, said that Spice contained a new compound, JWH-018, which was the first synthetic cannabinoid – the active ingredient in marijuana – and which was very potent even at low doses. In the face of the growing crackdown on Spice, research chemists have already developed a range of nine other cannabis-like drugs that would not be covered by the ban.
The Unravelling of the Real 3D Mandelbrot Fractal
to Insert a Tampon
Trick With Mouth
Rotten on Juke Box Jury BBC 70’s
Cube – No Vaseline (N.W.A Diss)
food: Metal Bits in YOUR Cereal! Yummy!
GA jail goes pink
The Sheriff is painting the entire jail bright pink.
Pure Pepto Bismol Pink will cover every wall inside the jail.
“We are also going to have pink shower shoes, pink wash clothes, pink towels, pink sheets and pink blankets,”
When the CIA tried its hand at magic
If Marijuana Production Were Legal: Projected Tax Revenues, by State
‘Twilight’ Connection in Big Heroin Bust
Here’s the kind of “Twilight” merchandise you really don’t want your kids getting their hands on — baggies of heroin with a cartoon of Rob Pattinson’s face printed on them.
Adam Lambert – Iron Maiden Eddie Swastika Denim Jacket
Heavy Metal Nazi Jew Fag Amerikkkan Idol
Doctors recommend medical marjiuana for minors with ADHD in California
Bringing Down the Curtain on New York’s Roll-Down Gates
New York City’s storefront gates, like its fire escapes and stoops, are there but not quite there: the unnoticed wallpaper of New York at night. They have been battered by vandals and defaced by graffiti taggers. They have secured diamonds, handmade tortellini and other valuable commodities. They have provided the clattering soundtrack of dawn and dusk, the steel canvas of struggling artists, the most compelling evidence that the city does, indeed, sleep.
And now, on orders of the City Council, roll-down gates have joined the ranks of fatty foods and cigarette smoke: they have been legislated against, some right into extinction.
Pill Reports – Obama Ecstasy Test Results
Obama LSD Blotter!
Abundant Waste: The Gleaner’s Role & Tips for Dumpster Diving
Obama Ecstasy pills hit the streets
8 Million Reasons for Real Surveillance Oversight
Sprint Nextel provided law enforcement agencies with its customers’ (GPS) location information over 8 million times between September 2008 and October 2009. This massive disclosure of sensitive customer information was made possible due to the roll-out by Sprint of a new, special web portal for law enforcement officers.The evidence documenting this surveillance program comes in the form of an audio recording of Sprint’s Manager of Electronic Surveillance, who described it during a panel discussion at a wiretapping and interception industry conference, held in Washington DC in October of 2009.

It is unclear if Federal law enforcement agencies’ extensive collection of geolocation data should have been disclosed to Congress pursuant to a 1999 law that requires the publication of certain surveillance statistics — since the Department of Justice simply ignores the law, and has not provided the legally mandated reports to Congress since 2004.

Wearing The Hair Of The Dog. Portraits Of People In Clothes Made From Their Pets’ Fur.
Nothing Says I Love You Like Dead Tree Rat
A pair of genuine taxidermy squirrel feet earrings
Fixed – Fawn – Steampunk Taxidermy
LOVED TO DEATH Taxidermy Jewelry Genuine Bird Head by lovedtodeath
Syd Barrett’s Shed on eBay
This shed is from the garden of the house Syd Barrett spent the last 30-odd years of his life living in. It has been painted oxblood and cream inside by Syd and contains furniture he built and painted himself; a press with two opening doors, a hose reel, a shelf and several other adaptations, the most curious of which is a device for retrieving his house keys even when he had also misplaced the key of the shed. The door of the shed seems also to have been made or at least fitted by Syd, and it is painted green with the hinges picked out in a chalk blue colour (a style favoured by Syd). Some planks have been replaced with fence shiplap at the far end.
The Sinners of Hell aka Jigoku 1960 horror movie
1960 Japan The story tells of a young theology student who flees a hit-and-run accident, he is plagued by both his own guilt-ridden conscience and a mysterious, diabolical doppelg√§nger represented by Tamura, who appears to know everyone’s darkest secrets.Eventually more deaths seem to occur around him, including his own which sends him plummeting into Hell.

Marilyn Monroe Smokes Pot THE VIDEO!
Yahoo, Verizon: Our Spy Capabilities Would ‘Shock’, ‘Confuse’ Consumers
Want to know how much phone companies and internet service providers charge to funnel your private communications or records to U.S. law enforcement and spy agencies?That’s the question muckraker and Indiana University graduate student Christopher Soghoian asked all agencies within the Department of Justice, under a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request filed a few months ago. But before the agencies could provide the data, Verizon and Yahoo intervened and filed an objection on grounds that, among other things, they would be ridiculed and publicly shamed were their surveillance price sheets made public.

Gotta Go!
Potty Trainin’ was never this FUN!
How you are goin’ to die.
“While you may be worried of catching of an obscure disease you heard about on the news, the truth is that we are far more likely to die of a small range of illnesses…”
Is long-term solitary confinement torture?
The United States holds tens of thousands of inmates in long-term solitary confinement. Is this torture?
Mickey Rourke Raps Over Game’s Closing Credits – Rogue warrior
UK jails schizophrenic for refusal to decrypt files
Terror squad arrest over model rocket
Crew – Dialled
Put a Donk on yer ringtone!
Crew – Rumper Pumper
Oh my…. the Blackout Crew are back, with a special guest appearance from Willy Donka…
Bizzy Bone Gets $35k of Bling Jacked – Robber Gets 12 Years In Prison
A Look At Hip Hop’s Most Outstanding Tattoo’s
The Cyberwar Plan
It’s not just a defensive game; cyber-security includes attack plans too, and the U.S. has already used some of them successfully.
Generation XXX: The Taste Below the Waist
Economy Is Forcing Young Adults Back Home in Big Numbers, Survey Finds
For more young adults, there is no place like home for the holidays, and for the rest of the year, too. Ten percent of adults younger than 35 told the Pew Research Center that they had moved back in with their parents because of the recession.
Scaredy-cat tigers
Zoo-keepers in China say their tigers have grown so tame that they’re frightened of the chickens they’re supposed to eat.
Christians in Jerusalem want Jews to stop spitting on them
Hipster Grifter Freed — Now What?
The Defecator: ‘Shitty’ Street Art
Big Hot Dog is a 7 Lbs. Weiner
What Do Levi Johnston, Evangelicals and Oprah Have in Common? They All Blind Us to What Really Matters
Celebrity worship has banished the real from public discourse.
Burn, Santa, Burn!!
The Feds Are Addicted to Pot — Even If You Aren’t
e government keeps pushing the BS that pot is addictive and has serious health consequences. And no wonder — lying about pot is a lucrative business.
2 busted for threatening YouTube rap
Investigators said the rap video featuring Mathew Rufino, 24, of New Bedford and Jason Foley, 28, of nearby Fairhaven would have been protected free speech if it had simply been aimed at police, The Boston Globe said. But throwing in specific names along with footage of a gun and noises of a firearm discharging elevated it to a potential crime.
Blind man fitted with ‘bionic’ eye sees for first time in 30 years
2009 Cannabis Cup Winners
Cannabis Cup
1. Super Lemon Haze – Green House
2. Vanilla Kush – Barney’s
3. Headband Kush – Green Place
Indica Cup
1. Starbud – Hortilab Seed Company
2. OG18 – Reserva Privada
3. Kush D – Allstar Genetics

Sativa Cup
1. Saris Hilton – Harvestman Seed Company
2. Super Lemon Haze – Green House Seed Co.
3. The Purps – BC Bud Depot

A LEGAL drug known as ‘meow meow’ led one lad to rip off his own SCROTUM, police said today.
My tattoos are breast
A BOOB crazy man loves nipples so much that he has had them tattooed on his BUM.
Goth robber jailed for bizarre Eastbourne bank job
Frater Osiris Xnoubis was dressed from head to foot in black leather when he carried out the bizarre robbery.
The 50 most interesting articles on Wikipedia
Are You Brave Enough to Say No to a High-Stress Holiday?
The problem with Christmas is that no one much likes it anymore.
Ice T’s Wife Coco POV
Epic billboard fail
Beyonce Stage Dives/Crowd Surfs at London Concert
Woah, Sasha Fierce! Stage divin’ now officially mainstream, as if that car commercial, where the car crowd surfs, didn’t kill it.
Bang Your Head or I’ll Rip It Off!: Heavy Metal Gangs of Wadeye
I felt acid melting my face away and wanted to die. Now I’ll show the world this evil rapist didn’t win | Acid attack victim Katie Piper
Thanks Billoney
of swarming monster worms and sea stars eatin’ a baby seal
Man acquitted of spitting on police burger
Egads! Confidential 9/11 Pager Messages Disclosed
Binaural beats
Binaural beats or binaural tones are auditory processing artifacts, or apparent sounds, the perception of which arises in the brain independent of physical stimuli. This effect was discovered in 1839 by Heinrich Wilhelm Dove.
End ‘medical’ sham and just legalize marijuana
The Case Against DMT Elves : James Kent
Tryptamine Hallucinogens and Consciousness by Terence McKenna
The Search for the Killer Painkiller
Herd behavior
Muni rider: Tooth bandit followed her off bus
The next thing Aronson recalls is being on her knees outside the bus, bleeding profusely from her torn lip – with her two upper front teeth missing.
Police: Vermont man stole bus, posted video of it
“It’s not every day that someone documents their crime and posts it on YouTube,” said prosecutor Todd Shove.
Dude Drives $1.6 Million Bugatti Veyron Sports Cars Into Salt Water Marsh
Lion opens family’s car door with his teeth
In the comfort and security of their car, a family thought there was nothing to worry about as they drove through a South African safari park – until a lion calmly opened their back door with his teeth.
Ohio 8th-grader suspended for wild Bengals haircut
CA man allegedly paid teens to spit in his face
A 39-year-old Southern California man has been arrested for misdemeanor child annoyance after allegedly paying a teenager $31 to spit in his face.
Assembling a hydro hut, buying a gun safe, cleaning up after neighborhood dogs—the ABC’s of opening a pot franchise
Statewide survey shows “ball tapping” problem widespread
“Ball tapping” is the act of intentionally hitting or kicking a male in the genitals.
Cooking Eggs or Popcorn with Cell Phones
Pop Corn With Your Cell Phone — Hoax or Real?
Can you use cell phones to make popcorn? Sure — if you believe the three vids below.
Med Grow Cannabis College
Detroit’s Med Grow Cannabis College offers course in growing marijuana
Interview with Dr. Alexander Shulgin
Dr. Alexander Shulgin is a noted chemist who has been studying the chemistry and effects of the psychedelics for over 30 years. He is probably most widely known for his book ‘PiHKAL: A Chemical Love Story’ (Phenethylamines I Have Known and Loved). He is also the discoverer of DOM (at one time known as “STP”), MMDA (not MDMA) and many other psychedelics, and was indirectly responsible for the introduction of MDMA to psychotherapy in the late ’70s.
PiHKAL Phenethylamines I Have Known And Loved: A Chemical Love Story By Alexander and Ann Shulgin
Dr. Ecstasy
”At the beginning of the 20th century, there were only two psychedelic compounds known to Western science: cannabis and mescaline. A little over 50 years later — with LSD, psilocybin, psilocin, TMA, several compounds based on DMT and various other isomers — the number was up to almost 20. By 2000, there were well over 200. So you see, the growth is exponential.” When I asked him whether that meant that by 2050 we’ll be up to 2,000, he smiled and said, ”The way it’s building up now, we may have well over that number.”
Simon Reynolds’s Notes on the noughties: When will hip-hop hurry up and die?
Cocaine Blues
Gucci Mane Sentenced To 12 Months In Jail
A. Rappers Are Stupid
B. The Man Be Haters
C. All Of The Above
Rapper Sentenced To Two Years For Song About Killing Cops
Johnson put it up on his MySpace page, and authorities stumbled across it while looking for gang-related activity on MySpace. The song was never played on the radio.
Look At This Fucking Juggalo
Clown Make Up & Rape. Thanks Patrick Nybakken
Appreciation – Black people can be emo, too!
“Despite the fact that I’m a cool as nigga there is a darkside. If you watch my twisted videos you will see that darkside; I’m an angry bitter lil piece of shit and I know it. Porn and Hate are the only things that make me happy. Fuck my piece of shit life. And if you ingorant motha fuckas don’t like me kiss my ass. If you post up some disrespectful shit about me your bitch ass will be blocked. I’m not goin to prison cuz of sum youtube war so don’t look for me to argue with you. I MOTHA FUCKIN HATE MY FUCKIN LIFE.” Thanks 247jerkoff
Corpse – Corpsegrinder talks bout World of Warcraft
Sorry I Missed Your Party
Pictures of other people’s parties from Flickr.
The Economics of Pinball
is Good – Stellar Kart Official Video
Can I get a Emo Christian Sidehug?
BrokeNCYDE’s Crunk Kids Photo Album
me Emo: Zac Efron
– bree bree
marriage between man and videogame character in Japan: Nintendo DS “Love Plus”
Japan is so progressive, and to think, over here in the US people bitch about gays gettin’ hitched!
$3 Million Coke bust at Brooklyn hipster drug den
“The suspects also gave Weinstein a weird vibe when they moved in sometime last year. He said that they didn‚Äôt fit the usual block demographic of young, affluent artists who used to dwell in the building. ‚ÄúThey looked like rock world hipsters, but older,‚Äù Weinstein recalled.
7th Grader Suspended For Wearing Skinny Jeans
‘When he sat down, Seth’s pants were disrupting.’
PornFail – NSFW Jerks!
Greetings From Guantanamo Bay
Have a Bad Case of Diarrhea
Must I Cry?
This music video is about a man whom befriended a fatherless ghetto boy. The boy stole from him time and time again. This video also speaks of a man who fathered twins with a woman he felt no love for. This song is highly emotional and it’s not about how well the singer is it’s about expression of hard times.
Natalia Eats A Banana
Eames-Inspired Prosthetic Leg
Death by Wifi? Wireless Medication Implant Could Get Hacked
Epson’s tiny GPS receiver will make everything location aware
Between this, Google Latitude, and the ever expanding lineup of Skyhook positioning devices, you can kiss your location anonymity goodbye.
Pepsi Logo Design Brief: Branding Lunacy to the Max
Pancock – NSFW
Beyonce Panty Upskirt
Courtney Love Topless
Desire Drug May Prove Sex Really Is All in Her Head
Boehringer Ingelheim GmbH is banking on sex really being all in women’s heads. The German drugmaker is putting the finishing touches on a pill designed to reawaken desire by blunting female inhibitions. Unlike Viagra, which targets the mechanics of sex by boosting blood flow to the penis, this drug works on the brain.
When Sex Hurts, and No One Can Tell You Why: The Mysterious Condition Called Vulvodynia
Loosely defined as chronic vulvar pain, vulvodynia is characterized by burning, stinging pain in the vuvla, sometimes called the “lips” that surround the opening to the vagina. Vulvodynia is often mistaken for yeast or bacterial infections or as a sexually transmitted infection or disease.
Rabbi ‘offered cocaine for sex’
During his final police interview, Chalomish told officers he bought large quantities of cocaine for himself and often used it when he could not sleep, the jury heard. Mr Goldwater said the prosecution did not exclude the possibility that there might be some truth in what Mr Abbas told the police. “That some of the drugs were given to young women who came to the flat and that one or more of those young women may have provided sexual services,” he added.
‘Our unborn baby looks like Michael Jackson!’
Looks more like the Crimson Ghost
Verona NJ teen sentenced to year in prison for online attack of Scientology
The War on Soy: Why the ‘Miracle Food’ May Be a Health Risk and Environmental Nightmare
Word “Canadian” So “Reviled in Some Places” that Visiting Canucks Say They’re Americans
Cigarettes harbor many pathogenic bacteria
Cigarettes are “widely contaminated” with bacteria, including some known to cause disease in people, concludes a new international study conducted by a University of Maryland environmental health researcher and microbial ecologists at the Ecole Centrale de Lyon in France.
Show 100 Opening Rap – Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling
Thanks Ashirm Zorabbim
The Baloney Detection Kit
inedia – breatharianism
Inedia is the alleged ability to live without food. Some inediates become breatharians, like the stigmatic Therese Neumann (1898-1962) of Bavaria, who said “one can live on the Holy Breath alone.” She claims to have done this from 1926-1962, during which time she says she only consumed her daily serving of transubstantiated bread.
What’s the harm in astrology?
Mind Control: America’s Secret War
10 Famous Men With Only One Ball
Succu Dry Vampire Fleshlight
Woman blasts off boyfriend’s penis with firecrackers
Stone Forest
Hamburger Dress
Needs my ‘special sauce’.
15 Signs American Society Is Coming Apart at the Seams
Sky Serpents – The flying snakes that terrorised America!
In June 1873, a farmer identified as Mr Hardin, who lived a few miles east of Bonham, Texas, observed, along with workers in nearby fields, an “enormous serpent… as large and long as a telegraph pole… of a yellow striped colour”, in the words of the Bonham Enterprise. That would have been remarkable enough, except that this was floating in a cloud heading in an easterly direction. The witnesses “could see it coil itself up, turn over, and thrust forward its huge head as if striking at something, displaying the manœuvres of a genuine snake”.
Thanks Nico Dios.
7 ghoulish archaeological discoveries
What supplements actually work to increase semen volume?
FAQ On Semen
‘Fruits like kiwi, watermelon, celery, and pineapple are all said to make semen taste lighter.’
“Graffiti is becoming a true art, fine and delicate” – Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin
Stopping the ACTA Juggernaut | Electronic Frontier Foundation
AntiCounterfeiting Trade Agreement government is tryin’ to push through without public oversight. Read this shit ‘n cringe. Is this the ‘Transparent’ government that Obama talks about?
Led Zeppelin’s ‘Stairway to Heaven’ Gets Smoking DJs’ Approval
“The song became successful by accident,” Charles R. Cross told the New York Post. “[I] had 100 DJs swear to me that they only played the song because they needed a long break to go and smoke a cigarette. If it had been a minute shorter, you couldn’t have smoked a full cigarette. If it had been a minute longer, it would have been too long.”
LED Throwie Rat (or Mouse)
Eminent Domain Outrage in Connecticut: Pharmaceutical Giant Pfizer to Leave New London, Site of Major Housing Battle
Homeowners in New London, Connecticut took on the city’s leaders after they announced plans to condemn all of the homes in one neighborhood to make way for a private development project for pharmaceutical giant Pfizer. The city said it would bring in thousands of jobs. After a 2005 Supreme Court ruling against the homeowners, the entire neighborhood was bulldozed. This week Pfizer announced it is shutting down its research center.
Jackson – Captain Eo part 1 of 2 ( FULL VERSION )
Jews on $20 Bill
Mass: We Pray – The Video Game
Roof Coffee Cup
Then it hit me. If I put something on my car roof, I could see if people notice. I decided a coffee cup was the best choice, and after consulting my friends, they said to go with a StarBucks cup w/attached “cup condom”. I did , and the reaction was good enough for me to give the cup its own Twitter feed
Opium Museum
San Francisco Opium Den Photos circa 1889
“Hit The Bitch,” The Danish Domestic Volence Awareness Campaign
“Hit The Bitch” website allows you (or someone like you), in the guise a meaty male hand, to beat the crap out of a woman. And, for the sake of convenience, to simulate the beating, you can use either your mouse or your webcam.
Agents seize bongs at L.A. Harbor listed as Christmas ornaments
Killer Bodies – Qaddafi’s Female Bodyguards
On a good day, the bodyguards make Qaddafi look like Hef. On a bad day, a Bond villain. On every day, a crackpot.
Modern Day Amazons: Colonel Qaddafi’s Elite Female Bodyguards
Colonel Gaddafi hires ‘500 beautiful Italian girls’, asks them to convert to Islam during Rome summit
Ugandan official: cane bodies of people who die from drinking gin
Oops, they weren’t logs after all: The moment a crocodile was killed after taking a foolish shortcut across a herd of hippos
Delight – Crazy Video Game Inspired Video
Thanks Jim White
Wars Holiday Special 1978
Swastikas Gift Wrap: Neither Merry nor Right
Thanks Carlen Altman
Hillsborough woman used stun gun on children
“She used belts, hammers, wooden spoons, electrical cords, one is supposed to be a stun gun that she utilized,” said Debbie Carter with the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office. Carter also says the children were covered in marks and bruises. Horace was arrested on Tuesday and booked into the Orient Road Jail. An arrest affidavit says the children told police she urinated on them and held their heads underwater.
Thanks Gnar Jen
Artist sells everything she owns for £1
“Here was one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen and to top her natural endowments she fucking knew drag racing and how to rebuild engines.”
Mouth” commercial ABC PSA
Thanks Jim White
Ticket to Hawaii – Skater’s Death
Thanks Patrick Nybakken
CNN Reporter Detained for Showing Obama-Mao T-Shirt in Shanghai
In Shanghai, a CNN correspondent says she was detained for two hours by Chinese security guards after she held a banned T-shirt in front of the camera. The shirt showed so-called “ObaMao”—U.S. President Barack Obama looking like Mao Zedong.
Police Used Taser on 10-Year-Old Girl in Arkansas
More proof that Fox ran fake video of Palin’s book-tour “crowds”
Earlier, Think Progress caught Fox News showing what was clearly footage of a 2008 Sarah Palin campaign rally but claiming that it was video of “huge crowds” attending Palin’s book tour.
Militant group’s recruiting of soldiers worries watchdogs
“Many of the Oath Keepers are people who believe that martial law is about to be declared at any moment, it’s right around the corner,” Potok said.
Monitor on Psychology – Understanding Terrorism
“One big problem with terrorism policy altogether is that it tends to interpret things from our perspective, based on what makes sense to us,” Taylor says. “That’s not really the issue: The issue is what makes sense to people on the ground.”
How India’s neurocops used brainscans to convict murderers
People are being jailed after lie-detecting brain scans find them guilty. The science is flaky, but this is just the latest instance of neuro imaging being used to ‘read’ the human mind – and even acclaimed studies are now being challenged as spurious.
Warning of extra heart dangers from mixing cocaine and alcohol
A third chemical – cocaethylene – builds up in the liver over a number of years among those who mix the two drugs. And this is now having major health consequences
The Forer Effect – The tendency to see ourselves in vague or general statements
You have a great need for other people to like and admire you. You have a tendency to be critical of yourself. You have a great deal of unused capacity which you have not turned to your advantage. While you have some personality weaknesses, you are generally able to compensate for them. Your sexual adjustment has presented problems for you. Disciplined and self-controlled outside, you tend to be worrisome and insecure inside. At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing. You prefer a certain amount of change and variety and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations. You pride yourself as an independent thinker and do not accept others’ statements without satisfactory proof. You have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing yourself to others. At times you are extroverted, affable, sociable, while at other times you are introverted, wary, reserved…
Âçê : Zara Swastika Bag
CBP in Los Angeles Seizes Volkswagen Bus Stolen in 1974
“This is a unique case that reflects our strategic approach in utilizing the best of intelligence, training and use of information in enforcing laws and regulations at our ports,” said Kevin Weeks, CBP director of Field Operations.
This Bra Could Save Yer Life!
Bang Your Head or I’ll Rip It Off!: Air Guitar Vs. Cardboard Guitar
Thanks Billoney
National Inhalant Prevention Coalition
Moon Water
Six-legged goat to grab eyeballs at goat exhibition
Saying the goat was born with six legs, four testicles and three penis a year ago, the owner adds it can walk freely and normally like other goats. “It faces problems in defecating and urinating, as discharge of urine is witnessed after frequent intervals from different penis.
Steve Albini on Recording 2,000 Albums, Nirvana, How Geffen Tried to Put Him Out of Business, & Disregarding the Listening Audience… ‘I‚Äôll Literally Work With Anybody’…
Ellis & The LSD No-No by James Blagden
Spanish region takes hands-on approach to sex education
Officials launch campaign to teach young people about ‘sexual self-exploration and discovery of self-pleasure’
Crackdown on ‘Cleavage of the Buttocks’
Lawmakers in the city of Yakima, WA, have apparently had enough. Yesterday the city council voted 5-2 to change the city’s indecent exposure laws to include “cleavage of the buttocks,” that is, exposing a thong or G-string in public. Women caught showing off their assets can now be fined $1,000 or face up to 90 days in jail. If a child under the age of 14 is considered a victim of indecent exposure, those penalities are increased to $5,000 and up to a year in jail.
Baggy pants wearer arrested
According to incident reports, Bainbridge Public Safety Officers Rusty Day and Collin Hastey were patrolling the 1100 block of East Troup Street searching for a stolen bicycle. The officers observed a male riding a pink bicycle with his pant low on his body, exposing his undergarments. Officers stopped Edison on Sims Street and he was placed under arrest for violating the city ordinance, which was passed on Dec. 16, 2008.
15 Shocking Tales of How Sex Laws Are Screwing the American People
China: Secret “Black Jails” Hide Severe Rights Abuses
Tampa police: Marine reservist attacked Greek priest he mistook for terrorist
Police say Bruce offered several reasons to explain his actions: The man tried to rob him. The man grabbed Bruce’s crotch and made an overt sexual advance in perfect English. The man yelled “Allahu Akbar,” Arabic for “God is great,” the same words some witnesses said the Fort Hood shooting suspect uttered last week. “That’s what they tell you right before they blow you up,” police say Bruce told them.
Police arrest Night Stalker suspect
The Night Stalker is thought to be responsible for at least 108 attacks on the elderly, including four rapes and 24 indecent assaults, during break-ins in South London over 19 years
Israelis Want a Pain Ray of Their Own
The American weapon, known officially as the Active Denial System (pictured, above), heats the target’s skin with short microwaves. These only penetrate to about 1/64 of an inch. That’s enough to be extremely painful but (generally) harmless. In thousands of tests of the system, nobody has been able to stay in the beam for more than a few seconds.
You Still Can’t Buy a Vibrator in Alabama By Paul Krassner
Stealing Money, Selling Heroin and Raping Boys: Meet Our Afghan Ally
For instance, one reason Afghan villagers prefer to deal with the Taliban rather than the government security forces is that the latter have a habit of seizing their sons at checkpoints and sodomizing them.
Facebook Defense gets robbery suspect off the hook
New estimate for Afghan war: $1 million per soldier
Senior administration officials reported to the New York Times today that budget projections for the war in Afghanistan will cost U.S. taxpayers at least $1 million per soldier, per year.
Prison inmates find drugs in fruit donated by police
Prisoners working in the mess hall of the Texas Department of Criminal Justice’s Segovia Unit found 25 pounds of marijuana nestled in a crate of bananas and other fruits Friday.
Senegal, Africa colossus proves sore point
A gigantic, multi-million dollar bronze statue rising over the skyline of the Senegalese capital is causing a colossal storm for the man who conceived it.
Olives Irrigated With Blood
“Then I reached the location of the mass graves. I found one large grave, an olive tree standing next to it. Many corpses of civilians inside the hole. So the olive tree had been irrigated with the blood of the innocent people. How will it be the tree of peace, after being irrigated with blood?”
Victim of Chimp Attack Shows Destroyed Face on Oprah
New warning on ‘perfect vaginas’
Advertisements promote labial surgery as easy answers to women’s insecurities about their genital appearances – insecurities that are fuelled by the very advertisements that prescribe a homogenised, pre-pubescent genital appearance standard for all women
25 Years in Prison for Pot? Drug Warrior Congressman’s Idea Is Way Obsolete
Rep. Mark Kirk thinks that the magic number of 15% THC concentration in marijuana should lead to a 25-year prison penalty.
Man ‘ripped in half’ in motorbike crash given remote controlled bionic bottom
They took a muscle from above his knee, wrapped it around his sphincter and attached electrodes to the nerves which are operated by remote control.
He carries the palm-sized device in his pocket and simply presses a button to open his bowls when he wants to go to the toilet.
Morrissey storms off stage after bottle thrown by concert-goer hits him in the eye
Evangelist Tony Alamo sentenced to 175 years for sex crimes
The Word ‘Meep’ Banned At Danvers High School
First U.S. marijuana cafe OPENs in Portland
it Out – Dystonia Style
So Fly Swine Flu
Meme Generator
Holy Fuckin’ Time Waster!
Zeitgeist: Addendum
The B-Thing by Gelitin
Hitler was ‘German football coach’
One in 20 schoolchildren think the Fuhrer was a sportsman, while one in six youngsters said they thought Auschwitz was a Second World War theme park.
Art Students in WTC Connected to Israeli Intelligence Service
Thanks Leather Diaper
Dirty Dozen for Black Swan Avoidance – 12 Ways To Avoid Death
“11. If you are in any personal or professional relationship that exhausts you or otherwise causes your recurrent distress, then end the relationship immediately.”
Thanks Gabe McDonough
Texas Department of Criminal Justice – Executed Offenders w Last Statements
Some HEAVY Shit! Thanks Petey.
Going to Die!
Florida man Joshua Basso arrested for calling 911 asking for sex
Florida police say a man arrested for repeatedly calling 911 looking for sex claimed it was the only number he could dial after running out of cell phone minutes. Tampa police said 29-year-old Joshua Basso made sexual comments to the 911 dispatcher and asked if he could come to her house. Investigators say she hung up, but he called back four more times.
Bang Your Head or I’ll Rip It Off!: Art of the Metal Comp!
From my first taste of human blood I knew what my life was missing
Thanks Nico Dios
Buy Nothing Day – November 27th 2009
Porn you wish you never saw – No Wonder Her Pussy Stinks (NSFW)
Makes me think about Led Zeppelin. Thanks Carlen.
Brainy Berries – A Night in Crystal Cave
Images from Brainy Berries: A Night in Crystal Cave, story and illustrations by T. Benjamin Faucett (New York: A. L. Burt Company, 1924).
Create fake Facebook Conversations.
Wayne “The Carter” (Sundance) Documentary Trailer Premiere
ride through a Forest Fire in Queensland, Australia
Welcome to HELL!
Cell Size and Scale – Interactive
3D Kink – the best virtual fetish sex worldwide!
More than just interactive images or video clips! Check out the hottest cyber fetish game in realtime 3D! It’s like actually being there!
Anatomy of a Rape Fantasy
Randy Quaid’s Journey from Actor to Alleged Felon
Based in Northern California, Cinesmoke is committed to the art of smoking glamour, and looks forward to exploring it further and doing many cool things in the future.
Chimp Funeral
The Great Stalacpipe Organ, the worlds largest musical instrument, unusual odd unique
Stalactites covering 3 1/2 acres of the surrounding caverns produce tones of symphonic quality when electronically tapped by rubber-tipped mallets.
Bigfoot Museum
Vodka Tampon
“Actually, there are three girls at Ridgemont who have cultivated the Pat Benatar look.”
Galaxy Syrup Space Foods Company ~ 1953
Simply Beastly with BARBARA CRAMPTON
80’s Horror Sexpot Photographed Semi-Nude With Monsters
Film Poster Paintings from Ghana
How To Draw Monsters by ‘Scary’ Harry Borgman!
Chorus “RUN THIS TOWN” Jay-Z Rihanna & Kanye West
The REMIX! Kiddie Version!
Extreme Japanese custom vans
Create A Pillow From Yer Dead Pet
Armchair Cruisers Motorized Couches and Sofas
QUILTSR≈∏CHE by Boo Davis
Quiltsrÿche is the Seattle-based evil quilt empire of designer Boo Davis. Boo makes modern heirloom quilts just like your metal-loving, half-blind Grandma would. Bold designs, eye-popping color combinations and a touch of evil are the hallmarks of Quiltsrÿche quilts.
Anarchists ‘used Twitter to inform protesters of police movements’ at G20 protests
New York man accused of using Twitter to direct protesters during G20 summit
Arrest of Queens Man Puts Focus on Texting to Rally Protesters
The Pennsylvania State Police said he was found in a hotel room with computers and police scanners while using the social-networking site Twitter to spread information about police movements. He has denied wrongdoing.
F.T.C. Proposes Problematic Regulation of Online Free Speech
ASCAP Stops the Girl Scouts from Singing around the Campfire – Excerpt from Brand Name Bullies
“In 1996, ASCAP decided that that since hotels, restaurants, funeral homes and resorts pay for the right to “perform” recorded music, and since many summer camps resemble resorts, why shouldn’t they pay too? Under copyright law, a public performance occurs “where a substantial number of persons outside of a normal circle of a family and its social acquaintances is gathered.” Like a summer camp.After reportedly opening its negotiations with the American Camping Association with an offer of $1,200 per season per camp, ASCAP eventually settled on an average annual fee of $257. But once ASCAP’s plan went public, and people learned that the Girl Scouts were among the 288 camps being dunned, the group beat a hasty and embarrassed retreat.”

RIAA and MPAA Can’t Stop BitTorrent, Study Finds
Is There “Hope” for Shepard Fairey? How does fair-use law work, anyway?
Krink MINI
Harvard class on ‘The Wire’
Holy Shit, It’s Cripple Porn!
Naked man hit by train, arrested
18-year-old suspect had eaten magic mushrooms prior to the bizarre incident, police say.
Somali man aged 112 marries girl of 17
Bat Fellatio!
Have you ever heard of vaginal prolapse?
Scientists restate Tsavo lions’ taste for human flesh
According to the man who finally caught them in 1898, the two maneless Kenyan lions munched their way through as many as 135 people before they were shot, skinned, sold, stuffed and put on display in Chicago.
ACLU v. The Gene Patents
Effectology Vol.9 Terrifying Effect Pedals
High School Gang Rape Stuns California Community
No One Called Cops During Gang Rape, But Some Took Pictures
Five correctional officers charged in dog fondling
“Essentially, he was touching the dog’s penis with his hand,“ Beasley said. “The others were there filming it. That’s actually how we learned of it — there’s a video.“
Jr. Douche Nugget
The Curious Case of Gay-Porn-Star Identical Twins: Porn + Perversions
Gorgeous twins partnering up for Mission: Impossible‚Äìstyle heists may sound like the premise of a Hollywood action thriller, but the Goffney brothers’ tale is more the stuff of David Lynch. In the days that followed their arrests, photos and video surfaced showing the siblings engaged in hard-core gay sex, including a three-way with triple-X woodsman Marc Williams, star of such hits as BlackBalled 5.
Building With Whole Trees
According to research by the Forest Products Laboratory in Madison, run by the USDA, a whole, unmilled tree can support 50 percent more weight than the largest piece of lumber milled from the same tree. So Mr. Gundersen uses small-diameter trees as rafters and framing in his airy structures, and big trees felled by wind, disease or insects as powerful columns and curving beams.
French Branch of Scientology Convicted of Fraud
“It’s the first time in France that the entity of the Church of Scientology is condemned for fraud as an organized gang.”
Amelia Earhart’s Final Resting Place Believed Found
Legendary aviatrix Amelia Earhart most likely died on an uninhabited tropical island in the southwestern Pacific republic of Kiribati, according to researchers at The International Group for Historic Aircraft Recovery
Feds Charge Cable Modem Modder With ‘Aiding Computer Intrusion’
Man blames diarrhea for indecent exposure charge
The underwear in question was located with stains, but the responding deputy determined the stains weren’t consistent with explosive diarrhea.
Official Ed Hardy song ft. Bigg Woo
The Douche Bag Theme! Thanks Rob Kiley.
Bushwick ’77: When the Lights Went Out – Brooklyn, NY
Shitting Dick Nipples
Take U To Da Movies
No worser than OJ Tha Deuce Man. Thanks Venus Jazmin Soto
Bloody Nipples – a gallery on Flickr
Thanks Billoney
Metal New Jersey 80’s Rockn’ Roll Heaven segment Channel 4 News – Clark, NJ
“Barry Manalow, you’d better cover your ears!” Thanks Billoney.
Brominated vegetable oil
Thanks Billoney
Bromoderma after Excessive Ingestion of Ruby Red Squirt
We report a case of bromoderma from excessive ingestion of a soft drink. A 63-year-old man presented with a two-week history of tender, ulcerated, erythematous nodules on his hands and fingers
WTF Japan?! Thanks Shadi.
Cool Comic Cover Gallery – Batman Gets Punched!
Cool Comic Cover Gallery – Superman Gets Punched!
126 Chinese Opera Masks, Lei Zhenzi
A Visit to Castle Rock
SCOUTING NY РNew York, You’ve Changed – Taxi Driver (Part 1)
2009: Police Attack Students at University of Pittsburgh
Thanks CopioUS Culture
Womans Vintage 1966 Hand Embroidered Star Trek Jeans – eBay $75,000
Soy Turns Boys into Homos
Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality.
Camouflage Art by Liu Bolin
Thanks Petey
Man Stuffs Mouth With 16 Cockroaches In Record Bid (VIDEO)
Hacking a NYC taxi screen
Charmin – Enjoy the Go
Shitty Job!
Conan the Barbarian (1982) – Memorable quotes
Police: Pa. man busted with weed stuck to forehead
Midway Message from the Gyre
These photographs of albatross chicks were made just a few weeks ago on Midway Atoll, a tiny stretch of sand and coral near the middle of the North Pacific. The nesting babies are fed bellies-full of plastic by their parents, who soar out over the vast polluted ocean collecting what looks to them like food to bring back to their young. On this diet of human trash, every year tens of thousands of albatross chicks die on Midway from starvation, toxicity, and choking.
Man at center of Enumclaw horse-sex case in trouble again
“More charges are coming. They’ve been having sex with full-grown horses,” Maury County, Tenn., Detective Terry Chandler said on Monday. “He [Tait] has been here for four years and it looks like it has been going on for some time.”Chandler said that Thomason owns the farm and the animals — 13 horses, Shetland ponies, goats and dogs. The detective said that it appears that people had been having sex with ponies and dogs as well.

Cat Roadkill Toy Teaches Children About Life And Death
Group attacks woman, rip out gold fronts
Unemployed Jordanians deceived into donating their organs
Between five and 10 per cent of kidney transplants performed annually around the world are estimated to be the result of organ trafficking.
Wild Mook – American Police
Wheelchair user, 92, arrested for smuggling coke
A 92-year-old woman with cocaine strapped to her body flew all the way from Brazil to Spain before police arrested her, in a wheelchair, at Madrid’s airport.
Voices Revealed
Village ‘witches’ beaten in India
Five women were paraded naked, beaten and forced to eat human excrement by villagers after being branded as witches in India’s Jharkhand state.
Mona Lisa’s smile a mystery no more
Different cells in the retina transmit different categories of information or “channels” to the brain. These channels encode data about an object’s size, clarity, brightness and location in the visual field.
Biblical sex row over explicit illustrated Book of Genesis
A sexually explicit illustrated Book of Genesis by controversial artist Robert Crumb, which features Bible characters having intercourse, has been condemned by religious groups.
AP files amended countersuit in Obama Hope poster case; claims Fairey is purposely deceiving
‘Me Being a Geek Helped Hip-Hop Grow’
Wanted for the Denver Newspaper Westword – A Marijuana Critic
Westword, an alternative weekly newspaper in Denver, has the standard lineup of film, food and music critics. But in what may be a first for American journalism, the paper is shopping around for a medical marijuana critic.
Lamebook – The Funniest and Lamest of Facebook
Oversharin’ to hilarious ends!
$uperDJ King Solomon IRAK’s Top Ignorant Rap$
Face of the Future
Fear of a brown planet
John Forehand: Man ‘Asked Teen Daughter For Sex On Facebook’
Forehand told his daughter he had been having “inappropriate” dreams about her, and wrote to her, “I’ll take very good care of my little girl.”
Sex Offender Must Post Signs On House & Car Announcing His Crime
Under judge’s ruling, man must post signs on property stating he is a sex offender.
Kong Drunk
Drinkin’ that lean.
Robert Anton Wilson – Maybe Logic
Abandoned Structures in Asia
Jet flys 1ft over heads of stunned onlookers!!
over Hong Kong Landing Kai Tak Airport 1998 香港 啟德機場
walled city 九龍城砦
And you thought the projects were bad!
THE RUNAWAYS Movie Set Pictures with Kristen Stewart & Dakota Fanning
Kristen looks so hot, Dakota’s gotta granny grill!
Abandoned Atlanta Prison
Hashima Island – More Photos
Hashima Island
Abandoned Japanese island fulla ruins.
Sustainable Free Spirit Sphere Treehouse
Damn, I wanna live in this!
Futuristic Mobile Homes: Trailer Trash or Treasure?
Artist Entertains With Fiery Graffiti
Don’t get burnt, Ellis!
The girl French film director Roman Polanski raped
Shopkeeper’s privilege
In many jurisdictions of the United States, the courts recognize a common law shopkeeper’s privilege, under which a shopkeeper is allowed to detain a suspected shoplifter on store property for a reasonable period of time, so long as he has cause to believe that the person detained in fact committed, or attempted to commit, theft of store property.
Home Depot Needs To Check Your Receipt “In Case You Stole Something”
Woman Sues Toyota Over ‘Terrifying’ Prank
Lawsuit Claims Woman Believed She Was Being Stalked Thanks to Toyota’s Marketing Prank
Got a Black Flag Tattoo?
D not flu shots
Thanks Angie Park
Star Wars Origins – Frank Herbert’s Dune
Star Wars also rips of the Lensman series
The Spiders That Decorate Their Own Webs
Decorated trains in Japan
Top to bottom, Full car
Cold war nuclear bomb warmed by chickens
Plans to fill a nuclear landmine with chickens to regulate its temperature were seriously considered during the Cold War.
PERVERTED JUSTICE EXPOSED – The largest and best anti-predator organization online
Check out the ‘Top 10 Most Slimy’ & predator chat transcripts!
Mint&Serf’s Photostream
Immigrant activists call out ‘Illegal Alien’ costumes
million fps Slow Motion video of bullet impacts
Fake cabbie ‘may have assaulted 100 men’
Lim, who was found guilty of 15 counts of sexual penetration without consent, 11 counts of indecent assault and one count of unlawful wounding
Dad convicted after trying home circumcision on son
“He learned about circumcision on the Internet and sent away for special instruments.
Court heard he put his son on the floor on some clean garbage bags and towels, with Band-Aids and a veterinary powder used to stop bleeding standing by.”
Mayor of the Sunset Strip
What We Do Is Secret Part 1
That Germs film that came out a few years back. RIP Darby.
What We Do Is Secret Part 2
Gets Wild To ‘Fight The Power’
Thanks Lil’ Deth
Lord Haw-Haw
Lord Haw-Haw was the nickname of several announcers on the English language propaganda radio program Germany Calling, broadcast by Nazi German radio to audiences in Great Britain on the medium wave station Reichssender Hamburg and by shortwave to the United States.
Mildred Gillars aka Axis Sally
Mildred Gillars (November 29, 1900 – June 25, 1988) was a female radio personality during World War II, best known for her propaganda broadcasts for Nazi Germany.
Poseurs Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Deal Drugs on ‘CSI’
Ashlee, Pete Wentz Deal Drugs on ‘CSI’
aspirin or something”
Street “Slayer Sing-Along”
Minute Supervan
car implosion
Wonka’s Tunnel of Hell Reversed
WACO The Big Lie Parts 1 & 2 (Video 1)
Steve Powers: A Love Letter For You
JonBenet Meets Timothy McVeigh at Heavens Gate
The Creator Of Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Poo And Hot Chicks With Dogs With Boners Speaks!
Clone Yer Cock!
Moonbase Central – Space Toys of the 60’s
The Nuns Are On The Sea Wall
This is merely a Blog for audio and video recordings of Velvet Underground which have not been officially released.
Egypt Р‘Artificial Virginity’ Kit Opposed
The Artificial Virginity Hymen kit, which is distributed by the Chinese company Gigimo and costs about $30, is intended to help newly married women fool their husbands into believing they are virgins
A Placenta Teddy Bear
Giant, Mucus-Like Sea Blobs on the Rise, Pose Danger
Cocaine Vaccine Is Developed, but It Does Not Keep Users From Wanting the Drug
Stone circle suggests Stonehenge part of burial complex
Brooke Shields photographer ‘disappointed’ by police pornography claim
Brooke Shields: Victim of child porn?
Polanski The Predator – Unsealed grand jury minutes detail 1977 sex assault
France – Culture Minister Is Attacked for Paying Young Asian Boys for Sex
Propaganda kills Afghan girl
A YOUNG Afghan girl suffered fatal injuries after a box of public information leaflets, dropped from a British RAF transport aircraft over Helmand province, landed on top of her.
1,000 cameras ‘solve one crime’
Only one crime was solved by each 1,000 CCTV cameras in London last year, a report into the city’s surveillance network has claimed.
Drugs woman forced into sex ring
A Chinese woman arrested when a cannabis factory was raided, claimed she was made to have sex with workers locked in the premises ‘day and night’.
E.T. – The Pachimono Experience
Bootleg cards, circa 1983.
Serial killer is a teenager girl
17-year-old Brazilian girl admits killing 30 men
Callout Cards – That’s Not Cool
How to make Crank/Meth Aka shake n bake
New meth formula avoids legal bans
“But now drug users are making their own meth in small batches using a faster, cheaper and much simpler method with ingredients that can be carried in a knapsack and mixed on the run. The “shake-and-bake” approach has become popular because it requires a relatively small number of pills of the decongestant pseudoephedrine — an amount easily obtained under even the toughest anti-meth laws that have been adopted across the nation to restrict large purchases of some cold medication.”
Clash – Magnificent Seven – Tom Synder Show 1981
Thanks Liz Feralcat
Dogos, Ancient Astronauts, nomoos, zulu, Ancient Civilizations, Syrius, DogStar, Orion, Burlington Ufo and Paranormal Research and Educational Center, in Burlington, Wisconsin
Lucifer is a Latin word, literally meaning “light-bearer”, that was used as a name for the “day star” or “Morning Star” that precedes the rising of the sun.
Crime Scene : Sell-crack-or-die defense is now 0 for 2
Thanks Matt Slim
metal prank call
Thanks Jason Scott Goodman
In pictures: Phil Spector
Slut Princesses: Tricks or Treats?
Teen girls slutty costumes!
– Hare Krishna Reggaeton
Thanks Arielle Castillo.
Thanks Billoney.
Doll Coffeeshop
“This site is about life size posable dolls and it contains sexual and erotic material. I sell nothing on this site (not even coffee).”
Art and Philadelphia – The New York Times
“As a teenager, Mr. Powers, left, was a prolific and notorious graffiti writer known as Espo. Now, as an established gallery artist living in New York, he has returned to Philadelphia to mount an ambitious urban beautification project, one whose odd, affectionate messages – like ‘”Forever Starts When You Say Yes” and “Pre-pay is on/Let’s talk/Till my minutes are gone” – are about love and reconciliation.”
Philly Mural Arts Program: A Love Letter For You
Stephen Powers’s Love Letter to Philadelphia
“In an unprecedented move in the war against visual pollution, S√£o Paulo, Brazil banned all outdoor advertising in 2007. S√£o Paulo made the revolutionary bid to reclaim its visual and mental environment by denying corporations the right to disseminate their messages throughout the urban landscape.”
Somali Pirates hit navy ship ‘in error’
Thanks Shadi.
PARLIAMENT FUNKADELIC: One Nation Under a Groove . The Film
Cherie Currie ~ Photo Album
Underage Runaway Rockin’ in her Undies!
Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Shit
Thanks Haley H.
on Regis and Kathy Lee 1986 NYxHC!
Thanks Jeff Rokose
Reed School for Nervous and Backward Children (1906)
Hold on to your hearts: It’s deep-fried butter!
2nd prize stories – World Press Photo – Boxers Before and After Fights
In praise of the sci-fi corridor
Spike’s (Snoopy’s Stoner Brother)
Cymothoa exigua: Alien!
Cymothoa exigua is a parasitic crustacean of the family Cymothoidae. This parasite attaches itself at the base of the tongue of the Spotted rose snapper, Lutjanus guttatus, with the claws on its front three pairs of legs, and extracts blood. As the parasite grows, less and less blood is able to reach the tongue, and eventually the organ atrophies from lack of blood. The parasite then replaces the fish’s tongue with its own body, by attaching to the muscles of the tongue stub. Thanks EMone
Michael Richards (aka “Cosmo Kramer”): Freemason, Shriner, Racist
Thanks Patric Egan
Toy fanatic builds a house from LEGO
Thanks EMone
Vaders Voice Before Voice Over
Me Yer Diapers!
Thanks Billoney
American Pyramids
Satanic Youth
Free masonry: Its pretensions exposed in faithful extracts of its standard … By Henry Dana Ward (1828) Freemasonry Freemasons Illuminati
Free masonry: Its pretensions exposed in faithful extracts of its standard authors; with a review of Town’s Speculative masonry: its liability to prevert the doctrines of revealed religion, discovered in the spirit of it doctrines, and in the application of its emblems: its dangerous tendency.
Nachtrag von weitern
Documents confiscated by the Bavarian Elector at the Sandersdorf Castle in Bavaria. The castle belonged to high-ranking Illuminati member, Baron von Bassus: Thomas Maria Baron De Bassus (1742 Poschiavo, Switzerland – 1815 Sandersdorf, Germany). Primary documents.
“The Influence of the Mystery Religions on Christianity” by Martin Luther King, Jr
The death of former Rolling Stones guitarist Brian Jones is to be reviewed following new evidence, it has been revealed.
Stimulus checks lure Floridians to their arrest
Cops basically use a Nigerian email scam to entrap fools
Nearly-Naked Man Hijacks Atlanta School Bus
Bob Bonis – “BOXERS OR BRIEFS?” – The Rolling Stones
This amusing photograph of Mick Jagger and Keith Richards answers the age old question about Mick’s underwear,,, “Boxers or briefs?” Meanwhile Keith is pulling a nanker.


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