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Stevie Nicks shows how to kick attackers in 1983 self-defense manual https://t.co/V5U6fGrM2D

Faking ‘wokeness’: how advertising targets millennial liberals for profit https://t.co/t3SFcgkNKz

The vagina charlatans of Etsy https://t.co/SoGKam7V2T

Two camels in Dubai fuck in the middle of the road https://t.co/rlz6FWFGMd

Archive of Rock Scene magazine (1973-1982) https://t.co/dV74GksUwW

Gregg Allman Was A Junkie Snitch https://t.co/miWYUYRvFF

NJ 8th graders refuse to take a photo with Paul Ryan because they don’t “want to be associated with him” https://t.co/hoyVRj5zZs

Why Didn’t Jared and Ivanka Report Their Art Collection?
Including ‘paired paintings by Nate Lowman and Dan Colen’ https://t.co/CTTg9sthC8

Ontario Giant Rubber Duck Is Counterfeit, Says Artist Who Created Other Giant Rubber Duck https://t.co/CTG1Lz3Fl9

A saint’s brain is stolen and Catholics pray for its return https://t.co/IQW0CvGqRV

An Irate Man Shuts Down a City Building For A Day With Bedbugs #WeaponizedBedBugs https://t.co/4GpF0xVhT9

Jewel Wasps are Neurosurgeons Who Zombify Cockroaches So Their Babies Can Eat Them From the Inside Out https://t.co/Z46FpOffgn

This Anti-Aging Start-Up Is Paying Thousands of Dollars for Teen Blood https://t.co/CjFoKdsed9

Microwaved Glow stick blows up in kid’s face
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The Dark Side of Laughter https://t.co/rWQJB3BUNy

Pigeon Highheel Fetish

Man Smokes ‘Skunk’ Cannabis, Cuts Off Penis, Stabs Mom https://t.co/uqbAkA6ITp

Even moderate drinking can damage the brain, claim researchers https://t.co/pIsCJnLqz7

Footage of how a Chinese factory made fake Budweiser beers will gross you out https://t.co/KQqU6akFKV

A fetish leathercrafters journal: Posture Collar Step-by-Step https://t.co/ls5sA19q3A

Instagram Voted Worst Social Media Site for Mental Health https://t.co/MfmCFYsVFL

Squirrel King

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WARNING! Intense Orgasmic Arousal Stimulation with Binaural Beats

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WARNING! VERY Intense Orgasmic Arousal Stimulation with Binaural Beats

Zap to the brain alters libido in unique sex study

newscientist.com/article/211479…

50 People On ‘The Most Depraved Thing I Have Done For Sexual Gratification’

thoughtcatalog.com/christine-stoc…

Sex and dentistry: I made a fellatio prosthetic for my mouth

newscientist.com/article/211153…

Paradoxical undressing: getting naked before freezing to death

boingboing.net/2016/11/22/par…

Cannabis Tampons Are a Real Thing
alternet.org/drugs/not-snop…

British Airways pilot grounded over alleged sext cockpit cock pictures in stockings taken at 38,000 feet thesun.co.uk/news/2077203/b…

VIDEO: Vandal Tears Apart Car For 6 Hours While Passersby Watch, Take Pictures
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LA Homeless man turns freeway underpass into a personal ‘paradise’ complete with JACUZZI and a four-poster bed dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3…

Whopper Warhol 🍔

False CNN-porn report shows how fast fake news spreads

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21 PCS Jay-Z Special

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Check out President Obama’s turntable setup in the White House (featuring weak-ass speakers)
factmag.com/2016/11/02/bar…

Malcolm McLaren’s son torched his multimillion dollar punk collection to protest the 40th anniversary of punk boingboing.net/2016/11/26/mal…

Times Square in the 1970s:A Day In The Life therialtoreport.com/2016/11/27/tim…

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No Evidence of Aloe Vera Found in the Aloe Vera at Wal-Mart, CVS bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

‘Quit Social Media. Your Career May Depend on It.’ m.slashdot.org/story/319047

Trump brand heroin

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Wedge-tailed eagles do battle with mining giant’s drones, knocking nine out of sky, causing $100,000 in damage mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-11-1…

‘FUCK WHITE ART’
Racist Graffiti In Boyle Heights Could Be Response To Gentrification
losangeles.cbslocal.com/2016/11/03/rac…

David Bowie’s Art Collection Nets $30 Million at London Auction
billboard.com/articles/news/…

Public Image Ltd met with Martin Scorsese about doing the ‘Raging Bull’ soundtrack dangerousminds.net/comments/publi…

Faking Your Own Death Has Become Surprisingly Common newyork.cbslocal.com/2016/10/31/fak…

Researchers trick facial recognition systems with facial features printed on big glasses boingboing.net/2016/11/02/res…

Pastel Goth Tacos

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The FBI Spent Two Years Investigating An Online Cult That Didn’t Exist – GodHatesGoths m.slashdot.org/story/318369

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Thousand Island Stressing

Madonna Shrimping

6 in 10 of you will share this link without reading it, a new, depressing study says washingtonpost.com/news/the-inter…

1,200 people are killed each year over sneakers qz.com/554784

Houston man guilty in killing over Air Jordan shoes chron.com/news/houston-t…

Live Every Day Like You’re on Mushrooms theatlantic.com/health/archive…

Teenager Sent Snapchat Pic Of Murder Victim “I just killed a motherfucker 10 minutes ago.” thesmokinggun.com/documents/crim…

Michael Jackson ‘stashed pictures of animal torture and nude children’ inside locked closet at Neverland Resort telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/2…

Smartphone Users Are Paying for Their Own Surveillance truth-out.org/news/item/3649…

Zuckerberg covers his Macbook camera and audio jack with tape dailym.ai/28M5Qm1

The Bizarre World of Unsolicited Mark Zuckerberg Fan Art gizmodo.com/the-bizarre-wo…

Gator Bait

CERN Has a Deep, Dark Secret! Are They Opening The Portals Of Hell? beforeitsnews.com/prophecy/2016/…

‘Mass Hysteria’ Causes Stampede at NYC Subway Station nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Cen…

RAW VIDEO: Inside Satanic Killer Algarad’s house social.newsinc.com/media/json/690…

Wise County, Texas Cop Made Accused Sex Offenders Take Graphic Nude Photos for His Own Personal Collection
thefreethoughtproject.com/cop-tricks-sex…

The Day the Clown Cried edit (1972) youtu.be/n9zy-VQLL9I

World’s Largest ‘Fart-In’ Is Planned for Hillary Clinton’s Acceptance Speech in Philadelphia truthdig.com/eartotheground…

Michelle Obama is a Man Finally Proven youtu.be/dgz4lGzvdY8

$1.4 Billion Warship Can’t Run in Warm Water thedailysheeple.com/1-4-billion-wa…

Man Caught On Video Allegedly Stealing Pigeons Off NYC Street cbsloc.al/1UENLpO

Fart fight breaks out at Sloppy Joe’s deathandtaxesmag.com/293602/sloppy-…

Migos – THE DAB IS DEAD tmz.com/2016/06/19/mig… #RIPTheDab

‘John Lydon: Capital Radio, Tommy Vance Show, July 16th 1977’ soundcloud.com/rotten_1444674…

Despite Ever-Expanding Police State Measures, Cops Worse than Ever at Solving Crimes, Here’s Why thefreethoughtproject.com/extensive-poli…

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AMERICAN REMAINS Art Opening January 31 SeMeN SPeRmS & Nick Stewart

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AMERICAN REMAINS

Opening Reception: Saturday, January 31st from 6:00 pm – 9:00 pm

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The salon at automatic sweat is pleased to announce American Remains, an exhibition of sculptures and installations by SeMeN SPeRmS and Nick Stewart.

The exhibition presents a collection of artifacts from a proposed mythology that straddles the indistinct line between American history and rural legend. Inspired by the decrepit highway-side nowhere towns of the southwest, the works offer warped satellite dishes and abandoned single-wide trailers as the weathered remnants of westward expansion. These ubiquitous emblems of a proud historical narrative about a prosperous America are presented alongside idiosyncratic icons of contemporary desert folklore, characterized by supernatural suspicion, eerie phenomena and UFO sightings.

Nick Stewart’s objects seek to excavate desert myth in the form of mutilated cattle hides shaped into six-pack-rings, which have been branded with a design that evokes both astral patterns and the corporate logo of an automobile manufacturer. Familiar objects such as a dented street lamp are distorted into paranormal forms, while satellite dishes specked with metal lesions , assume a watchful, almost anthropomorphic presence.

SeMeN SPeRmS sculptures reconstruct and reframe the desolate desert scape from a distance, dwarfing its earthly immensity and depriving it of anthropological context until the barren topography starts to seem post-apocalyptic, if not entirely lunar. The homespun style of his miniatures elude to a tradition of model hobbyists, while the bleak content matter disturbs the quaint escapism of toy model sets. The artists’ American desert is not an open expanse of freedom shaped by the antiquated tale of manifest destiny, but instead a barren celestial surface, a post-apocalyptic wasteland and government test-site.

American Remains considers the place of this contemporary American folklore within the historical narrative of the nation, forcing questions about the filters that parse national fact from fiction, Roswellian syndrome from national heritage. In this exhibit, the patriotic voices of the founding fathers are forced into direct dialogue with desert dwelling lunatics preaching about crop circles from the pages of the national enquirer. It is both a history text book and a camp fire story; a CNN headline and a wives tale muttered by the town drunk from his bar stool pedestal.
written by Claire Bargout

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Fat Cops

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80 Percent Of Police Officers Are Overweight
dfw.cbslocal.com/2014/08/14/fbi…

RIP Jay Adams

Woman Claims Highway Patrolman Raped Her After Bogus Marijuana Stop, Made Her Play Porn On Her Phone
courthousenews.com/2014/08/14/703…

Woman Caught Filming Porn in Church After Viewer Recognizes Her Boobs
gawker.com/woman-caught-f…

Inmate Clean Up Crew Find More Than 600 Pounds Of Weed In Roadside Ravine
ksdk.com/story/news/loc…

Top 10 James Brown Video Clips of All Time
ebony.com/entertainment-…

Hacking Tinder for Fun and Profit
ydesouza.com/tinder

Study: Twitter Has Potential To ‘Induce Psychotic Symptoms’
sacramento.cbslocal.com/2014/08/11/stu…

New Hampshire declares state of emergency over synthetic drug
‘Smacked’
reuters.com/article/2014/0…

Florida’s Anti-Weed Group Calls Edibles the “New Face of Date Rape”
marijuana.com/news/2014/08/f…

Many Kenyan Men Flee To Avoid Forced Circumcisions Using Simple Tools And No Anesthesia
hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie…

German man rescued after three-day ‘autoerotic’ ordeal
telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews…

Interactive OD: Watch Prescription Opiates Kill Americans
hightimes.com/read/interacti…

New Spy Tech Can Recover Voice Imprints From Physical Objects
activistpost.com/2014/08/new-sp…

The Brazilian Bus Magnate Who’s Buying Up All the World’s Vinyl Records
nytimes.com/2014/08/10/mag…

Two-headed Dolphin Washes Up On Beach In Turkey
telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopic…

We’ve Opened the Gates of Hell – Fukushima Update
zerohedge.com/news/2014-08-1…

GOP governor begs wrong group of Satanists to cancel Oklahoma City ‘black mass’
rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/13/…

Danzig Loses Lawsuit Over Tacky Misfits Merch
stereogum.com/1698731/danzig…

Jello Biafra’s Vinyl Collection – Crate Diggers

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Fuckin’ Millennials

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Archie Dies Saving His Gay Best Friend in a Shopping Mall Shooting
#RIPArchie
gawker.com/archie-dies-sa…

archie shot and bleeding dead

Biohackers Are Engineering Yeast to Make THC
motherboard.vice.com/read/biohacker…

Insane Record Collections and the People Who Own Them
slate.com/blogs/behold/2…

Hookah: Like Smoking 40 Cigarettes & Kissing Everybody
realclearscience.com/blog/2014/07/h…

Nightmare Playgrounds
darkroastedblend.com/2014/07/nightm…

The Babushkas of Chernobyl: Defying Death for the Love of Home
mysteriousuniverse.org/2014/07/the-ba…

Fire therapy is burning up in China
Being burned is thought to cure stress, indigestion and even cancer
nydailynews.com/life-style/hea…

Crystal doorknob refracted the sun’s rays and set a dressing gown on fire, destroying bedroom in $2.5m home
telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopic…

UK chain removes baby sleep suits from stores after parents notice clothing covered in penis drawings
exeterexpressandecho.co.uk/removes-baby-g…

Online game addicted young Chinese couple sells 2 newborns to buy in-game items
techienews.co.uk/9714963/young-…

The Mystery of the Blinking Mummy
dailygrail.com/Forteana/2014/…

Blackest is the new black: Scientists have developed a material so dark that you can’t see it
independent.co.uk/news/science/b…

These Tiny Robots Are Powered by Living Tissue
Creeping machines use real skeletal muscle to power their movements
popularmechanics.com/science/health…

Iron Dome: the public relations weapon
Israel says 90% success rate, expert says 5% or less
thebulletin.org/iron-dome-publ…

German politician admits to using crystal meth to improve work performance
nydailynews.com/news/world/ger…

Meet Catey Shaw: The Rebecca Black Of Brooklyn Gentrification
The Worst Things Of All Time
noisey.vice.com/blog/catey-sha…

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Black Mass Lucifer (1971) Black Magic Moog

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This bizarre collection of Moog compositions is credited to a band/artist named Lucifer (or is it “Black Mass?”), but the man behind the machine is better known by his more ordinary given name of Mort Garson. Along with scoring films, producing easy listening records, and co-writing the hit tune “Our Day Will Come,” Garson released several electronic music LPs with themes like the Zodiac, the Wizard of Oz, and plant growth stimulation. Black Mass/Lucifer (the cover art is ambiguous as to title) is Garson‘s exploration of the dark arts, an all-instrumental soundtrack for a horror film that never existed. Garson conjures up a sinister, minor-key atmosphere on tracks with titles like “Incubus,” “Witch Trial,” and “The Evil Eye” often achieving a tone similar to the scores that Italian horror-rock band Goblin would record for Dario Argento films later in the decade. The technology available to Garson in 1971 was still being developed, and the record occasionally sounds dated, particularly when some very corny synthetic drums ruin the mood. There’s some evocative music on Black Mass/Lucifer, to be sure, but ultimately it’s just not as wild of a recording as legend has painted, perfectly rendered for a psychedelic Halloween party but hardly strong enough to raise evil spirits on its own. Garson‘s Wozard of Iz album is a freakier Moog ride, a kaleidoscopic retelling of the L. Frank Baum tale. – All Music

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Fake Walnuts Filled with Concrete in China

There’s a set of photos making the rounds on the Internet these days, but even though they recently went viral, they were actually released a year ago. They show a bunch of normal-looking walnuts that when cracked open reveal a very hard filling – concrete pebbles. According to Ministry of Tofu, these fake walnuts were bought by a certain Mr. Li, last February, from a street vendor in Zhengzou, Henan province. When he got home and started cracking them, he noticed that instead of a meaty seed, many were actually filled with concrete pebbles wrapped in tissue. But Li’s case is not an isolated one. Apparently, many Chinese walnut vendors try to maximize their profits by carefully cracking open the hard shell, taking out the nutmeat, replacing it with concrete and tissue so it doesn’t make a strange noise, and gluing it shut. This way they can sell the nuts and the seeds separately.
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Here’s How You Buy Your Way Onto The New York Times Bestsellers List – Forbes
So it would’ve cost more than $211,000, and that’s before ResultSource’s fee, which is typically more than $20,000. Kaplan settled for making the Journal’s list, reaching the pre-sale figure of 3,000 by securing commitments from corporate clients, who agreed to buy copies as part of his speaking fees, and by buying copies for himself to resell at public appearances. Kaplan expresses significant reservations about taking part in what is essentially a laundering operation aimed at deceiving the book-buying public into believing a title is more in-demand than it is. “It’s no wonder few people in the industry want to talk about bestseller campaigns,” he writes “Put bluntly, they allow people with enough money, contacts, and know-how to buy their way onto bestseller lists.”
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Napster: the day the music was set free

I was 17, and the owner of an irregular music collection that numbered about 20 albums, most of them a real shame (OMC’s How Bizarre, the Grease 2 soundtrack). One day I had unsupervised access to the family PC and, for reasons forgotten, an urge to hear the campy orchestral number from the film Austin Powers. I was a model Napster user: internet-equipped, impatient and mostly ignorant of the ethical and legal particulars of peer-to-peer file-sharing. I installed the software, searched Napster’s vast list of MP3 files, and soon had Soul Bossa Nova plinking kilobyte by kilobyte on to my hard drive. “It’s difficult to describe to people… how much material was suddenly available,” the technology guru John Perry Barlow tells Alex Winter, the director of Downloaded, in his new documentary. Speaking to me on the phone from the US, Winter added: “There was no ramp up. There was no transition. It was like that famous shot from 2001: A Space Odyssey, when the prehistoric monkey throws a b…
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Emoticon-based “Moby Dick” gets its day in the sun: In the US Library of Congress

The US Library of Congress welcomed Moby Dick onto its vaunted shelves this week but it wasn’t the famous Herman Melville-penned whale tale version oh no, it was the version told exclusively in emoticon – you know those little signs like J, ;). Emoji are the emoticons typically used in Japanese texting though they obviously are used world-wide to annoy or entertain everyone depending on your opinion of them. Called “Emoji Dick,” the emoticon book project was undertaken back in 2009 by data engineer Fred Benenson. According to the Library of Congress’ blog, in 2009 Benenson started a campaign to fund the “Emoji Dick” project and within a month raised enough money to put it together – $3,500.
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NASCAR Crash Daytona 500 2013 [Video]

Fans sprayed with debris. Someone got mashed by a tire. NASCAR tried to take this down.
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Kurt Cobain had the worst jeans.

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Kara Vandereyk – Jailed After Having Sex With Pit Bull In Front Yard

According to Las Vegas Metro Police, an officer was patrolling the 300 block of N. 16th st. Tuesday when he came across a naked woman who appeared to be engaged in sexual relations with a dog. Officers arrived on the scene to find the woman, who was still undressed, laying on the ground. When the woman saw officers approaching, she said “Hi” to them and then began fondling the dog in a sexual manner.
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Drivers stoned on marijuana test their driving skills

CNN may have just posted their best piece of investigative journalism in years. In the following video, three drivers of varying ages got incredibly high on marijuana and test-drove cars around a course. A driving-ed instructor accompanied them to avert any chance of an accident, and police watched from the sidelines to spot any visible ‘signs’ of inebriation in their movements.
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An ‘alternative universe’ will eventually destroy ours, says Higgs researcher

Remember that Higgs-like particle that scientists finally managed to pin down last year at the Large Hadron Collider? Well, it’s proving to be a harbinger of bad news. According to Joseph Lykken, a theoretical physicist at the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory, the mass of the Higgs boson indicates that “the universe we live in is inherently unstable, and at some point billions of years from now it’s all going to get wiped out.”
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Gallon Smashing: The Video Sensation Out To Destroy Harlem Shake

I love this. I know that the comments are going to be filled with people decrying the destructive aspects of ‘Gallon Smashing,’ and they’re not wrong, but there’s so much that’s great about this concept. There’s a level of straight up slapstick comedy that is incredible. This kid (is it the same kid every time? I think it might be) has the moves of a silent comedy star. I like that the prank isn’t necessarily about getting other people wet or anything (although that happens, as is the unpredictable nature of smashing gallons of milk). And I like that this guy seems to be in his teens – exactly the right age to be doing stupid, destructive, anti-social prank behavior. When frat boys start doing this it won’t be funny.
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College women told to urinate or vomit to deter a rapist

The list of 10 tips by the University of Colorado at Colorado Springs was billed as “last resort” options to deter a sexual assault. “Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating,” read one tip. “Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone,” read another.
Thanks Jasmine
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Scorecard: How Many Rights Have Americans REALLY Lost?

For example, the following actions may get an American citizen living on U.S. soil labeled as a “suspected terrorist” today: Being young (if you live near a battle zone, you are fair game; and see this) Using social media Reporting or doing journalism Speaking out against government policies Protesting anything (such as participating in the “Occupy” movement) Questioning war (even though war reduces our national security; and see this) Criticizing the government’s targeting of innocent civilians with drones (although killing innocent civilians with drones is one of the main things which increases terrorism. And see this) Asking questions about pollution (even at a public Congressional hearing?) Paying cash at an Internet cafe Asking questions about Wall Street shenanigans Holding gold Creating alternative currencies Stocking up on more than 7 days of food (even though all Mormons are taught to stockpile food, and most …
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How a “revenge porn” site got built: Fake identities to trade photos

Earlier this month, “revenge porn” entrepreneur Craig Brittain sat for an on-camera interview with CBS4-Denver, where he explained how his website IsAnybodyDown is nothing more than “entertainment.” Brittain’s site shows nude pictures of people, mostly women, without their consent, along with their personal contact info. The website advertises links to a service called “Takedown Hammer” which promises to get victims off the site if they pay $250. Many assume the “Hammer” is Brittain, since its e-mails come from the same IP address; Brittain denies it. In any case, to many of the victims, Brittain’s site looks like a simple extortion scheme.
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USA vs China: Who Is Hacking Who? Part 2 – Eastern Europe

Facebook, Twitter, The New York Times. The United States of America. All seemingly hacked by the Chinese. China. Seemingly hacked by the US. Big time. But is there another option? “At least 40 companies including Apple Inc., Facebook Inc. and Twitter Inc. were targeted in malware attacks linked to an Eastern European gang of hackers that is trying steal company secrets, two people familiar with the matter said.” Bloomberg Chinese-hackers According to Tom Kellerman of Trend Micro there could well be – “We’ve all been watching China, but they’re not the most advanced cybercriminals. The most advanced are from the Eastern Bloc and Russia.” Tom Kellerman via CNN
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Dairy farmers spray milk at the European Parliament in Brussels

A protest staged by dairy farmers in Brussels has entered its second day. Farmers sprayed thousands of litres of fresh milk at the European Parliament in Brussels on Monday in protest at what they say are excessive milk quotas and prices below the cost of production.
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Airport diamond heist: It is shockingly easy to breach perimeter security at most airports.

The testimony at the hearing made it very clear that airport security is only as strong as its weakest link. This seems self-evident. Yet, despite all the money and manpower wasted on airport security theater in this country and around the world, perimeter security remains so lax that a guy with a costume and some bolt cutters can make a hole large enough to drive a van through. This is great news for heist fans, to be sure. But it’s pretty alarming for everyone else.
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Power and the Internet

All disruptive technologies upset traditional power balances, and the Internet is no exception. The standard story is that it empowers the powerless, but that’s only half the story. The Internet empowers everyone. Powerful institutions might be slow to make use of that new power, but since they are powerful, they can use it more effectively. Governments and corporations have woken up to the fact that not only can they use the Internet, they can control it for their interests. Unless we start deliberately debating the future we want to live in, and the role of information technology in enabling that world, we will end up with an Internet that benefits existing power structures and not society in general.
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‘I’ve been cleared to have sex!’ Porn legend Ron Jeremy gets back to business after near-fatal aneurysm

Porn legend Ron Jeremy, 59, has been released from hospital after a near-death experience and he’s already planning on getting back to business. Doctors have told the prolific star that he’s cleared to have sex after he left Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles around week ago.
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Large Labia Project Tumblr

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Earlie Johnson’s vintage porn collection stolen

“I had a sinking felling because my porn collection is valuable, man,” Johnson told WZZM 13. Johnson collects rare performances by black adult film stars that were difficult for him to find and impossible to replace. He says the stolen pornography collection is worth $7,500, much more than the televisions that were taken. “I had a collection that had every African American that’s ever been in porn, from the 70s up until now,” explained Johnson. “My collection was the best in Michigan– a guy in Connecticut told me that,” said Johnson. He believes the thieves realized the value when they stumbled on the porn. “They came upon it and looked at the titles and realized what they had ran across… and realized people will pay cash money for them DVDs.” Johnson says his rare footage can’t be found on the internet. “I trade and I collect and I look at them too. I ain’t got no problem with that,” said Johnson.
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Chinese Eugenics

The BGI Cognitive Genomics Project is currently doing whole-genome sequencing of 1,000 very-high-IQ people around the world, hunting for sets of sets of IQ-predicting alleles. I know because I recently contributed my DNA to the project, not fully understanding the implications. These IQ gene-sets will be found eventually—but will probably be used mostly in China, for China. Potentially, the results would allow all Chinese couples to maximize the intelligence of their offspring by selecting among their own fertilized eggs for the one or two that include the highest likelihood of the highest intelligence. Given the Mendelian genetic lottery, the kids produced by any one couple typically differ by 5 to 15 IQ points. So this method of “preimplantation embryo selection” might allow IQ within every Chinese family to increase by 5 to 15 IQ points per generation. After a couple of generations, it would be game over for Western global competitiveness.
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New anti-piracy system will hit U.S. Internet users next week

Starting next week, most U.S. Internet users will be subject to a new copyright enforcement system that could slow the Internet to a crawl and force violators to take educational courses. A source with direct knowledge of the Copyright Alert System (CAS), who asked not to be named, has told the Daily Dot that the five participating Internet service providers (ISPs) will start the controversial program Monday. The ISPs—industry giants AT&T, Cablevision, Comcast, Time Warner, and Verizon—will launch their versions of the CAS on different days throughout the week. Comcast is expected to be the first, on Monday.
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Boy meets girl. Girl strips on webcam. Tells boy to do the same. Girl blackmails boy

Now, people are being warned about another risk of finding love in the online world – webcam extortion. Webcam extortion. Image from ShutterstockBut it’s not the familiar headline of perverted hackers blackmailing young women into stripping in front of the camera. This time the tables have turned, and it’s *men* who are being victimised by *women*, in a peculiar twist on traditional webcam extortion. Singapore’s Police Force has warned of femme fatales befriending potential victims on sites such as Facebook and Tagged.com. The women enter steamy webcam conversations with their prey, where they strip and encourage their male victim to do the same. What the man doesn’t realise, as he feverishly rips his clothes off and agrees to engage in various sexual acts in front of the camera, is that his female love interest is secretly recording everything that’s going on. The male victim is then blackmailed for money by the woman who threatens to circulate the compromising photographs
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As Secretive “Stingray” Surveillance Tool Becomes More Pervasive, Questions Over Its Illegality Increase

Of course, we’ve seen this pattern over and over and over. The government uses “terrorism” as a catalyst to gain some powerful new surveillance tool or ability, and then turns around and uses it on ordinary citizens, severely infringing on their civil liberties in the process. Stingrays are particularly odious given they give police dangerous “general warrant” powers, which the founding fathers specifically drafted the Fourth Amendment to prevent. In pre-revolutionary America, British soldiers used “general warrants” as authority to go house-to-house in a particular neighborhood, looking for whatever they please, without specifying an individual or place to be searched. The Stingray is the digital equivalent of the pre-revolutionary British soldier. It allows police to point a cell phone signal into all the houses in a particular neighborhood, searching for one target while sucking up everyone else’s location along with it. With one search the police could potentially invade count…
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Banksy Work, Taken From London Wall, Turns Up in Miami, for Auction

“Slave Labor (Bunting Boy),” a 2012 work by the mysterious British graffiti artist Banksy, has vanished from a wall outside a discount store in London, and turned up at an auction house in Miami. And the town council in Haringey, the north London borough where the Banksy work appeared last May and disappeared last week, say that they want the piece returned. The stenciled piece, which shows a young boy at an old fashioned sewing machine creating a string of Union Jacks – the flags are in bright red, white and blue; the rest of the picture is in black, white, grey and sepia – appeared last year during the celebrations commemorating Queen Elizabeth’s 60 years on the throne. It was taken as an acerbic social comment, as most of Banksy’s works are, and has been regarded as a cultural attraction in the Turnpike Lane neighborhood where it stood.
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More on Chinese Cyberattacks

Wow, is this a crazy media frenzy. We should know better. These attacks happen all the time, and just because the media is reporting about them with greater frequency doesn’t mean that they’re happening with greater frequency. Hype aside, the Mandiant report on the hackers is very good, especially the part where the Chinese hackers outted themselves through poor opsec: they logged into Facebook from their work computers. But this is not cyberwar. This is not war of any kind. This is espionage, and the difference is important. Calling it war just feeds our fears and fuels the cyberwar arms race.
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JStylo-Anonymouth – Writing Style Anonymization

JSAN is a writing style anonymization framework. It consists of two parts: JStylo and Anonymouth. JStylo is a standalone platform for authorship attribution. It is used as an underlying feature extraction and authorship attribution engine. Anonymouth is the writing style anonymization platform. It uses the extracted stylometric features and classification results obtained through JStylo and suggests users changes to anonymize their writing style.
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Science of Stylometry a Weapon Against Hackers, Trolls, Malware

It’s been used to question or confirm the authorship of Shakespeare’s plays, Homer’s Illiad and Odyssey and St Paul’s letters for hundreds of years. Now the science of stylometry could be used in the fight against hackers, trolls and malware writers that wreak havoc on the web. At the same time, stylometry – the analysis of a person’s unique writing style – could also be used by employers to identify whistleblowers or whingers among their staff. What you say online could be traced back to you using stylometry. “Your writing style can give you away and on the internet anonymity is difficult to achieve,” say the US researchers who have developed online tools to analyse writing. Advertisement The researchers, from Drexel University in Philadelphia, studied the leaked conversations and contributions of hundreds of anonymous users in underground online forums. They were able to identify 80 per cent of users using stylometric analysis to match writing styles to authors.
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Barnacle sex, superlong penises and spermcasting

Barnacles are known for having very long penises. National Geographic reported in 2008: To cope with changing tides and a sedentary lifestyle, the gnarly crustaceans have evolved penises that are eight times the length of their bodies—the longest relative to body size of any animal. My sedentary lifestyle has had no such effect. I feel cheated. That article also noted that barnacles have the ability to change the size and shape of their penises to suit their living conditions. Barnacles living in gentle waters have long, thin penises best equipped for maximum reach, the study found. But those animals living in rough waters have shorter, stouter penises that are better able to withstand strong waves. […] The researchers also transplanted barnacles living in gentle waters to rough waters and vice versa, to make sure the penis variations they observed were a result of the environment and not due to genetic differences. The results showed that barnacles coul…
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Facebook Hacked! Facebook OAuth flaw allows gaining full control over any Facebook account – Hacking News

Facebook OAuth is used to communicate between Applications & Facebook users, to grant additional permissions to your favorite apps. To make this possible, users have to ‘allow or accept’ the application request so that app can access your account information with required permissions. As a normal Facebook user we always think that it is better than entering your Facebook credentials, we can just allow specific permissions to an app in order to make it work with your account.
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Circumcision: The History of Metzitzah BʼPeh Disease Transmission

More than 200 years of disease and death transmitted through metzitzah b’peh, the direct mouth-to-genital suction done by mohels to the bleeding just-circumcised-penises of baby boys.
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Revealed: al-Qaeda’s 22 tips for dodging drones

The document includes advice such as “hide under thick trees” (believed to be bin Laden’s contribution), and instructions for setting up a “fake gathering” using dolls to “mislead the enemy”. Found by the Associated Press in a building in Timbuktu, the ancient city occupied by Islamists last year, the document is believed to have been abandoned as extremists fled a French military intervention last month. It is a Xeroxed copy of a tipsheet authored by a Yemeni extremist that has been published on some jihadi forums, but that has made little appearance in English. The list reflects how al-Qaeda in the Islamic Maghbreb anticipated a military intervention that would make use of drones, as the war on terror shifts from the ground to the air.
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