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★ Nightly porno TV shows for inmates prompt action by county leaders
The corrections officer said he was afraid that Liberty County Jail managers were failing to respond quickly enough to the nightly pornography shows and he was afraid it could lead to added violence between inmates. “That’s got to be in their mind. They’re watching this constantly and you have no way of releasing your frustrations,” said the jailer. “They can take full advantage of anybody.” Liberty County Sheriff’s Office Captain Rex Evans said the inmates were able to “somehow manipulate the system and were actually watching, at their own leisure, pornographic material.” One recent inmate told Local 2 Investigates there would be “a lot of fights” because of the nightly porn viewing. He said some guards didn’t care and allowed it to be watched. Another recent inmate, who also said he viewed the pornographic movies behind bars, said inmates would gather around and watch it for hours each night. He said it “made the showers hell” as inmates would act out from viewing the porn
★ Meth Addict Accidentally Burns Down World’s Fifth-Oldest Tree
Because Florida is running out of unique ways to embarrass itself, a 26-year old meth enthusiast set fire to and destroyed the world’s fifth oldest tree last month. While she was in it. Smoking meth. Sarah Barnes had climbed the tree to smoke, because where better to get high than in the branches of a 118-foot, 3,500 year old cypress ? The fire in question came when she wanted to get a better view of her surroundings, and presumably also her drugs. “The Senator,” as the tree was known, was burned to the ground. The good news is that Barnes seemed sufficiently chastened by the whole thing, reportedly telling friends that “I can’t believe I burned down a tree older than Jesus.” Neither can he, Sarah. Neither can he. So what have we learned? First of all, please be careful with lighters. In the wrong hands, they can be deceptively destructive little gadgets. And then yes, right, meth. Don’t do that.
★ Man shows up for job interview naked, high on meth
A man showed up for a job interview near Sacramento naked and high on methamphetamine, and now cellphone footage of his fight with police has gone viral. Jose Ayala didn’t make the best first impression at a Del Paso Heights-area welding shop when he showed up last week frazzled and unclothed, says shop owner Chris Johnson, who added he won’t soon forget the job applicant.
★ Airline steward, his swinger wife and her lover ‘used Craigslist to find a dog for sex’
A husband, his wife and her lover have been charged with conspiracy to commit bestiality after using Craigslist to find a dog for the wife to have sex with. Shane Walker and his wife Sarah Dae, who describe themselves as swingers in an open marriage, were arrested after an undercover sting operation. The couple, and her lover Robert Aucker, were held after they drove out to a pre-arranged location to engage in the unnatural sex. The two men were to watch while Sarah Dae had sex with the dog. The trio had been hoping to meet the owner of a Golden Shepherd having spent three weeks corresponding with her over the use of the dog. But when they arrived at the location in Phoenix, Arizona,they were arrested by detectives. The owner of the dog had tipped off police about the trio’s plans and an undercover officer took her place during the meeting. Before their arrest the three offered the ‘dog owner’ the opportunity to take part.
★ Former College Student Sues School Because Her Roommate Was Having Too Much Sex
Lindsay Blankmeyer is seeking up to $150,000 in damages and fees claiming that Stonehill College in Massachusetts did not assist her in dealing with her overly sexual roommate, The AP reports. Blankmeyer, who according to the criminal complaint suffers from depression and attention deficit disorder, first approached Stonehill officials with a complaint about her roommate, Laura, violating the school’s rules by having sex with her boyfriend without her permission. The actual intercourse and cyber sex had by Laura in Blankmeyer’s presence exacerbated her depression to the point of her becoming suicidal, alleges the complaint. Thanks Jasmine
★ NASA loses laptop with command code for ISS
Four dozen high-tech computing devices disappeared from the offices of NASA over a two-year span, including one laptop that contained the code needed to command the International Space Station. No big deal, guys!
★ Incompetent People Too Ignorant to Know It
A growing body of psychology research shows that incompetence deprives people of the ability to recognize their own incompetence. To put it bluntly, dumb people are too dumb to know it. Similarly, unfunny people don’t have a good enough sense of humor to tell. This disconnect may be responsible for many of society’s problems. With more than a decade’s worth of research, David Dunning, a psychologist at Cornell University, has demonstrated that humans find it “intrinsically difficult to get a sense of what we don’t know.” Whether an individual lacks competence in logical reasoning, emotional intelligence, humor or even chess abilities, the person still tends to rate his or her skills in that area as being above average.
★ Indiana House Approves Bill That Allows Homeowners To Kill Police Officers
Republicans in Indiana are taking self-defense too far. In a move supported by the National Rifle Association, the Indiana House passed Senate Bill 1, which allows homeowners to shoot and kill police officers they believe are unlawfully on their property or in their homes. The bill could also extend to federal law enforcement officials.
★ People Aren’t Smart Enough for Democracy to Flourish, Scientists Say
The democratic process relies on the assumption that citizens (the majority of them, at least) can recognize the best political candidate, or best policy idea, when they see it. But a growing body of research has revealed an unfortunate aspect of the human psyche that would seem to disprove this notion, and imply instead that democratic elections produce mediocre leadership and policies. The research, led by David Dunning, a psychologist at Cornell University, shows that incompetent people are inherently unable to judge the competence of other people, or the quality of those people’s ideas. For example, if people lack expertise on tax reform, it is very difficult for them to identify the candidates who are actual experts. They simply lack the mental tools needed to make meaningful judgments.
★ ACTA in UK: 10 years in jail for ‘illegal downloads’
UK web surfers have caught a grim glimpse of the future with Internet users being threatened with 10 years in jail for “illegal downloading” after a prominent music file-sharing site was shut down shortly after Britain signed the notorious ACTA bill. It is the first time such a move has been made against Internet users in the UK. The British government introduced regulations in 2009 enabling Internet providers to track users who downloaded illegal content from the web and disable their connection if warning letters had no effect. But signing the Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement (ACTA) has brought the conflict to a whole new level. In Europe, people are taking to the streets in protest at the contradictory Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement, with some countries refusing to sign it.
★ The Simpsons Porn Videos
NSFW – Thanks Billy
★ Dominique Tarlé – Recording Exile
Dominique Tarlé is an acclaimed French photographer best known for his association with The Rolling Stones. The Stones escaped the UK’s punitive tax regime in 1971 and decamped to the South of France at Villa Nellcôte, where Keith had set up house with Anita Pallenberg and their son Marlon. It became the location where Exile On Main Street was recorded, with the help of a mobile recording truck connected to a basement studio. Tarle recounted to the New York Times that, “A carnival of characters paraded through: Terry Southern, Gram Parsons, John Lennon, even a tribal band from Bengal… dope dealers from Marseille; petty thieves, who stole most of the drugs and half the furniture; and hangers-on, all of them there to witness what was happening.”
★ Infant’s death at Maimonides Hospital linked to circumcision
The unidentified infant died Sept. 28, 2011, at Maimonides Hospital, according to a spokeswoman for the city Medical Examiner, who confirmed the death after a News inquiry. The cause of death was listed as “disseminated herpes simplex virus Type 1, complicating ritual circumcision with oral suction.” City officials declined to comment Friday. It’s unclear who performed the circumcision. In 2004, city health officials revealed that a baby boy died after a circumcision carried out by a Rockland County rabbi who specializes in the centuries-old, ultra-Orthodox ritual known as metzizah b’ peh. Under the practice, the rabbi or mohel removes blood from the wound with his mouth — a practice city health officials have criticized, saying it carried “inherent risks” for babies.
★ The Lorax helps market Mazda SUVs to elementary school children nationwide
The Lorax — that squat orange creature Dr. Seuss created to speak for the trees — is now hawking SUVs at elementary schools across the land. The sales pitch is part of the National Education Association’s “Read Across America tour — Driven by Mazda,” which arrived at Alexandria’s James K. Polk Elementary School on Tuesday. It was a hybrid event: a celebration of reading, a fundraiser for public-school libraries, and an opportunity to market Mazdas to the pint-size set. While they don’t buy many cars themselves, they have direct access to parents who do. “I track school advertising for a living,” said Josh Golin, associate director of the Boston-based Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood. “This is among the most outrageous examples of any school advertisement program I’ve ever heard of.”
★ Zimbabwe: HIV-positive maid laces child’s porridge with menstrual blood
A 17-year-maid from Zimbabwe was caught lacing the porridge of her employers’ four-year-old child with her own menstrual blood. According to NewsDay, Pelagia Mureya, who is HIV-positive, “carried out the disgusting act several times until luck ran out.” The ruse was discovered when her employer “noticed a drop of blood when her child was eating porridge, and investigated.”
★ Government Increasingly Eyeing Dissent on Social Media
A subpoena by the New York City District Attorney’s office to Twitter should raise alarm bells for anyone who uses social media during demonstrations. According to the Electronic Frontier Foundation, the DA subpoenaed the social media site for “any and all user information, including email address, as well as any and all tweets posted for the period of 9/15/2011-12/31/2011” from user Malcolm Harris (h/t Common Dreams). Harris (@destructuremal), managing editor for the New Inquiry online magazine, was arrested with 700 other demonstrators on the Brooklyn Bridge on October 1, 2011. The arrested were charged with disorderly conduct, which carries a punishment of a $250 fine or up to 15 days in jail.
★ New speech-jamming gun hints at dystopian Big Brother future
Japanese researchers have created a hand-held gun (pictured above) that can jam the words of speakers who are more than 30 meters (100ft) away. The gun has two purposes, according to the researchers: At its most basic, this gun could be used in libraries and other quiet spaces to stop people from speaking — but its second application is a lot more chilling. The researchers were looking for a way to stop “louder, stronger” voices from saying more than their fair share in conversation. The paper reads: “We have to establish and obey rules for proper turn-taking when speaking. However, some people tend to lengthen their turns or deliberately interrupt other people when it is their turn in order to establish their presence rather than achieve more fruitful discussions. Furthermore, some people tend to jeer at speakers to invalidate their speech.” In other words, this speech-jamming gun was built to enforce “proper” conversations.
★ Seattle Cop Caught On Tape Telling Man He Will Be Framed For Robbery
Seattle’s KOMO 4 News reports on their city’s police department’s issue with tens of thousands of cop car dashcam videos “vanishing”. In the latest incident for which cruiser footage of critical moments was mysteriously lost, two innocent young men (both African American) were beaten and arrested at gunpoint for no legitimate reason. After they are taken to jail, an officer tells one that he will “make stuff up” and send them to prison for robbery. But no worries, the police department investigated itself and found no wrongdoing by officers. A department spokesman comments that concerned citizens have to “trust the system, trust the process”.
★ What about that pesky “natural” on food labels?
FoodNavigator.com has issued a collection of its recent articles on “natural” and processing. At issue is the meaning of “natural,” which many people perceive as equivalent to organic or healthy. As I’ve said before, it isn’t. Natural has no regulatory meaning. The FDA merely says (note obfuscating double negatives): From a food science perspective, it is difficult to define a food product that is ‘natural’ because the food has probably been processed and is no longer the product of the earth. That said, FDA has not developed a definition for use of the term natural or its derivatives. However, the agency has not objected to the use of the term if the food does not contain added color, artificial flavors, or synthetic substances.
★ Ayahuasca: What Jennifer Aniston May Not Know About the ‘Spirit Vine’
Cut to February 2012, and the mega-celebrity, Jennifer Aniston, best known for playing perky girl-next-door Rachel in “Friends,” is tipping a bowl of ayahuasca to her lips in Universal’s newest romantic comedy “Wanderlust.” In just a few years, the once secret “shamans brew” of the Amazon has snaked its way into the popular consciousness, including the entertainment industry with cameos in the TV shows “Weeds” and “Nip/Tuck” and now the movie “Wanderlust.” But the question remains: Can Hollywood portray this ancient medicinal, psychonautic elixir with the maturity and complexity necessary to address its multifaceted experiences?
★ Enochs High teacher resigns after leaving wife, kids for student, 18
A 41-year-old Enochs High School teacher in Modesto has resigned and moved in with an 18-year-old student. The reaction has been largely shock, disapproval and betrayal. The teen’s mother has waged a very public campaign on Facebook since last week, when her daughter moved out of the family’s home and into a Modesto apartment with the man. He has left his wife and children, one of whom is a junior at Enochs. Modesto police are investigating whether there was inappropriate contact before the girl turned 18 in the fall. And school district and teachers union officials worry that an ethical and moral line has been crossed, even if the student is legally an adult.
★ The Mammoth Eye Of Mars
Everyone has heard of Percival Lowell’s theories of Martian canals, but have you heard the theory of Mars’ vast thinking vegetable and its mammoth eye? The above is an artist’s rendition of the eye of Mars. It’s not a metaphorical depiction. What you see is exactly what the theory claimed: (from the caption) “A vast eye, upon a tenuous, flexible, transparent neck raises itself high above the surface of Mars and can watch the growth of its vegetable body upon any part of the surface.” Its “vegetable body” is a Mars-hugging super-organism of intelligent vegetable life that creeps along the cracks left in the drying Martian surface (Lowell’s erstwhile “canals”).
★ Ex-Senators Say Saudi Arabia May Be Linked to 9/11
According to Sen. Graham, open questions include possible financial support of al Qaeda by Saudi charities, and the role of a Saudi resident of California who was in contact with both the hijackers and Saudi officials. “There was a direct line,” wrote Graham, “between at least some of the terrorists who carried out the September 11th attacks and the government of Saudi Arabia, and [a] Saudi government agent living in the United States, Omar al Bayoumi, provided direct assistance to September 11th hijackers Nawaf al Hazmi and Khalid al Mihdhar.” “Finally someone who knows some of the truth about 9/11 is standing up and saying ‘wait a minute, we didn’t give those guys the all clear’ as Saudi Arabia has been saying for several years,” said Sharon Premoli of Vermont, who was in the World Trade Center when it was struck. “Exonerated, I don’t think so!”
★ Lessons from Fukushima
It has been almost 12 months since the Fukushima nuclear disaster began. Although the Great East Japan earthquake and the following tsunami triggered it, the key causes of the nuclear accident lie in the institutional failures of political influence and industry-led regulation. It was a failure of human institutions to acknowledge real reactor risks, a failure to establish and enforce appropriate nuclear safety standards and a failure to ultimately protect the public and the environment.
★ Child Advocates Slam Greenwashing of Seuss’ Beloved ‘Lorax’
Generations of children have been moved by its powerful tale of how rampant greed and consumerism destroyed the forest of Truffula Trees and the Brown Bar-ba-loots, Swomee-Swans, and Humming-Fish that depended on them. But now, according to the Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood (CCFC), the book’s powerful message is in danger of being crushed by a real-life landslide of corporate greed after Dr. Seuss Enterprises, Random House, and Universal Pictures produced the film and sold licenses for the various product agreements. In a statement accouncing their new campaign to ‘Save the Lorax!’ the CCFC writes: For more than forty years, Dr. Seuss’s classic book, The Lorax, has been a clarion call for reducing consumption and promoting conservation. But this Friday, Universal Pictures’ The Lorax arrives in theaters with dozens of corporate partners promoting everything from SUVs to Pottery Barn to Pancakes.

 

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  • Officers found Hamilton to have her pants unbuttoned with a female sex toy in her lap. She told officers she had been using the toy while driving, as well as watching a video on a computer her passenger was holding. It is not clear what the nature of that video was. Hamilton was also found to be in possession of a broken crack pipe.
  • Allegedly, the anxious folks at these various luxury houses are all aggressively gifting our gal Snookums with free bags. No surprise, right? But here’s the shocker: They are not sending her their own bags. They are sending her each other’s bags! Competitors’ bags! Call it what you will — “preemptive product placement”? “unbranding”? — either way, it’s brilliant, and it makes total sense. As much as one might adore Miss Snickerdoodle, her ability to inspire dress-alikes among her fans is questionable. The bottom line? Nobody in fashion wants to co-brand with Snooki.
  • The Minneapolis city attorney’s office has decided to pay seven zombies and their attorney $165,000. The payout, approved by the City Council on Friday, settles a federal lawsuit the seven filed after they were arrested and jailed for two days for dressing up like zombies in downtown Minneapolis on July 22, 2006, to protest “mindless” consumerism.
  • The mushy, disturbingly uniform innards recalled the thick, pulpy aftermath of something you dissected in biology class: so intrinsically disagreeable that my throat nearly closed up reflexively. But the funny thing about Nutraloaf is the taste. It’s not awful, nor is it especially good. I kept trying to detect any individual element—carrot? egg?—and failing. Nutraloaf tastes blank, as though someone physically removed all hints of flavor. “That’s the goal,” says Mike Anderson, Aramark’s district manager. “Not to make it taste bad but to make it taste neutral.” By those standards, Nutraloaf is a culinary triumph; any recipe that renders all 13 of its ingredients completely mute is some kind of miracle.
  • Government agents can sneak onto your property in the middle of the night, put a GPS device on the bottom of your car and keep track of everywhere you go. This doesn’t violate your Fourth Amendment rights, because you do not have any reasonable expectation of privacy in your own driveway – and no reasonable expectation that the government isn’t tracking your movements.
  • The men face charges involving at least six different family members and multiple animals. Christian Stolzfus is charged with repeated sexual assault of a child, four counts of first-degree sexual assault of a child under the age of 13 without great bodily harm; attempted first-degree sexual assault of a child under the age of 13 without great bodily harm; two counts of incest; exposing genitals or pubic area; and two counts of sexual gratification with an animal. Authorities said that they believe these incidents occurred during a four-year period. Dannie Stolzfus is charged with two counts of incest and sexual gratification with an animal. Authorities said that they believe these incidents occurred over a three-year period.
  • Sounds like angel dust perception.
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SeMeN SPeRmS Links o’ Death Archive 5

Art of War: Gun and Bullet Artworks
Earsnot Interview on Vimeo
IRAK!
SPEAKS
He gives advice on how not to get caught in this digital age.
Burger Stool
I want this.
Remember before iPhones ‘n Blackberry’s?
My New Cell Phone
Discovering Your Own Lost Sounds
Get Moving! 20 Amazing Airport, Train and Bus Station Designs
Our world may be a giant hologram
“If the GEO600 result is what I suspect it is, then we are all living in a giant cosmic hologram.”
Angry Teacher Rips Student’s Cheek Off
– Japanese Freddy Mercury
Vagina Ripped Apart by Water Fountain
$24,500 repair job
Hitler’s Cross Restaurant
Swastika Themed Eatery
Moshing Wii Kid
Thanks Slanty Cat!
Video: Juelz Santana Shows Pouch Full Of Money
The weed stuff is kinda borin’ in the start…but wait…him showin’ off his Louie fanny pack fulla hundreds later on is some pretty funny shit.
Coldplay vs. Joe Satriani
Biters!
The Bush Administration’s Most Despicable Act
Celebrating 50 years of Motown
Fake Russian iPhone
Sucker!
Photoshop Disasters
Don’t let ’em happen to you!
Emily the Strange Ripped Off From Nate The Great Children’s Book
Pullin’ Cards
Marc Ecko does it again- Hannah Stouffer bite
– Super Sunday – Skibadee / Fun & DJ Ruffstuff
WWJD DNB
Internet Addiction Test (IAT)
“10. How often do you block out disturbing thoughts about your life with soothing thoughts of the Internet? ” Thanks Carlen! In scored 83 ” Your Internet usage is causing significant problems in your life. You should evaluate the impact of the Internet on your life and address the problems directly caused by your Internet usage.”
Delete 10 Facebook friends, get a free Whopper
Viral Marketing at it’s finest!
Image Management
‘Best opening song EVER!’ Thanks Greg!
Erkin Koray РElektronik Türküler [1974]
Download the album
Erkin Koray – Elektronik Turkuler
The Turkish Jimi Hendrix
Get Wood: A Place For Men to Park their Manhood
The Icelandic Phallological Museum
a collection of over one hundred penises and penile parts belonging to almost all the land and sea mammals that can be found in Iceland.
10 Everyday Household Items To Spice Up Your Sex Life
Radical cheap: $1,000 homes
Rock Star Pumped Stomach Rumor
The Frog With Teeth
Famous People Who Look Like They Smell
Steampunk Elephant
Thanks Petey
Who Is Winning the PR War?
Middle East is fucked
The Maple Syrup Smell… is Back for 2009!
NYC Odor Alert!
The 10 Greediest People of 2008
Hand Wound Monday: Thumb Blister
Weekly Review January 6, 2009 Harper’s Magazine
Dossier Gives Details of Mumbai Attacks
Evidence Showing That The USA Is Becoming A Police State
Homeland Security forecasts 5-year terror threats
Chance of rain and biological attacks.
The orange drinks that have 300 times more pesticide than tap water… sold by Coca-Cola
Saving a Squirrel by Eating One
Mmmm…squirrel!
Atheists Send a Message, on 800 British Buses
“There’s probably no God,” the advertisements say. “Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.”
Purple squirrel baffles experts
With picture!
6 Insane Discoveries That Science Can’t Explain
Peter Lamborn Wilson in NYC
Obama’s Total Information Awareness
No campaign in history has ever compiled and stored more information on its supporters than the Obama campaign did. Should we be worried about this now that they won?
McDonald’s admits 1,000 people paid to join queue for Quarter Pounder debut
False demand
FBI taps cell phone mic as eavesdropping tool
The ultimate moustache
Stay High 149 Interview
OG Graffiti Master!
Official Traumatizer :: Tom Burman
GREEN IS MURDER
Gavin calls bullshit on the green movement
Armored truck robber uses Craigslist to make getaway
a brazen crook apparently used a Craigslist ad to hire a dozen unsuspecting decoys to help him make his getaway following a robbery.
MICHELE ALLEN BUSTED IN COW OUTFIT
Michele Allen, 32, will spend the next month in jail after admitting to a wild drunken weekend dressed in this silly cow outfit
Tulipomania
The original economic speculation bubble
Fooled by Ponzi (and Madoff) How Bernard Madoff Made Off with My Money
Writer of book ‘Annals of Gullibility’ suckered, too.
SOME DUDE NAMED HIS KID ADOLF HITLER
Smells like South Jersey
Katrina’s Hidden Race War
Facing an influx of refugees, the residents of Algiers Point could have pulled together food, water and medical supplies for the flood victims. Instead, a group of white residents, convinced that crime would arrive with the human exodus, sought to seal off the area, blocking the roads in and out of the neighborhood by dragging lumber and downed trees into the streets.
Teen Speed Camera Revenge
Students duplicate the license plates by printing plate numbers on glossy photo paper, using fonts from certain websites that “mimic” those on Maryland license plates. They tape the duplicate plate over the existing plate on the back of their car and purposefully speed through a speed camera, the parent said. The victim then receives a citation in the mail days later.
Rap music originated in medieval Scottish pubs, claims American professor
Saddam Hussein house of horrors museum opened
Premarital Abstinence Pledges Ineffective, Study Finds
Teenagers Who Make Such Promises Are Just as Likely to Have Sex, and Less Likely to Use Protection, the Data Indicates.
The-Oner – Big Ass Marker
I wanna sniff it!
Who are Somalia’s pirates?
Will Elder – b. 1921 – His Mad World – The Lives They Lived
His influence on me cannot be overstated.
Harper’s Magazine Yearly Review
to Remove a Security Tag (narrated)
Thanks ESPO
Crew – We Are Known As Emcees
“Recession era beats. There’s so much good shit in this video, it’s an overload.” – Steve Powers
Cutis Verticis Gyrata
Permanent Cornrows
Camera Zapper
Using Lasers to Temporarily Neutralize Camera Sensors
36MMM breasts scoop world record
The Life of American Vagabonds
Timothy Leary Archive: Videos
A Lovely Sorta Death
How to pee when you live in a van.
Old lady Squirts Diarrhea in Supermarket Aisle
Yay, internets!
Strangest Invertebrate Ever
“>Deer Shot While Mating
Coitus Interruptus
Mountain Goat Hunting
Thanks Krissy
Visible Time
By The Bell Caffeine Pill Freakout!
– The Film
YouTube is puttin’ up full films now, check out Drugstore Cowboy on there, too.
Japan holds diaper fashion show — for adults
Shitty new fashion
Decochari customized bikes
Joseph Szabo Photos of Teenagers
Thanks Carlen Altman
stimulus to face
Dude shocks his face to an electro beat.
Space Beer
Japanese brew made with barley grown in the international space station.
Taiwan’s Hello Kitty-themed hospital
Do it yourself Clitoridectomy for the faint hearted
Kids, don’t try this at home!
Clitoris Erection Animation
Female Anatomy & Clitoral Circumcision
Kurt Destroys a Organ Onstage
New Hershey Candy Said to Look Like Packets of Crack Cocaine
How to Cook Crack Cocaine
How to Make Crack
WTF Smoker
GANGBUSTER Superhero who fights gangs!
Stop crime, help youths, and inspire the children with Gangbuster comic books.
The Jheri Curl All-Stars
Tribute to the Early West Coast Rap Scene Flyers & DJ Cards
The internet is over?! NO!
NJ Supermarket refuses to put ‘Adolf Hitler’ on birthday cake
Three year old cursed with Fuhrers name by Nazi dad.
As Economy Dips, Arrests for Shoplifting Soar
IRAK!
Sugar as addictive as cocaine, heroin, studies suggest
Pssst, I got the raw right here…
Can Amphetamines Help Cure Cocaine Addiction?
Thanks Petey
Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband’s genitals beaten
Thanks Billoney
for all types of Ladies
Thanks Attic Jack
Nugent Shirtless on Mike Douglas
Bush Shoe-Toss Immortalized in Games, Animations
the Bounty Hunter’s Wife
Thanks Billoney
Ponzi Scheme
A Ponzi scheme is a fraudulent investment operation that involves paying abnormally high returns to investors out of the money paid in by subsequent investors, rather than from the profit from any real business.
Bernard Madoff arrested over alleged $50 billion fraud
$50 billion “Ponzi scheme”
Shoes thrown at Bush on Iraq trip
Black Horror Movies.com
Horror x Blaxploitation
Socket-Deer – Antlers for your Outlet
Ballbra
Do they have Wonderballbras?
Ton of Marijuana Seized From Cloned UPS Truck in Arizona
Bush Condemns Free National Wi-Fi
YouTube tightens rules on sexually suggestive videos
Dumb everything down for the kids.
Scorpions ‘Virgin Killer’ cover censored on Wikipedia.
New York Marijuana Laws
Behavioral screening — the future of airport security?
Woman fears for albino raccoon’s safety
CBLDF To Serve As Special Consultant In PROTECT Act Manga Case
Chis Handley faces up to 20 years in prison for being in possession of manga (Japanesese sex comics)
People gettin’ punched in the face in slow motion
No butts about it — fecal transplants work for some
Thanks Carlen Altman, Let’s swap poo!
Men under threat from ‘gender bending’ chemicals – Telegraph
Men are at risk of being “feminised”
Frontline: The Merchants of Cool
A report on the creators & marketers of popular culture for teenagers
Nature’s Viagra: Spider Venom Induces Erection
The largest penis in the world ?
Who has the biggest and longest penis on earth?
This Man Has the Largest Penis in the World: 13.5 in (34.29 cm) Erect! – Jonah Falcon
Drugged! The top 50 trips in movies
Top 10 Weirdest Experiments Ever
Oldest Marijuana Stash Found
2700 year old weed
Financial Times Editorial Admits Agenda For Dictatorial World Government
Black Metal Commercial
Forest, youth classroom
Fucked Japanese film
to paint XXL
Kraut Fire Extinguisher Spray Paint 101
Liquid Pillow Sex Dance (Part 1)
“Big Liquid workin every inch of his sexy body by freaking a pillow to trey songz”
You like skyscrapers, huh bitch?
Thanks Greg Naw
The Brooklyn Paper: Camera captures deliveryman’s graffiti attack!
I’m so Dizzy, my head is spinnin’, like a whirlpool, it never ends.
All City Crew Over Obey Art Basel Miami 2008
Haaah…No respect on the streets!
Gideon Commercial – They Say I’m Crazy..
Thanks Carlen Altman
Rink Rash Skatewear – Bruise Contest!
Black ‘N Blues
Natural Harvest – A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer
Mmmm…you wanna lick the bowl?
10 most ridiculous Black Metal videos
Superwoman Does Blowjob
NSFW, obvs.
Dogg makes Mashed Potatoes w. Martha Stewart
Nun In Gasmask World
Kris Kuksi
Wild intricate Industrial Insectoid alien sculptures
tofutti break
Amazin’ Image Blog
eboy – baltimore poster
This shit is like Richard Scary x Where’s Waldo x Sim City
Steampunk Art Update
THE REALIST ARCHIVE PROJECT
Lower East Side Gallery Rivington Arms to close in January
Cihat Örter vs. Asım Can Gündüz
Turkish Heavy Metal Guitar Battle!
Neckface Tags The Veil Nebula
in Madonna masks rob bank
from Les braqueuses
Weekly Review 12.9.08 Harper’s Magazine
Obama Photoshopped
Changed pictures we can believe in.
Saddam Airguitar!
IRAK!
Black Y’all! I’m Black Y’all!
Thanks Attic Jack aka DJ Haku
Beatles Butcher Cover Photo Album
Outtakes from the Butcher Baby sessions.
Reverse Speech – Voices From The Unconscious
Traci Lords – Crime Library
Dogs РYou Mama´s On Crack Rock
Thanks Googs
Norwegian Black Metal: Images of Satan
Photographs by Peter Beste
The Wal-mart stampede, caught on camera
Consumerism reaches a new low. Thanks Billoney!
Organic Architecture: 12 Beautifully Curved Buildings
We need more buildin’s like these, instead of the ugly bullshit they’re polluting our vision with in NYC!
DJ Red Alert Goes Bazerk mp3
Late-ish 80’s Old School Hip-Hop from Kool Red NYC Styles from KISS FM
Look! 70’s Rock Musicians and Their Parent’s Homes
LIFE magazine photos of rockers ‘n their ‘rents cribs.
Taliban raked in $470M US from opium trade in 2008: UN report
Mexico’s Hidden Museum of Drugs
Museo de los Enervantes
Facebook a CIA Front?
Data minin’ feds.
€500,000 scam of a Spanish Robin Hood
“He said he had given it all away to social activists or spent it on the newspaper. He is refusing to pay the money back and daring the banks to get him sent to jail.”
Controversies about the word “niggardly”
The Story of Stuff
“The Story of Stuff is a 20-minute, fast-paced, fact-filled look at the underside of our production and consumption patterns. The Story of Stuff exposes the connections between a huge number of environmental and social issues, and calls us together to create a more sustainable and just world.”
John Pound Art
Dude who did a lot of the Garbage Pail Kids art ‘n later Wacky Packages.
Florida Teen Commits Suicide Before Live Webcam Audience
I can’t beat that blog.
Hipster: The Dead End of Western Civilization | Adbusters Culturejammer Headquarters
Kool Guys.
Misfats – The fattest Misfits tribute band ever!
I’m tired of female and midget tribute bands. Fat versions are the new shit!
Sept. 11 Version of ‘Space Invaders’ Draws Fire at Video-Game Convention
Al Queda Invaders
Âçê.com
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Rise and fall of the Googled swastika – Los Angeles Times
‚òùÂçê Âçç‚òü
Swastika
Âçê Âçç
Tapir cunnilingus
NSFW Not Safe For Human Consumption!
Autofellatio
Just because yer suckin’ yer own dick doesn’t mean yer not gay!
DIY Freeze Pop Machine
“what a money saver!” I dunno, at 32.98 + shipping…aren’t Flav-or-Ice’s like the cheapest shit at the Bodega?!
Porn Bloopers and Funny Adult Porn Gif’s
Gotta Luv Pr0n Gifs!
Sperm Lamp called the Alien
I need some of these.
Thanks Heather Allthetime.
Five Rodium Swap Meet Mix Tapes by Dr Dre (MP3s)
10 x Dr Dre ROADIUM Swap Meet Mix-Tapes from the 80’s
W00t!
DR. DRE 86′ RODIUM SWAP MEET MIX
‘I’m not a Nazi’ Swastika Gallery
Behind the crooked cross
10 CASTRATION SCENES FROM HORROR MOVIES
Chop-chop!
Parents’ fury at ‘Down’s Syndrome dolls’ designed to help children deal with disability
The protruding tongue, almond-shaped eyes, flattened nose and low ears all make it very different to most shop-bought toys.
Fascist Femmes
Nazi girls
Awesome Flash Animation
Girls scroll by and you make ’em naked!
Willard Wigan :: Micro Sculptor
Amazing sculptures that fit on the head of a pin
How they make coffee art
Special printer creates images in latte foam with air jets.
7 Reasons Why It Sucks To Be a Male Porn Star
Okay.
2nd egg emerges from giant chicken egg found at Shiga high school
EGGS!
eBoy NYC
Cassette Tape Closet
A closet built with 918 cassette tapes that are individually screwed onto a wooden frame
The Gargoyles of New York
Scary shit you see in NYC if you actually open yer eyes and look upward.
Semen – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The Most Expensive Accidents in the History of the World
Does electin’ George Bush Jr. for two terms count?
Phil Spector rants about his relationship with The Beatles ahead of his murder retrial
He shoulda pulled a pistol on Macca!
Album Covers Map
Atlas of locations for iconic album covers.
Label of love: SST
Greg Ginn lives with 85 rescued cats in Texas now.
Teacher Tantalizes Teens
The video!
Parents want a teacher to be sacked after she stripped for 15-year-old students
Teachers gone wild!
The first Boys from Brazil: Nazi graveyard discovered deep in the Amazon rainforest
Where’s the Nazi gold? …and the lil’ Hitler clones.
Drugs Found in Hair of Ancient Andean Mummies
They found a skull with a Beatles wig, shoulda figured as much
The living-dead buses in the Bronx
Bus graveyard where they get stripped before becomin’ artificial reefs.
In Soviet Russia, Lake Contaminates You
The story of the secret Russian city Chelyabinsk-40 and the radioactive mess that the cold war created.
THE BROKERS WITH HANDS ON THEIR FACES BLOG
Haaaaah, have a heart attack, bitches!
To Make Cocaine
Even the pure is stepped on.
Pequeña Sarah Palin
Someone give this lil’ creature a TV show already!
Advanced Masturbation Techniques
You got a small wee-wee!
Employee taints police chief’s food
“…He spat on the buns and rubbed the buns “on his buns.”
Woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a female sanitary napkin
A 27-year-old woman accused of shoplifting cologne and trying to touch an officer with a “well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin”
Newburgh firefighter performs delicate operation to save man’s penis
“Authorities said the pipe was apparently an erotic aid, but did not elaborate.”
Al-Qaida-linked Web site backs McCain as president
Are his neck eggs Muslim?
Gerard Damiano, 80, Dies; Directed ‘Deep Throat’
RiP
Vice Magazine: VICE PICS – HAPPY HALLO-WEEK-N
Halloween Rave! W00t!
How to Poke Yourself on Facebook
eMasturbation
How to Quit Facebook
“At first you’re confirming a new friend, and next thing you know, you’ve spent an hour looking at all the new people you’re connected to. Recording your Facebook activities can help you realize how much time you actually spend getting nothing constructive done”
Emile Berliner and the Birth of the Recording Industry
Inventor of the flat record ‘n Gramophone
Lydon on the Tom Snyder Show 1980
Public Image Limited
Rotten Butter Commercial
“Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?”
Falls Off Stage In Orlando
She gets dizzy swangin’ that horse tail weave.
‘Dolemite’ Star Rudy Ray Moore Dead At 81
R.i.P.
Cannabinoids promote embryonic and adult hippocampus neurogenesis and produce anxiolytic- and antidepressant-like effects
What he said!
Web 2.0 style example.png – Encyclopedia Dramatica
Gamer juggles over 30 Warcraft characters on 11 computers simultaneously
Come back to Meatspace, loser.
Stone(d) Age man took drugs
Scientists have found ceramic bowls, tubes for inhaling drug fumes or powders on a Caribbean island from 100BC and 400BC
Don’t Bother Lookin’ For’em: Great Since-Closed NYC Record Shops
Oh, the memories!
Always the bridesmaid: Jason Everman
My Roommate from ’91
Dream Deceivers – The Story of James Vance & Judas Priest
Do It! Do It! Yer face looks like a pile of cold cuts, dude!
Passive-Aggressive Notes
Seething anger bubbles over into everyday notes in the workplace and elsewhere.
Van Fulla Mexicans
Must be one of those circus clown vans. Talk about carpoolin’!
Stop Alien Abductions
Thought Screen Helmet – Must have accessory for Fall!
That 69er Show – That 70’s Show S&M Comic
NSFW!!!! Thanks Billoney.
Dancing with Nazis
Is Arnold Schwarzenegger a Nazi? All signs point to ‘YES!’
Instant Rimshot
Goes great with the laughin’ audience in my head. Bud-dum-bum!
Dead Malls
Suburban Decay
That Mall’s Sick And That Store’s Dead!
Sick Malls…Haaaah!
Malls of America
Vintage photos of lost Shopping Malls of the ’50s, ’60s & ’70s
Google’s Mechanical Prude РErosBlog: The Sex Blog
‘Google Suggest’ stays in ‘Safe Search’ mode no matter what. Lame!
Public Disgrace – Women Bound Stripped & Punished In Public!
NSFW!
Map of the World of Fetish
Plannin’ my next trip.
Topps Blockhead Mask
Hippie!
Find A Grave – Millions of Cemetery Records
Find A Grave x Google Maps = Roadtrip Fun!
Sexiest Rock Star Spawn
A guide to hot-ass rocker offspring
Q&A: Jeff Krulik, Director of ‘Heavy Metal Parking Lot’
‘Punk Sucks, Heavy metal Rules!’
BORGNINE – ‘I masturbate a lot’
Oh Man!
I Scissored Sarah Palin
Stab her with ’em!
McCain stores a chewed hot dog in his neck pouch for later.
Move over cancer eggs!
Obama chows down on a tube steak.
It’s Weenie War!
SeMeN SPeRmS Pumpkin Head Vice Cover Art!
Jeah!
Chase The Faceless Cat Blog
Looks like a feline version of the aliens in They Live!
Zombie John McCain for President
Brrrrraaaaaaaiiiinnnnnnsssssss!
Terrorists Are Watchin’ You
Eye-yi-yi!
Pequeña Hillary Hulk
Raaaahhhhhhh!!!!
The 35 Articles of Impeachment and the Case for Prosecuting George W. Bush by Congressman Dennis Kucinich
Free PDF Download
Steal This Film II
Copyfight the Copywrongs
The Death of High Fidelity
In the age of MP3s, sound quality is worse than ever
‘Brady Bunch’ star Maureen McCormick admits to swapping sex for cocaine
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia – naughty, naughty, naughty!
Barack Obama and Adolf Hitler Faces Combined Together – MorphThing
Gotta love the Internets!
ANNABELLES FANTASY
Women Death Scene Fantasy
King’s Cat’s Eye – General vs Troll
Troll shotguns Drew Barrymore’s soul.
Is Nigerian hair really that tough???? – Yahoo! Answers
Gotta take painkillers to comb it.
How Poster Boy Turns Subway Ads Into Political Art — New York Magazine
Subway poster sticker collage / D√©collage is blowin’ up…to be co-opted in about 5 seconds!
Graffiti ‘crews’ turn violent in L.A
3 killed in run-ins with Los Angeles graffiti gangs
GodTube.com – Baby Preacher
Possessed for sure…but by what force?! Thanks Amy Verdon
Girl
Pedofiles Delight! Thanks Krissy
Facebook sex addict slept with 50 men
Playboy For The Blind
The centerfold feels like she’s cold.
Japan’s Booming Sex Niche: Elder Porn – TIME
Thnx Carlen!
banned by the Mormon church
Vanna White’s Pants fell down as she slipped out the Window
Dion & Anastacia – You Shook Me All Night Long (Live Divas Las Vegas 2002)
“crime against humanity” – ESPO
Civil servant charged over ‘obscene’ Girls (Scream) Aloud Violent Sex Fantasy Blog Post
A civil servant has been charged by police for allegedly writing a blog about the kidnap and murder of members of the pop band Girls Aloud.
Whippets!
Sweet Air
Where can I find the mashed-up t-shirt of my dreams? | Ask Metafilter
Semensperms’s Badge – Blingee Competition 1500+ points
CERN – European Organization for Nuclear Research
Thai school offers transsexual toilet
Thnx Carlen
Papa Smurf bangs his Smurfs
Semen on Panties – Order a semen, sperm, and saliva detection
TED Jesus Christ GOD – HOW TO KILL satan; satan’s Demons; Spawns
Prostate Massage – Milking
Bagels
“I Love I Love Pizza Bagels”
SPANKING TIPS
TUNA NOT FALLEN – sex medicine
Roof Top Rampage Skateboard Showdown Saturday June 14th
New York Graffiti Field Identification Guide
Soooooo LAME!
US Troops Graffiti Bombing in Iraq
Gangs Claim Their Turf in Iraq
The Vice Guide to New York Graffiti
IRAK!
Gang GRAFFITI in IRAQ
Munich, Nudist w. Bike Reading
Faces of Meth
Thnx ESPO
Down Syndrome Dolls – Wonderfully Unique Dolls
Graffiti Travel: Man Arrested after Allegedly Posting Hijinks to YouTube
Cannabis blunder at Tokyo airport
An unwitting passenger arriving at Japan’s Narita airport has received 142g of cannabis after a customs test went awry, officials say.
Artificial Hymen
Things You Can’t Do Coked Up
Thnx a-bunny
10-year-old gives birth in Idaho
Alleged Jimi Hendrix sex tape to be released
Keyboards ‘dirtier than a toilet’
Cops Chase ‘Smiley Face’ Murder Mystery
Brazil’s navy suspends search for flying priest
Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
Principality of Sealand
Operation Atlantis and the Radical Libertarian Alliance
White people
Caucasian race
Peoples of the Caucasus
Montevideo Convention
Gregor MacGregor – Scottish Con Artist
Gregor MacGregor (December 24, 1786 – December 3, 1845) was a Scottish soldier, adventurer and colonizer who fought in the South American struggle for independence. Upon his return to England in 1820, he claimed to be cazique of Poyais (also known as Pr
McDonalds Fight Videos Shocking Videos Extreme Videos
Teen arrested over video posing senile grandma as gangster
Sugar Bush Squirrel-The Superstar Squirrel- Supermodel & Military Mascot
Thnx Carlen Altman
Shock video of couple forcing 18-month-old baby to smoke marijuana
Aliza Shvarts’ Insists Miscarriage Art Project Is Real
Subtle Butt – Disposable Fart Neutralizers
Marilyn Monroe sex film to be kept private
A 15-minute film of Marilyn Monroe engaging in oral sex with an unidentified man will be kept from public view by a New York businessman who has bought it for $1.5 million, the broker of the deal said on Monday.
Administration Set to Use New Spy Program in U.S.
Domestic Spying…Does Anyone Remember COINTELPRO?!
The Pauper to Princess Scam
How to Tie a Noose
Thudguard: the child and infant safety hat to protect your child
Why was man in female attire in victim’s closet?
He was high on methamphetamine, he said, and went to the Beaverton apartment complex on March 3, 2007, because he was invited to have sex by a woman he barely knew. But when he saw the woman sitting on the bed half naked, he realized she was the wrong wom
Secret Life of a Porn Star – My Sister, the Porn Star
Feds hand eight-count obscenity charge to Buttman
Government to Seek Terrorists in World of Warcraft: The Full Proposal
15 Bucks for Sex Isn’t Normal
Permissible Assaults Cited in Graphic Detail
Drugging Detainees Is Among Techniques
Fla. Teens Believe Drinking Bleach Will Prevent HIV
gringos irak
Back 2 Kool
Claw Money Spring ’08 Collection
MISS LANDMINE
Thnx Matt Goias
Trepanation
A Hole In The Head, The Motherfuckin’ Head!
Homeless_Porn_Not_Safe_for_Work
NAMES OF HOBO-PORN FILMS
Russian bum fun
What the Hell Happened to Your Face?
T.I. Pleads Guilty to Weapons Charges
1000 Hours Community Service and 12 Months In Prison
Congress To Consider Legislation To End Minor Pot Arrests
Anti-Emo Riots Break Out Across Mexico
Goth killing in England echoes Mexican Emo violence…
Movimiento Anti Emo sexual Inc®
Man facing charges for having sex with a table
Man scammed by Craigslist ad – People Take All His Shit
Man Nabbed for Pot-Smelling Cash Deposit
Explosives near Capitol go undetected for weeks
FBI posts fake hyperlinks to snare child porn suspects
Can you say “Internet entrapment”?
Erin Go Crack
St Paddy’s Day Green Crack!
“Eaten Alive” Art Show at Headquarters Studios [02.22.08]
Claw Money x SeMeN SPeRmS
List of nuclear holocaust fiction
Threads (1984)
“Documentary style account of a nuclear holocaust and it’s affect on the working class city of Sheffield, England; and the eventual long run affects of nuclear war on civilization.”
The Story Of Captain Midnight
free university lectures – computer science, mathematics, physics, chemistry
The Bumbot 2000
Thnx Jordana Swan
Old Man Kicks Public Pissing Girl
Priest Shits In A Nuns Mouth
Gotta Love Those Krauts!
Captain RUSH – Cartoons!
Drug dealers pushing ‘brand loyalty’
To Scam Del Taco Video
Stars of YouTube video ‘How to Scam Del Taco’ arrested
$125,000 bail…WTF?!
Graves Possibly Found on Manson Ranch
Death Valley ’69
Killer robot shoots man dead on driveway
The Tom Cruise Indoctrination Video Scientologists Don’t Want You To See
Three Hanged, Burned Dead Dogs and a Pentagram
MARKit malicious assault/rape evidence kit
Hitler’s Gold
Richardson family murders
12 yr old Goth girl kills parents and 8 yr old brother with 24 yr old boyfriend
Emily Sander aka Zoey Zane
Indian woman gives birth to ‘miracle’ child
Your Favorite Curse Word?
Top 10 Sex Tips and Tricks
JackinExpert
Prescription drugs found in drinking water across U.S.
People take pills. Their bodies absorb some of the medication, but the rest of it passes through and is flushed down the toilet. The wastewater is treated before it is discharged into reservoirs, rivers or lakes. Then, some of the water is cleansed again
Cops snag lotto ticket from accused drug dealer
Creepy Gnome terrorises town
Edouard-Henri Avril “Ancient Greek sodomising a goat, plate XVII from ‘De Figuris Veneris’ by F.K. Forberg”
Historical and cultural perspectives on zoophilia
WTF Maggie
FTP
Thnx Ryan Kitson
Octopussy
NSFW
(((((~WOMEN OF IRAN~)))))) – non nude
School’s bizarre ploy to beat internet perverts – masking pupils with Acid House smileys | the Daily Mail
Pequeña Amy Winehouse
Italy’s highest court has ruled that a woman wearing jeans cannot be raped.
Thnx ESPO
&p=1″>Gray whale flashes phallus
Affectionately known as “Pink Floyd” among whalewatchers.
Thnx Haley
Lion vs Tiger
Thnx Jedd Lawler
Hitler Monkey
Hitler monkey
japan-vs-usa
Bono – up close and horrible
during football match in South Africa
Thnx Bret Pittman
New ‘Fish Tooth’ Anti-Rape Device Ready For Market
Amanda Knox – MySpace Rape & Murder
BRUCE LABRUCE
Pornographic Nightmare Fuel
fluffy Lychees
Are The World ( Japanese Version)
Thnx Annette
Cycling Club
If OTB Goes, So Would a Relic of a Grittier City
Pill Identification Wizard
The latest internet craze… bringing classic album covers to life
Thnx Crystal Moselle
Diablo Cody: Nude Stripper / Screenwriter
TV – Fashion in Japan
Hot for Teacher: 18 Sexiest Sex Offenders
Thnx Ryan Kitson
“Eaten Alive” Art Show at Headquarters Studios
GONE WILD official trailer
boy gets scared straight
Straight – The guy with one eye
Thnx Badteethcomics
The Bootleg Back Wall Series
Pioneering midwife touts ‘orgasmic birth’
Thnx Ryan Kitson
& Tom Snyder High! (Slow-motion)
Chopped ‘n Screwed
Piper bottles himself to prove a point. Nice one.
Thnx Matt Quigley
Dentist shortage leads man to superglue own tooth
The Torture Playlist
Music has been used in American military prisons and on bases to induce sleep deprivation, “prolong capture shock,” disorient detainees during interrogations‚Äîand also drown out screams. Based on a leaked interrogation log, news reports, and the accounts
Whistle-blower site taken offline
CENSORED by Big Business
– Mix Eloh DJ
Ivory Coast’s ‘big-bottom’ craze
“Weekly Review”(Harper’s Magazine)
Glacier tagger gets frosty treatment
A German backpacker has been caught spraying graffiti on the rocks and ice face at Franz Josef Glacier.
School Of Pot Offers “Higher” Education
Oakland Trade School Prepares People For Jobs In California’s Medical Marijuana Industry
Now You Can Bring Yer Baby To The Club!
“It sounds like a clubber’s worst nightmare, but for parents who can’t let go of their dancing days a new breed of disco is emerging – where mums, dads and toddlers come together to boogie.”
Cliff rave ‘stupid’: police
Mother Accused In Porn Case Involving Daughter
“…the girl discovered photos of her face morphed onto naked bodies in sexually explicit positions.”
PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE FETISH
Mum’s ‘gang rape’ shown on internet
Policeman is headbutted by teenager in ‘happy slapping’ video
Did Adolf Hitler draw Disney characters?
Pentagon tells Bush: climate change will destroy us
The document predicts that abrupt climate change could bring the planet to the edge of anarchy as countries develop a nuclear threat to defend and secure dwindling food, water and energy supplies.
forgotten albums best left forgotten
Spillway – Random Photos
Flipside Magazine Issue 1
Wheel Roller Suit
Thnx Tim Barber
Vintage Poison 1988 Kramer Flying V Guitar
Duffed Out Dustward Brochure
Thnx Tim Artz
Villain Chair
Little Trees Car Freshner Infant Car Carrier
WTF
& Bert – Der Hund Von Baskerville
Thnx Molly
Songerize – Listen Now!
A Knife/Gun To A Knife Fight
Thnx Billoney
PUSH
Thnx Paul T
Mini-muscleman: Meet the world’s smallest bodybuilder
Gotta love the hair! Thnx Carlen Altman
Investigators Think Woman Shot, House Burned Was Not Intended Target
“They were like ‘oh snap, we got the wrong house'”
Train roof riders fear deterrent to dye for
Catholic Priest vs Skateboarders
vs Skater Brawl
Balimore Cop vs. Skateboarder
Thnx Ryan Kitson
Rave
Creepy Furry Commercial
Lynch on iPhone
The octopus who loves his Mr Potato Head
Mystery image of ‘life on Mars’
Club Littlegun – Curios and Antique Guns
The FAIL Blog
Frito Bandito Fan Club Kit
200 -a-Gram Tax on New York Cocaine
Original work by KAWS, NECKFACE, and FAILE
Working ’96 Dodge 3500 Van included
Ya Think I’m Sexy? – Tiny Tim
Frog Bros
mouth (stor mun)
Prairie Dog (Metal Version)
Look
host pukes on the air…
Thunders’ kids
salad man
Hours With Steve-O
Anti-Piracy Video – Don’t Copy That Floppy!
talks about his injury
Puppets – My Mind Is Playing Tricks On Me!
On Extacy or PCP
Acid Lady
This Nu Rave?!
Pail Kids fight
Pail Kids Movie Trailer
– Daggers
“Breakin’ Is A Memory.” Thnx Leo F
and Me – Full McDonald’s Dance Scene
Popping Face
Catch of the day: Cocaine
Thnx Ryan Kitson
Kung-Fu Porn!
Thnx Billoney
Clarity Sought on Electronics Searches
Briton jailed for four years in Dubai after customs find cannabis weighing less than a grain of sugar under his shoe
How to spot a Banksy
Wow.
Drug Traffic Beneath the Waves – Drug Smuggling Submarines
Thnx Ramone
An illustrated guide to the myth of the vagina dentata
Thnx Kenny
Blues – 1972 Tour Drug Fallout
Thnk Paul Hanly
That Deer!
Thnx Ryan Kitson
Modern Plastic Surgery – Ear Pointing
Haunted Portraits
Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS (1975)
Thnx Billoney
Weird Wheels
& Jerry – His Mouse Friday
Basil Wolverton On Cartoon Sounds Part Two
Mmmm…What’s Cookin’?!
Heavy Metal Costumes
Dude, Like, Death To Poseurs and Stuff.
NFL Pulls Plug On Big-Screen Church Parties For Super Bowl
Death of the father: British scientists discover how to turn women’s bone marrow into sperm
I Love Blow – Energy Drink Mix
Student eats key ‘so he can keep partying’
Cheeseburger In The Can!
Fundies – Underwear for two
The Two Person T-Shirt
Strawberry Flavored Cheetos Seduce Sweet-Loving Snackers
Maccabi – Israelites
Thnx Bach Radoncic
for a Drug-Free America | “Cocoon”
Thnx Patrick Morales
anti-drug commercial
Thnx Robby K
KnickerPicker – online dressing room
Thnx DC
Mississippi Legislature Introduces Bill that Would Ban Restaurants from Serving the Obese
“Weekly Review” Harper’s Magazine
Rollerskater Boy
Thnx Guido!
Slices of Life: ‘Body Worlds’ Entrepreneur to Sell Corpse Cross-Sections
Wooly Willy Uncut
Eyeballs Still Rockin’ Flikr
Lollipop painkiller alert
Fully Flared Intro
Thnx Bach Radoncic
The Daiquiri Whacker Gas Powered Portable Blender
Thnx Chris Black
Featuring Danzig “Hips Don’t Lie”
Thnx Annette Bunny
Loony Tunes for Kooky Times (MP3s)
The C.I.A., 1986 – NWA in High School
To Irrigate Your Nasal Passages
pot
Thnx Bobby Wham
Chair Infomercial
Thnx Annette Bunny
“Weekly Review” Harper’s Magazine
Pia Zadora’s Anne Frank Performance
Legal myths: Hardly the whole truth
Kicks of the Week!
A Closer Look at Cheeseburger Cake Art
The Human Caterpillar
Thnx Maryam Modarressi
10 Creepiest Old Ads
Thnx Tim Barber
Concentration of Mice & Rats in NYC 1999
Thnx Billoney
The Citizen’s Guide to Surviving Police Encounters
Thnx Robby K
VINTAGE HONDO MACHINE GUN M 16 RAMBO GUITAR, SUPER RARE – eBay
Thnx ESPO
Dirty Bastard – Dirty Minded *Documentary pt 1 of 4*
Fort Worth jumps onto “Pull ‘Em Up,” anti-pant-sagging bandwagon
Thnx Max
The “Pull ‘Em Up” Campaign
The Fort Worth City Council wants to send a message to young people who wear baggy pants: Pull ’em up!
New Jersey Freakshows – Guidos With Painted Orange Faces
Thnx Truett Dietz
Nudist Super Heroes
The Sex Machines Museum in Prague
Power Enforcers: Anti-Riot Police Vehicles
‘Hitler’ Hotel Causes Stir In Serbia
Straight Outta Rhineland-Palatinate: German Hip Hop Gets Real as Rapper Shot in Berlin – International – SPIEGEL ONLINE – News
Man Sentenced For Attacking Child With Hot Pocket Sandwich
Shawn Kerri, automotive and punk rock cartoonist
The Fiberglass Mascots Photography Pool
T-Pain sing live without that voice thing?
Thnx Robby K
The Dustward @Hamburger Eyes
What We Can Learn from Heath Ledger’s Death: Don’t Mix Downs!!!
Alf Star In Crack Den/Homosexual Scandal
Whitney Houston Smokes Crack
Intervention – Full Episodes Online
Crack in Hell’s Kitchen
DMX In the Studio Cracked Out!
Winehouse smoking CRACK
Hundreds of erotic weight gain stories
Fake FedEx Trucks; When the Drugs Absolutely Have to Get There
The Statue Of Liberty Ruined – Post-Apocalyptic Sci-Fi Archetype
Star Wars Pr0n Cartoons
Sarah Silverman’s Jew Ass
The Quran on Semen Production
Party Boy Corey
Thnx Ben Pier
VirtuaGirlHD – Strippers On Yer Desktop
Thnx Robby K
Can Stay Naked The Longest
Thnx Pia
Prosthetic limbs for coke smuggling
Thnx Teddy
at the Starbury
Thnx Fonzske
Militia – AUSTIN, Texas – Metal / Thrash
Thnx ESPO
Rat Downblouse
Rat Attack
Why You Have Rats Around
PUNISHMENT HAIRCUTS THE ROAD TO REFORM- THE INVESTIGATION
Parted-at-birth twins ‘married’
Thnx Kathy Grayson
subwaystyle
Ridin’ Grandma
boner
guy has a boner and we freaked out!
DAY IN THE LIFE OF BONER BOY!
boner guy
Turn the sound off…
guy gets a boner in public
got a boner
The Kunegunda Shaft Bottom in Wieliczka salt mine.
Boner
www.Potpartner.com, find your smokin’ match!
Thnx Annette Bunny
Amputee Ineligible for Olympic Events
Thnx Carlen Altman
R.I.P. Maila Nurmi aka Vampira
HUNGER Music Video
Thnx Mike Hall
Ides Wu Tang Clan Commercial
Thnx Robby K
Oral Histories From Sept. 11 Compiled by the New York Fire Department
Thnx Tim Barber
LaBeouf in “No No No NOo” video
Of a Woman (Extremely Graphic)!!!
King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters clip 6
Thnx ESPO
Banks helps women learn about the vagina
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