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  • “The manufacturer basically changed Oxy’s chemical compound (none of the actual drug was removed) by adding a substance that makes it really difficult for most people to abuse it. People were abusing the old drug by crushing the pills to snort them, dissolving them to inject, or chewing them to get a maximum high. So in many ways the new drug is good news, because it prevents stuff like that. The bad news is that in my opinion, whatever substance they added to it has dulled how well the medication works and how long it lasts.”

    “The new OxyContin OPs are supposedly in line with the old 80 mg pills. But since the new pills were introduced, the price of the older OC pills has jumped by a good solid 20%. People who have them might want to hold on to them if they can. They’re like antiques. You might make some good money off of them later!”

  • Our world is a place where information can behave like human genes and ideas can replicate, mutate and evolve
  • In yet another example of the Anti-Defamation League’s bizarre
    obsession with the Swastika, Nintendo has agreed to withdraw a
    Pokemon Trading card that bears a clock wise swastika.
    The Jewish Lobby declared that the card shows “insensativity to
    the feeling of Jews”.
  • Fake Nazi Helmet commercial from a rare film
  • Federal drug safety officials are warning consumers about counterfeit sex-enhancement pills that are sold as supplements but contain the drugs used in Viagra and another medication.

    The Food and Drug Administration said Friday that the fake “ExtenZe” pills, marketed to improve male sexual performance, contain tadalafil and sildenafil, the active ingredients in Cialis and Viagra. Both drugs require a doctor’s prescription.

    The FDA says the counterfeit product looks like ExtenZe, which is an herbal supplement. It says the counterfeit products are marked with lot numbers 1110075 and F050899.

  • You may think you understand how the Patriot Act allows the government to spy on its citizens. Sen. Ron Wyden (D-Oregon) says it’s worse than you’ve heard.

    Congress is set to reauthorize three controversial provisions of the surveillance law as early as Thursday. But Wyden says that what Congress will renew is a mere fig leaf for a far broader legal interpretation of the Patriot Act that the government keeps to itself — entirely in secret. Worse, there are hints that the government uses this secret interpretation to gather what one Patriot-watcher calls a “dragnet” for massive amounts of information on private citizens; the government portrays its data-collection efforts much differently.

  • American Express cards may no longer be used to purchase medical marijuana. The company has given no reason for the prohibition. Other credit card companies so far continue to allow their cards to be used for the purchase of medical marijuana where legal.

    “I haven’t seen it (the prohibition) with other credit cards,” said Aaron Smith, executive director of the National Cannabis Industry Association.

    “I don’t understand why they would turn their back on a $2 billion industry. It’s perplexing.”

  • Here in NYC, when Hasidim attack, the violence is usually reduced to running goy cyclists off the road or fisticuffs over Satmar schisms. But up in Rockland County, it’s all HDP (Hasids Don’t Play). An orthodox Jewish father of four is currently hospitalized with third-degree burns over 50 percent of his body after another orthodox Jew allegedly tried to burn his house down—because he started taking his family to a different synagogue.
  • Lynn, aka Common, is known for a rap song titled “Song for Assata”, which essentially praises a black woman known as Assata Shakur, her real name is Joanne Chesimard, who is an escaped convicted murderer who was serving Life plus 26 to 30 years for the cold-blooded killing of New Jersey State Trooper Werner Foerster in 1973.

    In his rap song, Lynn paints Chesimard as a victim of the police and the system and portrays her as a hero, much in the same manner that Wesley Cook, aka Mumia Abu-Jamal, is praised by radical blacks and their ‘artists’ despite the fact that he too was convicted and sentenced to death for the murder a police officer, Daniel Faulkner of Philadelphia.

  • Everyone wishes they could turn back the clock sometimes, and it turns out Barack Obama is no different.

    He got the date wrong by three years when he signed the guestbook at Westminster Abbey today on his official visit to the UK – despite apparently asking the dean what day it was.

  • Sufferers include folk singer Joni Mitchell, who has complained of “this weird incurable disease that seems like it’s from outer space… Fibres in a variety of colours protrude out of my skin: they cannot be forensically identified as animal, vegetable or mineral. Morgellons is a slow, unpredictable killer – a terrorist disease. It will blow up one of your organs, leaving you in bed for a year.”
  • This is a story about a group of Americans you’ve likely never heard of: they’re called “sovereign citizens.” Many don’t pay taxes, carry a driver’s license or hold a Social Security card. They have little regard for the police or the courts, and some have become violent.

    The FBI lists them among the nation’s top domestic terror threats.

    By some estimates, there are as many as 300,000 sovereign citizens in the U.S. And with the sluggish economy and mortgage mess, their ranks are growing.

  • The National Security Agency is, by nature, an extreme example of the e-hoarder. And as the governmental organization responsible for things like, say, gathering intelligence on such Persons of Interest as Osama bin Laden, that impulse makes sense–though once you hear the specifics, it still seems pretty incredible. In a story about the bin Laden mission, the NSA very casually dropped a number: Every six hours, the agency collects as much data as is stored in the entire Library of Congress.

    That data includes transcripts of phone calls and in-house discussions, video and audio surveillance, and a massive amount of photography. “The volume of data they’re pulling in is huge,” said John V. Parachini, director of the Intelligence Policy Center at RAND. “One criticism we might make of our [intelligence] community is that we’re collection-obsessed — we pull in everything — and we don’t spend enough time or money to try and understand what do we have and how can we act upon it.”

  • Blame the flower children. That seems to be the chief conclusion of a new report about the Roman Catholic Church’s sexual abuse scandal. The study, undertaken by John Jay College of Criminal Justice at the request of America’s Catholic bishops, links the spike in child abuse by priests in the 1960s and ’70s to “the importance given to young people and popular culture” — along with the emergence of the feminist movement, a “singles culture” and a growing acceptance of homosexuality. It also cites crime, drugs, an increase in premarital sexual behavior and divorce.
  • Sex scandals have become a staple of media exploitation with personal morality plays trumping political morality confrontations every time.

    They are both great distractions and effective tools of character assassination which are often more effective than more violent ways to neutralize people considered dangerous.

    That’s why the FBI was so hot to discredit Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. with leaks of so-called wiretapped sex tapes. In his case, this tactic failed but the other worked.

    In some cases both tactics are deployed as in the physical assassination of Bin Laden and then the character-killing aimed at his supporters through the release of porn allegedly found in his “lair.”

  • The Amondawa lacks the linguistic structures that relate time and space – as in our idea of, for example, “working through the night”.

    The study, in Language and Cognition, shows that while the Amondawa recognise events occuring in time, it does not exist as a separate concept.

    The idea is a controversial one, and further study will bear out if it is also true among other Amazon languages.

    The Amondawa were first contacted by the outside world in 1986, and now researchers from the University of Portsmouth and the Federal University of Rondonia in Brazil have begun to analyse the idea of time as it appears in Amondawa language.

    “We’re really not saying these are a ‘people without time’ or ‘outside time’,” said Chris Sinha, a professor of psychology of language at the University of Portsmouth.

  • Revolutionary: Bobby Seale
    Re-branded: Vanilla ice cream enthusiast. Seale, who co-founded the Black Panther Party for Self-Defense in the late 1960s, became a pitch man for Ben & Jerry’s in the early 1990s. In the ad Seale sports the Panther’s signature black beret while holding up a clenched fist in one hand and a serving of vanilla ice cream in the other. 

  • Ruth Schulz and her colleagues at the University of Queensland and Queensland University of Technology call their robots the Lingodroids. The robots consist of a mobile platform equipped with a camera, laser range finder, and sonar for mapping and obstacle avoidance. The robots also carry a microphone and speakers for audible communication between them.

    To understand the concept behind the project, consider a simplified case of how language might have developed. Let’s say that all of a sudden you wake up somewhere with your memory completely wiped, not knowing English, Klingon, or any other language. And then you meet some other person who’s in the exact same situation as you. What do you do?

  • “In everyday life you mostly use your left hand to touch things on the left side of the world, and your right hand for the right side of the world.

    “This means that the areas of the brain that contain the map of the right body and the map of right external space are usually activated together, leading to highly effective processing of sensory stimuli.

    “When you cross your arms these maps are not activated together anymore, leading to less effective brain processing of sensory stimuli, including pain, being perceived as weaker.”

  • A dog that wasn’t quite housebroken may have indirectly been responsible for a bomb scare at a New York courthouse.

    The trouble began Friday when 19-year-old Melvin Ruffin arrived at a court complex in Central Islip following a long bus ride from his home in Bellport.

    During the trip, another passenger’s Chihuahua urinated on his backpack.

    So, he stashed the wet bag in some bushes while he went inside to answer a disorderly conduct citation.

    But then a retired police officer saw the bag and alerted security.

    The bomb squad was ultimately called in. Officers used a robot to determine that the bag didn’t contain anything harmful.

  • Archaeologists digging for the remains of a 16th-century woman believed to be the model for Leonardo’s Mona Lisa masterpiece have found a crypt and a stairway to a probably second tomb inside a former medieval convent in central Florence.
  • My name is Captain Dan Nardiello of the US Marine corps (special) stationed in Pakistan, I found some money after the death of OBL I need someone to help me move it to a safer place, please have it in mind that there is no danger involved. You may contact me on usmc.12@blumail.org so that I can provide you with details.
  • Steven McCormack was standing on his truck’s foot plate Saturday when he slipped and fell, breaking a compressed air hose off an air reservoir that powered the truck’s brakes.

    He fell hard onto the brass fitting, which pierced his left buttock and started pumping air into his body.

    “I felt the air rush into my body and I felt like it was going to explode from my foot,” he told local media from his hospital bed in the town of Whakatane, on North Island’s east coast.

    “I was blowing up like a football,” he said. “I had no choice but just to lay there, blowing up like a balloon.”

  • Humans are pimply. It’s part of what sets us apart from the rest of the animal kingdom. While it’s true that some form of acne vulgaris affects other species—it’s been found in some Mexican hairless dogs and induced experimentally in rhino mice—acne is largely an affliction of our accursed species alone. (Somewhere between 85 and 100 percent of adolescents exhibit acne—and a significant minority of adults, too.) Why is the human animal so peculiar in its tendency to form volcanic comedones, papules, pustules, nodular abscesses, and, in some severe cases, lasting scars? According to evolutionary theorists Stephen Kellett and Paul Gilbert, we probably owe these unsavory blemishes to our having lost our apish pelts too rapidly for our own good.
  • It is an industry that blossomed in the oversize metal warehouses of old-line Oakland businesses. Established trucking, plumbing and construction companies, scrambling for work in a down economy, opened their doors to Ebyam’s cannabis farms, thought to be the largest in the city. His workers, mostly the bud-trimmers who assure the highest-quality medical marijuana, were organized by the Teamsters.

    But the failure of the statewide marijuana legalization initiative last fall, and subsequent threats from federal prosecutors, derailed the ambitious plan of city leaders to license four giant farms and thus make Oakland the legal cannabis capital of the country. And with the collapse of Oakland’s vision of marijuana supremacy came disaster for Ebyam.

    Ebyam is now locked in litigation over the $1.25 million sale of one of his growing operations, and another installation has been decimated by a string of suspicious burglaries — a fitting symbol, perhaps, of an industry that could have been.

  • Shell is making good on its promise to build the largest object ever to float on water, announcing Friday it would build the Prelude FLNG Project to harvest offshore natural gas fields. The gargantuan ship will suck up the equivalent of 110,000 barrels of oil per day.

    The floating liquified natural gas facility will dwarf the biggest warships, weighing in at 600,000 metric tons. By contrast, the U.S.’ next-generation Ford-class supercarrier will displace 101,000 metric tons of water. Shell says its ship will be able to withstand a category 5 typhoon.

    In some ways, it’s more of a mini-island than a ship, designed to be moored in the same spot off the northwest coast of Australia for 25 years. The facility will be one-third of a mile long — longer than five football fields laid end-to-end — and will contain 260,000 metric tons of steel, about five times the amount used to build the Sydney Harbour Bridge.

  • Jeffrey Catherine Jones, the fantasy artist who helped introduce fine art and illustration influences to comics in the ’70s and beyond, has died of complications from emphysema and bronchitis, according to numerous reports. She was 67.

    In the early 70s, then known just as Jeffrey, Jones helped form The Studio, a group of cartoonists/illustrators that included Mike Kaluta, Bernie Wrightson and Barry Windsor-Smith. Jones was known for her lyrical linework and ethereal paintings, which prompted Frazetta himself to say that Jones was “the world’s greatest living painter.” Although she produced the comics strip Idyll for National Lampoon in the ’70s, Jones was best known for her book covers, prints, and painting, with only a brief dabbling in comics.

  • The camera was disguised as a plastic coat hook and was affixed to a wall directly across from a toilet, officials said. A Starbucks employee discovered the device and called police, they said.

    Shortly after, authorities arrested Velasco, who downloaded the device about every hour to his laptop computer while sitting in his car, police said.

    Detectives confiscated his laptop and say they found video of at least 45 female victims, including children, using the restroom. It did not appear that any of the videos were uploaded to the Internet or distributed, they said.

  • Christie’s had a bumper night, tallying more than $300 million in sales. While not the priciest item up for auction that day, Cindy Sherman’s “Untitled #96” from 1981 passed all records for photography, and was sold for $3.89 million. According to ArtInfo.com, the buyer was New York dealer Philippe Segalot, and the underbidder was Per Skarstedt, also a New York dealer. Christie’s confirmed that this was a record for a photograph at auction, previously held by Andreas Gursky’s “99 Cent II Diptychon,” which fetched $3.35 million in 2006. Sherman recently had another high profile sale, with her work “Untitled #153,” from 1985 reaching $2.7 million in late 2010.
  • Lady Gaga is now demanding that photographers surrender the copyright of photos taken at her concerts – and photographers are incensed.
  • Fields of watermelons exploded when he and other agricultural workers in eastern China mistakenly applied forchlorfenuron, a growth accelerator. The incident has become a focus of a Chinese media drive to expose the lax farming practices, shortcuts and excessive use of fertiliser behind a rash of food safety scandals.

    It follows discoveries of the heavy metal cadmium in rice, toxic melamine in milk, arsenic in soy sauce, bleach in mushrooms, and the detergent borax in pork, added to make it resemble beef.

  • As we reported earlier today, the Department of Justice and the TSA used financial terrorism to nix HB 1937 in Texas, a bill that would have made it “A criminal act for security personnel to touch a person’s private areas without probable cause as a condition of travel or as a condition of entry into a public place,” shortly before the legislation looked to be on its way to passage in the Senate having passed the Texas House unanimously.

    The DOJ and Homeland Security intimidated lawmakers into dropping the bill after they threatened to shut down all the airports in Texas and prevent any commercial flights from operating out of or entering the state, a brazenly tyrannical tactic that proves the federal government is acting more like a mafia criminal enterprise than a body that is supposed to represent the interests of the American people.

  • Written in the blood from a victim’s severed leg, in Spanish: “What’s up, Otto Salguero, you bastard? We are going to find you and behead you, too. —Sincerely, Z200.”
  • Seventeen lost pyramids are among the buildings identified in a new satellite survey of Egypt.

    More than 1,000 tombs and 3,000 ancient settlements were also revealed by looking at infra-red images which show up underground buildings.

    Initial excavations have already confirmed some of the findings, including two suspected pyramids.

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  • The lobster with which a woman was masturbating defecates into her vagina, implanting brine shrimp eggs which later hatch inside her.
  • Already Passed by Congress On October 5, 1982, Dr. Brain T. Clifford of the Pentagon announced at a press conference (“The Star”, New York, Oct. 5, 1982) that contact between U.S. citizens and extra-terrestrials or their vehicles is strictly illegal. According to a law already on the books (Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, adopted on July 16, 1969, before the Apollo moon shots), anyone guilty of such contact automatically becomes a wanted criminal to be jailed for one year and fined $5,000.
  • Gundersen Postulates Unit 3 Explosion May Have Been Prompt Criticality in Fuel Pool
  • The question raises a fundamental issue of consciousness: how much of what we perceive exists outside of us and how much is a product of our minds? Time is a dimension like any other, fixed and defined down to its tiniest increments: millennia to microseconds, aeons to quartz oscillations. Yet the data rarely matches our reality. The rapid eye movements in the mirror, known as saccades, aren’t the only things that get edited out. The jittery camera shake of everyday vision is similarly smoothed over, and our memories are often radically revised. What else are we missing? When Eagleman was a boy, his favorite joke had a turtle walking into a sheriff’s office. “I’ve just been attacked by three snails!” he shouts. “Tell me what happened,” the sheriff replies. The turtle shakes his head: “I don’t know, it all happened so fast.”
  • Fukushima, or rather the almost 200 tons of fuel present in the four reactors and the 2800 tons of old reactor cores in big 40 ft deep swimming pools that stand over the reactors, represent a lethal and potentially apocalyptic contaminant for the internal poisoning of the whole human race. Taken together, the active reactors and old cores are equivalent to 2000 atomic bombs of 500 kilotons each. Fukushima is then, capable of dispersing in the biosphere, five times the long lived breathable radioactive poisons, cesium 137, Strontium 90, plutonium 239, etc., than all the combined nuclear detonations to date. It is as if Fukushima were equal to a 1000 megaton Atomic Bombs; or expressed another way, 2,000 individual 500 kiloton Atomic Bombs.
  • One argument he consistently makes is that while tech enthusiasts regularly highlight the benefits of new Internet innovations for activists, rarely do they consider the other side of the equation: how technology can also aid enemies of democracy and free expression. He suggests that dictators are not nearly so afraid of the Internet as we might imagine, and that in many cases they have effectively co-opted bloggers and mined social networks to promote their repressive ends. “States used to torture to get this kind of information,” he says. “Now all they have to do is go onto Facebook.”
  • A Connecticut mother who says she wanted to give her son a better education will be arraigned on Wednesday on charges for enrolling the 6-year-old in another town, sparking outrage and support from people nationwide.

    Tanya McDowell, a 33-year-old homeless woman whose last known address was in Bridgeport, Conn, is scheduled to be arraigned on charges of larceny and conspiracy to commit larceny for allegedly stealing $15,686 from Norwalk schools. Prosecutors allege that figure is the value of her son’s education at Norwalk’s Brookside Elementary School between the time he was illegally enrolled in January and McDowell’s arrest on April 14. If convicted, she faces up to 20 years in prison.

  • Shopping for fake Louis Vuittons or Chanel bags on Canal street in Chinatown has become a requisite tourist activity. Only now you could go to jail for it.

    City councilwoman Margaret Chin, who represents the Chinatown district, is introducing a bill this Thursday that proposes harsh punishment for shoppers caught purchasing counterfeits, the New York Post is reporting. Under Chin’s bill, that fake LV could cost you $1,000 in fines (still not quite the cost of some of the real deals) or up to a year in prison.

    Sound harsh? That’s the point.

  • The startling claim went without controversy until today, when Good Magazine pointed out that Trump’s “plan” to seize $1.5 trillion from Iraq’s oil profits to “reemburse ourselves” for the invasion and subsequent occupation would actually be an explicit violation of international law — a violation considered to be a war crime.

    “According to the 1907 Hague Convention, ‘pillaging,’ the stealing of valuable goods from a locality, especially during combat, is a war crime, regardless of what you feel you deserve,” noted Cord Jefferson, Good’s senior editor. “In the Hague’s exact words: ‘The pillage of a town or place, even when taken by assault, is prohibited.'”

  • ‘He probably looked like somebody who probably had some beef,’ he said. But Mr Muhammad added that he wasn’t surprised by the attack.

    ‘I’ve seen just about everything that could happen in this community. I renamed this avenue here body-a-week avenue,’ he said.

    ‘I’ve been here since 1989. I think I’ve seen at least 15 murders on this block in that period of time. It’s a dangerous block.’

  • Lesson of the day… when a police officer asks you a simple question, DO NOT LIE! A simple yes from this guy would have saved him a lot of bruises from the Las Vegas police dept. My view on this: cops dodge bullets every day and deal with all kinds of liars… for the cops safety, Mr – I KNOW MY RIGHTS should be treated no differently than a street thug once he lies to an officer.
  • # Third plateau: At 7.5 to 15.0 mg/kg, effects include flanging of visual effects, difficulty recognizing people or objects, chaotic blindness, dreamlike vision, inability to comprehend language, abstract hallucinations, delayed reaction time, decision making impairment, feelings of peace and quiet, near complete loss of motor coordination, short-term memory impairment, and/or feelings of rebirth.
    # Fourth plateau: At 15.0 mg/kg or more, an individual may experience a perceived loss of contact and control with their own body, changes in visual perception, out-of-body experiences, perceptions of contact with “superior” beings, other miscellaneous delusions, lack of movement or desire to move, rapid heart rate, complete blindness, increased hearing, and intensification of third plateau effects.

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  • Exhumed skeletons, bones and remains lay in random heaps, some covered by sheets and blankets, near a pile of coffins. Hair and clothes were clearly visible; one corpse wore black tennis shoes. The mine shaft emitted an overwhelming stench.

    Journalists who descended a 40-meter shaft found a body with what appeared to be blood and fluids dripping onto the skulls below.

    But Maryna Steyn, a forensic anthropologist at the University of Pretoria in South Africa, said human remains should not retain a strong stench after 30 years.

    ‘Usually, when we have remains that are lying around for more than a few years, the bones are no longer odorous,’ she said

  • The two brothers are said to have cut the legs from the body of a 24-year-old woman and cooked the flesh in a steel pot. Some of the gruesome dish had already been eaten when police raided the brothers’ home in a remote part of Punjab province.

    A senior police officer, Malik Abdul Rehman, told the Guardian the brothers had been eating corpses for at least a year, but some local media reports alleged that they had been human flesh eaters for a decade.

  • A nude shot purporting to show screen goddess Elizabeth Tayor emerged just days after she was buried on March 23 and made headlines across the world, the curves that made her famous on full show for all to see.

    But there is now serious doubt over the identity of the woman in the picture.

  • Colorado police are defending their decision to pepper spray a crazed 8-year-old after the boy threw a violent tantrum in his classroom and threatened people with a sharp weapon.

    The boy, identified only as Aiden, had been threatening, spitting and cursing at teachers in his second grade classroom in Lakewood, Colo., on Feb. 22 when schools officials called the cops.

    When police arrived, the pint-sized perp was wielding a sharp piece of wood trim he had torn off the wall and was trying to stab teachers with it, cops said.

    “I wanted to make something sharp if they came out because I was so mad at them,” the boy later told Colorado’s KUSA television. “I was going to try to whack them with it.”

    Cops ordered the boy to drop the stick, but the boy refused, shouting, “Get away from me you fuckers!” police said.

  • Investigators say Christie admitted to playing “baby animals” with his children when they visited his residence and admitted to asking them to suck on his nipples on multiple occasions.

    He claimed that the game did not have a sexual purpose to it, but admitted that he did have sexual issues and needed therapy, according to the report.

  • On 10 April 2006, a DC-9 jet landed in the port city of Ciudad del Carmen, on the Gulf of Mexico, as the sun was setting. Mexican soldiers, waiting to intercept it, found 128 cases packed with 5.7 tons of cocaine, valued at $100m. But something else – more important and far-reaching – was discovered in the paper trail behind the purchase of the plane by the Sinaloa narco-trafficking cartel.

    During a 22-month investigation by agents from the US Drug Enforcement Administration, the Internal Revenue Service and others, it emerged that the cocaine smugglers had bought the plane with money they had laundered through one of the biggest banks in the United States: Wachovia, now part of the giant Wells Fargo.

  • Florence researchers are about to excavate the bones of the woman they believe served as the model for Mona Lisa. Their hope is that facial reconstruction will prove once and for all if Lisa Gherardini was the subject of the Leonarda da Vinci portrait that has mesmerized viewers for centuries. The painting has long also been known as La Gioconda, linking it to Gherardini’s husband, Francesco del Giocondo, who commissioned da Vinci to paint his wife.

    Digging will begin later this month at a convent in central Florence where Gherardini was buried in 1542

  • Another of Col. Russell Williams self-portraits. He took thousands of photographs of himself wearing the underwear he stole from his victims’ homes.
  • So how does a local TV station cover a breaking news story about an $80 million Paul Gauguin masterpiece that was attacked at the National Gallery by a woman declaring that the painting’s semi-nudity is evil?
    Well, if you’re Fox-owned-and-operated station WTTG, you blur out the nipples on the two semi-clad Tahitian women portrayed in the famous late-19th-century oil painting.
  • The packaging for the “Finally Mylie! Love Doll” features a buxom young woman who looks remarkably similar to Cyrus, holding a guitar and nearly exposing her privates.

    The box promises that the blow-up doll has “3 achey love holes” – perhaps an X-rated nod to Billy Ray Cyrus’ hit song, “Achy Breaky Heart.”

    In an alternate version, the item’s packaging features the look-alike posing provocatively with a microphone.

    “The wait is over!” the box reads. “She’ll speak into YOUR Mic!”

  • Slain Brooklyn rapper Christopher “Notorious B.I.G.” Wallace was killed with “very rare” metal-piercing German ammunition that could help unlock his 1997 unsolved murder, new files released by the FBI reveal.

    The so-called 9mm Gecko bullets are sold exclusively at two distributors in the U.S. – one in California and one in New Jersey – the 359-page cold case file released under the Freedom of Information Act says.

    According to the feds, ammunition also thought to be 9mm Gecko was later found in the residence of rogue Los Angeles Police Department cop David Mack – along with a “shrine” to Tupac Shakur – when Mack was busted for bank robbery shortly after Wallace’s death.

  • A supposedly sophisticated stock trader charged in a $32 million insider trading scam was so scared of getting caught with dirty cash he considered laundering it — in a washing machine, prosecutors charged yesterday.
  • A Floyd County father was in trouble Monday for tattooing his 3-year-old son. Eugene Ashley now faces charges of child cruelty and tattooing someone under the age of 18.

    Amy Ashley said she discovered that her husband had “DB”, which stands for Daddy’s Boy tattooed on the couple’s son before the Easter holiday.

  • Modern sea walls failed to protect coastal towns from Japan’s destructive tsunami last month. But in the hamlet of Aneyoshi, a single centuries-old tablet saved the day.

    “High dwellings are the peace and harmony of our descendants,” the stone slab reads. “Remember the calamity of the great tsunamis. Do not build any homes below this point.”

    It was advice the dozen or so households of Aneyoshi heeded, and their homes emerged unscathed from a disaster that flattened low-lying communities elsewhere and killed thousands along Japan’s northeastern shore.

    Hundreds of such markers dot the coastline, some more than 600 years old. Collectively, they form a crude warning system for Japan, whose long coasts along major fault lines have made it a repeated target of earthquakes and tsunamis over the centuries.

  • Shanghai city resident purchased “blue glow pork”, both surprised and afraid

    Miss Chen the purchased a kilogram of pork from a wet market on Yang Gao North Road the day before yesterday. That night her family used a portion of that pork to make dumplings together. Afterward, she placed the leftover pork on a small table in the kitchen. At 11pm, Miss Chen got out of bed to use the toilet, and suddenly noticed a faint blue glow coming from the kitchen, and that the bright blue glow was coming from the pork itself!

  • So much graffiti is self-indulgent posturing at the moment, so it’s refreshing to see someone who tags their name in sperm and anal beads. We spoke to Lush about his (not really) forthcoming book; ‘Really bad tattoos and railing coke off a tranny cock.
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  • Anti-Zombie Fortress is the nickname given to an abandoned coal mine in Fukuoka Prefecture, Japan, mainly due to its unique structural design that can be seen as highly impervious to zombie raids. While the mine shaft has become a popular destination in Japan for haiyakos (廃虚) or “urban excursion of abandoned buildings” since the mid-2000s, photographs of the tower became a subject of “anti-zombie” parodies and online discussions via social news hubsite Reddit in early April 2011.
  • During male orgasm and ejaculation sperm travel from the epididymi upwards through the vas deferens and then down into the upper portion of the prostate. The sperm and fluid from the seminal vesicles then mix with prostatic fluid and fluid from the bulbourethral glands to form the semen. The ejaculate now containing sperm and fluids from the seminal vesicles prostate and bulbourethral glands flows from the ejaculatory ducts into the urethra. From the urethra it passes out through the end of the penis.
  • As was reported previously on Disinfo, there has been much recent inquiry into the idea of our sense of consciousness and agency arising through the interaction of things outside our nervous system, such as bacteria in our stomach

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    • The Iranian national Olympic committee claims the logo spells out the word ‘Zion’ and has complained to the IOC it is “racist”.
    • There is a double dosage of bad news for men who like to watch a lot of porn on laptops resting on their groin area. You know who you are (and so do we).

      Fox News has reported that an Italian andrologist, Carlo Foresta of Padua University, has conducted a study that found that resting a laptop on one’s groin for just one hour can raise the temperature of one’s testicles by two degrees Celsius (about four degrees Fahrenheit), overheating the genitals to the point that the owner’s ability to produce sperm could be impaired. Studies have further shown that even a one degree rise can lead to infertility, and that resting a laptop on the groin for more than two hours can result in having a child that looks like Joy Behar.

    • Whac-A-Mole seems like it could be endless fun.

      Moles pop out of five holes in the arcade game and a soft mallet is used to force them back into the holes to score points.

      Children and adults alike could whack the moles for hours at a time.

      Or at least they could until a worker programmed a virus into the machines to make them shut down after a pre-determined number of plays, Holly Hill police said.
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      Now they have arrested that man, Marvin Walter Wimberly Jr., 61, of Orlando, who faces a charge of offenses against intellectual property.

      It was all a scheme by Wimberly to insure job security, according to an arrest affidavit.

    • Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-OH) vowed Monday to eliminate net neutrality rules recently enacted by the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), referring to the regulations as a “government takeover of the Internet.”

      “Right now, freedom and free expression are under attack by a power structure in Washington populated with regulators who have never set foot inside a radio station or a television studio,” Rep. Boehner said during a speech at the annual National Religious Broadcasters convention.

    • Evidence outlined in a Pentagon contractor report suggests that financial subversion carried out by unknown parties, such as terrorists or hostile nations, contributed to the 2008 economic crash by covertly using vulnerabilities in the U.S. financial system.

      The unclassified 2009 report “Economic Warfare: Risks and Responses” by financial analyst Kevin D. Freeman, a copy of which was obtained by The Washington Times, states that “a three-phased attack was planned and is in the process against the United States economy.”

      While economic analysts and a final report from the federal government’s Financial Crisis Inquiry Commission blame the crash on such economic factors as high-risk mortgage lending practices and poor federal regulation and supervision, the Pentagon contractor adds a new element: “outside forces,” a factor the commission did not examine.

    • The first text message said: “Mommy, I got buried.” About 40 minutes later: “Mommy, I can’t move my right hand.” Then, a brief call from New Zealand’s earthquake rubble to parents in the Philippines pleading to send help.

      After another harrowing hour in a crumpled building, when she sent a half-dozen more texts about increasing pain, continued shaking and overwhelming smoke, came the final one: “Please make it quick.”

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    The Jesus Trip (1971) Bikersploitation Meets Nunsploitation

    Gotta love that the main biker is named ‘Waco’ and looks sorta like David Koresh.

    When the police discover that their motorcycles are concealing heroin, Waco (Robert Porter) and his motorcycle gang hides out in a desert convent. A highway patrolman (Billy ‘Green’ Bush) hunts down the gang after they kidnap a nun, Sister Anna (Tippy Walker) and flee the convent. Soon Waco and the young nun fall in love and she is forced to decide whether or not to leave the church for him.

    -IMDb

    The Jesus Trip

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    Häxan: Witchcraft Through the Ages (1922) Narrated by William S. Burroughs

    HÄXAN narrated by William S Burroughs

    “Häxan (English title: The Witches or Witchcraft Through The Ages) is a 1922 Swedish/Danish silent film written and directed by Benjamin Christensen. Based partly on Christensen’s study of the Malleus Maleficarum, a 15th century German guide for inquisitors, Häxan is a study of how superstition and the misunderstanding of diseases and mental illness could lead to the hysteria of the witch-hunts. The film was made as a documentary but contains dramatized sequences that are comparable to horror films. With Christensen’s meticulous recreation of medieval scenes and the lengthy production period, the film was the most expensive Scandinavian silent film ever made, costing nearly two million Swedish krona. Although it won acclaim in Denmark and Sweden, the film was banned in the United States and heavily censored in other countries for what were considered at that time graphic depictions of torture, nudity, and sexual perversion.”

    Wikipedia

    Witchcraft Through The Ages” (1965) is the name of a shorter version of the classic “Häxan” that is narrated by Burroughs, who always was a great admirer of the original film, and including a jazz soundtrack.



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    Thanks Brendan
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    Victorian Flea Circuses: A Lost Art Form
    Movie Trivia: The Goonies
    Wunderland Hamburg: the largest model railway in the world
    Google Street View forced to remove images
    Could Cow Urine Cola Make a Splash?
    “In a country where cows are sacred, drinking their urine is close to godliness.”
    KFC’s proposal: First pot pies, now potholes
    KFC wants to help patch the nation’s potholes, then brand them.
    Romania weighs decriminalizing consensual incest
    A Step Forward
    Flammable Water Due To Natural Gas Leak In Colorado Home
    The Economics of Star Trek
    In the Star Trek universe, there is no money.
    Crackle
    Another Streamin’ Movie Site
    Hollywood’s Scariest Haunted Houses
    Malaysian minister defends caning of prisoners as gruesome video appears on internet
    Ass-Tastic!
    Jersey girl, 14, arrested after posting nude pics
    TRENTON, N.J. – A 14-year-old New Jersey girl has been accused of child pornography after posting nearly 30 explicit nude pictures of herself on MySpace.com — charges that could force her to register as a sex offender if convicted.
    Flickr: billoney’s Photostream
    Freedom For Kidnapped 3M Boss
    “Workers at a factory in the French town of Pithiviers have finally released Luc Rousselet, a French manager for American firm 3M who was held in his office for more than a day after being locked in by employees who were angry about layoffs.”
    Ethiopia hit by Coca-Cola drought
    Thanks Rafael Lett
    BURTON INTERVIEW. METALLICA.
    RIP
    Blossom Dearie’s “Conjunction Junction” Romance?
    Did the woman who sang “Unpack Your Adjectives” ever get together with the guy who sang “I’m Just a Bill”?
    60-foot penis painted on roof
    Thanks Espo
    Inside the mind of Azel
    Tameil – Shotgun Buck (Duck Hunt Edit)
    Children of cousins ‘have greater risk of catching infectious disease’
    Farting Student Kicked Off School Bus
    ‘Star Wars’ Laser Kills Mosquitoes
    Old-ass Charles Manson
    Albino Tiger Head Found In Car
    $400 Dog Shit
    Blood-curdling sausage recipe by air force chefs
    “TWO German air force sergeants are facing courts martial after drawing their own blood to make traditional sausage.”
    The Obama Administration, Your Information, and You
    “The Obama administration, while progressive in some areas, still appears to be on the same page as the Bush administration regarding warrentless surveillance.”
    The Obama Deception
    “The Obama Deception is a hard-hitting film that completely destroys the myth that Barack Obama is working for the best interests of the American people.”
    Deathbed Boo-Boo
    ” A man who thought he was going to die confessed last week to a decades-old slaying. James Brewer, 58, didn‚Äôt die. Instead, he found himself Monday in a Tennessee courtroom facing a murder charge.
    Wack is Back! Increased Use of PCP Worries Authorities in D.C
    “As PCP Use Rebounds Among Suspects, D.C. Authorities Worry About Violent Incidents” Thanks ESPO
    Grease Art
    55 year old lady trying to win a booty shaking contest
    Sewing machine signed by Metallica
    & The Illuminati (1 of 4)
    Virginity rates among students by major
    Electronic Road Signs: Newest Hacked Road Sign Warns Of New York’s Imminent Demise
    Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
    Police seize 1,200 pounds of pot in spinach cans
    Colonel Sanders pulled from river after 24 years
    Woman shot by arrow on NYC street, is recovering
    German Fried Chicken: Tender, Juicy Obama Fingers Hit the Shelves
    “A German frozen food company hopes to raise sales with a new product: Obama fingers. The tender, fried chicken bits come with a tasty curry sauce. The company says it was unaware of the possible racist overtones of the product.”
    Go-go dancer duped with fake $100 bills
    Horse bites off Indonesian man’s testicle, spits it out
    Pirates of Somalia – The Big Picture
    Cocaine found in store’s peppers
    Queens!
    Penile Extenders Actually Might Work, Doctors Say
    U.S. teens were hit men for Mexican cartel
    “Both teenagers received six-month military-style training on a Mexican ranch. Investigators say Cardona and Reta were paid $500 a week each as a retainer, to sit and wait for the call to kill. Then they were paid up to $50,000 and 2 kilos of cocaine for carrying out a hit.”
    Police put purported pothead in pokey, pinched placing potted pot on porch perch
    VA$HTIE » party pics: 3/12 THE RECESSION SPECIAL Рloft party for A-RON THE DON’S BORNDAY!
    Recession Special!
    More Party Photos
    Can We unClick Google?
    “A challenge to activists of the twenty-first century: how can we effectively fight back against Google‚Äôs violation of our online privacy? ”
    Militant Obama youth march to ‘Alpha, Omega’ chant
    PLEASE DON’T RIOT…IT’S JUST WHAT ‘THEY’ WANT
    “Be very, very aware of anyone who starts rioting, or encourages others to do so, amid peaceful demonstrations. Who are they and why are they doing this when it is handing all the aces to the system to impose a Police State? They are either stupid or agents of that State.”
    Grass-Mud Horse
    ‘A Dirty Pun Tweaks China‚Äôs Online Censors ‘
    Gucci Mane To Be Released From Jail This Weekend
    Thanks J.Scott
    Woman finds hungry calico cat hiding in $27 couch
    ARTIST NOW IN ROGUE GALLERY
    “A top Japanese pop artist in town for a big gallery opening was busted the night before his show when cops spotted him drawing a smiley face on the wall of an East Side subway station after a boozy night out, officials said yesterday.” Thanks Espo.
    Kids mistakenly drink wiper fluid at Ark. day care
    Thanks EMone
    The Fat Jew’s Oscar party on E! Daily 10
    Team Facelift: spreadin’ the weirdness like guac.
    The Virgins on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Wed, Mar 11 2009
    Who styled Donald?!
    Police Bust Alleged Gang-Promoting Radio Station
    Know Your Meme: Boxxy
    Rare Pink Dolphin Photo Gallery
    Mo’ Albino Dolphin!
    Otaku Power – Trivia/Desire/Transformation
    ‘Radioactive’ sex offender on the run
    Eatin’?
    It’s Not Easy Being Green – Kermit The Frog Corpse Fashion
    How many dead frogs does it take to make you look fly?
    Wigger Mackin’ with Stuffed Animal Tigers
    Report: Diebold Voting System Has ‘Delete’ Button for Erasing Audit Logs
    Obama & Biden chipped or wearing tracking devices?
    CIA destroyed 92 interrogation tapes
    Advocates applaud AG Holder on marijuana policy
    “Medical marijuana advocates applauded Friday after the Obama administration signaled it will halt federal raids on dispensaries, easing a long-standing rift between California and federal law. ”
    The slow death of handwriting
    How Much Of Our Debt Comes From Drug Money?
    War on drug cartels: Mexico under siege
    A New Civil War?
    U.S. Energy Department Cannot Account for Nuclear Materials at 15 Locations
    UPDATE: FEMA CONCENTRATION CAMPS IN UNITED STATES!
    Water Supply Will Stay Poisoned With Gender-Bending Chemicals Due To “Carbon Footprint” Of Filtering Systems
    Ancient Language of Universal Symbols Discovered
    Legalize marijuana
    “A new plan to legalize marijuana in California would create a $1 billion tokin’ tax and thousands of green jobs. Now that’s a stimulus plan!”
    Fertility Institute Offers Designer Children
    SMOKING GUN PROOF THAT ILLUMINATI PLANNED TERRIBLE EVENTS MANY YEARS AGO TO BRING DOWN OUR CULTURE: Part 2
    ‘Vampire’ discovered in mass grave
    Cost of locking up Americans too high
    “One in every 31 U.S. adults is in the corrections system”
    ‘This is off-the-charts weird’
    “He often brought drugs or alcohol to work and sometimes had sex with women. At least three of those women were dead”
    Stimulus Logo: Branding the U.S. Recovery
    Investigation Continues Into KFC Prank Call
    “And then they were told by this person on the phone to go outside and disrobe and actually urinate on one another to decontaminate each other,”
    Filmmaker plans Eyeborg eye-socket camera
    In Drug-Leery Japan, Arrests for Marijuana Are on the Rise
    Utah is No. 1 – for online pornography consumption
    Pink dolphin appears in US lake
    Albino Dolphin!
    Africa: Genitals removed while men are alive
    “Young men are attacked and their genitals cut off while they are still alive; children’s throats are slit and their organs removed; and border-crossers are caught with bags containing human heads and sexual organs.”
    Former Guantanamo detainee tells of ‘medieval’ torture
    “…he lived in constant darkness and “came close to insanity” after being forced to listen to the same album by rapper Eminem at top volume for a solid month.”
    David Lynch on Product Placement
    advert
    Thanks Vinnie
    Guitar Store Shaped Like Giant Amp
    The science of selling out
    “Iggy Pop’s endorsement of car insurance has prompted accusations of selling out. But does anyone really care any more?”
    Turning pregnant bumps into art
    Thanks David Canning
    Kitten in Bong!
    Thanks EMone
    Spain arrests ‘cocaine cast’ man
    “A Chilean man with a broken leg was arrested at Barcelona airport after his “cast” was found to be made of cocaine not plaster, Spanish police say.” Thanks Espo!
    The 20 Most Terrifying Pictures of Ronald McDonald Ever
    Water Balloon Poppin’!
    Ectoplasmic Acoustics
    ‘Hipstavore’
    LEGO has the Coolest business card ever
    $28 Million Chair
    typografie: Freshfonts | AUTOBAHN grafisch ontwerp
    Obama Gay Scandal!
    Fisherman found my lost phone in the belly of a 25lb cod …and it still works after a week in a fish
    bombombombomwooooo
    Failure sound from The Price Is Right
    Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Back Together
    YAY!
    90-year-old in 8mph mobility scooter takes wrong turn and ends up on highway
    Meet the Republican Rapper
    Kanye Gay BeeJay
    Facebook – Snitchin’ On Yerself
    A teenager was fired for commenting on Facebook at work about how she was bored at work.
    And The Award For Creepiest Guitar Goes To…
    Teenar: The Sexy Girl Guitar
    Bat Boy: One ugly cat
    Stephen Powers from Overbrook Video Choices ¬´ Duffed Out Industries
    Graff Girl – DJ Lady Tribe
    Sun your Buns, or should I say Challah?
    NYC Official: Ban Japanese ‘Rape’ Video Game
    ‘Rapelay’
    Boston Graffiti Wars
    Thanks Mariondream81!
    aNYthing is back! screensaver
    Thanks Bjernie!
    Rihanna — The Face of a Battered Woman
    Anyone else see her horns?
    Clan at Roy Rodgers – RZA in New York 1992
    Original Human TETRIS Performance
    A Theme on Glass Bottles
    Giant Six Pound Rat Caught in China
    Come to Chinatown, there’s bigger!
    Obama Sushi
    Shit happens
    Lily Allen Gets Fingered
    Man ‘waged urine-spray campaign’
    A man sprayed a mixture of urine and faeces in two supermarkets, a pub and a bookshop in Gloucestershire
    Former nun tells of sex and suffering inside Indian convent
    Nunsploitation!
    Facebook Yields to User Outrage: Reverts to Old TOS
    The Third Eye Video Camera
    The Cyber Eye is finally here! Needs a red glow, though.
    Guys Cabinet Door Sounds Exactly like Chewbacca!
    Touch and Go Records to Stop Releasing New Music, Shut Down Distribution
    The Nine Weirdest PSAs Ever Made (VIDEO)
    Vicodin Earrings
    Freak Bike Accident – View With Caution
    Thanks Googs!
    Toothy raccoon bit off man’s penis
    Thanks Ramon!
    >> ‚Ñ¢ RETARD RIOT ‚Ñ¢ <<
    The Glob – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    Hagen and Don Rickles
    Thanks Bjarni Einarsson
    A Sociologist’s Look at Graffiti
    ESPOoooooooooooo!
    My Body (Tuts My Barreh) / Karaoke Fail (English subtitles)
    Thanks EMone MTV
    The Drought – Rappers ‘n Recession
    Thanks Billoney!
    PAINT MISBEHAVIN’ AS VANDALS HIT CENTRAL PARK
    Proof Weave Womans’s Weave Stops Bullet Saves Her Life In Kansas!
    Dynamic Breakers “ANTI GRAFFITTI Commercial”
    “Graffiti Tagger” Falls To His Death On The 826 (MIAMI)
    U.S. judges accused of jailing kids for cash
    Hitler had shocking table manners, gorged on cake and suffered flatulence, reveals never-before-seen profile
    Salt Lake woman with world’s longest fingernails, loses nails in crash
    You’ve been knickered, son
    A THIEF has been caught with more than 1,600 items of women’s lingerie hidden in the home he shared with his parents.
    Geronimo’s Heirs Sue Secret Yale Society Over His Skull
    “Ark’eting” the Aaron Bondaroff and Semen Sperms Video Interview
    Record Envelope – the little library of factory sleeves
    A collection of generic record company 45 sleeves
    S E M E N C L A W
    W T F
    The Bacon Explosion – Take Bacon. Add Sausage. Blog.
    Mmmmm…Swine!
    The Racial Slur Database
    Shoe-throwing Sculpture Removed
    Thanks Petey!
    Heavy Metal Laundry Tips
    The Magic (Indoor) Tree House
    French fighter planes grounded by computer virus
    NYPD cops in crackdown on graffiti punks
    Do-It-Yourself Vagina
    Ars Erotica: The Erotic Art Museum
    I’ve got the world’s biggest boobs
    38KKK breasts!
    Bacon Flavored Jelly Beans
    Pictured: The cow that was zapped by lightning – and survived
    Surgeons remove donated kidney through vagina
    Man caught with pigeons in his trousers
    ‘Mom cooks me like a turkey in the oven’
    The Beatles – Made Outta Wool!
    2009 Northwest Arkansas Ice Storm Pictures
    A Teddy Bear for Your Hipster Lifestyle
    Cornify – Unicorns & Rainbows On-Demand
    The Cramps – Newsletter / FanZine – 1 – 7 (PDF’s)
    US Army Has Highest Suicide Rate Since Vietnam War
    Ecstasy ‘no more dangerous than horse riding’
    China Earthquake A Dam-Induced Disaster?
    Kellogg’s Wimps Out Over Phelps’s Bong Hit: What Century Are They Living in?
    York City property owner has message for crack dealers
    “Deer Crack Dealer,” the message stated. “You kin sell crack on this block and the York City Police will not stop you. They fear you. Crack Rules.”
    Shepard Fairey Dodges Criticism at ICA: Street Artists and Copyright Advocates Demand Answers
    Shepard Fairey: OBEY my lawyers
    Dumb Lip Tattoos
    Shepard Fairey, artist of Obama ‘Hope’ poster arrested
    Little Island
    Get a lil’ robot copy of yerself!
    Toddler
    Squid cake
    Lucky in Love ‘The Price Is Right’ Hand Embroidery
    What’s that Smell? Maple Syrup Mystery Solved
    Best Tattoo EVER
    Val Kilmer mulls run for N.M. governor
    Owner’s sign tells ‘crack dealers’ to sell here
    World’s youngest sex-change operation
    Pranks involving electronic road signs stir worry
    Zombies Ahead!
    Teen accused of using Facebook for sexual blackmail
    One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm
    Video: Hacker war drives San Francisco cloning RFID passports
    Flooded Mcdonald’s
    Men smell of cheese; women smell of onion
    Cash4Gold Will Offer One-Third of the Actual Value for your Gold
    Raids net alleged members of tagger crew that hit L.A., Las Vegas
    Top Ten Female Streakers
    Little Boy Is on Drugs [VIDEO]
    The Fix Is In – Trading Cards
    Bart Simpson is a Scientologist
    Google Maps Car Hits a Deer, Records Entire Ordeal on Google Maps
    Man ‘finds US troop data’ on Used MP3 Player
    Drug Money Saving Banks
    The United Nations’ crime and drug watchdog has indications that money made in illicit drug trade has been used to keep banks afloat in the global financial crisis
    Giant Ant Colony is a World Wonder
    Blowfish testicles sicken 7 in Japan
    Iron Maiden Eddie as Sponge Bob
    Brit Jew marries dolphin
    Rectal Foreign Bodies
    HIVE OF AFGHAN ADDICTS
    GRAND PUBA/BRAND NUBIANS: THE REMIXES
    Smart Bombs and War Porn Hit YouTube
    Israel Defense Forces use YouTube for propaganda
    Hail King Obama: President for life
    The ‘Chemtrail’ Hoax – According to the U.S. Air Force
    Chemtrails in the Sky Are Evidence of Nefarious Activities for Broad-Based Conspiracy Theorists
    Fresh Prince Theme: Gangsta Version
    Thanks Naw!
    Cops Talk Funny: Operations & Tactics at Officer.com
    Pimp My Altar
    Bernie Madoff’s Palm Beach House Gets Toilet Papered
    Is there really such a thing as … placenta stew?
    Placenta Recipes
    “Each placenta weighs approximately 1/6 of the baby’s weight. Cut the meat away from the membranes with a sharp knife. Discard the membranes”
    Soviet Propaganda Against USA (posters)
    Downi Creations – The only collectible quality dolls with realistic Down syndrome features
    “Meet our growing family of Down Syndrome Originals¬©”
    Downs Syndrome Dolls Again
    Black Devil Doll – Movie
    Bunnies Meltin’!
    Stereo Titties
    Bevis’ Sis
    Philly Malnourished Horses Removed From Crumbling Makeshift Stables
    Sorry I blew yer spot up, dudes, but treat yer horses right! Thanks Tim Artz.
    Man died in network of tunnels he made through house of rubbish
    Thnx Heather!
    Crack Whore Confessions Theme Song
    Snow Prints
    For Two – The second ever computer game
    1958 oscilloscope game!
    eBay – A History of Unusual Items
    Sneeze Porn!
    Gesundheit!
    10 Porn Stars Who Twitter
    The awfulness of Billy Joel, explained.
    Chippendiddys
    Euro Boy Strippers…WTF?!
    Birth Movie Trailer
    LSD: The Dream Emulator
    1998 Sony Playstation game released only in Japan
    TurbanMan
    Homemade Girl Scout Cookie recipes
    Skateboarding in Afghanistan Provides a Diversion From Desolation
    Thanks Googs
    A list of different paraphilias and sexual fetishes
    Comic Book Urban Legends Revealed
    CFNM
    Walk-By Bukkake
    NSFW
    1954 Senate Interim Report – Comic Books and Juvenile Delinquency
    Home of the Slug Love
    Hardcore Banana Slug Sex!
    Boy, 14, dupes police, patrols Chicago for 5 hours
    A 14-year-old aspiring police officer donned a uniform, walked into a Chicago police station and managed to get an assignment — patroling in a squad car for five hours before he was detected, police said Sunday.
    Make your own lock picks – Part 1
    What A Nigerian Facebook Scam Looks Like
    Pope warns against too much Facebook
    3D porn to revolutionise industry
    Gold tooth missing after crutch attack
    Abandoned Mike Tyson mansion in Ohio
    The Shur Shot
    Douche/enema nozzle that connects to yer shower
    Vintage French Fucking Machines
    Body Builder vs. Rubik’s Cube
    Banking with Beanies
    Finding parallels to the current financial meltdown in previous bubbles, from Holland’s Tulipomania to the Beanie Baby bubble
    Disney Rejection Letter, 1938
    Bolivia – The Train Graveyard
    Wood Furniture, Wood House, Everything Wood
    It’s all wood.
    The Cave House
    $1,950,000
    Weird Deformed Animals
    Signs of the Endtimes
    Chick Cartoon Tracts
    Latest Trend: Myspace Address Tattoos!
    Police seize ‘Obama’ brand heroin
    “The Smoking Gun Web site, which headlined the story “The Audacity of Dope,” pointed out that drug dealers are fond of brands and frequently misappropriate names for them. Over the years, police have seized bin Laden heroin, Harry Potter Ecstasy and even cocaine branded as Teletubbies, a TV show aimed at toddlers.”
    Inside Programmable Road Signs
    Web Browsers | EFF Surveillance Self-Defense Project
    Government Computer News Pans Printer Dots
    For those of you who don’t know, modern printers print a secret tracking code on all yer printouts.
    Banker Gives Spankings to 50 Customers
    Top 6 Bizarre Body Modifications and Plastic Surgeries
    Guards plead not guilty in ‘nightmare’ Rikers beatings
    “Three correction officers created a sadistic secret society on a Rikers Island cellblock, ordering prisoners to extort and beat other inmates, prosecutors charged Thursday.”
    Kate Moss gets £30,000 Andre graffiti from boyfriend rocker Jamie Hince
    AGUA – Work On Paper, Wreck Center, Endorsements
    How the Computer gets the answer…
    Installation – Doubles
    World Superhero Registry
    REAL Heroes
    Diapers
    Nerd – Wikipedia
    The first documented appearance of the word “nerd” is as the name of a creature in Dr. Seuss’s book If I Ran the Zoo (1950)
    Little Blue Pills Among the Ways CIA Wins Friends in Afghanistan
    Payment Processor Breach May Be Largest Ever
    A data breach last year at Princeton, N.J., payment processor Heartland Payment Systems may have compromised tens of millions of credit and debit card transactions, the company said today.
    30-pound marijuana brick delivered to wrong address by UPS
    Abandoned Amusement Parks in Asia
    List of defunct amusement parks
    Artificial Virginity Hymen
    best response ever on People’s Court
    Henchman’s Helper
    Kenny Rogers  lookalike
    Sprite Stitch – A video game inspired cross stitch weblog
    Mike Tysons Punch-Out Scarf – DIY
    Awesome!
    Miss World finalist has hands and feet amputated
    Skitch Hitchcock and Salt Creek Beach Crew Old School Skateboarding
    “That Dogtown stuff is all well and good, but skitch Hitchcock and friends know that OC‚Äôs own Salt Creek Beach crew has left its own mark on the skateboarding world”
    Why Nuclear Weapons Are (Still) Bad for the Planet
    True Art Crime Heist: Case of the Stolen Rembrandt
    Knitters turn to graffiti artists with ‘yarnbombing’
    Graffiti artists have added a new tool their traditional aerosol cans – knitting needles and a ball of wool.
    Dad’s grow-op busted after baby dials 9-1-1
    Sex offender wins $500,000 Alaska lottery
    An Alaska lottery held to raise money for a group that helps sexual abuse victims had a surprise winner: a convicted sex offender.
    Adolf Hitler, Sisters Taken from Parents’ Home
    The Gangster Archives
    Mostly graffiti related stuff from the very early Teen Angel’s magazines, with other items of interest thrown in.
    Third Eye Camera Skull Pinhole Camera Art
    The Don Martin Dictionary
    “FAGROOOSH SHUSSHH SHPISHLE FROOM” – A Seashell
    7 Things I Learned Working on a Pot Farm
    Why is Marijuana Illegal?
    Google Trends Subversion: ‚úà ‚ñå‚ñå
    Velvet Underground – 1969 press kit
    Gaza Rockets – Cookin’ Show
    How to Be a Skater Girl
    Remember in the old days when you hadda figure things out for yerself, not just Google ’em?!
    Amature Obama Portraits
    Leadbelly Morph Video
    I live out my sexual fantasy as an online escort
    Whorin’ in Second Life
    What’s Inside Obama’s iPod?
    Growing Up Star Wars: 1977-1985 Pool
    Flikr photoset of how Star Wars influenced/damaged many young lives.
    Top 11 compounds in US drinking water
    The latest thing to get scared shitless about.
    How America Lost the War on Drugs
    Chicken McNugget, Step One [PIC]
    Mmmmm…soft serve mechanically separated chicken. Thanks Krissy.
    Islamic militants ridicule death of Bush cat
    Cars: Inside the Rocket-Proof Obamamobile
    Casu marzu – Delicious Maggot Cheese!
    Zimbabwe introduces $50 billion note
    A Billi A Billi A Billi
    Top 5 Most Disturbing Breastfeeding Videos of All-Time
    Smokin’ Presidents
    US veterans sue CIA for alleged drug and mind control experiments
    “Rochelle said he was given just one breath of a chemical in aerosol form that kept him drugged for two and a half days, struggling with visions. He said he saw animals coming out of the walls and his freckles moving like bugs under his skin. At one point, he tried to cut the freckles out with a razor.”
    Mutant NYC Bed Bugs Impervious to Toxic Attack
    Will inauguration have enough port-a-potties?
    “This is the largest temporary restroom event in the history of the United States,” he said.
    Punk And The Swastika
    Рバカロボ キントレーZ
    This shit is weird!
    Vintage Smoke Helmets / Gas Masks
    Wild lookin’!
    Skateboard Truck Table
    A Gallery of Medical Marijuana – Slideshows – CNBC
    BLACK FLAG My War test press LP w/ Raymond Pettibon art – eBay
    I’ve only got it with the poster and press kit.
    What’s It Going to Take to Lock Up Drug Company Execs?
    A recent article in the New England Journal of Medicine reveals the shocking extent of how corrupt drug companies are.
    Delusional Downtown Divas
    Flintstones Bedrock City of Custer, SD
    Cut-Rate Flintstones Theme Park
    US porn industry seeks multi-billion dollar bailout
    Porn baron Larry Flynt is seeking a $5 billion bailout from Washington to rejuvenate the industry, which he says is suffering because of the economic downturn.
    The Art of the Prank : David Cerny: Detente Czech Style
    Art Pranks, Culture Jamming and Reality Hacking, Pranksters
    Adobe home found under Marin hippie commune
    There were two renowned drug busts in 1969. In one of them, narcotics agents demanded to know who owned all the pot they found. McCoy responded famously, “It belongs to God. I just smoke it.”
    Version of Amerikkka
    Blowjob X-Ray’s
    Goes Vegan
    Thanks Petey
    Andre Thomas, Texas Death Row Inmate, Pulls Out Eye, Eats it
    On death row for killin’ his wife ‘n daughter ‘n rippin’ their hearts out. “Thomas told police how he put his victims’ hearts in his pocket and left their apartment, took them home, put them in a plastic bag and threw them in the trash.”
    ‘I tripped and fell … honest’
    SHOCKED surgeons were forced to use their imagination after operating on woman with a huge can of hairspray stuck in her bum.
    Elderly Woman’s Shoes Grow Into Her Feet
    Is this new bio-tech?
    Man Covered In Feces Attacks Flight Attendant
    Thanks Ramon!

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