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Norway fisherman finds orange vibrator inside cod’s stomach
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Irish schoolboy in coma after lunch time testicle squeeze prank
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2 Brothers Suspected of Cannibalism After Baby’s Head Is Found. WTF ‘cannibalism is not a crime in Pakistan’ nytimes.com/2014/04/15/wor…

US Airways accidentally tweets photo of model airplane crashing into woman’s vagina
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Dozens of teenagers are now tweeting bomb jokes to American Airlines
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Insane Clown Posse gets JuggaloCoin cryptocurrency
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5 Amazing Things Scientists Have Discovered About Psychedelics
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Dentist plans to clone John Lennon from DNA in wisdom tooth
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Man arrested 3 times in 3 days on ‘huffing’ charges in Jerz ‘possessing a toxic chemical to cause intoxication’ nj.com/morris/index.s…

‘The Arousal’, an ice cream flavor that mixes champagne & Viagra
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1,000-year-old Redwoods butchered by tweekers
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Aussie Train Passengers Take on Graffiti Vandals – Abuse Includes ‘Turd Nugget’

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The Other Side of Otters

A weaned harbor seal pup was resting onshore when an untagged male sea otter approached it, grasped it with its teeth and forepaws, bit it on the nose, and flipped it over. The harbor seal moved toward the water with the sea otter following closely. Once in the water, the sea otter gripped the harbor seal’s head with its forepaws and repeatedly bit it on the nose, causing a deep laceration. The sea otter and pup rolled violently in the water for approximately 15 min, while the pup struggled to free itself from the sea otter’s grasp. Finally, the sea otter positioned itself dorsal to the pup’s smaller body while grasping it by the head and holding it underwater in a position typical of mating sea otters. As the sea otter thrust his pelvis, his penis was extruded and intromission was observed. At 105 min into the encounter, the sea otter released the pup, now dead, and began grooming. Thanks Jasmine.
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5 Outrageous Revelations from Matt Taibbi’s Takedown on HSBC’s Drug Money Laundering
Matt Taibbi’s most recent Rolling Stonearticle unpacks one of last year’s most shocking bank cases in our era of “Too Big to Jail.” In December, HSBC was punished with a $1.9 billion settlement on drug laundering charges, the largest in American history, yet only five weeks worth of profits for the world’s third largest bank. U.S. Assistant Attorney Lanny Breuer was uncharacteristically candid when explaining why he refused to pursue criminal charges: “HSBC would almost certainly have lost its banking license in the U.S., the future of the institution would have been under threat and the entire banking system would have been destabilized.” People were rightfully outraged when not a single HSBC banker went to jail for a decades’ worth of federal crimes, including money-laundering linked to drug cartels, terrorists and oppressive regimes. Taibbi dove deep into HSBC’s case and history, revealing that the bank’s crimes were even worst than we thought.
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How the seven dwarfs of Auschwitz fell under the spell of Dr Death: The hideous experiments carried out by Nazi Josef Mengele on seven trusting brothers and sisters

An SS officer strode over and established they were all siblings from the Ovitz family. Immediately, the order went out: Wake the doctor! It was nearly midnight on Friday, May 19, 1944, and Dr Josef Mengele was asleep in his quarters. All the troopers on duty, however, were well aware of his passion for collecting human ‘freaks’, including hermaphrodites and giants. A lone dwarf wouldn’t have been sufficient reason to disturb his sleep, but a family — and seven of them — why, it was just like the fairy tale!
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Social media – the new addiction

Social media addiction has become an official condition. A clinic in London is treating more than 100 sufferers a year, with a professional footballer among those receiving counseling. A study last year by the University of Chicago suggested sites like Facebook are more addictive that alcohol and cigarettes.
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The Pentagon’s Budget Crunch: No Dissenting Views

We’ve noted many times that when it comes to corporate media coverage of the so-called budget “sequester”–the immediate cuts to military and social spending set to hit in a matter of weeks–what matters most is what will happen to the military. The Washington Post had a whole piece (2/13/13) devoted to yet another round of complaints from military leaders–without a single comment from anyone who might take the view that cutting military spending would not be such a disaster.
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Fugitive gunman Chris Dorner told hostage couple: I just want to clear my name

At around midday on Tuesday, the couple arrived to clean the house and found Dorner in an upstairs sitting room. His gun drawn, the suspect ordered them to stay calm. Mrs Reynolds ran down the stairs in a bid to escape, but Dorner caught her. He took the couple to a bedroom, where he made them lie on the floor, then bound their limbs with plastic zip-locks, gagged them with towels and covered their heads with pillowcases. “I thought we were dead,” Mr Reynolds said. The gunman repeatedly insisted, however, that he would not kill them. He revealed he had watched Mr Reynolds shovelling snow around the property in the preceding days, and told the couple he believed they were “hard-working, good people,” saying: “I don’t have a problem with you. I just want to clear my name.”
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Parent says West Sabine staff out of line after feces found

“My kid came home and he said, he told me that he had been inspected, his butt had been inspected at the elementary school for feces,” Little said. “And I asked him, I got to ask him about it and he said he was embarrassed by the whole situation.” Feces had been found on the gym floor at least five times during or after PE Class. It first happened last year only with this particular class of children, said principal Deborah Lane. Lane says she asked the children numerous times who was responsible. She even gave them lectures on germs and the dangers of e-coli. This last time, she requested the school nurse search for feces in the Tiger cubs’ pants. Accounts of how the search was conducted differ. “The school nurse basically pulled their pants out or down.”
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Facebook Paid No Income Taxes in 2012: Report

Facebook didn’t pay any federal or state income taxes last year and will receive a hefty tax refund, according to a recent report. How did the social network manage to swing such a nice tax break? Well, according to the Citizen for Tax Justice report the company benefited from the tax deductability of executive stock options, which reduced all of its income taxes by $1.03 billion in 2012. The company also has another $2.17 billion in extra tax-option breaks to carry forward in the future, according to the report, which means Facebook gets to deduct a total of more than $3 billion in current and future taxes, according to the report.
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Welcome to the Malware-Industrial Complex

One reason is that a freshly discovered weakness in a popular piece of software, known in the trade as a “zero-day” vulnerability because the software makers have had no time to develop a fix, can be cashed in for much more than a reputation boost and some free drinks at the bar. Information about such flaws can command prices in the hundreds of thousands of dollars from defense contractors, security agencies and governments. This trade in zero-day exploits is poorly documented, but it is perhaps the most visible part of a new industry that in the years to come is likely to swallow growing portions of the U.S. national defense budget, reshape international relations, and perhaps make the Web less safe for everyone. Zero-day exploits are valuable because they can be used to sneak software onto a computer system without detection by conventional computer security measures, such as antivirus packages or firewalls. Criminals might do that to intercept credit card numbers. An intellige…
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Moshpit Simulator

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Why we all think we’re so great

On a scale of one to 10, you probably think you’re a seven. And you wouldn’t be alone. While it’s impossible for most people to be above the median for a specific quality, people think they are better than most people in many arenas, from charitable behavior to work performance. The phenomenon, known as illusory superiority, is so stubbornly persistent that psychologists would be surprised if it didn’t show up in their studies, said David Dunning, a psychologist at Cornell who has studied the effect for decades. It happens for many reasons: Others are too polite to say what they really think, incompetent people lack the skills to assess their abilities accurately, and such self-delusions can actually protect people’s mental health, Dunning told LiveScience. Since psychological studies first began, people have given themselves top marks for most positive traits. While most people do well at assessing others, they are wildly positive about their own abilities, Dunning said.
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Drug-Dealing Mother Left Children Alone to Go to Store, Officer Observed Child Playing with Crack Rock

When the woman Tiffany Stanton Johnson, 25, arrived home and spoke to an officer on the scene, she stated that she had left her three children home alone to go shopping at Kmart. While speaking to the woman, the officer allegedly saw her son behind her playing with a crack rock, according to the complaint. At this, Johnson was forced to admit that she sells crack cocaine. After giving a consent search, the officer found a can with 12 grams of crack cocaine packaged for sale.
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The seas you’re in: fish urine contributes nutrients to coastal waters

“A funny comparison is if you take the biggest ungulate herd — so that would be bison, antelope, deer and elk — in Yellow Stone National Park, per meter squared — so per unit area — the fish on one of the reefs that I look at…they actually pee more than three times more [than that herd],” he said. Fish urine even dwarfs fertilizer-heavy golf course runoff — per meter squared — in nutrient content. Luke Joseph, a freshman biology major from Augusta, said he wouldn’t have guessed fish pee had so much to do with nutrient cycling. “That’s pretty cool,” he said. “I guess that means aquaponics might be a good way to grow things.”
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‘Blue Fairy’ Arrested in New York Drug Bust

Turk appears in a YouTube video by White Trash Clan titled “My World is Blue” dancing in a blue tutu and fairy wings and carrying a wand. She blows pixie dust at the camera and mimes drug use. The video, posted in July 2012, shows people dancing in parking lots and pharmacies with giant cutouts of blue pills and rhapsodizing about prescription drug abuse: “I can stop when I want to / I’m not addicted / I don’t take pills / crush and sniff it / Blue is my world in this life how I live it / Come out to Staten Island, pay a little visit.”
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The unsexy truth about dopamine

If there were a celebrity among brain chemicals, it would be dopamine. Supposedly released whenever we experience something pleasurable, it’s forever linked to salacious stories of sex, drugs and wild partying in the popular press. The Kim Kardashian of neurotransmitters, it gives instant appeal to listless reporting and gives editors an excuse to drop some booty on the science pages. There are too many bad examples to mention in detail, but I have some favourites. The Sun declared that “cupcakes could be as addictive as cocaine” because they apparently cause “a surge of the reward chemical dopamine to hit the decision-making area of the brain”. The article was topped off with a picture of Katy Perry, apparently a “cupcake fan” and, presumably, dangerously close to spiralling into a life of frosted-sponge addiction.
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Iceland considers pornography ban

The government is considering introducing internet filters, such as those used to block China off form the worldwide web, in order to stop Icelanders downloading or viewing pornography on the internet. The unprecedented censorship is justified by fears about damaging effects of the internet on children and women. Ogmundur Jonasson, Iceland’s interior minister, is drafting legislation to stop the access of online pornographic images and videos by young people through computers, games consoles and smartphones. “We have to be able to discuss a ban on violent pornography, which we all agree has a very harmful effects on young people and can have a clear link to incidences of violent crime,” he said.
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Syphilis: A Love Story

Miss Sanborn tells us that an eccentric gentleman, having taken a fancy to see a large party of noseless persons, invited every one thus afflicted, whom he met in the streets, to dine on a certain day at a tavern, where he formed them into a brotherhood.
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zyalt: Взрыв метеорита в небе над Уралом… Вся информация в одном посте.

Russian Meteorite Pictures & Video
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Dorion Sagan on the first ejaculation in the history of the world

Since sex usually occurs in water, it doesn’t tend to preserve well. But in one four-hundred-million-year-old silica-rich deposit local changes in pH remobilized some of the silica, leaving behind thin films of the original organic material. In the specimen the chert beautifully preserved the plant’s delicate archegonium (from goni, Hindi for ‘sack,’ akin to yoni, Sanskrit for ‘vagina’) — the female sex organ. Another sample of rock, sliced thin and observed with a microscope, shows Aglaphyton’s antheridium, its male sex organ — filled with sperm cells ready to explode. Here, preserved by chance, with neither compromised actors nor moral qualm, is a geographic equivalent of the ‘money shot’ of pornographic films — an ejaculation event 140,000 times older than Homer’s Odyssey, 400 times older than the human species, and almost as old as the appearance of animals in the fossil record.
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Digital Deception – Can You Trust What You See?

Does this make you wonder how much footage from prominent world events is actually digitally created to assist in advancing a dark agenda? How much fake news are we being fed? Dictators, terrorists, riots, revolution beamed into our living rooms as part of on-going psychological warfare against the masses? Is this a conventional war of tanks and guns and bombs in Afghanistan, Iraq and Libya or is it really all part of a sustained psychological war on the minds of every single person on the planet who watches television? Our advise? Stop watching mass media news. There’s nothing good for us there!
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The Hammer: A Muscle-Controlled, Light-Up Dildo

I’m proud to present my latest creation: The Hammer! The Hammer is a prototype test-your-strength game that’s an insertable, muscle-controlled, light-up dildo.
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Coming and Going on Facebook

We asked the 61% of Facebook users who have taken a break from using the site to tell us in their own words why they did so, and they mentioned a variety of reasons. The largest group (21%) said that their “Facebook vacation” was a result of being too busy with other demands or not having time to spend on the site. Others pointed toward a general lack of interest in the site itself (10% mentioned this in one way or another), an absence of compelling content (10%), excessive gossip or “drama” from their friends (9%), or concerns that they were spending too much time on the site and needed to take a break (8%).
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Why Facebook is bad and you should consider deleting your account

Learn why your favorite social network – Facebook – is actually bad. All the political and technical reasons you need to understand why you should consider deleting your Facebook account and how to do it.
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On leaving Facebook

Facebook has shown no respect for its users privacy. The site notoriously makes it difficult to understand who you are sharing what with, and has been known to reset privacy settings to defaults without notifying users. Defaults which share everything. Facebook tracks your usage of the web and knows pretty much everything else about your life. Facebook supports CISPA, and why wouldn’t they? It gives them a free pass to give your data to anyone. SOPA and PIPA didn’t. A service that knows everything about you, even things you don’t want it to, supports legislation that would allow it to give anyone that information without recourse – sounds great doesn’t it?
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Singer Chubby Checker sues HP over penis-measuring app

“This lawsuit is about preserving the integrity and legacy of a man who has spent years working hard at his musical craft and has earned the position of one of the greatest musical entertainers of all time,” said Gary. “We cannot sit idly and watch as technology giants or anyone else exploits the name or likeness of an innocent person with the goal of making millions of dollars,” he added. “The defendants have marketed Chubby Checker’s name on their product to gain a profit and this just isn’t right.” The “Chubby Checker” app, which appears on websites for Palm devices, claims to allow a person to determine a man’s penis size by using his shoe size.
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Suspected meth lab turns out to be sweet maple syrup

“I think my neighbors on their way to church see the buckets and stuff and think we’ve got a meth lab operation going on here. I just want to put their minds at ease, and let them know it’s maple syrup. And that they’re all welcome for pancakes if they want to come on over.”
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Barely Legal Aliens

  • Federal law enforcement and national security officials are preparing to seek sweeping new regulations for the Internet, arguing that their ability to wiretap criminal and terrorism suspects is “going dark” as people increasingly communicate online instead of by telephone. Essentially, officials want Congress to require all services that enable communications — including encrypted e-mail transmitters like BlackBerry, social networking Web sites like Facebook and software that allows direct “peer to peer” messaging like Skype — to be technically capable of complying if served with a wiretap order. The mandate would include being able to intercept and unscramble encrypted messages. The bill, which the Obama administration plans to submit to lawmakers next year, raises fresh questions about how to balance security needs with protecting privacy and fostering innovation. And because security services around the world face the same problem, it could set an example that is copied globally.
  • THE United Nations was set today to appoint an obscure Malaysian astrophysicist to act as Earths first contact for any aliens that may come visiting.
  • So here is my idea. Since we are too goddamn immature to legalize prostitution across the nation, I think every man and woman, at the age of 18, should be allotted a sex toy of their choosing. Butt plugs, vibrators, foot fifis, the choice is yours. Everyone gets one hour a day to fud themselves insane. Think of it as a relaxtion technique, just you and your toy for one hour, whipping yourself into a frenzy, thinking of whatever sick fucking fantasy gets you off, until you sexplode. Afterwards you won’t want to kill your children, you won’t feel like drinking yourself into a coma, you won’t be tempted to shoot your TV, Elvis style, and you will get some much needed exercise. It’s a win win for everyone.
  • This document collects reported cases where the anti-circumvention provisions of the DMCA have been invoked not against pirates, but against consumers, scientists, and legitimate competitors.
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  • “Disinformation”: is a preemptive dissemination of deliberately misleading information announced publicly or leaked by a government, intelligence agency, corporation or other entity to prevent a target audience from realizing accurate conclusions.
  • Indie ice cream pioneer Ben & Jerry’s will be dropping the phrase “All Natural” from some of its ice cream and frozen yogurt cartons, it announced today. The flavors containing alkalized cocoa, corn syrup, and partially hydrogenated soybean oil particularly irked the folks over at the Center for the Science in the Public Interest, who had asked the company to stop using “all natural” claims last month in a letter to parent company Unilever.
  • This is a censorship bill that runs roughshod over freedom of speech on the Internet. Free speech is vitally important to democracy, which is why the government is restricted from suppressing speech except in very specific, narrowly-tailored situations. But this bill is the polar opposite of narrow — not only in the broad way that it tries to define a site “dedicated to infringing activities,” but also in the solution that it tries to impose — a block on a whole domain, and not just the infringing part of the site.
  • He had admitted crimes beyond those of which he was suspected. His crimes included 20 rapes between 1995 and 2010 in Krefeld, Bonn, Düsseldorf, Cologne, Aachen, Venlo and Eupen, as well as more than 1,000 other sex crimes, most of which were indecent exposures with so-called “pity ploys” to lure women. This usually consisted of pretending that he could not move his arms. “He had lured women and asked them to help him urinate,” said Stickelbrock. “The majority of cases of sexual acts occurred this way.” State prosecutor Eberhard Harings said Jörg P. could not actually be tried for most of these cases because the woman had voluntarily participated, according to Bild.
  • Bagnes was arrested in May 2009 after he walked through a White City neighborhood, dropping fliers showing diaper-clad children on lawns. Two girls approached Bagnes to ask what he was doing and he lowered his pants to show them he had on an Elmo diaper.
  • The unidentified man followed two teen girls – 13 and 14 – into Pomeroy Park in Avondale around 4:30 p.m. and first exposed his penis to them before he began “simulating a sexual act with a large plastic dinosaur in the park,” according to a state police news release.
  • Betty James ordered a pair of sneakers online for one of her children from Finish Line Inc.’s website. She was stunned when she opened the box Tuesday and found marijuana wrapped in a cigar leaf, known as a blunt.
  • Three British Columbia men are facing charges after police say they drove their van, disguised as a school bus, from school to school in Alberta selling drugs.

    Mounties pulled over the van on Hwy. 63 near Wood Buffalo, Alta., after receiving several complaints that it had been visiting area schools.

    Inside the van, police found about marijuana, hashish oil, heroin, magic mushrooms, ecstasy tablets, and numerous items of drug paraphernalia.
    Thanks Patrick Nybakken.

  • A slight increase of heat in China’s Sichuan province made the local cats grow wing like structures.
  • A kitty in Chongqing, China, is getting some extra-special attention these days: The furry feline has developed wings! Though born looking completely normal, once the cat hit the age of 1, he began growing wing-shaped appendages on either side of his spine, the U.K.’s Daily Mail reports.
  • In the weeks after the April 20 Deepwater Horizon oil rig explosion, scientists surveying the surface near the drill site spotted relatively huge particles—several centimeters across—of sea snot. These particularly slimy flakes of “marine snow” are made up of tiny dead and living organic matter, according to Uta Passow, a biological oceanographer at the University of California, Santa Barbara. Tiny plants in the ocean called phytoplankton produce a mucus-like substance when stressed, and it’s possible that exposure to the Deepwater Horizon oil caused them to pump out more of the sticky stuff than usual. This abundance of “mucus” made the naturally occurring marine-snow particles—usually about a few millimeters wide—even stickier.
  • The owner of Segway died on Sunday riding one of his company’s electric scooters off a cliff and into a river.
  • Time dilation arises in two situations. In one case, time appears to move slower the closer you are to a massive object, such as the Earth. So a person hovering in a hot-air balloon, for example, actually ages faster than someone standing below. Time also ticks by faster for someone at rest relative to someone moving. Einstein dramatized this second strangeness with the twin paradox — one 25-year-old twin traveling in a rocket ship near the speed of light for what he perceives as a few months will return to Earth to find the other has reached middle age.
  • The Vantix biosensor, designed by Cambridge-based Universal Sensors is a quick, accurate, and inexpensive technology that can allegedly measure microscopic residue of marijuana and cocaine in saliva [mixture of water, protein, and salts that makes food easy to swallow; begins digestion] within a few minutes.
  • Seven elderly retired Air Force officers called a news conference at the National Press Club in Washington on Monday afternoon — covered, improbably, by CNN — to disclose that they witnessed the UFOs rendering U.S. nuclear missiles temporarily inoperable during the Cold War.
  • ✫ Lindsay Lohan drugs heroin syringe pictures

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The Kiss Of A Thousand Tongues

  • Eric Bishop and Justin Forcum managed a tricky escape from jail, stole a pickup truck and scored narcotics before getting nabbed as they tried to head back inside, according to police in McDonald County, MO. Of their alleged great escape and capture upon returning to a little hole they’d wormed out of only two hours previously, Undersheriff Bud Gow said, “”I really couldn’t believe it, I couldn’t believe they came back, you would think if you got out you’d stay out instead of trying to sneak back in.”
  • Danzig found out about the comic done by “art fraternity” Igloo Tornado in an interview with Decibel Magazine and expressed his displeasure, refusing to even look at the creation. Now, instead of turning tail and running, those pesky Igloo Tornado fellows created The Final Blow, a comic documenting what happened when the Decibel interviewer tried to show Danzig the collection, plus an imaginary scenario where their relationship is again misconstrued after the interviewer sees what looks like Danzig giving Rollins fellatio.
  • The Crazy Never Die was produced by the Mitchell Brothers. The Mitchell’s owned the infamous O’Farrell Theatre strip club in San Fransisco. They also produced the revolutionary, mainstream-porn hit Behind the Green Door. Thompson was a sometimes-doorman at the O’Farrell while he was researching his still-unpublished book, The Night Manager.
  • All my life I’ve heard Latin America described as a failed society (or collection of failed societies) because of its grotesque maldistribution of wealth. Peasants in rags beg for food outside the high walls of opulent villas, and so on. But according to the Central Intelligence Agency (whose patriotism I hesitate to question), income distribution in the United States is more unequal than in Guyana, Nicaragua, and Venezuela, and roughly on par with Uruguay, Argentina, and Ecuador. Income inequality is actually declining in Latin America even as it continues to increase in the United States. Economically speaking, the richest nation on earth is starting to resemble a banana republic. The main difference is that the United States is big enough to maintain geographic distance between the villa-dweller and the beggar.
  • Thanks Patrick Nybakken
  • tied and nailed her labia and nipples to slabs of wood; inserted a catheter into her urethra and clamped the cord to prevent urination for extended periods of time; bound and tied her naked to a wooden pony with an appendage inserted into her vagina or anus; strapped her down for hours at a time on a homemade device consisting of a plastic toolbox with a motor and a piston inside connected to a metal arm with a dildo attached; tied ball gags and leather hoods over her mouth, which interfered with her ability to see, speak and breathe; locked and handcuffed her naked in a dog cage, often suspending the cage in the air or attaching her sex organs to electrical devices while she was trapped in the cage; inserted a plug into her anus which he used to electrocute her and force water into her rectum; suffocated her to unconsciousness with ropes and plastic bags; waterboarded her; and performed abortions on her, using speculums, vacuums and clothes hangers to end pregnancies.
  • Taylor Momsen is allegedly obsessed with fire, leaving her The Pretty Reckless bandmates ‘stunned’ by her bad habit to set random objects alight.
  • At least one picture shows an American soldier apparently raping a female prisoner while another is said to show a male translator raping a male detainee. Further photographs are said to depict sexual assaults on prisoners with objects including a truncheon, wire and a phosphorescent tube. Another apparently shows a female prisoner having her clothing forcibly removed to expose her breasts.
  • “The Led Zeppelin show depends heavily on volume, repetition and drums. It bears some resemblance to the trance music found in Morocco, which is magical in origin and purpose–that is, concerned with the evocation and control of spiritual forces. In Morocco, musicians are also magicians. Gnaoua music is used to drive out evil spirits. The music of Joujouka evokes the God Pan, Pan God of Panic, representing the real magical forces that sweep away the spurious. It is to be remembered that the origin of all the arts–music, painting and writing–is magical and evocative; and that magic is always used to obtain some definite result. In the Led Zeppelin concert, the result aimed at would seem to be the creation of energy in the performers and in the audience. For such magic to succeed, it must tap the sources of magical energy, and this can be dangerous.”
  • As much as it would make cops’ jobs easier (and, judging from this episode, it needs to be as easy as possible for these idiots to get anything done) pedophiles have not collectively decided to brand themselves with a logo so we can easily identify them. Jesus, cops can be dumb.
  • “Maybe he ain’t see me in Haiti because he was too busy sniffing cocaine.”
  • Last weekend, Craigslist, the popular provider of Internet classified advertising, halted publication of its “adult services” section. The move followed criticism from law enforcement officials across the country who have accused the site of facilitating prostitution on a massive scale. Of course, selling sex is an old business — most say the oldest. But as the Craigslist controversy proves, it’s also one of the fastest changing. And as a result, most people’s perceptions of the sex trade are wildly out of date.
  • I admit I was unfamiliar with Operation Dark Heart, the new book by former Defense Intelligence Agency officer and retired army reservist Anthony Shaffer, until I I admit I was unfamiliar with Operation Dark Heart, the new book by former Defense Intelligence Agency officer and retired army reservist Anthony Shaffer, until I read about it in the Times last night. But now I can’t wait to get my hands on a copy—partly because it sounds like an interesting read (tagline: “spycraft and special ops on the frontlines of Afghanistan and the path to victory”) but mostly because the Pentagon does want me (or you) to get a look at what’s inside.
  • What’s hard to know, though, is “what aliens might actually be like,” says Hawking. Most aliens are probably not complex, but those that are intelligent could pose a danger to humanity, he says. In defiance of efforts to communicate with extraterrestrial beings, Hawking says that if intelligent life is out there, we shouldn’t try to contact it: We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn’t want to meet. I imagine they might exist in massive ships, having used up all the resources from their home planet. Such advanced aliens would perhaps become nomads, looking to conquer and colonise whatever planets they can reach.
  • The nine-year-old body of 9/11 conspiracy theories includes many improbable (and sometimes contradictory) claims, everything from remote-controlled planes flying into the World Trade Center, to a missile hitting the Pentagon, to mass kidnappings of air passengers. But a group of more than 1,200 architects and engineers is building what it hopes is a scientifically sound argument about one 9/11 claim: That the World Trade Center buildings were destroyed not by fires caused by the airplane collisions, but by a controlled demolition.
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SeMeN SPeRmS Links o’ Death Archive 6

Canadian drug victim sues dealer
Dolphin Gets Boner
Awesome! Roy Shildt, former World Record Holder Of Missile Command
Thnx Billoney
rape puppy in housing project
Go All The Way: Queen Deleona Balloon Stylee
Thnx Molly
Adult Breastfeeding
In responce to the 8 yr old breastfeeding clip
Thnx Billoney
How to Hack a Diebold Voting Machine
Thnx Emone
Corpse Wheeled to Check-Cashing Store Leads to 2 Arrests
Soon To Be A Major Motion Picture: Weekend At Bernie’s 3!
Thnx EMTV
Exploits Sneaker Culture
Thnx Jack Hanley
Muscle Woman Smaller Indian Dude
Thnx Booberry Billoney
High School.. “What’s Happening”
High School “Knuck if you Buck”
High School Band Knuck if U Buck
Hamburger Dress
Mouth Waterin’!
SiFeet Pussy Foot
Latest C-String Invisible panties
Gotti PANTSING GAME
Pantsed pictures
Snorting a Brain Chemical Could Replace Sleep
Study: Whites more likely to get narcotics in ER
Thnx ESPO
3D
Thnx Maryam Modarressi
Monkey
2 Head Snake
kız çarpılmış diyolar
child
Bolt!
Headbutt
Thnx Truett Dietz
Mike Tyson moments
Thnx Jake Hanly
80’s Lover – cb shaw
WTF?!
OK to be gay
Thnx Wade Oates
new03b.jpg (JPEG Image, 650×695 pixels)
thnx ESPO
Sergei’s Frankenstein Litter РExperiments in the Revival of Organisms
8.
perfect stewardess
heels on a train
This is the New Hollywood!
in the Train Prank
Hollywood celebrities all go anorexic turning absolutely flat
Private space companies start competing for cheaper tickets to the Moon
2014 Roundtrip Moon Ticket – $100 Million.
What’s up with the “cocaine mummies”?
The Weird Science Awards
Inside Norway’s ”Doomsday” Seed Vault
Scattered around the Spanish coastline, 700 shipwrecks lie laden with more gold and silver than in the vaults of the Bank of Spain
Active Reactor Radio Active watches Made in Japan.
I’m sure airport security will love this one
Arm-wrestling game recalled after players break arms
Weird Costume Men’s Underpants from Japan
Airmusician Air Guitar
Sushi-Rolling Machine
Reminds me of cigarette rollers
Sex in God’s Words by NaTaS
Biblical Sex Talk
Mystery container found on beach
Thnx David Canning
Pies
watered
-Lisa Soaking. Beakman World.
pie face
Allan Coe Anita Bryant
Bryant Pie in the Face
Pie in the Face
Classic custard pie in the face. Only REAL cream pies are used in my videos. No shaving cream.
Green Slime
shower
In The Face
girl gunged
Pools
at Mohegan Sun 2007
Escapes Major Injury in ATV Rollover
up, wazzup
The Webby Awards’ 12 Most Influential Online Videos of All Time
Obey Plagiarist Shepard Fairey
Throwbacks – Insane Collection of Vintage Spraypaint
T-Qualizer Shirt Flashing Shirt
Inside Skate – Upholstered Skateboard For Indoors
Pipeline Fish Tank
There’s graffiti, then there’s historic graffiti
Santa’s Crimes Against Humanity
Salvia Divinorum to become Schedule 1 drug this new year in Illinois
NPR : ‘Cocaine Shortage’ May Be a Myth
Thnx Petey
vs Duck Hunt
vs Contra
Godzilla doesn’t need 30 lives, HE ONLY NEEDS ONE TO KICK ASS!
Blingee.com SeMeN SPeRmS stamp
Haaah, check out Blingees made with my sperm gif!
Questionable Redecorating Tips & More From TONY’s Cheap Issue
“Sounds…delightful. What girl wouldn’t want “You Look Ugly” ground into her mirror and images of spermatozoids swimming over her ceiling and cabinents?”
Guitar Solo–Eddie Van Halen
Halen vs AC/DC
youths hit by heroin
Moms, don’t blow heroin smoke into yer kids mouths to calm them.
Burroughs in NIKE Air Max commercial
Pretty Gross
HEAD – Helpless – Live – 1980
the Animal Steel at the Zoo
Gene – Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo
midget
German Midget
Vs Shark
Bastard (1968) – Catchy Theme Song
РFiktivní výbuch atomové bomby v Krkonoších (Zprávy ČT24)
Hackers smuggle mushroom cloud into CT’s live broadcasting – Prague Daily Monitor – 18.06.2007
explosion Nükleer Felaket
Baby Jesus Gets GPS After Thefts
Busy Bank Robber at Fulton Mall Was Too Predictable, Police Say
For Orlando Taylor, a 26-year-old Brooklyn man who apparently had a strange attraction to a couple of bank branches at the bustling Fulton Mall, three times was a charm. So was the fourth time. But according to the police, when he returned on Tuesday to c
New Zealand toilet inventor flushes out worm worries
“She felt that the worms were being unfairly treated, being expected to deal with human faeces, and that it could affect them in a psychological way,”
Japan: It’s O.K. to Fire on Godzilla, Official Says РNew York Times
The Post-Apocalyptic Collection
Sneaky Drink a Beer Anywhere
Cheeta – Donate to or Purchase a Painting
He likes to paint and has developed a wonderful talent as an abstract artist trademarked as “Ape-stract.”
Cheeta the World’s Oldest Chimpanzee
Paintings by Chimpanzee Outsell Warhol, Renoir at Auction
NPR : No Chump Change for Chimp Art
Congo (chimpanzee)
Congo was the name of a chimpanzee who learned to paint on paper and canvas, under the aegis of zoologist, ethologist, and surrealist painter Desmond Morris. He was most productive in the late 1950s. His style has been identified with abstract impressioni
Helping Hands: Monkey Helpers for the Disabled
List of apes
The Craziest Kewpie Doll Ever! PQ Creepy Kewpie Doll (Gross Q)
Bowie Lollipop In Eye
A Subway Workers Legacy, in Art Form
Black Sabbath Riots: Milwaukee 1980
A-Ron Needs Interns
Bear-ly Legal
NSFW
The Bronze Pinball Machine with Woman Affixed Also
Foster Back Track – Stockings
Malone Trailer
Malone – Bad Guys
Dog
kid + Paintball + Temper = lolz
or Here’s an Old Man Talking About Sex
Service Saftey Video (WARNING: Little Disturbing)
Movies with Dyanne Thorne
Thnx EMone
Comedy Stylings of John Roberts – The Christmas Tree
Thnx Aviva Yael
Talons Make Me Horny – NSFW
Thnx Truett Dietz
Flaming Shot
Thnx Annette Bunny
Hatchet vs Genitals – NSFW
So Fuckin’ Wrong!
Thnx Roy Roy
flute plays O christmas tree
Thnx Tim Barber
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
IKE ‘BEATS’ TINA TO DEATH
Thnx Espo
How a pair got out of jail free
A Plague of rats hits Indian state
Team trailer (Jean-Claude Van Damme & Dennis Rodman)
FOR DEATH Mall Scene
Verg tearin up the set!
for Death trailer (Steven Seagal)
up empty fuel cans
The Top (trailer)
Your Consideration: Road House
Strutters’ Encounter with the Five-O
Pink Angels (trailer)
thnx Billoney
Suspected Mexican cannibal found dead in cell
Tijuana enclave feels sting of escalating border strife – Los Angeles Times
U.S. Border Patrol agents have battled rock-throwing attackers by launching pepper spray and tear gas into Mexican border neighborhoods
AK47 Paper Gun Model Kit
A gift for the person who has everything
The Kingdom Of Steel Manowar Online Store
The new MANOWAR condoms are the perfect romantic accessory for all true metal couples.
Giant rat found in ‘lost world’
Seen bigger in Chinatown!
Weird Vintage Japanese Model Kits
The Key to Reserva – Hitchcock X Scorsese
Thnx Jake Hanly
Sperm Tattoos
Gold Pill makes your poop glitter for $425
Thnx Billoney
Dana DeArmond x Johnny Ramone RIP
NSFW
McPiss
Some weird chick takes a piss on the floor of mcdonalds. Would you like fries with that!
Ass Police
German Shepherd in Police Uniform
NYC///POP LIFE///RYAN McGINLEY IN THE GUGGENHEIM SPIRAL…
WireImage: Listings
Artist A-Ron and Socialite Genevieve Jones
Lower East Side – Art – Holidays – New York Times
The Guggenheim’s Young Collectors Ball
Get Kicked To The Curb
Miss McDonald Zombie
Stewardess/Flight Attendant Uniform Collection
682 different stewardess uniforms from 301 airlines.
Custom Welding Helmets and Masks
Dirty Bastard – Drunken Freestyle Yo MTV Raps
Thnx Jake Hanly
Neckface – Features – Dazed Digital
Dolphin vagina
Explains Masturbation To Dj
Canoeist resurfaces five years on
Fire crew aid in penis operation
BBC NEWS | England | Devon | Flatulence ban for club pensioner
Thnx David Canning
Don’t Smoke Weed!
Thnx Jeff Henrikson
rap represented in mathematical charts and graphs
Thnx Jaylan Yolac
Soccer
Walk
Walk It Out!
Thnx EMone
New York in Black and White – Vintage NYC Photos
Blender skateboarding circa 1985
Thnx Jacob Korczynski
80 Blocks From Tiffany’s (Video Documentary) Now Online!
Dope!
Thnx Peter Sutherland
Student charged in museum bomb hoax granted bail
Dude, It’s Art!
Suck” by Jaw Knee & A-Ron
Thnx Wade Oates
Chimps beat humans in memory test
Thnx Bjarni Einarsson
Yo Dick – Acoustic Version
3D Thumbs. Hot Free 3D Porn Drawings. Free 3D TGP
NSFW
The Juvenile System Photo Gallery
The Spanking News -Employee strip-searched and spanked because of phone call
Girl Flashing In Subway Fast Food Restaurant
She Talks About Cheddar & Sour Cream Chips, Awesome! NSFW
3D rendedered hot sexy virtual girls
Pretty Kute ‘n Kreepy
Damme gets a boner!
T. Justice orders diablo sandwich
Lane Blacktop – I’M NOT INTO THAT!
Such A Good Scene!
LANE BLACKTOP (trailer)
Point (1971) – Trailer
Point – Primal Scream
Mondays – Performance – OSM live
Mondays Interview
Women Police Academy
Bad Bitches In Burquas
Baby Sissy Nappy Diaper Cover
Namath and Pantyhose
Young twins with ‘divine power’ lead guerrilla army
Old News But Crazy
Twins
The Tree Man
Dogg -Sensual seduction
Thnx Haley
Oscar De La Hoya Rocks the Fishnets
WTF Tadpole Molester
Fast Food: Ads vs. Reality
A History Of Racist Spokescharacters
Guy Hurls Plungers At People’s Backs
of East Harlem – Run Shaker Life (Soul to Soul)
Thnx Peter Sutherland
Dat Soulja Boy, Kids!
Yo Dick
Thnx ESPO!
The Apocalypses That Might Have Been
Suzanne G. – Giving Taste A Bad Name Since Kindergarten
Man gets probation for secret apartment at mall
RC Steam Powered Centipede
Clothing LED
Chris Gilmour – Cardboard Sculptures
J-Lo Picks A Winner…and Eats It!
superheros with down syndrome
Surfin Bird live 1978
Dies Irae – The Trip (1971)
CAN – Das Millionenspiel
The Inner Space (Can) – I’m Hiding My Nightingale
Chasses Bizarres
Gallery of Container Ship Accidents
Man cuts off his own arm
USERS ARE LOSERS!
FOOD COURT GOTH
U.S. prison system a costly and harmful failure: report
Hide your old pills in poop, government says
Are We Losing the Fight for Porn?
The uninvited guest: Chinese sub pops up in middle of U.S. Navy exercise, leaving military chiefs red-faced
Russia sect holes up in cave to await end of world
Vortex Vibrations Suction Vacuum Cleaner Vibrator
‘I gotta stay home and vacuum tonight’
Tie
G-Spot Amplification‚Ñ¢
Bus Shelter In Chelsea Is Defaced With Acid – New York Times
Councilman blasts graffiti class at Hostos Community College
Digital ‘smiley’ turns 25
🙂
Ave flashing gone wrong!
QUEEN PART2
thnx Flossy
– Crank that Soulja Boy
thnx EMone
Dildo Cart Ride
nsfw
Skateboardmom.com
SK8 MILFS! thnx Tim Barber
Los Angeles Prank Call
thnx Jake Hanly
Commercial
thnx Mats Hökdahl
!!!
Rate My Corpse Paint
HowTo: Bump Key
thnx Truett Dietz
D – Mantronix – UK Hip-Hop 101 ’87
Skeerd
The Order of Death Preview
Bohemian Club
Evil Reptilian Jinn living among us controlling institutions
DAVID ICKE: The Lizards and the Jews
Market Train
Thnx Steven Powers
A (Not So) Complete History of Celebrity Pot Smoking Photos
Frat House
thnx Billoney
Van Halen Jump Sounding Mad Fucked
thnx Fons.Ske
Farty Pants
NOT the scientology recruitment video ^o)
– O&A Fan-To Catch A Predator
big spider bite
“I think I’m gonna puke!” I agree!
To Catch a Sex Predator… Guy Passes Out!!!
Catch a Predator” Perv falls headfirst. New Jersey 2007
Kelly – Real Talk Behind the Scenes
“They don’t shit what we eat!”
METAL REMIX!
Be Ridin’ Spinnaz
BAD Trip Off Benadryl
– How to Make a Zine; Paper, Scissors, Pen – Rockin!
LAME!
BILLONEY.COM
Size DXM Extraction
is my only love.
extraction from tussin+(NOT tussin)
DXM Extractions
New Drug – Jenkem
Nu Rave!
on the News
Duuuude! Thnx Peter Sutherland
Chinatown Garbage Tour
Ripley’s Believe It or Not
On judge judy
on jerry springer
Puke-alicious
Survivor Duck: 15 Years and 17,000 Miles Later
American Civil Liberties Union : Combatting the Surveillance Industrial Complex
Point, Click… Eavesdrop: How the FBI Wiretap Net Operates
Dance Show Hot Dance Line
Brown judges 1972 Dance contest.
The Official Michael Caine Website
Graffiti : Ossario : Alexandre Orion
Urban Ecological Subversion: The Art of Guerilla Gardening in Public Spaces
Decency debate rages after Southwest shuns flier in skimpy attire
CBGB TO BE CHIC BOUTIQUE
You already know…
Download This: YouTube Phenom Has a Big Secret
All About Fakery…
Delphinus Delight
Dolphins Petition
Dolphin
Sex with Dolphins – “How To”, and a Personal Viewpoint…
Drifters – UP ON THE ROOF
“This video’s got it all – graff, soul, pigeons, rooftop action!” – Steven Powers
President Bush Gets His Watch Jacked
Man gets sick benefits for heavy metal addiction
Disney Animation Reuse
Hand Wound : Rattlesnake Bite
Meat Wigs
Kenadie Jourdin-Bromley’s Official Site
Mini Mixed Chocolate Human Brains Treats with Cherries (Mini brains, 12 pieces)
mymy what an ass
thnx jankins797
Bill on The Bible
thnx skoolz
skate. Manual Tutorial Featuring Jason Dill
Haaaah…creepy computer version of Dill
thnx annette bunny
Singing
LET A CRACKHEAD SING AT YOUR FUNERAL
thnx espo’s sister
The Secret Life of Howard Hughes
THE HUGHES LEGACY SCRAMBLE FOR THE BILLIONS – TIME
BRITNEY ALONE!
thnx mike troubleman
Tiger Pumping – Saline Men – Supersize Your Sac!
Yikes! NSFW
thnx truett dietz
With John – Episode One – Montauk with Jim Jarmusch
thnx truett dietz
Aron tricked us into being in this video…
thnx jen bucken
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
Israeli Neo-Nazi Cell Broken Up
thnx espo
sequenza del mattatoio
thnx clear john
Attack
thnx russell gordon
Navajo Crips
thnx mike troubleman
General Strike: 9/11/07
N.W.A. Clip
thnx espo
Walken’s Three Little Pigs
Kerouac Reads from On The Road
R. Kelly Trapped in the Closet Character Map
“It’s [Kelly’s] ability to weave the plight of modern man into larger-than-life characters and absurdist plots that points to a deeper, more literary genius. As Monteverdi is to opera, R. Kelly is to hip-hopera. I don’t think anyone would deny that.”
– E
Awesome Skate Tricks Video
Of Rodney Mullen
thnx mike troubleman
Poster Warning Police Brutality
Superfly Parts
5,100 Boy Scout leaders removed for abuse
In The Closet (Chapter 14)
In The Closet (Chapter 13)
R. Kelly Is Back!
Buyer pays $84,000 for skateboarding video
‘Corny’ thnx leo f
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
Car Chase – Italian Style
Rambo
Schwarzenegger kills people
– Fungi
Heads!
Accused Campground Peeper Tied To Tree
Wild Vervet Monkeys Wreak Havoc in Kenya
“The monkeys grab their breasts and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us ”
Catsuit & Rebreather
Police w/ Kanye West – Message in the Bottle
Kanye West…worst rapper ever?! You Decide…
Theme Song 1969
plays guns n roses – sweet child o’ mine!
Fetish
Ewwww…
Teen USA 2007 – South Carolina answers a question
Teens are our future.
thnx mike s
WTF??
Ron Mueck
Fresh Jugs – Thank the Milkman for those delicious Jugs!
Show Them To Me
Corny Horny Country Together With Titty Shot Movie Comp
Teaming Baroness
thnx fdg1977
Incense Medical Information
Liquid incense is sold on the Internet under a variety of brand names. It is usually described as a room deodorizer, despite being sold for other purposes. Liquid incense that is breathed in (inhaled) is called a “popper.”
pantyhose
leotard collection vol 1
Girl Fight
Kraftschlag – Klansman KKK Fucks FREEDOM OF SPEECH Amerikkka Red White & Blue Swastikas
‘Kraftschlag – Klansman Skinhead skinheads RAC 88…white power aryan race niggers interracial Hitler America right wing KKK Supremist WPWW 1488 MTV Nationalist 88 skinhead’ WTF FTW Shit Is Fucked
on Poppers
A mate of ours having a big sniff of poppers
Invasion
Poppers pumps up the party
poppers effect 2
V festival Poppers competition!
POPPERS THEN A BONG HIT
and poppers
experimenting with the song “Chocolate Rain”
how about experimenting puttin’ a loaded shotgun in yer fuckin’ mouth and pumpin’ the trigger, wigger!
SNOW (CHOCOLATE RAIN PARODY)
You Kill Yerself Tube
Rain McDonald’s Spot / Tay Zonday
Rain Sung By McGruff The Crime Dog
Rain 8Bit Remix
Rain” Original Song by Tay Zonday
Rush II
co worker sniffing gin
vs. Transvestite Basketball
You just don’t get entertainment like this in America.
thnx clear john
RUSH¬Æ Liquid Incense¬Æ World’s Best Selling Brand Liquid Aroma¬Æ
Pete Doherty’s Cats Test Positive for Cocaine
thnx steven powers
Gallardo with custom paint job
thnx jaydub
NMKY (Finnish YMCA cover)
Those Crazy Finns!
thnx fons ske
THE INDESTRUCTIBLE MAN
and Butthead on Letterman
Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
thnx david canning
“Weekly Review” Harper’s Magazine
R. Pufnstuf – Mechanical Boy.
Someone Needs To Do A Neu Rave Remix!
thnx fdg1977
Cookie Rapper
thnx barber tim
Cheerleader Brawl
Yesssssssss!
BEARFORCE1 — The first real ‘bearband’ of the world.
thnx bobby wham
Holy Shit! Too Gay For Work…
thnx bobby wham
‘Em!
thnx russell gordon
Gooden Strawberry Tyson
Memorial Diamonds created from a lock of hair or cremated remains / ashes / cremation
My relatives diamond is clearer than your relatives diamond, mines looks like Grey Goose, yers looks like urine, son!
thnx maxwell goldman
Vibrator robber jailed over raid
thnx david canning
wave pool in Tokyo. Where’s the water?
thnx tim artz
Real Doll Lovers
“Remember the iDollator community? You know, the dudes who have “relationships” with their Real Dolls? Well, here’s a short documentary about them. It’s very creepy, very scary, and very sad.”
thnx carlen altman
Mia Rose
World of Whorecraft, and why a poor whore got banned
thnx bret pittman
Poetry Slam Intro
Like, Woah!
: ŸÑÿπŸÜÿ™ ÿ®ÿ± ÿߟäŸÜ ŸàÿߟÑÿØŸäŸÜ – ŸàŸäÿØŸäŸà : – Lil’ Kid Smokes Opium
thnx annette n jr
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
I’m Really Jamaican
Ja’Fakin’ – thnx matt goias
Really Jamaican Remix
thnx matt goias
Raped By A Dolphin
TeddyFucker.com
NSFW
Trepanation – an alternative medicine approach towards mental well being
ITAG Trepan Trepanation
During the period from 2000 until 2004, ITAG’s focus was mainly on establishing relations with a medical facility that would provide elective trepanation services for individuals who wanted to be trepanned. Competent surgeons were found and a pilot study was instantiated. During those four years, fifteen volunteers were trepanned by an experienced surgeon. All surgeries were successful and there were no complications. All volunteers were satisfied with the results.
Trepanation Photos
Tesla’s Biography
Trepanation
Transatlantic Review Trepanation Interview – Bart Huges / Joe Mellen
SERGIO ARAGONES
Frogs
Surgically alters thumbs to better use iPhone
“The procedure involved making a small incision into both thumbs and shaving down the bones, followed by careful muscular alteration and modification of the fingernails.”
A/C Unit Keeps Car Cool
thnx orion bayo
White Rapper Wale Merriweather Wears Junkie Whammy
thnx jen bucken
Surprise Superhero Gay Time
thnx carlen altman
SKILLZ! Rock
To Punish Thai Police, a Hello Kitty Armband
Thnx Sarah18
Saw @ Stereo Mars sound PNP Rally 1986
Thnx Matt Goias
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
Exploring the Massive, Viscous Oil Blob That Lies Just Beneath the Streets of Greenpoint
Flashlight Weapon Makes Targets Throw Up
Distortrait
Sex Addicts Anonymous
Hills 90210 – Kelly’s Rape
when Dylan calls Kelly and tells her he wants to get high, she agree to meet him, when she gets out her car, she is followed into an alley, and gets beat up, and thrown onto a pile of garbage, then she is raped
Hospital – Luke Rapes Laura
In 1979 Luke raped Laura at the disco. Here are those famous scenes.
Girls – Nazi Pope
– Nazi Grindhouse Exploitation clip
Female Teen Employee Strip Searched And Molested In McDonalds
Osama’s Taliban Orgy
NSFW
TI dog
Cute or TOTALLY FUCKIN’ CREEPY?!
Disaster Strikes: Orchard Street Destroyed!
Kings Highway Subway Station
World Naked Bike Race
The Smoking Museum
Employee Video – Grill SKILLZ! Rap
Cookin’: The Farmhouse Sandwhich
Injuries Test
I’m SORRY…It does get worse…
Ground Final Scene
It doesn’t get worse than this…
Ground Trailer
I saw this film stoned in a texas drive-in when i was 16
Dad shaped mango like a VagINA!
Sexy Robots
thnx tim barber
PICTURE NY Petition
dancing
FACE!!!!
Custom Figures
McDonald’s Daughter
McDonalds Commercial – Creeepy!
tupacisme69
to Make a New York Egg Cream
EVOLUTION OF M.J. by CB – THE ETCH A SKETCH MAN
thnx froglegsfordinner
Jon & the East Side Boyz – “The Nigger Counter” (132x)
Call me Whitey, Nigger
Remember the 90’s??
or Nigga ?
– The KKK took my baby away LIVE in Sweden
YouTube Sucks
and Wildboy TV intro (1977)
Killing Of America
Thnx John Carchietta
Lizzy – Bad Reputation at the Sydney Opera House 1978
Lizzy – Bad Reputation
Thnx Nick Kokkinis
Third Nipple Peirced
Thnx Orion Bayo
Boyfriend pillow for Japan singles
US cat ‘predicts patient deaths’
Thnx David Canning
Vandals”
Fun or Dumb? The Problem of Vandalism
FUN!
Dropout (Part 1) / Why Teenagers Drop Out Of High School
Thnx Frogslegsfordinner
Original full-size Johnny Five robot from Short Circuit – (item 230155438774 end time Aug-03-07 18:00:00 PDT)
Thnx Eddie Perez
Skull-A-Day
Gimme Octopus 1
Plays Pac-Man
cereal commercial (early 80’s)
1999 Sci Fi Tv Intro 1srt Season episode
Electric Company – Poison
Yuk Commercial
Manhattan Trailer
Thnx John Carchietta
Residents – Renaldo and the Loaf – Songs For Swinging Larvae
The Fantastic Foreskin
Circumcised men are employing weights and pulleys to cover themselves back up
Ricky – Late Night Special
WTF?!
Killers (1973) – Trailer
These guys have a message for the cops… and it ain’t Happy Birthday.
birthing Video
pipa – Surinam Toad w/ eggs
pipa – Surinam Toad Babies Emerging
www.sleepassault.com
Hot Teen Sleepy Heads. NSFW!
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
– Philipino Inmate Version
1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines at practice! Thnx Peter Sutherland.
Robert Reed – Champagne OK
Spot The Fake Smile
Thnx Tim Barber
Blood Puddle Pillows
Largest Man Meets Smallest Man
Hell on Earth: The never before seen colour photographs of the bloody battle of Passchendaele | the Daily Mail
Alpha the Robot Meets Zorine, Queen of the Nudists
Dolphin voyeurs kill the mood for saucy submariners
De France 2007 – Dog Accident
Oh Man! Thnx Peter Sutherland.
A-Ron Featured in I-D
Flamethrower Goes Bad
“We made us a Supersoaker flamethrower but it went wrong.”
a super-soaker at -45F
Flamethrower
To Paint With a Fire Extinguisher
of the Body Snatchers Dog Scene
Replaced With Pods
and Gentleman, I Give You Ghetto-Man!
Thnx Espo
Monkeys
Thnx Tim Barber!
L.E.FUCKIN.S
Inversion
Little Girl Allegedly Taped ‘Rolling’ on Ecstasy
Beware of Tainted Toothpaste
Gothamist Labs: Map
New York City pays $29,000 for arresting topless woman
Ugly Outfits New York
Steve Kurtz, artist or terrorist?
Another, more whimsical project that Kurtz showcased at the conference in Amsterdam was called Cult of the New Eve (CONE). It consisted of a mock religion that practiced “molecular cannibalism” by inviting people to eat bread and drink beer containing
Memetic Engineering
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
Severed Thumb
Head between two asses
Welch (Shower Scene)
10 Top Ways To Spot A Ladyboy Katoey In Thailand
How do I get blood out of denim?
1976 – Best/worst moments
Erotic life cast sculpture studio
Barbarian Princess
RoboSapien Sex
Emeraald Mask
Striped Tights Fetish Blog
semensperms
SeMeN SPeRmS
SeMeN IRAK
Extreme Wheelchair Riding
break dance
MyDeathSpace.com
Priest’s Murder Posted On YouTube
Brooklyn Banks 2005
No Aaron / No NYC
Johnson Smith’s Fun Catalog 1979
Vinyl Data
“That’s right: there were a handful of records released in the late 70’s and early 80’s that contained computer programs as part of the audio. This is totally insane, and totally great.”
A Walk in the Valley of the Uncanny
Flower Communicator Hanakotoba – Listen to your plants!
Japanese beer for children
Dante’s Inferno – A Virtual Tour of Hell
Exploring the Mind-Body Orgasm
Now, self-healing materials can mimic human skin, healing again and again
Public donates to UW scientist to fund backward-in-time research
Plants recognize their siblings, biologists discover
THE STARCHILD SKULL: Deformed Human or Human-Alien Hybrid?
Cosplayers and Robots Dancing in the Streets
Asahi Robocco BeerBot (Beer pouring robot)
UFO Area: Man Has Green Blood
Antique And Vintage Tattooed Nudes
eBay: NECKFACE TRASH CANS RARE NO RESERVE AUTHENTIC BANKSY
Revs
Squirrel goes on rampage, injures 3
‘Cream of Wheat’ man gets grave marker
Toddler served margarita in a sippy cup
Wasting away in Margaritaville
in the Closet 12
in the Closet 11
In The Closet Part 10
In The Closet Part 9
in the Closet (Part 8)
in the closet Part 7
in the Closet (Parts 5 and 6)
in the Closet 1-5
Time Out New York: How to: Redo your loo
LIKE A CHOLO
One of those Worst and Best moments
Turbo II, Junkyard Boogaloo
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
OFFSHORE RADIO IN 60’S UK
CAROLINE
Redding – Satisfaction (Live)
to play “Saturday In The Park”
– Over Under Sideways Down
Faces – All Or Nothing
From a Documentary called My Generation
Troubled clown hopes for second chance
Markham, the Suffolk resident whose alter ego is Spunky the Clown, was arrested May 6 and charged with attempting to smuggle marijuana to an inmate at the Greensville Correctional Center
Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A ‘Gay Bomb’
Ja on WNYU (old Dj eclipse show)
Rack Lo Interview
Big Pile of Naked Page 3 Girls
eBay: GIL HIBBEN~ALIEN~CUSTOM ULTRA RARE~MASTERPICE~UNIQUE
Two of these and you’re good!
eBay: 1970-76 New Jersey MUG SHOT Biker Gang Book
“Motorcity Competition Regular Skaters of the 1970’s”
Orchard Street Bootleg Mini-Mall Pictures
VintageGirlwatchers.com
Pictures of Joyce DeWitt from “Three’s Company”
Hanna-Barbera Land
just another lost dream
The Great Crush Collision
Apparently bored in 1896, Texas railroad agent William G. Crush decided to make his own fun. He got two train engines, painted one green and one red, and set them at opposite ends of a two-mile track. Then he sent them toward each other at 45 mph
School Yearbook Features Kids Doing Drugs
Weasel Coffee
Delicious coffee regurgitated by weasels
DaM-Hobos
OMG NSFW Hobo Porn!
Hasselhoff Eats A Burger While Drunk (Full Version)
Burger ‘n Muffintop
The Dishonor Roll – Women Arrested for Indecent Behavior With Kids
Accused Female Pedophiles, Molesters and Sex Offenders…There’s some hot ones!
Fart Combat
GIRLS
girls fart
Drop
It’s a brand new dance that’s goin’ around
Now That’s What I Call a Security Camera!
The Bad Old Days
Thnx Booberry Bill
Cocaine energy drink pulled from shelves
…because it SUCKS!
Cheetos Lip Balm
Quick vibrating lock pick – How To
Naughty Kid Skirt Lifting
Ye Olde Metal Days – a photoset on Flickr
More Unkempt Hair Farmers
Brazilian Wax Video
What PJ Needs!
PJ Harvey Hairy Upskirt
Woof!
Chinese Boy With an Extraordinarily Big Head
You Ovenhead!
Hawking Zero-G
Awesome!!!
Stone has “white hair”
Not A Rolling Stone
Vision
IRAK! IRAK! IRAK!
Infomercial
IRAK! IRAK! IRAK!
Bud Bundy Busted 4 Bud
Guy Peellaert
N.M. Tech takes lime green toilet off clock tower
Man Posed As Leukemia Boy to Get Child Porn
“My love of my life turned out to be a 30-year-old pedophile.”
DISSECTION Frontman Shot Himself In Head As Part Of Ritual Suicide
“I’m going away for a long, long time. I’m going to Transylvania.”
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
SeMeN SPeRmS x Claw Money Skateboard in Nylon
Crazy Interactive Instrument
aaron bondaroff – Razor Apple
Style Q&A: Aaron Bondaroff
The Brand Underground – New York Times
STUSSY WORLD TOUR aNYthing
cycling in kneesocks
Christina Aguilera and Donald Duck love boobies!
Stacy Keibler Gets Her Skirt Pulled Off Video
Don Bolles of the Germs busted for Dr. Bronners soap
Boy, 7, Finds Crack Cocaine in Pocket
Sharking Galore – Japanese Underwear Shark
More Top Sharking
More Sharking
Japanese Sharking
European Sharking
“>European Sharking
Franciszek Starowieyski Posters
Breast Health Slideshow
The Faustian Bargain of The LES Hipster
Cover Art Artist Gallery #1: Marcus Keef (photographer)
GAL’S GROWL: HEAR ME ROAR
“I’m not a woman!” a fist-swinging lesbian shouted as she and her six girlfriends jumped the terrified man who had dared to flirt with them
CITY COMMISH SLAMS RISE IN PARK GRAFFITI
“…but you can see the price society pays when people decide it’s OK to do graffiti,” a peeved Commissioner Adrian Benepe told lawmakers at the City Council.”
LOWER EAST SLIDE – A HIP ENCLAVE, CLUBBED TO DEATH
“…and Kid America, who’s not really famous for anything but has been on the scene forever and could conceivably be 45.”
Exploding iPod Art
All about Jay Maynard, the TRON Guy
Looks like the ‘Where’s My Stapler?’ dude from Office Space in some Hott CosPlay Action!
Animated Atari Pong T-Shirt
The Voynich Manuscript
Codex Seraphinianus, by Luigi Serafini – 1983
The Codex Seraphinianus is unique in placing its invented world centre stage and, even more uniquely, purporting to be a product of that world itself.
Codex Seraphinianus
More Backstory
Haaaah!
Graffiti Artist Claw Money Cashes in Her Street Cred
70’s Van Advertisements
Cinesex gallery of porn posters
– Autobahn
Jan Lenica – Polish Posters
SKATEBOARD KINGS 1978 – a British documentary crew comes to DogTown
1929 Johnson Smith Novelty Catalogue
Titty Puppetry
Cosplay Flashmob Dancers Dispursed By The Man
Cellular automata video synthesizer kit
Things Computers Can Do in Movies
The times they are a’changin’?
the history and psychology of the heckler
Mammatus, Lenticular & Other Extreme Clouds
Semz
Advice for Graffiti Writers
NYPD Intelligence Op Targets Dot-Matrix Graffiti Bike
Autograf: SEMZ
RIP
S.F. Live Masturbate-a-Thon Scheduled May 26
Mystery cat takes regular bus to the shops
Arirang Festival
“Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
Racial slur on sofa label stuns family
USC Bare Ass
SeMeN SPeRmS SKaTeBoArD TeAm CaPTaiN
Peak Hill Climb Peugeot 405 T16
Thnx Peter Sutherland
Panda Porn
Principal Sues Over Fake MySpace Profile
Gotta love the smell of chrome paint!
‘Freddy Krueger’ attacker jailed
A man obsessed with the horror film character Freddie Krueger used a home-made bladed glove to slash his sleeping friend.
Craigslist ad leads to trashed home
School principal sues students over parody MySpace profile
A school principal sued four former students who he claims posted parody MySpace.com profiles saying he smoked pot, kept beer at school and liked having sex with students.
Lawmaker wants baking soda to be sold behind counter
Million Dollar Man “The Secret of Bigfoot”
Marijuana’s Key Ingredient Might Fight Alzheimer’s
MANGROOMER Do-It-Yourself Electric Back Hair Shaver
Art of the Shock-tail
the mixologists at the Double Down Saloon in Las Vegas keep an unmarked bottle of vodka in which float several slices of bacon.
Man Invents Musical Condoms
Uncle Oinker’s Gummy Bacon
Museum of bad album covers: the worst album covers ever!
Bacon Air Freshener
Celebrities Eating Dot Com
Houdini Revealed
Computing Photographic Forgeries
What’s it like to get a needle in the eyeball?
‘I’m the last crazy artist’ – Alejandro Jodorowsky
Yikes! It’s The Tiger Fish!
Hand Wound Monday: Recluse Spider Part 2 of 6
KKK Beauty Pageant

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