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Who told you those frayed bottom high water jeans look good?!

Who told you those frayed bottom high water jeans look good?! #BonerKillingPants #FashionVictim #CueDuelingBanjos

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Happy 75th Birthday LSD!
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Meet the Grand Master of Meth, Dennis Morrow
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“Every homeless person has like three scooters now. They take the brains out, the logos off and they literally hotwire it.” https://t.co/utLc2qMTzY

A Florida Man Faces Prison for Making Gold Grills Without a License
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Black rapper’s ‘hang white people’ video triggers meltdown in France
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Young Thug Plays Basketball While Wearing in a Skirt
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all the drugs
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Puppy Cuteness Is Perfectly Timed to Manipulate Humans
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What the hell?!
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RIP Playboy Maurizio Zanfanti, 63, who slept with 6,000 women dies having sex with 23-year-old tourist Fabio meets David Lee Roth lookin’ motherfucker https://t.co/rFtj4ASL3C

That new facebook friend? Could be an undercover cop…
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Art experts say iconic Banksy painting Girl with Balloon that shredded is now worth DOUBLE
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‘Cannibal wife’ suspected of eating up to 30 people 😋🍴
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LaCroix lawsuit claims sparkling water includes cockroach insecticide https://t.co/vrlJHgI42p

Minnesota Residents Call Police On Rowdy Drunk Birds
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Paul McCartney Smoked the Strongest Weed of His Life With Fela Kuti
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Instagram has a drug problem. Its algorithms make it worse #oxy #percocet #painkillers #painpills #oxycontin… https://t.co/75uGpiGK91

Defcon Voting Village report shows that hacking voting machines takes less time than voting
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Daft Punk and The Weeknd are being sued for alleged plagiarism on Starboy
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Anti ‘manspreading’ campaign on Russian trains sees female law student spray BLEACH onto crotches of offenders
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UPDATE: It’s Russian Anti-Feminist Propaganda

Distracted Boyfriend meme is sexist, rules Swedish ad watchdog
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“Satanic Cult Awareness” Training Guide (1988) from the archives of the U.S. Department of Justice
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I’ve always said that ‘Street Art is the tool of the gentrifier’, now I have a new term for it: ‘Artwashing’
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Chinatown Locals ‘Erase the Hate’ of Insensitive Gate Murals
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Miles Davis’ yellow Ferrari is up for sale on eBay
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Vaping While Black in NYC Gets You a Night in Jail
“‘THC oil’ is classified as a controlled substance in NY law. So… https://t.co/FnigEPiLFB

Models With Three Breasts Walk the Runway at Milan Fashion Week
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Authorities Warn About Pedophiles Using Fortnite To Groom Children https://t.co/euZA0j2DAW

Evolution of Lil Wayne’s BALD Dreadlocks (2002 – 2017) feat. Moldy Braidlocks
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Young Dolph Brags That He “Got Some Head When I Was Six” on new song https://t.co/hzckdll8GS

Huge marijuana bundles are washing up on Florida beaches after hurricane Florence, and swimmers are fighting over them https://t.co/kbAhtPvE1M

David Lee Roth and Ozzy Osbourne’s insane ‘cocaine challenge’ of 1978
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Inspired by ‘They Live,’ these glasses block screens
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America’s Most Drunkest
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Man who posed as a housewife pleads guilty to making secret sex tapes with 150 men
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Beyoncé’s Former Drummer Claims Singer Molested Her with ‘Dark Magic’ ‘Extreme Witchcraft’
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‘Pimples are in’
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‘Urban Struggle’: Classic documentary on Black Flag and the Orange County punk scene
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AMERICAN REMAINS Art Opening January 31 SeMeN SPeRmS & Nick Stewart

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AMERICAN REMAINS

Opening Reception: Saturday, January 31st from 6:00 pm – 9:00 pm

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The salon at automatic sweat is pleased to announce American Remains, an exhibition of sculptures and installations by SeMeN SPeRmS and Nick Stewart.

The exhibition presents a collection of artifacts from a proposed mythology that straddles the indistinct line between American history and rural legend. Inspired by the decrepit highway-side nowhere towns of the southwest, the works offer warped satellite dishes and abandoned single-wide trailers as the weathered remnants of westward expansion. These ubiquitous emblems of a proud historical narrative about a prosperous America are presented alongside idiosyncratic icons of contemporary desert folklore, characterized by supernatural suspicion, eerie phenomena and UFO sightings.

Nick Stewart’s objects seek to excavate desert myth in the form of mutilated cattle hides shaped into six-pack-rings, which have been branded with a design that evokes both astral patterns and the corporate logo of an automobile manufacturer. Familiar objects such as a dented street lamp are distorted into paranormal forms, while satellite dishes specked with metal lesions , assume a watchful, almost anthropomorphic presence.

SeMeN SPeRmS sculptures reconstruct and reframe the desolate desert scape from a distance, dwarfing its earthly immensity and depriving it of anthropological context until the barren topography starts to seem post-apocalyptic, if not entirely lunar. The homespun style of his miniatures elude to a tradition of model hobbyists, while the bleak content matter disturbs the quaint escapism of toy model sets. The artists’ American desert is not an open expanse of freedom shaped by the antiquated tale of manifest destiny, but instead a barren celestial surface, a post-apocalyptic wasteland and government test-site.

American Remains considers the place of this contemporary American folklore within the historical narrative of the nation, forcing questions about the filters that parse national fact from fiction, Roswellian syndrome from national heritage. In this exhibit, the patriotic voices of the founding fathers are forced into direct dialogue with desert dwelling lunatics preaching about crop circles from the pages of the national enquirer. It is both a history text book and a camp fire story; a CNN headline and a wives tale muttered by the town drunk from his bar stool pedestal.
written by Claire Bargout

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One Too Many!

One Too Many

Woman Who Claimed To Have Surgery To Add Third Breast Exposed As Hoaxer
tampa.cbslocal.com/2014/09/23/wom…

Meet the amazing TRIPLE-BREASTED woman who spent £12,000 on getting third boob
mirror.co.uk/news/world-new…

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Chick With 3 Tits x Radiohead

What Does Human Meat Taste Like?
independent.co.uk/life-style/foo…

‘Cycle Slut’ Barbra Streisand Gets Naughty In BDSM Photoshoot, 1970
dangerousminds.net/comments/barbr…

Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome:
Wisconsin Man Suffers 100 Unwanted Orgasms A Day
chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/09/23/wis…

Masturbating Passenger Forces Plane to Land in Nebraska
nbclosangeles.com/news/californi…

Horny Man With No Shame Rubs One Out on the M Train
gawker.com/horny-man-with…

10,000 American Toddlers now Taking Amphetamine Based ADHD Drugs
thedailysheeple.com/10000-american…

‘I Was A Schoolgirl By Day And Sex Slave At Night’: Victim Of Satanic Sex Cult Speaks Out
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/i…

High on PCP, Jersey City man locked himself in kindergarten bathroom
nj.com/hudson/index.s…

The Crumbling and Abandoned Remains of Italy’s Once-Grand Discotheques
slate.com/blogs/behold/2…

Popemobile Used to Smuggle Coke and Weed
hightimes.com/read/popemobil…

Cambodia Buddhist ‘Meth Monks’ Arrested for Smoking Ice in Pagoda Room
ibtimes.co.uk/cambodia-buddh…

How Instagram Drug Deals Go Undetected
venturebeat.com/2014/09/11/how…

Oh Hey, It’s a Condom Cookbook
kotaku.com/oh-hey-its-a-c…

Man With No Medical Credentials Accused Of Illegally Operating Drug Rehab Centers In 3 States
wmbfnews.com/story/26561994…

4chan Users Are Trying to Spread Ebola Lies in West Africa #EbolaChan
vocativ.com/world/nigeria-…

The Dark Web Gets Darker With Rise of the ‘Evolution’ Drug Market
wired.com/2014/09/dark-w…

Grandmother Who Once Despised Profanity Can’t Stop Swearing Following A Stroke
metro.co.uk/2014/09/24/gra…

GRAND THEFT AUTO: ISIS?
firstlook.org/theintercept/2…

Metadata Reveals A Lot More About Your Life Than You Think
whitehousewhispers.com/your-smartphon…

Smartphones Are Used To Stalk, Control Domestic Abuse Victims
npr.org/blogs/alltechc…

The myths (and realities) of synthetic bioweapons
thebulletin.org/myths-and-real…

Footage Of Sovereign Citizen’s ‘Full-Frontal Assault’ On Cumming, Georgia Courthouse Released
policeone.com/officer-shooti…

Caffeine Powder Raises Overdose Concerns
cincinnati.com/story/news/201…

In Pennsylvania, Heroin Easier To Get Than Wine, Cheaper Than Beer
reuters.com/article/2014/0…

Teenager Busted For Rubbing His Testicles On Patron’s Pizza
thesmokinggun.com/documents/teen…

Chinese Restaurant Admits To Selling ‘Opium-Laced Noodles’
theweek.com/speedreads/ind…

The McDonald’s Cocaine Spoon Fiasco
priceonomics.com/the-mcdonalds-…

Man-Eating Leopard Preys On Drunk Villagers Walking Home From Booze Sessions
mirror.co.uk/news/world-new…

Science Says The Universe Could Be A Hologram, A Computer Program, A Black Hole Or A Bubble
smithsonianmag.com/science/what-u…

A Gentleman’s Guide To Sex In Prison
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New ‘Facebook for Rich People’ Costs Just $9,000 to Join
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A Whole Chicken in a Can (Bon Appétit)
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Robosexual

Terminator

By 2025, ‘sexbots will be commonplace’
extremetech.com/extreme/188047…

Ohio Morgue Attendant Admits To Having Sex With Corpses While Drunk & High On Crack
theweek.com/speedreads/ind…

SEX AND AFFECTION 1974 Sex Positive Educational Comic
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Woman Tried To Poison Roommates After They Caught Her Having Sex With Dogs
rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/15/…

Houston woman named Teddy Bear Paradise pleads guilty to threatening to kill Obama
rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/15/…

Atlanta Woman High On Synthetic Weed Steals And Crashes Police Car
wsbtv.com/news/news/loca…

The REAL ISSUE Behind the Ferguson, Missouri Police Response
Protest Is Treated As Terrorism In America Today
washingtonsblog.com/2014/08/real-i…

A woman with 1.7 kilos of cocaine hidden in her breast implants was arrested at Madrid airport
thelocal.es/20140815/venez…

The Chinese cult that kills ‘demons’ (in McDonalds)
bbc.com/news/world-asi…

Cel-Shaded Jeans Make You Look Like A Cartoon Come To Life
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You can watch an ‘unaltered’ Despecialized Edition of Star Wars in HD today, if you bend the law
polygon.com/2014/8/18/6030…

REVS Scratchiti
whatyouwrite.com/2014/08/05/rev…

Request to Enact a Law including Sasquatch / Bigfoots to the Endangered Species list.
change.org/petitions/pres…

Cops ‘left mom’s sex toys’ in 5-year-old daughter’s bedroom
nypost.com/2014/08/16/cop…

Kenner’s 18 Inch Alien Commercial (1979)

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