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  • The analysis performed in this study finds that indoor Cannabis production results in energy expenditures of $5 billion each year, with electricity use equivalent to that of 2 million average U.S. homes. This corresponds to 1% of national electricity consumption or 2% of that in households. The yearly greenhouse-gas pollution (carbon dioxide, CO2 ) from the electricity plus associated transportation fuels equals that of 3 million cars. Energy costs constitute a quarter of wholesale value.
  • The experience of “Artificial Telepathy” is really not that extraordinary. It’s as simple as receiving a cell-phone call in one’s head.Indeed, most of the technology involved is exactly identical to that of cell-phone technology. Satellites link the sender and the receiver. A computer “multiplexer” routes the voice signal of the sender through microwave towers to a very specifically defined location or cell. The “receiver” is located and tracked with pinpoint accuracy, to within a few feet of actual location. But the receiver is not a cell phone. It’s a human brain.

  • An anonymous painter in Japan at the weekend added an image of the stricken Fukushima atomic plant to a public mural about the horrors of a nuclear explosion by the late abstract master Taro Okamoto.The clandestine add-on image — painted in a style mimicking that of Okamoto’s “Myth of Tomorrow” on display at a busy Tokyo train station — created a stir on Twitter before police took it down Sunday evening.

    The small wooden panel — which shows black smoke billowing from reactor buildings resembling those at Fukushima — was attached to the wall without causing damage to the original 30-metre (100-foot) long wall painting.

  • Osama bin Laden, who was killed in Pakistan on Sunday, was a son of the Saudi elite whose radical, violent campaign to recreate a seventh-century Muslim empire redefined the threat of terrorism for the 21st century.
    With the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon on Sept. 11, 2001, bin Laden was elevated to the realm of evil in the American imagination once reserved for dictators like Hitler and Stalin. He was a new national enemy, his face on wanted posters, gloating on videotape, taunting the United States and Western civilization.“Do you want bin Laden dead?” a reporter asked President George W. Bush six days after the Sept. 11 attacks. 

    “I want him — I want justice,” the president answered. “And there’s an old poster out West, as I recall, that said, ‘Wanted: Dead or Alive.’ ”

  • Factories making sought-after Apple iPads and iPhones in China are forcing staff to sign pledges not to commit suicide, an investigation has revealed.At least 14 workers at Foxconn factories in China have killed themselves in the last 16 months as a result of horrendous working conditions.

    Many more are believed to have either survived attempts or been stopped before trying at the Apple supplier’s plants in Chengdu or Shenzen.

  • Al-Qaeda terrorists have threatened to unleash a “nuclear hellstorm” on the West if their leader and world’s most wanted terrorist Osama bin Laden is nabbed.A senior al-Qaeda commander has claimed that the terror group has stashed away a nuclear bomb in Europe which will be detonated if bin Laden is ever caught or assassinated, according to new top secret files made public by internet whistleblower WikiLeaks.

    The documents are secret details of the background to the capture of each of the 780 people held at or have passed through the Guantanamo Bay detention camp in Cuba, along with their medical condition and the information they have provided during interrogations.

  • Cocaine’s reputation as a safe drug at middle-class dinner parties is to be examined by the Government’s drugs advisers.Professor Les Iversen said the year-long review will look at the harms posed by the growing popularity of cocaine, but added there are no plans to consider changing its illegal class A status.

    The review follows concerns over a three-fold rise in the number of cocaine users over the last 10 years and “a popular misconception, at least as far as powder cocaine is concerned at middle-class dinner parties, (that) it’s a safe drug”, Prof Iversen said.

  • Automata were… theologically and culturally familiar, things with which one could be on easy terms. They were funny, sometimes bawdy, and they were everywhere… Mechanical devils were…rife. Poised in sacristies, they made horrible faces, howled and stuck out their tongues to instill fear in the hearts of sinners. The Satan-machines rolled their eyes and flailed their arms and wings; some even had moveable horns and crowns. A muscular, crank-operated devil with sharply pointed ears and wild eyes remains in residence at the Castello Sforzesco in Milan.
  • The global drugs trade run by many factions of the global intelligence community co-operating together (MI6, CIA, MOSSAD etc) is worth at least £500 billion a year. This is more than the global oil trade. MI6 control many of the other intelligence agencies in the world. MI6 created the CIA in 1947 and still control them today.This ‘black ops’ drug money or in classic Orwellian terms, MI6/CIA ’non-appropriated funds’ is being used to fund government and military projects classified ‘Above top secret’.These operations include a huge worldwide UFO cover up and the building and maintaining of
    deep underground military bases (D.U.M.B.S).
  • These inadvertently erotic billboards spotted outside various places of worship look like the work of some extremely naive — or severely repressed — church employees. Luckily, those of us who’ve already double-stamped our tickets to Hell are physically incapable of overlooking a dick joke.
  • It’s a site not often seen; the Wolf River and Nonconnah Creek are flowing backwards. The swelling river cannot take on much more water.Gene Rench with the National Weather Service said all eyes are on the Mississippi. The tributaries flowing backwards are a big problem for the adjacent communities.

    “Right now the Mississippi river is in the process of going through what we call an epic flood, meaning it’s more than historic, it’s more than a 100 year flood, it’s more like a 500 year flood,” he said. “We could flood many homes, businesses, close down factories, people could drown.”

  • A wardrobe malfunction made a beer heist go bust
  • The ministry says breast milk samples from a mother in Iwaki City of Fukushima Prefecture contained 3.5 becquerels of radioactive iodine per kilogram and 2.4 becquerels of radioactive cesium per kilogram.

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End Times

  • When we say that today’s rapidly changing technology is set to transform the way we live in unimaginable ways, we should remember that people thought much the same thing in earlier centuries – whether in the time of the clockwork revolution in the eighteenth century or as a result of the scientific advances of the Industrial Revolution in the Victorian era.
  • Two days before Christmas, the alleged smuggler apparently thought Easter eggs would be the perfect ploy to conceal 14 pounds of cocaine.It didn’t work.

    U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers sensed something was a little off with candy for the wrong holiday, a spokeswoman said.

    “That’s certainly an anomaly, isn’t it? They’re trained to detect anomalies in all kinds of situations,” said Lee Harty, a spokeswoman for U.S. Customs and Border Protection. “It’s an unusual concealment method — at least for this time of year. Maybe not for spring.”

  • A 16-year-old boy landed in the city lock-up after a Yuletide offering sent him into a rage. He hurled a humidifier across a room, breaking the device. He then smashed his hand into a large mirror, causing it to shatter into jagged pieces.It was around 8 a.m., and the teen had just opened a gift that he didn’t like, Jamestown police reported.

  • Good news! You’ve got a pretty good chance of surviving a terrorist’s nuclear blast in your city — especially if you’re a rich white man. Women, ethnic minorities and lower socioeconomic classes are more likely to be “stricken by psychiatric disorders,” and once they start going crazy they’re less likely to survive.That’s just one of the startling revelations in the new second edition of “Planning Guidance for Response to a Nuclear Detonation,” a 130-page report produced, thanks to your tax dollars, by the Obama administration’s National Security Staff Interagency Policy Coordination Subcommittee for Preparedness and Response to Radiological and Nuclear Threats. (I’m not making this up, honest.)

  • Mesquite police early Thursday used pepper spray to control an unruly crowd of sneaker shoppers.The incident happened at Towne East Mall, where dozens of people had lined up top buy Nike’s new Air Jordan 11 Retro, which went on sale at 6 a.m.

  • Israeli archaeologists said Monday they may have found the earliest evidence yet for the existence of modern man, and if so, it could upset theories of the origin of humans.A Tel Aviv University team excavating a cave in central Israel said teeth found in the cave are about 400,000 years old and resemble those of other remains of modern man, known scientifically as Homo sapiens, found in Israel. The earliest Homo sapiens remains found until now are half as old.

  • The country is reacting strangely irrationally to the loss of its importance — it is a reaction characterized primarily by rage. Significant portions of America simply want to return to a supposedly idyllic past. They devote almost no effort to reflection, and they condemn cleverness and intellect as elitist and un-American, as if people who hunt bears could seriously be expected to lead a world power. Demagogues stir up hatred and rage on television stations like Fox News. These parts of America, majorities in many states, ignorant of globalization and the international labor market, can do nothing but shout. They hate everything that is new and foreign to them.But will the US wake up? Or is it already much too late?

  • Erzinger’s defense attorney said the accident occurred because the driver fell asleep due to sleep apnea, and a defense expert said the driver’s condition may have been compounded by the “new-car smell” fumes in his 2010 Mercedes sedan.
  • For more than six months, Wired’s Senior Editor Kevin Poulsen has possessed — but refuses to publish — the key evidence in one of the year’s most significant political stories: the arrest of U.S. Army PFC Bradley Manning for allegedly acting as WikiLeaks’ source. In late May, Adrian Lamo — at the same time he was working with the FBI as a government informant against Manning — gave Poulsen what he purported to be the full chat logs between Manning and Lamo in which the Army Private allegedly confessed to having been the source for the various cables, documents and video that WikiLeaks released throughout this year. In interviews with me in June, both Poulsen and Lamo confirmed that Lamo placed no substantive restrictions on Poulsen with regard to the chat logs: Wired was and remains free to publish the logs in their entirety.
  • Rod Blagojevich. Sarah Palin. Carl Paladino.Each of these politicians grabbed news headlines in 2010 for making blunders concerning African Americans. And they’re far from alone. This year politicians made racial gaffes about everything from the Civil Rights Act to President Obama’s blackness to whether the South’s notorious Citizens’ Councils were, in fact, racist. Some of them rebounded from their racial gaffes, while other politicians are still trying to make amends for their bigoted remarks.

  • The website of America’s largest bank appeared to be suffering sporadic downtime on Monday afternoon amid a flurry of voluntary distributed denial of service (DDoS) attacks from “hacktivist” group “Anonymous.”While the site was still available at time of this story’s publication, reports were surfacing across Twitter noting infrequent outages. Raw Story was able to confirm, via two third party website verification services, the site’s technical difficulties on Monday (with screenshots here and here). Greg Mitchell, who pens The Nation’s media blog, also noted sporadic outages on Bank of America’s domain.

  • “Kill them…including the children.”That’s how to solve the threat of militant Muslims?

    This quote is from what one official involved in homeland security said was the theme of a speech by Walid Shoebat at an anti-terrorism training in Las Vegas in October 2010.

    Our source had turned around after Shoebat’s speech and asked the woman in the chair behind them at the conference what she thought was the solution offered by Shoebat.

    “Kill them…including the children…you heard him,” was the full response.

    Shoebat’s Las Vegas speech was described by our source as “frightening.”

  • And this was where speed found its place, introducing itself to greedy dreams on all levels of twentieth-century culture with seductive assurances of free additional energy, enhancing stamina that enabled users to keep going like the bunny in battery commercial, and feel a euphoric omnipotence as the need to eat, sleep, or even feel anything unwontedly profound were removed by the insulating effects of amphetamine. One could even lose radical weight with no effort of will, and become fashionably slim. Adolf Hitler’s doctor shot him up with cocktails of speed and the devil only knew what else, as he designed the blitzkrieg, in his greed for the absolute power he believed would enable him to annex the entire planet for his master race, and organized the deaths of tens of millions.
  • During the execution of a search warrant on the couple’s trailer home, investigators confiscated one of the child’s teeth, which was found with the crown and root intact.Faced with mounting evidence, Richards reportedly told investigators that the child had been complaining of tooth pain. He then stated that he pulled the child’s teeth out because he “was probably on at least six or eight Oxycontin pills that night,” according to the arrest report.

    Carder claimed she was going to take the child to the dentist, however investigators were unable to find any pending dental appointments with a local dentist.

  • Armando Javier was an active duty Marine from 1990 to 1994. He was a Lance Corporal at Camp Lejeune in 1993 when he was raped.Five Marines jumped Javier and beat him until he was nearly unconscious, before taking turns raping him. His sexual victimization narrative reads, “One of them, a corporal, pulled down my shorts and instructed the others to ‘Get the grease’. Another corporal instructed someone to bring the stick. They began to insert the stick inside my anus. The people present during this sadistic and ritual-like ceremony started to cajole, cheer, and laugh, saying “stick em’ – stick-em’.”

  • McDonald’s, CBS, Mazda and Microsoft use their Internet ads as a cover for data-mining, to identify the websites people visit, invading people’s privacy, misappropriating their personal information and interfering with the operations of their computers, a class action claims in Federal Court. “Defendants acted in concert with [nonparty] Interclick, mining consumers’ web browser histories for entries of particular relevance to defendants’ respective, customized advertising campaigns,” the complaint states.
  • you probably know some of the basic facts about capital punishment — for instance, that it’s ineffective at deterring crime, that it’s a deeply racist institution, and that it’s costing taxpayers millions upon millions of unnecessary dollars. But here are some of the more surprising, and unknown, facts about the death penalty that shed light on the country’s shifting attitudes toward capital punishment.
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  • At least 45 people have been killed across Haiti due to accusations that they are using “black magic” to spread cholera, the director of a Voodoo association says.Max Beauvoir, a voodoo priest, said on Friday most of the killings happened in the southern coastal town of Jeremie, where people were being lynched, set on fire and attacked with machetes.

  • But a bank’s ability to block payments to a legal entity raises a troubling prospect. A handful of big banks could potentially bar any organization they disliked from the payments system, essentially cutting them off from the world economy.The fact of the matter is that banks are not like any other business. They run the payments system. That is one of the main reasons that governments protect them from failure with explicit and implicit guarantees. This makes them look not too unlike other public utilities. A telecommunications company, for example, may not refuse phone or broadband service to an organization it dislikes, arguing that it amounts to risky business.

    Our concern is not specifically about payments to WikiLeaks. This isn’t the first time a bank shunned a business on similar risk-management grounds. Banks in Colorado, for instance, have refused to open bank accounts for legal dispensaries of medical marijuana.

  • Inside a grave in Mount Auburn Cemetery in Cambridge, Massachusetts, is DNA that could finally put to rest debate about whether Abraham Lincoln’s killer escaped capture and lived for years before committing suicide.What’s that you say? Wasn’t this all solved 145 years ago? That depends on who you ask.

    The way it’s written in history books, John Wilkes Booth was cornered 12 days after shooting President Lincoln at Ford’s Theatre and killed in a tobacco barn before being laid to rest in a family plot. But there have been several historians over the years not entirely satisfied with this version.

  • Out of concerns for bioterrorism and illegal drug production, the FBI and New York Police Department were initially alarmed by the idea of a public biotech lab in they city. But Grushkin said a lot of sit-down meetings with the agencies have convinced them.“The FBI now uses pictures of our space to show people what a [methamphetamine] drug lab doesn’t look like,” Grushkin said. One of the FBI contacts even showed up at the grand opening last week to congratulate Grushkin.

  • Photo-sharing for pictures taken where you are not allowed to take them.
  • According to Blasenstein, Smithsonian security discussed what they should accuse him of (he says he heard them mention a charge of “trespassing,”) then called Washington municipal police. The two groups of officers held a “confab” outside the stairwell, says Blasenstein, and the city police then offered the two protesters the choice of being arrested or signing a form agreeing to a ban from Smithsonian buildings. (Or at least that is what Blasenstein remembers being asked to sign: Police refused to give him a copy of the document. )

    Blasenstein and Iacovone chose to sign the forms and be banned — for life, or so the officers suggested, they say. Blasenstein says his goal was to get back on the street as soon as possible, so as to plan further actions to protest the removal of Wojnarowicz’s video. “I didn’t see any further advantage to getting arrested, as opposed to being banned,” he says.

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Jesus is the Reason We’re Fightin’ These Heathens

    • It is inscripted ΑΛΕΞΑΜΕΝΟΣ (ΑΛΕΞΑΜΕΝΟC) ΣΕΒΕΤΕ (CEBETE) ΘΕΟΝ, which translates as “Alexamenos respects God”. It is presumed to be making fun of a Christian soldier.
    • GREAT ideas can feel like they come out of nowhere. Now we’re a step closer to understanding where they do originate. The thinking is that areas for language and creativity compete in the brain, which might explain why some people with brain damage suddenly become artistic.

      Originality – or the ability to think up novel ideas that don’t occur to many other people – is a key aspect of creativity. But researchers are struggling to pin down where the gift comes from.

    • After Deitch decided to erase the mural, the two met for dinner and:

      had a very gentle conversation in wich [sic] he asked me to paint another piece on the same wall, suggesting he would have preferred a piece that ‘invites people to come in the museum’. I told him that i will not to do that, for obvious reasons, and that probably I was not the artist best suited for this task.

      The museum then proceeded to whitewash the mural without informing the artist, who learned of the whitewashing through a local blogger. When Blu returned to Italy, he was barraged by requests from journalists for interviews, and his inbox included:

      … an email from Deitch, in which he asked me to ‘sign’ a press release, explaining the motivation of the cancellation in order to calm down the censorship accusation.

    • December’s total lunar eclipse is the only total eclipse of the moon of this year. For the Western Hemisphere, the eclipse will “officially” begin on Dec. 21 at 12:29 a.m. EST (9:29 p.m. PST on Dec. 20) as the moon begins to enter Earth’s outer, or penumbral, shadow.

      But even in clear weather, skywatchers will not notice any changes in the moon’s appearance until about 45 minutes later when a slight “smudge” or shading begins to become evident on the upper left portion of the moon’s disk.

    • Sit and gaze at world heritage sights. Stand and watch live international sport through well-placed windows. Squat while looking-out over the world’s most beautiful canyons. A loo with a great view? It can be so.
    • The demo comes from ThriXXX software, a maker of 3D role-playing sex simulation games, which said in a statement today that “the open-sourcing of device drivers for Kinect have enabled the…device to be used directly from connected PCs operating on Windows 7…The Kinect interface provides another exciting interface option for users of the sex simulation software to control the experience in extraordinary new ways. Controller-free is the next generation of game user interfaces, allowing users to use gestures, spoken commands, or objects to control in-game action that creates a completely new sex game activity and magical experience.”
    • A white bank robber in Ohio recently used a “hyper-realistic” mask manufactured by a small Van Nuys company to disguise himself as a black man, prompting police there to mistakenly arrest an African American man for the crimes.
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      In October, a 20-year-old Chinese man who wanted asylum in Canada used one of the same company’s masks to transform himself into an elderly white man and slip past airport security in Hong Kong.

      Authorities are even starting to think that the so-called Geezer Bandit, a Southern California bank robber believed for months to be an old man, might actually be a younger guy wearing one of the disguises made by SPFXMasks.

    • The line between a “cult” and a “sect” or a “religion” can be thin, but a couple of factors generally define modern use of the word “cult:” Cults revolve around the teachings of one living (or recently living) person, and this person claims to be “chosen” for an important mission on Earth. Cults require unwavering subservience to the ideals of their leader, who is to be obeyed above all other authorities. Cults typically require its followers to eschew all relationships outside of the cult, including friends and family. Some cults are just creepy while others are downright dangerous: for the purpose of this article, each cult will be assigned a rating of one to four nuts: one nut being relatively harmless, four nuts being don’t-drink-the-kool-aid dangerous.
    • His name was well-known, even if it is whispered with muted distaste in photography and copyrights circles. His body of work is unknown, eclipsed by a single pictorial he undertook for American socialite Teri Shields. In 1975, Garry Gross scribbled his name into a dubious footnote in the history of photography by photographing a nude 10-year-old Brooke Shields. The photos of bejeweled soon-to-be-child-actress, in thick makeup and in a steaming, ornate bathtub, however, wouldn’t become known outside the arts community for another three years.
    • Japan’s pet market is so evolved, and undeniably fashion-conscious, that across town in Harajuku we found a line stretching down the block with female dog owners waiting for a limited edition line to debut at the girliest pet shop you’ve ever seen.
    • Karsten Nohl’s assessment of dozens of car makes and models found weaknesses in the way immobilisers are integrated with the rest of the car’s electronics.

      The immobiliser unit should be connected securely to the vehicle’s electronic engine control unit, using the car’s internal data network. But these networks often use weaker encryption than the immobiliser itself, making them easier to crack.

      What’s more, one manufacturer was even found to use the vehicle ID number as the supposedly secret key for this internal network. The VIN, a unique serial number used to identify individual vehicles, is usually printed on the car. “It doesn’t get any weaker than that,” Nohl says.

    • Just a few days after this news was revealed, Maggie Koerth-Baker at BoingBoing is surprised at how little coverage the supposed cure has received. “If a miracle happened, why isn’t it more obvious?” she asks. Some research clarifies that the patient, Timothy Ray Brown, who was HIV positive, also had leukemia for which he was treated in 2007 with chemotherapy and a bone marrow transplant. The bone marrow came from a donor who “possessed a rare genetic mutation that makes a very small percentage of humans resistant to HIV infection,” which Brown then adopted. The success was publicized at the time, making the recent report more of a follow-up confirming that Brown continues to stave off the virus.
    • Since 1975 the University of Michigan at Ann Arbor has been tracking students self-reported use of cannabis and other intoxicants, and every year their use of these substances trends either up or down from the prior survey. Predictably, when self-reported use goes down, drug war lackeys like Drug Czar Gil Kerlikowske claim that drug prohibition is working. Conversely, when use trends upward — as it did this past year — drug warriors respond by pointing the blame at everyone else.
    • The blog even finds the vegan soap company’s mission statement: “Being respectful of the earth’s natural resources, and being a steward of this wonderful planet is what Hugo Naturals is all about.”

      If and when this deal goes through, every bar of Hugo Naturals vegan soap you buy at Whole Foods will fund the world’s most infamous mercenary company. Or, if you prefer a more positive view, every terrorist snatch-and-grab contract Blackwater fields will help to pay for vegan soap.

    • When Duncan Hines partnered with film studio Filmaka to release a new ad campaign on YouTube this week for their “Amazing Glazes” frosting line, their aim was to “inspire creativity during the height of baking season” and portray how their icing “makes dessert sing.” The theme of the first video is “Hip Hop Cupcakes,” (see below), but rather than striking a chord with urban bakers, the video just seems to be pissing them off. Readers and bloggers have criticized the film’s director, Josh Binder, and the dessert company’s PR department for failing to see how the cupcake characters might be mistaken for performers in blackface. Director Binder has a number of videos that might be considered “controversial,” like one for Western gear in which a cowboy lassos two women to be his companions, and another that shows samurai bread loaves crying “hi-YA!” at one another.
    • Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-TX) has filed an amendment that would prevent the Federal Communications Commission from enforcing net-neutrality regulation.

      Seven other Republicans have signed onto the bill, including notorious home wrecker and all-round unscrupulous person, John Ensign (R-NV).

      They didn’t simply introduce legislation. They attached an amendment to an existing bill that concerns construction projects for military and veterans.

      This will force legislators that feel net neutrality is essential to maintaining a strong democracy to vote against a bill supporting veterans. That is one low-down dirty manuever.

    • After an A&E film crew urged police to create “great video footage” for its show “The First 48 hours,” officers conducted a “commando-style raid” on the wrong house and shot to death a 7-year-old girl, the girl’s family says in Federal Court. The parents and grandmother of Aiyana Stanley-Jones say A&E’s film crew “were present before and during the assault” and recorded the whole thing during their ride-along with police.
    • Artist Kunle Martins, President of New York-based IRAK crew has joined forces with Spanish paint manufacturer MONTANA to develop the IRAK YELLOW can of spray paint.

      Produced in a limited edition of 500, the can reflects the iconic IRAK graffiti crew’s sticker color.

    • Guards at a privately run prison in Arizona stripped, beat and kicked inmates and threatened to kill them, banged their heads on tables while they were handcuffed, and “the warden himself” joined in threatening their families, 18 inmates say in state court. Then the Corrections Corporation of America and its employees, who run the prison, “deliberately destroyed and failed to preserve evidence of their wrongdoing, including videotapes,” and “deliberately falsified reports,” according to the complaint.
    • If accurate, the disclosures would confirm the worst fears of Pakistani nationalist hawks and threaten relations between Washington and New Delhi. But they are not accurate.

      An extensive search of the WikiLeaks database by the Guardian by date, name and keyword failed to locate any of the incendiary allegations. It suggests this is the first case of WikiLeaks being exploited for propaganda purposes.

    • At a meeting in New York on Wednesday, representatives from Brazil called for an international body made up of Government representatives that would to attempt to create global standards for policing the internet – specifically in reaction to challenges such as WikiLeaks.

      The Brazilian delegate stressed, however, that this should not be seen as a call for an “takeover” of the internet.

      India, South Africa, China and Saudi Arabia appeared to favour a new possible over-arching inter-government body.

    • In the process of producing their now-canceled documentary on Stanley Kubrick’s landmark film, Douglas Trumbull and David Larson have uncovered 17 minutes that Kubrick cut from 2001 just after release—in perfect condition.
    • There was a time when you had to go down to the arcade or pizza shop and pump quarters into machines if you wanted to enjoy a video game experience. Then computers and home gaming consoles brought video game entertainment into our living rooms. Now Sega is cornering the niche bathroom gaming market with a gaming interface named “Toirettsu” in which the user controls the game by peeing on sensors in a urinal.

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      Weird Statues in Children’s Recreational Parks
      Open a beer bottle with another beer bottle
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      Russian Scientists Claim to Invent Drug-Free Cannabis, Suggest it to Replace Wild Cannabis Worldwide – NEWS – MOSNEWS.COM
      Bitten by the Nuclear Dragon
      Japanese Extreme Wake Up Pranks
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      Damn Birds Online Game
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      The Most Expensive Lemon
      “It was a sweet ride turned sour: a $1.7-million Mercedes-Benz roadster that died after cruising 10 blocks. That works out to $170,000 a block ‚Äî perhaps the most expensive test drive on record.”
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      No sex please, robot, just clean the floor
      “Although the nightmare vision of a Terminator world controlled by machines may seem fanciful, scientists believe the boundaries for human-robot interaction must be set now ‚Äî before super-intelligent robots develop beyond our control.”
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      NYC Carved Creatures
      “Gnomes, monsters, devils and creatures of all shapes, sizes and expressions lurk over doorways all over town. Purely decorative in intent, they differ from gargoyles, whose purpose is to funnel water off rooves.”
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      A turtle in the Ozarks is terribly deformed by living trapped in a 6 pack ring
      White Women on Opium Den 1892
      Police don’t have to knock, justices say
      “The Supreme Court ruled Thursday that police armed with a warrant can barge into homes and seize evidence even if they don’t knock, a huge government victory that was decided by President Bush’s new justices.”
      Elephants crush town
      “In what appears to be a case of elephants retaliating against humans, hundreds of villagers have taken refuge on boats in Bangladesh after their homes were destroyed by rampaging pachyderms, local officials said on Wednesday.”
      Government Increasingly Turning to Data Mining
      “Privacy advocates say the practice exposes ordinary people to ever more scrutiny by authorities while skirting legal protections designed to limit the government’s collection and use of personal data.”
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      Students Arrested After Videotape Of Fight Surfaces On MySpace.com
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      Backs to the future
      New analysis of the language and gesture of South America’s indigenous Aymara people indicates a reverse concept of time.
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      CBS Stations: Indecency Complaints Invalid
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      Women Run Obstacle Course Hypnotized so Sounds Cause Orgasms
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      Improv Everywhere Mission: Best Buy
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      Monkey Brawl!
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      “There are about 50 slides in all- all dating from between 1959 and 1969 and all of young women. Some, like the ones here have letters written on their foreheads…”
      Prosecutor: While cameras rolled, N.C. trio castrated willing men
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      Disposable: A History of Skateboard Art – Online Galleries
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      Reporter Attacked!!
      Mister Softee Dies
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      Iron Maiden – Number of the beast
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      Snitch On A Terrorist – Get A Suitcase Fulla Cash!
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      Was the 2004 Election Stolen?
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      Chat Rooms
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      Is It Raining Aliens?
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      Eurobad ’74
      Europe’s worst interiors of 1974.
      Baby With Three Arms
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      A new political party in the Netherlands is dedicated to legalizing sex between adults and children.
      Japanese Amputee Sex Dolls
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      A Closer Look at the New Assault on Indecency and Profanity at the FCC
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      Bad heroin sparks a series of overdoses
      Jury gives woman $5M for ruined vagina
      How to Pirate a Vinyl Record
      Red Hot Chili Peppers Rip Off Tom Petty
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      One-Legged Dance Dance Revolution
      Sam Loyd’s Cyclopedia of 5000 Puzzles, Tricks, and Conundrums
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      Fairly Freaky Animals
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      Judge Says Child Molester Is Too Short For Prison
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      Kirk Douglas Wants Sundaes!
      epiclylaterd Covers The Park Party
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      Belly Bongo (commercial from the 70’s)
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      Nigga stole my bike, Punchout remix.
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      Kinetic Sculpture Race
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      Max and Courtney Make Monsters
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      Spirit of Truth – Part 2
      The Sequel! Homeboy answers calls.
      Colin Farrell Fag Action Funny-Ass Gif!
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      EL TOPO – A BOOK OF THE FILM – ONLINE
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      William S. Burroughs Cut-Up Films
      10 Things I Hate About Commandments
      The Ten Commandments remixed as a teen comedy trailer!
      70,000 Beer Cans Found in Ogden Townhouse
      Silver Bullet Overload
      Oozinator – Questionable Super Soaker
      More Bears Attack Monkey Pictures!
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      The name of a new restaurant in Scottsdale is stirring up trouble. The Las Vegas-based Pink Taco Mexican Restaurant
      Bears Eat Monkey in Front of Zoo Visitors
      Coins cost more to make than face value
      The Mint estimates it will cost 1.23 cents per penny and 5.73 cents per nickel this fiscal year
      Diamond-covered Mercedes SL sure to turn heads
      The Golden Plungers
      the world’s nicest public restrooms!
      The Mighty Minions of Mire!
      This is a site dedicated to the phenomena of quicksand and mud fetishes.
      Students suspended for mixing up sugary “Happy Crack”
      McDonald’s: Baby Ronald
      AT&T Whistle-Blower’s Evidence
      AT&T is asking a federal judge to keep those documents out of court, and to order the EFF to return them to the company. Here Wired News presents Klein’s statement in its entirety, along with select pages from the AT&T documents.
      Great-grandma tattoos “DO NOT RESUSCITATE” on her chest
      Super Columbine Massacre RPG!
      Face Flare
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      Harpers Weekly Review
      Vegan Twinkies®
      Brazil’s prisons present free-for-all for gangs
      Girl, 11, will be Britain’s youngest mother
      The girl smokes 20 cigarettes a day despite being eight months’ pregnant. She conceived aged 11 when she lost her virginity to a boy of 15 on a drunken night out with friends.
      Death Of The Internet
      Big companies are trying to own the net. Let’s stop them.
      Stoner
      “Big Daddy”
      Pretty Planet
      Amazing NASA Satelite Photos of The Earth
      The Human Marvels: Myrtle Corbin – The Four-Legged Woman
      “It seems that her twin sister was also fully sexually formed ‚Äì thus Myrtle possessed two vaginas.”
      Federal Source to ABC News: We Know Who You’re Calling
      Von Dutch Toolbox $270,000!
      The REAL Von Dutch, not the co-opted version!
      Virtual Museum of Sex
      How to find the G spot
      Public Service
      Bishoujo Games
      Naughty Japanese Dating Computer Games
      The Psychedelic Library
      Flaming Tuba Action!
      Ooops! I did it again.
      Meth lab in home yields ‘hospital room’
      GHOST RIDE THE WHIP Gone Wrong
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      Shark Attack!
      Bush likens ‘war on terror’ to WWIII
      FBI raid on CIA chief’s home after he resigns
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      eBay: Baphomet Altar Box Satanic Mummified Claw Devil Satan (item 6278440517 end time May-14-06 18:40:48 PDT)
      St Maarten Beach – Look Out For The Planes!
      USSR posters
      a collection of Soviet Union propaganda and advertisement posters from 1917 to 1991
      Morgellons Disease : Coming Soon
      “Patients say that’s the worst symptom ‚Äî strange fibers that pop out of your skin in different colors. “He’d have attacks and fibers would come out of his hands and fingers, white, black and sometimes red. Very, very painful,” said Lisa Wilson, whose so
      Electric Cinderella Shoes – with built-in stun gun
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      Hyperactive Beatbox
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      P.E.A.R.T. – The Robotic Drum Machine
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      Scientists Make Light Go Backwards!
      Supposedly Backwards Light Goes Faster Than Light…Weird!
      Gum Blondes
      Blonde Sex Symbols Immortalized In Used Bubblegum
      Burn This Bush!
      Madonna Gets Freaky with Some Horses
      Totally Gay Army Ad
      MySpace ‘Poser’ Arrested For Attempted Sexual Battery
      Death To Posers!
      Dick Goes Boom!
      “That’s not stupid!”
      Midget Michael Jackson!
      Knife That Shoots!
      Some Dude Puts Maggots In His Penishole
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      Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain “Smells Like Teen Spirit”
      Man admits subway foot-kissing assaults
      “A 23-year-old with a foot fetish has admitted he tried to kiss, fondle and lick the legs and toes of more than 70 women on the New York subway over the last three years, prosecutors said Wednesday.”
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      Nice hair, dude!
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      SEXY ROCKER GIRLZ(Who Dig Rocker Guyz)
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      Best movie scene ever
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      Devo on SQUARE PEGS part 3
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      German ‘Robin Hoods’ give poor a taste of the high life
      “A GANG of anarchist Robin Hood-style thieves, who dress as superheroes and steal expensive food from exclusive restaurants and delicatessens to give to the poor, are being hunted by police in the German city of Hamburg.”
      FELINE MEDICAL CURIOSITIES: DWARF CATS, GIANT CATS, FAT CATS
      DNA, journal among clues in beach shooting deaths of camp counselors
      “The department distributed photographs of various items found around the bodies of 22-year-old Lindsay Cutshall and 26-year-old Jason Allen, who were each shot in the head while they slept with a .45-caliber Marlin rifle that was never found. The items i
      Jesus Could Have Walked on Ice, Scientist Says
      Giant Balls of ‘Snot’ Explain Ocean Mystery
      German cannibal guilty of murder
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      Penis artist’s work shocks father
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      Tourist sits on Hell’s Angels’ Harley…
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      Lifting the mask from ‘Faces of Death’
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      3,738 Mothers Set Breast-Feeding Record
      Dude Sings Stairway To Heaven Backwards Played In Reverse
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      Bureau of Engraving and Printing – Large Denominations
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      The Gatorade Conspiracy
      Drinkers shock at body in rum barrel
      HUNGARIAN builders who drank their way to the bottom of a huge barrel of rum while renovating a house got a nasty surprise when a pickled corpse tumbled out of the empty barrel, a police magazine website reported.
      Best Places To Go To Prison
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      America tests laser weapons
      Korean Scientists Develop Female Android
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      The Montana Sedition Project: Photo Gallery
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      Creating Uncrackable Passwords
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      When the government told a court Friday that it wanted a class-action lawsuit regarding the National Security Agency’s eavesdropping on Americans dismissed, its lawyers wielded one of the most powerful legal tools available to the executive branch — the
      FCC approves Net-wiretapping taxes
      Feds want IP’s to pay for easy tap access.
      Man arrested after thieves steal safe full of homemade child porn
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      Battle of the Facial Hair: Eccentrics Gather For German Beard Competition
      Candian Commuters told Prime Minster Stephen Harper ‘eats babies’
      “electronic vandalism”
      Japanese Toilet Curling
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      Warning! A huge videogame controller is coming.
      Street-Legal Jet Powered VW Beetle
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      Not just chicken fingers any more!
      Vampire Dog
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      Scar Stuff: MAD Magazine “It’s A Super-Spectacular Day/ Mad Super Special Summer 1980 Flexi Disc MP3
      “…this marvel of engineering would play a random ending with every spin of your turntable thanks to the multiple grooves…”
      The Clash On Fridays for a Monday
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      Let Me See Yer Guitar Face!
      Milkman Mike
      Eye-Yi-Yi!
      Musical Torment
      “…a strange phenomenon known as “musical hallucinations” which is a condition very similar to having a song stuck in one’s head; but the music is considerably more true-to-life, it is heard almost non-stop, and it is practically impossible to ignore.”
      Thoughts Trigger Mental Typewriter
      A computerized typewriter that translates electrical impulses from brainwave signals into letters and words could be available in the next five years.
      400 Dead Dolphins Wash Up In Zanzibar
      “Some scientists surmise that loud bursts of sonar, which can be heard for miles in the water, may disorient or scare marine mammals, causing them to surface too quickly and suffer the equivalent of what divers call the bends – when sudden decompression f
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      The Fabulous Ruins of Detroit
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      The Montage Art of Winston Smith
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      Wild…With Regret
      A wet T-shirt contest five years ago when she was in high school is still haunting Monica Pippin.
      Got It On “E”-Bay
      “Memo to those considering entering the exciting field of Ecstasy production: It’s probably not a good idea to set up your illicit drug lab via purchases on eBay, which apparently is being closely monitored by nosy Drug Enforcement Administration agents.”
      San Diego mayor ‘appalled’ by Mexican move to lift drug laws
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      Huge 1,500-year-old pyramid discovered in Mexico City
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      “A German artist is trying to change the way people think about security, by replacing barbed wire with heart-shaped metal, and pointed railings with animal shapes”
      National Day of Slayer: June 6, 2006 (6/6/6)
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      Gardener found skeleton in soil bag
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      Delicious Sheep Dung Found In Roast
      “As the family’s Sunday roast lamb was being carved, two balls appeared in the meat”
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      Return of the Monkey Cowboy
      Homeless Golf Cart!
      Big shoehorn in the sky / Airlines always looking for ways to cram more people into coach
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      Behind the scenes at the latest aNYthing fashion shoot
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      500 lb Potato Battery
      “I built a potato battery out of 500 pounds of potatoes. It powered a small sound system.”
      Police Release Sketch of Rape Suspect
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      Skating The Aftermath
      Post-Katrina Skate Wasteland…Thnx Leo!
      Police Find Family Heirloom Is Mummified Baby
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      “Experience the 24th CENTURY in your own home”
      Living in the ‘Star Trek’ Universe — For Real
      “Tony Alleyne loved the Star Trek universe so much, he wanted to live in it. So after a bitter breakup, he remodeled his condominium to look like the inside of the Starship Enterprise.”
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      Dutchman builds modern Noah’s Ark
      “This will speak very much to children… they’ll hear the creak of the wood, smell the smell of the dung”
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      Death Metaler from the band Gorgoroth hit by train
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      The California Department of Corrections
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      Harper’s Weekly Review
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      Dude in Ohio isn’t allowed to put up a fence, so he puts up a row of toilets.
      Fantasy Coffins From Ghana
      Check out the Air Jordan Coffin!
      General Butt Naked
      Two Engined Wooden Cadillac
      Graffiti Research Lab » Night Writer
      Florida Has Big Problem: Snakes The Size Of Phone Poles
      What’s the origin of “the finger”?
      Fainting Goats
      9-Year-Old Is Veteran Bullfighter
      14,000 Brass Knuckles Found Disguised As Belt Buckles
      Beverage Creates a Buzz
      Cocaine-Cola
      Rival midget KISS tribute bands clash!
      MiniKiss Vs. Tiny Kiss
      Elephant Eats Scores of Cookies, Gets Sick
      Sri Lanka’s most celebrated elephant, “Raja,” has fallen ill after eating scores of cookies, chocolates and other rich food offered to him as part of Buddhist new year celebrations.

      one red paperclip
      Bartering from one red paperclip to a free year’s rent!
      Motherfuckin’ Flying Cat!
      Lucid Decapitation
      Off with yer motherfuckin’ head.
      One Got Fat – Weird Monkey Mask Bicycle Safety Film 1963
      1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12!
      Ralph Williams Bay Shore Chrysler
      Late nite live ad from the 1970s for a car dealer that totally rips the sponsor a new one.
      Shoelace Knots – How To Tie Your Shoes
      16 Different Ways To Tie Shoelaces
      FUCK
      Midget B-Boy Battle
      Stacked Can Art
      Festival of the Steel Phallus
      Horrid skin condition
      ’86 World Series Game Six
      A re-enactment of the notorious game six, in RBI Baseball, an old video game.
      Jewish sex commando targets Israeli porn websites
      A group of Jewish ultra-Orthodox hackers is waging a war against pornographic websites, replacing their content with nothing but the picture of a revered rabbi, an Israeli paper reported Monday.
      The MySpace Economy
      Porn star’s offer to Bin Laden
      “I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims.”
      Secret Worlds: The Universe Within
      Zoom In From the Milky Way to subatomic particles
      Blog Gangsigns
      Japanese R&B in Blackface
      Great fakers scammed ancient Italy
      2000 Year-Old Counterfeit Coin!
      DEA Agent Who Shot Self In Foot Sues Uncle Sam
      “Paige was making a “drug education presentation” in April 2004 to a Florida youth group when his firearm (a Glock .40) accidentally discharged. The shooting occurred moments after Paige told the children that he was the only person in the room profession
      Vampire Killing Kit 19th century Transylvania Antique
      Slightly Used
      ‘Happy face’ crater on Mars
      Plainfield property where killer Ed Gein lived is up for auction on eBay
      “This is the land where Ed Gein lived. Wisconsin’s most famous murderer, until Jeffrey Dahmer, was arrested on this land in November 1957. Inside the ramshackle farmhouse – which burned down shortly before the property was auctioned the following March –
      Ultimate Pimped Out Limojet
      I Stay Fly-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y!
      Target Child Food Porn
      Man hit with $218 trillion phone bill
      Wild Out Arabs
      Penguin Sweaters
      Battle of the Sexless
      “He doused his genitals with the antiseptic until they glowed amber, then slowly, carefully, slit open his scrotum.”
      Wired News: Geek Graffiti Takes on New York
      Electro-Graf
      Gorilla Cover Gallery
      Oook oook ooook!
      Casebook: Jack the Ripper
      Everything you ever wanted to know about Jack The Ripper…but were afraid to ask!
      Super Monkey Poop Fight
      Old School Style Video Game
      Wis. Man Accused of Tagging 6 Cell Blocks
      “Troy Lee Mosby placed his signature “Syrup” tag on the walls, beds, tables, locker and mirrors of six cell blocks at the Milwaukee County House of Correction, according to a criminal complaint filed Thursday.”
      NYC Subway Tokens
      Fuck A Metrocard!
      rayguns (intergalactic self-defense mechanisms)
      NASA Plane Crash
      Yeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
      The Ryugyong Hotel – One Creepy Building
      “The Ryugyong Hotel is, in my opinion, the single most unsettling structure ever erected by the hand of man. It‚Äôs 1,082 feet tall, has 105 floors, and encloses 3.9 million square feet of floor space. And it is completely empty. It doesn‚Äôt even have wi
      The Taxidermy Art of Walter Potter (1835-1918)
      Fuckin’ Amazin’ !
      Deadly Pussy
      “While in the holding cell, she removed a .25-caliber semiautomatic from her vaginal cavity.”
      Mentos + Diet Coke = Soda Orgasm
      Nine Eleven in Three Dee
      Peter Potty – the world’s only flushable toddler urinal
      Whistle-Blower Outs NSA Spy Room
      “AT&T provided National Security Agency eavesdroppers with full access to its customers’ phone calls, and shunted its customers’ internet traffic to data-mining equipment installed in a secret room in its San Francisco switching center, according to a for
      ‘Star Wars Kid’ cuts a deal with his tormentors
      “…one of the world’s first and most-publicized cases of cyber-bullying.”
      Yoko Ono Cut Piece 1965
      Snip! Snip!
      Fun With Packing Tape!
      Self Replicating the Head out of Tape to create a Tape Man clone
      :::: jumbo queen ::::
      Homemade Garbagedump Ferriswheel
      Pakistani children ride a ferris wheel over a heap of garbage in a slum area of Karachi, Pakistan
      Famous One-Eyed Kitten to Go on Display
      Future Now: Reconfigurable Cities
      The PAD is envisioned as a combination vehicle/residence, what GM calls “an urban loft with mobility”.
      Man Sends Bomb To Doctor After Penis-Enlargement Surgery
      “A man pleaded guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges for sending a mail bomb to a Chicago surgeon he said botched his penile enlargement surgery…”
      ALL ABOARD! Trend Central©
      aNYthing® The next BAPE™?
      WTF?!
      Fun With Steel Wool
      Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme
      Classic Cartoon Archive
      Some good ones here!
      Worst-Case Scenarios: How To Survive A Riot
      Thief gets away with Grateful Dead leader’s toilet
      The long, strange trip continues for Jerry Garcia’s toilet. Police say the Grateful Dead leader’s commode was stolen recently from a driveway along with three other toilets and a bidet.
      Tipsy flowers don’t tip over
      Booze stunts stem and leaves, but doesn’t affect blossoms, study finds
      Man held as terrorism suspect over punk song
      The taxi driver had become worried on the way to the airport because Mann had been singing along to The Clash’s 1979 anthem “London Calling,” which features the lyrics “Now war is declared — and battle come down” while other lines warn of a “meltdown exp
      Herv√© Villechaize Sings “This Is All I Ask”
      Anarchy In The UK
      The Sex Pistols (Glen Matlock Version) do “Anarchy in The UK” on September 4th 1976 on the Granada TV show “So It Goes”.
      Extreme Escalator Dive Mishap
      Owch!
      Operation Taco Bell
      Drivethru Snatch
      Doctor fired for ‘anal massage’ technique
      Knited Bodysuits
      Fuckin’ Cool…I Wan’ One!
      Ernst Haeckel: Kunstformen der Natur 1899-1904
      Trippy Nature Illustrations
      Nuclear Blasts + Disco William Tell Overture Video
      The strange case of the man who took 40,000 ecstasy pills in nine years
      “For the first two years his use was an average of five pills per weekend. Gradually this escalated until he was taking around three and a half pills a day. At the peak, the man was taking an estimated 25 pills every day for four years.”
      Super Mario Paranoia
      “The Portage County Hazardous Materials Unit and Bomb Detection Unit were called in to downtown Ravenna on Friday morning after seventeen suspicious packages — boxes wrapped in gold wrapping paper with question marks spray painted on them — had alarmed
      The amazing DIY village FM radio station
      $1!
      ‘Sketch Pad’ Nude Club Owner Pleads Guilty
      Christopher Teague, owner of Erotic City, attempted to skirt the city’s anti-nudity ordinance last year when he gave patrons sketch pads and pencils so they could draw the nude dancers.
      The REAL Neckface!
      Activists Decry Porn’s Move to Mainstream
      “It’s pornography. And if you’re a consumer, John Harmer thinks you’re damaging your brain.”
      Ex-Police Chief Gets 12 Years in Sex Case
      A former police chief was sentenced Friday to 12 years in prison for having sex with a 14-year-old girl in his police car
      Anti-Fart Dog Thong!
      “The Dogone – Dog Gas Neutralizing Pad is a comfortable and least intrusive means for deodorizing gassy discharges in a thong design.”
      Mariko Takahashi’s FITNESS VIDEO
      weird poodle workout video
      The Pentagon plans to detonate 700 tons of conventional high explosives in Nevada
      Hand-Painted Movie Posters from Ghana
      Brain Cells Fused with Computer Chip
      “The line between living organisms and machines has just become a whole lot blurrier. European researchers have developed “neuro-chips” in which living brain cells and silicon circuits are coupled together.”
      Motorcycle Tour of the Chernobyl “dead zone”
      Creepy!
      Pimpstar Custom LED Wheels….Crazy!
      The PimpStar is a huge leap forward in the evolution of the wheel. With the PimpStar’s built-in full color LED lights, microprocessor and wireless modem, you can display virtually any image, including text, graphics, logos, and even digital photos!
      Iraq War Coalition Fatalities
      Animated Map
      Scared Owl
      Police wrestle 108 bags of marijuana out of pit bull’s mouth
      A Boston detective searching the apartment of a drug suspect wound up wrestling a sack containing 108 bags of marijuana out of the clenched jaws of a pitbull named Prada.
      Boy gets caught in toy-filled ‘claw’ machine
      A homeless beauty and the beast
      “Heroin and crack crushed it all.”
      Spherical Treehouses That Look Like Eyeballs
      Two-head girl dies of infection
      “The second head contained eyes, a nose and a mouth, but was not connected to any internal organs and was not capable of independent thought.”
      Leprechaun gimme da gold rap video
      It’s the motherfuckin’ REMIX!
      YouTube – Nintendo Sixty-FOOOOOOOOOOUR
      Nintendo Sixty-FOOOOOOOOOOUR!!!
      70s Live Action Kid Vid
      A tribute to the Saturday Morning Shows of the 70’s
      Mego Museum: The World’s Greatest Mego Playset
      Marionettes Performing Motorhead’s Ace of Spades
      Officials seek perpetrator in rape of poodle
      sCrAmBlEd?HaCkZ!
      Promo video for a beatbox video controller…prettty fuckin’ dope!
      Scientoligist Musicians
      Beck, Courtney Love, Van Morrison, and many more!
      Intellectual Property Run Amok
      The Photographer’s Right – A Downloadable Flyer
      Your Rights When You Are Stopped or Confronted for Photography
      Sculpture of A nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth
      Disney – VD Attack Plan – (Venereal Disease Education)
      Disney + STD!
      Megaphone Helmets
      Can you hear me now?!
      Milkcrate Digest
      Neckface Fotolog
      X-Clan’s Professor X Dies Of Spinal Meningitis
      “Vanglorious! This is protected by the red, the black and green/ With a key, siss-eeeeeeeee!”
      Virtual reality machine gives police hallucinations
      Better than a video iPod!
      Piss Controled Video Games
      Leprechaun In the ‘Hood : A New Begining
      “Who else who seen the leprechaun say yeah!”
      Courtney Love Was Doing So Well…
      Frances Bean Cobain-Love Is Growin’ Up Fast
      m1a9366b pr0n
      Crazy Dog
      This footage made me laugh till I cried…WTF?!
      Welcome to the Virtual Personal Robot Museum!
      Consumer Robots of the 70’s-90’s
      Porn euros being passed off as real
      Eros!
      Porn star hits it big as wine-maker
      From moans to wines.
      Normal NJ
      Dirty Jerz in the haus!
      Duh! Man arrested after asking cops to test his new crack pipe

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