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News Is Bad For You

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Wealthy Manhattan moms hire handicapped tour guides to bypass lines at Disney World

“You can’t go to Disney without a tour concierge,’’ she sniffed. “This is how the 1 percent does Disney.” The woman said she hired a Dream Tours guide to escort her, her husband and their 1-year-old son and 5-year-old daughter through the park in a motorized scooter with a “handicapped” sign on it. The group was sent straight to an auxiliary entrance at the front of each attraction.
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‘Baby factory’ uncovered in Nigeria
Nigerian police say they have rescued six pregnant girls from child traffickers who were planning to sell their babies. Two men and a woman have been arrested in the case, which is the second so-called baby factory to be uncovered in a week. Last week, at least 23 girls and four babies were found in Umuaka, in eastern Nigeria’s Imo State.
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Sophia Stewart, The Real Creator of ‘The Matrix,’ Wins Lawsuit

This little known story has met a just conclusion, as Sophia Stewart, African American author of The Matrix will finally receive her just due from the copyright infringement of her original work!!! A six-year dispute has ended involving Sophia Stewart, the Wachowski Brothers, Joel Silver and Warner Brothers. Stewart’s allegations, involving copyright infringement and racketeering, were received and acknowledged by the Central District of California, Judge Margaret Morrow presiding. Stewart, a New Yorker who has resided in Salt Lake City for the past five years, will recover damages from the films, The Matrix I, II and III, as well as The Terminator and its sequels. She will soon receive one of the biggest payoffs in the history of Hollywood , as the gross receipts of both films and their sequels total over 2.5 billion dollars.
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How Verizon and Other Wireless Carriers Are Mining Customer Data

Wireless operators have access to an unprecedented volume of information about users’ real-world activities, but for years these massive data troves were put to little use other than for internal planning and marketing. This data is under lock and key no more. Under pressure to seek new revenue streams (see “AT&T Looks to Outside Developers for Innovation”), a growing number of mobile carriers are now carefully mining, packaging, and repurposing their subscriber data to create powerful statistics about how people are moving about in the real world.
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James McCormick, British Man Who Sold Fake Bomb Detectors, Sentenced To 10 Years For Fraud

A British judge on Thursday sentenced a businessman who sold fake bomb detectors to 10 years in jail, saying the millionaire had shown a cavalier disregard for potentially fatal consequences. James McCormick made an estimated 50 million pounds ($77.8 million) from the sales of his non-working detectors – which were based on a novelty golf ball finder – to countries including Iraq, Belgium, Niger and Saudi Arabia. McCormick, 57, was convicted of three counts of fraud last month and sentenced Thursday at the Old Bailey court in London, where Judge Richard Hone called his profits from a “callous confidence trick” obscene and outrageous.
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United Nations Twitter Account Follows Porn Star

The official United Nations Twitter account has 1,462,609 followers (or it did at the time this article was published) and only follows 537 accounts – a pretty exclusive club to say the least. For the most part, the 537 accounts @UN follows include world governments, dozens of UN special missions and international heads of states. Buried within that list, however, ConstitutionSchool.com was shocked to discover one account which seemed oddly out of place: “Penelope Black Diamond,” a German porn star whose Twitter username is @BigBustyStar.
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Early feast clue to smell of ancient Earth

‘So, rather surprisingly, we can say that life on earth 1,900 million years ago would have smelled a lot like rotten eggs.’
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Do You Want the Government Buying Your Data From Corporations?

It’s no secret that we’re monitored continuously on the Internet. Some of the company names you know, such as Google and Facebook. Others hide in the background as you move about the Internet. There are browser plugins that show you who is tracking you. One Atlantic editor found 105 companies tracking him during one 36-hour period. Add data from your cell phone (who you talk to, your location), your credit cards (what you buy, from whom you buy it), and the dozens of other times you interact with a computer daily, we live in a surveillance state beyond the dreams of Orwell. It’s all corporate data, compiled and correlated, bought and sold. And increasingly, the government is doing the buying. Some of this is collected using National Security Letters (NSLs). These give the government the ability to demand an enormous amount of personal data about people for very speculative reasons, with neither probable cause nor judicial oversight. Data on these secretive orders is obviously scant,
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Facebook causes ‘psychotic episodes and delusions’, claims study

Dr Nitzan said: ‘All of the patients developed psychotic symptoms related to the situation, including delusions regarding the person behind the screen and their connection through the computer. ‘Two patients began to feel vulnerable as a result of sharing private information, and one even experienced tactile hallucinations, believing that the person beyond the screen was physically touching her. ‘Some of the problematic features of the internet relate to issues of geographical and spatial distortion, the absence of non-verbal cues, and the tendency to idealise the person with whom someone is communicating, becoming intimate without ever meeting face-to-face.’ He added that mental health professionals should not overlook the internet’s influence when speaking to patients. ‘When you ask somebody about their social life, it’s very sensible to ask about Facebook and social networking habits, as well as internet use.
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Human rights record of the United States in 2012

The State Department of the United States recently released its Country Reports on Human Rights Practices for 2012, posing as “the world judge of human rights” again. As in previous years, the reports are full of carping and irresponsible remarks on the human rights situation in more than 190 countries and regions including China. However, the U.S. turned a blind eye to its own woeful human rights situation and never said a word about it. Facts show that there are serious human rights problems in the U.S. which incur extensive criticism in the world. The Human Rights Record of the U.S. in 2012 is hereby prepared to reveal the true human rights situation of the U.S. to people across the world by simply laying down some facts.
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Your Body Is a Corporate Test Tube

A hidden epidemic is poisoning America.  The toxins are in the air we breathe and the water we drink, in the walls of our homes and the furniture within them.  We can’t escape it in our cars.  It’s in cities and suburbs.  It afflicts rich and poor, young and old.  And there’s a reason why you’ve never read about it in the newspaper or seen a report on the nightly news: it has no name — and no antidote.    The culprit behind this silent killer is lead.  And vinyl.  And formaldehyde.  And asbestos.  And Bisphenol A.  And polychlorinated biphenyls (PCBs).  And thousands more innovations brought to us by the industries that once promised “better living through chemistry,” but instead produced a toxic stew that has made every American a guinea pig and has turned the United States into one grand unnatural experiment.
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UNCOVERED: The Haunting ‘Human Zoo’ of Paris

In 1907, six different villages were built in the Jardin d’Agronomie Tropicale, representing all the corners of the French colonial empire at the time– Madagascar, Indochine, Sudan, Congo, Tunisia and Morocco. The villages and their pavillions were built to recreate the life and culture as it was in their original habitats. This included mimicking the architecture, importing the agriculture and appallingly, inhabiting the replica houses with people, brought to Paris from the faraway territories.
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Guantanamo camp burns through $900,000 a year per inmate

It’s been dubbed the most expensive prison on Earth and President Barack Obama cited the cost this week as one of many reasons to shut down the detention center at Guantanamo Bay, which burns through some $900,000 per prisoner annually. The Pentagon estimates it spends about $150 million each year to operate the prison and military court system at the U.S. Naval Base in Cuba, which was set up 11 years ago to house foreign terrorism suspects. With 166 inmates currently in custody, that amounts to an annual cost of $903,614 per prisoner. By comparison, super-maximum security prisons in the United States spend about $60,000 to $70,000 at most to house their inmates, analysts say. And the average cost across all federal prisons is about $30,000, they say.
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Barbara Kruger Responds to Supreme’s Lawsuit: ‘A Ridiculous Clusterf**k of Totally Uncool Jokers’

And in the response to Supreme, he argued that McSweeney had been putting out Supreme Bitch shirts since 2004, when she was 22. Nine years later, Jebbia and Supreme have attempted to sue her for millions of dollars, arguing copyright infringement against the brand. A brand that, by the way, has definitely incorporated other people and other companies’ design elements itself.  One of those people? American conceptual artist Barbara Kruger, whose work explicitly inspired not just Supreme’s ubiquitous red-and-white logo (see above), but so many other brands like it, and legions of other fairly famous artists as well. But in the past, Kruger—who now teaches at UCLA—has been pretty quiet on the connections, deferring questions about the commercial entrepreneurs who’ve culled from and profited off of the template she inarguably set. But we thought we’d give it a shot, and Complex reached out to Kruger anyway, asking her what she made of the lawsuit, as well as both McSweeney and Jebbia’s p
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Berlin First Graders Get Explicit Sex Education Book

When it comes to sex, Germans are not known for being squeamish. Yet a sex-education book that has been circulating in Berlin elementary schools has some parents up in arms. The book, “Where Do You Come From?” (“Wo kommst du her?”), which is recommended for ages 5 and up, shows a couple, Lisa and Lars, in various stages of arousal. In one illustration, Lisa puts a condom on Lars’ erect penis. Another shows them having intercourse. The text also veers toward the explicit. “When it’s so good that it can’t get any better, Lisa and Lars have an orgasm,” it reads. And, finally: “The vagina and penis feel nice and tingly and warm.”
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The sex manual for ultra-Orthodox Jews

“We wanted to give people a sense of not only where to put their sexual organs, but where to put their arms and legs,” Ribner says. “If you have never seen a movie, never read a book, how are you supposed to know what you do?”
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Which Drugs Actually Kill Americans [Infographic]

By adding all those sub-categories up, imperfect as they may be, it’s clear that the rate of reported overdoses the U.S. more than doubled between 1999 and 2010. About half of those additional deaths are in the pharmaceuticals category, which the CDC has written about before. Nearly three-quarters of the pharmaceuticals deaths are opioid analgesics—prescription painkillers like OxyContin and Vicodin. And while cocaine, heroin and alcohol are all responsible for enough deaths to warrant their own stripes on the chart, many popular illegal drugs—including marijuana and LSD—are such a tiny blip as to be invisible.
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Baby girl sacrificed on bonfire after sect leader says tot is the Antichrist, Chile cops say

“The baby was naked. They strapped tape around her mouth to keep her from screaming. Then they placed her on a board. After calling on the spirits they threw her on the bonfire alive,” said Miguel Ampuero, of the Police investigative Unit, Chile’s equivalent of the FBI. Authorities said the 12-member sect was formed in 2005 and was led by Ramon Gustavo Castillo Gaete, 36, who remains at large. “Everyone in this sect was a professional,” Ampuero said. “We have someone who was a veterinarian and who worked as a flight attendant, we have a filmmaker, a draftsman. Everyone has a university degree. ” Police said Castillo Gaete, the ringleader, was last seen traveling to Peru to buy ayahuasca, a hallucinogenic brew plant that he used to control the members of the rite.
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A Lesson On Guns – A Public Service Announcement On Guns And Bullets

SO, the bottom line is this: If you are in a place where you hear steady, and sustained, and nearby (lets call that, for some technical reasons, anything less than 800 meters) gunfire, do these things: Go to your basement. You are cool there. If you don’t have a basement, go to the other side of the house from the firing, and leave, heading away from the firing. Do not stop for a mile. If you do not think that you can leave, get on the ground floor, as far from the firing as possible, and place something solid between you and the firing. Solid is something like a bathtub, a car (engine block), a couple of concrete walls (single layer brick…nope). If you are high up (say 4rd story or higher) just get away from the side of the building where the firing is taking place. You will, mostly, be protected by the thick concrete of the structure. 8. But for cripes sake, do not step out on to your front porch and start recording a video on your iPhone, unless you actually have a death-wish
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Texas Fertilizer Plant Disaster: Little Coverage, Much of It Wrong

“Terrorists want media attention, so we give it to them. Unsafe industries don’t want media attention–so we give that to them.” And that’s exactly what’s going on today, in the coverage of the two disasters last week.
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2 pound joint taken by cops ucsc 420

5000 people at 4-20 for UCSC. This guy had a booth set up to unveil this guy, shouldn’t have drawn so much attention man!
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1 Inmate Impregnated 4 Guards At Md. Jail, Prosecutors Say

“the ringleader of it all, according to the indictment, is Tavon White, a four-year inmate charged with attempted murder. He reportedly made $16,000 in one month off the smuggled contraband. Four corrections officers–Jennifer Owens, Katera Stevenson, Chania Brooks and Tiffany Linder, who are also facing charges — allegedly became impregnated by White since he’s been in jail. Charging documents reveal Owens had ‘Tavon’ tattooed on her neck and Stevenson had ‘Tavon’ tattooed on her wrist.”
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The Source Family Documentary

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Dating Freedom Lovers Photos by Planetlnfowars

All Planet Infowars Users that are participating in the Dating Freedom Lovers Mission.
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Saudi Arabia expelled three Emirati men for being too handsome

In its report, Elaph said several religious cops deployed through the festival rushed into the UAE pavilion on Sunday and escorted three Emirati delegates out. “A festival official said the three Emiratis were taken out on the grounds they are too handsome and that the Commission members feared female visitors could fall for them,” the news service said, adding that the festival’s management took urgent measures to deport the three to Abu Dhabi.
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“American Dream”: Food loaded into Dumpsters while Hundreds of Hungry Americans Restrained by Police

Hundreds of poor people waiting outside of a closed grocery store for the possibility of getting the remaining food is not the picture of the “American Dream.” Yet on March 23, outside the Laney Walker Supermarket in Augusta, Ga., that is exactly what happened. Residents filled the parking lot with bags and baskets hoping to get some of the baby food, canned goods, noodles and other non-perishables. But a local church never came to pick up the food, as the store owner prior to the eviction said they had arranged. By the time the people showed up for the food, what was left inside the premises—as with any eviction—came into the ownership of the property holder, SunTrust Bank. The bank ordered the food to be loaded into dumpsters and hauled to a landfill instead of distributed. The people that gathered had to be restrained by police as they saw perfectly good food destroyed. Local Sheriff Richard Roundtree told the news “a potential for a riot was extremely high.”
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10 Biggest Unsolved U.S. Terrorism Cases

1 Wall Street Bombing (September 16,1920) – New York, New York 38 dead, 143 wounded The detonation of a horse-drawn wagon loaded with 45kg of dynamite and more than 200kg of scrap iron in front of the J.P. Morgan offices in New York remains the deadliest unsolved terrorist incident in U.S. history. Federal agents investigated, and dismissed, the possibility of involvement by Soviet saboteurs, the Communist Party USA and the Industrial Workers of the World. Historians believe the bombing may have been engineered by Italian anarchists.
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Self-medication in animals much more widespread than believed

It’s been known for decades that animals such as chimpanzees seek out medicinal herbs to treat their diseases. But in recent years, the list of animal pharmacists has grown much longer, and it now appears that the practice of animal self-medication is a lot more widespread than previously thought, according to a University of Michigan ecologist and his colleagues.
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Civet poop coffee may be threatening wild species

“Originally, the dung-covered beans were collected in coffee plantations but more recently, as more people wanted to drink coffee made from beans that had passed through the intestines of this small carnivore, entrepreneurs have begun sticking civets in cages, feeding them coffee beans and recollecting them from the dung for wholesale,” the paper’s author, Chris Shepherd the deputy regional director with anti-wildlife crime NGO TRAFFIC, told mongabay.com. “Reportedly, as demand rose, other civet species were captured and added to these captive civet coffee makers.”
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National Disgrace

Police almost never talk about or claim credit for making the arrests. Police make so many because they are easy arrests and because significant constituencies within police departments benefit from the arrests. Police work can be dangerous. Ordinary patrol and narcotics police like the marijuana arrests because they are relatively safe and easy. If an officer stops and searches 10 or 15 young people, one or two of them will likely have a bit of marijuana. All police have arrest quotas and often they can earn much-desired overtime pay by making a marijuana arrest toward the end of a shift. In New York City, arresting people for petty offenses for overtime pay is called “collars for dollars.” Every cop in the city knows that expression. From the officers’ point of view, people possessing marijuana are highly desirable arrestees. As one veteran lieutenant said, people whose only crime is marijuana possession are “clean,” meaning physically clean. Unlike junkies or winos
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News is bad for you – and giving up reading it will make you happier

In the past few decades, the fortunate among us have recognised the hazards of living with an overabundance of food (obesity, diabetes) and have started to change our diets. But most of us do not yet understand that news is to the mind what sugar is to the body. News is easy to digest. The media feeds us small bites of trivial matter, tidbits that don’t really concern our lives and don’t require thinking. That’s why we experience almost no saturation. Unlike reading books and long magazine articles (which require thinking), we can swallow limitless quantities of news flashes, which are bright-coloured candies for the mind. Today, we have reached the same point in relation to information that we faced 20 years ago in regard to food. We are beginning to recognise how toxic news can be.
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Should The Creepy Times Square Costumed Characters Be Regulated?

“Super Mario groped the woman,” says Times Square Alliance president Tim Tompkins. “Elmo was ranting anti-Semitic things. Spider-Man punched a woman in the face. Now a kid was attacked by Cookie Monster. And those are just ones where there’s been an arrest! We’ve anecdotally heard there’s a lot more that’s been happening. One of my staff members said an Elmo patted her backside when she was walking through Times Square on a crowded day.” Tompkins also pointed us to a photo of a man dressed as Toy Story’s Woody urinating in a doorway
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Does my bum look big on this? Barbie earns cash balancing things on ‘bum shelf’

BOOTY-OBSESSED Barbie Edwards has spent a fortune on food to get such a huge backside — but now her big butt is making big bucks. The 42-year-old mum claims she has the world’s largest bottom, and says she has used her unique asset to make a whopping £18,000 in the past six months just by BALANCING things on her behind. The colossal rear measures creating a “butt shelf” upon which Barbie can balance trays of food and drink — to the delight of her paying fans. The bouncy blonde is delighted with her shape and is now hoping to persuade Guinness World Records to include a new category for world’s biggest shelf behind. She said: “I used to hate my big hips and bum, but since I’ve been modelling it’s changed the way I feel about myself. My bum shelf has a career all of its own and I wouldn’t change it.”
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Pres Obama Signs Bill Killing Anti-Corruption, Pro-Transparency STOCK Act Provisions

So the very bill that Obama last year claimed was “a good first step” and suggested that “we should do even more in the months ahead”, has now been totally revised and stripped of the most important aspects which promote transparency in the new bill that he has just signed yesterday. Instead of doing more to increase transparency, Congress and President Obama have rolled back the very provisions of the bill which helped promote an open government, in a decidedly non-transparent manner (unanimous voice consent, closed-signing by the president).
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Police Chief Recovering After Eating Cake Laced With Pot

The Hocking County Sheriff’s office is trying to get to the bottom of who is responsible for drugging Laurelville Police Chief Mike Berkemeier. Berkemeier says the problem began Easter Sunday when he ate some cake sitting on his kitchen counter. ”I got up in the morning and ate it — the entire thing,” he said. Shortly after eating that cake, Berkemeier says he began to feel sick like never before. ”I thought I was dying,” he said. Berkemeier says all he could think to do was make the short drive from his home to the Laurelville police station for help. ”I don’t remember much of the drive here, even though it’s just a few blocks and was met by a couple of the medics from the fire department,” he said. Berkemeier tells 10TV medics transported him to Berger Hospital in Circleville where doctors performed tests to see what was wrong with him. ”I kept trying to explain to them this wasn’t getting any better. It just got worse,” he said. “I felt like I was out of my mind.”
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Hijacking airplanes with an Android phone

It’s amazing to discover that aviation – an industry where safety is of vital importance and every physical element has one or even two fail-safe mechanisms – is failing to secure the onboard computer, the heart and brain of the plane.
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To Catch Government Workers With Ties to Child Porn, Call the IRS

There is a national crisis of federal employees engaged in the child porn industry and a related epidemic at the state level.  I’ve documented two states, Vermont and Maine, that appear to be running state protected child trafficking rings with evidence of cops, judges, lawyers, clergy and government employees covering for each other. This kind of racketeering creates powerful, and extremely profitable, pedophile rings. Money drives the crime. It is estimated that a criminal willing to molest a child in front of a live webcam can earn $1,000 a night. In Kittery Maine, at the “Danish Health Club,” one bust yielded $6.1 million in “door fees” over a five year period with “prostitutes” earning $12 million. Pimps’ earnings were not reported. The “door man” was a retired police officer whose wife worked in back. This bust happened because of one hard-working IRS agent, Rod Giguere.
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The Same Compounds Behind Marijuana’s Distinctive Stinky Smells Give Clues About the Kinds of High You’ll Experience

So if THC levels are generally high across the board and the other cannabinoids are present only at trace levels, what makes one strain different from another? And why does each marijuana strain impart a distinct psychoactive effect? There must be something else in the plant that influences the quality of the cannabis high. David Watson, the master crafter of the foundational hybrid Skunk #1, was among the first to emphasize the importance of aromatic terpenes for their modifying impact on THC. Terpenes, or terpenoids, are the compounds in cannabis that give the plant its unique smell. THC and the other cannabinoids have no odor, so marijuana’s compelling fragrance depends on which terpenes predominate. It’s the combination of terpenoids and THC that endows each strain with a specific psychoactive flavor.
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New Documents Suggest IRS Reads Emails Without a Warrant

Everyone knows the IRS is our nation’s tax collector, but it is also a law enforcement organization tasked with investigating criminal violations of the tax laws. New documents released to the ACLU under the Freedom of Information Act reveal that the IRS Criminal Tax Division has long taken the position that the IRS can read your emails without a warrant—a practice that one appeals court has said violates the Fourth Amendment (and we think most Americans would agree).
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High-tech burglary suspect nabbed after secret camera found

The discovery of a hidden camera may help solve a series of break-ins at upscale homes in several North Texas cities. “This one has already been camouflaged,” said detective Ben Singleton, holding what looks like a piece of bark that would go unnoticed in most yards. It’s actually a video camera not much bigger than a matchbox, and it’s activated by a motion detector. Such cameras turned up in March planted outside several upscale homes in Dalworthington Gardens. “I’ve never seen anything like this. And most detectives in this area haven’t,” Singleton said. Earlier this month, John Anton discovered the first one near his driveway. “I had no idea what it was,” Anton said. “Very strange.” He took the device to Dalworthington Gardens police. “We tore one of these apart to figure out what it was all about,” Singleton said. The detective said it turned out to be surveillance for a long-running, sophisticated burglary scheme. But at first, police feared it might even be a kidnapping plot to
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Rebecca Solnit by Astra Taylor

Elites tend to believe in a venal, selfish, and essentially monstrous version of human nature, which I sometimes think is their own human nature. I mean, people don’t become incredibly wealthy and powerful by being angelic, necessarily. They believe that only their power keeps the rest of us in line and that when it somehow shrinks away, our seething violence will rise to the surface—that was very clear in Katrina. Timothy Garton Ash and Maureen Dowd and all these other people immediately jumped on the bandwagon and started writing commentaries based on the assumption that the rumors of mass violence during Katrina were true. A lot of people have never understood that the rumors were dispelled and that those things didn’t actually happen; it’s tragic.
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The GOP’s Drug-Testing Dragnet

The annual Drug & Alcohol Testing Industry Association (DATIA) conference, held in 2012 in San Antonio, Texas, looks like any other industry gathering. The 600 or so attendees sip their complimentary Starbucks coffee, munch on small plates of muffins and fresh fruit, and backslap old acquaintances as they file into a sprawling Marriott hotel conference hall. They will hear a keynote address by Robert DuPont, who served as drug policy director under Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford. Nothing odd about any of this until you consider that the main subject of the conference is urine.
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DC Introduces First Transgender Character in Mainstream Comics

Once banned from the world of mainstream comic books by the infamous Comics Code Authority, LGBT characters now have a stronger presence in the world of superhero comics than ever before, with gay and lesbian heroes like Batwoman, Northstar and Green Lantern Alan Scott openly declaring who they are — and even getting married. Today, DC Comics told Wired that it will continue to expand the LGBT diversity of its superhero universe by introducing the first openly transgender character in a mainstream superhero comic.
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Big Pharma Company Jacks Up Price of Overdose Life Saver by 1100%: Now, More People Will Die

A remarkable thing happened in 2008:  drug overdose surpassed auto fatalities as the leading cause of accidental death in the United States. Public health officials declared an epidemic, and communities united to battle this new enemy that had left a staggering body count in its wake. The people had a weapon,  naloxone, an antidote that reverses opiate overdose, and programs began popping up across the country to provide training and free naloxone to people at risk for overdose. But then Big Pharma stepped in. The same year that naloxone became so critical to saving lives, one pharmaceutical company secured a monopoly on its production and jacked up the prices by 1,100%.
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10 Weapons You Won’t Believe Are Legal

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5 Bizarre Sex Products Designed to Make You Feel Shame About Your Body

Bet you didn’t think you needed semen pills.
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AGAMBEN TOYS – APPOSITE BAUBLES FOR THE STATE OF EXCEPTION

Riot Toys
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Rat Chase Again Bedevils Fukushima Nuclear Plant

A blackout disabled cooling at four fuel pools last month, an event the company traced to a rat that might have gnawed on power cables and caused a short circuit. Engineers found its scorched body in a damaged switchboard. Tepco has since installed mousetraps at the site and promised to plug holes through which rats and other rodents might enter buildings and gnaw on important equipment. It has also promised to speed up work to install backup power cables to the fuel pools. But Friday afternoon, four workers using wire meshing to seal a space around electric cables caused a ground fault, or the accidental flow of current to the ground. No one was injured, but the ground fault shut off electricity to the cooling system at the No. 3 reactor fuel pool. “We were installing wire nets to keep the rats out. But the end of one of the wires may have momentarily come into contact with a live terminal,” said Masayuki Ono, general manager at Tepco’s Nuclear Power and Plant Siting Division. “…
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Dogs Wearing Pantyhose: Owners Put Tights On Their Canines In China

People seem to have a love-hate relationship with dogs dressed up like humans, but that hasn’t stopped the Internet from churning out more ridiculous memes. The latest installment: Dogs wearing pantyhose (OK, we’re classing it up a bit, Dis Magazine called it “bitches wearing pantyhose”) is a trend picking up in China, according to Sharp Daily, a Hong Kong news site.
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Man ‘took 40,000 ecstasy tablets’

At the height of his use, the man – known as “Mr A” – was taking 25 tablets a day, Psychosomatics journal revealed. The 37-year-old still had trouble with short-term memory problems seven years after he stopped taking the drug. Doctors at St George’s Hospital, London said Mr A’s case was extreme, but showed ecstasy’s long-term effects. It is possible to become psychologically dependent on the feelings associated with ecstasy but heavy daily use is extremely rare and it is not thought that people can become physically dependent Martin Barnes, DrugScope The doctors said it was the largest reported ecstasy lifetime consumption by one person, the previous being around 2,000 tablets. Writing in Psychosomatics, they say Mr A reported he had used ecstasy between the ages of 21 and 30. For two years, he took five tablets every weekend, rising to an average of 3.5 tablets per day for the next three years, then soaring to 25 tablets a day over the next four years.
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The Tunnel People That Live Under The Streets Of America

Did you know that there are thousands upon thousands of homeless people that are living underground beneath the streets of major U.S. cities?  It is happening in Las Vegas, it is happening in New York City and it is even happening in Kansas City.  As the economy crumbles, poverty in the United States isabsolutely exploding and so is homelessness.  In addition to the thousands of “tunnel people” living under the streets of America, there are also thousands that are living in tent cities, there are tens of thousands that are living in their vehicles and there are more than a million public school children that do not have a home to go back to at night.  The federal government tells us that the recession “is over” and that “things are getting better”, and yet poverty and homelessness in this country continue to rise with no end in sight.  So what in the world are things going to look like when the next economic crisis hits?
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Amsterdam to create ‘scum villages’

Amsterdam is to create “Scum villages” where nuisance neighbours and anti-social tenants will be exiled from the city and rehoused in caravans or containers with “minimal services” under constant police supervision.
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US won’t be returning to moon, NASA chief says

America won’t be repeating that historic one small step anytime soon — not according to NASA chief Charlie Bolden, anyway. “NASA is not going to the Moon with a human as a primary project probably in my lifetime,” Bolden told a joint meeting of the Space Studies Board and the Aeronautics and Space Engineering Board in Washington last week
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I quit: Joel Osteen target of elaborate hoax

As many of you may know, and may have heard in the news recently, many of my sermons have deviated from traditional Christian doctrine. I have been accused of altering the ‘message’ to fit my own doctrine and dogma. Others have accused me of preaching ‘feel good Christianity’. I have also been accused of profiting greatly from my ministry, with my books and television deals. Many of their criticisms are legitimate. What they don’t know is that deep down in my heart, for a number of years now, I have been questioning the faith, Christianity and whether Jesus Christ is really my, or anyone’s, ‘savior’. I believe now that the Bible is a fallible, flawed, highly inconsistent history book that has been altered hundreds of times. There is zero evidence the Bible is the holy word of God. In fact, there is zero evidence “God” even exists. No God worth believing in is going to send you to Hell for not believing in him. Not even the worst sinner and scum of the Earth deserves eternal torment
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Barely Legal Aliens

  • Federal law enforcement and national security officials are preparing to seek sweeping new regulations for the Internet, arguing that their ability to wiretap criminal and terrorism suspects is “going dark” as people increasingly communicate online instead of by telephone. Essentially, officials want Congress to require all services that enable communications — including encrypted e-mail transmitters like BlackBerry, social networking Web sites like Facebook and software that allows direct “peer to peer” messaging like Skype — to be technically capable of complying if served with a wiretap order. The mandate would include being able to intercept and unscramble encrypted messages. The bill, which the Obama administration plans to submit to lawmakers next year, raises fresh questions about how to balance security needs with protecting privacy and fostering innovation. And because security services around the world face the same problem, it could set an example that is copied globally.
  • THE United Nations was set today to appoint an obscure Malaysian astrophysicist to act as Earths first contact for any aliens that may come visiting.
  • So here is my idea. Since we are too goddamn immature to legalize prostitution across the nation, I think every man and woman, at the age of 18, should be allotted a sex toy of their choosing. Butt plugs, vibrators, foot fifis, the choice is yours. Everyone gets one hour a day to fud themselves insane. Think of it as a relaxtion technique, just you and your toy for one hour, whipping yourself into a frenzy, thinking of whatever sick fucking fantasy gets you off, until you sexplode. Afterwards you won’t want to kill your children, you won’t feel like drinking yourself into a coma, you won’t be tempted to shoot your TV, Elvis style, and you will get some much needed exercise. It’s a win win for everyone.
  • This document collects reported cases where the anti-circumvention provisions of the DMCA have been invoked not against pirates, but against consumers, scientists, and legitimate competitors.
  • the encyclopedia of skepticism, science and reason.
  • “Disinformation”: is a preemptive dissemination of deliberately misleading information announced publicly or leaked by a government, intelligence agency, corporation or other entity to prevent a target audience from realizing accurate conclusions.
  • Indie ice cream pioneer Ben & Jerry’s will be dropping the phrase “All Natural” from some of its ice cream and frozen yogurt cartons, it announced today. The flavors containing alkalized cocoa, corn syrup, and partially hydrogenated soybean oil particularly irked the folks over at the Center for the Science in the Public Interest, who had asked the company to stop using “all natural” claims last month in a letter to parent company Unilever.
  • This is a censorship bill that runs roughshod over freedom of speech on the Internet. Free speech is vitally important to democracy, which is why the government is restricted from suppressing speech except in very specific, narrowly-tailored situations. But this bill is the polar opposite of narrow — not only in the broad way that it tries to define a site “dedicated to infringing activities,” but also in the solution that it tries to impose — a block on a whole domain, and not just the infringing part of the site.
  • He had admitted crimes beyond those of which he was suspected. His crimes included 20 rapes between 1995 and 2010 in Krefeld, Bonn, Düsseldorf, Cologne, Aachen, Venlo and Eupen, as well as more than 1,000 other sex crimes, most of which were indecent exposures with so-called “pity ploys” to lure women. This usually consisted of pretending that he could not move his arms. “He had lured women and asked them to help him urinate,” said Stickelbrock. “The majority of cases of sexual acts occurred this way.” State prosecutor Eberhard Harings said Jörg P. could not actually be tried for most of these cases because the woman had voluntarily participated, according to Bild.
  • Bagnes was arrested in May 2009 after he walked through a White City neighborhood, dropping fliers showing diaper-clad children on lawns. Two girls approached Bagnes to ask what he was doing and he lowered his pants to show them he had on an Elmo diaper.
  • The unidentified man followed two teen girls – 13 and 14 – into Pomeroy Park in Avondale around 4:30 p.m. and first exposed his penis to them before he began “simulating a sexual act with a large plastic dinosaur in the park,” according to a state police news release.
  • Betty James ordered a pair of sneakers online for one of her children from Finish Line Inc.’s website. She was stunned when she opened the box Tuesday and found marijuana wrapped in a cigar leaf, known as a blunt.
  • Three British Columbia men are facing charges after police say they drove their van, disguised as a school bus, from school to school in Alberta selling drugs.

    Mounties pulled over the van on Hwy. 63 near Wood Buffalo, Alta., after receiving several complaints that it had been visiting area schools.

    Inside the van, police found about marijuana, hashish oil, heroin, magic mushrooms, ecstasy tablets, and numerous items of drug paraphernalia.
    Thanks Patrick Nybakken.

  • A slight increase of heat in China’s Sichuan province made the local cats grow wing like structures.
  • A kitty in Chongqing, China, is getting some extra-special attention these days: The furry feline has developed wings! Though born looking completely normal, once the cat hit the age of 1, he began growing wing-shaped appendages on either side of his spine, the U.K.’s Daily Mail reports.
  • In the weeks after the April 20 Deepwater Horizon oil rig explosion, scientists surveying the surface near the drill site spotted relatively huge particles—several centimeters across—of sea snot. These particularly slimy flakes of “marine snow” are made up of tiny dead and living organic matter, according to Uta Passow, a biological oceanographer at the University of California, Santa Barbara. Tiny plants in the ocean called phytoplankton produce a mucus-like substance when stressed, and it’s possible that exposure to the Deepwater Horizon oil caused them to pump out more of the sticky stuff than usual. This abundance of “mucus” made the naturally occurring marine-snow particles—usually about a few millimeters wide—even stickier.
  • The owner of Segway died on Sunday riding one of his company’s electric scooters off a cliff and into a river.
  • Time dilation arises in two situations. In one case, time appears to move slower the closer you are to a massive object, such as the Earth. So a person hovering in a hot-air balloon, for example, actually ages faster than someone standing below. Time also ticks by faster for someone at rest relative to someone moving. Einstein dramatized this second strangeness with the twin paradox — one 25-year-old twin traveling in a rocket ship near the speed of light for what he perceives as a few months will return to Earth to find the other has reached middle age.
  • The Vantix biosensor, designed by Cambridge-based Universal Sensors is a quick, accurate, and inexpensive technology that can allegedly measure microscopic residue of marijuana and cocaine in saliva [mixture of water, protein, and salts that makes food easy to swallow; begins digestion] within a few minutes.
  • Seven elderly retired Air Force officers called a news conference at the National Press Club in Washington on Monday afternoon — covered, improbably, by CNN — to disclose that they witnessed the UFOs rendering U.S. nuclear missiles temporarily inoperable during the Cold War.
  • ✫ Lindsay Lohan drugs heroin syringe pictures

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Beastiality Bed ‘n Breakfast

  • a 16-year-old Arkansas boy is suing his mother for hacking into his Facebook account and allegedly posting slanderous remarks.
  • Police say a Pennsylvania father went to his son’s elementary school to retrieve nearly four ounces of marijuana from the kindergartner’s Elmo backpack.
  • Two billboards in Marsa advertising the Pope’s visit to Malta got the unlikely addition of two stencilled images of what looks like a panda. It is not clear why the “artist” in question juxtaposed the bears with the Pope. The organising committee was alerted yesterday morning and it plans to erase the images.
  • Consider this a public service announcement for you youngsters out there. As the following video illustrates, you should never take acid before going to the Boston airport if you’re young and stupid and can’t hold your acid
  • Mary Dennis, a 38-year-old mom from Clark County, Indiana, was going through a divorce and admitted to police that it was a “crazy time in her life.” So she decided to make it even crazier by inviting her daughter’s teenage friends over for group sex… The bashes began last September, when Dennis began hosting boys for sessions of drink and getting naked. She knew her 13-year-old daughter was having sex with at least two boys, and it seems mom wanted to get in on the act. Over time, police say Dennis sexed up seven boys. Her daughter told police she once walked past mom’s bedroom to find her having sex with one boy while two others watched. Dennis also carried on a multiple-month relationship with one boy who eventually came to see himself as the man of the house.
  • “I’ve been spending some time cleaning out my studio, and when I found these 70’s vintage Popy toy catalogs, I felt the need to scan-and-share. Aside from the obvious and gratuitous display of voluptuous toy pr0n, I’m digging the photography and graphic design, which, like pretty much everything from Japan, goes that extra mile to make even the most simple piece of promo/commercial ephemera look irresistible. Just look at that type treatment! Probably hand-drawn, too. The JM (standing for “Jumbo Machinder”) shield/stamp on the back is wonderful too.”
  • From the perspective of a war planner or soldier, the feral city is also spatially impenetrable, a maze resistant to aerial mapping. Indeed, its “buildings, other structures, and subterranean spaces, would offer nearly perfect protection from overhead sensors, whether satellites or unmanned aerial vehicles,” Norton writes. This is something Russell W. Glenn, formerly of the RAND Corporation—an Air Force think tank based in Southern California—calls “combat in Hell.” In his 1996 report of that name, Glenn pointed out that “urban terrain confronts military commanders with a synergism of difficulties rarely found in other environments,” many of which are technological. For instance, the effects of radio communications and global positioning systems can be radically limited by dense concentrations of architecture, turning what might otherwise be an exotic experience of pedestrian urbanism into a claustrophobic labyrinth inhabited by unseen enemy combatants.
  • A Twin Falls woman convicted of forcing a 13-year-old boy to touch her breasts was sentenced Monday to life in prison.
  • Is there a “Cow Tunnel” somewhere beneath 12th Avenue right now, just waiting for landmark designation? According to Edible Geography, historian Betty Fussel discovered that cattle traffic was so heavy in the 1870s that a tunnel was built to increase the flow to slaughterhouses along 12th Avenue and 34th Street. The underground passages were eventually made redundant when refrigerated train cars were introduced, but they’re rumored to still be there!
  • Cult figure Kim Fowley, record producer, rock impresario, songwriter and musician. Manager of The Runaways, Animal Man and the original Mayor of the Sunset Strip. “One of the most colorful characters in the annals of rock & roll.” Thrill to gossipy stories of Sly Stone and Doris Day; Sonny and Cher; Cat Stevens, Led Zeppelin, Gene Vincent and more.
  • Olympic Governing Body Under Fire; 36 Swim Coaches Banned for Life Because of Sexual Misconduct with Teens
  • Over the next five days, she was sexually assaulted three times by Seagal at a house “many miles from New Orleans in a remote rural area of Jefferson Parish,” the suit said. Seagal also kept “two young Russian ‘attendants’ on staff who were available for his sexual needs 24 hours a day, 7 days a week,” it said.
  • The system that Lower Merion school officials used to track lost and stolen laptops wound up secretly capturing thousands of images, including photographs of students in their homes, Web sites they visited, and excerpts of their online chats, says a new motion filed in a suit against the district.
  • But perhaps one of the most fascinating, feverishly-rumoured tales about the band concerns a stash of drugs John Lennon supposedly buried in his garden in 1967. The rock legend is said to have dug a hole for a vast quantity of LSD at Kenwood, in Weybridge, Surrey only to then forget where he’d put them, leaving the illegal bounty hidden underground forever. It has now emerged that a group of builders working at the estate, where Lennon lived between 1964 and 1968, have made an amazing and potentially decisive discovery while digging up the lawn. They are reported to have found a leather holdall containing several large, broken glass bottles, plus one that has not smashed.
  • The new highs include substances such as MDPV, methylone and butylone. All of them mimic the effects of other, better-known drugs, such as cocaine and ecstasy.
  • A coca-based soft drink went on sale in Bolivia this week. Coca Colla, made from the coca leaf and named after Bolivia’s indigenous Colla people, is the latest manifestation of President Evo Morales’ quest to expand legal markets for coca products.
  • RIP. CARNIVORE!
  • “This stuff is just truly bizarre,” he said. “These were mice that had their tails cut off, they were smothered in Vaseline and they had string tied around them.”
    Thanks Teddy.
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‘Knight Rider’ Trans Am up for sale
Crowd Fights – Uefa, Roma, Man, United, Beatings
What are some atypical symbols of New York?
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Marc Bolan & T Rex – Children Of The Revolution
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WIRE: Heartbeat (1979)
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Pink Panther Car – Truly Iconic – From Original Cartoon
Bloody Ukiyo-e
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Fun With Lil’ Round Stickers
NSFW
Police quiz boy, 10, for calling schoolfriend ‘gay’
Children in India cheaper than buffaloes
Bigfoot as Buddha?
Teacher who threw feces at boy may keep job
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Zamboni driver skates by drunken driving law
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A “friendly” bacteria found in soil has the same uplifting effects as those produced by anti-depressant drugs, the study found.
Keith Richards: ‘I Snorted My Father’
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Elective Home Surgery FAQ
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Guy Has Orgasm Under Hypnosis
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Suni Williams will run Boston Marathon aboard international space station
Top 100 April Fool’s Day Hoaxes Of All Time
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All Eyez On U
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Grow-your-own Viagra craze hits Britain’s garden centres
Officer Who Shoved Skateboarder Gets Suspension
Put the guns and knives down pleads P Diddy
Bomb found underneath Santa Cruz police car
Today’s Favorite Gif
Recommendations: what they’re REALLY saying about you
Celebrity Cameltoe Watch‚Ñ¢: Rachel Smith, Miss USA 2007
Elvis No Longer King of Dead Celebrities
Hot Lion On Woman Action
Japanese Set Record for Longest Concert
184 hours non-stop
Black Panther Newspaper Covers
Plagues Riots and Disasters
Bloody, satanic, amnesia case baffles Italian police
Swiss man jailed for 10 years for spray painting on Thai king’s portrait
A Swiss man was jailed for 10 years Thursday for insulting Thailand’s revered king by vandalising his portraits during a drunken spree.
SoCal Fire Threatens Hollywood Sign
Cross Yer Fingers (That It Burns!)
Cyberclues Lead to Conn. Robbery Arrest
A bank robbery suspect was arrested after leaving a trail of cyberclues, including an online search for “how not to rob a bank,” police said.
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Anna Nicole Tribute in Glitter on Wood
Virtual Shoe Museum
Stax Museum of American soul music
MC Rove – Conservative Humor
Hip-Hop Just Rolled In It’s Grave
Proto-Nazi Hoax: The “Ape” in Green Hell
Pennsylvania Bigfoot Society
Pennsylvania one of top states for Bigfoot sightings
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Japanese Sword Murders
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Man Steals Virgin Mary Statue, Paints It To Look Like Clown
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‘911 Closed, Everyone at Doughnut Shop’
Slayer Fan Contest : TRIBUTE MURAL
Gates Of Hell, Centralia, PA
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7 Great Sports Scams, Scandals, and Hoaxes.
Chocolate Jesus angers Catholics
World’s Most Expensive Camera Will Set You Back Over $1 Million
Al Goldstein for President in 2008
When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go…
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Prescription Ecstasy and Other Pipe Dreams
Belladonna Interview
Japanese goldfish live in (and clean) a deep fryer
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Slow Love
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H.G. Lewis: The Godfather of Gore
Sinbad Death Hoax
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‘Meth Candy’ Targets Young Users
Israel Group Nixes Pot on Passover
Wedgie Hazing Sends Student to the Emergency Room
James Brown & Pavarotti
Gangster who built world’s tallest log cabin
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
Female orgasm on bike
Traffickers’ party
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Assorted Donuts – A Tribute To J Dilla
Seagull Catching
Barbra Walters interviews Sean Connery on smackin’ bitches
William Spencer Hollarado!
Most interesting skating I’ve seen in a while!
Chicken Fried Husband
Neighbors react to alleged slay-grilling
Mmmmmmm
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Merrill Howard Kalin edited
30 Strangest Deaths in History.
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Head-shop case goes to Wyoming’s high court
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Threatened By YouTube
Feds: Cocaine dealer used online videos to intimidate snitching kin
No sex please, we’re daddy’s little girls
Chatroom users ‘egged on father to kill himself live on webcam’
How a lottery winner spends his multi-million-dollar jackpot
Alligator Feeding Time
How Doctors Got Into the Torture Business
Skater Hater: Cop Decks Skateboarder
Making Lizard Wine in Vietnam
The History of Satanism
Angel Of Death – Slayer: BSG & CD Remix
Meinhof gang killer is released
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The Flying Saucers of North America
Schmidt Sting Pain Index
Totally Psychedelic Mammal Intestine Tapeworm
The Straight Dope: Why the weird religious ravings on Dr. Bronner’s soap?
Voyeur charges over camera in bottle
Man accused of filming two female roommates as they showered
Preschool Finds Toddler High On Cocaine
They get younger every year!
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MISFITS covering BLACK FLAG Rise Above
Black Flag – six pack – Urban Struggle
Henry Rollins beats up a fan
Black Flag – Black Coffee – Depression – Live in Germany 83
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Black Flag – Where Are They Now?
Black Flag – SM Civic Aud. 1982
Black Flag – Six Pack live 1981 – Cuckoo’s Nest
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Breakdown – Tompkins Square Park NYC 1988
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Russian Man Grows Penis on Arm
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Blueberry Pancakes
A great collection of movie clips dedicated to the beautiful women who are also “dangerous”.
GIRLS ARE FOR LOVING (Cheri Caffaro)
VIRGINS FROM HELL (Nina Anwar) headscissors
Wedding Thriller Dance
White People!
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Turkish Wizard of Oz (1971)
Water Balloon
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Toys that should not exist
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Squirrel Catapult!
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Christian Rock: Exposed
Satanic Clip Art Repository – Evil and Demonic Images For Use in Promoting Satanism
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Finding FREEDOM from Homosexuality
Imagine
SATAN BUSTERS
Charles Manson, Son of Sam and the Process Church of the Final Judgement
EXIT By Robert DeGrimston
The Process Church of The Final Judgment
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
Palestinian invents queuing socks
Soviet Propaganda Against USA (posters)
The Apple iRack
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TV Reporter Cat Attack
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50 Incredible Rap Songs You Need To Hear … Right Now (1-10)
The Etch-A-Sketchist: Lil Wayne + Birdman
Teen Charged in Detroit Graffiti Slaying
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What 53 Million Dollars of Mexican Drug Money Looks Like
Luxury Pie: NYC Restaurant Offers $1,000 Pizza
After-Abortion eCards
These e-cards were created to address the range of experiences people can have with abortion.
Dying woman loses marijuana appeal
Scarface Audio Clips
Scarface “Fly Pelican Fly”
Petition Spot – Scarface Part 2 With Al Pacino
Girl Finds Missing Dog’s Head In Box On Doorstep
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Try and not get this stuck in yer head!
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Bones Brigade Video Show (Skateboarding)
Swedish Summer Camp 1985 Trailer
Hot girls at Field Hockey
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Edison Natural Gas Explosion – Durham Woods
PEPCON Explosion
Chiquita Banana
Suicide On TV – Budd Dwyer Shoots Self In Face At Press Conference
‘N’ word not illegal in Africa
Prison Tattoos
A Visual Database of Extremist Symbols, Logos and Tattoos
Tupac Shakur Tattoos
ADC – STGs – Gang Art at a Glance
Christine Chubbuck
Des Moines Renaissance Faire 2005 TV Commercial
Official Website of Thomas Kuebler, Sculptor of Unique Creatures & Characters
5-Minute Project: Drill-Powered Skateboard
Sluts On MySpace
NSFW
House is an island
Unabomber Pipe Dreaming
Drunk Squirrel
Squirrel Melts
Twirl a Squirrel
HAROLD on ED
Thnx Peter Sutherland
project two – Interactive Flash Music Game
Thnx Ryan Kitson
Israel recalls ‘naked ambassador’
Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was found drunk and naked apart from bondage gear.
Pitbulls Vs. Bull
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Family day at the shooting range
Johny boy takes a shit in walmart pt. 1
A japanese high school girl in gym shorts
Synthesizer Patel
Lorry-load of marijuana abandoned
Scared Straight 1978 part 1
2 very sick human beings
Fat Kid DDR
Typical New Jersey Guy
The Flying Lizards – Money (Live)
Verner Panton’s Visiona video tour
Edith Bunker foils a rapist
Slim Jeans – Commercial
1970 Levi’s Commercial
Hobo Soup
100 Person Flashmob Randomly Chasing After People
Doctor Who pirate incident news cast
WTTW Chicago – Max Headroom Pirating Incident – 11-22-87
American Idol Audition Turdzilla 2007 Gold Ticket
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‘his condominium caught fire while he was cooking methamphetamine in a toaster oven’
Cops Arrest A Midget
The Stereoscopic Skin Clinic
Tower Block Dreams Part 1
Rapper Joey Jihad Knocked out cold and then robbed.
YOUNG BUCKS CHAIN IN IOWA
Comic hero Captain America dies
Jada Pinket-Smith’s Metal Band!
Nirvana Cover Gone Wrong
Zippo Lighter Trick Gone Wrong
National Anthem x Drunk Cop = Gone Wrong!
Experiment Gone Wrong
The Best of Craigslist – Fleshbot
Our bagels are like vaginas
The Jesus & Mary Chain – Just Like Honey & Inside Me (Live)
My Bloody Valentine, Only Shallow
Dub Narcotic Soundsystem Live
Calvin’s Got Some Funky Whiteboy Bez-esque Moves
NEVER GET BUSTED PREVIEW DAY 1- Narcotic Detector Dogs
When Drag Queens Attack
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The Dutty wine gone wrong
dutty wine !! Gone wrong!!
Happy Mondays “Step On”
Section 25 “Looking from a Hilltop” (Version 2)
A Certain Ratio “Shack Up”
The Stone Roses – Fools Gold
Stone Roses – I Wanna Be Adored
CAN – GERMAN TV – 1971
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Popol Vuh – Improvisation (1971)
Guru Guru – Electric Junk (1971)
Spookular : Frankenstien pt 1
Helter Skelter (Trippy shit)
Charles Manson Clips
Charles Manson Sings
Charles Manson interview in San Quentin Prison
The Baby Bird
I’m gonna have a baby!
Thnx Ryan Kitson!
Mom pleads guilty to using baby as a weapon
Guns n’ Roses – Civil War
Awesome Outfit W.Axl!
Don’s Guns
Nora, The Piano-Playing Cat
Thnx Claw!
Fat Kid Getting Scared
fat black kid rubs baccon grease all over his fat self :]
TotallyNSFW: That’s One Hungry Tiger
Graffiti Vandal Busted
KET
NWA Worker Charged With Sex Assault On Flight
Northwest With Attitude
shiver.tv
Bluce Wirris
Thnx Bret Pittman!
Every cloud has a silver lining…
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
GG Allin @ Space at Chase
NSFW (lil’ wiener)
Hairstyle Names From 1970s Ebony Ad
The Best Place To Hide Money: Conversation With A Burglar
Union Co. students caught making porn movie between classes
A Politically Incorrect Restaurant
trip_and_fall
Man accused of leaving sex DVDs on vehicles
KLF (live) – Justified and Ancient with Tammy Wynette
KLF-The Documentary
Chicken Fried Bacon
Russian Policemen Smoking Pot
Take a trip to ease your final journey
Patti Smith “You Light Up My Life” on “Kids Are People Too”
Condom device wins Most Beautiful award
Copenhagen erupts over squatter action
Charging moose brings down hovering helicopter
Andy’s Ticket Stubs
Skate Camp – week5
Cat Ladders
Thnx Tim Barber!
Human liver, part of head sent to home
The Golden Age of Gang Graffiti Slideshow
(¬Ø`’‚Ä¢.¬∏gg allin & club kids jane whitney part 1¬∏.‚Ä¢’¬¥¬Ø)
gg allin
A Terrible Thing to Waste
Genius Ecoterrorist
Best Sushi Ever.
Thnx Alain!
An American Hippie in Israel trailer
Awesome!
How To Deep Throat
NNSSFFWW
NO VANDALISM ALLOWED!!
Trainsurfing Remix
Trainsurfing Southafrica
Trainsurfing Soweto
Extreme Trainsurfer
BBC, CNN Employ Magical Psychic News Announcers
thnx 323
Os Mutantes – Comerciais Shell
The man who fell 12,000 ft … and survived
John Edwards Second Life HQ vandalized.
How To cook Cocaine
Drunk Girls: Total Tits
THE CRIMSON GHOST – TRAILER
Crispin Glover’s house
Queen – Flash Gordon
SlingBlade-French Fries
The Cure-Just Like Heaven
Police Academy 2-4 – Zed
Jimi Hendrix By Micheal Winslow
Who’s Johnny?
Michael Winslow – Immigrant Song
Racial slur banned in New York
“N-word”
Seinfeld Recut (Krammer apoligizes on letterman)
Police: Young women laughed while robbing bank
Wet ‘N Messy
Shakira Ass Shaking Compilation
Neu Rave on Arte, 18.01.07
TRASHFASHION – IT’S A RAVE DAVE
This Is Nu RAve
Zits, Boils, and Cysts – Top 10 Countdown
NY Anything … It’s A NY thing
Big Zit
Pole Dancing Gone Wrong
HUGE Zit
Huge Zit Pop Horse Cyst
NASA plan for unstable astronauts: Duct tape, tranquilizers
Virtual terror strikes Second Life
6 Chaska middle schoolers charged in drug case
drug charges were filed Friday against six seventh- and eighth-graders, accused of selling and possessing marijuana at Chaska Middle School
Bird-brained Chinese scientists learn to fly pigeons
Scientists in eastern China say they have succeeded in controlling the flight of pigeons with micro electrodes planted in their brains
Judge says local suspect will stand trial for sodomy
Michigan law does not explicitly define sex with a dead dog as a crime
eBay: 2007 Topps series 1 derek jeter mantle bush (item 200083825219 end time Feb-27-07 16:08:12 PST)
Gag card shows Jeter, Mantle, Bush
Printable Cold Sores
Nintendo Guitar
Christian Clown Training 2
Christian Clown Training 1
Swiss paper publishes bogus Gucci ad
The Art of G.I. Joe
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
Honus Wagner baseball card sells for record $2.3 million
Why don’t I know anyone named ‘Honus’ ?
John Terry KNOCKED OUT vs Arsenal
IasosIasos
Is this ‘Nu Rave’?!
Legacy of an adventurer
Cassette Playa
Is this ‘NU RAVE’?!
Incredible Fishing Video
Thnx EMone
Van Damme – Breakin’
“My War” by Black Flag
NIRVANA – ALL APOLOGIES BACKWARDS LISTEN AT 1:30
NIRVANA – POLLY – BACKWARDS REVERSE
Gwar on Joan Rivers Show
Bad Brains – “Big Takeover” – CBGB 1982
FLIPPER -WAY OF THE WORLD
Where’s the Beef?!
ORIGINAL VILLAIN NETWORK TEASER TRAILER
Incestuous German pair fight case
‘Fart bomb’ closes postal centre and roads
Clowns killed on stage
Two circus clowns have been shot dead during a performance in the eastern Colombian city of Cucuta
Extra-special cat has 26 toes
Lunar Eclipse Saturday March 3rd
NZ fishermen land colossal squid
teenage unicorn
“Dash Snow’s Coke” On eBay New Frontier In Digital Art
Monkey With Robot Arm
Anna Nicole Smith – complete cesarean video
Anna Nicole Wacked Out Of Her Mind In Clown Makeup!
Eagle Man Commercial
Police blotter: Teens prosecuted for racy photos
Huge Fearmongering Billboards Urge Preparedness for A Terror Attack on 11/9/09
yourmom.org
NSFW
Revenge of Bananas
NSFW
Samwell – “What What (In the Butt)”
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
Captain Beefheart – Lick my decals off, baby (advertisement)
Beefheart on Letterman
Will It Blend? – Coke + Chicken = Cochicken
Will It Blend? – iPod
Will It Blend? – 2 Dancing Princesses
Will It Blend? – Cassette Tapes
Will It Blend? – Pickled Pigs Feet
Will It Blend? – Thanksgiving Dinner
Peter Punk – “Dead Pussycats”
Citizen Tania by Pettibon / Markey
Lovedolls Superstar Fully Realized trailer
Macaroni & Me (starring Redd Kross)
Redd Kross LIVE @ Santa Monica Pier 1982
Grunge Pedal
Dee Dee King
Dee Dee Ramone on The Uncle Floyd Show
Zoogz Rift on The Uncle Floyd Show
Zoogz Rift – Heart Attack
Genuine Nerd Toby Radloff – Nerds Favorite Foods 1988
Genuine Nerd Toby Radloff – Toby’s Big Mac Attack
Genuine Nerd Toby Radloff – Breakfast Cereal Test – 1989
Kobayashi vs Giant Bear
Dancing Hamburger
Crossroads Guitar Duel – Steve Vai battles Karate Kid
U.G.L.Y., You Aint Got No Alibi
New Jersey begins gay ‘weddings’
“Gotta love jersey! …even if its from the back.” -Leo
He’s not done yet, put him back in.
!!! BUY BRITNEYS HAIR !!!
THE WATCHISMO TIMES: Ain’t nothin like your first Time – Vintage Kids Watches
Super Mario Bros. 3 – The Lost Levels
Knitta, Please
SpaceShip Man
Thnx Alain
Win a Radical Trip to Dracula’s Hometown.
Stumpy the Duckling born with four legs
Mummified body found in front of blaring TV
Thnx Leo
Neo-Nazi rally was organized by FBI informant
Thnx 323
Big Sausage Pizza
NSFW!
The Symbiosis of Graffiti and Commerce
Heavy metal fashion – Wikipedia
Al Capone Museum
Terror in the Sky
Pre-9/11. From the 12 yr old director of Shark.
I Love You Kenisha
Fucking TEDDY BEAR
WESTSIDE!!!!
mmm, cherries…Silicone and fiberglass sexy female sculpture, life size.
my fave furniture
Private Sculpture
The science of Godzilla
cop ejaculates on a motorist but escapes criminal liability
Maltese Falcon swiped from SF restaurant
Anna’s Death Fridge — Methadone and Slim-Fast
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
Talking Urinal Cakes Offer Drinking And Driving Advice
VBS.TV – Shows: The Cute Show
VBS.TV – Shows: Epicly Later’d
Stallion semen collection
You thought yer job was bad…
Cam-50-Dis-Radio
Curtis!
50 CENT – FUNERAL MUSIC (CAM’RON DISS)
Meinhof gang killer to be freed
Kream Pie
I’ve Been Slimed
He Slimed Us
Worst of You Can’t Do That On Television 89
You Can’t Do That On Television: Best Show EVER.
slimed
Klaus Harmony | Legendary Porn Composer
The Best Album Cover Ever
Former NBA center Amaechi comes out as gay
The Sophomore Band
NYC///THE WEEK IN DANTE ROSS…
LA 1991
beat this will
Nina Hagen – New York New York
A PAIR OF SLAPPERS!!
Chocolate Stallion
Happy Slapper Gets twatted
KERSAL MASSIVE vs SLAYER
KERSAL MASSIVE vs THE CURE
The Kersal Massive
Prince live SuperBowl XLI Press Conference
“Sly gets 10 gs” – ESPO
Ex-secretary found guilty of stealing Coke secrets
2 held in Boston scare released – U.S. Security
Fake Street Art As Ads….Oh Jeeeeeeezzzzz
JUMP!
mascot models
Chicken Knickers
Dinosaur Jr. – just like heaven
‘Kid Funk’: Musical Rarities from the 1970s
Police use stun guns on greased, naked student
‘Hobbit’ human ‘is a new species’
Thnx Leo
The Jesus and Mary Chain – You Trip Me Up (Live)
“Jesus and marychain lip sike-ing” – Thnx Espo
Nick Cave – Love Letter (Live)
Synth coke
Encyclpedia of Spanking art
LoL
Flickrdreams
Superman Forced To Do Porn
Documentary on bestiality premieres at Sundance Film Festival
Erect iguana faces penis trauma
DIEBOLD VOTING MACHINE KEY COPIED FROM PHOTO AT COMPANY’S OWN ONLINE STORE!
We’re Fucked!
BLACK SABBATH-IAN GILLAN-HEAVEN AND HELL LIVE
Krajewski Sewryn (Czerwone Gitary) – Anna Maria (1968)
L.A. Style – James Brown Is Dead [1991]
Oh You Mad Cuz I’m Stylin On You?
CBGB’S Punk Rock Box of Chocolates
Don’t ask what they are filled with!
Mummified baby found in storage unit
Kool G Rap ft. Nas – Fastlife
CIA Gets in Your Face(book)
Tijuana police issued slingshots
Blood Walk
Thnx Leo
A Big Slap to the Clean Train Era
Tag Cloud for 2007 State of the Union at Pattern Recognition
Russian Skaters Vs. Skinheads
Star Wars done with hands!
Thnx Peter Sutherland
Plasmatics: butcher baby
Agnostic Front – 1986 Uncle Floyd
Lemmy & Phil of Motorhead destroying a hotelroom
JT free styling about graffiti
’12-year-old’ is 29-year-old sex offender
Skateboarder Commercial
David Shrigley+Blur+Shynola
900 to fakie
johnny thunders – pipeline (Mudd Club, NYC 9/30/1982)
Thnx Patrick O’Dell
Hulk Hogan Vs WTC
Graffiti Chocolate Bars
thnx billyeeeee
dj jazzy jeff spinning Nirvana
Why People Become Funk Stylers …
Boogaloo Shrimp
Black Sabbath – Children Of The Grave – California 1974
Black Sabbath Fantasia Synch
Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath – Paranoid
Iron Man – Black Sabbath
Thnx Neck Face
Boy, 9, takes flight in car, then hops jets
Shrimp on a Treadmill w/ The Final Countdown!
So what if i am a Black woman
Thnx Sara
Suspect in huge Brazil bank theft found dead
Sun Ra Space is The Place
A cold one for man’s best friend
‘Table-sized flat’ for ¬£170,000
Thnx Leo
Vato Gets Knocked The Fuck Out
Study Finds No Cancer-Marijuana Connection
Chevy Chase horks biggest rail ever
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
Squeeze – Up the Junction (TOTP)
Thnx Espo
eBay: Vintage1965 loaf of WONDER BREAD UNOPENED AWESOME!
Owner of ritzy shop sues homeless for $1 million
POSH SHOP BIDS FOR BUM’S RUSH
B52s-Rock Lobster-S-N-L
Latest Trend In Graffiti…
Pictures of early 80’s Cosmic Italian disco
Sex in Islam. Islamic Teachings and Sex. Female Sexuality and Islam
Drunk Girl Nipple Slips
SHINY SHORTS
Ashley Simpson Upskirt
The Pogues – Fairytale Of New York
Decomposition with music
GG-Allin- I wana rape you Live In San Antonio 1992
Ice-T’s 900 Number | (1989)
Thnx Espo
stop & shop magic
Magnolia – wetting pants scene
Jean Michel Basquiat – Painting Live, Downtown (1981)
poetry on walls? so 1981. peep the krink action at the end
Wild Style (delected scene) –Lisa Lee & Busy Bee
Rock Steady Crew – Hey you
Rock Steady Crew – Uprock
Lord Finesse – The Return Of The Funky Man
lord finesse – AG shooting dice at that scary corner
known as 25th and broadway
Destroying Old Woodsy Owl Costumes
Pictures of normal nipples. The bumps on areola are Montgomery glands. Hair on nipples is normal, too. Links to resources about flat or inverted nipples.
Unilateral supernumerary nipple with areola
ASHANTI AREOLA
Booty Babe Art
Ashlee Simpson’s Areola
Iggy Pop – Sweet 16
Thnx Espo
Scorpion on a plane — passenger gets pantful of pain
Yvonne De Carlo, ‘Munsters’ star, dead
Tickle Me Elmo On Fire
damn guidos
Shark
Mike Tyson vs James Buster Douglas pt. 6 of 7
THNX LEO
Chuck Norris in Russia
Brandon Lee – last on screen interview
It’s Knuttz – Home Aquarium
Kids on LSD
Power Washing 188 Suffolk St.
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
The Day The Earth Farted
The BooBerry Alarmclock: Hot, Hot, Hotter Than Hell!
My man Billy went down to the Jersey Shore this warm weekend and captured some of the crazy retro arcade games.
Inventor of instant noodles dies
Thnx leo, but I curse this guy for ramen!
donkies 😉
Humping Elephant
Elephant Sex at the Montgomery Zoo
“see the elephant wang”
semen in the bathroom
Craping in the woods
Michelin
SExy Tio Insane in the Brain
The original Chiller opening!!!
1982 – Carvel Cookie Puss and Cookie O’Puss
Freshenup Gum – The Gum that goes squirt
Happy Squirts
Mayhem Interview
Death to false metal
happy squirt 2
Yearly Review (Harpers.org)
Francesco Vezzoli’s “Caligula”
Tom Cruise squirted
Deluded Insane Hippie
NeckFace Unmasked!
Why must I cry
Thnx Naw
The Game on Change of Heart
Thnx Leo!
TMacs Graffiti (So Far)
Thanks ESPO!
Charged G.B.H.-City Baby Attacked By Rats
Great Big Haircuts
Discharge – TV interview + live clips ’83
Agent Orange – Bite The Hand That Feeds
Instant Hit – the Slits
The Damned – New Rose
The Ruts – Babylon’s Burning
The Stranglers – Peaches
The Undertones-Teenage Kicks
X-ray Spex – Oh Bondage, Up Yours!
CRO MAGS – WORLD PEACE/NO MERCY ’86
Fear live on SNL Halloween ’81
The Germs-Live @ The whiskey a go go first 6 mins
Thnx ESPO
The Cramps – Live at Napa State Mental Hospital
Leo’s on a Cramps kick!
The Cramps interview on Request Video
Whitney Houston possessions on the auction block!
Jan 9th!
Upwardly gothic
Behind the black hair dye and white make-up goths are simply art lovers, who aspire to middle-class values, says a new study. Is that right?
NiggaSpace.com » NiggaSpace.com
Child molester given prison term, then hat and coat
Release error – When jail deputies accidentally let Jessy Gene Moore go, the inmate didn’t buck the system
Mall Santa has bacteria
Marijuana-reward mom gets 3 months
A woman who admitted smoking marijuana daily with her 13-year-old son to reward him for completing his homework was sentenced to three months in prison.
Military Draft System To Be Tested, Officials Say Selective Service Apparatus Is Being Checked, Not Implemented
I feel cold, is there a draft in here?
Police want bullet from teen’s forehead
The Smiths Go To The Zoo
Morrissey and Johnny go to the zoo with some children where the meet Sandy Shaw and do a brief version of ‘Jeanne.’ – April 1984. Thnx Leo!
FBI Considered “It’s A Wonderful Life” Communist Propaganda
Researchers catch giant squid
+GALLERY 4Ds+ where is Deep, Dark, Dirty, and Dangerous…
NSFW!!!
Global Orgasm – December 22nd, 2006 – Peace through Global Ecstasy
Steering Rapper
Caleb Weintraub
HornyManatee.com
Not Very Cool, Guy
Rapping On Rivington
Babes With Books — Pictures of sexy girls reading and studying. Smart girls are hot!
What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now?
Boat hits bridge
Duck Season
La col·lecció virtual de caganers
Artesans del Caganer, Terra i Mar
Stefane Monzön РIn the Bush
WARNING: Contains some nudity. Bush Coiffeur Extraodinaire Monzön is really in the zone and presents his latest tonsorial topiary for the female bush.
MS Paint Porn!
Badly Drawn Digital Porn
Johnny Cash – 12 Days Of Christmas
Please Insert Coin
Scatman Ultraman
Old Zoo Revue
Mastasia – Excessive Tit Fantasies
NSFW – You Gotta See This Shit!
Best Of de DailyMotion
hi res winona ryder
Porn Twins
NSFW!!!
Barbie Suicide
Truly Awful Star Wars Collectables
Anti-Hezbollah Game
4096 Color Wheel Version 2.1
5MB Hard Disk in 1956
Antikythera mechanism – The World’s Oldest Computer
Dated 150-100 BC
Motorcycle Hall of Fame Museum – 1894 Roper Steamer
a steam-powered motorcycle
Untitled [Next Door Neighbor To The Abyss] by Steve Powers
Eurotrash making marks on subways
<img src=”http://stillalive.ch/images/daily-news.jpg”>
“Breakfast of the Gods Book One: The Last Good Morning” By Brendan Douglas Jones
Mariah Carey Vs. Mary Carey
Ballet x Fixed Gear x Gymnastics collabo
BEVERLY HILLS 90210 NIGHTMARE FROM 1992 BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN
Thnx Wade
Kids Play Black Sabbath, Paranoid
Thnx SlamxHype
Cat On LSD
Getting High Off Res. Part 1
No Relief in Sight for Penis Pump Judge
Dog loses tongue in shredder
Man Finds Cocaine At Oklahoma Wal-Mart
Condoms ‘too big’ for Indian men
Flatulence leads US jet to divert
Saudi road skating
Man on beach
lsd effect
OOPS
Live Action Hamster Video Game
Michael Jackson & Eddie Murphy – Whatzupitu
NYC Club Kids on the Joan Rivers Show
Club kids Mcdonalds party
Goat guarded from festive vandals
Real Flamer
When bike tricks go wrong
Scared Straight 1978 longer
Andy Warhol – Braniff Airlines
Warhol Superstars Revolt on the David Susskind Show 1971
Webster City Connection
Crispin dancing
Syd Barret First Acid Trip Summer ’66
George W. Bush Flipping Off Camera
Mark Goes Up in Flames
Hair Burning
Fireworks depot blaze kills two
Bite kills Malaysia ‘Snake King’
Police: Boy, 14, fatally shot after egging SUV
TruthMove | Black Ops | Assassinations | RFK
Thnx 323
Santa is a Nazi
Thnx Tim Barber
Image:50terris.jpg – Encyclopedia Dramatica
Mr. Hands – Encyclopedia Dramatica
Nude horse love woman charged
Ms. Hands
Andy Kaufman/Tony Clifton with The Muppets!
Tons of Weird Christmas Music
Naked Crackhead Vs. 12 Ft. Gator
Food Inspectors Crack Down On Illegal Cuisine
“At a West African grocery in Manhattan, the store was selling smoked rodent meat from a refrigerated display case.”
Asteroid’s Revenge
Delhi boy eaten by herd of pigs
Thnx Leo
Dekotora photo galleries
Insanely Decorated Japanese Trucks
Doin’ Donuts, Iraqi Style
Ridin’ Spinnaz!
WTF: Barbie Doll and Tanner Pooper Scooper Dog Set
Doggy Judaica Yarmulke
X-Men illustrator dies in Superman pajamas
Wearing Superman pajamas and covered with his Batman blanket, comic book illustrator Dave Cockrum died Sunday.
Ciara’s Promise (Large Version)
Tip Drills
Yer Tip Couldn’t Take It!
Todd Falcon – Crazy Skating!
Eon McKai “Porno101”
NSFW
The Pants Whisperer
Okay, so it’s a condom ad but still kinda interesting…can anyone say ‘Bookworm Bitches’?!
The Wilhelm Scream
Joy Division ‘s Ian Curtis Ultimate Fan’s Memorial Tribute
Thnx to Leo for all the videos!
GR8 TaT2 Maker from Spin Master Toys
<img src=”http://images.etoys.com/g/toys/big/713380.jpg”><br>This is how Leo does his tattoos.
Turtles Real Sex
Abba museum to open in Stockholm
<img src=”http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42367000/jpg/_42367790_abba_bbc203b.jpg”>
Rifle Accident (HILARIOUS)
First day at rifle range
WWII Looney Tunes Propaganda
Nancy Sinatra. & Lee Hazlewood. – “Some Velvet Morning”
Screaming Lord Sutch – Jack the Ripper (Live)
Crazy World of Arthur Brown – Belgium TV
The Gallery of Monster Toys
Haitian teen gets new face after tumor removal
<img src=”http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061126/capt.4ad0808ad8324c46a0ed834beabd520d.new_face_for_marlie_mh602.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=de55Rl9px4CSXPPeNiap9g–” width=”200″>
Britney Spears Upskirt w/ scar
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
Buy cheese, fly for free
Hawk Eats Kids Mouse
The Bantams – Twist And Shout
11 Spring Street Timeline
WK is a sucker
Keeping Score
Is ‘aNYthing Goes’ Going Away?
New Yorkers To Find a New Venue For World’s Biggest Cokeheadiness?
205 to be Eighty-Sixed? – New York Magazine’s Daily Intelligencer
New Yorkers Are the Biggest Cokeheads in the World
Backview Bollywood Mudflap Celebs
<img src=”http://static.flickr.com/46/110843597_d15dfdd0dd.jpg?v=0″>
W.A.T.C.H. world against toys causing harm, inc.
2006 “10 Worst Toys” List
eBay: im not selling anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (item 320051945922 end time Nov-27-06 18:41:26 PST)
The Open source gift guide
Neave Strobe
22 grow-ops in one highrise
The Misfits are lookin’ bad nowadays…
City Gardens Punk Cards
Some of the shows they had in Trenton NJ in the 80’s
Dan Colen – Artwork – The Saatchi Gallery

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