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This fish’s venomous bite is like heroin 🐟💉
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Junkie parrots flying high on drugs are annoying farmers by plundering poppy fields to feed their opium addiction
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Ancient Armies Waged War With Hallucinogenic Honey https://t.co/myDWjEdB2f

Cosby on seducing women: ‘They need chemicals’
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Mystery of how sperm swim revealed in mathematical formula
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A frame grab from a video of the “men only” seat on the Mexico City Metro, part of a campaign against sexual harassment.

‘Penis Seat’ Causes Double Takes on Mexico City Subway
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Indonesian man’s body found inside python
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Medics fired for twerking next to nude, unconscious patient
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Unicode supports Blackulas now
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Photo published for Is the APOCALYPSE coming? Mystery ‘fire rainbow’ in sky sparks fears WORLD is ending

Mystery ‘fire rainbow’ in sky sparks fears of APOCALYPSE
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This 18-Year-Old Would Not Sell Urban Outfitters 10,000 Of His Hats https://t.co/M83ThPKcvV

Tyrannosaurus rex was a sensitive lover, scientists find  https://t.co/KYzL7IVIAs

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Homemade Monsters: DIY horror movie makeup from 1965
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‘Chemsex’ Is Sex + Drugs
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Dentist traded root canals for meth, peddled child porn, into bestiality: feds https://t.co/K63UrFtAL6

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82-year-old woman still turning the tables as world’s oldest club DJ https://t.co/4abVTjZRR7

“Universal adversarial preturbation” undetectably alters images so AI can’t recognize them
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Mexico invents cloud which rains tequila
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What’s Really Inside Your Cannabis Vape Cartridge?
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Internet users raise funds to buy lawmakers’ browsing histories in protest
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Facial recognition database used by FBI is out of control, House committee hears https://t.co/4ZCt6KLc6r

Eight Forgotten New York Rollercoasters
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Klaus Nomi and Joey Arias dancing in Fiorucci windows NYC – Real People

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I’m So Impressed You Can Walk Lock Step With The Status Quo

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I’m so impressed you can walk lock step with the status quo

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“It’s like prison,” said Harry Jumonji, …”You got to be high to sleep.” mobile.nytimes.com/blogs/lens/201…

El Chapo and the Secret History of the Heroin Crisis esquire.com/news-politics/…

Love bite horror as teen dies ‘after girlfriend’s hickey formed blood clot that travelled to brain causing stroke mirror.co.uk/news/world-new…

Vast Majority Quit Illegal Drug Use On Their Own Within First Year, Study Finds thefix.com/vast-majority-…

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Revenge Porn: That time Linda Lovelace taught Sammy Davis Jr. how to deepthroat… her husband dangerousminds.net/comments/reven…

As Boys Get Fatter, Parents Worry About Child’s Penis Size nyti.ms/2c2CEVP

Snapchat is cataloging full 3D face scans of all its users and selling the sensitive data m.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/c…

U.S. Customs and Border Protection Wants to Know Who You Are on Twitter—But It’s a Flawed Plan eff.org/deeplinks/2016…

LSD Might Make You More Creative #Duh time.com/4463136/lsd-re…

Wha Oh! Wha Oh! That thing you hear in every other pop song is the Millennial Whoop boingboing.net/2016/08/22/wha…

Ramen has replaced cigarettes as barter currency in prisons because cost cuts have made the provided meals so shitty courthousenews.com/2016/08/23/beh…

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‘Can they produce a full smile? Can they lift both arms? If not then yes, get to the er!’

Why does every movie trailer havta have that ‘Beeeeooooooohhhhhh’ bass drop sound in it when something epic happens?

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Weedmaps is BULLSHIT latimes.com/business/techn…

Stripper Life: A Hot Dancer Uses Hilarious Drawings To Give A Look Into Her Raunchy Club Nights allnight.com/post/9576-stri…

Video: You Know That “Pool Smell” You Think Is Chlorine? It’s Actually Pee thedailysheeple.com/video-you-know…

Where Fish Pee, Corals Grow blogs.discovermagazine.com/d-brief/2016/0…

I just threw up in my brain:

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12 Foods You Don’t Have to Buy Organic articles.mercola.com/sites/articles…

User Illusion: Everyday ‘Placebo Buttons’ Create Semblance of Control 99percentinvisible.org/article/user-i…

Map reveals average erect penis size of men from around the world… and African blokes come first thesun.co.uk/living/1638214…

Comedian Fined $42,000 by Human Rights Tribunal for Telling a Joke heat.st/2b2s5QY

Asskicker coffee has 80 times more caffeine than regular coffee #YesPlease boingboing.net/2016/08/31/ass…

Chilling ‘satanic human sacrifice’ video spooks scientists working at world’s biggest particle accelerator CERN mirror.co.uk/news/weird-new…

BEFORE AND BEYOND MADCHESTER: 86-93
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Climb aboard ‘Hare-Force One,’ Hugh Hefner’s $5 million DC-9 jet with its own discothèque dangerousminds.net/comments/climb…

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‘Prince was wearing a black shirt and pants — both were on backward — and his socks were inside-out’ when he was found dead

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Flying Fish

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Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on February 8, 2015

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The Rapper Who Cut His Penis Off And Jumped Off His Balcony May Make A Porno Now
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Rugby Star Todd Carney Lost 3 Million Dollar Contract Because He Pissed In His Own Mouth #Bubbling
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Reptilian Shapeshifter Busted Live On Air?
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Conservatives Are Purposely Making Their Cars Spew Black Smoke To Protest Obama And Environmentalists #CoalRollers
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Report: Virtually All Food Imported Into U.S. Not Inspected By FDA
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University offers female students extra credit for not shaving their armpits
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Burger King Goes Gay With ‘Gay Pride Whopper’ #Gaysploitation
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Worse than Bush: Poll finds more voters see Obama as the worst president in modern times
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The Biggest Diamond In The Known Universe Has Been Found, As Massive As The Sun
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NYPD Cop-Turned-Demonologist on Why He Believes Possessions Are on the Rise
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The tasteless history of the peeing Calvin decal

Archbishop Condemns Satanic ‘Black Mass’ at Okla. City Civic Center as ‘Sacrilegious’

Headbanging To Motorhead Causes Fan’s Brain To Bleed

Officer’s Conviction in Cannibalism Case Overturned
 

How Neuroscience Reinforces Racist Drug Policy

Berkeley To Force Marijuana Dispensaries To Provide Free Weed For Low-Income Patients

Autopsy finds high school senior died from caffeine overdose

Psychedelic mushrooms put your brain in a “waking dream,” study finds

Citrus Growers Manufacture Huge Amounts of DMT

10 Anti-Drug Ads That Make You Want to Take Drugs

Anti-rape jeans and bra: Indian college girls invent range of security gear

Study: Fish Feel Pain, Recognize Individuals Like Mammals, Can Pass On “Cultural Traditions”

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Grapefruiting


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“I’ll give you a blow job for a salad”
Florida John Offered Salad In Return For Sex
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Can I Eat This?
New App Helps Travelers Avoid Diarrhea
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What’s in Your Beer? Fish Bladder and Antifreeze Ingredient?
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Slave Labor Shrimps
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Fake ‘Twilight’ Actor Seduces Underage Girls
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Serial Pool Raft Fucker Arrested for Fucking Another Pool Raft
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Human faces evolved to be punched by human fists, researchers say
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Cellular tracking systems force phones to register with them at maximum power, drain battery quickly
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US pushing local police departments to keep quiet on cell-phone surveillance technology
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Scumbag Memphis Cop Tries To Steal $1500 Make-A-Wish Foundation Giftcard From a Terminally Ill 3-Year-Old
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Thousands of Irish Orphans Used as Guinea Pigs for Vaccine Drug Tests in 1930’s
Mass Graves Found
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Woman makes up boy on Facebook to talk to her niece, who asks fictional boy to kill her aunt, uncle, cousin and dog
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Auntie Angel and her fellatio technique are taking over the Internet #Grapefruiting
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Return to Angel Dust


Trust No One

Return to Angel Dust: PCP Is a Supporting Player in the Saga of Aaron Hernandez
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A Russian court tried a 13-year-old as an adult based on the size of his genitals
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The oldest known pants
3,000-year-old pair with woven leg decorations, belonged to nomadic horsemen in Central Asia
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Government Treated Peaceful Boycott As Terrorism
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Bikes Are the New Mobile Meth Labs
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Robot will crack your phone’s PIN in hours
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Think Internet Data Mining Goes Too Far? Then You Won’t Like This
Brain computer interfaces data mining your mind
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Intruders for the Plugged-In Home, Coming in Through the Internet
Hacked Homes & Invasive Ads
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Ex-Brooklyn D.A. Appears to Have Used Drug Money for Campaign Expenses
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Video Game ‘Watch Dogs’ Features Dead Trayvon Martin ‘Easter Egg’
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Why Don’t People Adopt Black Pets?
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Cut Off Glassholes’ Wi-Fi With This Google Glass Detector
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Expert Claims Selfies Are Giving Teens Head Lice
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School Bus Sex Teen Cops Plea
Student struck boy who laughed when she “expelled wind” from her vulva during coitus thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex-…

The End Of Fish
Our oceans could become virtual deserts by 2050
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Four-year-old draws in dad’s passport, gets family stuck in South Korea
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White House Launches Propaganda At TROLL Level
Purchases Google Key Words to Slam Putin
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Fat Dude Eats Pizza While Doing Crunches
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Guy Sends Woman Unsolicited Dick Pic… So She Forwarded It to His Mom
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New Mexico cook charged with battery on peace officer for allegedly licking cheese in sandwiches
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Smells Like Fish

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Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on May 17, 2014

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Cocaine Sandwich


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‘Cocaine Sandwich’ Found As Police Arrest Man. Ham, Cheese and Nine Cylinders of Cocaine Weighing More Than 100g.
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Glenn Danzig sues Jerry Only over gaudy Misfits band merch – Eww Misfits Uggs
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Bring Me The Head Of Mick Jagger
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Stoner Fruit Cocktail: Mangos, Marijuana and Myrcene – mangos add length and strength to the marijuana high
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Man accused of pouring hot sauce on puppy gets year in jail
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twerking

“Is twerking a drug term? Is it similar to “tripping,” “getting high” or “catfishing”?”
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Mötley Crüe’s Tommy Lee is drumming for the Smashing Pumpkins on new album
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Richard Simmons in corpse paint
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‘Cannibal cop’ cooking breakfast and lunch for inmates, guards in lower Manhattan prison
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Vets Claim Nearly 1 in 3 Women Are Raped During Military Service
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Courtney Love: I wrote the Kurt Cobain ‘bitch with zits’ note
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The Weirdest Things You Never Knew About the Making Of Flash Gordon
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Chinese Actress Yang Mi Protests Yulin Dog Meat Festival
‘Doggies are kind-hearted, don’t eat them!!’ #W00f
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Might is Right By Ragnar Redbeard (1890)
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Cardinal O’malley Of Boston, Blogger Elizabeth Scalia Weigh In On Harvard ‘Black Mass’ Controversy
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U.S. scientists have created an entirely new lifeform using artificial DNA
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NJ police chief shot by his own gun fired by preteen
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Cop uses taser on skateboarder for sitting down and reading a book
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The CIA Aided Polio’s Comeback–but Media Have Forgotten the Story
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Wu-Tang’s Secret Album: 51 Seconds Revealed #NotImpressed #CherSingsOnIt
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One in six people ‘would have sex with a robot’
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India’s ‘Pissing Tanker’ hoses down public urinators

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