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Swipe right for … a sperm donor?
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Tinder-style online dating apps ‘lower your self-esteem’ https://t.co/zrsGrJCTmf

All mammals take ~12 seconds to poop. – Hydrodynamics of defecation https://t.co/VA6G6VpF0F

How Beauty Evolves – duck sex, dancing birds, and human orgasms https://t.co/jbwJMcmKqP

SHOCK VIDEO: Elderly Woman Attacked At ‘Block Boyz’ Pool Party in Florida, Thrown Into Pool With Her Dogs https://t.co/LNVLDPs7NT

Humans Are Pretty Great Smellers, Neuroscientist Argues https://t.co/hdkD9SdNSa

When Charities Go Horribly Wrong – CharityWatch Hall of Shame https://t.co/8XurPnMVmr

Taser will use police body camera videos “to anticipate criminal activity” https://t.co/EuANeKsQWH

Top NSA Whistleblower: Ransomware Hack Due to “Swindle of the Taxpayers” by Intelligence Agencies https://t.co/M8WjHC8hkj

Deer caught eating human remains for first time
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Everyone on Earth has been irradiated by Fukushima — “Shocking new study reveals true extent of global impact” https://t.co/gSQVwa1GNU

Why do North Koreans hate us? One reason — they remember the Korean War https://t.co/wKa3pZURX4

This Strung-Out Dope Pusher Peddled Pills for Big Pharma https://t.co/WPStfKD6wJ

The heroin business is booming in America https://t.co/F1cnlVGCcb

Cop fakes body cam footage, prosecutors drop drug charges https://t.co/UaGi4psg8d

White Cop subjected to racial taunts on the job after genetic test on Ancestry.com says he’s 18% BLACK
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When everybody realizes Walmart doesn’t have enough security to stop everybody #Looting https://t.co/rPNs1ROpmM

The ACLU to travelers: Maybe don’t go to Texas right now https://t.co/QAfTHGoWgq

You Can’t Say That on Television (Colbert Edition) https://t.co/3G7L2da8L3

Cut / Paste: The sample legacy of Computer World, Kraftwerk’s most influential album https://t.co/1vg63GcLQR

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A Russian woman claims a Pokemon Go monster raped her as she slept dailym.ai/2aO5mK8

Judge bans Florida man from ordering pizza
‘made calls to the businesses just to tell them their pizza was gross’
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Popular Sex Toy Caught Sending Intimate Data To Manufacturer fusion.net/story/334603/s…

Desiigner’s Timmy Turner Backwards (Hidden Satanic Message)

Online Drug Sales Triple After Silk Road Closure #WhackAMole nbcnews.to/2aWFLO9

100 million VWs can be unlocked with a $40 cracker (and other cars aren’t much better) boingboing.net/2016/08/11/100…

‘The Real Battle Is, Who’s Going to Own the Energy Supply?’ Big Energy vs Renewables fair.org/home/the-real-…

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Currently Watchin’: Turn Me On, God Dammit (2011) Norwegian Teen Film

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El Chapo Jams – Feds Steal Bitcoins – Flakka Designer Drug

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El Chapo’s escape: How Mexican drug lords’ exploits are turned into songs
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U.S. agents found guilty of stealing hundreds of thousands worth of bitcoins during Silk Road investigations.
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How Ecstasy, Aspirin, and LSD Look Under the Microscope
wired.com/2015/07/mauric… http://t.co/YDT9mGH0Kd

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Flakka: New Hallucinogenic Designer Drug has already killed 25 people in Florida hngn.com/articles/82606…

Future – I Serve the Base

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Unleash The Dragon

police-brutality

Females More Sensitive To Cannabis; Males Get Munchies
news.wsu.edu/2014/09/03/fem…

Psychedelics Are Ready for a Comeback
thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/…

12 Songs You Can Eat Ass To
gawker.com/12-songs-you-c…

Cola-Flavored Genitals, and Other Potential Uses for Microbiome Hacking
motherboard.vice.com/read/cola-flav…

Just HALF of women can locate the vagina on a diagram of the female reproductive system
dailymail.co.uk/health/article…

Sagging Pants And The Long History Of ‘Dangerous’ Street Fashion
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Man Suing Baltimore Police for Sodomizing Him on a Public Sidewalk
Cavity search in full view of passersby
thefreethoughtproject.com/drug-war-yet-m…

TSA Scanners That Saw You Naked Can Be Tricked to Miss Guns, Bombs
businessweek.com/articles/2014-…

Woman Charged With Felony Hate Crime For Calling Nypd ‘Nazis’ In Anti-Cop Graffiti
blacklistednews.com/Woman_Charged_…

Man Sold Fake Crack Cocaine To An Undercover Agent That Was A Crushed Up Pop Tart
wcti12.com/news/deputies-…

Philadelphia Parents Has Home Seized By Greedy Authorities After Son’s $40 Heroin Bust
cnn.com/2014/09/03/us/…

Obama’s Horns #Antichrist

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23 year old Chinese medical student died of heart attack as he looked at ‘sexy magazine’ in sperm bank
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…

Woman Of 24 Found To Have No Cerebellum In Her Brain
newscientist.com/article/mg2232…

America Consumes 80 Percent Of All Prescription Painkillers Sold Globally
thedailysheeple.com/america-consum…

Warning to War Supporters
warisacrime.org/content/warnin…

Sexual assault is alarmingly common in the U.S. military, and more than half of the victims are men
gq.com/long-form/male…

‘Kid Nation’: Looking Back on TV’s Most Disturbing Reality Show
flavorwire.com/474701/kid-nat…

How Collecting Opium Antiques Turned Me Into an Opium Addict
collectorsweekly.com/articles/journ…

Used Diaper-Grown Mushrooms
gizmag.com/diaper-grown-m…

New Deep-Sea Animal Species Look Like Mushrooms but Defy Classification
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Mysterious Phony Cell Towers Could Be Intercepting Your Calls
popsci.com/article/techno…

It’s Official: Suing Over Graffiti Is Fashionable
hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/offici…

Solid Light: Researchers at Princeton University have begun crystallizing light
scienceblog.com/74321/solid-li…

Vancouver Removes Devil Statue With Erect Penis
upi.com/Odd_News/2014/…

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Satanists Sell Out Controversial Oklahoma ‘Black Mass’ Event
Will substitute vinegar for actions involving urine
christianpost.com/news/satanists…

Teen Charged With ‘Desecration Of A Venerated Object’ For Simulating A Blow Job With A Jesus Statue
thesmokinggun.com/documents/teen…

Illinois Women Charged with Cooking Meth in Church
stlouis.cbslocal.com/2014/08/28/ill…

Woman Charged With Sex Attack On Sleeping Man
Man awoke to BBW riding him
thesmokinggun.com/documents/crim…

Married Porn Star Sues BangBros Citing Florida’s Antiquated Law Against Adultery
blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2014/0…

Canadian Government Warns:
American shakedown: Police won’t charge you, but they’ll grab your money
cbc.ca/news/world/ame…

Tree of 40 Fruit
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Toxoplasmosis – The Revealing Behavior and Effects of Parasites
Are parasites affecting our free will?
zengardner.com/toxoplasmosis-…

Clever Trout Match Chimps in a Cognitive Challenge
wired.com/2014/09/coral-…

Sea Fort for Sale: Buy a Massive Maritime Mansion in Britain
weburbanist.com/2014/08/28/sea…

Male Statutory Rape Victim Forced To Pay Child Support
azcentral.com/story/news/ari…

Clowns Join Fight Against Ebola Virus
vocativ.com/culture/health…

Did Jerry Lewis Kill Joan Rivers?
beforeitsnews.com/alternative/20…

Richard Kiel, Actor Who Played Jaws In Bond Films, Dies At 74 #Grillz #RIP
npr.org/blogs/thetwo-w…

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Slaves To Microbes

Woman Insurgents

Slaves To Microbes
Our Menagerie Of Germs Is Influencing Our Behavior
nytimes.com/2014/08/14/sci…

Sex-Crazed Narcissist Pretends He’s an Artist
thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/…

Shoecam Used To Film Store “Upskirts”
Florida man with hole, iPod in shoe filmed woman at Walmart
thesmokinggun.com/documents/Walm…

How Black Pepper relieves Cannabis Anxiety
cannabisdigest.ca/black-pepper-r…

This Anti-Drug PSA Might Actually Encourage Kids To Take Drugs
dangerousminds.net/comments/this_…

Man Set New Wife On Fire For Sleeping With Ex-Lover On Wedding Night
dreamindemon.com/2014/08/19/man…

No. 1 Most Expensive Coffee Comes From Elephant’s No. 2
#ElephantShitCoffee
npr.org/blogs/thesalt/…

Hotel threatens guests over ‘logging’ craze no one even knew about (deliberately pooing in the pool)
metro.co.uk/2014/08/12/sto…

Human Excrement Smeared on Police Cars in Greenwich Village
dnainfo.com/new-york/20140…

Nude Bank Robbery Suspect Spits On Police
rrstar.com/article/201408…

I’m a cop. If you don’t want to get hurt, don’t challenge me. #PoliceState
washingtonpost.com/posteverything…

Graffiti-Art Exhibit Is Artless to Police Commissioner Bratton
online.wsj.com/articles/graff…

A Man Allegedly Posed As A Security Screener And Patted Down Women At San Francisco Airport
businessinsider.com/security-scree…

Uncle Lou’s Scrapbook: Polaroids of Classic Porn Stars
therialtoreport.com/2014/07/27/unc…

Cop Treated Sid Vicious Like A Regular Punk
thesmokinggun.com/documents/Sid-…

Death By Selfie: Man Shoots Self In Head While Posing For Facebook Pic
dreamindemon.com/2014/08/04/dea…

The Healing Power of Cat’s Purrs
psychedelicadventure.net/2014/08/healin…

Guy Claims He Has Tamed a Japanese Giant Wasp, Keeps It on a Leash
odditycentral.com/pics/guy-claim…

Oklahoma Catholic bishop sues over planned black mass
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The Strange & Curious Tale of the Last True Hermit
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Miles Davis And John Lennon Suck At Basketball (1971)

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Daytona Beach, Florida, 1982

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Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on August 22, 2014

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