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Mickey’s On The Nod

Overdose prevention worker saves pet mouse with Narcan
Snuggles the mouse accidentally ate heroin
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Arrests expected after SnapChat shows alligator forced to drink beer https://t.co/Jr0Oac0km6

Man caught masturbating in van stopped in Lincoln Tunnel was high on PCP https://t.co/UiQEE239uR

A woman was found to have an extra nipple… in her vulva! And guess what else? It produced milk! https://t.co/EtKzUKj18V

Facebook flooded with ‘sextortion’ and revenge porn, leaked files reveal
54,000 potential cases in a single month
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Millions Of Pieces Of Plastic Are Piling Up On An Otherwise Pristine Pacific Island https://t.co/xW8ynn6LMO

White women’s burrito shop forced to close after accusations it was ‘culturally appropriating Mexican food and jobs
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C Struggs The FATTEST Rapper Weighs 425 POUNDS! & Still Carries HUGE GUNS! https://t.co/3io6QUkeA4

The Great Buckwheat Hoax
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AMERICAN REMAINS Art Opening January 31 SeMeN SPeRmS & Nick Stewart

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AMERICAN REMAINS

Opening Reception: Saturday, January 31st from 6:00 pm – 9:00 pm

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The salon at automatic sweat is pleased to announce American Remains, an exhibition of sculptures and installations by SeMeN SPeRmS and Nick Stewart.

The exhibition presents a collection of artifacts from a proposed mythology that straddles the indistinct line between American history and rural legend. Inspired by the decrepit highway-side nowhere towns of the southwest, the works offer warped satellite dishes and abandoned single-wide trailers as the weathered remnants of westward expansion. These ubiquitous emblems of a proud historical narrative about a prosperous America are presented alongside idiosyncratic icons of contemporary desert folklore, characterized by supernatural suspicion, eerie phenomena and UFO sightings.

Nick Stewart’s objects seek to excavate desert myth in the form of mutilated cattle hides shaped into six-pack-rings, which have been branded with a design that evokes both astral patterns and the corporate logo of an automobile manufacturer. Familiar objects such as a dented street lamp are distorted into paranormal forms, while satellite dishes specked with metal lesions , assume a watchful, almost anthropomorphic presence.

SeMeN SPeRmS sculptures reconstruct and reframe the desolate desert scape from a distance, dwarfing its earthly immensity and depriving it of anthropological context until the barren topography starts to seem post-apocalyptic, if not entirely lunar. The homespun style of his miniatures elude to a tradition of model hobbyists, while the bleak content matter disturbs the quaint escapism of toy model sets. The artists’ American desert is not an open expanse of freedom shaped by the antiquated tale of manifest destiny, but instead a barren celestial surface, a post-apocalyptic wasteland and government test-site.

American Remains considers the place of this contemporary American folklore within the historical narrative of the nation, forcing questions about the filters that parse national fact from fiction, Roswellian syndrome from national heritage. In this exhibit, the patriotic voices of the founding fathers are forced into direct dialogue with desert dwelling lunatics preaching about crop circles from the pages of the national enquirer. It is both a history text book and a camp fire story; a CNN headline and a wives tale muttered by the town drunk from his bar stool pedestal.
written by Claire Bargout

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Wanna Be Ebola

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Meth charge dropped after only SpaghettiOs sauce found on spoon
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Creeky, the world’s oldest clown, dies at 98
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35,000 Walruses Are All Crowded Together In One Spot — And It Signals Something Ominous
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Holder urges tech companies to leave device backdoors open for police
Plays the ‘Protect Our Children’ card
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Two Female Teachers Accused Of Group Sex With A 16 Year Old Male Student #TeachingCarnalKnowledge
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Brooklyn Teacher Accused Of Kidnapping, Engaging In Sex Acts With Female Students
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Your Ancestors Didn’t Sleep Like You – Are We Doing It Wrong?
collective-evolution.com/2014/10/02/you…

Profanity House – Remote Abandoned House In NJ Covered In Dirty Words
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Unleash The Dragon

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Females More Sensitive To Cannabis; Males Get Munchies
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Psychedelics Are Ready for a Comeback
thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/…

12 Songs You Can Eat Ass To
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Cola-Flavored Genitals, and Other Potential Uses for Microbiome Hacking
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Just HALF of women can locate the vagina on a diagram of the female reproductive system
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Sagging Pants And The Long History Of ‘Dangerous’ Street Fashion
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Man Suing Baltimore Police for Sodomizing Him on a Public Sidewalk
Cavity search in full view of passersby
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TSA Scanners That Saw You Naked Can Be Tricked to Miss Guns, Bombs
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Woman Charged With Felony Hate Crime For Calling Nypd ‘Nazis’ In Anti-Cop Graffiti
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Man Sold Fake Crack Cocaine To An Undercover Agent That Was A Crushed Up Pop Tart
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Philadelphia Parents Has Home Seized By Greedy Authorities After Son’s $40 Heroin Bust
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Obama’s Horns #Antichrist

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23 year old Chinese medical student died of heart attack as he looked at ‘sexy magazine’ in sperm bank
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Woman Of 24 Found To Have No Cerebellum In Her Brain
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America Consumes 80 Percent Of All Prescription Painkillers Sold Globally
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Warning to War Supporters
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Sexual assault is alarmingly common in the U.S. military, and more than half of the victims are men
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‘Kid Nation’: Looking Back on TV’s Most Disturbing Reality Show
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How Collecting Opium Antiques Turned Me Into an Opium Addict
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Used Diaper-Grown Mushrooms
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New Deep-Sea Animal Species Look Like Mushrooms but Defy Classification
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Mysterious Phony Cell Towers Could Be Intercepting Your Calls
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It’s Official: Suing Over Graffiti Is Fashionable
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Solid Light: Researchers at Princeton University have begun crystallizing light
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Vancouver Removes Devil Statue With Erect Penis
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Satanists Sell Out Controversial Oklahoma ‘Black Mass’ Event
Will substitute vinegar for actions involving urine
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Teen Charged With ‘Desecration Of A Venerated Object’ For Simulating A Blow Job With A Jesus Statue
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Illinois Women Charged with Cooking Meth in Church
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Woman Charged With Sex Attack On Sleeping Man
Man awoke to BBW riding him
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Married Porn Star Sues BangBros Citing Florida’s Antiquated Law Against Adultery
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Canadian Government Warns:
American shakedown: Police won’t charge you, but they’ll grab your money
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Tree of 40 Fruit
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Toxoplasmosis – The Revealing Behavior and Effects of Parasites
Are parasites affecting our free will?
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Clever Trout Match Chimps in a Cognitive Challenge
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Sea Fort for Sale: Buy a Massive Maritime Mansion in Britain
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Male Statutory Rape Victim Forced To Pay Child Support
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Clowns Join Fight Against Ebola Virus
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Did Jerry Lewis Kill Joan Rivers?
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Richard Kiel, Actor Who Played Jaws In Bond Films, Dies At 74 #Grillz #RIP
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Fat Cops

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80 Percent Of Police Officers Are Overweight
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Woman Claims Highway Patrolman Raped Her After Bogus Marijuana Stop, Made Her Play Porn On Her Phone
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Woman Caught Filming Porn in Church After Viewer Recognizes Her Boobs
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Inmate Clean Up Crew Find More Than 600 Pounds Of Weed In Roadside Ravine
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Top 10 James Brown Video Clips of All Time
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Hacking Tinder for Fun and Profit
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Study: Twitter Has Potential To ‘Induce Psychotic Symptoms’
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New Hampshire declares state of emergency over synthetic drug
‘Smacked’
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Florida’s Anti-Weed Group Calls Edibles the “New Face of Date Rape”
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Many Kenyan Men Flee To Avoid Forced Circumcisions Using Simple Tools And No Anesthesia
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German man rescued after three-day ‘autoerotic’ ordeal
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Interactive OD: Watch Prescription Opiates Kill Americans
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New Spy Tech Can Recover Voice Imprints From Physical Objects
activistpost.com/2014/08/new-sp…

The Brazilian Bus Magnate Who’s Buying Up All the World’s Vinyl Records
nytimes.com/2014/08/10/mag…

Two-headed Dolphin Washes Up On Beach In Turkey
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We’ve Opened the Gates of Hell – Fukushima Update
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GOP governor begs wrong group of Satanists to cancel Oklahoma City ‘black mass’
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Danzig Loses Lawsuit Over Tacky Misfits Merch
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Jello Biafra’s Vinyl Collection – Crate Diggers

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Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on August 9, 2014

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Schoolgirl Report aka Schulmädchen Report 70’s German Teen Softcore Sexploitation

Ernst Hofbauer (b. 22 August 1925 Vienna, Austria – d. 24 February 1984 Munich, Germany at age 58) was an Austrian film director.

During the early 1970s, in Munich, Hofbauer teamed with Walter Boos, Wolf C. Hartwig, and Ludwig Spitaler to produce the original thirteen films under the banner Schulmadchen Report (or Schoolgirl Report); the stories were adapted from books written by Guenther Hunold, while Guenther Heller composed the film script, Klaus Werner did the camera work, and the music was handled by Gert Wilden & Orchestra. Hofbauer and Boos were referred to as the ‘Titans of Teen Libido’. The films were classified as ‘sexploitation’, and were extremely popular, seen by more than 30 million people all over the world.

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In the United States, the films were released in grindhouses and drive-ins, and the names of the films were changed to conform to American standards. Because the films focused on young girls who may have been under legal age in this country, the Schoolgirl Report series was eventually suppressed.

The Schoolgirl Report series was very interesting because the films portrayed many unknown teenagers and actresses who were vibrant, beautiful, naive, innocent, and unabashed. Most of the films related a series of vignettes to tell an interesting story. Hidden pedophile lust, co-ed skinnydipping, situations involving first-time sexual experiences, and encounters with teachers were all shown in the episodes. Interracial love affairs, male and female masturbation sequences, forced prostitution, rape, voyeurism, harmless erotic games, seduction, and erotic touching are also portrayed in the vignettes. Well-known German sex kitten Ingrid Steeger and the ever-horny Italian comic Rinaldo Talamonti play key roles in many of the vignettes. Rosl Mayr appears in almost all of the thirteen Schulmadchen Report films as an elderly lady with a comic role. She is perfectly cast as a comedic talent and is the only senior actress that plays a key element in many of the vignettes. Marie Ekorre, Sonja Jeannine, Christina Lindberg, and Birgit Tetzlaff are a few of the young actresses who titillate the audience with their erotic encounters. Friedrich von Thon conducted street interviews to discuss the plots in the vignettes, and many of the situations were followed up with a courtroom setting (the male actors were charged with statutory rape). The Schoolgirl Report films were classified as ‘soft-core’ eroticism, which is similar to the David Hamilton genre.

Ernst Hofbauer directed many erotic films in addition to the original thirteen Schulmadchen Report classics. Sex sells, and Hofbauer exploited consumer demand for R-rated movies involving young actors and actresses. He had a unique style that combined youth, eroticism, wit, and anecdote. His exploitation films of the 1970s appealed to moviegoers from all walks of life.

A chronological list of the original 13 Schoolgirl Report films follows:

  • ★ Schulmadchen Report I: What Parents Don’t Think is Possible, aka Schoolgirl Report Part I
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report II: What Keeps Parents Awake at Night, aka Schoolgirl Report Part II
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report III: What Parents Find Unthinkable, aka Schoolgirls Growing Up
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report IV: What Drives Parents to Despair, aka Campus Swingers
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report V: What All Parents Should Know, aka 14 and Under
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VI: Erotic Young Lovers, aka Campus Pussycats
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VII: But Heart Needs to Be There
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VIII: What Parents Should Never Get to Know, aka Naughty Coeds
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report IX: Examination Before the Matriculation
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report X: Every Girl Starts Sometime
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XI: Confessions of a Naked Virgin, aka Blue Dreams
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XII: Young Girls Need Love, aka Blue Fantasies
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XIII: Don’t Forget The Love When Having Sex

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