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N.J. trooper admits sharing ‘intimate photos’ of women he pulled over https://t.co/colGEF5HeX

Some Crypto-Capitalists Just Want to See the World Burn https://t.co/B1HWtLFXfH

Sex and the Swingers of the Future https://t.co/efgJgMSztH

Hackers could program sex robots to kill! https://t.co/V6D9UYmDN3

Man left unable to get an erection after being scratched by a CAT and contracting rare feline disease https://t.co/KJx4lzZdFB

Sewage workers have found a 130-tonne ball of congealed fat -dubbed a “monster fatberg” clogging a Victorian sewer https://t.co/tzul5kG6Oe

10 Rappers Who Have Killed People
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Goodbye, Pork Pie Hat: Watch Charles Mingus Get Evicted From His NYC Studio, 1966
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Alibaba Founder Jack Ma Has Set a New Bar for Tech CEO Weirdness https://t.co/YQE762MbGu

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Facebook Enabled Advertisers to Reach ‘Jew Haters’ https://t.co/PYu5aMxwCK

Approximately 5,000 bikes apparently abandoned at ‘leave no trace’ Burning Man https://t.co/ZH1QPSs3xu

Martin Shkreli

‘Pharma Bro’ Martin Shkreli Lists His Wu-Tang Album On eBay https://t.co/2cbOlJs6Ok

Julian Assange Just Showed How YouTube Censors Ron Paul for Promoting Peace—This is 1984 https://t.co/Zct46YB88r

Here’s how drugs are getting smuggled from South America to the US https://t.co/bdXe8gt4oK

Ghost Lobster caught off Maine coast https://t.co/jXu01iPgeW

 

RT @FOX2now: Police share images of the items that protesters are throwing at them https://t.co/URhr21VV8C https://t.co/fDqP4I0EAQ

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DEA Sting Uncovers $1 Million Of Meth Disguised As Phallic Candles https://t.co/3OcEtSgVhm

Mom orders a phone screen on eBay and it comes with a free bag of heroin https://t.co/LalRVRaVzw

Denver nurses suspended after opening body bag to admire size of dead man’s genitals
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Man Keeps Woman Hostage For 2 Months, Force-feeds Her Meth And Makes Her Call Him ‘the Reaper’ https://t.co/wFdSR3vooq

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Assassin in a Mini Skirt

A Neuroscientist Explains Why Donald Trump Needs LSD
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People are freezing their genitals to ‘spice up’ their sex life – and improve their appearance
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Are ‘thigh brows’ the new cleavage? Model drops jaws with intimate folds
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Man Finds $12,000 of Cocaine In His Nestle Quik Container
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Assassin in a mini skirt #LOL
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‘Prenup’ For Sex Tapes Could Save You From Revenge Porn
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Utah Couple Charged With Drone Peeping
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Scientists Use Stem Cells To Grow Animal-Free Pork In a Lab
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Popular Painkiller Acetaminophen aka Tylenol is Proven to Dull Human Empathy and Joy
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Master Prankster Joey Skaggs on Fake News (and he should know)
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‘Racist’ Gay Porn Star with Nazi Tattoos Arrested in Texas Meth Raid
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Live Cockroach Pulled From Inside Indian Woman’s Skull
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Bacterial infection linked to rat urine in NYC 🐀☣
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Disease ‘superspreaders’ accounted for nearly two-thirds of Ebola cases, study finds
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2 Women Try To Sneak 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Into U.S.
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Vintage guitar ads featuring hot chicks with big hair
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Sex doesn’t sell any more, activism does. And don’t the big brands know it
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Meet The London Punks That Grew Up
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New York Governor Cuomo Opposes Legal Weed, While Helping His Alcohol Industry Donors
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TSA employees arrested for cocaine smuggling
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Illegal Drug Trade Essential to Geopolitics, Says Former Diplomat
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Trump Singles – A Dating Site Catering Exclusively to Trump Supporters
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Andvinyly – Press your ashes into a vinyl record
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Stalkscan makes it easy to do highly specific searches on Facebook
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Your Personal Facebook Live Videos Can Legally End Up on TV
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Longtime SF DJ Builds Online Archive Of ’80s And ’90s Club Mixes From Long-Gone Nightclubs
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The Move’s Magnetic Waves of Sound (or ‘The Move: Most Underrated Band of All Freaking Time?’)
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Getting All Your News From Facebook Is Like Eating Only Potato Chips
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Match.com lonely heart ‘kept as slave after falling for man she met on dating website’
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The Andy Warhol episode of ‘The Love Boat’
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Face Recognition + Mandatory Police Body Cameras = Mass Surveillance
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Army Lifts Ban on Dreadlocks #Irie
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‘Puff, puff, pass’: How dolphins are using blowfish to get high
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Yugoslavian Computer Magazine Cover Girls of the 1980s-90s
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Excessive Radiation Inside Fukushima Fries Clean-Up Robot
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The theory that smoking banana peels will get you high is one of the original pieces of fake news 🍌💨
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John Waters: ‘A new kind of anarchy is going to happen next’
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HE VIRTUALLY RUBBED MY CROTCH

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‘HE VIRTUALLY RUBBED MY CROTCH’ Woman ‘sexually assaulted’ in virtual reality by pervert cyber-groper thesun.co.uk/news/2044694/w…

Scrotox: A growing trend which makes testicles appear larger & decreases sweating & wrinkling costs $1,500-$3,000 hollywoodreporter.com/news/scrotox-h…

Man claims son was eaten by fellow inmates during riot in Venezuelan prison latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/20…

Semi-naked man found dead on Spanish airport bench with deli meat on his buttocks, genitals in tuna can globalnews.ca/news/3021746/s…

Motherless babies possible as scientists create live offspring without need for female egg telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/0…

That $100,000 Painting Bought to Flip Is Now Worth About $20,000 bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

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Apple Removed Headphone Jack From New iPhones Because It Owns Largest Bluetooth Headphone Company m.slashdot.org/story/316039

Twitter is now worth less than its Chinese clone techinasia.com/twitter-worth-…

Go Murica! UN Says Opium Production up 43% in Afghanistan This Year thedailysheeple.com/go-murica-un-s…

“Social experiment” YouTuber caught faking racist video boingboing.net/2016/10/19/soc…

I Support the Heroes that Robbed Kim Kardashian disinfo.com/2016/10/suppor…

🇺🇸USA! USA!🇺🇸 🏈🔫

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“Redd’s on a date, making out with his lady, and she says, ‘Redd, kiss me where it stinks.’ Redd says, ‘So I took her to El Segundo.’”

Masturbating in public is not illegal, Italy’s highest court rules telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/0…

US diplomats ‘given date rape drug by Russian officials’ telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/0…

Hitler’s Narcotics were supplied by a doctor known as ‘the Reich injection master’ dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3…

Kolokol-1 is a synthetic opioid developed for use as an aerosolizable incapacitating agent en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolokol-1

Banker Rurik Jutting, 31, is then said to have made her lick a toilet before sawing through her neck, dismembered her body thesun.co.uk/news/2035675/r…

The Party’s OVER!

In the 1900s, Being a ‘Cigarette Fiend’ Was a Legitimate Defense for Murder atlasobscura.com/articles/in-th…

20th century snapshots capture people proudly showing off their vinyl records mashable.com/2016/10/15/hol…

The day when police zap suspects from the sky with drones carrying stun guns may be nearing marketwatch.com/story/a-police…

Top 10 Sober Rappers thefix.com/top-10-sober-r…

Mysterious hallucination-causing illness seemingly spread by touch hits US hospital aol.com/article/news/2…

Maserati Hearse boingboing.net/2016/10/24/mas…

Uber Accused of Cashing In On Bomb Explosion By Jacking Rates m.slashdot.org/story/316385

Uber’s ad-toting drones are heckling drivers stuck in traffic technologyreview.com/s/602662/ubers…

Dystopian Ant World weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/…

Ants get addicted to morphine nature.com/nature/journal…

350 Pigeons Found Flying Freely Inside Long Island Home 🐦🐦🐦 newyork.cbslocal.com/2016/09/15/350…

Do trees have brains? dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3…

Russian scientists are ‘besieged’ by polar bears at a remote Arctic post washingtonpost.com/news/worldview…

‘Great Pacific garbage patch’ far bigger than imagined, aerial survey shows theguardian.com/environment/20…

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Females More Sensitive To Cannabis; Males Get Munchies
news.wsu.edu/2014/09/03/fem…

Psychedelics Are Ready for a Comeback
thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/…

12 Songs You Can Eat Ass To
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Cola-Flavored Genitals, and Other Potential Uses for Microbiome Hacking
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Just HALF of women can locate the vagina on a diagram of the female reproductive system
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Sagging Pants And The Long History Of ‘Dangerous’ Street Fashion
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Man Suing Baltimore Police for Sodomizing Him on a Public Sidewalk
Cavity search in full view of passersby
thefreethoughtproject.com/drug-war-yet-m…

TSA Scanners That Saw You Naked Can Be Tricked to Miss Guns, Bombs
businessweek.com/articles/2014-…

Woman Charged With Felony Hate Crime For Calling Nypd ‘Nazis’ In Anti-Cop Graffiti
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Man Sold Fake Crack Cocaine To An Undercover Agent That Was A Crushed Up Pop Tart
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Philadelphia Parents Has Home Seized By Greedy Authorities After Son’s $40 Heroin Bust
cnn.com/2014/09/03/us/…

Obama’s Horns #Antichrist

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23 year old Chinese medical student died of heart attack as he looked at ‘sexy magazine’ in sperm bank
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…

Woman Of 24 Found To Have No Cerebellum In Her Brain
newscientist.com/article/mg2232…

America Consumes 80 Percent Of All Prescription Painkillers Sold Globally
thedailysheeple.com/america-consum…

Warning to War Supporters
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Sexual assault is alarmingly common in the U.S. military, and more than half of the victims are men
gq.com/long-form/male…

‘Kid Nation’: Looking Back on TV’s Most Disturbing Reality Show
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How Collecting Opium Antiques Turned Me Into an Opium Addict
collectorsweekly.com/articles/journ…

Used Diaper-Grown Mushrooms
gizmag.com/diaper-grown-m…

New Deep-Sea Animal Species Look Like Mushrooms but Defy Classification
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Mysterious Phony Cell Towers Could Be Intercepting Your Calls
popsci.com/article/techno…

It’s Official: Suing Over Graffiti Is Fashionable
hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/offici…

Solid Light: Researchers at Princeton University have begun crystallizing light
scienceblog.com/74321/solid-li…

Vancouver Removes Devil Statue With Erect Penis
upi.com/Odd_News/2014/…

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Satanists Sell Out Controversial Oklahoma ‘Black Mass’ Event
Will substitute vinegar for actions involving urine
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Teen Charged With ‘Desecration Of A Venerated Object’ For Simulating A Blow Job With A Jesus Statue
thesmokinggun.com/documents/teen…

Illinois Women Charged with Cooking Meth in Church
stlouis.cbslocal.com/2014/08/28/ill…

Woman Charged With Sex Attack On Sleeping Man
Man awoke to BBW riding him
thesmokinggun.com/documents/crim…

Married Porn Star Sues BangBros Citing Florida’s Antiquated Law Against Adultery
blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2014/0…

Canadian Government Warns:
American shakedown: Police won’t charge you, but they’ll grab your money
cbc.ca/news/world/ame…

Tree of 40 Fruit
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Toxoplasmosis – The Revealing Behavior and Effects of Parasites
Are parasites affecting our free will?
zengardner.com/toxoplasmosis-…

Clever Trout Match Chimps in a Cognitive Challenge
wired.com/2014/09/coral-…

Sea Fort for Sale: Buy a Massive Maritime Mansion in Britain
weburbanist.com/2014/08/28/sea…

Male Statutory Rape Victim Forced To Pay Child Support
azcentral.com/story/news/ari…

Clowns Join Fight Against Ebola Virus
vocativ.com/culture/health…

Did Jerry Lewis Kill Joan Rivers?
beforeitsnews.com/alternative/20…

Richard Kiel, Actor Who Played Jaws In Bond Films, Dies At 74 #Grillz #RIP
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Return to Angel Dust


Trust No One

Return to Angel Dust: PCP Is a Supporting Player in the Saga of Aaron Hernandez
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A Russian court tried a 13-year-old as an adult based on the size of his genitals
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The oldest known pants
3,000-year-old pair with woven leg decorations, belonged to nomadic horsemen in Central Asia
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Government Treated Peaceful Boycott As Terrorism
washingtonsblog.com/2014/06/govern…

Bikes Are the New Mobile Meth Labs
vocativ.com/underworld/cri…

Robot will crack your phone’s PIN in hours
boingboing.net/2014/06/03/rob…

Think Internet Data Mining Goes Too Far? Then You Won’t Like This
Brain computer interfaces data mining your mind
npr.org/blogs/alltechc…

Intruders for the Plugged-In Home, Coming in Through the Internet
Hacked Homes & Invasive Ads
bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/06/01/dar…

Ex-Brooklyn D.A. Appears to Have Used Drug Money for Campaign Expenses
nymag.com/daily/intellig…

Video Game ‘Watch Dogs’ Features Dead Trayvon Martin ‘Easter Egg’
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Why Don’t People Adopt Black Pets?
priceonomics.com/why-dont-peopl…

Cut Off Glassholes’ Wi-Fi With This Google Glass Detector
wired.com/2014/06/find-a…

Expert Claims Selfies Are Giving Teens Head Lice
time.com/9572/expert-cl…

School Bus Sex Teen Cops Plea
Student struck boy who laughed when she “expelled wind” from her vulva during coitus thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex-…

The End Of Fish
Our oceans could become virtual deserts by 2050
washingtonpost.com/posteverything…

Four-year-old draws in dad’s passport, gets family stuck in South Korea
deathandtaxesmag.com/222079/four-ye…

White House Launches Propaganda At TROLL Level
Purchases Google Key Words to Slam Putin
washingtonsblog.com/2014/06/whiteh…

Fat Dude Eats Pizza While Doing Crunches
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Guy Sends Woman Unsolicited Dick Pic… So She Forwarded It to His Mom
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New Mexico cook charged with battery on peace officer for allegedly licking cheese in sandwiches
nydailynews.com/news/national/…

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Whose Genitals Were Like Those Of Donkeys And Whose Emission Was Like That Of Horses


Ezekiel 23:20

‘She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.’ Ezekiel 23:20

Tiger Photos Now Cliché On Dating Sites
‘Tinder users estimate they encounter tigers in one out of every 10 profiles’
online.wsj.com/news/articles/…

‘Weed Fairy’ Hands Out Free Marijuana Around Seattle
Tapes nugs to flyers
time.com/135851/seattle…

What Would REALLY Happen to Snowden If He Returns to the United States?
washingtonsblog.com/2014/05/snowde…

Blond blue eyed white guy gets plastic surgery to look Korean
boingboing.net/2014/05/30/whi…

Man arrested for allegedly stealing more than $350,000 worth of human skin from a Philadelphia hospital
nbcphiladelphia.com/news/weird/Man…

Homophobic Texas restaurant is being trolled by gays on Yelp and Google reviews
dfw.cbslocal.com/2014/05/30/con…

Pooping Dog Diverts Philly-Bound Flight
csnphilly.com/article/poopin…

Detroit’s decline, as told by Google Street View
dailydot.com/lifestyle/detr…

World On Brink Of Sixth Great Extinction, Species Disappearing Faster Than Ever Before
huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/29/six…

Human consciousness is simply a state of matter, like a solid or liquid – but quantum
extremetech.com/extreme/181284…

Unidentified Flying Objects In Classical Antiquity
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Suspected I-81 state trooper killer blames ‘time warp’
cnycentral.com/news/story.asp…

The Spirit Radio That Creeped Out Nikola Tesla
theviralpost.com/the-spirit-rad…

‘Smart’ Meter Spying Finally Admitted
activistpost.com/2014/05/smart-…

Man with manure fetish jailed for eight-year vendetta against farmer who banned him rolling naked in cowpats
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…

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90% of All Deaths In War Are CIVILIANS


Blood Is The Harvest

H.R. Giger and Debbie Harry Interview, 1981
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What the Ingredients in Coca-Cola and Pepsi Actually Do to Your Body
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From Duck Vaginas to Bumblebee Sex: The Amazingly Overlooked Science of Genitals
alternet.org/sex-amp-relati…

90% of All Deaths In War Are CIVILIANS
washingtonsblog.com/2014/05/90-dea…

‘Electrosmog’ disrupts orientation in migratory birds, scientists show
sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/…

Germany Hits Incredible Energy Milestone: 74% Power From Renewable Sources
iacknowledge.net/germany-hits-i…

11 Cringe-Inducing Moments From Noir, the NRA’s Hip New Web Series for Millennials
reason.com/blog/2014/05/1…

Suspected drug dealer arrested after selfies with stacks of cash and drugs backfire
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The Black Panther Coloring Book – The Sabotage Of Legitimate Dissent

This is but one horrific example of the tactics used by the Federal Bureau of Investigation to stifle legitimate dissent and violate the civil rights of political groups that the administration dislikes. Along with the anti-war movement, the Nixon White House targeted the civil rights movement for disruption, using on-campus informants to infiltrate and in many cases to disrupt legal protests and activism. This coloring book, which was purported to be from the Black Panthers, had actually been rejected by them when it was brought to them by a man later revealed to have intelligence connections. Not to be troubled by the fact that the Panthers found the coloring book revolting, the FBI added even more offensive illustrations, and mass mailed it across America. It so infuriated the white population that they stopped listening to the legitimate grievances of the black people. While it can be argued that such an action did not technically violate the right of the Black Panthers to free
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Why You See What You See When You’re Tripping on Psychedelics
You are electric. Your brain is a super-continent only partially charted. Your mind’s eye is fire-hosing garbled and complex equations, proofs, and logical dead-ends, and will do so for something like the next 10 hours, possibly longer. You are diving through bottomless fractals and honeycombs. You’re scaling lattices and gratings as tall as mountains, and now you’re tracing the filigrees and fretwork of the Relief of Time. You’re plucking noise out of thin air, damnit, spreading the sonic detritus over your person like some strange sort of salve. You look down at your hands only to see how they’ve melted to the floor in small, fleshy puddles. You turn to your trip sitter, a trusted friend who appears now to be spewing fire so as to beat back a gaggle of ankle-biting, animatronic elves. The walls are breathing, you swear it. You’re tripping. 
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A Brief History of Movie Fanzines

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Turtle smokes 10 cigarettes a day

Tang, a restaurant chef in Donghu town, Changchun, Jilin Province who is helping his boss raise the turtle, explained he got the idea to introduce the pet to tobacco one day after he discovered it being hurt by a chicken bone. As he plucked the bone from its belly, the turtle snapped at him, upon which he was inspired to try inserting a cigarette. Now the turtle ‘restlessly’ paces back and forth if it doesn’t get a smoke, and chases after Tang when he lights up, said the report.
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THE BEST BIRTH CONTROL IN THE WORLD IS FOR MEN

The doctor applies some local anaesthetic, makes a small pinhole in the base of the scrotum, reaches in with a pair of very thin forceps, and pulls out the small white vas deferens tube. Then, the doctor injects the polymer gel (called Vasalgel here in the US), pushes the vas deferens back inside, repeats the process for the other vas deferens, puts a Band-Aid over the small hole, and the man is on his way. 
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The 15 Greatest Movie Trip Scenes Ever

There’s always been a lot of tripping in movies, and man, is it hilarious. People trip all the time. Why, just the other day, I had dropped my backpack on the floor of my apartment right when I walked in, and as I circled back around really quickly I ended up stepping right into … Oh. OHHH. That type of tripping. The one with hallucinogenic drugs. Okay, got it. Yeah, that type of tripping is funny, too. And hey, that’s in a bunch of movies as well! Like, say, this week’s “This is the End.” Or so we hear. We’ve counted down for you the Top 15 “tripping” scenes in movies, ranked in order of … trippiest? We guess?
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One in five young adults admit to using smartphone during sex

A survey released Thursday found nearly one in ten smart­phone owners admitted to having used their phone during sex. Overall, nine percent of those surveyed said they had used their smartphone during sex. Young adults were particularly comfortable with multitasking during intercourse. Among those ages 18 to 34, one in five admitted to using their smartphone amid coitus.
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Cops say man stole IDs to fund 17 Disney vacations

When Alexander Pera, a former manager of a steak house in Lincolnshire, Illinois, was arrested last week, police say he had an unusual motivation for his alleged misdeeds. Pera was charged with stealing the identities of 50 customers and former employees of the restaurant to finance trips to Disney World — known, of course, as the “happiest place on earth.” The Lincolnshire Police Department said he used fraudulently obtained gift cards, cash and prepaid credit cards worth $50,000 to pay for two Disney cruises and 15 Disney World trips over five months.
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11 Things Banned in Other Countries, but Legal in the U.S.

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‘Pothole Robin Hood’ Steals City-Owned Asphalt to Patch Up Streets – But the City Is Not Grateful

The newest twist on the legendary saying seems to go something like this: He robs asphalt from the city and fills in the poor holes that plague the streets. And while a “Pothole Robin Hood” he may very well be to his supporters, Ron Chane won’t be getting spiritual advice from Friar Tuck anytime soon…and Jackson, Miss., most definitely isn’t Sherwood Forest. Because Chane—who’s made a name for himself lately by taking what he says is asphalt from the city of Jackson so he and his girlfriend can fill its potholes—is under police investigation for his actions.
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Alabama Post Office Evacuated Due To Personal Lubricant Spill

KY Intense Arousal gel is relatively new to the market. It’s billed as a product that can “heighten sensitivity and satisfaction.” Unfortunately, when some of the product spilled in an Alabama post office on Tuesday morning, employees didn’t know what the substance was. All it heightened was a safety alert. The building was evacuated and a hazardous materials team came in to dispose of the mysterious liquid.
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The Ugliness Of The Future Tallest Building In The World

A look at the plans…for Sky City One reveal that the maximum width of each unit of the building will be just 3.9 meters, or 12.8 feet. That’s the width of a “single-wide” mobile home in the U.S. Save a dizzyingly tall interior atrium extending from the first to the 170th floor, any interior spaces wider than that will be interrupted by the steel columns that define the edge of each pre-fabricated unit.
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Muscle Rock: The tone-deaf body-builder rock ‘n’ roll heroics of THOR!!!

Jon Mikl Thor made one of the campiest attempts at a rocker persona that I’m personally familiar with—and that includes my beloved Handsome Dick Manitoba and New York Dolls. A former Canadian bodybuilder (and onetime Mr. USA), Jon Mikl Thor decided to parlay his, er, natural stage presence into a musical career, fronting for the band THOR in 1973.
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Good Times at Korea’s Sex Theme Park

Behold Jeju Loveland! Located in Jeju Island, the erotic theme park is home to over 140 saucy, silly, and downright funny sculptures that all have one thing in common: sex. No wonder the park is 18-and-up only. (There is a kid-friendly recreation area where adults can drop off their young ones while they go look at giant dicks.) Loveland opened back in 2004 after art school grads began creating these interesting monuments to bumping uglies. The theme park is way over the top, which seems to invite visitors to take goofy pictures:
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McDonald’s Apologizes After Employee Asks Customer If Her Breasts Are Real… Twice

“The young man gestured toward my chest and said ‘are those real or fake?’,” recalls the customer. “I was dumbfounded… He repeated the question again, totally unaware that he was being offensive.”
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The Art of Punk: Great new short documentary on Winston Smith and Dead Kennedys

The third and final installment of “The Art of Punk,” MOCA-TV‘s great web series that looks at the increasingly historically important graphic design of the punk era. This time around, Jello Biafra and Winston Smith talk about the “look” of Dead Kennedys’ posters, handbills and record covers and explain how the logo came about. There’s a wonderful moment here when Biafra—generously giving credit where it’s historically due—explains his “aha!” moment, when he realized that collaborating creatively with Smith would allow him to present foldouts, posters and booklets ala Crass, but funny.
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Shocker: Only 1% of So Called Terrorists Nabbed by the FBI Were Real

In the dozen years since the 9/11 attacks, we’ve watched as a classified new legal regime for government surveillance has been hashed out, local police forces have become heavily armed military-type units and a whole new layer of bureaucracy has hatched to provide us with an abundance of “homeland security.” Proponents of this build-up argue that it’s made us safer. They point to hundreds of foiled plots to make their case. But Trevor Aaronson, author ofThe Terror Factory: Inside the FBI’s Manufactured War on Terrorism, dug into these supposedly dastardly plots and found that they are much less than meets the eye.
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Man Arrested For Hiding In Gutter To Peep Up Women’s Skirts

A Kobe man has been arrested for what Facebook users see as a unique and somewhat ingenious crime. Hirai Yasuomi (26), was reported to police after someone discovered him lying face-up in a street gutter so that he was able to look up the skirts of women passing by. While most people point out that what he did is certainly perverted and deserves punishment, netizens also praised his enthusiasm and ability to put his dastardly plans into action.
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‘Anti-pervert’ hairy leggings all the rage in China

Hairy leggings meant to keep unwanted male attention at bay are all the rage among girls in China. That’s right. Leggings covered in hair.
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$509K Federal Safe-Sex Study Will Text ‘Gay-Lingo’ to Meth Addicts

A $509,840 grant by the National Institutes of Health will pay for a study that will send text messages in “gay lingo” to methamphetamine addicts to try to persuade them to use fewer drugs and more condoms. The study began in February.
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Nigerian survives two days at sea, in underwater air pocket

“I was there in the water in total darkness just thinking it’s the end. I kept thinking the water was going to fill up the room but it did not,” he said. “I was so hungry but mostly so, so thirsty. The salt water took the skin off my tongue.” “I could perceive the dead bodies of my crew were nearby. I could smell them. The fish came in and began eating the bodies. I could hear the sound.” But after 60 hours, Mr Harrison heard the sound of knocking.
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Pope blesses hundreds of Harley-Davidsons

Biker culture came to the Vatican on Sunday as Pope Francis blessed thousands of Harley-Davidsons and their riders celebrating the manufacturer’s 110th anniversary with a loud parade and plenty of leather. Thundering Harley engines nearly drowned out the Latin recitation of the “Our Father” prayer that accompanied Francis as he greeted the crowd before Mass. Standing in his open-top jeep, Francis drove up the main boulevard leading to St. Peter’s Square, blessing the thousands of people in what was a giant Harley parking lot.
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Eyeball-Licking Fetish Causes Eye Patch Epidemic Among Kids

“After class one day, I went into the equipment store in the gymnasium to tidy up. The door had been left open, and when I looked inside, a male pupil and a female pupil had their faces close together and were kind of fumbling around. Could it be bullying? I wondered, but when I had a good look, the boy was licking the girl’s eye! Surprised, a shouted “What are you doing? Stop it at once!” and the two of them were so shocked they jumped apart. The girl burst into tears, and the boy just went bright red and was shaken up. At any rate, to try to calm them down I took them to the janitor’s room and listened to their story.”
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U.K. girl uses her toy unicorn’s fake passport to get through Turkish customs

A Turkish customs official waved Emily Harris through customs at Antalya airport—after stamping a passport identifying her as a unicorn. Mom Nicky Harris, from Cwmbran, South Wales, said: ‘The passport doesn’t even look real—it’s got gold teddy bears on the front.’
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Hot Tuna? – The Fish of Fukushima

It is clear from the report that the Union-Tribune and the Guardian grossly “mis-headlined” the NAS’s findings. The tuna had an estimated 7.7 nano-sieverts [the sievert is a standard measure of the biological impacts of radiation] per 7-ounce serving. Since no radiation exposure of any kind is “safe,” headlines writers declaring the risk is “nil” and the tuna “safe” had not done the slightest bit of digging.
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Behind Closed Doors – Sexual Abuse of Captive Dolphins

The trainer in the 18 second video has not been identified, nor has the dolphin, however it is assumed that the dolphin is (or was, granted it is still alive) trained for Artificial Insemination. This is assumed because in the video the trainer places his hand around the opening near the males penile slit (a cue for the dolphin to present it’s penis), it is then that the dolphin (inverted) exposes his penis to the trainer and the trainer then proceeds to suck on the tip until the dolphin ejaculates in his mouth. Following the dolphins successful act it is given a cue, the common “whistle blow” signaling a job well done. The video is then ended.
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We Drank Soylent, The Weird Food of The Future

Soylent looks as appetizing as it sounds. The combination of its off-white color, opacity and viscosity made it look—sorry to be gross here—like watered-down semen. Tiny specs of something brown and no doubt highly nutritious floated in the liquid. Taking a sip, it was actually not distasteful, as long as I blocked out all thoughts of bodily fluid. (This was hard to do; perhaps Soylent could improve my ability to concentrate on things other than semen while drinking Soylent.) Soylent tastes like the homemade nontoxic Play-Doh you made, and sometimes ate, as a kid. Slightly sweet and earthy with a strong yeasty aftertaste.
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Life-coach radio hosts commit suicide together

Two life coaches who hosted a radio show called “The Pursuit of Happiness” apparently committed suicide together in their Brooklyn apartment, police said. Motivational speaker John Littig, 48, and his common-law psychotherapist wife, Lynne Rosen, 46, were found with plastic bags over their heads and a tube attached to a canister of helium, according to police.
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Colombia’s controversial cure for coke addicts: Give them marijuana

Marijuana has long been accused of being a gateway to deadlier vices. But could cannabis be a swinging door that might also lead people away from hard drugs? That’s what this capital city is trying to find out. In a controversial public health project, Bogota will supply marijuana to 300 addicts of bazuco, a cheap cocaine derivative that generates crack-like highs and is as addictive as heroin.
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Infected Photos Steal From Car Shoppers

If an online seller sends you photos of an item, run them through a malware scanner first — at least according to the FBI. A new warning issued by the bureau suggests that many buyers have fallen victim to malware scams that involve what seem to be innocuous photo attachments. Photos containing malware can crop up when dealing with shady sellers on services like Craigslist. A seller will list an expensive item, like a car, for an amount of money that just skirts the line of “too-good-to-be-true.” The one catch is that the seller only provides photos upon request.
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Town mails discarded dog poop back to errant pet owners

The paper reports that the town council of Brunete, located about 20 miles from Madrid, has undertaken a complex effort to crack down on the disrespectful dog owners. Twenty volunteers have been enlisted to approach dog owners who leave their pet’s poop behind, and to strike up a conversation with the goal of finding out the name of the dog. “With the name of the dog and the breed it was possible to identify the owner from the registered pet database held in the town hall,” a spokesman from the council told the Telegraph. Once the owner’s address was confirmed, the dog poop is scooped up, placed in a box containing the town hall’s insignia and delivered via courier to the owner’s home. And to top it all off, the box is labeled, “Lost Property.”
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How Birds Lose Their Penises

About 10,000 species of birds have reduced or absent external genitalia as adults. Many have normal penises as embryos, but as they develop, their penises stop growing and shrink away. (Despite that, male birds still manage to fertilize female birds through internal insemination, just like humans. We’ll get to how in a moment.) To study how male birds lose their penises, the UF researchers examined the embryonic development of birds with penises (ducks and emus) and birds without penises (chicks), among other creatures. What they found was that a critical gene called Bmp4 switches on, causing developing genitals to wither away. In other birds like ducks and emus, that gene stays switched off, allowing their penises to grow fully. (In some birds, they grow a little too fully: certain species of water fowl, like ducks, have such large phalluses
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File under Culture, Fetish, Music, SeMeN SPeRmS BLArRrG, SeMeN SPeRmS Links 'o Death, Sex

Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on July 12, 2013

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