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Pink Panther Punk

  • Gaddafi warned Tunisians against being tricked by ‘WikiLeaks which publishes information written by lying ambassadors in order to create chaos.’
  • The title given to this video by the uploader on Tudou was: “一众美女打群架的场面多么给力啊” which most people will read as “What an awesome group fight scene between a crowd of pretty girls“. As a result, many of the Chinese netizen comments left on this video by Tudou viewers complained about how these women could be called “pretty” or “beautiful” as represented in the title, even accusing the uploader of intentionally using a deceptive title. Some of these comments were translated below. However, the title could also be read as: “What an awesome group fight scene between a crowd of American girls“.
  • Under questioning by police after the boy died at a Denver-area hospital last September, Johnson admitted she placed the baby in the bathtub and went into another room to play the Facebook game Cafe World.

    She also checked in with friends and watched videos on the site while the boy bathed alone, according to an affidavit filed in the case.

    When she didn’t hear any sounds from the boy after 10 minutes, she found him slumped over face down in the bathwater making “gurgling” sounds, according to the affidavit.

  • The photos, presumably shot in a mirror, show Loughner, 22, posing with the same make of gun he allegedly used in the Jan. 8 shooting. In the photos he holds the pistol against his crotch and buttocks while wearing a bright red thong, sources told ABC News.
  • A Green Bay, Wis., woman opened a Christmas present from her children to find a refurbished vacuum — and a load of drugs.

    Authorities say the woman found 2 pounds of crystal methamphetamine and 2.2 pounds of cocaine shrink wrapped inside the box. Sheriff’s officials estimate the drugs’ street value at about $280,000.

  • The offshore bank account details of 2,000 “high net worth individuals” and corporations – detailing massive potential tax evasion – will be handed over to the WikiLeaks organisation in London tomorrow by the most important and boldest whistleblower in Swiss banking history, Rudolf Elmer, two days before he goes on trial in his native Switzerland.

    British and American individuals and companies are among the offshore clients whose details will be contained on CDs presented to WikiLeaks at the Frontline Club in London. Those involved include, Elmer tells the Observer, “approximately 40 politicians”.

  • The Pink Panther has a band here called the Pink Punks, and they get to play a few of their songs here. (I also find it interesting that two of the group members are named Itchy and Scratchy.) For some reason, the Pink Panther sounds like an old hippie.
  • “If those kids went to school with those drugs inside that bag, it could have gotten out and we’d be talking about a situation that would be much worse. This shows that people will go through grave extremes to avoid being arrested.”
    Thanks Patrick Nybakken
  • The newspaper reports Sanden told police he was having sex with the 48-year-old woman whom he had known for a few months when he realized she wasn’t breathing. He told police he administered CPR and called an ambulance.

    The woman’s cause of death remains under investigation.

  • Police said he was bent over and defecating.

    According to arrest records, the officer also saw Wilkerson’s genitals.

    Police said Wilkerson had bloodshot eyes, was unsteady on his feet and smelled strongly of beer.

    Police said Wilkerson admitted he had been drinking. When asked how much, he said, “Enough, cracker,” according to arrest records.

  • A man who claims a rodent bit him on the penis while he was being held in a New York jail can proceed with a federal civil rights lawsuit claiming county officials should have had better pest control, a judge has ruled.

    Peter Solomon claims in his lawsuit against Nassau County that a rodent came out of a hole in his mattress and bit him while he was jailed in February 2007 on a charge of menacing his wife. He’s a Vietnam veteran who says he was already suffering from post-traumatic stress syndrome.

  • A 48-year-old Rockdale man who allegedly tried using pornographic magazines instead of candy or flowers to meet women has been charged with felony stalking/causing personal distress.
  • Thanks Smart Crew
  • Notably — at least for this enthusiast of Jamaican culture bubbling through the American mainstream — to help stage Lil Wayne’s big comeback, producer Bangladesh contributed another a-milli-esque banger, in this case opting to deliciously substitute (ripe banana!) Harry Belafonte’s well-worn Jamaicanisms for Phife Dog’s more obscure ragga filigree
  • Keeping Mullen’s “belt-tightening” image in mind, what you have here, imagistically speaking, is an especially obese man cutting down on his own future expectations for how much he’s planning to overeat, even as he continues to increase what he’s actually eating. In other words, this is actually a belt-loosening operation. (And by the way, the Secretary of Defense knows perfectly well that some of his “cuts,” announced with such flare, will never make it through a Congress where powerful Republicans, among others, prefer to exempt the national security budget from serious cuts, or any cuts at all.)

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The Devil Went Down To Baltimore

  • With some parishes seeing an increase in claims of demonic possession in the United States, the Roman Catholic Church is training its clergy in how to respond to requests for the ancient rite. More than 100 bishops and priests attended a November workshop on the subject in Baltimore.

    Bishop Thomas J. Paprocki, who organized the two-day, closed-door event at the Baltimore Marriott Waterfront, says pastors need help discerning the difference between those who need an exorcist and those who only believe they do.

    The goal, he says, was to help the clergy counsel people who believe they are possessed by a demon by referring them to a physician, a therapist, or — in very rare cases, he stresses — an exorcist.

  • Streaking across the night sky, a stunning ball of fire shot across the south eastern part of the United States last night – dazzling stargazers with a bright flash.

    Authorities say the mysterious flash of light – which could be seen from Oklahoma to the Florida panhandle – was most likely a meteorite.

    The object, which was est

  • Yet another weapons technology has been under development for some decades. Scalar technology—invented by the genius Nikola Tesla early in the 20th Century—has the potential to turn the environment itself into a weapon and tune its deadly properties into a merciless, near instantaneous killer.

    That advanced technology may have just been tested in Arkansas and Louisiana.

  • John Pike, director of the Washington military research group GlobalSecurity.org, said that, based on the GAO’s figures, US forces had expended around six billion bullets between 2002 and 2005. “How many evil-doers have we sent to their maker using bullets rather than bombs? I don’t know,” he said.
  • “After horrific shootings, we hear calls for stricter regulation of guns,” he wrote. “The Tucson shooting should remind us why we regulate marijuana.

    “Jared Lee Loughner, the man held as the Tucson shooter, has been described by those who know as a ‘pot smoking loner.’ He had two encounters with the law, one for possession of drug paraphernalia.”

  • It appears the process was going well, because the scientists decided to have a little party. The party included sake, whisky, various wines, shochu, and beer. At a certain point, the researchers decided to try soaking the compound in the many, many liquors they had on hand and seeing how they compared to the more conventional soaking liquids.

    When they tested the resulting materials for superconductivity, they found that the ones soaked in commercial booze came out ahead. About 15 percent of the material became a superconductor for the water mixed with ethanol, and less for the pure water. By comparison, Shochu jacked up conductivity by 23 percent and red wine managed to supercharge over 62 percent of the material. The scientists were pleased, if bemused with their results.

  • Williams, 53, has been busted for theft, robbery, escape, forgery, and drug possession. He is pictured at right in mug shots taken as a result of those Ohio collars, which stretch back more than two decades.
  • Police said a desk clerk shot a man who was attempting to rob an east side motel on Saturday night.

    Officers said that shortly before 9:30 p.m., a man walked into the Super 8 Motel, located at 2055 Brice Rd., showed a gun and demanded money.

    Police said the desk clerk on duty then shot the alleged robber, Antoine Stephens.

    Stephens, 20, was transported to Grant Medical Center and was in serious condition on Sunday morning, NBC 4 reported.

    Police said he would be charged with aggravated robbery.
    3 shots fired, all 3 hit the bad guy, gun was a glock 23, 40cal with 165g Gold dots

    no charges filed agenst shooter, badguy went to prison.

  • Prompted by a viral video showing a wild, all-female brawl outside a Florida gas station, cops have launched a probe to identify and possibly arrest the combatants, some of whom had clothing ripped off during the melee.
  • Tank camouflage has come a long way since the good old days of painting them green and slapping a white star on the side. British defense tech firm BAE Systems is developing an active “e-camouflage” system that will employ a form of electronic ink to project imagery of a vehicles surrounding terrain, rendering the vehicle somewhat invisible to potential attackers.

    Using a set of electronic sensors attached to the tank’s exterior, the system would process the vehicle’s surroundings and recreate the colors, lines, and shapes common in its environment on the tank’s hull, making it extremely difficult to see. Because the images on the tank’s exterior would change as the surroundings change, ostensibly such an active camouflage system could cloak the vehicle even as it moves across an environment.

  • As Facebook was negotiating a half-billion-dollar investment from Goldman Sachs recently, MySpace, once the dominant Web site for social networking, was preparing to fire nearly half its staff.

    The layoffs, which cut nearly 500 employees from a payroll of close to 1,100, were announced Tuesday. The downsizing is the most draconian yet for the beleaguered company, and could be a precursor to a sale of the site by the News Corporation, which bought MySpace in 2005 for $580 million after a bidding war with Viacom.

    On one level, the decline of MySpace again shows the fragility of social media where fickle consumers and changing tastes can make sensations out of services like Tribe and Friendster that quickly fade from public imagination. According to comScore, MySpace reported 54.4 million users at the end of November, a loss of more than nine million from the previous year.

  • ANGELINA JOLIE hangs out at a drugs den – in a grainy video of the Hollywood babe before she spectacularly turned her life around.

    The Tomb Raider beauty is seen wide-eyed and babbling in the seedy amateur footage – as a woman next to her casually smokes heroin.

  • One of Seattle’s self-proclaimed superheroes had his nose broken and was threatened at gunpoint Saturday, prompting police to again ask that he and others stop with the costumes and call 911.
  • “I did have an alcohol problem early …,” Williams has acknowledged in an interview on the Today show. “I was drinking like a fifth a day … my life went to pits.”

    The troubled voiceover actor also has a rap sheet that includes theft, robbery, forgery and drug possession.

  • Olivia Clark lived for only one hour. Doctors didn’t even expect her to survive birth. Now her family has a hard time understanding why the King County Medical Examiner has to review her death and charge $50.
  • Jacob Appelbaum, a security researcher, Tor developer, and volunteer with Wikileaks, reported today on his Twitter feed that he was detained, searched, and questioned by the US Customs and Border Patrol agents at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport on January 10, upon re-entering the US after a vacation in Iceland.

    He experienced a similar incident last year at Newark airport.

    An archive of his tweeted account from today follows.

  • Money can’t buy you taste. This universal law is amply confirmed by the news that a £700m “hyper yacht” called the Streets of Monaco is on the drawing board of Derby-based ship designers Yacht Island Design. Whether it will ever get off that drawing board and into the sea is yet to be decided.
  • Do your friends complain that you can’t pull your eyes away from your iPhone? Well, if you get the new XWave by PLX Devices, then you might have trouble pulling your brain away, too. The peripheral, released in November for $99, brings an EEG-based brain-computer interface (BCI) to iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad users at an affordable price. Based on NeuroSky’s Mindset, XWave gives you the power to manipulate various apps with brain rhythms. While you can’t text or browse the web with it yet, the XWave represents an important step in bringing BCI to the masses. Also, with the falling cost and increasing spatial resolution of brain-imaging technology, it’s exciting to ponder what powerful BCI devices we’ll be able to get for $99 in the future.
  • Check out this totally crazy b-day cake featuring the face of rapper Lil’ Wayne!
    It was actually made for the 14 year-old daughter of actor Alec Baldwin (her name is Ireland), and has licorice dreadlocks with chocolate sunglasses.
  • Greg Wolff, the owner of two Arizona gun shops, told his manager to get ready for a stampede of new customers after a Glock-wielding gunman killed six people at a Tucson shopping center on Jan. 8.

    Wolff was right. Instead of hurting sales, the massacre had the $499 semi-automatic pistols — popular with police, sport shooters and gangsters — flying out the doors of his Glockmeister stores in Mesa and Phoenix.

    “We’re at double our volume over what we usually do,” Wolff said two days after the shooting spree that also left 14 wounded, including Democratic Representative Gabrielle Giffords, who remains in critical condition.

  • The Fox News culture permits on-air personalities to fantasize about assassination and other forms of violence against deemed enemies.
  • “Posterchild is an awesome street artist who, amongst other things, takes out the ads in telephone booths and replaces them with his own quirky messages. Bonus: He doesn’t have a cell phone.”

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    • In August, police said Davis lost control of his bowels while stealing clothes, worth $106.99, from the local J.C. Penney store.
      Authorities said Davis, whose shorts were filled with his own feces, was passed out on the grass, and officers had to wake him up. When police arrived at Westland Mall, 550 S. Gear Ave., Davis’ speech was slurred and the stability in his posture when he stood up was questionable, police said.
      Davis told police he came to the store with a woman he identified as Nena Debard. While police were talking, Davis, who was seated on the grass, threw pills out of his pocket.
      Authorities said the pills were Clonazepam, an anti-anxiety prescription medication. Employees at the department store later told officers Davis was stopped inside for not paying for the merchandise, but they could not take the clothes because they were covered in feces.
      Another group of employees said they noticed the man did not show any reaction when he “lost control” of his bowels in the store.
    • Graffiti abounds in the world around us. It’s visible on almost every conceivable surface, even on some that defy all logic. With the bounty of such material to draw on, graffiti has become a logical focus for many scholars from a variety of different disciplines. Attitudes towards graffiti have a wide variance. Varnedoe and Gopnik (1990) compare art and graffiti in their book. They see graffiti “as a whole is a composite phenomenon, part childish prank, part adult insult” (77). Abel and Buckley (1977) take an entirely different stance. They look at the writing of graffiti as a psychological phenomenon, “a form of communication that is both personal and free of everyday social restraints that normally prevent people from giving uninhibited reign to their thoughts” (3). I have reviewed over a hundred texts on the subject of graffiti and the diversity in viewpoints range from graffiti as amusing (and/or annoying) to graffiti as a significant linguistic event.
    • He didn’t realize he had forgotten to remove the loaded snub nose “baby” Glock pistol from his computer bag. But TSA officers never noticed as his bag glided along the belt and was x-rayed. When he got to his hotel after the three-hour flight, he was shocked to discover the gun traveled unnoticed from Houston.“It’s just impossible to miss it, you know. I mean, this is not a small gun,” Seif told ABC News. “How can you miss it? You cannot miss it.”

    • He was dubbed the “Grim Sleeper,” a serial killer who appeared to go on a three-year killing spree, paused for more than a decade and then began again.But now the police are wondering whether he was sleeping at all.

      The Los Angeles Police Department released on Thursday 180 photographs of women found in the home of Lonnie David Franklin Jr., who is already suspected of killing 10 people in South Los Angeles and dumping their bodies in streets or alleyways.

      They hope the trove of pictures will be seen by people across the country who might recognize a face and help the authorities solve other killings. Mr. Franklin is accused of killing seven black women between 1985 and 1988 and three others between 2002 and 2007. Many of the victims were struggling and involved with drugs.

    • Sheldon Gonzales said he was asleep on his couch Tuesday night when he was suddenly “awakened by a burning sensation in the crotch of his pants,” according to a report from the Broward Sheriff’s Office.Standing over Gonzales was girlfriend Berlinda Dixon-Newbold, cigarette lighter in hand.

      Gonzales quickly realized the bottom of his shirt, which was lying over his crotch, was on fire. He was able to put out the small blaze with his hands, police said.

    • An Akron man suffered severe head injuries after police said he was attacked by his brother, who wielded a crowbar during a fight ignited over a half-eaten piece of fried chicken.
    • A Wisconsin postal carrier says he simply wanted to cheer up a woman on his rounds who seemed “stressed out” when he decided to deliver mail in the buff. But upon further review, the worker told police that delivering mail while completely naked probably wasn’t a good idea.
    • When the victim began arguing with her 44-year-old mother-in-law, the older woman allegedly “grabbed (the victim’s) right breast and began to squeeze and pull on her nipple.” The victim yelled to stop, but her mother-in-law allegedly continued to pull until the younger woman began punching her in the face, according to the police report.The victim then told police she threw her mother-in-law into the yard, but the older woman allegedly kicked in the back door and had to be physically removed again. It was when the victim was putting her
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      mother-in-law’s belongings in the yard that she felt fluid on her breast and realized there was blood on her shirt.

      When she untucked her tank top, her nipple fell on the floor, she told police.

      Thanks Patrick Nybakken.

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    Trees Older Than Jesus

    • What do Johnny Cash, nazis, jive-talking pimps, and blimps have in common? Not much, but they made great fodder for christian comic books back in the ’70s. Below are four complete, great/awful Spire comic books in PDF format, download away, sinners.
    • I still distinctly remember the weird and creepy sensation that came over me as I read the coverless Archie comic I found in the box. It featured all the familiar characters, going through their typical trials and tribulations at Riverdale High, and the artwork was the same as usual. Yet, as I read it, I felt as if it had been made in outer space. Something was off. Something seemed completely wrong. After finishing its twenty-eight pages, I had a feeling similar to that of being molested. Since it had no cover, it would not be until a few years later that I would discover exactly what it was that I had read. It was called Archie’s Something Else! written and drawn by an experienced Archie comics staffer named Al Hartley in 1975. It was over the top right wing, pro-Christian propaganda, cleverly disguised as a run-of-the-mill Archie comic.
    • One is 4,800-years-old!
    • Police said the woman’s companion, an off-duty Baltimore police officer, got into an argument and physical confrontation with Brown after they left the club Eden’s Lounge. His sister said there was no fight, and that her brother apologized and tried to walk away. What happened next is not in dispute — the officer pulled out his department issued Glock handgun and fired at the unarmed Brown 13 times from just a few feet away.
    • The Drew Street gang was for years one of the most dangerous street gangs in northeast L.A. Hooded gang members lurked behind parked cars and on apartment balconies. At night, tires squealed and gunshots echoed while neighbors huddled in their homes. In response to the nightly terror the City renamed the streets where the gang congregated Gay Street and Pansy Square. Overnight, after the name change, the gang no longer congregated there and crime decreased.
    • Coming in rectally — via one person — were a green cigarette lighter, cigarette rolling papers, a golf-ball size baggie of tobacco, a bottle of tattoo ink, eight tattoo needles, a one-inch-long smoking pipe and a small baggie of suspected marijuana, said Sgt. John Kruse, a Wenatchee Police Department spokesman. “We were all wondering, ‘How do you put all that up there?’ ” Kruse said. “The tobacco was pretty impressive; it was a good ounce.”
    • ☛ Montel Williams Smokes Pot at Conference
    • ☛ Catnip Cat Dildo
    • ☛ Justin Bieber Tells TV Staffer to Not ‘Fucking Touch Me’
    • Leck mich im Arsch (literally “Lick me in the arse”) is a canon in B-flat major composed by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
      Thanks Vince Wilt
    • As BP makes its latest attempt to plug its gushing oil well, news photographers are complaining that their efforts to document the slow-motion disaster in the Gulf of Mexico are being thwarted by local and federal officials–working with BP–who are blocking access to the sites where the effects of the spill are most visible. More than a month into the disaster, a host of anecdotal evidence is emerging from reporters, photographers, and TV crews in which BP and Coast Guard officials explicitly target members of the media, restricting and denying them access to oil-covered beaches, staging areas for clean-up efforts, and even flyovers.
    • That’s why when Israeli security forces kill more than 3,000 civilians in Gaza since 2001 and Palestinian rockets fired from Gaza kill 27 Israelis over the same time period, people can argue with a straight face that Israel’s self-defense needs require it to impose a crushing blockade on Gaza that has forced 10 percent of the population into chronic malnutrition.

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    SeMeN SPeRmS Links o’ Death Archive 9

    Weird Statues in Children’s Recreational Parks
    Open a beer bottle with another beer bottle
    Contortion
    Russian Scientists Claim to Invent Drug-Free Cannabis, Suggest it to Replace Wild Cannabis Worldwide – NEWS – MOSNEWS.COM
    Bitten by the Nuclear Dragon
    Japanese Extreme Wake Up Pranks
    China Death Bus
    Damn Birds Online Game
    Wolphin
    The Most Expensive Lemon
    “It was a sweet ride turned sour: a $1.7-million Mercedes-Benz roadster that died after cruising 10 blocks. That works out to $170,000 a block ‚Äî perhaps the most expensive test drive on record.”
    Goo Shooter Controls Crowds
    Kicks of the Week
    Real Shitty Coffee
    The Feejee Mermaid
    ASFR (alt.sex.fetish.robots)
    The Sumo Rustler
    Big enough for you?
    No sex please, robot, just clean the floor
    “Although the nightmare vision of a Terminator world controlled by machines may seem fanciful, scientists believe the boundaries for human-robot interaction must be set now ‚Äî before super-intelligent robots develop beyond our control.”
    Nigga Done Got His Head Buss
    Regular Shit Nigga Wanted To Pop Off They Ate His Food(Slashed Him)
    SweetMuscle Bodybuilder Women Nudes
    Japanese Sex Slang
    Teenage vandals gone wild
    Crush, Kill, DESTROY!!!
    Insane Japanese kid playing music game
    Court: 15-year-old girls can marry
    Colorado recognizes common-law marriages
    500 Person Japanese Orgy
    More Eyeballs
    Karlil – Drank Boy
    Zuiikin Gals II
    Exercise x Engrish = Fun!
    Hot trend: The Leak
    Wheelchair Crowdsurfer
    The First Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards!
    Rate Celebrity Plastic Surgery
    NYC Carved Creatures
    “Gnomes, monsters, devils and creatures of all shapes, sizes and expressions lurk over doorways all over town. Purely decorative in intent, they differ from gargoyles, whose purpose is to funnel water off rooves.”
    Genpets.com – Bioengineered Buddies!
    World’s oldest condom
    A turtle in the Ozarks is terribly deformed by living trapped in a 6 pack ring
    White Women on Opium Den 1892
    Police don’t have to knock, justices say
    “The Supreme Court ruled Thursday that police armed with a warrant can barge into homes and seize evidence even if they don’t knock, a huge government victory that was decided by President Bush’s new justices.”
    Elephants crush town
    “In what appears to be a case of elephants retaliating against humans, hundreds of villagers have taken refuge on boats in Bangladesh after their homes were destroyed by rampaging pachyderms, local officials said on Wednesday.”
    Government Increasingly Turning to Data Mining
    “Privacy advocates say the practice exposes ordinary people to ever more scrutiny by authorities while skirting legal protections designed to limit the government’s collection and use of personal data.”
    Hiroshima miniture model – before and after
    Students Arrested After Videotape Of Fight Surfaces On MySpace.com
    Jack the cat chases black bear up tree
    Drug Warriors Push Eye-Eating Fungus
    Backs to the future
    New analysis of the language and gesture of South America’s indigenous Aymara people indicates a reverse concept of time.
    Drug caches found in Home Depot vanities
    Without a Trace – Teen Orgy
    This is what CBS is getting sued $3.3 million for…
    CBS Stations: Indecency Complaints Invalid
    “Virtually none of those who complained to the Federal Communications Commission about the teen drama Without A Trace actually saw the episode in question, CBS affiliates said as they asked the agency to rescind its proposed record indecency fine of $3.3
    Burzum short film
    Silicone Injected Penis
    The Frito Bandito
    BUTTOCKS IN THE HISTORY OF ART
    Robby The Robot
    “Satin”-ic Graffiti News Report
    “Cuz I’m a punk, that’s what I do.”
    MyHeritage face recognition : Find the Celebrity in You‚Ñ¢
    Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
    How to Blow Smoke Rings
    50 Dumbest Rock-Star Extravagances
    Phallus Gallery – phallic art in the days of Pompeii, Italy.
    Homeland Security accepts fake ID
    Bunny the Tap Dancer
    Holy Fuckin’ Christ!
    Metal Band at Retarted Party
    OMFG!!!
    Women Run Obstacle Course Hypnotized so Sounds Cause Orgasms
    Hard Gay Meets Kids
    Koala Fight!
    Chimp Hosts Talk Show, Gets Fresh With Guest
    Improv Everywhere Mission: Best Buy
    50 people dress up like Besy Buy employees and mob a store.
    Rainy season brings glow-in-the-dark mushrooms
    Most Tattooed Man – Lucky Diamond Rich
    Elephant Drive-In
    One minute, harmony; the next, chimp mayhem
    Monkey Brawl!
    Pole Dancer Takes A Tumble
    The Cake Song.
    This shit WILL get stuck in yer head!
    C’mon Fatso, And Just Bust A Move
    The Remix!
    Help solve the mystery
    “There are about 50 slides in all- all dating from between 1959 and 1969 and all of young women. Some, like the ones here have letters written on their foreheads…”
    Prosecutor: While cameras rolled, N.C. trio castrated willing men
    Whatever You Do Don’t Watch This!
    I warned you!
    Disposable: A History of Skateboard Art – Online Galleries
    MATRIX.NEO VERSUS ROBOCOP
    DIY Bush Impeachment
    Before Prohibition: Images from the preprohibition era
    Boomin’ System!
    Spectator throws cyclist off a bridge
    Randy Johnson hates birds
    give us all your money
    Reporter Attacked!!
    Mister Softee Dies
    The Monkey Chow Diaries
    “But can a human subsist on a constant diet of pelletized, nutritionally complete food like puppies and monkeys do? For the good of human kind, I’m about to find out. On June 3, 2006, I began my week of eating nothing but monkey chow: “a complete and bala
    Hamburger or Tuna Melt?
    Fuck Myspace, We’re Deleting Our Profile
    Iron Maiden – Number of the beast
    Pirate Party of the United States
    200 lt Diet Coke x 500 Mentos
    In vitro meat
    Oink!
    The Ultimate Thing Costume
    Fantastic Four Costume Made of Real Rocks!
    ILoveAnything.Com
    Crystal Cave of the Giants
    Love at First Bite
    “I put my ring finger in Clive‚Äôs mouth and he put his ring finger in my mouth with our teeth resting right on the last joint. We looked in each other‚Äôs eyes, nodded, and bit down as hard as we could. It was a little disappointing because we couldn‚Äôt
    Rubber Urinal Suit
    345 horsepower, 5.7-liter HEMI V-8 engine powered Barbeque
    A REAL Man’s BBQ! Also check out the Hemi Big Wheel.
    Vespa mandarinia
    The Asian Giant Hornet
    Watch it shred: PRI-MAX vs. BMW
    Angels & Demons
    6/6/6
    Ooooof!
    Never Not Working Sighting
    Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
    Snitch On A Terrorist – Get A Suitcase Fulla Cash!
    Morgellons Update!
    “One San Francisco woman describes “tiny green shrimp” that come from her face, and she said she saw a fly pop out of her right eye.”
    Secret Fun Spot
    Chinatown Bus Drama (Translated)
    Thnx Esteban Potencias!
    Bag Ladies
    Famous Navels – free celebrity belly buttons – thousands of navel pictures
    Girls + Toilets
    3D Space Invaders
    Eyeball stickers on Grand St.
    Deadly kites banned in Pakistan city
    Love Bald Bush!
    WWII’s Kilroy Was Here , The inside info on how the legend started
    Baby’s death blamed on 2nd hand crack smoke
    The Oops list
    Crashes galore
    Photographing Squirrels
    Squirrels With Cameras
    Tiger & Piglets
    Monkey Do
    Buildings of Disaster
    Buildings of Disaster are miniature replicas of famous structures where some tragic or terrible events happened to take place.
    Switch to heavy metal signals danger
    War between the Judas Priest and Evil Warriors gangs
    Was the 2004 Election Stolen?
    Republicans prevented more than 350,000 voters in Ohio from casting ballots or having their votes counted — enough to have put John Kerry in the White House.
    Chat Rooms
    Dream Body
    Sex in the MRI
    2 goat heads + 1 coconut + 1 pentagram = ?
    Is It Raining Aliens?
    Nearly 50 tons of mysterious red particles showered India in 2001. Now the race is on to figure out what the heck they are.
    Raw Horseflesh Ice Cream
    Mmmmmmm!
    Eurobad ’74
    Europe’s worst interiors of 1974.
    Baby With Three Arms
    Pedophile party starts in Netherlands
    A new political party in the Netherlands is dedicated to legalizing sex between adults and children.
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    Our Parisian Homies @ Honeyee.com Blog Collabo
    A Closer Look at the New Assault on Indecency and Profanity at the FCC
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    Jury gives woman $5M for ruined vagina
    How to Pirate a Vinyl Record
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    Bad Example: Graffiti Currency Archives
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    Directory of dead myspace members
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    Max and Courtney Make Monsters
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    Spirit of Truth – Part 2
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    EL TOPO – A BOOK OF THE FILM – ONLINE
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    70,000 Beer Cans Found in Ogden Townhouse
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    More Bears Attack Monkey Pictures!
    Eatery name gets city’s panties in wad
    The name of a new restaurant in Scottsdale is stirring up trouble. The Las Vegas-based Pink Taco Mexican Restaurant
    Bears Eat Monkey in Front of Zoo Visitors
    Coins cost more to make than face value
    The Mint estimates it will cost 1.23 cents per penny and 5.73 cents per nickel this fiscal year
    Diamond-covered Mercedes SL sure to turn heads
    The Golden Plungers
    the world’s nicest public restrooms!
    The Mighty Minions of Mire!
    This is a site dedicated to the phenomena of quicksand and mud fetishes.
    Students suspended for mixing up sugary “Happy Crack”
    McDonald’s: Baby Ronald
    AT&T Whistle-Blower’s Evidence
    AT&T is asking a federal judge to keep those documents out of court, and to order the EFF to return them to the company. Here Wired News presents Klein’s statement in its entirety, along with select pages from the AT&T documents.
    Great-grandma tattoos “DO NOT RESUSCITATE” on her chest
    Super Columbine Massacre RPG!
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    Harpers Weekly Review
    Vegan Twinkies®
    Brazil’s prisons present free-for-all for gangs
    Girl, 11, will be Britain’s youngest mother
    The girl smokes 20 cigarettes a day despite being eight months’ pregnant. She conceived aged 11 when she lost her virginity to a boy of 15 on a drunken night out with friends.
    Death Of The Internet
    Big companies are trying to own the net. Let’s stop them.
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    Pretty Planet
    Amazing NASA Satelite Photos of The Earth
    The Human Marvels: Myrtle Corbin – The Four-Legged Woman
    “It seems that her twin sister was also fully sexually formed ‚Äì thus Myrtle possessed two vaginas.”
    Federal Source to ABC News: We Know Who You’re Calling
    Von Dutch Toolbox $270,000!
    The REAL Von Dutch, not the co-opted version!
    Virtual Museum of Sex
    How to find the G spot
    Public Service
    Bishoujo Games
    Naughty Japanese Dating Computer Games
    The Psychedelic Library
    Flaming Tuba Action!
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    Meth lab in home yields ‘hospital room’
    GHOST RIDE THE WHIP Gone Wrong
    Original “Gangsta Fag” Video
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    FBI raid on CIA chief’s home after he resigns
    Sickipedia
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    Pretty Damn Cool!
    eBay: Baphomet Altar Box Satanic Mummified Claw Devil Satan (item 6278440517 end time May-14-06 18:40:48 PDT)
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    USSR posters
    a collection of Soviet Union propaganda and advertisement posters from 1917 to 1991
    Morgellons Disease : Coming Soon
    “Patients say that’s the worst symptom ‚Äî strange fibers that pop out of your skin in different colors. “He’d have attacks and fibers would come out of his hands and fingers, white, black and sometimes red. Very, very painful,” said Lisa Wilson, whose so
    Electric Cinderella Shoes – with built-in stun gun
    The Naked Rabbit World Power Foundation: We Already Control Your Mind
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    “They got ’em!”
    Hyperactive Beatbox
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    P.E.A.R.T. – The Robotic Drum Machine
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    Scientists Make Light Go Backwards!
    Supposedly Backwards Light Goes Faster Than Light…Weird!
    Gum Blondes
    Blonde Sex Symbols Immortalized In Used Bubblegum
    Burn This Bush!
    Madonna Gets Freaky with Some Horses
    Totally Gay Army Ad
    MySpace ‘Poser’ Arrested For Attempted Sexual Battery
    Death To Posers!
    Dick Goes Boom!
    “That’s not stupid!”
    Midget Michael Jackson!
    Knife That Shoots!
    Some Dude Puts Maggots In His Penishole
    WTF?!
    Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain “Smells Like Teen Spirit”
    Man admits subway foot-kissing assaults
    “A 23-year-old with a foot fetish has admitted he tried to kiss, fondle and lick the legs and toes of more than 70 women on the New York subway over the last three years, prosecutors said Wednesday.”
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    Redneck Vehicles
    The Neverending Story Theme
    Nice hair, dude!
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    See Ya Later, Gator
    The Fugs!
    SEXY ROCKER GIRLZ(Who Dig Rocker Guyz)
    Big bike for a big fan
    Best movie scene ever
    Rad, dude!
    Axl Goes off on Spectrum 1991
    Devo on SQUARE PEGS part 3
    Devo ( Live1973 Kent State University Creative Arts Festival )
    German ‘Robin Hoods’ give poor a taste of the high life
    “A GANG of anarchist Robin Hood-style thieves, who dress as superheroes and steal expensive food from exclusive restaurants and delicatessens to give to the poor, are being hunted by police in the German city of Hamburg.”
    FELINE MEDICAL CURIOSITIES: DWARF CATS, GIANT CATS, FAT CATS
    DNA, journal among clues in beach shooting deaths of camp counselors
    “The department distributed photographs of various items found around the bodies of 22-year-old Lindsay Cutshall and 26-year-old Jason Allen, who were each shot in the head while they slept with a .45-caliber Marlin rifle that was never found. The items i
    Jesus Could Have Walked on Ice, Scientist Says
    Giant Balls of ‘Snot’ Explain Ocean Mystery
    German cannibal guilty of murder
    “fetish for human flesh”
    Stuff On My Cat
    Penis artist’s work shocks father
    “…painted using his penis as a brush…”
    Tourist sits on Hell’s Angels’ Harley…
    Tighten Up
    Looney Tunes Hidden Gags
    Hidden Gags in Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies Cartoons
    Lifting the mask from ‘Faces of Death’
    Aircraft Crash Videos
    Car Crash Pictures
    The Fattest Fuck In The World
    3,738 Mothers Set Breast-Feeding Record
    Dude Sings Stairway To Heaven Backwards Played In Reverse
    No Satanic Messages Included
    Bureau of Engraving and Printing – Large Denominations
    $500, $1000, $5000, $10,000 Bills!
    The Gatorade Conspiracy
    Drinkers shock at body in rum barrel
    HUNGARIAN builders who drank their way to the bottom of a huge barrel of rum while renovating a house got a nasty surprise when a pickled corpse tumbled out of the empty barrel, a police magazine website reported.
    Best Places To Go To Prison
    Starfire Optical Range Eyeball
    America tests laser weapons
    Korean Scientists Develop Female Android
    Eboy’s New York
    How To Take Better Dirty Pictures!
    The Montana Sedition Project: Photo Gallery
    “In March 1918, a third-degree committee in Forsyth grilled Starr about Liberty Bonds and forced him to kiss the flag. “What is this thing anyway?” he asked. “Nothing but a piece of cotton with a little paint on it, and some other marks in the corner ther
    Creating Uncrackable Passwords
    Feds Go All Out to Kill Spy Suit
    When the government told a court Friday that it wanted a class-action lawsuit regarding the National Security Agency’s eavesdropping on Americans dismissed, its lawyers wielded one of the most powerful legal tools available to the executive branch — the
    FCC approves Net-wiretapping taxes
    Feds want IP’s to pay for easy tap access.
    Man arrested after thieves steal safe full of homemade child porn
    Play-Doh Fragrance in a bottle!
    Mmmmmmm!
    Playboy Bunny Recruitment Brochure
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    Rate My Turban
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    Scratch using yer iPod wheel
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    Diabolus in Musica or the Devil’s Interval
    Is It Okay for Christians to Use Marijuana and Other Drugs?
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    Nine lives, six legs!
    Flaming Suicide
    Battle of the Facial Hair: Eccentrics Gather For German Beard Competition
    Candian Commuters told Prime Minster Stephen Harper ‘eats babies’
    “electronic vandalism”
    Japanese Toilet Curling
    Dress Like Yer Fave Food
    Warning! A huge videogame controller is coming.
    Street-Legal Jet Powered VW Beetle
    Piece of finger served to diner at TGI Friday’s
    Not just chicken fingers any more!
    Vampire Dog
    Knit Motorcycle
    Too Fuckin’ Cool!
    Scar Stuff: MAD Magazine “It’s A Super-Spectacular Day/ Mad Super Special Summer 1980 Flexi Disc MP3
    “…this marvel of engineering would play a random ending with every spin of your turntable thanks to the multiple grooves…”
    The Clash On Fridays for a Monday
    Chernobyl Graffiti
    Creepy
    Let Me See Yer Guitar Face!
    Milkman Mike
    Eye-Yi-Yi!
    Musical Torment
    “…a strange phenomenon known as “musical hallucinations” which is a condition very similar to having a song stuck in one’s head; but the music is considerably more true-to-life, it is heard almost non-stop, and it is practically impossible to ignore.”
    Thoughts Trigger Mental Typewriter
    A computerized typewriter that translates electrical impulses from brainwave signals into letters and words could be available in the next five years.
    400 Dead Dolphins Wash Up In Zanzibar
    “Some scientists surmise that loud bursts of sonar, which can be heard for miles in the water, may disorient or scare marine mammals, causing them to surface too quickly and suffer the equivalent of what divers call the bends – when sudden decompression f
    Soccer Streaker Scores!
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    X-Ray Spex – Identity
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    “I’ve covered murders, grisly accidents, airplanes falling out of the sky and, occasionally, dirty politics. But in nearly two decades of journalism, nothing has made my insides churn like seeing what my 13-year-old daughter and her friends are up to on M
    The Fabulous Ruins of Detroit
    Toronto is the new New York
    The Montage Art of Winston Smith
    This dude inspired me, when I was young, with his Dead Kennedys art. Awesome stuff!
    Wild…With Regret
    A wet T-shirt contest five years ago when she was in high school is still haunting Monica Pippin.
    Got It On “E”-Bay
    “Memo to those considering entering the exciting field of Ecstasy production: It’s probably not a good idea to set up your illicit drug lab via purchases on eBay, which apparently is being closely monitored by nosy Drug Enforcement Administration agents.”
    San Diego mayor ‘appalled’ by Mexican move to lift drug laws
    Stop Snitching on Pot Smokers!
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    India Driving
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    Naked Man Fatally Shot by Police
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    Delicious Terror!
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    Pictures on Chocolate!
    Huge 1,500-year-old pyramid discovered in Mexico City
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    “A German artist is trying to change the way people think about security, by replacing barbed wire with heart-shaped metal, and pointed railings with animal shapes”
    National Day of Slayer: June 6, 2006 (6/6/6)
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    A Croatian man found the skeleton of a Nazi soldier while sifting through a bag of soil for his new garden.
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    Delicious Sheep Dung Found In Roast
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    Return of the Monkey Cowboy
    Homeless Golf Cart!
    Big shoehorn in the sky / Airlines always looking for ways to cram more people into coach
    Airbus has been quietly pitching the standing-room-only option to Asian carriers, though none has agreed to it yet. Passengers in the standing section would be propped against a padded backboard, held in place with a harness, according to experts who have
    Behind the scenes at the latest aNYthing fashion shoot
    – Oxy Cottontail –
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    Death To Fuckin’ Posers!
    Thor’s battle with the rubber things
    “Israelites” (Desmond Dekker)
    William Burroughs Book Covers
    500 lb Potato Battery
    “I built a potato battery out of 500 pounds of potatoes. It powered a small sound system.”
    Police Release Sketch of Rape Suspect
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    Post-Katrina Skate Wasteland…Thnx Leo!
    Police Find Family Heirloom Is Mummified Baby
    Star Trek Nerd Interior Design
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    Living in the ‘Star Trek’ Universe — For Real
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    It Doesn’t Get More Emo Than This!
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    G.G Allin – The Gas Station NYC Last Show
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    Utility workers trying to blast out a grease clog from a sewer line forced 3,000 gallons of raw sewage into a couple’s home
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    Supermodel arrested for allegedly hitting flight attendant
    Are you ready for your mugshot close-up?
    Marc Ecko wastes lots more money on fake graffiti
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    Dutchman builds modern Noah’s Ark
    “This will speak very much to children… they’ll hear the creak of the wood, smell the smell of the dung”
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    Some “Second Life” participants say they’re disquieted by virtual sexual role-play between adults and players using child avatars.
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    Decapitated heads of police officials found in Acapulco
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    Beware the door-to-door free breast exam guy!
    Japanese Girl Taunts Polar Bear
    Woman Smuggles Grenade Into Jail
    Salvadoran Woman Detained After Allegedly Smuggling Grenade Hidden in Her Vagina Into Jail
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    THE SPIRIT OF TRUTH
    “If you like your religion peppered with profanity, “The Spirit of Truth” is the man for you.” – Thnx Uarm.net
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    Game Pulled From Stores After Man Finds Racy Picture
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    Woman Unknowingly Videotapes Sister’s Demise
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    Death Metaler from the band Gorgoroth hit by train
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    The California Department of Corrections
    “series of artfully-“corrected” public billboards with biting and poignant messages.”
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    Billboard Alteration Salutes U.S. Military in Iraq
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    No green light for driver with traffic signal gadget
    “The device, called an Opticon, is similar to what firefighters use to change lights when they respond to emergencies. It emits an infrared pulse that receivers on the traffic lights pick up.”
    Harper’s Weekly Review
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    Mr. Rogers Break Dancing!
    Enterobius vermicularis in the cecum
    “A 55-year-old man presented with intermittent, crampy pain in the right lower quadrant of the abdomen. A colonoscopy was ordered and revealed multiple mobile 1-cm worms, Enterobius vermicularis, in the cecum.”
    Kansas cabin that once belonged to William S. Burroughs for sale on eBay
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    Rare Wu-Tang Clan MP3 Bonanza!
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    Crime does pay – minimum wage
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    Dude in Ohio isn’t allowed to put up a fence, so he puts up a row of toilets.
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    14,000 Brass Knuckles Found Disguised As Belt Buckles
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    Elephant Eats Scores of Cookies, Gets Sick
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    16 Different Ways To Tie Shoelaces
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    Midget B-Boy Battle
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    Festival of the Steel Phallus
    Horrid skin condition
    ’86 World Series Game Six
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    Jewish sex commando targets Israeli porn websites
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    The MySpace Economy
    Porn star’s offer to Bin Laden
    “I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims.”
    Secret Worlds: The Universe Within
    Zoom In From the Milky Way to subatomic particles
    Blog Gangsigns
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    Great fakers scammed ancient Italy
    2000 Year-Old Counterfeit Coin!
    DEA Agent Who Shot Self In Foot Sues Uncle Sam
    “Paige was making a “drug education presentation” in April 2004 to a Florida youth group when his firearm (a Glock .40) accidentally discharged. The shooting occurred moments after Paige told the children that he was the only person in the room profession
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    Plainfield property where killer Ed Gein lived is up for auction on eBay
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    Man hit with $218 trillion phone bill
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    Battle of the Sexless
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    Wired News: Geek Graffiti Takes on New York
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    Wis. Man Accused of Tagging 6 Cell Blocks
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    Whistle-Blower Outs NSA Spy Room
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    ‘Star Wars Kid’ cuts a deal with his tormentors
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