Hijack | SeMeN SPeRmS SuPeR SiTe - Part 2

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  • Each of the kits Hydorn assembles by hand is a simple contraption designed for a single purpose: people kill themselves with it by encasing their head in a bag of helium, which is lethal in pure form. People like Klonoski, the son of a U.S. district judge and whose funeral was attended by more than a thousand people. The Gladd Group’s estimated annual sales are $98,000. That means Sharlotte Hydorn sells more than 1,600 suicide kits every year.
  • While the Obama Administration has commenced a third war in Libya and is spending billions every week in military operations from Kabul to Tripoli, it is shutting down various domestic programs for lack of funds. The latest is the Allen Telescope Array — a large number of small satellite dishes that search for extraterrestrial life in Northern California. The prohibitive cost? $1.5 million dollars a year (an additional $1 million is used on data collection and analysis). In the meantime, the Administration is refusing to yield to the latest Afghan official insisting that the country does not want or need U.S. troops and yet another case of an Afghan soldier killing U.S. personnel — this time eight U.S. soldiers and one contractor killed by one of our allies.
  • It is a known fact that while African Americans and white Americans use marijuana at the same statistical rate, African Americans are arrested for marijuana use at a much higher rate. Despite the fact that New York City is 60% white, white people only amount to 10% of all NYC marijuana arrests.
  • Think current U.S. political campaigns are nasty? The attack-pinback has long been a tool of partisans and politicos.
  • For years, scientists have speculated that armadillos can pass on leprosy to humans, and that they are behind the few dozen cases of the disease that occur in the U.S. every year. Now, they have evidence. A genetic study published today in The New England Journal of Medicine shows that U.S. armadillos and human patients share what seems to be a unique strain of the bacterium that causes leprosy.
  • He’s just so sick of being pigeon-holed as an instrument of U.S. policy. And “truth, justice, and the American way“ are ”not enough anymore.” That’s why Superman, in the latest Action Comic, has announced he is “renouncing” his U.S. citizenship.

    Although he’s traditionally seen as an American hero (remember, though, he is an alien), Superman is fed up with being connected to the USA. According to the Comics Alliance blog (and reported by BoingBoing), in Action Comics #900 Superman tells the president‘s national security adviser that he’s had enough of the Red, White, and Blue

  • Camden, New Jersey, with a population of 70,390, is per capita the poorest city in the nation. It is also the most dangerous. The city’s real unemployment — hard to estimate, since many residents have been severed from the formal economy for generations — is probably 30 to 40 percent. The median household income is $24,600. There is a 70 percent high school dropout rate, with only 13 percent of students managing to pass the state’s proficiency exams in math. The city is planning $28 million in draconian budget cuts, with officials talking about cutting 25 percent from every department, including layoffs of nearly half the police force. The proposed slashing of the public library budget by almost two-thirds has left the viability of the library system in doubt.
  • In the 1990s, a researcher named Kris Pister dreamed up a wild future in which people would sprinkle the Earth with countless tiny sensors, no larger than grains of rice.

    These “smart dust” particles, as he called them, would monitor everything, acting like electronic nerve endings for the planet. Fitted with computing power, sensing equipment, wireless radios and long battery life, the smart dust would make observations and relay mountains of real-time data about people, cities and the natural environment.
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    Now, a version of Pister’s smart dust fantasy is starting to become reality.

  • On Tuesday, the Air Force issued a call for help making a miniature drone that could covertly drop a mysterious and unspecified tracking “dust” onto people, allowing them to be tracked from a distance. The proposal says its useful for all kinds of random things, from identifying friendly forces and civilians to tracking wildlife. But the motive behind a covert drone tagger likely has less to do with sneaking up on spotted owls and more to do with painting a target on the backs of tomorrow’s terrorists.
  • A Sunshine Coast man was bashed to death, put in a shopping trolley and dumped in a creek following a drunken fight over music selection, a court has heard.

    The court was told Emmanuel McPherson, 48, objected when his flatmate, James Albert Madden, played a Limp Bizkit album on Mr McPherson’s stereo.

    A fight then broke out, in which Mr Madden allegedly beat Mr McPherson to death.

  • Navigation device maker TomTom has apologized for supplying driving data collected from customers to police to use in catching speeding motorists.

    The data, including historical speed, has been sold to local and regional governments in the Netherlands to help police set speed traps, Dutch newspaper AD reported here, with a Google translation here. As more smartphones offer GPS navigation service, TomTom has been forced to compensate for declining profit by increasing sales in other areas, including the selling of traffic data.

  • Pretty surreal footage right now coming out of Birmingham, AL, right now of what is believed to be a 1-mile wide F4 or F5 tornado
  • In a museum filled with preserved abnormal fetuses, giant and dwarf skeletons, and an 8-foot colon, what makes a cabinet full of safety pins, small trinkets and other random items one of the most fascinating exhibits?

    For starters, each one of these objects — and there are thousands — was swallowed and extracted. The curious can get a closer look at the carefully catalogued items at the Mütter Museum of The College of Physicians of Philadelphia.

    The collection was assembled and donated to the museum by Chevalier Jackson, a pioneering laryngologist of the late 19th and early 20th centuries.

  • Turkish police donned white coats and stethoscopes to disguise themselves as doctors, then knocked on people’s doors to see how easily they would fall for a confidence scam.

    The undercover police officers told residents of the southeastern city of Gaziantep they were screening for high blood pressure and handed out pills, according to Turkish media.

    They were alarmed when residents at 86 out of 100 households visited on Tuesday swallowed the pills immediately.

    Police later returned to warn residents to be more cautious.

    The police pills were harmless placebos. But a local gang had been using the same technique to give people heavy sedatives and then burgle them.

  • It argues that “derogatory” language about animals can affect the way that they are treated.

    “Despite its prevalence, ‘pets’ is surely a derogatory term both of the animals concerned and their human carers,” the editorial claims.

    “Again the word ‘owners’, whilst technically correct in law, harks back to a previous age when animals were regarded as just that: property, machines or things to use without moral constraint.”

    It goes on: “We invite authors to use the words ‘free-living’, ‘free-ranging’ or ‘free-roaming’ rather than ‘wild animals’

    “For most, ‘wildness’ is synonymous with uncivilised, unrestrained, barbarous existence.

    “There is an obvious prejudgment here that should be avoided.”

  • For the last six years, Jon Foy has been filming a movie about the mysterious Toynbee tiles. His documentary, Resurrect Dead, follows the investigation carried out by Justin Duerr, Steve Weinik, and Colin Smith as they set out to discover what the tiles mean and who made them. On their search, the three detectives uncovered increasingly bizarre clues: a decades old newspaper article, a David Mamet play, a Jupiter colonization organization, and a Toynbee message that “hijacked” local news broadcasts. In the end, Foy comes closer then anyone else to solving this four-decades-old mystery.
  • This is a strange, Twitter-borne tale of flirting, cutouts, and lack of online caution in the intelligence and defense worlds. Professionals who should’ve known better casually disclosed their personal details (a big no-no in spook circles) and lobbed allegations they later couldn’t or wouldn’t support (a big no-no in all circles). It led to a Pentagon investigation. And it starts with a Twitter account that no longer exists called @PrimorisEra.
  • It’s one of the biggest data breaches in history. Now that Sony has come clean — sort of — on a computer intrusion this month that exposed personal information on 77 million PlayStation Network users, one obvious question remains: Who pulled off the hack?
  • “Well, this is just really cool,” he said sarcastically. “A graffiti pack. Just wonderful for all of our nice friends to carry around and then in a moment or two just shoot everybody’s walls and property up.”

    South Salt Lake police spokesman Garry Keller says graffiti is more of a plague than a problem.

    “Some people refer to it as street art,” he said. “It’s not street art. It’s graffiti. You’re damaging somebody else’s property. It takes up their resources, their time, their money to remove it. And it’s all for nothing.”

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SeMeN SPeRmS Links o’ Death Archive 1

Electrical Ghosts
“Under these conditions on several different occasions I was able to obtain the formation of human and animal forms, which appeared in the magnetic field. At first these were only partial, but twice I succeeded in obtaining complete forms. They ALWAYS PRESENTED themselves in the sensitive field and near the variable point. Three photographic negatives, exceedingly clear and sharply defined, were obtained of these vibrational forms.”
When geeks and graffiti combine
Twitter Files: Nicki Minaj Sparks A Bonanza Of Boobz
Australia bans small tits and female ejaculation in porn
Thanks Vince Wilt
Fluid Sexuality: Female Ejaculation and Censorship in the UK
2010 Winter Olympics – The Highfliers – Photos by Ryan McGinley – The New York Times
Ludacris Rocks an aNYthing Shirt
Thanks Sebastian Demian
Smoking Adderall?
Shocking sculpture from the 1700s
These utterly extraordinary sculptures are the work of Franz Xaver Messerschmidt (1736-1783). Messerschmidt was German-Austrian, and sculpted the heads in 1770-72. At this time he suffered from delusions and hallucinations, or a “confusion in the head” as his employer, the Viennese Academy of Fine Arts, described it. In 1774, Messerschmidt was expelled from the academy.
Climate Crime: Phishing Scam Cripples European Emissions Trading
Mafia ‘sank ships of toxic waste’
Comic Book Ad Squirrel Monkeys from the Late 60’s/Early 70’s
” I grabbed it by its tail, and it came down on, starting literally up by my shoulder, like a drill press it landed on my arm, and every bite was breaking flesh. It was literally like an unsewing machine. It was literally unsewing my arm coming down, and I was pouring blood. I grabbed it by its neck with both my wrists, threw it back in the cage. It‚Äôs screaming like a scalded cat. I‚Äôm pouring blood. My friend‚Äôs laughing uncontrollably, and my father finally comes in the basement door and goes, ‚ÄòJeffery! What are you doing to that rabbit?‚Äô And I go, ‚ÄòIt‚Äôs not a rabbit, it‚Äôs a monkey, and it just bit the hell out of me.‚Äô”
Is It Safe to Drive While Stoned? Cannabis and Driving
Some scientists have suggested that the reason why stoned drivers do not crash more in laboratory simulations or road tests, even though they are clearly impaired, is because cannabis users tend to think they are more stoned than they really are, and do their best to compensate for it. In contrast, drunk drivers typically think they are less drunk than they really are. Given a dose of 7 mg THC (about a third of a joint), drivers rated themselves as impaired even though their driving performance was not. In contrast, at a blood alcohol concentration of 0.04% (slightly less than two cans of beer; half the legal limit in most US states), driving performance was impaired even though drivers rated themselves as fine.31 Cannabis smokers think they are driving badly when they are stoned and they also drive more cautiously.
Mister Sandman‚ Bring Me a Nightmare
Chuggo – Ah C’Mon Fuckin Guy
Green Screen Gangstaz. Thanks Patrick Nybakken.
Frozen Head Made Of Blood
Wheelchair In The Mosh Pit
All You`ve Ever Wanted To Know About Semen
THE TOILET MUG
French fry-coated hot dog
Axe Cop – Comic Written By 5 Yr Old, Drawn By 29 Yr Old
ROB HALFORD AND SCOTT TRAVIS MANAGE TO GET THROUGH AN ENTIRE CONVERSATION WITH JERSEY SHORE‚  SNOOKI WITHOUT PUNCHING HER IN THE FACE
Canadian Woman, 74, Extradited To U.S. On 30-Year-Old Pot Charge
Vancouver s experiment with helping addicts get high
In this one room, however, the drugs are legal. Insite is the only government-sanctioned supervised injection site in North America. Opened in 2003 with money from Vancouver s health authority and federal grants, Insite was initially given a three-year exemption to Canada s Controlled Substances Act. The facility is operated by a nonprofit social services organization called the Portland Hotel Society. Addicts arrive with drugs scored on the streets and inject them in a supervised environment, 18 hours a day, 365 days a year. A counter was laden with clean needles, sterile water, cookers, filters, tourniquets, alcohol swabs, condoms. The database includes more than 2,000 users, identified only by code NAMEs, and an average day will see 645 injections. There are always two staffers and two nurses on duty, standing by with oxygen masks and syringes of the overdose drug naloxone. To date they have intervened in more than a thousand overdoses without a single death.
Illinois Cop Used Squad Car To Deliver Pot
Joe Simon and Jack Kirby Take on the Nefarious Menace of the Marijuana!
“I killed ’em all!! When I don’t get a reefer, I go crazy…. crazy!”
Feds Won’t Study Pot’s Benefits, Only ‘Negative Consequences’
One federal agency controls all the marijuana research done in the United States. And that agency has just admitted that it won’t fund research into the benefits of marijuana — only the supposed “negative consequences.”
Degenerate Art: The Art and Culture of Glass Pipes
NASA Cocaine: Cocaine found at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center
Is Meow Meow the new Ecstasy?
Meow Meow (mephedrone) is easily, and legally, bought over the internet where it is often advertised as plant feed. When taken as a tablet, or snorted as a powder, it gives a similar high to Ecstasy and abuse has taken off in the UK over the past couple of years.
Amazed and Confused: The Best Fictional Drugs on TV
1978 Crazy Bootleg Star Wars Tuna Commercial
Famous Literary Drunks & Addicts
Secret Life of Mushrooms: Huautla de Jimenez Trailer
IGrow Superstore of weed
Pot haze invites raid on Nelson bus
The strong odor of marijuana wafting from the window of a Willie Nelson tour bus led to six members of the country singer’s entourage getting busted in Duplin County for possession of marijuana and three-fourths of a quart of moonshine, law enforcement officials said.
Actor Rip Torn arrested, charged with breaking into local bank with loaded gun
What feds might do to counter states legalizing pot
You end up punishing people for non-existent offenses, and create a perverse system of incentives. For example, if someone smoked pot yesterday and wants to drive today, from a legal perspective they might as well toke up right before driving. Either way, if caught, it’s considered drugged driving. The people most likely to be deterred by “per se” standards are those who would have been responsible anyway. It’s touted as a way to increase driving safety, but it does no such thing.
Pa. Man Accused of Burning Puppy in Front of Kids
Thanks Patrick Nybakken
25 ACTION FIGURE CARD BACKS FROM THE 1980s
‘Antiquities Theft in Israel’ exhibition robbed
An Israeli exhibition celebrating antiquities which have been recovered from thieves has been robbed of artefacts including a silver ring once worn by Alexander the Great.
Houston Homes Used For Torture
“…Smugglers would routinely beat the illegal immigrants, would force them to strip naked, would force men to have sex with each other and would only feed the group once a week.”
Historical Erotica Gallery
Sura Ionospheric Heating Facility
Russia’s version of HAARP
Sugar Frosted Cereal Museum [1939-1989]
WEIRD ADVERTISING CHARACTERS
Raiders of The Lost Snacks
Thanks Billoney
Danny McBride on Ecstasy: ‘Eastbound & Down’
Somali pirates fight over record ransom
Owners of a Greek-flagged oil tanker dropped a record ransom payment of $5.5 million to $7 million on the deck of the ship today, prompting Somali pirates to release the Maran Centaurus.
One of the Most Common Chemicals Used in Modern Life Is Now Being Seen as a Health Threat
The Guantnamo Suicides: A Camp Delta sergeant blows the whistle
Experts: Sitting too much could be deadly
Bugatti Veyron Lake Crash– Original Video- 1st hand account
$1.5 million down the toilet!
How To Survive An Atomic Blast
Couch Dance – Two Inches From Your Nose!
NJ – NSFW
Haiti Earthquake Conspiracy, HAARP, EISCAT Experiments on January 12, 2010
Obama Supports $675K File Sharing Verdict
The Obama administration is backing $675,000 in damages a Massachusetts student must pay the Recording Industry Association of America for file sharing 30 songs.
FBI got 2,000 phone records with fake terrorism emergencies
The Federal Bureau of Investigation used false terrorism emergencies to illegally collect more than 2,000 phone records between 2002 and 2006.
Susan Boyle Relaxes At Home (NSFW)
Japanese Furry Rape Porn – NSFW
Pedobear Collection
Gamer Girls – Video Game Community, Player Profiles, FPS, MMORPG, RPG
Car kills 104-year-old strongman
A legendary, 104-year-old former Coney Island strongman survived shrapnel wounds from World War II, bent a quarter with his bare hands on his last birthday and still walked more than three miles each day — only to be killed crossing a street in Brooklyn yesterday.
Donkey Kong Kunle
City Questions Circumcision Ritual After Baby Dies
The practice is known as oral suction, or in Hebrew, metzitzah b’peh: after removing the foreskin of the penis, the practitioner, or mohel, sucks the blood from the wound to clean it.It became a health issue after a boy in Staten Island and twins in Brooklyn, circumcised by the same mohel in 2003 and 2004, contracted Type-1 herpes. Most adults carry the disease, which causes the common cold sore, but it can be life-threatening for infants. One of the twins died.
CATHOLIC ENCYCLOPEDIA: Relics
Rasputin’s penis
One woman confessed that the first time she made love to him her orgasm was so violent that she fainted. Perhaps his potency as a lover also had a physical explanation. Rasputin’s assassin and alleged homosexual lover, Felix Yusopov, claimed that his prowess was explained by a large wart strategically situated on his penis, which was of exceptional size.
Hitler Escaped!
It’s reported now that in 1940 the Nazis started to amass tractors, planes, sledges, gliders, and all sorts of machinery and materials IN THE SOUTH POLAR REGIONS — that for the next 4 years Nazi technicians built, on an almost unknown CONTINENT, Antarctica, the Fuhrer’s SHANGRILA — a new Berchtesgaden.” The report says they scooped out an entire mountain, built a new refuge completely camouflaged — a magic mountain hide-a-way.
Did Hitler have only one testicle?
Holy Prepuce
Who stole Jesus’ foreskin?
Did the Vatican steal Jesus’ foreskin so people would shut up about the savior’s penis?
Searching for Christianity’s most sensitive remnant
The quest for Jesus’ foreskin
The Golden Age of Gang Graffiti
Such awesome handstyles! Young ‘uns take note.
With Rent Woes, Ray’s Candy Store Faces Threat of Padlock
SAVE RAY’S!
Paul Tronson Archangel Grimoire
“This is by far, the single most stunningly beautiful book I have ever seen, that was related to magic.”
Free Graffiti Creator – Graffiti Text Generator
Need some letters? So Toy!
Vintage Sleaze Themes — Drugs
Porn Video Games for thr Atari 2600: MYSTIQUE PRESENTS SWEDISH EROTICA
African Barber Signs | Ghana
Papier Mache Carnival Masks
Top 10 Westerns, if you ask the French
You can be a Cop!  Awful Library Books
Pat Robertson on the Haiti earthquake: “[The people of Haiti] got together and swore a pact to the devil.”
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Swarovski Crystal Vajazzle
So we’re just gonna come right out and say it: Jennifer Love Hewitt has been vajazzled.For those unaware of the practice, it’s like bedazzling your lady parts with stick-on Swarovski crystals.
Pubic Hair Dye
Get ready for “My New Pink Button” – It’s lipstick, but not for the lips on your face.
Now there’s My New Pink Button ‚Äì a dye for your ladyparts. “Designed by a female certified Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own genital color loss,” the product comes in four tantalizing colors: Audry, Bettie, Ginger and Marilyn — and will set you back $29.95. With the promise of “restoring sexual confidence to women everywhere!” My New Pink Button lasts 48-72 hours (or, in sex terms, one lost weekend) and is as “easy as 1-2-3!” to apply. Why should dolling up your vagina be just for your pubes?
Hypnoheist: More Than Just an Urban Legend?
Stop Suffering from Female Weakness, Backache, Stomach Trouble, Constipation, Nervousness, Headache, Rupture
Porn Star Erica Boyer Killed in Traffic Accident
Comics: Kirby and Severin in Not Brand Echh
Illinois soldier held in Afghanistan over child porn charges
The pictures show the child in a swimsuit playing a wading pool and sitting on a truck. In one, the girl is wearing a swim suit and part of her buttocks are exposed.
Woman finds stranger’s tooth in candy bar
Spanish lawmaker’s photo used for bin Laden poster
Russian hackers jam traffic with porn video
Traffic jerked to a standstill as rubbernecking motorists ogled a pornographic clip posted by hackers on big-screen video billboards in Moscow, Russian news agencies reported on Friday.
Pakistani couple charged with ‘occult killing’ of baby
A couple in the southern Pakistani city of Karachi have been charged with murdering their baby daughter as part of an alleged “black magic” ritual.
Suspect’s release ordered in Tiger Woods ‘unfaithful’ Gatorade case
Kay told 9Wants to Know investigators earlier this week he altered Gatorade labels as a “pop art” project. Kay has been accused of violating three federal codes that prohibit product tampering.9NEWS first reported the bootleg bottles of Gatorade, featuring black-and-white labels with a photo of Tiger Woods and his wife Elin, and the word “unfaithful,” after they began appearing in Denver stores on Saturday.
That won’t help get your daughter back: Courtney Love unveils new tattoo collection
Adding up the explanations for ACTA’s “shameful secret”
Why is an intellectual property treaty being negotiated in the name of the US public kept quiet as a matter of national security and treated as “some shameful secret”?Solid information on the Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement (ACTA) has been hard to come by, but Google on Monday hosted a panel discussion on ACTA at its DC offices. Much of the discussion focused on transparency, and why there’s so little of it on ACTA, even from an administration that has made transparency one of its key goals.
Drunk Girl: Throwing Up … ¬† ¬† ¬†
The Demolition of the World Trade Center
Rockcafe Halford
The only Rob Halford-themed, heavy metal, not-gay bar in East Berlin.
I breastfeed my dog
Thanks Carlen Altman
Two Girls One Cyst Video
No matter where you stand on the current health care controversy, we can all agree on one thing: amateur surgery is gross.
Modified Mobile Phone Runs on Coca-Cola
Thanks Patrick Nybakken
Super Sperm
Thanks Billoney
Legends of the Dogon
Eye Tattoos Become Newest Trend In Prisons (VIDEO)
…but two prisoners have opened our eyes to the newest self-mutilating trend: eye tattoos that change the sclera to be blue or even red.When asked why he would do this to himself, David Boltjes (whose eyes are red) poetically remarked, “You can’t ask why…the real question is why not,” and his fellow inmate, blue-eyed Paul Inman explained that now, no one in the world would have the same color peepers as he has. Neither man would say how they managed to color their eyeballs, but both concurred it was extremely painful. Thanks Sarah Herse
The Year on Drugs 2009: The Top Ten US Domestic Drug Policy Stories
Adultery for heroin users
A list of ingredients found by chemical analysis that have been used to cut street heroin sold in New York City from 1991 to 1996.
Erowid Cocaine Vaults : Cocaine Adulterated with Levamisole on the Rise
One theory is that levamisole or other adulterants boost the effects of cocaine, permitting material to pass for higher-quality product despite additional cuts made down the line. Another theory is that levamisole or other adulterants are added as chemical signatures used to track distribution of material.[Fucci 2007] It may be that levamisole has been used because it has similar solubility properties to cocaine and therefore is difficult to remove and has not previously been considered a serious health hazard. As of October 1, 2009, there is no definitive answer as to why it is used as a cocaine adulterant.
What’s a Cancer Drug Doing in Cocaine?
Most cocaine diluted with unsafe livestock drug
Most cocaine coming into the United States has been diluted with a veterinary drug that is used to deworm horses and other animals but can cause severe illness and death in humans, public health experts say.
Face2Face System (Sale: $2,995)
Face2Face system has been developed to fight the Methamphetamine epidemic by showing people at risk how their faces will look like in 6 months, 1 year and 3 years after using meth.
Apple Valley teen faces charges after selling candy to undercover officer; passed off Skittles as ecstasy
New mechanism underlying cocaine addiction discovered
These epigenetic changes in the brain’s pleasure circuits, which are also the first impacted by chronic cocaine exposure, likely contribute to an acquired preference for cocaine.
Gumby on acid
Art Clokey (RIP) creator of Gumby describes his experience.
My kind of after-school program!
How To Hack an ATM Part II
Crazy Mars Photos
SUPER MARKETING: Ads from the comic books
Mind Hacks: The case of the haunted scrotum
On CT scanning of the abdomen and pelvis, the right testis was not identified but the left side of the scrotum seemed to be occupied by a screaming ghostlike apparition
2010: Living In the Future | the book
Naked rambler could spend rest of life behind bars
Stephen Gough was arrested seconds after he was released from Perth Prison in December after he walked out of the gates with no clothes on.
Boston police fight cellphone recordings
Witnesses taking audio of officers arrested, charged with illegal surveillance
Fake marijuana under real fire in Topeka
Privacy World – Home of your Personal and Financial Privacy Needs!
Sky Creatures and Etheric Critters: A Quick and Dirty Intro
Top 10 Most Audacious Shootouts in US History
Planning for the unthinkable
The implications are even more profound. Schwartz says that where today people typically spend anywhere between 15 and 25 per cent of their income on food, it could go as high as 40 or 50 per cent, should the food crisis hit. That means that people will likely have to cut their spending on holidays or consumer goods.
It’s true: all the taken men are best
A new study provides evidence for what many have long suspected: that single women are much keener on pursuing a man who’s already taken than a singleton.
Minimum Wage Machine
The minimum wage machine allows anybody to work for minimum wage. Turning the crank will yield one penny every 5.04 seconds, for $7.15 an hour (NY state minimum wage). If the participant stops turning the crank, they stop receiving money.
Conversations About The Internet #5: Anonymous Facebook Employee
Star Wars Burlesque: Tatooine-Styled Shenanigans at the Bordello
Warren Beatty Slept With Almost 13,000 Women
God Hates “Lady” Gaga
1975 Kojak Pops
Landlords Cycling Book Commercial
Art Clokey dies at 88; creator of Gumby
How to Brew a Good Cup of Coffee
Web 2.0 Suicide Machine – Meet your Real Neighbours again! – Sign out forever!
Some Soda Fountains Contain Fecal Bacteria
Hong Kong acid attack leads to arrest
More than 100 people have been injured since December 2008 in similar attacks in which bottles of acid were dropped from buildings in a pedestrian zone.
Pitbull Sodomizes 2 Year Old
New Jersey Legislature Approves Medical Marijuana Bill
Dirty Jerzzzzzz! Thanks Billoney
China rewards online porn surfer
“It is because of the influence of pornography on the internet that I was only able to go to junior college.”Thanks Nico Dios.
From Neu! To Kraftwerk: Football, Motorik And The Pulse Of Modernity
Mexican government says Starbucks owes for using pre-Hispanic images on coffee mugs
The mugs show images of the Aztec calendar stone and the Pyramid of the Moon from the pre-Aztec ruins of Teotihuacan, near Mexico City.
Origins of the Moonwalk
Thanks Va$htie
New airport scanners break child porn laws
How do I get a job mannin’ one of these? No pedo!
Intervention: Christy
Coroner: Self-help course led to suicide
The G-spot ‘doesn’t appear to exist’, say researchers
Their study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine is the biggest yet, involving 1,800 women, and it found no proof.The King’s College London team believe the G-spot may be a figment of women’s imagination, encouraged by magazines and sex therapists.
Florida Keys cops leave ransom note for pot, nab suspected grower
After a citizen’s tip led undercover detectives to six large marijuana plants growing in a wooded lot in the Keys, police half-jokingly left a phone number and ransom note.“Thanks for the grow! You want them back? Call for the price . . . We’ll talk.”Ten minutes later, the phone rang. Steven Locascio, 48, negotiated $200 to get his six-foot-tall plants back and arranged a meeting place.
Haley Paige at AVN 2006 in Las Vegas
Scroll down and read comments from her father about her tragic death.
Inkyo Hwang (38) committed suicide a month after his pornstar wife Haley Paige (25) overdosed
DOSH – Vital information for workers and employers in the adult film industry
SEE IT INFLATED ~ Chasey Lain Inflatable Vibrating Fantasy Playmate @ Blow Me Up Sex Dolls
Crack pipe not included.
Chasey Lain Needs Help ¬´ Porn Stars: Where are they now?
This is what 15 years of the porn industry can do to people. Kids please stay off drugs. It is a dead end street.
Oh, the Horror! Why Skeptics Should Embrace the Supernatural on Television
ExtenZe Energy Drink
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Moon hole might be suitable for colony
Bumfucked Hillbilly Backwoods Gear
Thanks Sara F Lee
Public Image Ltd – Flowers of Romance
FACESITTING FANTASIES . FACESITTING GALLERIES. SITTING ON FACE 3D ARTWORK
Grand Guignol Online
As used today, the term ‘Grand Guignol’ (pronounced Grahn Geen-yol’) refers to any dramatic entertainment that deals with macabre subject matter and features ‚Äúover-the-top‚Äù graphic violence. It is derived from Le Theatre du Grand Guignol, the name of the Parisian theatre that horrified audiences for over sixty years.
Grand Guignol
Le Laboratoire des Hallucinations, by Andr√© de Lorde: When a doctor finds his wife’s lover in his operating room, he performs a graphic brain surgery rendering the adulterer a hallucinating semi-zombie. Now insane, the lover/patient hammers a chisel into the doctor’s brain.Un Crime dans une Maison de Fous, by Andr√© de Lorde: Two hags in an insane asylum use scissors to blind a young, pretty fellow inmate out of jealousy. L’Horrible Passion, by Andr√© de Lorde: A nanny strangles the children in her care.
What’s the story on the Grand Guignol, the original shock theater?
Two brothers have an orgy with two prostitutes at a lighthouse. The lighthouse beacon goes out and one of the brothers realizes a boat containing their mother is heading toward the rocks. But the drunken lighthouse keeper has locked the beacon door. The brother goes nuts, blames everything on an earlier blasphemy by one of the hookers, slits her throat, and throws her out the window. “The boat with the men’s mother crashes against the rocks,” Gordon says. “In a religious frenzy, the [brothers] decide to burn [the other prostitute] to death. After pouring gasoline on her, they incinerate her and pray.” The end.
You can shave the baby!
Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight
The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.
Wrestling midgets killed by fake hookers
Ex-Homeland Security chief head said to abuse public trust by touting body scanners
Since the attempted bombing of a U.S. airliner on Christmas Day, former Homeland Security secretary Michael Chertoff has given dozens of media interviews touting the need for the federal government to buy more full-body scanners for airports.What he has made little mention of is that the Chertoff Group, his security consulting agency, includes a client that manufactures the machines. The relationship drew attention after Chertoff disclosed it on a CNN program Wednesday, in response to a question.
Murderer wrote ‘you dead dog’ on grave
“After Emma Barrett and her lover murdered her ex-boyfriend, she wrote “you’re dead, you dead dog” in the concrete shovelled over his body.” Thanks Petey.
Heroin for dummies
The city spent $32,000 on 70,000 fliers that tell you how to shoot heroin, complete with detailed tips on prepping the dope and injecting it into your arm.
Kevin Connolly takes Chloe Sevigny on a date
Keep it HBO…haaaah!
Bodegas, barbershops dealing sweet liquor punch ‘Nutcrackers’ to city teens
“Kevin, 20, a marijuana addict at Odyssey House, said, “Nutcrackers are the new liquid loosies [loose cigarettes].”
Russia wants U.S. surge on Afghan drugs
Some say the vast poppy fields are the real killers from Afghanistan. U.S. forces patrol some of them, but these days the fields are rarely destroyed – it’s seen as counterproductive, driving farmers into the arms of the Taliban.But to many, the carnage caused by the heroin from these crops – which has increased dramatically since the Taliban were overthrown – is far worse than any roadside bomb.
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Facebook Absolutely Demolishing MySpace in the Sex Offender Demographic
One-legged hostage taker apprehended
Police had tried to negotiate with the man in a wheelchair who reportedly demanded a pizza as part of his terms. Thanks Patrick Nybakken.
Either Mark Zuckerberg got a whole lot less private or Facebook’s CEO doesn’t understand the company’s new privacy settings
USDA Classifies PETA as a Terrorist Threat
The USDA has just released a new security profile form (pdf), which it distributes to animal experimentation facilities. The form reveals that PETA has been classified as a terrorist threat by the US government–potentially opening up its members to prosecution as terrorists. According to Green is the New Red, an eco-activist rights website, the document was given to all facilities that conduct experiments on animals. They were asked to disclose whether they were the target of attacks or harassment from a list of terrorist groups–one of which, evidently, is PETA.
Design the Next NYC Condom Package!
Design a Condom Wrapper, City Asks
If you have ever wanted to put your personal imprint on that most personal of items, here is your chance, thanks to New York City. On Tuesday, the Department of Health and Mental Hygiene, which unveiled the city’s highly popular first official condom on Valentine’s Day 2007 and followed it up with a redesign a year later, invited New Yorkers to submit designs for a “special, limited-edition” New York City condom wrapper that will be unveiled in the fall.
Sir your head is shaped like a penis
Why Men Fake Orgasms
The exact percentage of men who fake orgasms varies depending on the source. The ABC News Primetime Live Poll: The American Sex Survey (2004) reported that eleven percent of men surveyed said they had faked orgasms. A study by Muehlenhard and Shippee of students at the University of Kansas (2009) found that as many as twenty-five percent of men surveyed reported that they faked orgasms on occasion.
CREW UNVEILS ITS LIST OF TOP TEN ETHICS SCANDALS OF 2009 | Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington
29% of Americans say religion ‘out of date’
A Gallup poll of Americans’ attitudes towards religion released on Christmas Eve found significant recent increases in those responding either that they have no religious preference, that religion is not very important in their lives, or that they believe religion “is largely old-fashioned or out of date.”
The Man Who Conned The Pentagon
Porn for the Blind
Thanks Carlen Altman
U.N. Report Says Counterterrorism Measures ‘Risk Unduly Penalizing Transgender Persons’
“Enhanced immigration controls that focus attention on male bombers who may be dressing as females to avoid scrutiny make transgender persons susceptible to increased harassment and suspicion.”
IGGY POP of the Stooges, on being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
“Am I still cool? Or is that over now?”
Climate summit most chaotic show on earth
“I can’t remember an occasion when more people of power and influence came together on a more important issue and went away with so little to show for it.”
Hot Boots!!! A community of men into BOOTS !
Thanks Carlen Altman
An E-Book Buyer’s Guide to Privacy
Unfortunately, e-reader technology also presents significant new threats to reader privacy. E-readers possess the ability to report back substantial information about their users’ reading habits and locations to the corporations that sell them. And yet none of the major e-reader manufacturers have explained to consumers in clear unequivocal language what data is being collected about them and why.
Why Sex With Robots is Always Wrong: The Impending Demise of the Human Species
You sent me your pics
You sent me your pics is a blog of all the pictures that are sent to me by girls throught emails or chat. None of them were found on the web though some of them must be fakes. This blog aims to show that anyone can send you pictures of them just after a few chats or emails. Enjoy
End Of Term Naked Party!
Dear Alex & Annie 1979
Duck Boner Video
MICRO-FLUFF
The Case Against Ball Lightning
FBI releases files on Michael Jackson involving child-molestation charges
Delaware Pediatrician Charged With Raping Patients
Court documents say that during those searches, the police seized at least six cameras, 100 DVDs and VHS tapes, dozens of reel-to-reel films and a small computer data storage device that contained videos of multiple forced sexual acts with child patients — including intercourse, oral sex and fondling.Several of the videos, court documents say, show the doctor, in blue scrubs, yelling orders at the toddlers, some of whom are crying or trying to run away. In one video, Dr. Bradley has a “violently enraged” expression on his face, the court papers say.
Police bomb squad in Richmond blows up pot bong
It turns out it was a pipe, but not a pipe bomb. Police now think it was a marijuana bong left behind by some taggers who were seen vandalizing the house and a car at about 6 pm
Cognitive Commodities in the Neuro Marketplace
For instance, the same neurostim device that uses electric impulses from a brain implant to treat people with Parkinson‘s Disease can be tweaked by a few millimeters and pulse rates to make cocaine addicts feel like they are high all the time. Neurostim isn‘t a cheap commodity yet, but in the future it could be.
How One Odd Duck Says ‘No’ to Sex
“In species where forced copulation is common, males have evolved longer penises, but females have coevolved convoluted vaginas with dead-end cul-de-sacs and spirals in the opposite direction of the male penis,” said lead researcher Patricia Brennan of Yale University. “This coevolution results from conflict between the sexes over who is going to control fertilization.”
Eighth-graders charged in sex incident in classroom
Clown and Santa sentenced for child porn
“Downtown the Clown”
Santa Spanks Naughty Girl
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KKKhristmas
Christmas with Hitler
OMG, Secret Nazi Santa!
RIGHTEOUS MAN CARTOONS
Internet Predator PSA
Gary Gygax Dies, Goes To Hell
D&D is called a “Role Playing Gaime” because players are encouraged to consider-alternative lifestyles, particularly gender-swapping. Men may play as women, and women play as men, having ‘adventures’ which quickly degrade into sex-orgies.Dungeon-Masters encourage players to ‘act’ their part as much as possible. Most gaming sessions will involve nudity and copious actual or simulated gay-sex.
Nibiru and the Anunnaki – Planet X Video
Photographic Evidence that Barack Obama is a Human/Reptilian Hybrid
The Inner Child Healer Pendant (an Orgone Protective Pendant)
It Never RAINS but it Pours: Reporting on the Satan Hunters
She knows it is a myth because she herself suffered, back in the 1940s and 1950s when she was a small child, and the hands of an inter-generational, multi-perpetrator cult, actually at least five cults who were conspiring together. These included: a Satanic Cabal hiding under the cover of a Fundamentalist church; a Dionysiac group (who had survived underground ever since the days of ancient Rome) who “specialise in political manipulation through crime and blackmail”; a feminist Pagan coven; a youth gang who used Satanic imagery; and military mind-control experts who were affiliated with the Masons.
Lil Wayne detained in Texas after marijuana found on tour buses
Wow.
Jewish Curls
Thanks Carlen Altman
Video: Police hunt supermarket bottom sniffer
Police are hunting a man who carried out what they describe as ‘bizarre’ sexual assaults after he repeatedly knelt behind a shelf stacker to smell his behind.Thanks Patrick Nybakken
Buju Banton faces drug conspiracy charges
Buju Banton, the Jamaican reggae star whose anti-gay lyrics have drawn international criticism, is in a federal lockup in Miami, facing drug conspiracy charges.Drug Enforcement Administration agents say Banton, real name Mark Anthony Myrie, has been in custody since Thursday and will soon be transferred to Tampa, where the U.S. Attorney is charging him with conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute more than five kilos of cocaine.
Bonkers Institute: Marvelous Mental Medicine Show ~ Vintage Drug Ads
William S. Burroughs -The Junky’s Christmas
Seven Stoner Christmas Songs
Lil Wayne’s Miami apartment scares off potential buyers because of marijuana smell
Brazen OxyContin Robber Appears Unstoppable
Genie/Djinn Guide
Ages of consent in North America
A Handy Guide. 0;-P
The World’s Longest Toilet Queue
The NEW version of ‘Hands Across America’.
No Toilet, No Bride – No Woman, No Cry
About 665 million people in India — about half the population — lack access to latrines. But since a “No Toilet, No Bride” campaign started about two years ago, 1.4 million toilets have been built here in the northern state of Haryana, some with government funds, according to the state’s health department.
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FARMERS in southern Taiwan have started to potty-train their pigs in response to a planned water pollution fee.
Funny Early Photos of Metallica, Slayer, Anthrax, Marilyn Manson, Dio, Lemmy
Thanks Billoney
DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico
Best Sex Offender Name
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Drug money saved banks in global crisis, claims UN advisor
Antonio Maria Costa, head of the UN Office on Drugs and Crime, said he has seen evidence that the proceeds of organised crime were “the only liquid investment capital” available to some banks on the brink of collapse last year. He said that a majority of the $352bn (¬£216bn) of drugs profits was absorbed into the economic system as a result.
Mission Mind Control (1979) ABC Special
Uncovering government agencies (especially the CIA) that secretly tested the effects of LSD on humans.
Ever had your shit pushed in?
Towards 2013
Spreading fear is totally irresponsible at this point. A lot of us pay lip service to the idea of indirect manifestation through thought or will, and if any version of that is true then we’ve really got to start visualizing some more inspiring outcomes posthaste. Even if you think that junk is bunk you know that despairing people solve no problems. Without hope we’re hopeless. I feel that it is my sacred duty to help raise morale on this spaceship until it’s big enough to fend for itself. I, for one, think we’ve got a fighting chance. Call me an optimist. Maybe I’m just too cowardly to encompass the possibility of failure. In any event I’m a devoted fan of sentient life in general and I intend to go down rooting for the home team. Go humans! Forward escape! The curtain is up and the enemy’s gate is down. Damn the torpedoes and never tell me the odds.
How A Stupid Facebook Game Makes Zynga Millions
How is it possible that Facebook gamesmaker Zynga will turn in 2009 revenues approaching a reported $250 million — making 90% of its money selling gamers nothing but virtual goods?
Is the Mossad Too Obsessed With Iran?
The Israeli government’s single-minded focus on Tehran has caused friction with the Obama administration, which is seeking to engage Iran and to promote a deal with the Palestinians. Publicly there is no rift: Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu says he supports efforts to halt Iran’s nuclear program diplomatically, as long as harsh sanctions are imposed if no progress is shown. But the threat of a unilateral Israeli attack remains on the table‚Äîand while that threat may give the Americans leverage in talks with Tehran, an actual attack might well invite Iranian retaliation against U.S. forces in the Middle East and South Asia.
HOLE IN THE HEAD GANG
“Joey was ready to try the operation for a third time. With Amanda present, he followed the old groove, trying to break through the thin layer of bone that was left. Proving the Doctors wrong, when he broke through he found not death but “An ominous sounding schlurp and the sound of bubbling.” Upon withdrawing the trepan, there was a piece of bone in it, but it was apparent that the cut had been uneven, and that part of the bone had snapped off. “At the time I thought that any hole would do, no matter what size. I bandaged my head and cleared away the mess.”
Trepanation
This weekend I had a hole drilled through my skull. I read that this increased one‚Äôs consciousness permanently. I read about the supposed de-conditioning properties. I read about more parts of the brain working simultaneously as there would be more blood up there to help this happen. The arguments for it all seemed to be quite lengthy, quite detailed, thought out and researched, and very intelligent. The arguments against it were based solely on the opinion that it is ‚Äòcrazy‚Äô and talk like, “What‚Äôs more conscious than conscious?”. I heard from an acquaintance on telephone that she was glad she had done it, felt more mental energy, and had days of brilliance. I came to believe that the key to a permanent consciousness increase was a hole in the skull, to restore the full brain pulsation of infancy.
Skeptic’s Annotated Bible / Quran / Book of Mormon
Are Americans a Broken People? Why We’ve Stopped Fighting Back Against the Forces of Oppression
U.S. citizens do not actively protest obvious injustices for the same reasons that people cannot leave their abusive spouses: They feel helpless to effect change. The more we don’t act, the weaker we get. And ultimately to deal with the painful humiliation over inaction in the face of an oppressor, we move to shut-down mode and use escape strategies such as depression, substance abuse, and other diversions, which further keep us from acting. This is the vicious cycle of all abuse syndromes.
There’s More to Sex Than a Cum Shot to the Face: What Men Should Unlearn from Hardcore Porn
How not to make love like a porn star
Hey, guys: Are adult films making you bad at sex?
Health Insurers Caught Paying Facebook Gamers Virtual Currency To Oppose Reform Bill
Paying people to act like political supporters is called “astroturfing,” because its fake grass-roots campaigning. So maybe this should be called Virtual astroturfing. Virtual-turfing? Astroturfing 2.0?
Effects of 6-10 Hz ELF on Brain Waves
Krampus
“Krampus is a mythical creature who accompanies Saint Nicholas in various regions of the world during the Christmas season. The word Krampus originates from the Old High German word for claw (Krampen). In the Alpine regions, Krampus is represented by an incubus-like creature. While Saint Nicholas gives gifts to good children, the Krampus warns and punishes bad children. Traditionally, young men dress up as the Krampus in the first two weeks of December, particularly in the evening of December 5, and roam the streets frightening children and women with rusty chains and bells. In some rural areas the tradition also includes birching by Krampus, especially of young girls.” Thanks Rob Kiley
Clown Ministry
Thanks Patrick Nybakken
Chefs on Drugs
Could The HAARP Project Be For Mind Control? by Nicholas Jones
Method and Apparatus for Shielding a Person from the Polluting Effects of Extremely Low Frequency (ELF) Magnetic Waves, and all Other Environmental Electromagnetic Emissions
Bronx Build-A-Bear toys stuffed with millions in heroin
JuggaloFaith – Juggalos 4 Jesus!
“Truth is we follow God, we’ve always been behind him, the Carnival is God, may all the juggalos find him.”
DJs Mavado, Vybz Kartel pledge to end lyrical feud
Dancehall stars Mavado and Vybz Kartel have given the Government a commitment to end their lyrical feud, which has spilled over into violent clashes on the nation’s streets.The two are leaders of the groups known as Gaza and Gully and their supporters have been at odds since 2006. Yesterday, the dancehall stars used a meeting with three government ministers at the Office of the Prime Minister (OPM) to announce an end to the derogatory lyrics they have traded, while calling on their supporters to end the fuss.
Minor Threat Drummer Sells Test Pressing for Nearly $6,000
Loud bass music ‘killed student’ Tom Reid
He told her: ‘My heart feels funny. I think the bass is affecting me. Oh God, I feel very weird. My heart is beating so fast.’
Fantasy Artist Frank Frazetta’s son ‘in museum theft’
The son of renowned American fantasy artist Frank Frazetta, has been charged with trying to steal paintings worth $20m (¬£12m) from his father’s museum.
Saratoga Springs police officer sprayed, sickened with LSD while making arrest
Creepy Creeper!
What was it she actually climbed down from?A – It is a storage loft/area in the apartment. It has no connection to any outside ventilation or anything of that such. It does go pretty deep back in there, almost all the way to over the stove/kitchen area. She had set up a little nook for herself.
SPECTACULAR S.S. ADAMS NOVELTY ITEM COLLECTION
Satan for Kids, Part 2
Don’t Make Me Go Back, Mommy: A child’s book about satanic ritual abuse
How the US forgot how to make Trident missiles
The US National Nuclear Security Administration (NNSA) “lost knowledge” of how to make a mysterious but very hazardous material codenamed Fogbank. As a result, the warhead refurbishment programme was put back by at least a year, and racked up an extra $69 million.
Monkeys Ride Collies at the Rodeo
Ghost Ride The Dog!
NWO Project Blue Beam: False Holographic Second Coming
Pfizer shamed with $2.3bn fine for marketing fraud
Pfizer pleaded guilty to the charges, and will pay a fine of $1.195 billion, the largest criminal fine ever imposed in the US for any matter. The company’s subsidiary Pharmacia & Upjohn will also forfeit $105 million, for a total criminal resolution of $1.3 billion.
Massive TSA Security Breach As Agency Gives Away Its Secrets
In a massive security breach, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) inadvertently posted online its airport screening procedures manual, including some of the most closely guarded secrets regarding special rules for diplomats and CIA and law enforcement officers.
“Afghan drug trafficking brings US $50 billion a year”
I don’t make anything up. Americans themselves admit that drugs are often transported out of Afghanistan on American planes. Drug trafficking in Afghanistan brings them about 50 billion dollars a year – which fully covers the expenses tied to keeping their troops there. Essentially, they are not going to interfere and stop the production of drugs. They engage in military action only when they are attacked. They don’t have any planned military action to eliminate the Mujahideen. Rather, they want to make the situation more unstable and help the Taliban to be more active. They even started negotiations with them, trying to direct them to the Central-Asian republics, to destabilize the whole region and set up their bases there.
New KFC Opens In Palms? Sort of…(Instead of Fried Chicken, They Sell Marijuana)
Worry Over Abuse Of Michael Jackson Drug Grows
But even providers who use it on a daily basis are unclear how potent it can be. A recent study found 30 percent of physicians who abused propofol actually died. And last year, Dr. Brent Cambron was found dead in a storage closet at Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center. There was a half-filled vial of propofol and other drugs surrounding his body. The anesthesiologist had been battling drug addiction.
Midnight Blue – Al Goldstein’s Restaurant Review
Dancing Pedro #1 Check On It
Holy Fuck! Thanks Vinnie.
L.A. City Council OKs cap on medical marijuana dispensaries
Ecstasy pill collection allegedly stolen
It was not immediately clear why about 40 red-and-white pills out of the 2,400-pill-strong collection would be poisoned, but the police say they fear the drugs could be lethal if swallowed.
Exploding bubble gum kills student
Thanks Patrick Nybakken
Spiral UFO puts Norway in a spin
Mystery as spiral blue light display hovers above Norway
That Crazy Spiral in the Sky? It Might Be Real
Bizarre Blue Light Spiral Over Norway 09th Dec. 2009
A mysterious light display appearing over Norway last night has left thousands of residents in the north of the country baffled.Witnesses from Tr√∏ndelag to Finnmark compared the amazing sight to anything from a Russian rocket to a meteor or a shock wave – although no one appears to have mentioned UFOs yet.The phenomenon began when what appeared to be a blue light seemed to soar up from be More..hind a mountain. It stopped mid-air, then began to circulate
The Art of David Dees
David Dees: Conspiratorial Artist
ONLY DEATH IS REAL: An Illustrated History of Hellhammer and Early Celtic Frost, by Tom Gabriel Fischer with Martin Eric Ain | Bazillion Points Books
Hara-Kiri Magazine Covers
“Hara Kiri editions, subtitled “Journal b√™te et m√©chant” (Stupid and vicious magazine), were constantly aiming at established powers, be they political parties or institutions like the Church or the State. In 1961 and 1966 the monthly magazine was temporarily banned by the French Government.” – Wiki. Thanks Rob Kiley
Gs 2 Gents Sucker Punch
Thanks Em One
GUIDOS!
The Militarization of Sex
Mutaa is a form of “temporary marriage” only acceptable within Shiite communities, one that allows couples to have religiously sanctioned sex for a limited period of time, without any commitments, and without the obligatory involvement of religious figures. In conservative Muslim societies known for their strict sense of propriety, mutaa offers an escape clause. The contract is very simple. The woman says: “I marry myself to you for [a specific period of time] and for [a specified dowry]” and the man says: “I accept.” The period can range between one hour and a year, and is subject to renewal.
The 6 Weirdest, Scariest Processed Foods
Kraft‚Äôs response to Lifsey‚Äôs lawsuit was a masterwork of poor corporate spin, as a company spokesperson told the Los Angeles Times, “We think customers understand that it isn’t made from avocado.” Well actually, no. Customers tend to buy guacamole with the understanding that it will be made from, oh, I don‚Äôt know, avocados.
Canadian polar bear eating a cub that it killed and cannibalized
Social Security: The Phony Crisis
University of Michigan has a Strict Masturbation Policy
Carl Sagan on Marijuana
I do not consider myself a religious person in the usual sense, but there is a religious aspect to some highs. The heightened sensitivity in all areas gives me a feeling of communion with my surroundings, both animate and inanimate. Sometimes a kind of existential perception of the absurd comes over me and I see with awful certainty the hypocrisies and posturing of myself and my fellow men. And at other times, there is a different sense of the absurd, a playful and whimsical awareness. Both of these senses of the absurd can be communicated, and some of the most rewarding highs I’ve had have been in sharing talk and perceptions and humor. Cannabis brings us an awareness that we spend a lifetime being trained to overlook and forget and put out of our minds. A sense of what the world is really like can be maddening; cannabis has brought me some feelings for what it is like to be crazy, and how we use that word ‘crazy’ to avoid thinking about things that are too painful for us.
DEA Forced to Scrub Misleading Info on the American Medical Association’s Position on Marijuana
Prisoner dupes guards, grows pot in cell
A British prisoner convinced guards his marijuana plants were tomato plants — and they even allowed him to decorate one as a Christmas tree, a source said.
Defense contractors got flu vaccine before schools, hospitals: report
Keep the war machine rollin’!
LA Ghetto Gang Bus Tour
The concept appears to have no equal in L.A. — for good reason, some might argue. It seems to echo, more than anything, the “slum tours” of such sites as India’s Dharavi township and Rio de Janeiro’s favelas. Those operations have been lauded as innovative economic tools and mechanisms for humanizing poverty — and also attacked as exploitative and voyeuristic.
Parents of Dead Teen Sue School Over Sexting Images
Hipsters repaint bike lanes in brush off to Hasids
“They don’t want the hipsters in their neighborhood,” he said. “It’s like in Howard Beach back in the day when they didn’t want black people in the neighborhood.”Hipsters are the new black.
The 35 Worst Straight-to-DVD Sequels Of The 2000s
Molester says three-month sentence for molesting a 12-year-old girl could ruin his ice cream stand business – Morning Call
Cheerleader Pics By Segway Photog Cause Concern
Note to Frederick County parents: you know that guy who motors around on a Segway with a homemade sign that says “PRESS” and who is constantly taking pictures of the high school cheerleaders? Make sure you know where those photos end up.
Female Scout leader accused of sex with young boy
“The boy’s parents called us when they came home, and their child was having sexual intercourse with an older female in his bedroom,” Sheriff’s Capt. Steve Johnson said. “They blocked the female from leaving until deputies arrived.”
10 Biggest Sports Sex Scandals of All Time: How Does Tiger Woods Rate?
Drugs and Poisons: Suicide do’s and dont’s: Seven drugs, poisons, and other chemicals that are great to kill yourself with, provided you are into that sort of thing
DXM (Dextromethorphan) – Make Up Your Own Mind
DXM, also known as dextromethorphan, is a cough-suppressing ingredient found in a variety of over-the counter cold and cough medications. When taken according to directions, products containing DXM produce few side effects and have a long history of safety and effectiveness as cough suppressants. When abused in high amounts, DXM becomes a dissociative* drug that can become dangerous.
Occult Rock
‘Fake fingerprint’ Chinese woman fools Japan controls
It is Japan’s first case of alleged biometric fraud, but police believe the practice may be widespread.Japanese police suspect Chinese brokers of taking huge sums to modify fingerprints surgically
Mom blames son’s death on air freshener
“The boy’s mother has hired an attorney and they’re in the process of filing a lawsuit against the makers of Glade.”Such bullshit, waitin’ for the follow-up report that says she killed him.
U.S. Helps Frequent Fliers Make a Mint
At least several hundred mile-junkies discovered that a free shipping offer on presidential and Native American $1 coins, sold at face value by the U.S. Mint, amounted to printing free frequent-flier miles. Mileage lovers ordered more than $1 million in coins until the Mint started identifying them and cutting them off.Coin buyers charged the purchases, sold in boxes of 250 coins, to a credit card that offers frequent-flier mile awards, then took the shipments straight to the bank. They then used the coins they deposited to pay their credit-card bills. Their only cost: the car trip to make the deposit.
Irish Catholic nuns offer compensation for Church child sex abuse
The Sisters of Mercy in Dublin have offered $193 million in money and property to those who were abused by nuns in their order.
Surprising Study On Terrorism: Al-Qaida Kills Eight Times More Muslims Than Non-Muslims
Hallucinogenic herb from Mexico under scrutiny
But is it dangerous? Johnson, the psychopharmacologist, said emergency rooms aren’t reporting an increase in salvia overdoses or other issues related to the drug ‚Äî in part because “it’s very short-acting, lasting five to 10 minutes.”Salvia doesn’t appear to be addictive, nor is it particularly toxic, Johnson said. “The science is pretty clear. … Salvia is not the next methamphetamine or the next cocaine or heroin.” But, he warned, “this is a powerful drug. If someone were to drive on it, that would be a very bad thing.” In Delaware, Brett Chidester, 17, committed suicide in 2006 after becoming a salvia smoker. There was no evidence that Chidester was under the influence of salvia when he killed himself, but within four months, state legislators passed “Brett’s Law,” making salvia a controlled substance.
HPD officer’s ‘666’ badge scares the devil out of some
Black, now 41 and a 20-year veteran of the force, is in the unusual fraternity of police officers who have worn the mark of the beast on their uniforms — the number in the biblical book of Revelations that signifies the ultimate evil.
Bees on Cocaine
According to the boffins, cocaine turns good bees – productive members of the hive – into untrustworthy scumbags. The cocaine-addled insects would routinely exaggerate the quality of sugar or pollen they had found, lying to their fellow hive members through the medium of “waggle dancing”, the standard method of describing one’s work among bees.
Suit wants details about cops’ online probes
There’s nothing wrong with law enforcement agencies’ using Internet technology to investigate crimes, Bay Area privacy advocates say. But they want the federal government to say how, when and why its agents look at Americans’ social networking accounts.
Jesus Leonardo is a stooper, picking up tickets that others have thrown away at OTB parlors.
For the past 10 years, Jesus Leonardo has been cleaning up at an OTB parlor in Midtown Manhattan, cashing in, by his own count, nearly half a million dollars’ worth of winning tickets from wagers on thoroughbred races across the country.
Is Homeland Security trying to ram through Pass ID?
Finally, the states and Homeland Security appear to be in the middle of some kind of cross between a game a chicken and a power play, with travelers caught in the middle. Napolitano wants Pass ID to be approved and is using the threat of paralyzing travel through the entire United States of America in order to encourage the Senate to move the Pass ID bill along.
Ancient site reveals signs of mass cannibalism
“We see patterns on the bones of animals indicating that they have been spit-roasted,” he said. “We have seen some of these same patterns on the human bones [at this site].”
Toledo man arrested in Salvation Army kettle theft
Maumee Police Sgt. David Tullis said the robber pushed the volunteer, and pulled the kettle away from her. He put the kettle and tripod in the back of a pickup truck after telling her, “I can’t stand you and your bell-ringing. I hate Christmas.”
Prisoners get drunk on swine flu hand gel
Facebook profiles capture true personality, according to new psychology research
“I was surprised by the findings because the widely held assumption is that people are using their profiles to promote an enhanced impression of themselves,” says Gosling of the more than 700 million people worldwide who have online profiles. “In fact, our findings suggest that online social networking profiles convey rather accurate images of the profile owners, either because people aren’t trying to look good or because they are trying and failing to pull it off.
Twin Subway Perverts
“He’s a recidivist subway grinder with over half a dozen convictions,”
Gangs in New York talk Twitter: Use tweets to trash-talk rivals, plan fights
“It is another tool … just like old phone records,” a police source said. “We can go through them [messages] to track these guys.”
New Israel Defense Forces unit to fight enemies on Facebook, Twitter
The new unit, as well as an initiative by the Information and Diaspora Ministry to train people to represent Israel independently on the Internet and in other arenas, were presented Monday at the conference during a panel discussion on Israeli public relations abroad.
Captain Kirk has taken too much fucking LSD
DEA vs. ‘House’
They gave the DEA final script approval over all episodes of House. Talk about big brother. Then again, “big brother” is the very essence of drug prohibition.
Condom Order Form : New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene
You can call 311 if you need a free condom!
American Drug War -The Last White Hope
The War on Drugs has become the longest and most costly war in American history, the question has become, how much more can the country endure?
Preparing for cannabis, a growth industry
The business of medical marijuana is rapidly evolving in Michigan, with Royal Oak preparing to pass the state’s first zoning law to cluster professional growers and the opening in Southfield of a trade school teaching plant cultivation.
The rise and rise of legal highs
Beer That’s Out Of This World. Sapporo’s Space Barley.
250 winners will be able to purchase the brew, the price of which will be $115.00 a six-pack.
The History of Horrible Rap Music in Popular Culture, Part I
The mainstream media began using rap to push everything on consumers, from rapping Chicken Nuggets to video games. Even white-bread celebs like David Faustino and “Rappin'” Rodney Dangerfield tried their hands at the musical genre. Join us as we take you on a detailed, blow-by-blow journey through Where It All Went Wrong. As with so many things that went wrong, it all ends with Miley Cyrus.
The Top 6(66) Metal Documentaries
Guitar World Magazine – Top 30 All-Time Greatest Punk Albums
Patient Money РWhen Buying Vitamins, Know What’s Worth Paying For РNYTimes.com
Of course, it’s controversial whether we should be taking vitamins at all. Recent studies have indicated that taking a multivitamin won’t protect you from heart disease or cancer. And experts maintain that if you eat well, you don’t need vitamin supplements.“The evidence shows that a healthy diet and exercise are the best way to ward off disease; a vitamin cannot replace those benefits,” says Eric Rimm, associate professor of epidemiology and nutrition at the Harvard School of Public Health.
Sparks Outlawed? Now You Can Make It at Home
Bathtub Sparks2 pieces Pez candy, one yellow, one pink 1 can King Cobra 1 can Red Bull Crush the Pez until reduced to a fine powder. Transfer the powder to the bottom of an empty glass. Pour in equal parts King Cobra and Red Bull. Don’t be alarmed when the foaming begins; it will subside. Adjust for flavor.
Rachel Uchitel tells friends that she and Tiger Woods did drugs before having sex
‘You know you have crazier sex on Ambien – you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex.'”
correction – washingtonpost.com
A Nov. 26 article in the District edition of Local Living incorrectly said a Public Enemy song declared 9/11 a joke. The song refers to 911, the emergency phone number.
THE WIRE – 100 Greatest Quotes
Gothic predator jailed for molesting girls at cemetery
Somali sea gangs lure investors at pirate lair
In Somalia’s main pirate lair of Haradheere, the sea gangs have set up a cooperative to fund their hijackings offshore, a sort of stock exchange meets criminal syndicate.
The Worst Celebrity Product Licenses of All Time
The Psychedelic Review Archives 1963-1971
NIGHTMARE ON DRUG STREET
Sorta like ‘My Life In T-Shirts’…sorta.
Boostalk – We Gon Rock
OJ The Juice Man has competition. Thanks Patrick Nybakken
Man chugs IPECAC
Thanks Vinnie
LSD Related Death of Elephant in 1962
In 1962, three men at the University of Oklahoma, lead by the idiosyncratic, CIA-collaborator Louis Jolyon “Jolly” West, injected LSD into an elephant for the first time. Their stated intent was to determine if LSD would induce “musth”, a naturally occurring condition in which elephants become violent and uncontrollable. After a series of events, the elephant died. There is some controversy and confusion surrounding the cause of death.

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    • In what he called an unprecedented move, O’Brien said he would seek to take control of the Mongols’ name, which the gang has trademarked, through a restraining order barring them from wearing it.
    • Health campaigns aimed at keeping teens and others from drinking and driving, smoking and other risky behaviors often use shame and guilt to get their messages across.
      But a new study finds anti-drinking ads can actually spur increased binge drinking for some audiences.
      “The situation is worse than wasted money or effort,” said study researcher Adam Duhachek, a marketing professor at Indiana University. “These ads ultimately may do more harm than good, because they have the potential to spur more of the behavior they’re trying to prevent.”
    • The elders at Ecclesia Church were expecting something tame from Jackson Potts II for their annual Stations of the Cross art display.
      Instead, the 10-year-old produced a photo of his kid brother being beaten by a police officer. Jackson says it’s a modern-day interpretation of Roman soldiers beating Jesus.
    • In previous years it has been almost impossible for interested parties to get their hands on an actual Japanese Airlines outfit because JAL, who is aware of the subversive sexual appeal of their uniforms, has done everything in their power to keep the outfits off the black market. A spokesperson for JAL has said that it is, “virtually impossible for an individual to hold on to their uniform after they have left their job”. The company has even gone so far as to install serial numbers into every item of clothing it distributes to keep careful records of the locations of every item of clothing and who is responsible for it around the world.
    • KINSHASA, CONGO — This vast central African nation is known for many things: the massive corruption of the late leopard-hat-wearing dictator Mobutu Sese Seko, grinding poverty, a devastating conflict in the east. But it is worth noting that Congo is also home to a formidable cult of high fashion, as demonstrated by the scene at a rickety, sheet-iron pool hall here one recent Sunday.
    • “We’ve hijacked the site; we’re a fashion brand and we wanted to get involved in an irreverent way. It’s a fun medium, although it’s also weird, sad and strange. We only put up a small prize, because we don’t want to look like we’re trying too hard,” FCUK’s marketing director William Woodhams told AdAge.
    • It’s a family affair.
    • “Please realize that horsehoe moustaches are in close competition with full, unkempt beards for the facial hair style women hate most. Even when it’s well-groomed, at best a handlebar moustache will make you look like you’re emulating a cheesy ’70s biker. This style is even more of a turnoff when you have to put product in your facial hair to mold it into place. Horseshoe moustaches should therefore only be donned by men who are intrigued by the idea of experimenting with an extended period of celibacy. For a much more chic style that still permits you to have a significant amount of facial hair, try a balbo, like the one Robert Downey Jr. is often snapped wearing.”
      This shitty site is for regular-ass vanilla normals.
    • George Harrison is 14, John Lennon is 16, and Paul McCartney is 15.
    • I woke up in the night to have my bed clothes pulled off me by an unseen force..my jammy bottoms were also yanked off just as i switched the bedside light on, just as i relised it wasn’t my oversexed wife ( she was at work on nights) the ‘invisble entity’ grabbed and then started to ‘fiddle with my twinkle’
      Athough I writhed and bucked about and cried out ‘give it to me baby’ I found the whole thing a horrid experience..
      The only natural explaination i can think it could be is an realistic wet dream……… or did a ghost rape me?
    • Scientific examination of the subject has found that as the use of porn increases, the rate of sex crimes goes down.
    • In 2005, researchers in Switzerland gave 29 test subjects a sniff of the neuropeptide oxytocin, a.k.a. the “love drug,” known to play a role in developing trust and social attachment in mammals, before having them play a financial investment game. The result? Almost half of the trust-primed oxy sniffers handed all their francs to an anonymous partner. Now insiders say the military may be in the process of weaponizing oxytocin and similar compounds.
    • “And yeah, I had too much coffee, I started to get chest pains so I went to the hospital and they told me to stop drinking the coffee.”
    • In August 1990, researchers reported in the journal Nature the discovery of receptors in the brain that specifically accommodate the cannabinoids in pot. Cannabinoids bind to particular neurological sites in the brain, as though the brain was specifically designed to utilize this plant. Did nature toss cannabinoid receptors into the brain by random chance? Are cannabinoid receptors part of an intelligent design for deriving maximum benefit from cannabis? Is cannabis a divine elixir of sacred communion for which we are ideally suited?
    • The source said one gunman is thought to have injected himself with large doses of stimulant so he could keep on fighting after he was seriously wounded.
    • The error occurred on the Kids On Demand and Kids Preschool On Demand channels where clips from Playboy TV appeared in the top right hand corner.
      Although a menu of available children’s programming was listed on the left side of the screen, previews showing nude women engaged in explicit conversations were shown where previews of children’s shows normally would appear.
    • Can’t be bothered to chew your food? Too tired to cook and looking for a quick meal? It seems that in such circumstances a growing number of adults may consider opening a jar of baby food.
      The world’s largest baby food manufacturer, Hipp, has said an increasing number of adults are turning to its pre-cooked, pureed meals because they find them easier to swallow and digest.
    • Conone told police he would put his keys between his fingers and strike the children when their parents weren’t looking. He said he’d been doing it since January because he liked the excitement of getting away with it.
    • This past Saturday the NYPD arrested William “Billy” Leroy who runs the “last eclectic antique and prop store on the Bowery” Billy’s Antiques for selling old subway signs.
      Thanks Claw$.
    • Two people have died and five are injured after a man painting graffiti at a Mexico City subway station opened fire when police tried to stop him.
    • Two Illinois women claim they found marijuana roaches in the bottom of their Popeyes french fries bag

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    10 Anti-Drug PSAs That Are Totally Awesome When You’re High
    pygmy jerboa 体重測定
    Meet a Pool Shark Who’s Still in Diapers
    Gang busted for prison mobile phone delivery with toy chopper
    Breathing Xenon
    Nose Balloon
    Fear and Loathing: The Board Game
    10 things you didn’t know about orgasm
    Germany bans Red Bull cola after drug test
    The authorities in six German states have ordered retailers to stop selling Red Bull Cola energy drinks after traces of cocaine were found in it.
    Insects In Flagrante
    …’n the bees.
    Truck Spills
    “The website of odd, strange, interesting, and unbelievable things spilled on the road by trucks.” Thanks Googs.
    Passer-by pushes suicide man off bridge
    Thanks David Canning
    mabtw’s Channel
    A collection of clips starring Dick Masterson, legendary chauvinist and author of Men Are Better Than Women.
    MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN – Dick Masterson
    Thanks Jack Hanly
    Miles Davis interview on CBS News “60 Minutes”
    9 year old guitar prodigy YUTO MIYAZAWA performs Ozzy Osbourne’s Crazy Train on Ellen Degeneres
    Thanks Googs
    Hammerhead (1968) Opening Sequence
    Groupie Girl (1970) Opening Credits
    Vivir en Tucson: Gente Tucson: Las Gemelas Collinson
    Marine Throws Puppy Off Cliff
    Thanks Googs
    G20 police ‘used undercover men to incite crowds’
    Destructive ants marching on San Antonio
    ‘Reagan afraid of invasion by aliens’
    Skeptical Inquiree: Curious Contrails: Death from the Sky?
    The Electronic Police State
    ‘Superfood’ Promoted on Oprah’s Site Robs Amazon Poor of Staple
    White House Czar Calls for End to ‘War on Drugs’
    This Is Yer Brain On War
    Revenge Product – Super Sonic Nausea
    Asmik Ace unwraps third film in Tetsuo franchise
    World Superhero Registry
    17 Controversial Teenage TV Situations
    Top 16 Senior Pranks
    Panty (One) Liners
    I Heart To Fart
    Video Game Girls Burlesque @ Bordello
    The dancers arrived armed and outfitted for an arcade battle, and included Super Mario Bros. Princess Peach, Metroid’s Samus Aran, Street Fighter’s Chun-Li, The Legend of Zelda’s Link and Princess Zelda, and BloodRayne’s Rayne
    Google: More People Will Die From Swine Flu If We Cannot Retain Search Data
    Homeland Security Trains Scouts To Fight Terrorism
    Senate Dumps On Credit Card Interest Cap
    Despite complaints that banks and credit card companies are gouging customers by charging outrageous interest rates, the Senate on Wednesday easily turned back an effort to cap interest rates at 15 percent.
    Consumer Reports Health: 80% of Medical Bills Have Errors
    Pool Rules
    Digging up dirt: Facebook spies for hire
    Two other Florida prisons zapped visiting kids with stun guns
    Supreme Court Hands Medical Marijuana Major Victory
    Danger Mouse to release blank CD
    Too much cola zaps muscle power
    Excessive cola consumption can lead to anything from mild weakness to profound muscle paralysis, doctors are warning.
    Have you heard ‘the Hum’?
    For decades, hundreds of people worldwide have been plagued by an elusive buzzing noise known as “the Hum”. Some have blamed gas pipes or power lines, others think their ears are faulty. A few even think sinister forces could be at work.
    Wal-Mart Pays $2Mil to Duck Black Friday Death Charges
    If you can’t trust a Cheerios box…
    Top 10 Toilets Screaming High-tech In Luxury
    GLOWING ANIMALS: Pictures of Beasts Shining for Science
    Selkirk RCMP uses Facebook in order to solve rash of property crimes
    Canadian Police bust tagger using facebook
    Goths In Hot Weather
    Cocaine and LSD found in air of Spanish cities
    Moscow’s subway dogs
    All Up In Her Grill
    Gold Front Porn!
    Ancient Gem-Studded Teeth Show Skill of Early Dentists
    The glittering “grills” of some hip-hop stars aren’t exactly unprecedented. Sophisticated dentistry allowed Native Americans to add bling to their teeth as far back as 2,500 years ago, a new study says.
    Man sees own wife on adultery porno
    A Taiwan carpenter bought a porn DVD only to find secretly taped motel footage of his wife having sex with his friend, whom the husband later stabbed.
    More Sexting News
    Nate Phelps – Son of Fred Phelps Westboro Baptist Church – GodHatesFags – Tell All
    Snake dies eating pregnant mountain sheep
    Face Transplant Surgery
    Holy Fuck!
    Cat Parasite Affects Everything We Feel and Do
    The parasite, Toxoplasma gondii, has been transmitted indirectly from cats to roughly half the people on the planet, and it has been shown to affect human personalities in different ways.
    Troops claim ‘supernatural powers’ after pygmy sodomy
    Group sex with Rugby team has destroyed my life: woman
    Among new allegations aired on Monday, the woman said two men rubbed their penises in her face while other men stood watching and masturbating. Six men had sex with her while another six looked on. There was always someone touching her, she said.
    Centuries-old torture instruments for sale
    The 252 items include gruesome instruments such as a tongue clamp, a chair covered in spikes and an iron glove that Arlan Ettinger, president of Guernsey’s Auctions, said was used to “burn the flesh of your hand.”
    Crazy Frog Bros
    Thanks Ana Fernandes
    12 Most Bizarre ID Cards and Passport Photos
    Tiptoes
    Matthew McConaughey, Kate Beckinsale, …and Gary Oldman as a DWARF! What a piece of shit movie, can’t believe it really existists!
    Startup Signs ~ Gang Signs of The Web
    Utah wilderness becoming a hot spot for marijuana plantations
    Grilled Chicken a Kentucky Fried Chicken Fiasco
    NPR was calling KFC “the James Frey of fast food,” referring to the author of a memoir praised by Ms. Winfrey that was later exposed as fiction.
    Oprah KFC Coupon Riot!
    More Fried Chicken Related News
    Swine Flu – Top 10 Panics!
    Nude spray-on tan case gets lawmaker’s attention
    State Rep. Bruce Borders, R-Jasonville, said he was shocked by a recent case where an adult man who works at a tanning salon applied a spray-on tan on a nude 15-year-old girl
    Grove City student suspended over gay porn video
    Says film income helped pay tuition
    Porn star considers run against family values senator
    Explosion destroys dentist’s office
    Shit is blowin’ up!
    DRAMATIC VIDEO: Exploding Strip Mall
    Botswana plans to circumcise nearly half a million
    African Calamari
    Neighbors concerned about strange van
    Provo police are investigating a bizarre incident this week: a van parked in a residential neighborhood with a sign on it, reading: “free candy inside.”
    Students protest surveillance of two girls kissing
    Calgary stabbers’ spree ‘for fun,’ say police
    “It may have been out for kicks,” McCallum said. “It was purely to go out and hunt down victims in one hour. It’s a very unusual offence.We haven’t had that kind of behaviour for quite some time.”
    Rihanna Grabbing Some Tits photography
    Tons Of Released Drugs Taint US Water – Codeine Found In Delaware River
    Thanks Brendan
    X-rated star Marilyn Chambers dies at 56
    Ivory Snow soap girl & star of ‘Behind The Green Door’
    Raquel Welch, Crucified
    The SSD Project | EFF Surveillance Self-Defense Project
    Skeleton hands = haute couture?
    $24K Silver Skelly Hands
    AP Invokes DMCA Against Obama “Hope” Poster Artist
    Testing YouTube’s Audio Content ID System
    The Pirate Google
    Torrent File Search Using Google Custom Search – Scour the Entire Web for Bit Torrent Files
    Facebook’s E-mail Censorship is Legally Dubious, Experts Say
    Caught on Camera — The Best of Google Street View
    Sharpie Paint Job
    ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’ Montages Don’t Leave Anybody Out
    Boy, 15, testifies he had sex with teacher/godmother
    The boy testified that his first sexual encounter with Lopez happened in her car when he was 11 or 12 years old and she was his sixth-grade teacher at Nestor. “She would, like, fondle me,” the boy testified. “She pulled down my pants and asked me if I liked it.”
    The Six Most Expensive Alcohol That Ever Existed
    Grandma Smokes a Newport for Her 100th B-Day
    Top 5 bizarre x-rays – the five strangest things swallowed by man, woman and animal
    Leonard Nimoy: ‘Star Trek’ fans can be scary
    Calexico restaurant says griddle has likeness of the Virgin Mary
    Somali Pirates seized after threatening French navy ship
    Whoops!
    Fluorescent puppy is world’s first transgenic dog
    Harper’s Magazine Weekly Review 05-05-2009
    The Monastery Built on a Volcanic Plug
    Mission Impossible: The Code Even the CIA Can’t Crack
    The sculpture named Kryptos at CIA headquarters contains a secret message ‚Äî but not even the agency’s brightest can crack its code.
    NY TAXI WISDOM
    Decorated swine flu surgical masks in Mexico
    Thanks Ryan Kitson
    12 accidental celebrity deaths — and the prescription drugs that caused them
    Hipster Grifter in Philly Slammer
    Mom Pressures Teen Daughter To Get Implants – MTV True life: i don’t like my small breasts
    Banksy and ‘Art Fags’ Attacked
    Thanks Empress
    Bonsai Kitten
    Surgical Mask Fashions
    Past SARS Fashions in Surgical Face Masks
    Fear of contracting SARS has not stopped some people in Hong Kong from considering the fashion implications of wearing a surgical mask in public.
    Face warmer? Surgical mask? A free pattern. – KNITTING
    Get Your Stylish Swine Flu Masks Now!
    8 Fashionable Picks For Avoiding the Plague Without Sacrificing Taste
    Swine Flu Masks
    Masks | There’s Something in the Air
    Designer Surgical Masks
    New for Spring Flu Season!
    Pit bulls, Dobermans, Rottweilers banned from public housing
    Couple robbed for fried chicken
    “Give Us The Chicken!” Thanks Googs.
    10 years later, the real story behind Columbine
    Vermont Lawmakers Look To Legalize Teen ‘Sexting’
    Crash author JG Ballard, ‘a giant on the world literary scene’, dies aged 78
    Researchers use brain interface to post to Twitter
    1,500 farmers commit mass suicide in India
    Twelve Major Brands That Will Disappear
    Good News: Crocs are on the list!
    Child rapist cult leader escapes jail in chopper
    Shadows Helped Form the “Pillars of Creation”
    A Lawyer, Some Teens and a Fight Over ‘Sexting’
    NYPD cops charged in rape of drunken woman they escorted home
    Look at This F-ing Nude Hipster Grifter
    Facebook users no longer insulting each other as much – or having as much sex
    The teenager auctioning her virginity for £9,000 to fund her education
    18-Year-Old Boy Arrested in Most Bizarre Sex Tape Bust Yet
    Universal to remake ‘Videodrome’
    20% of Teen Polish Prostitutes Do It For Brand Name Clothes
    Pakistanis Find Success in Fetish Business
    Suicide Girl Fight Club
    Type Nesting
    Doctor: Grudge may have sparked graffiti spree
    Rowlow!
    Upstate Police Arrest 70-Year-Old Tagger
    Thanks Brendan Donnelly
    Japan child robot mimicks infant learning
    stop calling me a homo
    New bizarre animal discovered in Japan
    “CAN YOU FUCK IT?”
    La Machine – Big Spider in Yokohama
    Pussy Foot
    Thanks Ryan Kitson
    Fish market alien sighting
    Popeyes Runs Out of Chicken in Rochester, NY
    As Swine Flu Spreads, Conspiracy Theories of Laboratory Origins Abound
    Couple caught having sex in dumpster
    Father sought after son, 7, forcibly tattooed
    Clare men accused of burning boy’s anus with propane torch charged
    Get Your Swine Flu Shot! PSA
    From the voluminous shelves of the National Archives, here are vintage Swine Flu PSAs from 1976.
    White House Apologizes for NYC Air Force Flyover
    Obama’s Handshake of Death
    Hitler’s art attracts big sale prices
    “A painting by Adolf Hitler sold for almost $15,000 Thursday — more than six times as much as expected.”
    Rise Seen in Trafficking of Enhanced Ecstasy
    “Extreme Ecstasy” or “Meth X”
    BJW Deathmatch Jaki Numazawa vs. Ryuji Ito Part. 2
    Fluorescent Lighttubes Cross, Fluorescent Lighttubes Tower & Cage Death Match ~ “Hill of Sanctuary”: “Black Angel” Jaki Numazawa vs. Ryuji Ito
    Michael Jackson Auction: My Favorite Items – a set on Flickr
    INSANE!!!
    Sonny Chiba – Bromide idol days
    10 Things You Didn’t Know About Somali Pirates
    26-year-old man with body of a two-year-old
    Sea Serpent in Nantucket 1937
    Thunderbird Junior 50’s Mini-Cars
    John Taylor Gatto – State Controlled Consciousness
    The Ethical Slut Returns
    “Into threesomes? Foursomes? Moresomes? The co-author of a cult classic about open relationships talks sex communes, romantic one-night stands, and offering chicken soup to lovers.”
    60’s Retro Drink Aid
    Golden arches topple, crush Naperville couple
    Shocked Russian surgeons open up man who thought he had a tumour… to find a FIR TREE inside his lung
    Eight Druggiest Rock Star Stories
    Phil Spector convicted of second-degree murder
    Brooklyn Man Bites Tip Off Own Penis
    I breastfeed my dad
    Trying desperately to measure up
    “Doctors in Asia are treating an increasing number of men with severe injuries who have tried to increase the size of their penises by injecting themselves with Vaseline and other oils.”
    “Daggering” Trend Is Breaking Jamaican Dicks
    “Signs of a fractured penis include a loud popping noise, followed by excruciating pain, swelling, and sometimes blood.” Thanks Erik.
    How to Be Goth – wikiHow
    Thanks Espo
    Weekly Review Harper’s Magazine 4-14-09
    Firefighters Say Teens Using Axe Body Spray As Flamethrower
    Body spray is finally good for something. Thanks James.
    Monkey Knievel
    Get OUTSIDE of your body~!
    “The pineal gland is occasionally associated with the sixth chakra (also called Ajna or the third eye chakra in yoga). It is believed by some to be a dormant organ that can be awakened to enable “telepathic” communication.”
    I Ate My Baby’s Placenta!
    Thanks Vinnie
    Grindhouseland Salutes… Vincent Price
    Marijuana Lobbyist’s Testimony to Congress
    Maya Prophecy, Long Count Calendars & Possible Cosmic Catastrophe for 21-12-2012
    Brain Researchers Open Door to Editing Memory
    FEMA concentration camps debunked
    Was the Tunguska Fireball a Comet Chemical Bomb?
    Flint, Michigan: Government Considering Abandoning Parts of City, Cutting Off Police and Fire Service
    “Graffiti” to be legalized in Brazil?
    Graffiti judged low priority in S.F.
    IRAQ DEATHS on Twitter
    Mexican president: US authorities ‘complicit’ in drug trafficking
    Sabotage suspected in widespread phone outage in Santa Cruz and Santa Clara counties
    Report: Spies hacked into U.S. electricity grid
    ACLU Sues Prosecutor Over ‘Sexting’ Child Porn Charges
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    Could Pirates Become an Army for the Stateless?
    The Hand In Space! – My god, it’s full of stars
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    “A stroke victim has developed a phantom third arm which she uses ‘just like a real-life limb’.”
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    “The couple met at a punk concert and, according to court records, they “would often sweat” while having sex “three or four times per week.” Thanks Staycey
    Poledancefan – Middle aged father works the pole
    “My name is Joel. I’m 47 married with two kids” Thanks Vinny.
    Chia Obama Dropped By Walgreens Amidst Cries of Racism
    “Since when is an Afro racist?”
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    Did Obama bow to Saudi king?
    ‚ÄúSuch an act is a traditional obeisance befitting a king’s subjects, not his peer. There is no precedent for U.S. presidents bowing to Saudi or any other royals,‚Äù said the conservative Washington Times.
    Taxidermy Mouse Mouse!
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    Monster Motorcycle Helmets
    The Deadliest Vespa
    50 Do-able Cartoon Hotties No Guy Could Kick Out of Bed
    Birthing Simulator
    Mum bathes baby in breast milk
    Weird lookin’ dude chugging Mountain Dew
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    Teeth Chiseling
    Bob Ross The Joy of Painting video channel
    Best Voice Ever!
    ShamWow Bust: But Wait, There’s More…
    Needle removed from ass – after 31 years
    The Amazing Story of the Man With Two Penises [nsfw]
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    Build Your Own Multitouch Surface Computer
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    6 Massive Old School Printers (& How They Were Advertised)
    Bulletproof Fashions
    Buddhist monk completes seven-year run
    “A few have done it twice; many more have not lived to finish. Traditionally, any monk, or gyoja, who can’t continue to the end must take his own live, either by hanging or disembowelment.”
    The neuropsychology of zombies
    The Top Seven Awesome Things You Didn’t Know About Steve McQueen
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    Watch a Google Street View Car Hit a Bridge – Google Maps
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    10 Recent Scientifically Solved Mysteries
    Lady chimps will mate for meat
    Saharan Rolling Spider
    Volcano Lightning
    5 Cats that Look Like Wilford Brimley
    Obama Fried Chicken
    Kennedy, you’ve been replaced! Thanks Haley.
    “Roadhouse” Blind Guitarist, Jeff Healey, Dies
    Awesome Medieval Suits of Armor
    My Vagina Pillow Rocks Her Lace Bush
    For Serious Riders Only
    Child Predator Hands
    “Dancing With The Stars” Boner
    Drunk teacher accused of forcing students to dance and “grind”
    Showing off my long hair
    Flaming Garbage Cans In Hip Hop Videos
    A PERV caught naked at a beauty spot with a torch stuck up his bum — told cops he was DEPRESSED.
    1972 Halloween Catalog
    Cake Wrecks
    When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong.
    A Bristol secondary school has tried out a new style of sex education by letting teenage pupils examine a line-up of naked men.
    FOOD FACE DINNER PLATE
    Quest for artificial nose to sniff out terrorists’ fear
    Levi’s¬Æ √ó Damien Hirst “The Spin Jeans”
    Only ¥2,625,000 JPY (approximately $27,000 USD).
    Drugs glow green under torch beam
    “An ultraviolet torch which shows certain drugs as glowing green is being used to catch cocaine-using clubbers.”
    Angry customer blasts McDonald’s drive-through
    “A McDonald’s drive-through was shot up early Sunday after a customer was angered that the restaurant had shifted from the lunch menu to the breakfast menu, police said. ”
    Teen accused of burning man who let underage drinkers party at his home
    “A middle-age man charged with supplying alcohol to teens at his house suffered a severe groin burn when one teen lit the man‚Äôs pants on fire after he passed out, police said”
    Study: Housing Homeless Drunks And Letting Them Drink Saves Millions
    Pet dogs and cats a good way to break a leg, government says
    An inmate alleges two deputies got another prisoner to put his penis on a bologna sandwich which he ate
    “As soon as he had finished eating the sandwich Deputy Cantwell taunted him, and took out his cell phone on which he displayed a photo of another inmate in the jail with his penis on the bologna sandwhich,”
    Lawmakers Target Elderly Porn
    “Pervs preying on the elderly or disabled could soon face harsh new penalties under a first-of-its-kind proposed law that would punish sicko peddlers of geriatric and handicapped porn the same as child pornographers.”
    Australian Pimp Paid Teen Prostitute With Chicken Nuggets
    Thanks Petey
    “Smoking Smarties” Has Parents Fuming
    Candy Hits
    Woman has sex with pine cone, needs surgery to remove it
    Mexican Drug Lord Officially Thanks American Lawmakers for Keeping Drugs Illegal
    Was Madonna Involved in a Videotaped Human Sacrifice?
    Video Games Kill! Here’s Proof…
    ‘Healthy’ man, 25, collapses and dies playing Wii Fit game
    Drunk ShamWow Guy Smacks Up A Hoe
    TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl
    “EX-Masturbator” Shirt from Passion for Christ Movement
    “Yeah we said it‚Ķ.Nobody talks about it, but most people have done it or are still doing it. It’s seems to be a rite of passage for both girls and guys into the world of sex. Some say masturbation is not a sin, some say that it is. But is it really okay in the eyes of God?”
    Swiss banks ban top executive travel
    “Switzerland‚Äôs private banks have started to ban their top executives from travelling abroad, even to neighbouring France and Germany, because of fears they will be detained as part of a global crackdown on bank secrecy.”
    Female teacher on trial after she was caught performing oral sex on a male student in her classroom claims that it was the fault of medication she was taking
    “Were you ever on your knees in front of the victim?”
    Cape-wearing man arrested after reportedly robbing adult store
    Porn Censors Target Nude Renaissance Art
    Sarasota man arrested for 71st time
    Toss My Salad, Snoopy!
    “Douchebags” Lawsuit Dismissed
    Orange Guidos with lawyers
    Now Home Office drugs adviser wants to downgrade LSD from A to B
    England
    Police raid home of Fox News employee, charge him with possession of child porn
    Calvin and Hobbes strip from 15 years ago describes the current economic climate
    The Luckiest or Unluckiest Man in the World? Tsutomu Yamaguchi, double A-bomb victim
    Survivor of both Hiroshima and Nagasaki
    Spanish police seize 42-piece dinner set… made entirely of cocaine!
    Victorian Flea Circuses: A Lost Art Form
    Movie Trivia: The Goonies
    Miniatur Wunderland Hamburg: the largest model railway in the world
    Google Street View forced to remove images
    Could Cow Urine Cola Make a Splash?
    “In a country where cows are sacred, drinking their urine is close to godliness.”
    KFC’s proposal: First pot pies, now potholes
    KFC wants to help patch the nation’s potholes, then brand them.
    Romania weighs decriminalizing consensual incest
    A Step Forward
    Flammable Water Due To Natural Gas Leak In Colorado Home
    The Economics of Star Trek
    In the Star Trek universe, there is no money.
    Crackle
    Another Streamin’ Movie Site
    Hollywood’s Scariest Haunted Houses
    Malaysian minister defends caning of prisoners as gruesome video appears on internet
    Ass-Tastic!
    Jersey girl, 14, arrested after posting nude pics
    TRENTON, N.J. – A 14-year-old New Jersey girl has been accused of child pornography after posting nearly 30 explicit nude pictures of herself on MySpace.com — charges that could force her to register as a sex offender if convicted.
    Flickr: billoney’s Photostream
    Freedom For Kidnapped 3M Boss
    “Workers at a factory in the French town of Pithiviers have finally released Luc Rousselet, a French manager for American firm 3M who was held in his office for more than a day after being locked in by employees who were angry about layoffs.”
    Ethiopia hit by Coca-Cola drought
    Thanks Rafael Lett
    CLIFF BURTON INTERVIEW. METALLICA.
    RIP
    Blossom Dearie’s “Conjunction Junction” Romance?
    Did the woman who sang “Unpack Your Adjectives” ever get together with the guy who sang “I’m Just a Bill”?
    60-foot penis painted on roof
    Thanks Espo
    Inside the mind of Azel
    DJ Tameil – Shotgun Buck (Duck Hunt Edit)
    Children of cousins ‘have greater risk of catching infectious disease’
    Farting Student Kicked Off School Bus
    ‘Star Wars’ Laser Kills Mosquitoes
    Old-ass Charles Manson
    Albino Tiger Head Found In Car
    $400 Dog Shit
    Blood-curdling sausage recipe by air force chefs
    “TWO German air force sergeants are facing courts martial after drawing their own blood to make traditional sausage.”
    The Obama Administration, Your Information, and You
    “The Obama administration, while progressive in some areas, still appears to be on the same page as the Bush administration regarding warrentless surveillance.”
    The Obama Deception
    “The Obama Deception is a hard-hitting film that completely destroys the myth that Barack Obama is working for the best interests of the American people.”
    Deathbed Boo-Boo
    ” A man who thought he was going to die confessed last week to a decades-old slaying. James Brewer, 58, didn‚Äôt die. Instead, he found himself Monday in a Tennessee courtroom facing a murder charge.
    Wack is Back! Increased Use of PCP Worries Authorities in D.C
    “As PCP Use Rebounds Among Suspects, D.C. Authorities Worry About Violent Incidents” Thanks ESPO
    Burger Grease Art
    A 55 year old lady trying to win a booty shaking contest
    Sewing machine signed by Metallica
    Mormons & The Illuminati (1 of 4)
    Virginity rates among students by major
    Electronic Road Signs: Newest Hacked Road Sign Warns Of New York’s Imminent Demise
    Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
    Police seize 1,200 pounds of pot in spinach cans
    Colonel Sanders pulled from river after 24 years
    Woman shot by arrow on NYC street, is recovering
    German Fried Chicken: Tender, Juicy Obama Fingers Hit the Shelves
    “A German frozen food company hopes to raise sales with a new product: Obama fingers. The tender, fried chicken bits come with a tasty curry sauce. The company says it was unaware of the possible racist overtones of the product.”
    Go-go dancer duped with fake $100 bills
    Horse bites off Indonesian man’s testicle, spits it out
    Pirates of Somalia – The Big Picture
    Cocaine found in store’s peppers
    Queens!
    Penile Extenders Actually Might Work, Doctors Say
    U.S. teens were hit men for Mexican cartel
    “Both teenagers received six-month military-style training on a Mexican ranch. Investigators say Cardona and Reta were paid $500 a week each as a retainer, to sit and wait for the call to kill. Then they were paid up to $50,000 and 2 kilos of cocaine for carrying out a hit.”
    Police put purported pothead in pokey, pinched placing potted pot on porch perch
    VA$HTIE » party pics: 3/12 THE RECESSION SPECIAL Рloft party for A-RON THE DON’S BORNDAY!
    Recession Special!
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    Can We unClick Google?
    “A challenge to activists of the twenty-first century: how can we effectively fight back against Google‚Äôs violation of our online privacy? ”
    Militant Obama youth march to ‘Alpha, Omega’ chant
    PLEASE DON’T RIOT…IT’S JUST WHAT ‘THEY’ WANT
    “Be very, very aware of anyone who starts rioting, or encourages others to do so, amid peaceful demonstrations. Who are they and why are they doing this when it is handing all the aces to the system to impose a Police State? They are either stupid or agents of that State.”
    Grass-Mud Horse
    ‘A Dirty Pun Tweaks China‚Äôs Online Censors ‘
    Gucci Mane To Be Released From Jail This Weekend
    Thanks J.Scott
    Woman finds hungry calico cat hiding in $27 couch
    ARTIST NOW IN ROGUE GALLERY
    “A top Japanese pop artist in town for a big gallery opening was busted the night before his show when cops spotted him drawing a smiley face on the wall of an East Side subway station after a boozy night out, officials said yesterday.” Thanks Espo.
    Kids mistakenly drink wiper fluid at Ark. day care
    Thanks EMone
    The Fat Jew’s Oscar party on E! Daily 10
    Team Facelift: spreadin’ the weirdness like guac.
    The Virgins on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Wed, Mar 11 2009
    Who styled Donald?!
    Police Bust Alleged Gang-Promoting Radio Station
    Know Your Meme: Boxxy
    Rare Pink Dolphin Photo Gallery
    Mo’ Albino Dolphin!
    Otaku Power – Trivia/Desire/Transformation
    ‘Radioactive’ sex offender on the run
    Eatin’?
    It’s Not Easy Being Green – Kermit The Frog Corpse Fashion
    How many dead frogs does it take to make you look fly?
    Wigger Mackin’ with Stuffed Animal Tigers
    Report: Diebold Voting System Has ‘Delete’ Button for Erasing Audit Logs
    Obama & Biden chipped or wearing tracking devices?
    CIA destroyed 92 interrogation tapes
    Advocates applaud AG Holder on marijuana policy
    “Medical marijuana advocates applauded Friday after the Obama administration signaled it will halt federal raids on dispensaries, easing a long-standing rift between California and federal law. ”
    The slow death of handwriting
    How Much Of Our Debt Comes From Drug Money?
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    A New Civil War?
    U.S. Energy Department Cannot Account for Nuclear Materials at 15 Locations
    UPDATE: FEMA CONCENTRATION CAMPS IN UNITED STATES!
    Water Supply Will Stay Poisoned With Gender-Bending Chemicals Due To “Carbon Footprint” Of Filtering Systems
    Ancient Language of Universal Symbols Discovered
    Legalize marijuana
    “A new plan to legalize marijuana in California would create a $1 billion tokin’ tax and thousands of green jobs. Now that’s a stimulus plan!”
    Fertility Institute Offers Designer Children
    SMOKING GUN PROOF THAT ILLUMINATI PLANNED TERRIBLE EVENTS MANY YEARS AGO TO BRING DOWN OUR CULTURE: Part 2
    ‘Vampire’ discovered in mass grave
    Cost of locking up Americans too high
    “One in every 31 U.S. adults is in the corrections system”
    ‘This is off-the-charts weird’
    “He often brought drugs or alcohol to work and sometimes had sex with women. At least three of those women were dead”
    Stimulus Logo: Branding the U.S. Recovery
    Investigation Continues Into KFC Prank Call
    “And then they were told by this person on the phone to go outside and disrobe and actually urinate on one another to decontaminate each other,”
    Filmmaker plans Eyeborg eye-socket camera
    In Drug-Leery Japan, Arrests for Marijuana Are on the Rise
    Utah is No. 1 – for online pornography consumption
    Pink dolphin appears in US lake
    Albino Dolphin!
    Africa: Genitals removed while men are alive
    “Young men are attacked and their genitals cut off while they are still alive; children’s throats are slit and their organs removed; and border-crossers are caught with bags containing human heads and sexual organs.”
    Former Guantanamo detainee tells of ‘medieval’ torture
    “…he lived in constant darkness and “came close to insanity” after being forced to listen to the same album by rapper Eminem at top volume for a solid month.”
    David Lynch on Product Placement
    IggyPop advert
    Thanks Vinnie
    Guitar Store Shaped Like Giant Amp
    The science of selling out
    “Iggy Pop’s endorsement of car insurance has prompted accusations of selling out. But does anyone really care any more?”
    Turning pregnant bumps into art
    Thanks David Canning
    Kitten in Bong!
    Thanks EMone
    Spain arrests ‘cocaine cast’ man
    “A Chilean man with a broken leg was arrested at Barcelona airport after his “cast” was found to be made of cocaine not plaster, Spanish police say.” Thanks Espo!
    The 20 Most Terrifying Pictures of Ronald McDonald Ever
    Water Balloon Poppin’!
    Ectoplasmic Acoustics
    ‘Hipstavore’
    LEGO has the Coolest business card ever
    $28 Million Chair
    typografie: Freshfonts | AUTOBAHN grafisch ontwerp
    Obama Gay Scandal!
    Fisherman found my lost phone in the belly of a 25lb cod …and it still works after a week in a fish
    bombombombomwooooo
    Failure sound from The Price Is Right
    Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Back Together
    YAY!
    90-year-old in 8mph mobility scooter takes wrong turn and ends up on highway
    Meet the Republican Rapper
    Kanye Gay BeeJay
    Facebook – Snitchin’ On Yerself
    A teenager was fired for commenting on Facebook at work about how she was bored at work.
    And The Award For Creepiest Guitar Goes To…
    Teenar: The Sexy Girl Guitar
    Ugly Bat Boy: One ugly cat
    Stephen Powers from Overbrook Video Choices ¬´ Duffed Out Industries
    Graff Girl – DJ Lady Tribe
    Sun your Buns, or should I say Challah?
    NYC Official: Ban Japanese ‘Rape’ Video Game
    ‘Rapelay’
    Boston Graffiti Wars
    Thanks Mariondream81!
    aNYthing is back! screensaver
    Thanks Bjernie!
    Rihanna — The Face of a Battered Woman
    Anyone else see her horns?
    Wu-Tang Clan at Roy Rodgers – RZA in New York 1992
    The Original Human TETRIS Performance
    Tetris A Theme on Glass Bottles
    Giant Six Pound Rat Caught in China
    Come to Chinatown, there’s bigger!
    Obama Sushi
    Shit happens
    Lily Allen Gets Fingered
    Man ‘waged urine-spray campaign’
    A man sprayed a mixture of urine and faeces in two supermarkets, a pub and a bookshop in Gloucestershire
    Former nun tells of sex and suffering inside Indian convent
    Nunsploitation!
    Facebook Yields to User Outrage: Reverts to Old TOS
    The Third Eye Video Camera
    The Cyber Eye is finally here! Needs a red glow, though.
    Guys Cabinet Door Sounds Exactly like Chewbacca!
    Touch and Go Records to Stop Releasing New Music, Shut Down Distribution
    The Nine Weirdest PSAs Ever Made (VIDEO)
    Vicodin Earrings
    Freak Bike Accident – View With Caution
    Thanks Googs!
    Toothy raccoon bit off man’s penis
    Thanks Ramon!
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    The Glob – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    Nina Hagen and Don Rickles
    Thanks Bjarni Einarsson
    A Sociologist’s Look at Graffiti
    ESPOoooooooooooo!
    Touch My Body (Tuts My Barreh) / Karaoke Fail (English subtitles)
    Thanks EMone MTV
    The Drought – Rappers ‘n Recession
    Thanks Billoney!
    PAINT MISBEHAVIN’ AS VANDALS HIT CENTRAL PARK
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    The Dynamic Breakers “ANTI GRAFFITTI Commercial”
    “Graffiti Tagger” Falls To His Death On The 826 (MIAMI)
    U.S. judges accused of jailing kids for cash
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    Salt Lake woman with world’s longest fingernails, loses nails in crash
    You’ve been knickered, son
    A THIEF has been caught with more than 1,600 items of women’s lingerie hidden in the home he shared with his parents.
    Geronimo’s Heirs Sue Secret Yale Society Over His Skull
    “Ark’eting” the Aaron Bondaroff and Semen Sperms Video Interview
    Record Envelope – the little library of factory sleeves
    A collection of generic record company 45 sleeves
    S E M E N C L A W
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    The Bacon Explosion – Take Bacon. Add Sausage. Blog.
    Mmmmm…Swine!
    The Racial Slur Database
    Iraqi Shoe-throwing Sculpture Removed
    Thanks Petey!
    Heavy Metal Laundry Tips
    The Magic (Indoor) Tree House
    French fighter planes grounded by computer virus
    NYPD cops in crackdown on graffiti punks
    Do-It-Yourself Vagina
    Ars Erotica: The Erotic Art Museum
    I’ve got the world’s biggest boobs
    38KKK breasts!
    Bacon Flavored Jelly Beans
    Pictured: The cow that was zapped by lightning – and survived
    Surgeons remove donated kidney through vagina
    Man caught with pigeons in his trousers
    ‘Mom cooks me like a turkey in the oven’
    The Beatles – Made Outta Wool!
    2009 Northwest Arkansas Ice Storm Pictures
    A Teddy Bear for Your Hipster Lifestyle
    Cornify – Unicorns & Rainbows On-Demand
    The Cramps – Newsletter / FanZine – 1 – 7 (PDF’s)
    US Army Has Highest Suicide Rate Since Vietnam War
    Ecstasy ‘no more dangerous than horse riding’
    China Earthquake A Dam-Induced Disaster?
    Kellogg’s Wimps Out Over Phelps’s Bong Hit: What Century Are They Living in?
    York City property owner has message for crack dealers
    “Deer Crack Dealer,” the message stated. “You kin sell crack on this block and the York City Police will not stop you. They fear you. Crack Rules.”
    Shepard Fairey Dodges Criticism at ICA: Street Artists and Copyright Advocates Demand Answers
    Shepard Fairey: OBEY my lawyers
    Dumb Lip Tattoos
    Shepard Fairey, artist of Obama ‘Hope’ poster arrested
    Little Island
    Get a lil’ robot copy of yerself!
    Smoking Toddler
    Squid cake
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    What’s that Smell? Maple Syrup Mystery Solved
    Best Tattoo EVER
    Val Kilmer mulls run for N.M. governor
    Owner’s sign tells ‘crack dealers’ to sell here
    World’s youngest sex-change operation
    Pranks involving electronic road signs stir worry
    Zombies Ahead!
    Teen accused of using Facebook for sexual blackmail
    One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm
    Video: Hacker war drives San Francisco cloning RFID passports
    Flooded Mcdonald’s
    Men smell of cheese; women smell of onion
    Cash4Gold Will Offer One-Third of the Actual Value for your Gold
    Raids net alleged members of tagger crew that hit L.A., Las Vegas
    Top Ten Female Streakers
    Little Boy Is on Drugs [VIDEO]
    The Fix Is In – Trading Cards
    Bart Simpson is a Scientologist
    Google Maps Car Hits a Deer, Records Entire Ordeal on Google Maps
    Man ‘finds US troop data’ on Used MP3 Player
    Drug Money Saving Banks
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    Giant Ant Colony is a World Wonder
    Blowfish testicles sicken 7 in Japan
    Iron Maiden Eddie as Sponge Bob
    Brit Jew marries dolphin
    Rectal Foreign Bodies
    HIVE OF AFGHAN ADDICTS
    GRAND PUBA/BRAND NUBIANS: THE REMIXES
    Smart Bombs and War Porn Hit YouTube
    Israel Defense Forces use YouTube for propaganda
    Hail King Obama: President for life
    The ‘Chemtrail’ Hoax – According to the U.S. Air Force
    Chemtrails in the Sky Are Evidence of Nefarious Activities for Broad-Based Conspiracy Theorists
    Fresh Prince Theme: Gangsta Version
    Thanks Naw!
    Cops Talk Funny: Operations & Tactics at Officer.com
    Pimp My Altar
    Bernie Madoff’s Palm Beach House Gets Toilet Papered
    Is there really such a thing as … placenta stew?
    Placenta Recipes
    “Each placenta weighs approximately 1/6 of the baby’s weight. Cut the meat away from the membranes with a sharp knife. Discard the membranes”
    Soviet Propaganda Against USA (posters)
    Downi Creations – The only collectible quality dolls with realistic Down syndrome features
    “Meet our growing family of Down Syndrome Originals¬©”
    Downs Syndrome Dolls Again
    Black Devil Doll – Movie
    Chocolate Bunnies Meltin’!
    Stereo Titties
    Bevis’ Sis
    Philly Malnourished Horses Removed From Crumbling Makeshift Stables
    Sorry I blew yer spot up, dudes, but treat yer horses right! Thanks Tim Artz.
    Man died in network of tunnels he made through house of rubbish
    Thnx Heather!
    Crack Whore Confessions Theme Song
    Snow Prints
    Tennis For Two – The second ever computer game
    1958 oscilloscope game!
    eBay – A History of Unusual Items
    Sneeze Porn!
    Gesundheit!
    10 Porn Stars Who Twitter
    The awfulness of Billy Joel, explained.
    The Chippendiddys
    Euro Boy Strippers…WTF?!
    Orgasmic Birth Movie Trailer
    LSD: The Dream Emulator
    1998 Sony Playstation game released only in Japan
    TurbanMan
    Homemade Girl Scout Cookie recipes
    Skateboarding in Afghanistan Provides a Diversion From Desolation
    Thanks Googs
    A list of different paraphilias and sexual fetishes
    Comic Book Urban Legends Revealed
    CFNM
    Walk-By Bukkake
    NSFW
    1954 Senate Interim Report – Comic Books and Juvenile Delinquency
    Home of the Slug Love
    Hardcore Banana Slug Sex!
    Boy, 14, dupes police, patrols Chicago for 5 hours
    A 14-year-old aspiring police officer donned a uniform, walked into a Chicago police station and managed to get an assignment — patroling in a squad car for five hours before he was detected, police said Sunday.
    Make your own lock picks – Part 1
    What A Nigerian Facebook Scam Looks Like
    Pope warns against too much Facebook
    3D porn to revolutionise industry
    Gold tooth missing after crutch attack
    Abandoned Mike Tyson mansion in Ohio
    The Shur Shot
    Douche/enema nozzle that connects to yer shower
    Vintage French Fucking Machines
    Bikini Body Builder vs. Rubik’s Cube
    Banking with Beanies
    Finding parallels to the current financial meltdown in previous bubbles, from Holland’s Tulipomania to the Beanie Baby bubble
    Disney Rejection Letter, 1938
    Bolivia – The Train Graveyard
    Wood Furniture, Wood House, Everything Wood
    It’s all wood.
    The Cave House
    $1,950,000
    Weird Deformed Animals
    Signs of the Endtimes
    Chick Cartoon Tracts
    Latest Trend: Myspace Address Tattoos!
    Police seize ‘Obama’ brand heroin
    “The Smoking Gun Web site, which headlined the story “The Audacity of Dope,” pointed out that drug dealers are fond of brands and frequently misappropriate names for them. Over the years, police have seized bin Laden heroin, Harry Potter Ecstasy and even cocaine branded as Teletubbies, a TV show aimed at toddlers.”
    Inside Programmable Road Signs
    Web Browsers | EFF Surveillance Self-Defense Project
    Government Computer News Pans Printer Dots
    For those of you who don’t know, modern printers print a secret tracking code on all yer printouts.
    Banker Gives Spankings to 50 Customers
    Top 6 Bizarre Body Modifications and Plastic Surgeries
    Guards plead not guilty in ‘nightmare’ Rikers beatings
    “Three correction officers created a sadistic secret society on a Rikers Island cellblock, ordering prisoners to extort and beat other inmates, prosecutors charged Thursday.”
    Kate Moss gets £30,000 Andre graffiti from boyfriend rocker Jamie Hince
    AGUA – Work On Paper, Wreck Center, Endorsements
    How the Computer gets the answer…
    Interactive Installation – Doubles
    World Superhero Registry
    REAL Heroes
    Bird Diapers
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    The first documented appearance of the word “nerd” is as the name of a creature in Dr. Seuss’s book If I Ran the Zoo (1950)
    Little Blue Pills Among the Ways CIA Wins Friends in Afghanistan
    Payment Processor Breach May Be Largest Ever
    A data breach last year at Princeton, N.J., payment processor Heartland Payment Systems may have compromised tens of millions of credit and debit card transactions, the company said today.
    30-pound marijuana brick delivered to wrong address by UPS
    Abandoned Amusement Parks in Asia
    List of defunct amusement parks
    Artificial Virginity Hymen
    The best response ever on People’s Court
    Henchman’s Helper
    Kenny Rogers  lookalike
    Sprite Stitch – A video game inspired cross stitch weblog
    Mike Tysons Punch-Out Scarf – DIY
    Awesome!
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    Skitch Hitchcock and Salt Creek Beach Crew Old School Skateboarding
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    Somali Pirates Unite Clans to Hijack The Man and Create Pirate Autonomous Zones

    Everyone loves frikkin’ Johnny Depp as the Keith Richards inspired pirate in those goddamn Disney films, but when it comes to REAL DEAL PIRATES, grimey Somalis with rusty RPGs, then you got the world shakin’ scared shitless, forkin’ over millions and shuttin’ their mouths in embarrassment, until they turn around and cry to the U.N…Boo-Hoo…It’s ghetto tax, bitches!

    The whole situation smells like the chickens comin’ home to roost. We can only shit on the third world for so long before we see global repercussions, these guys want nice clothes and shiny RPG’s just like us Westerners. We’re creatin’ robbin’ hoods who are becomin’ local legends.

    These pirates look pretty well funded ‘n crispy, compared to the others I’ve seen.

    “People in Garoowe, a town south of Boosaaso, describe a certain high-rolling pirate swagger. Flush with cash, the pirates drive the biggest cars, run many of the town’s businesses — like hotels — and throw the best parties, residents say. Fatuma Abdul Kadir said she went to a pirate wedding in July that lasted two days, with nonstop dancing and goat meat, and a band flown in from neighboring Djibouti.” – NYT

    “The pirates are sea savvy. They are fearless. They are rich and getting richer, with the latest high-tech gadgetry like handheld GPS units. And they are united. The immutable clan lines that have pitted Somalis against one another for decades are not a problem here. Several captured pirates interviewed in Boosaaso’s main jail said that they had recently crossed clan lines to open new, lucrative, multiclan franchises.” – NYT

    “The problem facing foreign navies’ efforts to interdict pirates, says Mwangura, is their failure to address both the anarchy that prevails in Somalia and grievances over illegal fishing and toxic-waste-dumping in their waters that has prompted many local fishermen to sign up with pirate crews.”

    ““All you need is three guys and a little boat, and the next day you’re millionaires,” said Abdullahi Omar Qawden, a former captain in Somalia’s long-defunct navy.” – NYT

    “The pirates are also sprinkled across thousands of square miles of water, from the Gulf of Aden, at the narrow doorway to the Red Sea, to the Kenyan border along the Indian Ocean. Even if the naval ships manage to catch pirates in the act, it is not clear what they can do. In September, a Danish warship captured 10 men suspected of being pirates cruising around the Gulf of Aden with rocket-propelled grenades and a long ladder. But after holding the suspects for nearly a week, the Danes concluded that they did not have jurisdiction to prosecute, so they dumped the pirates on a beach, minus their guns.”

    Able to transport two million barrels of oil, the Saudi-owned Sirius Star is one of the pirates’ latest seizures.

    “The pirates use fast-moving skiffs to pull alongside their prey and scamper on board with ladders or sometimes even rusty grappling hooks. Once on deck, they hold the crew at gunpoint until a ransom is paid, usually $1 million to $2 million. Negotiations for the Ukrainian freighter are still going on, and it is likely that because of all the publicity, the price for the ship could top $5 million.” – NYT

    “Various photographs of pirates in situ indicate that their weapons are predominantly AK47 assault rifles, RPG-7 rocket launchers and semi-automatic pistols. Additionally, given the particular origin of their weaponry, they are likely to have hand grenades such as the RGD-5.” – Wiki

    “In other well-known pirate dens, like Garoowe, Eyl, Hobyo and Xarardheere, pirates have become local celebrities.

    Said Farah, 32, a shopkeeper in Garoowe, said the pirates seemed to have money to burn.

    “If they see a good car that a guy is driving,” he said, “they say, ‘How much? If it’s 30 grand, take 40 and give me the key.’ ”

    Every time a seized ship tosses its anchor, it means a pirate shopping spree. Sheep, goats, water, fuel, rice, spaghetti, milk and cigarettes — the pirates buy all of this, in large quantities, from small towns up and down the Somali coast. Somalia’s seafaring thieves are not like the Barbary pirates, who terrorized European coastal towns hundreds of years ago and often turned their hostages into galley slaves chained to the oars. Somali pirates are known as relatively decent hosts, usually not beating their hostages and keeping them well-fed until payday comes.”

    The pirates holding the Ukrainian merchant ship Faina display the crew to the US Navy, which had insisted on verifying that the men were alive and well.

    “The package at the end of a parachute shown in U.S. Navy photographs floating gently down onto the deck of the Sirius Star last week held the key to securing the release of the captive Saudi supertanker: a ransom reported to be as much as $3 million in bank notes. A day later, the ship’s owners announced that the vessel held by Somali pirates since mid-November had been freed, and its crew members were all safe.”

    “In a bizarre twist of fate, however, most of the pirates didn’t get to enjoy their ill-gotten gains: according to the account by the Somali-based news site Somaliweyn Media Center, the pirates were “singing in colorful tone and exchanging some ridiculous words” while motoring back to shore in bad weather when one of their skiffs capsized. Five pirates are believed to have drowned; four survived but lost their booty. The body of one pirate washed up with a bag containing more than $150,000 in cash — a fortune by Somali standards. The pirates’ grim end even resulted in some small-scale redistribution of wealth: “Pastoralists traveling along the shore have slowly collected dollars floating on the surface of the sea, and some brought by the ebb tide to shore,” read the account on the Somaliweyn site. ”

    “There have been both positive and negative effects of the pirates’ economic success. Local residents have complained that the presence of so many armed men makes them feel insecure, and that their freespending ways cause wild fluctuations in the local exchange rate. Others fault them for excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages and khat.

    On the other hand, many other residents appreciate the rejuvenating effect that the pirates’ on-shore spending and re-stocking has had on their impoverished towns, a presence which has oftentimes provided jobs and opportunity when there were none. Entire hamlets have in the process been transformed into veritable boomtowns, with local shop owners and other residents using their gains to purchase items such as generators — allowing full days of electricity, once an unimaginable luxury.” –Wiki

    “Nobody, it seems, has a clear plan for how to tame Somalia’s unruly seas. Several fishermen along the Gulf of Aden talked about seeing barrels of toxic waste bobbing in the middle of the ocean. They spoke of clouds of dead fish floating nearby and rogue fishing trawlers sucking up not just fish and lobsters but also the coral and the plants that sustain them. It was abuses like these, several men said, that turned them from fishermen into pirates.” – NYT


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    Pirate Utopia Eyl

    “The pirate city of Eyl is Somalia’s only boomtown. In a country that has seen 14 provisional governments since 1991 — all of them corrupt — high-seas hijackings have been the best business in town, and may net upwards of $100 million this year.” – Fox News


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