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Meth Smurfing

  • A Longmont man is accused of pulling into a Burger King drive-through with his penis in his hand and asking a 24-year-old employee at the window if she would like to “handle his Whopper,” early today.
  • CVS, the largest operator of pharmacies in the United States, confessed back in October that it knowingly allowed crystal meth manufacturers to illegally buy large amounts of pseudoephedrine (PSE), an active ingredient used in the manufacture of methamphetamine. To avoid criminal prosecution, CVS officials agreed to pay the federal government a $75 million fine for narcotics violations, the largest cash money penalty in the 40-year history of the Controlled Substances Act.
  • Spokane police say a man walked into a Taco Bell restaurant at about 8:00 Monday evening, headed straight to the back of the kitchen, and without a word, locked himself inside a large walk-in cooler. Restaurant employees immediately called 911 and police arrived on scene just minutes later. It took police officers an estimated 15 minutes to dismantle the heavy door and pry it open – once inside, they found 42-year-old Richard Thomas dead. Officer Jennifer DeRuwe said there were no obvious signs of trauma. The man was dressed normally and it didn’t appear as if he had died of exposure.
  • According to Louisville Metro Police, a Wal-Mart loss prevention employee reportedly witnessed the couple stuffing a diaper bag and purse full of merchandise around 6:00 p.m. Monday with an infant in tow.

    When the employee confronted the couple, they fled the scene with about $1,300 in stolen items, leaving their 9-month-old infant behind. Kapetanious changed clothes, then came back for her child. The couple was apprehended about 400 yards from the store.

  • Patricia Day, lead singer of the HorrorPops, is suing Mattel and Hard Rock Cafe claiming they stole her likeness in the making of their special-edition Rockabilly Barbie.
  • According to Deputy Chief Marshall Segar, police were called to Shop Rite at 7:20 p.m. after receiving a complaint of a man exposing himself. Segar said Germaine was stopped as he attempted to drive away from the store. Segar said the vehicle contained “a rubber sex toy that resembled male genitalia, a ‘jock’ strap/athletic supporter and a zucchini wrapped in duct tape.”
  • All hail the nano-scientists. A group from the University of Texas, in Dallas, has developed a new technique using nanotubes that can spin yarns out of powders–specifically, powdered boron and magnesium. Though the research is in early stages, one of the coolest possible applications could be wearable power supplies.
  • The first ever vaccine for drug addiction has just been created. By combining a cocaine-like molecule with part of the common cold virus, you get a vaccine that turns the immune system against cocaine, keeping it away from the brain.
  • Some 15,000 gallons of animal fat poured into the channel through a storm drain on Tuesday after an onshore storage tank owned by agricultural company Jacob Sterns and Sons leaked 250,000 gallons of the greasy substance, Brahms said.
  • More than 25% of Kids and Teens in the U.S. Take Prescriptions on a Regular Basis
  • One of psychology’s most respected journals has agreed to publish a paper presenting what its author describes as strong evidence for extrasensory perception, the ability to sense future events.
    The decision may delight believers in so-called paranormal events, but it is already mortifying scientists. Advance copies of the paper, to be published this year in The Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, have circulated widely among psychological researchers in recent weeks and have generated a mixture of amusement and scorn.
  • He drinks his share of Merlot and hangs out with a crowd of influence peddlers in what’s known as Boehnerland. He’s a frequent flyer on corporate jets and successfully fought a ban on privately funded congressional travel in the 2007 ethics-reform bill. This election cycle alone, special interests have paid for him to take 40 trips worth $158,000. Just hours before his victory speech, he held court at his favorite Washington restaurant, Trattoria Alberto, with his 40 closest friends and advisers, the bulk of whom are corporate lobbyists.
  • A leftover nugget of good news from before the holiday: Congress passed legislation allowing for the creation of hundreds or thousands of new independent, community-based, non-commercial radio stations on American airwaves. Here’s to the “outdated” medium of AM/FM radio becoming a surprise bulwark against the trend of corporate media consolidation.
  • The dispute began after Taylor, who is white, used the phrase the “n” word during the 2007 staff meeting. She said participants at the burial had said the full word “at least a hundred times or more,” according to court records.

    “Does this mean we can finally say the word n-?” Burlington asked colleagues, according to depositions.

    Nicole Wolfe, a producer and one of the three African American employees among the nine people at the meeting, exclaimed: “I can’t believe you just said that!”

    Burlington told Taylor that although he did not necessarily expect her to use the word in her story, he thought that doing so gave the story more credence.

    Burlington says he used the word only once and approached several attendees after the meeting to explain himself. The Daily News account said he had used the word more than a dozen times.

  • The cable said Coca Cola distributor Joerg Hartmann informed embassy officials that trucks were stalled at the crossing if firms did not pay bribes, in a scheme largely run by a high-level Israeli official with the help of others, including two soldiers.

    “Hartmann also alleged that he has been asked to pay as much as 13,000 to 15,000 shekels ($2,889 to $3,333) per truckload, which includes a flat fee plus an additional two shekels per case charge, which is not recorded on the invoice,” the cable said.

  • The video, which we’ve included above, shows several officers confronting an unidentified man in a wheelchair who was allegedly wielding a knife and a chunk of concrete. The department claims the man stabbed an officer earlier and had begun slashing nearby car tires. Shortly after the civilian dropped the knife, officers shot twice, hitting the unidentified suspect in the groin. The victim did not appear to be confined to the wheelchair as officers began forcing him to the ground after being shot.

    A witness can be heard on the video saying, “What the fuck? That was unnecessary.”

    Two of the unidentified officers have been placed on administrative leave, according to radio station KQED.

    The shooting comes one week after officers shot and killed 46-year-old Vinh Bui in the city’s Portola neighborhood.

  • In the annals of modern justice, the Posada trial stands out as one of the most bizarre and disreputable of legal proceedings. The man identified by US intelligence reports as a mastermind of the midair destruction of a Cuban airliner—all seventy-three people on board were killed when the plane plunged into the sea off the coast of Barbados on October 6, 1976—and who publicly bragged about being behind a series of hotel bombings in Havana that killed an Italian businessman, Fabio Di Celmo, is being prosecuted for perjury and fraud, not murder and mayhem. The handling of his case during the Bush years became an international embarrassment and reflected poorly on the willingness and/or abilities of the Justice Department to prosecute crimes of terror when that terrorist was once an agent and ally of America. For the Obama administration, the verdict will carry significant implications for US credibility in the fight against terrorism, as well as for the future of US-Cuban relations.
  • The North Korean government’s official Twitter account has apparently been hacked, with the feed displaying a string of messages derogatory of leader Kim Jong-il and heir apparent Kim Jong-un, the South Korean Yonhap news agency has reported.

    The four most recent messages posted on Saturday morning accuse the ruling family of exploiting the North Korean people to enjoy luxurious lives and develop nuclear arms and missiles.

    One message called for an uprising to kill the Kims “with a sword”.

  • A new edition of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain is being released by NewSouth books with the text censored to remove the word “nigger” and replace it with “slave.” This galling decision has been done, claims Twain expert Alan Gribben, because, “Race matters in these books… It’s a matter of how you express that in the 21st century.”

    I think Mr. Gribben has confused the importance of history and literature with contemporary mores and marketing.

    Being a slave is a matter of current conditions. Being called a nigger is a matter of dehumanizing worldview. One could escape slavery. One could not escape the viral worldview that allowed it. To equate “slave” with “nigger” is to confuse a condition with a method. People were not called niggers because they were slaves. People were called slaves because they were controlled. People were called nigger because, in that worldview, they had no place, never did, and never should.

  • A member of parliament in Iceland who is also a former WikiLeaks volunteer says the US justice department has ordered Twitter to hand over her private messages.

    Birgitta Jonsdottir, an MP for the Movement in Iceland, said last night on Twitter that the “USA government wants to know about all my tweets and more since november 1st 2009. Do they realize I am a member of parliament in Iceland?”

    She said she was starting a legal fight to stop the US getting hold of her messages, after being told by Twitter that a subpoena had been issued. She wrote: “department of justice are requesting twitter to provide the info – I got 10 days to stop it via legal process before twitter hands it over.”

  • The U.S. Justice Department obtained a court order directing Twitter to turn over information about the accounts of activists with ties to Wikileaks, including an Icelandic politician, a legendary Dutch hacker, and a U.S. computer programmer.
  • Police found a black vibrator with gun powder and buck shot inside with cords attached to a trigger, a pink vibrator with the words “Merry X-mas B—-” written on it in black marker, and a cream-coloured vibrator. They also found cords, cables, a tool kit and a drill case with drill pieces inside.

    The women told police that Lester once let slip his plans to give one of his two ex-girlfriends a modified vibrator that would explode when he pulled the trigger.

  • Bite by bite, he tore through vinyl cruiser No. 2502, a 2006 Chevrolet Impala, exposing its fluffy filling, a sheriff’s report states. When he was done with the presumably not-so-tasty treat, he had done about $300 in damage, Deputy Mark Mitchell reported.
    Thanks Patrick Nybakken
  • President Obama is planning to hand the U.S. Commerce Department authority over a forthcoming cybersecurity effort to create an Internet ID for Americans, a White House official said here today.

    It’s “the absolute perfect spot in the U.S. government” to centralize efforts toward creating an “identity ecosystem” for the Internet, White House Cybersecurity Coordinator Howard Schmidt said.

    That news, first reported by CNET, effectively pushes the department to the forefront of the issue, beating out other potential candidates, including the National Security Agency and the Department of Homeland Security. The move also is likely to please privacy and civil-liberties groups that have raised concerns in the past over the dual roles of police and intelligence agencies.

  • The title of this post kind of says it all. As pointed out by blockzuck.com, you can block anyone on Facebook except CEO Mark Zuckerberg. If you try to do it (we did), you’ll get a message saying “General Block failed error: Block failed.”

    This kind of thing is funny, and adds a little personality to the site. But Facebook is getting way too big and culturally important for things like this to continue. In 2005 it was cool for Zuckerberg to have a business card that said “I’m CEO…Bitch.” And we can forgive early Facebook engineers from perusing confidential user data in their leisure time. But it’s time for this company to go through puberty and start acting more like a teenager than a fifth grader. If you want to block Zuckerberg, you should be able to block Zuckerberg.

  • I have been reading up on this strange chapter in the history of Donald Rumsfeld and have learned two things. One, the chemical additive aspartame is very potentially a cancer and brain tumor-causing substance that has no place in our food. And two, the reasons and means by which Rumsfeld helped get it approved are nefarious at best, criminal at worst. And by the way, that medal that Rumsfeld got back in 2004 was the Presidential Medal of Freedom, also awarded to Tommy Franks, George Tenet and that charming warrior L. Paul Bremer. Evidently, “Freedom” means the right to use your powerful friends in Washington to approve your company’s dangerous substance for human consumption and make a fat bonus on the way out the door. So how did aspartame become legal? And more importantly, if it had been rejected multiple times over fears of brain tumors and cancer, why?

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Electrical Ghosts
“Under these conditions on several different occasions I was able to obtain the formation of human and animal forms, which appeared in the magnetic field. At first these were only partial, but twice I succeeded in obtaining complete forms. They ALWAYS PRESENTED themselves in the sensitive field and near the variable point. Three photographic negatives, exceedingly clear and sharply defined, were obtained of these vibrational forms.”
When geeks and graffiti combine
Twitter Files: Nicki Minaj Sparks A Bonanza Of Boobz
Australia bans small tits and female ejaculation in porn
Thanks Vince Wilt
Fluid Sexuality: Female Ejaculation and Censorship in the UK
2010 Winter Olympics – The Highfliers – Photos by Ryan McGinley – The New York Times
Ludacris Rocks an aNYthing Shirt
Thanks Sebastian Demian
Smoking Adderall?
Shocking sculpture from the 1700s
These utterly extraordinary sculptures are the work of Franz Xaver Messerschmidt (1736-1783). Messerschmidt was German-Austrian, and sculpted the heads in 1770-72. At this time he suffered from delusions and hallucinations, or a “confusion in the head” as his employer, the Viennese Academy of Fine Arts, described it. In 1774, Messerschmidt was expelled from the academy.
Climate Crime: Phishing Scam Cripples European Emissions Trading
Mafia ‘sank ships of toxic waste’
Comic Book Ad Squirrel Monkeys from the Late 60’s/Early 70’s
” I grabbed it by its tail, and it came down on, starting literally up by my shoulder, like a drill press it landed on my arm, and every bite was breaking flesh. It was literally like an unsewing machine. It was literally unsewing my arm coming down, and I was pouring blood. I grabbed it by its neck with both my wrists, threw it back in the cage. It‚Äôs screaming like a scalded cat. I‚Äôm pouring blood. My friend‚Äôs laughing uncontrollably, and my father finally comes in the basement door and goes, ‚ÄòJeffery! What are you doing to that rabbit?‚Äô And I go, ‚ÄòIt‚Äôs not a rabbit, it‚Äôs a monkey, and it just bit the hell out of me.‚Äô”
Is It Safe to Drive While Stoned? Cannabis and Driving
Some scientists have suggested that the reason why stoned drivers do not crash more in laboratory simulations or road tests, even though they are clearly impaired, is because cannabis users tend to think they are more stoned than they really are, and do their best to compensate for it. In contrast, drunk drivers typically think they are less drunk than they really are. Given a dose of 7 mg THC (about a third of a joint), drivers rated themselves as impaired even though their driving performance was not. In contrast, at a blood alcohol concentration of 0.04% (slightly less than two cans of beer; half the legal limit in most US states), driving performance was impaired even though drivers rated themselves as fine.31 Cannabis smokers think they are driving badly when they are stoned and they also drive more cautiously.
Mister Sandman‚ Bring Me a Nightmare
Chuggo – Ah C’Mon Fuckin Guy
Green Screen Gangstaz. Thanks Patrick Nybakken.
Frozen Head Made Of Blood
Wheelchair In The Mosh Pit
All You`ve Ever Wanted To Know About Semen
THE TOILET MUG
French fry-coated hot dog
Axe Cop – Comic Written By 5 Yr Old, Drawn By 29 Yr Old
ROB HALFORD AND SCOTT TRAVIS MANAGE TO GET THROUGH AN ENTIRE CONVERSATION WITH JERSEY SHORE‚  SNOOKI WITHOUT PUNCHING HER IN THE FACE
Canadian Woman, 74, Extradited To U.S. On 30-Year-Old Pot Charge
Vancouver s experiment with helping addicts get high
In this one room, however, the drugs are legal. Insite is the only government-sanctioned supervised injection site in North America. Opened in 2003 with money from Vancouver s health authority and federal grants, Insite was initially given a three-year exemption to Canada s Controlled Substances Act. The facility is operated by a nonprofit social services organization called the Portland Hotel Society. Addicts arrive with drugs scored on the streets and inject them in a supervised environment, 18 hours a day, 365 days a year. A counter was laden with clean needles, sterile water, cookers, filters, tourniquets, alcohol swabs, condoms. The database includes more than 2,000 users, identified only by code NAMEs, and an average day will see 645 injections. There are always two staffers and two nurses on duty, standing by with oxygen masks and syringes of the overdose drug naloxone. To date they have intervened in more than a thousand overdoses without a single death.
Illinois Cop Used Squad Car To Deliver Pot
Joe Simon and Jack Kirby Take on the Nefarious Menace of the Marijuana!
“I killed ’em all!! When I don’t get a reefer, I go crazy…. crazy!”
Feds Won’t Study Pot’s Benefits, Only ‘Negative Consequences’
One federal agency controls all the marijuana research done in the United States. And that agency has just admitted that it won’t fund research into the benefits of marijuana — only the supposed “negative consequences.”
Degenerate Art: The Art and Culture of Glass Pipes
NASA Cocaine: Cocaine found at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center
Is Meow Meow the new Ecstasy?
Meow Meow (mephedrone) is easily, and legally, bought over the internet where it is often advertised as plant feed. When taken as a tablet, or snorted as a powder, it gives a similar high to Ecstasy and abuse has taken off in the UK over the past couple of years.
Amazed and Confused: The Best Fictional Drugs on TV
1978 Crazy Bootleg Star Wars Tuna Commercial
Famous Literary Drunks & Addicts
Secret Life of Mushrooms: Huautla de Jimenez Trailer
IGrow Superstore of weed
Pot haze invites raid on Nelson bus
The strong odor of marijuana wafting from the window of a Willie Nelson tour bus led to six members of the country singer’s entourage getting busted in Duplin County for possession of marijuana and three-fourths of a quart of moonshine, law enforcement officials said.
Actor Rip Torn arrested, charged with breaking into local bank with loaded gun
What feds might do to counter states legalizing pot
You end up punishing people for non-existent offenses, and create a perverse system of incentives. For example, if someone smoked pot yesterday and wants to drive today, from a legal perspective they might as well toke up right before driving. Either way, if caught, it’s considered drugged driving. The people most likely to be deterred by “per se” standards are those who would have been responsible anyway. It’s touted as a way to increase driving safety, but it does no such thing.
Pa. Man Accused of Burning Puppy in Front of Kids
Thanks Patrick Nybakken
25 ACTION FIGURE CARD BACKS FROM THE 1980s
‘Antiquities Theft in Israel’ exhibition robbed
An Israeli exhibition celebrating antiquities which have been recovered from thieves has been robbed of artefacts including a silver ring once worn by Alexander the Great.
Houston Homes Used For Torture
“…Smugglers would routinely beat the illegal immigrants, would force them to strip naked, would force men to have sex with each other and would only feed the group once a week.”
Historical Erotica Gallery
Sura Ionospheric Heating Facility
Russia’s version of HAARP
Sugar Frosted Cereal Museum [1939-1989]
WEIRD ADVERTISING CHARACTERS
Raiders of The Lost Snacks
Thanks Billoney
Danny McBride on Ecstasy: ‘Eastbound & Down’
Somali pirates fight over record ransom
Owners of a Greek-flagged oil tanker dropped a record ransom payment of $5.5 million to $7 million on the deck of the ship today, prompting Somali pirates to release the Maran Centaurus.
One of the Most Common Chemicals Used in Modern Life Is Now Being Seen as a Health Threat
The Guantnamo Suicides: A Camp Delta sergeant blows the whistle
Experts: Sitting too much could be deadly
Bugatti Veyron Lake Crash– Original Video- 1st hand account
$1.5 million down the toilet!
How To Survive An Atomic Blast
Couch Dance – Two Inches From Your Nose!
NJ – NSFW
Haiti Earthquake Conspiracy, HAARP, EISCAT Experiments on January 12, 2010
Obama Supports $675K File Sharing Verdict
The Obama administration is backing $675,000 in damages a Massachusetts student must pay the Recording Industry Association of America for file sharing 30 songs.
FBI got 2,000 phone records with fake terrorism emergencies
The Federal Bureau of Investigation used false terrorism emergencies to illegally collect more than 2,000 phone records between 2002 and 2006.
Susan Boyle Relaxes At Home (NSFW)
Japanese Furry Rape Porn – NSFW
Pedobear Collection
Gamer Girls – Video Game Community, Player Profiles, FPS, MMORPG, RPG
Car kills 104-year-old strongman
A legendary, 104-year-old former Coney Island strongman survived shrapnel wounds from World War II, bent a quarter with his bare hands on his last birthday and still walked more than three miles each day — only to be killed crossing a street in Brooklyn yesterday.
Donkey Kong Kunle
City Questions Circumcision Ritual After Baby Dies
The practice is known as oral suction, or in Hebrew, metzitzah b’peh: after removing the foreskin of the penis, the practitioner, or mohel, sucks the blood from the wound to clean it.It became a health issue after a boy in Staten Island and twins in Brooklyn, circumcised by the same mohel in 2003 and 2004, contracted Type-1 herpes. Most adults carry the disease, which causes the common cold sore, but it can be life-threatening for infants. One of the twins died.
CATHOLIC ENCYCLOPEDIA: Relics
Rasputin’s penis
One woman confessed that the first time she made love to him her orgasm was so violent that she fainted. Perhaps his potency as a lover also had a physical explanation. Rasputin’s assassin and alleged homosexual lover, Felix Yusopov, claimed that his prowess was explained by a large wart strategically situated on his penis, which was of exceptional size.
Hitler Escaped!
It’s reported now that in 1940 the Nazis started to amass tractors, planes, sledges, gliders, and all sorts of machinery and materials IN THE SOUTH POLAR REGIONS — that for the next 4 years Nazi technicians built, on an almost unknown CONTINENT, Antarctica, the Fuhrer’s SHANGRILA — a new Berchtesgaden.” The report says they scooped out an entire mountain, built a new refuge completely camouflaged — a magic mountain hide-a-way.
Did Hitler have only one testicle?
Holy Prepuce
Who stole Jesus’ foreskin?
Did the Vatican steal Jesus’ foreskin so people would shut up about the savior’s penis?
Searching for Christianity’s most sensitive remnant
The quest for Jesus’ foreskin
The Golden Age of Gang Graffiti
Such awesome handstyles! Young ‘uns take note.
With Rent Woes, Ray’s Candy Store Faces Threat of Padlock
SAVE RAY’S!
Paul Tronson Archangel Grimoire
“This is by far, the single most stunningly beautiful book I have ever seen, that was related to magic.”
Free Graffiti Creator – Graffiti Text Generator
Need some letters? So Toy!
Vintage Sleaze Themes — Drugs
Porn Video Games for thr Atari 2600: MYSTIQUE PRESENTS SWEDISH EROTICA
African Barber Signs | Ghana
Papier Mache Carnival Masks
Top 10 Westerns, if you ask the French
You can be a Cop!  Awful Library Books
Pat Robertson on the Haiti earthquake: “[The people of Haiti] got together and swore a pact to the devil.”
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Swarovski Crystal Vajazzle
So we’re just gonna come right out and say it: Jennifer Love Hewitt has been vajazzled.For those unaware of the practice, it’s like bedazzling your lady parts with stick-on Swarovski crystals.
Pubic Hair Dye
Get ready for “My New Pink Button” – It’s lipstick, but not for the lips on your face.
Now there’s My New Pink Button ‚Äì a dye for your ladyparts. “Designed by a female certified Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own genital color loss,” the product comes in four tantalizing colors: Audry, Bettie, Ginger and Marilyn — and will set you back $29.95. With the promise of “restoring sexual confidence to women everywhere!” My New Pink Button lasts 48-72 hours (or, in sex terms, one lost weekend) and is as “easy as 1-2-3!” to apply. Why should dolling up your vagina be just for your pubes?
Hypnoheist: More Than Just an Urban Legend?
Stop Suffering from Female Weakness, Backache, Stomach Trouble, Constipation, Nervousness, Headache, Rupture
Porn Star Erica Boyer Killed in Traffic Accident
Comics: Kirby and Severin in Not Brand Echh
Illinois soldier held in Afghanistan over child porn charges
The pictures show the child in a swimsuit playing a wading pool and sitting on a truck. In one, the girl is wearing a swim suit and part of her buttocks are exposed.
Woman finds stranger’s tooth in candy bar
Spanish lawmaker’s photo used for bin Laden poster
Russian hackers jam traffic with porn video
Traffic jerked to a standstill as rubbernecking motorists ogled a pornographic clip posted by hackers on big-screen video billboards in Moscow, Russian news agencies reported on Friday.
Pakistani couple charged with ‘occult killing’ of baby
A couple in the southern Pakistani city of Karachi have been charged with murdering their baby daughter as part of an alleged “black magic” ritual.
Suspect’s release ordered in Tiger Woods ‘unfaithful’ Gatorade case
Kay told 9Wants to Know investigators earlier this week he altered Gatorade labels as a “pop art” project. Kay has been accused of violating three federal codes that prohibit product tampering.9NEWS first reported the bootleg bottles of Gatorade, featuring black-and-white labels with a photo of Tiger Woods and his wife Elin, and the word “unfaithful,” after they began appearing in Denver stores on Saturday.
That won’t help get your daughter back: Courtney Love unveils new tattoo collection
Adding up the explanations for ACTA’s “shameful secret”
Why is an intellectual property treaty being negotiated in the name of the US public kept quiet as a matter of national security and treated as “some shameful secret”?Solid information on the Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement (ACTA) has been hard to come by, but Google on Monday hosted a panel discussion on ACTA at its DC offices. Much of the discussion focused on transparency, and why there’s so little of it on ACTA, even from an administration that has made transparency one of its key goals.
Drunk Girl: Throwing Up … ¬† ¬† ¬†
The Demolition of the World Trade Center
Rockcafe Halford
The only Rob Halford-themed, heavy metal, not-gay bar in East Berlin.
I breastfeed my dog
Thanks Carlen Altman
Two Girls One Cyst Video
No matter where you stand on the current health care controversy, we can all agree on one thing: amateur surgery is gross.
Modified Mobile Phone Runs on Coca-Cola
Thanks Patrick Nybakken
Super Sperm
Thanks Billoney
Legends of the Dogon
Eye Tattoos Become Newest Trend In Prisons (VIDEO)
…but two prisoners have opened our eyes to the newest self-mutilating trend: eye tattoos that change the sclera to be blue or even red.When asked why he would do this to himself, David Boltjes (whose eyes are red) poetically remarked, “You can’t ask why…the real question is why not,” and his fellow inmate, blue-eyed Paul Inman explained that now, no one in the world would have the same color peepers as he has. Neither man would say how they managed to color their eyeballs, but both concurred it was extremely painful. Thanks Sarah Herse
The Year on Drugs 2009: The Top Ten US Domestic Drug Policy Stories
Adultery for heroin users
A list of ingredients found by chemical analysis that have been used to cut street heroin sold in New York City from 1991 to 1996.
Erowid Cocaine Vaults : Cocaine Adulterated with Levamisole on the Rise
One theory is that levamisole or other adulterants boost the effects of cocaine, permitting material to pass for higher-quality product despite additional cuts made down the line. Another theory is that levamisole or other adulterants are added as chemical signatures used to track distribution of material.[Fucci 2007] It may be that levamisole has been used because it has similar solubility properties to cocaine and therefore is difficult to remove and has not previously been considered a serious health hazard. As of October 1, 2009, there is no definitive answer as to why it is used as a cocaine adulterant.
What’s a Cancer Drug Doing in Cocaine?
Most cocaine diluted with unsafe livestock drug
Most cocaine coming into the United States has been diluted with a veterinary drug that is used to deworm horses and other animals but can cause severe illness and death in humans, public health experts say.
Face2Face System (Sale: $2,995)
Face2Face system has been developed to fight the Methamphetamine epidemic by showing people at risk how their faces will look like in 6 months, 1 year and 3 years after using meth.
Apple Valley teen faces charges after selling candy to undercover officer; passed off Skittles as ecstasy
New mechanism underlying cocaine addiction discovered
These epigenetic changes in the brain’s pleasure circuits, which are also the first impacted by chronic cocaine exposure, likely contribute to an acquired preference for cocaine.
Gumby on acid
Art Clokey (RIP) creator of Gumby describes his experience.
My kind of after-school program!
How To Hack an ATM Part II
Crazy Mars Photos
SUPER MARKETING: Ads from the comic books
Mind Hacks: The case of the haunted scrotum
On CT scanning of the abdomen and pelvis, the right testis was not identified but the left side of the scrotum seemed to be occupied by a screaming ghostlike apparition
2010: Living In the Future | the book
Naked rambler could spend rest of life behind bars
Stephen Gough was arrested seconds after he was released from Perth Prison in December after he walked out of the gates with no clothes on.
Boston police fight cellphone recordings
Witnesses taking audio of officers arrested, charged with illegal surveillance
Fake marijuana under real fire in Topeka
Privacy World – Home of your Personal and Financial Privacy Needs!
Sky Creatures and Etheric Critters: A Quick and Dirty Intro
Top 10 Most Audacious Shootouts in US History
Planning for the unthinkable
The implications are even more profound. Schwartz says that where today people typically spend anywhere between 15 and 25 per cent of their income on food, it could go as high as 40 or 50 per cent, should the food crisis hit. That means that people will likely have to cut their spending on holidays or consumer goods.
It’s true: all the taken men are best
A new study provides evidence for what many have long suspected: that single women are much keener on pursuing a man who’s already taken than a singleton.
Minimum Wage Machine
The minimum wage machine allows anybody to work for minimum wage. Turning the crank will yield one penny every 5.04 seconds, for $7.15 an hour (NY state minimum wage). If the participant stops turning the crank, they stop receiving money.
Conversations About The Internet #5: Anonymous Facebook Employee
Star Wars Burlesque: Tatooine-Styled Shenanigans at the Bordello
Warren Beatty Slept With Almost 13,000 Women
God Hates “Lady” Gaga
1975 Kojak Pops
Landlords Cycling Book Commercial
Art Clokey dies at 88; creator of Gumby
How to Brew a Good Cup of Coffee
Web 2.0 Suicide Machine – Meet your Real Neighbours again! – Sign out forever!
Some Soda Fountains Contain Fecal Bacteria
Hong Kong acid attack leads to arrest
More than 100 people have been injured since December 2008 in similar attacks in which bottles of acid were dropped from buildings in a pedestrian zone.
Pitbull Sodomizes 2 Year Old
New Jersey Legislature Approves Medical Marijuana Bill
Dirty Jerzzzzzz! Thanks Billoney
China rewards online porn surfer
“It is because of the influence of pornography on the internet that I was only able to go to junior college.”Thanks Nico Dios.
From Neu! To Kraftwerk: Football, Motorik And The Pulse Of Modernity
Mexican government says Starbucks owes for using pre-Hispanic images on coffee mugs
The mugs show images of the Aztec calendar stone and the Pyramid of the Moon from the pre-Aztec ruins of Teotihuacan, near Mexico City.
Origins of the Moonwalk
Thanks Va$htie
New airport scanners break child porn laws
How do I get a job mannin’ one of these? No pedo!
Intervention: Christy
Coroner: Self-help course led to suicide
The G-spot ‘doesn’t appear to exist’, say researchers
Their study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine is the biggest yet, involving 1,800 women, and it found no proof.The King’s College London team believe the G-spot may be a figment of women’s imagination, encouraged by magazines and sex therapists.
Florida Keys cops leave ransom note for pot, nab suspected grower
After a citizen’s tip led undercover detectives to six large marijuana plants growing in a wooded lot in the Keys, police half-jokingly left a phone number and ransom note.“Thanks for the grow! You want them back? Call for the price . . . We’ll talk.”Ten minutes later, the phone rang. Steven Locascio, 48, negotiated $200 to get his six-foot-tall plants back and arranged a meeting place.
Haley Paige at AVN 2006 in Las Vegas
Scroll down and read comments from her father about her tragic death.
Inkyo Hwang (38) committed suicide a month after his pornstar wife Haley Paige (25) overdosed
DOSH – Vital information for workers and employers in the adult film industry
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Crack pipe not included.
Chasey Lain Needs Help ¬´ Porn Stars: Where are they now?
This is what 15 years of the porn industry can do to people. Kids please stay off drugs. It is a dead end street.
Oh, the Horror! Why Skeptics Should Embrace the Supernatural on Television
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Moon hole might be suitable for colony
Bumfucked Hillbilly Backwoods Gear
Thanks Sara F Lee
Public Image Ltd – Flowers of Romance
FACESITTING FANTASIES . FACESITTING GALLERIES. SITTING ON FACE 3D ARTWORK
Grand Guignol Online
As used today, the term ‘Grand Guignol’ (pronounced Grahn Geen-yol’) refers to any dramatic entertainment that deals with macabre subject matter and features ‚Äúover-the-top‚Äù graphic violence. It is derived from Le Theatre du Grand Guignol, the name of the Parisian theatre that horrified audiences for over sixty years.
Grand Guignol
Le Laboratoire des Hallucinations, by Andr√© de Lorde: When a doctor finds his wife’s lover in his operating room, he performs a graphic brain surgery rendering the adulterer a hallucinating semi-zombie. Now insane, the lover/patient hammers a chisel into the doctor’s brain.Un Crime dans une Maison de Fous, by Andr√© de Lorde: Two hags in an insane asylum use scissors to blind a young, pretty fellow inmate out of jealousy. L’Horrible Passion, by Andr√© de Lorde: A nanny strangles the children in her care.
What’s the story on the Grand Guignol, the original shock theater?
Two brothers have an orgy with two prostitutes at a lighthouse. The lighthouse beacon goes out and one of the brothers realizes a boat containing their mother is heading toward the rocks. But the drunken lighthouse keeper has locked the beacon door. The brother goes nuts, blames everything on an earlier blasphemy by one of the hookers, slits her throat, and throws her out the window. “The boat with the men’s mother crashes against the rocks,” Gordon says. “In a religious frenzy, the [brothers] decide to burn [the other prostitute] to death. After pouring gasoline on her, they incinerate her and pray.” The end.
You can shave the baby!
Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight
The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.
Wrestling midgets killed by fake hookers
Ex-Homeland Security chief head said to abuse public trust by touting body scanners
Since the attempted bombing of a U.S. airliner on Christmas Day, former Homeland Security secretary Michael Chertoff has given dozens of media interviews touting the need for the federal government to buy more full-body scanners for airports.What he has made little mention of is that the Chertoff Group, his security consulting agency, includes a client that manufactures the machines. The relationship drew attention after Chertoff disclosed it on a CNN program Wednesday, in response to a question.
Murderer wrote ‘you dead dog’ on grave
“After Emma Barrett and her lover murdered her ex-boyfriend, she wrote “you’re dead, you dead dog” in the concrete shovelled over his body.” Thanks Petey.
Heroin for dummies
The city spent $32,000 on 70,000 fliers that tell you how to shoot heroin, complete with detailed tips on prepping the dope and injecting it into your arm.
Kevin Connolly takes Chloe Sevigny on a date
Keep it HBO…haaaah!
Bodegas, barbershops dealing sweet liquor punch ‘Nutcrackers’ to city teens
“Kevin, 20, a marijuana addict at Odyssey House, said, “Nutcrackers are the new liquid loosies [loose cigarettes].”
Russia wants U.S. surge on Afghan drugs
Some say the vast poppy fields are the real killers from Afghanistan. U.S. forces patrol some of them, but these days the fields are rarely destroyed – it’s seen as counterproductive, driving farmers into the arms of the Taliban.But to many, the carnage caused by the heroin from these crops – which has increased dramatically since the Taliban were overthrown – is far worse than any roadside bomb.
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Facebook Absolutely Demolishing MySpace in the Sex Offender Demographic
One-legged hostage taker apprehended
Police had tried to negotiate with the man in a wheelchair who reportedly demanded a pizza as part of his terms. Thanks Patrick Nybakken.
Either Mark Zuckerberg got a whole lot less private or Facebook’s CEO doesn’t understand the company’s new privacy settings
USDA Classifies PETA as a Terrorist Threat
The USDA has just released a new security profile form (pdf), which it distributes to animal experimentation facilities. The form reveals that PETA has been classified as a terrorist threat by the US government–potentially opening up its members to prosecution as terrorists. According to Green is the New Red, an eco-activist rights website, the document was given to all facilities that conduct experiments on animals. They were asked to disclose whether they were the target of attacks or harassment from a list of terrorist groups–one of which, evidently, is PETA.
Design the Next NYC Condom Package!
Design a Condom Wrapper, City Asks
If you have ever wanted to put your personal imprint on that most personal of items, here is your chance, thanks to New York City. On Tuesday, the Department of Health and Mental Hygiene, which unveiled the city’s highly popular first official condom on Valentine’s Day 2007 and followed it up with a redesign a year later, invited New Yorkers to submit designs for a “special, limited-edition” New York City condom wrapper that will be unveiled in the fall.
Sir your head is shaped like a penis
Why Men Fake Orgasms
The exact percentage of men who fake orgasms varies depending on the source. The ABC News Primetime Live Poll: The American Sex Survey (2004) reported that eleven percent of men surveyed said they had faked orgasms. A study by Muehlenhard and Shippee of students at the University of Kansas (2009) found that as many as twenty-five percent of men surveyed reported that they faked orgasms on occasion.
CREW UNVEILS ITS LIST OF TOP TEN ETHICS SCANDALS OF 2009 | Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington
29% of Americans say religion ‘out of date’
A Gallup poll of Americans’ attitudes towards religion released on Christmas Eve found significant recent increases in those responding either that they have no religious preference, that religion is not very important in their lives, or that they believe religion “is largely old-fashioned or out of date.”
The Man Who Conned The Pentagon
Porn for the Blind
Thanks Carlen Altman
U.N. Report Says Counterterrorism Measures ‘Risk Unduly Penalizing Transgender Persons’
“Enhanced immigration controls that focus attention on male bombers who may be dressing as females to avoid scrutiny make transgender persons susceptible to increased harassment and suspicion.”
IGGY POP of the Stooges, on being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
“Am I still cool? Or is that over now?”
Climate summit most chaotic show on earth
“I can’t remember an occasion when more people of power and influence came together on a more important issue and went away with so little to show for it.”
Hot Boots!!! A community of men into BOOTS !
Thanks Carlen Altman
An E-Book Buyer’s Guide to Privacy
Unfortunately, e-reader technology also presents significant new threats to reader privacy. E-readers possess the ability to report back substantial information about their users’ reading habits and locations to the corporations that sell them. And yet none of the major e-reader manufacturers have explained to consumers in clear unequivocal language what data is being collected about them and why.
Why Sex With Robots is Always Wrong: The Impending Demise of the Human Species
You sent me your pics
You sent me your pics is a blog of all the pictures that are sent to me by girls throught emails or chat. None of them were found on the web though some of them must be fakes. This blog aims to show that anyone can send you pictures of them just after a few chats or emails. Enjoy
End Of Term Naked Party!
Dear Alex & Annie 1979
Duck Boner Video
MICRO-FLUFF
The Case Against Ball Lightning
FBI releases files on Michael Jackson involving child-molestation charges
Delaware Pediatrician Charged With Raping Patients
Court documents say that during those searches, the police seized at least six cameras, 100 DVDs and VHS tapes, dozens of reel-to-reel films and a small computer data storage device that contained videos of multiple forced sexual acts with child patients — including intercourse, oral sex and fondling.Several of the videos, court documents say, show the doctor, in blue scrubs, yelling orders at the toddlers, some of whom are crying or trying to run away. In one video, Dr. Bradley has a “violently enraged” expression on his face, the court papers say.
Police bomb squad in Richmond blows up pot bong
It turns out it was a pipe, but not a pipe bomb. Police now think it was a marijuana bong left behind by some taggers who were seen vandalizing the house and a car at about 6 pm
Cognitive Commodities in the Neuro Marketplace
For instance, the same neurostim device that uses electric impulses from a brain implant to treat people with Parkinson‘s Disease can be tweaked by a few millimeters and pulse rates to make cocaine addicts feel like they are high all the time. Neurostim isn‘t a cheap commodity yet, but in the future it could be.
How One Odd Duck Says ‘No’ to Sex
“In species where forced copulation is common, males have evolved longer penises, but females have coevolved convoluted vaginas with dead-end cul-de-sacs and spirals in the opposite direction of the male penis,” said lead researcher Patricia Brennan of Yale University. “This coevolution results from conflict between the sexes over who is going to control fertilization.”
Eighth-graders charged in sex incident in classroom
Clown and Santa sentenced for child porn
“Downtown the Clown”
Santa Spanks Naughty Girl
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Christmas with Hitler
OMG, Secret Nazi Santa!
RIGHTEOUS MAN CARTOONS
Internet Predator PSA
Gary Gygax Dies, Goes To Hell
D&D is called a “Role Playing Gaime” because players are encouraged to consider-alternative lifestyles, particularly gender-swapping. Men may play as women, and women play as men, having ‘adventures’ which quickly degrade into sex-orgies.Dungeon-Masters encourage players to ‘act’ their part as much as possible. Most gaming sessions will involve nudity and copious actual or simulated gay-sex.
Nibiru and the Anunnaki – Planet X Video
Photographic Evidence that Barack Obama is a Human/Reptilian Hybrid
The Inner Child Healer Pendant (an Orgone Protective Pendant)
It Never RAINS but it Pours: Reporting on the Satan Hunters
She knows it is a myth because she herself suffered, back in the 1940s and 1950s when she was a small child, and the hands of an inter-generational, multi-perpetrator cult, actually at least five cults who were conspiring together. These included: a Satanic Cabal hiding under the cover of a Fundamentalist church; a Dionysiac group (who had survived underground ever since the days of ancient Rome) who “specialise in political manipulation through crime and blackmail”; a feminist Pagan coven; a youth gang who used Satanic imagery; and military mind-control experts who were affiliated with the Masons.
Lil Wayne detained in Texas after marijuana found on tour buses
Wow.
Jewish Curls
Thanks Carlen Altman
Video: Police hunt supermarket bottom sniffer
Police are hunting a man who carried out what they describe as ‘bizarre’ sexual assaults after he repeatedly knelt behind a shelf stacker to smell his behind.Thanks Patrick Nybakken
Buju Banton faces drug conspiracy charges
Buju Banton, the Jamaican reggae star whose anti-gay lyrics have drawn international criticism, is in a federal lockup in Miami, facing drug conspiracy charges.Drug Enforcement Administration agents say Banton, real name Mark Anthony Myrie, has been in custody since Thursday and will soon be transferred to Tampa, where the U.S. Attorney is charging him with conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute more than five kilos of cocaine.
Bonkers Institute: Marvelous Mental Medicine Show ~ Vintage Drug Ads
William S. Burroughs -The Junky’s Christmas
Seven Stoner Christmas Songs
Lil Wayne’s Miami apartment scares off potential buyers because of marijuana smell
Brazen OxyContin Robber Appears Unstoppable
Genie/Djinn Guide
Ages of consent in North America
A Handy Guide. 0;-P
The World’s Longest Toilet Queue
The NEW version of ‘Hands Across America’.
No Toilet, No Bride – No Woman, No Cry
About 665 million people in India — about half the population — lack access to latrines. But since a “No Toilet, No Bride” campaign started about two years ago, 1.4 million toilets have been built here in the northern state of Haryana, some with government funds, according to the state’s health department.
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FARMERS in southern Taiwan have started to potty-train their pigs in response to a planned water pollution fee.
Funny Early Photos of Metallica, Slayer, Anthrax, Marilyn Manson, Dio, Lemmy
Thanks Billoney
DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico
Best Sex Offender Name
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Drug money saved banks in global crisis, claims UN advisor
Antonio Maria Costa, head of the UN Office on Drugs and Crime, said he has seen evidence that the proceeds of organised crime were “the only liquid investment capital” available to some banks on the brink of collapse last year. He said that a majority of the $352bn (¬£216bn) of drugs profits was absorbed into the economic system as a result.
Mission Mind Control (1979) ABC Special
Uncovering government agencies (especially the CIA) that secretly tested the effects of LSD on humans.
Ever had your shit pushed in?
Towards 2013
Spreading fear is totally irresponsible at this point. A lot of us pay lip service to the idea of indirect manifestation through thought or will, and if any version of that is true then we’ve really got to start visualizing some more inspiring outcomes posthaste. Even if you think that junk is bunk you know that despairing people solve no problems. Without hope we’re hopeless. I feel that it is my sacred duty to help raise morale on this spaceship until it’s big enough to fend for itself. I, for one, think we’ve got a fighting chance. Call me an optimist. Maybe I’m just too cowardly to encompass the possibility of failure. In any event I’m a devoted fan of sentient life in general and I intend to go down rooting for the home team. Go humans! Forward escape! The curtain is up and the enemy’s gate is down. Damn the torpedoes and never tell me the odds.
How A Stupid Facebook Game Makes Zynga Millions
How is it possible that Facebook gamesmaker Zynga will turn in 2009 revenues approaching a reported $250 million — making 90% of its money selling gamers nothing but virtual goods?
Is the Mossad Too Obsessed With Iran?
The Israeli government’s single-minded focus on Tehran has caused friction with the Obama administration, which is seeking to engage Iran and to promote a deal with the Palestinians. Publicly there is no rift: Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu says he supports efforts to halt Iran’s nuclear program diplomatically, as long as harsh sanctions are imposed if no progress is shown. But the threat of a unilateral Israeli attack remains on the table‚Äîand while that threat may give the Americans leverage in talks with Tehran, an actual attack might well invite Iranian retaliation against U.S. forces in the Middle East and South Asia.
HOLE IN THE HEAD GANG
“Joey was ready to try the operation for a third time. With Amanda present, he followed the old groove, trying to break through the thin layer of bone that was left. Proving the Doctors wrong, when he broke through he found not death but “An ominous sounding schlurp and the sound of bubbling.” Upon withdrawing the trepan, there was a piece of bone in it, but it was apparent that the cut had been uneven, and that part of the bone had snapped off. “At the time I thought that any hole would do, no matter what size. I bandaged my head and cleared away the mess.”
Trepanation
This weekend I had a hole drilled through my skull. I read that this increased one‚Äôs consciousness permanently. I read about the supposed de-conditioning properties. I read about more parts of the brain working simultaneously as there would be more blood up there to help this happen. The arguments for it all seemed to be quite lengthy, quite detailed, thought out and researched, and very intelligent. The arguments against it were based solely on the opinion that it is ‚Äòcrazy‚Äô and talk like, “What‚Äôs more conscious than conscious?”. I heard from an acquaintance on telephone that she was glad she had done it, felt more mental energy, and had days of brilliance. I came to believe that the key to a permanent consciousness increase was a hole in the skull, to restore the full brain pulsation of infancy.
Skeptic’s Annotated Bible / Quran / Book of Mormon
Are Americans a Broken People? Why We’ve Stopped Fighting Back Against the Forces of Oppression
U.S. citizens do not actively protest obvious injustices for the same reasons that people cannot leave their abusive spouses: They feel helpless to effect change. The more we don’t act, the weaker we get. And ultimately to deal with the painful humiliation over inaction in the face of an oppressor, we move to shut-down mode and use escape strategies such as depression, substance abuse, and other diversions, which further keep us from acting. This is the vicious cycle of all abuse syndromes.
There’s More to Sex Than a Cum Shot to the Face: What Men Should Unlearn from Hardcore Porn
How not to make love like a porn star
Hey, guys: Are adult films making you bad at sex?
Health Insurers Caught Paying Facebook Gamers Virtual Currency To Oppose Reform Bill
Paying people to act like political supporters is called “astroturfing,” because its fake grass-roots campaigning. So maybe this should be called Virtual astroturfing. Virtual-turfing? Astroturfing 2.0?
Effects of 6-10 Hz ELF on Brain Waves
Krampus
“Krampus is a mythical creature who accompanies Saint Nicholas in various regions of the world during the Christmas season. The word Krampus originates from the Old High German word for claw (Krampen). In the Alpine regions, Krampus is represented by an incubus-like creature. While Saint Nicholas gives gifts to good children, the Krampus warns and punishes bad children. Traditionally, young men dress up as the Krampus in the first two weeks of December, particularly in the evening of December 5, and roam the streets frightening children and women with rusty chains and bells. In some rural areas the tradition also includes birching by Krampus, especially of young girls.” Thanks Rob Kiley
Clown Ministry
Thanks Patrick Nybakken
Chefs on Drugs
Could The HAARP Project Be For Mind Control? by Nicholas Jones
Method and Apparatus for Shielding a Person from the Polluting Effects of Extremely Low Frequency (ELF) Magnetic Waves, and all Other Environmental Electromagnetic Emissions
Bronx Build-A-Bear toys stuffed with millions in heroin
JuggaloFaith – Juggalos 4 Jesus!
“Truth is we follow God, we’ve always been behind him, the Carnival is God, may all the juggalos find him.”
DJs Mavado, Vybz Kartel pledge to end lyrical feud
Dancehall stars Mavado and Vybz Kartel have given the Government a commitment to end their lyrical feud, which has spilled over into violent clashes on the nation’s streets.The two are leaders of the groups known as Gaza and Gully and their supporters have been at odds since 2006. Yesterday, the dancehall stars used a meeting with three government ministers at the Office of the Prime Minister (OPM) to announce an end to the derogatory lyrics they have traded, while calling on their supporters to end the fuss.
Minor Threat Drummer Sells Test Pressing for Nearly $6,000
Loud bass music ‘killed student’ Tom Reid
He told her: ‘My heart feels funny. I think the bass is affecting me. Oh God, I feel very weird. My heart is beating so fast.’
Fantasy Artist Frank Frazetta’s son ‘in museum theft’
The son of renowned American fantasy artist Frank Frazetta, has been charged with trying to steal paintings worth $20m (¬£12m) from his father’s museum.
Saratoga Springs police officer sprayed, sickened with LSD while making arrest
Creepy Creeper!
What was it she actually climbed down from?A – It is a storage loft/area in the apartment. It has no connection to any outside ventilation or anything of that such. It does go pretty deep back in there, almost all the way to over the stove/kitchen area. She had set up a little nook for herself.
SPECTACULAR S.S. ADAMS NOVELTY ITEM COLLECTION
Satan for Kids, Part 2
Don’t Make Me Go Back, Mommy: A child’s book about satanic ritual abuse
How the US forgot how to make Trident missiles
The US National Nuclear Security Administration (NNSA) “lost knowledge” of how to make a mysterious but very hazardous material codenamed Fogbank. As a result, the warhead refurbishment programme was put back by at least a year, and racked up an extra $69 million.
Monkeys Ride Collies at the Rodeo
Ghost Ride The Dog!
NWO Project Blue Beam: False Holographic Second Coming
Pfizer shamed with $2.3bn fine for marketing fraud
Pfizer pleaded guilty to the charges, and will pay a fine of $1.195 billion, the largest criminal fine ever imposed in the US for any matter. The company’s subsidiary Pharmacia & Upjohn will also forfeit $105 million, for a total criminal resolution of $1.3 billion.
Massive TSA Security Breach As Agency Gives Away Its Secrets
In a massive security breach, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) inadvertently posted online its airport screening procedures manual, including some of the most closely guarded secrets regarding special rules for diplomats and CIA and law enforcement officers.
“Afghan drug trafficking brings US $50 billion a year”
I don’t make anything up. Americans themselves admit that drugs are often transported out of Afghanistan on American planes. Drug trafficking in Afghanistan brings them about 50 billion dollars a year – which fully covers the expenses tied to keeping their troops there. Essentially, they are not going to interfere and stop the production of drugs. They engage in military action only when they are attacked. They don’t have any planned military action to eliminate the Mujahideen. Rather, they want to make the situation more unstable and help the Taliban to be more active. They even started negotiations with them, trying to direct them to the Central-Asian republics, to destabilize the whole region and set up their bases there.
New KFC Opens In Palms? Sort of…(Instead of Fried Chicken, They Sell Marijuana)
Worry Over Abuse Of Michael Jackson Drug Grows
But even providers who use it on a daily basis are unclear how potent it can be. A recent study found 30 percent of physicians who abused propofol actually died. And last year, Dr. Brent Cambron was found dead in a storage closet at Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center. There was a half-filled vial of propofol and other drugs surrounding his body. The anesthesiologist had been battling drug addiction.
Midnight Blue – Al Goldstein’s Restaurant Review
Dancing Pedro #1 Check On It
Holy Fuck! Thanks Vinnie.
L.A. City Council OKs cap on medical marijuana dispensaries
Ecstasy pill collection allegedly stolen
It was not immediately clear why about 40 red-and-white pills out of the 2,400-pill-strong collection would be poisoned, but the police say they fear the drugs could be lethal if swallowed.
Exploding bubble gum kills student
Thanks Patrick Nybakken
Spiral UFO puts Norway in a spin
Mystery as spiral blue light display hovers above Norway
That Crazy Spiral in the Sky? It Might Be Real
Bizarre Blue Light Spiral Over Norway 09th Dec. 2009
A mysterious light display appearing over Norway last night has left thousands of residents in the north of the country baffled.Witnesses from Tr√∏ndelag to Finnmark compared the amazing sight to anything from a Russian rocket to a meteor or a shock wave – although no one appears to have mentioned UFOs yet.The phenomenon began when what appeared to be a blue light seemed to soar up from be More..hind a mountain. It stopped mid-air, then began to circulate
The Art of David Dees
David Dees: Conspiratorial Artist
ONLY DEATH IS REAL: An Illustrated History of Hellhammer and Early Celtic Frost, by Tom Gabriel Fischer with Martin Eric Ain | Bazillion Points Books
Hara-Kiri Magazine Covers
“Hara Kiri editions, subtitled “Journal b√™te et m√©chant” (Stupid and vicious magazine), were constantly aiming at established powers, be they political parties or institutions like the Church or the State. In 1961 and 1966 the monthly magazine was temporarily banned by the French Government.” – Wiki. Thanks Rob Kiley
Gs 2 Gents Sucker Punch
Thanks Em One
GUIDOS!
The Militarization of Sex
Mutaa is a form of “temporary marriage” only acceptable within Shiite communities, one that allows couples to have religiously sanctioned sex for a limited period of time, without any commitments, and without the obligatory involvement of religious figures. In conservative Muslim societies known for their strict sense of propriety, mutaa offers an escape clause. The contract is very simple. The woman says: “I marry myself to you for [a specific period of time] and for [a specified dowry]” and the man says: “I accept.” The period can range between one hour and a year, and is subject to renewal.
The 6 Weirdest, Scariest Processed Foods
Kraft‚Äôs response to Lifsey‚Äôs lawsuit was a masterwork of poor corporate spin, as a company spokesperson told the Los Angeles Times, “We think customers understand that it isn’t made from avocado.” Well actually, no. Customers tend to buy guacamole with the understanding that it will be made from, oh, I don‚Äôt know, avocados.
Canadian polar bear eating a cub that it killed and cannibalized
Social Security: The Phony Crisis
University of Michigan has a Strict Masturbation Policy
Carl Sagan on Marijuana
I do not consider myself a religious person in the usual sense, but there is a religious aspect to some highs. The heightened sensitivity in all areas gives me a feeling of communion with my surroundings, both animate and inanimate. Sometimes a kind of existential perception of the absurd comes over me and I see with awful certainty the hypocrisies and posturing of myself and my fellow men. And at other times, there is a different sense of the absurd, a playful and whimsical awareness. Both of these senses of the absurd can be communicated, and some of the most rewarding highs I’ve had have been in sharing talk and perceptions and humor. Cannabis brings us an awareness that we spend a lifetime being trained to overlook and forget and put out of our minds. A sense of what the world is really like can be maddening; cannabis has brought me some feelings for what it is like to be crazy, and how we use that word ‘crazy’ to avoid thinking about things that are too painful for us.
DEA Forced to Scrub Misleading Info on the American Medical Association’s Position on Marijuana
Prisoner dupes guards, grows pot in cell
A British prisoner convinced guards his marijuana plants were tomato plants — and they even allowed him to decorate one as a Christmas tree, a source said.
Defense contractors got flu vaccine before schools, hospitals: report
Keep the war machine rollin’!
LA Ghetto Gang Bus Tour
The concept appears to have no equal in L.A. — for good reason, some might argue. It seems to echo, more than anything, the “slum tours” of such sites as India’s Dharavi township and Rio de Janeiro’s favelas. Those operations have been lauded as innovative economic tools and mechanisms for humanizing poverty — and also attacked as exploitative and voyeuristic.
Parents of Dead Teen Sue School Over Sexting Images
Hipsters repaint bike lanes in brush off to Hasids
“They don’t want the hipsters in their neighborhood,” he said. “It’s like in Howard Beach back in the day when they didn’t want black people in the neighborhood.”Hipsters are the new black.
The 35 Worst Straight-to-DVD Sequels Of The 2000s
Molester says three-month sentence for molesting a 12-year-old girl could ruin his ice cream stand business – Morning Call
Cheerleader Pics By Segway Photog Cause Concern
Note to Frederick County parents: you know that guy who motors around on a Segway with a homemade sign that says “PRESS” and who is constantly taking pictures of the high school cheerleaders? Make sure you know where those photos end up.
Female Scout leader accused of sex with young boy
“The boy’s parents called us when they came home, and their child was having sexual intercourse with an older female in his bedroom,” Sheriff’s Capt. Steve Johnson said. “They blocked the female from leaving until deputies arrived.”
10 Biggest Sports Sex Scandals of All Time: How Does Tiger Woods Rate?
Drugs and Poisons: Suicide do’s and dont’s: Seven drugs, poisons, and other chemicals that are great to kill yourself with, provided you are into that sort of thing
DXM (Dextromethorphan) – Make Up Your Own Mind
DXM, also known as dextromethorphan, is a cough-suppressing ingredient found in a variety of over-the counter cold and cough medications. When taken according to directions, products containing DXM produce few side effects and have a long history of safety and effectiveness as cough suppressants. When abused in high amounts, DXM becomes a dissociative* drug that can become dangerous.
Occult Rock
‘Fake fingerprint’ Chinese woman fools Japan controls
It is Japan’s first case of alleged biometric fraud, but police believe the practice may be widespread.Japanese police suspect Chinese brokers of taking huge sums to modify fingerprints surgically
Mom blames son’s death on air freshener
“The boy’s mother has hired an attorney and they’re in the process of filing a lawsuit against the makers of Glade.”Such bullshit, waitin’ for the follow-up report that says she killed him.
U.S. Helps Frequent Fliers Make a Mint
At least several hundred mile-junkies discovered that a free shipping offer on presidential and Native American $1 coins, sold at face value by the U.S. Mint, amounted to printing free frequent-flier miles. Mileage lovers ordered more than $1 million in coins until the Mint started identifying them and cutting them off.Coin buyers charged the purchases, sold in boxes of 250 coins, to a credit card that offers frequent-flier mile awards, then took the shipments straight to the bank. They then used the coins they deposited to pay their credit-card bills. Their only cost: the car trip to make the deposit.
Irish Catholic nuns offer compensation for Church child sex abuse
The Sisters of Mercy in Dublin have offered $193 million in money and property to those who were abused by nuns in their order.
Surprising Study On Terrorism: Al-Qaida Kills Eight Times More Muslims Than Non-Muslims
Hallucinogenic herb from Mexico under scrutiny
But is it dangerous? Johnson, the psychopharmacologist, said emergency rooms aren’t reporting an increase in salvia overdoses or other issues related to the drug ‚Äî in part because “it’s very short-acting, lasting five to 10 minutes.”Salvia doesn’t appear to be addictive, nor is it particularly toxic, Johnson said. “The science is pretty clear. … Salvia is not the next methamphetamine or the next cocaine or heroin.” But, he warned, “this is a powerful drug. If someone were to drive on it, that would be a very bad thing.” In Delaware, Brett Chidester, 17, committed suicide in 2006 after becoming a salvia smoker. There was no evidence that Chidester was under the influence of salvia when he killed himself, but within four months, state legislators passed “Brett’s Law,” making salvia a controlled substance.
HPD officer’s ‘666’ badge scares the devil out of some
Black, now 41 and a 20-year veteran of the force, is in the unusual fraternity of police officers who have worn the mark of the beast on their uniforms — the number in the biblical book of Revelations that signifies the ultimate evil.
Bees on Cocaine
According to the boffins, cocaine turns good bees – productive members of the hive – into untrustworthy scumbags. The cocaine-addled insects would routinely exaggerate the quality of sugar or pollen they had found, lying to their fellow hive members through the medium of “waggle dancing”, the standard method of describing one’s work among bees.
Suit wants details about cops’ online probes
There’s nothing wrong with law enforcement agencies’ using Internet technology to investigate crimes, Bay Area privacy advocates say. But they want the federal government to say how, when and why its agents look at Americans’ social networking accounts.
Jesus Leonardo is a stooper, picking up tickets that others have thrown away at OTB parlors.
For the past 10 years, Jesus Leonardo has been cleaning up at an OTB parlor in Midtown Manhattan, cashing in, by his own count, nearly half a million dollars’ worth of winning tickets from wagers on thoroughbred races across the country.
Is Homeland Security trying to ram through Pass ID?
Finally, the states and Homeland Security appear to be in the middle of some kind of cross between a game a chicken and a power play, with travelers caught in the middle. Napolitano wants Pass ID to be approved and is using the threat of paralyzing travel through the entire United States of America in order to encourage the Senate to move the Pass ID bill along.
Ancient site reveals signs of mass cannibalism
“We see patterns on the bones of animals indicating that they have been spit-roasted,” he said. “We have seen some of these same patterns on the human bones [at this site].”
Toledo man arrested in Salvation Army kettle theft
Maumee Police Sgt. David Tullis said the robber pushed the volunteer, and pulled the kettle away from her. He put the kettle and tripod in the back of a pickup truck after telling her, “I can’t stand you and your bell-ringing. I hate Christmas.”
Prisoners get drunk on swine flu hand gel
Facebook profiles capture true personality, according to new psychology research
“I was surprised by the findings because the widely held assumption is that people are using their profiles to promote an enhanced impression of themselves,” says Gosling of the more than 700 million people worldwide who have online profiles. “In fact, our findings suggest that online social networking profiles convey rather accurate images of the profile owners, either because people aren’t trying to look good or because they are trying and failing to pull it off.
Twin Subway Perverts
“He’s a recidivist subway grinder with over half a dozen convictions,”
Gangs in New York talk Twitter: Use tweets to trash-talk rivals, plan fights
“It is another tool … just like old phone records,” a police source said. “We can go through them [messages] to track these guys.”
New Israel Defense Forces unit to fight enemies on Facebook, Twitter
The new unit, as well as an initiative by the Information and Diaspora Ministry to train people to represent Israel independently on the Internet and in other arenas, were presented Monday at the conference during a panel discussion on Israeli public relations abroad.
Captain Kirk has taken too much fucking LSD
DEA vs. ‘House’
They gave the DEA final script approval over all episodes of House. Talk about big brother. Then again, “big brother” is the very essence of drug prohibition.
Condom Order Form : New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene
You can call 311 if you need a free condom!
American Drug War -The Last White Hope
The War on Drugs has become the longest and most costly war in American history, the question has become, how much more can the country endure?
Preparing for cannabis, a growth industry
The business of medical marijuana is rapidly evolving in Michigan, with Royal Oak preparing to pass the state’s first zoning law to cluster professional growers and the opening in Southfield of a trade school teaching plant cultivation.
The rise and rise of legal highs
Beer That’s Out Of This World. Sapporo’s Space Barley.
250 winners will be able to purchase the brew, the price of which will be $115.00 a six-pack.
The History of Horrible Rap Music in Popular Culture, Part I
The mainstream media began using rap to push everything on consumers, from rapping Chicken Nuggets to video games. Even white-bread celebs like David Faustino and “Rappin'” Rodney Dangerfield tried their hands at the musical genre. Join us as we take you on a detailed, blow-by-blow journey through Where It All Went Wrong. As with so many things that went wrong, it all ends with Miley Cyrus.
The Top 6(66) Metal Documentaries
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Patient Money РWhen Buying Vitamins, Know What’s Worth Paying For РNYTimes.com
Of course, it’s controversial whether we should be taking vitamins at all. Recent studies have indicated that taking a multivitamin won’t protect you from heart disease or cancer. And experts maintain that if you eat well, you don’t need vitamin supplements.“The evidence shows that a healthy diet and exercise are the best way to ward off disease; a vitamin cannot replace those benefits,” says Eric Rimm, associate professor of epidemiology and nutrition at the Harvard School of Public Health.
Sparks Outlawed? Now You Can Make It at Home
Bathtub Sparks2 pieces Pez candy, one yellow, one pink 1 can King Cobra 1 can Red Bull Crush the Pez until reduced to a fine powder. Transfer the powder to the bottom of an empty glass. Pour in equal parts King Cobra and Red Bull. Don’t be alarmed when the foaming begins; it will subside. Adjust for flavor.
Rachel Uchitel tells friends that she and Tiger Woods did drugs before having sex
‘You know you have crazier sex on Ambien – you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex.'”
correction – washingtonpost.com
A Nov. 26 article in the District edition of Local Living incorrectly said a Public Enemy song declared 9/11 a joke. The song refers to 911, the emergency phone number.
THE WIRE – 100 Greatest Quotes
Gothic predator jailed for molesting girls at cemetery
Somali sea gangs lure investors at pirate lair
In Somalia’s main pirate lair of Haradheere, the sea gangs have set up a cooperative to fund their hijackings offshore, a sort of stock exchange meets criminal syndicate.
The Worst Celebrity Product Licenses of All Time
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NIGHTMARE ON DRUG STREET
Sorta like ‘My Life In T-Shirts’…sorta.
Boostalk – We Gon Rock
OJ The Juice Man has competition. Thanks Patrick Nybakken
Man chugs IPECAC
Thanks Vinnie
LSD Related Death of Elephant in 1962
In 1962, three men at the University of Oklahoma, lead by the idiosyncratic, CIA-collaborator Louis Jolyon “Jolly” West, injected LSD into an elephant for the first time. Their stated intent was to determine if LSD would induce “musth”, a naturally occurring condition in which elephants become violent and uncontrollable. After a series of events, the elephant died. There is some controversy and confusion surrounding the cause of death.

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Livin’ In A Banksters Paradise

  • The court approved the judicial equivalent of an extreme makeover, paying $125 a day for the services of a cosmetologist to cover up the tattoos that Mr. Ditullio has gotten since his arrest.
  • An official familiar with the situation told CNBC that 1.1 billion of the new bills have been printed, but they are unusable because of a creasing problem in which paper folds over during production, revealing a blank unlinked portion of the bill face.
  • A former Western New York elementary school principal who has served 18 months in prison for possession of child pornography will be released after an appeals court in Florida overturned his conviction. A three-judge panel of the Second District Court of Appeal in Lakeland, Fla., ruled Friday that the photos held by John R. Stelmack aren’t child pornography because they showed the nude bodies of adults. Photos of children’s faces, including two students from schools where Stelmack had served, had been superimposed on the bodies, but none of the altered pictures showed naked children, according to the Lakeland Ledger. “Unseemly as the images in this case may be, their possession is not [outlawed in Florida] because the only sexual conduct in the images is that of an adult,“ Judge Morris Silberman wrote in the opinion, which was joined by the two other judges.
  • It all sounded quite important, and the program’s slogan is pretty catchy. But after you get past the pandering sound bites, a question comes to mind: is anyone in the corner offices of Wall Street’s biggest firms or corporate America’s biggest companies paying any attention to Mr. Holder’s “strong message”? Of course not. (I actually called some chief executives after Mr. Holder’s news conference, and not one had heard of Operation Broken Trust.) That’s because in the two years since the peak of the financial crisis, the government has not brought one criminal case against a big-time corporate official of any sort. Instead, inexplicably, prosecutors are busy chasing small-timers: penny-stock frauds, a husband-and-wife team charged in an insider trading case and mini-Ponzi schemes.
  • The initial attacks against PayPal were substantially ineffective; the PayPal blog was taken offline, but the main PayPal site wasn’t harmed. The attacks against PostFinance, however, have resulted in the bank’s website being unavailable for more than 16 hours. It remains unavailable at the time of writing. The latest target is the site of the Swedish prosecutors in Assange’s sexual misconduct trial. This too appears to be offline. Twitter has also been named as a future attack target, due to its claimed censorship of the #wikileaks hashtag.
  • (Low Orbit Ion Cannon) is a network stress testing application, written in C# and developed by “praetox”. It attempts a Denial-of-Service attack on the target site by flooding the server with TCP packets, UDP packets, or HTTP requests with the intention of disrupting the service of a particular host. The program was exploited during Project Chanology to attack Scientology websites, and is currently being used by Operation Avenge Assange (Earlier known as Operation Payback) to attack the websites of companies and organizations that have opposed WikiLeaks.
  • The users, who collectively call themselves “anonymous,” are public enemy number one of the entertainment industry, which accuses the vast majority of them of piracy and lending support to the groups that host pirated content online. As the rhetoric has increased in recent months, though, the entertainment industry has learned that poking the hornet’s nest can be painful. Vigilante users of the site have taken it upon themselves recently to launch a flurry of Distributed Denial of Service (DDoS) attacks on a number of Websites with ties to all corners of the entertainment industry.
  • Neighbors gasped when authorities showed them photos of the inside of the Southern California ranch-style home: Crates of grenades, mason jars of white, explosive powder and jugs of volatile chemicals that are normally the domain of suicide bombers. Prosecutors say Serbian-born George Jakubec quietly packed the home with the largest amount of homemade explosives ever found in one location in the U.S. and was running a virtual bomb-making factory in his suburban neighborhood. How the alleged bank robber obtained the chemicals and what he planned to do with them remain mysteries. Now authorities face the risky task of getting rid of the explosives. The property is so dangerous and volatile that that they have no choice but to burn the home to the ground this week in a highly controlled operation involving dozens of firefighters, scientists and hazardous material and pollution experts.
  • US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton gave a public speech in January 2010 championing Internet freedom as a vital tool to open governments and promote transparency, while criticizing “dictatorships” who seek to target those who use technology to expose their transgressions.
  • The “this” that I’m talking about in the title of today’s post is the way in which the fetuses pictured in this atlas of activity were made to be in motion: the fetuses experienced needle stimulations to theirl faces, and hands, and arms, and so on. Needles inserted, movie images made, experiments undertaken on the development of human fetal activity. 42 fetuses subjected to experimentation, physiological and morphological, poked with needles to determine how they would respond during the integral period of development of motility (from the 8th to 14th weeks, in regard to reflexes). The fetuses float in front of the camera unencumbered, and then the long and very pointed needle comes into view, finding its target, then a series of stills from the film made to show how the fetus moved in reaction to having been touched or abraised.
  • A soft landing for America 40 years from now? Don’t bet on it. The demise of the United States as the global superpower could come far more quickly than anyone imagines. If Washington is dreaming of 2040 or 2050 as the end of the American Century, a more realistic assessment of domestic and global trends suggests that in 2025, just 15 years from now, it could all be over except for the shouting.
  • Just when I thought the banksters couldn’t possibly shock me anymore… they did. We were finally granted the honor and privilege of finding out the specifics, a limited one-time Federal Reserve view, of a secret taxpayer funded “backdoor bailout” by a small group of unelected bankers. This data release reveals “emergency lending programs” that doled out $12.3 TRILLION in taxpayer money – $3.3 trillion in liquidity, $9 trillion in “other financial arrangements.” Wait, what? Did you say $12.3 TRILLION tax dollars were thrown around in secrecy by unelected bankers… and Congress didn’t know any of the details?
  • Google’s monopoly, algorithms, and privacy policies
  • One of the women that is accusing WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange of sex crimes appears to have worked with a group that has connections to the US Central Intelligence Agency (CIA). James D. Catlin, a lawyer who recently represented Assange, said the sex assault investigation into the WikiLeaks founder is based on claims he didn’t use condoms during sex with two Swedish women. Swedish prosecutors told AOL News last week that Assange was not wanted for rape as has been reported, but for something called “sex by surprise” or “unexpected sex.”
  • What have we learned so far from the disclosure of more than 21,000 transactions?We have learned that the $700 billion Wall Street bailout signed into law by President George W. Bush turned out to be pocket change compared to the trillions and trillions of dollars in near-zero interest loans and other financial arrangements the Federal Reserve doled out to every major financial institution in this country. Among those are Goldman Sachs, which received nearly $600 billion; Morgan Stanley, which received nearly $2 trillion; Citigroup, which received $1.8 trillion; Bear Stearns, which received nearly $1 trillion, and Merrill Lynch, which received some $1.5 trillion in short term loans from the Fed. We also learned that the Fed’s multi-trillion bailout was not limited to Wall Street and big banks, but that some of the largest corporations in this country also received a very substantial bailout. Among those are General Electric, McDonald’s, Caterpillar, Harley Davidson, Toyota and Verizon.

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Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on December 8, 2010

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Butt Bombers

    • Purported to be translations of English-language books by prisoners in concentration camps, these books were highly pornographic accounts of imprisonment, generally of Allied soldiers, sexual brutalization by female SS guards, and the prisoners’ eventual revenge, which usually consisted of the rape and murder of their tormentors. The books, with titles like I Was Colonel Schultz’s Private Bitch, were especially popular among adolescent boys, often the children of concentration camp survivors.
    • In addition to finding 10 tons of marijuana and a small arsenal of weapons (which included one missile), there was also a crude homemade mural of Bieber that read “One Time” below it. It’s probably the strangest place Bieber has shown up, but it’s proof positive that the 16-year-old Canadian singer is indeed a worldwide phenomenon.
    • Yet with this, the developers must not have taken into account the BlackBerry Simulation Software, which for all intents and purposes is a fully functional device for the desktop yet purely for simulating the phone and testing applications. It can be used to spoof your Facebook Places and Twitter status locations. What if you wanted just half an hour’s privacy from your partner to buy them the perfect gift? Or how about fooling your friends and appearing somewhere when you physically couldn’t be ‘for a bit of a laugh’? Why not while you’re at it give yourself an alibi to allow you to commit crime? Or skip work for the day and say you’re going to the doctors when in fact you’re out shopping 20 miles away?
    • Mikalah uses Facebook but when she goes to log out, she deactivates her Facebook account. She knows that this doesn’t delete the account – that’s the point. She knows that when she logs back in, she’ll be able to reactivate the account and have all of her friend connections back. But when she’s not logged in, no one can post messages on her wall or send her messages privately or browse her content. But when she’s logged in, they can do all of that. And she can delete anything that she doesn’t like. Michael Ducker calls this practice “super-logoff” when he noticed a group of gay male adults doing the exact same thing.
    • The concept is simple. Rather than sew explosives into his underwear, a terrorist might actually plant a bomb, which can weigh as little as a pound, inside his anal cavity. Like drug mules, would-be butt bombers could store the explosives inside a condom. Sound crazy? Perhaps. Disgusting? Definitely. But security experts initially believed that a terrorist’s derriere nearly killed a top Saudi Arabian counterterrorism official last fall. Back in August, an Al Qaeda-connected militant named Abdullah Assiri offered to turn himself into Saudi authorities and enlist in a state-run terrorist rehabilitation program. Exhibiting a healthy skepticism, the Saudis reportedly subjected Assiri to two airport-style X-ray scans and other security checks. Finding no weapons or explosives on his body, security agents ushered Assiri into the palace of the counterterrorism chief, Prince Muhammad Bin Nayef, who is also the son of a likely heir to the Saudi throne.

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    The Kiss Of A Thousand Tongues

    • Eric Bishop and Justin Forcum managed a tricky escape from jail, stole a pickup truck and scored narcotics before getting nabbed as they tried to head back inside, according to police in McDonald County, MO. Of their alleged great escape and capture upon returning to a little hole they’d wormed out of only two hours previously, Undersheriff Bud Gow said, “”I really couldn’t believe it, I couldn’t believe they came back, you would think if you got out you’d stay out instead of trying to sneak back in.”
    • Danzig found out about the comic done by “art fraternity” Igloo Tornado in an interview with Decibel Magazine and expressed his displeasure, refusing to even look at the creation. Now, instead of turning tail and running, those pesky Igloo Tornado fellows created The Final Blow, a comic documenting what happened when the Decibel interviewer tried to show Danzig the collection, plus an imaginary scenario where their relationship is again misconstrued after the interviewer sees what looks like Danzig giving Rollins fellatio.
    • The Crazy Never Die was produced by the Mitchell Brothers. The Mitchell’s owned the infamous O’Farrell Theatre strip club in San Fransisco. They also produced the revolutionary, mainstream-porn hit Behind the Green Door. Thompson was a sometimes-doorman at the O’Farrell while he was researching his still-unpublished book, The Night Manager.
    • All my life I’ve heard Latin America described as a failed society (or collection of failed societies) because of its grotesque maldistribution of wealth. Peasants in rags beg for food outside the high walls of opulent villas, and so on. But according to the Central Intelligence Agency (whose patriotism I hesitate to question), income distribution in the United States is more unequal than in Guyana, Nicaragua, and Venezuela, and roughly on par with Uruguay, Argentina, and Ecuador. Income inequality is actually declining in Latin America even as it continues to increase in the United States. Economically speaking, the richest nation on earth is starting to resemble a banana republic. The main difference is that the United States is big enough to maintain geographic distance between the villa-dweller and the beggar.
    • Thanks Patrick Nybakken
    • tied and nailed her labia and nipples to slabs of wood; inserted a catheter into her urethra and clamped the cord to prevent urination for extended periods of time; bound and tied her naked to a wooden pony with an appendage inserted into her vagina or anus; strapped her down for hours at a time on a homemade device consisting of a plastic toolbox with a motor and a piston inside connected to a metal arm with a dildo attached; tied ball gags and leather hoods over her mouth, which interfered with her ability to see, speak and breathe; locked and handcuffed her naked in a dog cage, often suspending the cage in the air or attaching her sex organs to electrical devices while she was trapped in the cage; inserted a plug into her anus which he used to electrocute her and force water into her rectum; suffocated her to unconsciousness with ropes and plastic bags; waterboarded her; and performed abortions on her, using speculums, vacuums and clothes hangers to end pregnancies.
    • Taylor Momsen is allegedly obsessed with fire, leaving her The Pretty Reckless bandmates ‘stunned’ by her bad habit to set random objects alight.
    • At least one picture shows an American soldier apparently raping a female prisoner while another is said to show a male translator raping a male detainee. Further photographs are said to depict sexual assaults on prisoners with objects including a truncheon, wire and a phosphorescent tube. Another apparently shows a female prisoner having her clothing forcibly removed to expose her breasts.
    • “The Led Zeppelin show depends heavily on volume, repetition and drums. It bears some resemblance to the trance music found in Morocco, which is magical in origin and purpose–that is, concerned with the evocation and control of spiritual forces. In Morocco, musicians are also magicians. Gnaoua music is used to drive out evil spirits. The music of Joujouka evokes the God Pan, Pan God of Panic, representing the real magical forces that sweep away the spurious. It is to be remembered that the origin of all the arts–music, painting and writing–is magical and evocative; and that magic is always used to obtain some definite result. In the Led Zeppelin concert, the result aimed at would seem to be the creation of energy in the performers and in the audience. For such magic to succeed, it must tap the sources of magical energy, and this can be dangerous.”
    • As much as it would make cops’ jobs easier (and, judging from this episode, it needs to be as easy as possible for these idiots to get anything done) pedophiles have not collectively decided to brand themselves with a logo so we can easily identify them. Jesus, cops can be dumb.
    • “Maybe he ain’t see me in Haiti because he was too busy sniffing cocaine.”
    • Last weekend, Craigslist, the popular provider of Internet classified advertising, halted publication of its “adult services” section. The move followed criticism from law enforcement officials across the country who have accused the site of facilitating prostitution on a massive scale. Of course, selling sex is an old business — most say the oldest. But as the Craigslist controversy proves, it’s also one of the fastest changing. And as a result, most people’s perceptions of the sex trade are wildly out of date.
    • I admit I was unfamiliar with Operation Dark Heart, the new book by former Defense Intelligence Agency officer and retired army reservist Anthony Shaffer, until I I admit I was unfamiliar with Operation Dark Heart, the new book by former Defense Intelligence Agency officer and retired army reservist Anthony Shaffer, until I read about it in the Times last night. But now I can’t wait to get my hands on a copy—partly because it sounds like an interesting read (tagline: “spycraft and special ops on the frontlines of Afghanistan and the path to victory”) but mostly because the Pentagon does want me (or you) to get a look at what’s inside.
    • What’s hard to know, though, is “what aliens might actually be like,” says Hawking. Most aliens are probably not complex, but those that are intelligent could pose a danger to humanity, he says. In defiance of efforts to communicate with extraterrestrial beings, Hawking says that if intelligent life is out there, we shouldn’t try to contact it: We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn’t want to meet. I imagine they might exist in massive ships, having used up all the resources from their home planet. Such advanced aliens would perhaps become nomads, looking to conquer and colonise whatever planets they can reach.
    • The nine-year-old body of 9/11 conspiracy theories includes many improbable (and sometimes contradictory) claims, everything from remote-controlled planes flying into the World Trade Center, to a missile hitting the Pentagon, to mass kidnappings of air passengers. But a group of more than 1,200 architects and engineers is building what it hopes is a scientifically sound argument about one 9/11 claim: That the World Trade Center buildings were destroyed not by fires caused by the airplane collisions, but by a controlled demolition.
    • An erotic breaker of taboos or an asexual copycat? Camille Paglia, America’s foremost cultural critic, demolishes an icon

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    Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on September 14, 2010

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    Manmade Vaginas

    • Goodbye rats with wings!
    • A Mexican drug gang is hiring pretty young women to carry out killings to surprise its enemies, a suspected member of the vicious La Linea gang said in a video. Around 30 women aged between 18 and 30 years have learned in recent months to carry out killings accompanied by hitmen, and most have killed people, suspect Rogelio Amaya said during a interrogation by federal police. The video of the interrogation was made public on Tuesday.
    • LSD and ketamine, two powerful hallucinogens, are also potential cures for depression, OCD, and anxiety. Two studies published this week, in Science and Nature, confirm that hallucinogenic drugs stimulate healthy brain activity, even promoting the growth of neurons.
    • A Massachusetts photographer has been arrested after allegedly trying to retrieve more than $1 million worth of marijuana from a shipping facility. Tommy Colbert, 52, of Brockton, Mass., one of the area’s top wedding photographers, is a suspect in connection with the big pot bust in Abington, where about 700 pounds of cannabis was seized on Monday. A relative of the photographer stunned court officials on Tuesday when she walked into the clerk’s office at Brockton District Court and paid Colbert’s bail with $40,000 cash
    • To describe the experience of putting my life in the hands of the San Fransisco Traffic God’s while the sky melds together in an amalgous orgasm of blue and magenta and while cars leave such profoundly solid tracers behind them that I can’t tell whether they’re limousines or not is, essentially, impossible. The experience is just fucking ludicrous. I’ve been bombing hills at 35 miles an hour before only to have taxi cars open their doors in front of me with only ten feet to brake. I’ve been within inches of been piledrived by several ton cars in direct oncoming traffic.
    • Thanks Vince Wilt
    • The ads requested “a real aggressive man with no concern for women” to humiliate, physically and sexually abuse them, and pimp them out to their friends. The first four he placed around the country seemed to find no response. But he finally found a taker in Casper, Wyoming. His former girlfriend saw the Craigslist post — it included her photo — and asked the website to take it down. But that was after Ty Oliver McDowell had already responded. He began trading email with Stipe, assuming he was talking to the woman. Stipe encouraged McDowell to go to her house and rape the woman. A few days later, McDowell attacked the woman from behind as she was entering her home. He wrestled her to the floor and punched her in the face, tied her up and blindfolded her, then raped her with both his penis and a knife sharpener.
    • Police say that 31-year-old Luis Mijangos was quite proficient with computers. He just used his powers for evil instead of good. They say he targeted at least 44 girls and 186 women, mostly in Southern California, who used peer-to-peer file sharing networks… He would send out files disguised as popular songs, but they’d actually contain secret computer code. This allowed him to infect his victims’ computers, and the malware was passed along to friends and family via instant messages. This gave him control of their computers, and he used them to gather intimate photos and videos. He was also able to grab their personal information and remotely turn on webcams to catch them in compromising positions. By hacking email accounts, we would further pretend to be the victims’ boyfriends and ask them to make him porn videos.

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    • Thanks Kristie Muller
    • Where my nigga Higgs Boson at?!
    • San Francisco prosecutors may be forced to drop a total of 1,400 cases in the growing scandal at the police drug lab, including hundreds in which defendants have been placed in drug treatment programs.
    • “We need to consider what drug prohibition has done to the vital profession of law enforcement. It has divided police officers from the communities we serve, alienated us from young people, sent our call-loads through the roof, placed huge financial strains on police budgets and, sometimes, my colleagues have been injured or murdered while enforcing these drug laws. Every police officer should question whether the War on Drugs is worth fighting, particularly when there are other policy options that would result in less crime, addiction, disease and death.”
    • “Tens of thousands” of pieces of child pornography in the mediums of photographs, DVDs, books, cameras, and camcorders were found in Biby’s home, Goodrich said. Disturbingly, he said, numerous camcorders were found to be filled with what appeared to be homemade video tapes of children.

      Officers say Biby’s car was discovered to be filled “from floor to ceiling” with child pornography as well.

      The children in the photos and videos appear to primarily range in age from infant to pre-pubescent, Goodrich said.

      Police also uncovered binoculars with cameras built into them in Biby’s house and car, as well as hundreds of game tokens for use at the children’s restaurant, “Chuck-E-Cheese.”

    • FUCK THE SCUMBAG POPE!
    • McCollum’s spokeswoman Maria Reppas said Thursday that the congresswoman’s district office in St. Paul received the condom in an envelope dated March 23, along with an anonymous typed letter reading: “Betty McCollum you’ve been dry fucked by the liberal party.”
    • After giving a short warm-up speech in advance of President Obama’s speech, Biden turned to embrace the President and said “this is a big fucking deal!” (At about the 20 second mark.)
    • UbuWeb is pleased to present dozens of avant-garde films & videos for your viewing pleasure. However, it is important to us that you realize that what you will see is in no way comparable to the experience of seeing these gems as they were intended to be seen: in a dark room, on a large screen, with a good sound system and, most importantly, with a roomful of warm, like-minded bodies.
    • Scareware, also known as rogueware or fake antivirus software, has become one of the fastest-growing, and most prevalent, types of internet fraud. Software maker Panda Security estimates that each month some 35 million PCs worldwide, or 3.5 percent of all computers, are infected with these malicious programs, putting more than $400 million a year in the hands of cybercriminals. “When you include cost incurred by consumers replacing computers or repairing, the total damages figure is much, much larger than the out of pocket figure,” said Ethan Arenson, an attorney with the Federal Trade Commission who helps direct the agency’s efforts to fight cybercrime.

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    Weird Statues in Children’s Recreational Parks
    Open a beer bottle with another beer bottle
    Contortion
    Russian Scientists Claim to Invent Drug-Free Cannabis, Suggest it to Replace Wild Cannabis Worldwide – NEWS – MOSNEWS.COM
    Bitten by the Nuclear Dragon
    Japanese Extreme Wake Up Pranks
    China Death Bus
    Damn Birds Online Game
    Wolphin
    The Most Expensive Lemon
    “It was a sweet ride turned sour: a $1.7-million Mercedes-Benz roadster that died after cruising 10 blocks. That works out to $170,000 a block ‚Äî perhaps the most expensive test drive on record.”
    Goo Shooter Controls Crowds
    Kicks of the Week
    Real Shitty Coffee
    The Feejee Mermaid
    ASFR (alt.sex.fetish.robots)
    The Sumo Rustler
    Big enough for you?
    No sex please, robot, just clean the floor
    “Although the nightmare vision of a Terminator world controlled by machines may seem fanciful, scientists believe the boundaries for human-robot interaction must be set now ‚Äî before super-intelligent robots develop beyond our control.”
    Nigga Done Got His Head Buss
    Regular Shit Nigga Wanted To Pop Off They Ate His Food(Slashed Him)
    SweetMuscle Bodybuilder Women Nudes
    Japanese Sex Slang
    Teenage vandals gone wild
    Crush, Kill, DESTROY!!!
    Insane Japanese kid playing music game
    Court: 15-year-old girls can marry
    Colorado recognizes common-law marriages
    500 Person Japanese Orgy
    More Eyeballs
    Karlil – Drank Boy
    Zuiikin Gals II
    Exercise x Engrish = Fun!
    Hot trend: The Leak
    Wheelchair Crowdsurfer
    The First Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards!
    Rate Celebrity Plastic Surgery
    NYC Carved Creatures
    “Gnomes, monsters, devils and creatures of all shapes, sizes and expressions lurk over doorways all over town. Purely decorative in intent, they differ from gargoyles, whose purpose is to funnel water off rooves.”
    Genpets.com – Bioengineered Buddies!
    World’s oldest condom
    A turtle in the Ozarks is terribly deformed by living trapped in a 6 pack ring
    White Women on Opium Den 1892
    Police don’t have to knock, justices say
    “The Supreme Court ruled Thursday that police armed with a warrant can barge into homes and seize evidence even if they don’t knock, a huge government victory that was decided by President Bush’s new justices.”
    Elephants crush town
    “In what appears to be a case of elephants retaliating against humans, hundreds of villagers have taken refuge on boats in Bangladesh after their homes were destroyed by rampaging pachyderms, local officials said on Wednesday.”
    Government Increasingly Turning to Data Mining
    “Privacy advocates say the practice exposes ordinary people to ever more scrutiny by authorities while skirting legal protections designed to limit the government’s collection and use of personal data.”
    Hiroshima miniture model – before and after
    Students Arrested After Videotape Of Fight Surfaces On MySpace.com
    Jack the cat chases black bear up tree
    Drug Warriors Push Eye-Eating Fungus
    Backs to the future
    New analysis of the language and gesture of South America’s indigenous Aymara people indicates a reverse concept of time.
    Drug caches found in Home Depot vanities
    Without a Trace – Teen Orgy
    This is what CBS is getting sued $3.3 million for…
    CBS Stations: Indecency Complaints Invalid
    “Virtually none of those who complained to the Federal Communications Commission about the teen drama Without A Trace actually saw the episode in question, CBS affiliates said as they asked the agency to rescind its proposed record indecency fine of $3.3
    Burzum short film
    Silicone Injected Penis
    The Frito Bandito
    BUTTOCKS IN THE HISTORY OF ART
    Robby The Robot
    “Satin”-ic Graffiti News Report
    “Cuz I’m a punk, that’s what I do.”
    MyHeritage face recognition : Find the Celebrity in You‚Ñ¢
    Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
    How to Blow Smoke Rings
    50 Dumbest Rock-Star Extravagances
    Phallus Gallery – phallic art in the days of Pompeii, Italy.
    Homeland Security accepts fake ID
    Bunny the Tap Dancer
    Holy Fuckin’ Christ!
    Metal Band at Retarted Party
    OMFG!!!
    Women Run Obstacle Course Hypnotized so Sounds Cause Orgasms
    Hard Gay Meets Kids
    Koala Fight!
    Chimp Hosts Talk Show, Gets Fresh With Guest
    Improv Everywhere Mission: Best Buy
    50 people dress up like Besy Buy employees and mob a store.
    Rainy season brings glow-in-the-dark mushrooms
    Most Tattooed Man – Lucky Diamond Rich
    Elephant Drive-In
    One minute, harmony; the next, chimp mayhem
    Monkey Brawl!
    Pole Dancer Takes A Tumble
    The Cake Song.
    This shit WILL get stuck in yer head!
    C’mon Fatso, And Just Bust A Move
    The Remix!
    Help solve the mystery
    “There are about 50 slides in all- all dating from between 1959 and 1969 and all of young women. Some, like the ones here have letters written on their foreheads…”
    Prosecutor: While cameras rolled, N.C. trio castrated willing men
    Whatever You Do Don’t Watch This!
    I warned you!
    Disposable: A History of Skateboard Art – Online Galleries
    MATRIX.NEO VERSUS ROBOCOP
    DIY Bush Impeachment
    Before Prohibition: Images from the preprohibition era
    Boomin’ System!
    Spectator throws cyclist off a bridge
    Randy Johnson hates birds
    give us all your money
    Reporter Attacked!!
    Mister Softee Dies
    The Monkey Chow Diaries
    “But can a human subsist on a constant diet of pelletized, nutritionally complete food like puppies and monkeys do? For the good of human kind, I’m about to find out. On June 3, 2006, I began my week of eating nothing but monkey chow: “a complete and bala
    Hamburger or Tuna Melt?
    Fuck Myspace, We’re Deleting Our Profile
    Iron Maiden – Number of the beast
    Pirate Party of the United States
    200 lt Diet Coke x 500 Mentos
    In vitro meat
    Oink!
    The Ultimate Thing Costume
    Fantastic Four Costume Made of Real Rocks!
    ILoveAnything.Com
    Crystal Cave of the Giants
    Love at First Bite
    “I put my ring finger in Clive‚Äôs mouth and he put his ring finger in my mouth with our teeth resting right on the last joint. We looked in each other‚Äôs eyes, nodded, and bit down as hard as we could. It was a little disappointing because we couldn‚Äôt
    Rubber Urinal Suit
    345 horsepower, 5.7-liter HEMI V-8 engine powered Barbeque
    A REAL Man’s BBQ! Also check out the Hemi Big Wheel.
    Vespa mandarinia
    The Asian Giant Hornet
    Watch it shred: PRI-MAX vs. BMW
    Angels & Demons
    6/6/6
    Ooooof!
    Never Not Working Sighting
    Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
    Snitch On A Terrorist – Get A Suitcase Fulla Cash!
    Morgellons Update!
    “One San Francisco woman describes “tiny green shrimp” that come from her face, and she said she saw a fly pop out of her right eye.”
    Secret Fun Spot
    Chinatown Bus Drama (Translated)
    Thnx Esteban Potencias!
    Bag Ladies
    Famous Navels – free celebrity belly buttons – thousands of navel pictures
    Girls + Toilets
    3D Space Invaders
    Eyeball stickers on Grand St.
    Deadly kites banned in Pakistan city
    Love Bald Bush!
    WWII’s Kilroy Was Here , The inside info on how the legend started
    Baby’s death blamed on 2nd hand crack smoke
    The Oops list
    Crashes galore
    Photographing Squirrels
    Squirrels With Cameras
    Tiger & Piglets
    Monkey Do
    Buildings of Disaster
    Buildings of Disaster are miniature replicas of famous structures where some tragic or terrible events happened to take place.
    Switch to heavy metal signals danger
    War between the Judas Priest and Evil Warriors gangs
    Was the 2004 Election Stolen?
    Republicans prevented more than 350,000 voters in Ohio from casting ballots or having their votes counted — enough to have put John Kerry in the White House.
    Chat Rooms
    Dream Body
    Sex in the MRI
    2 goat heads + 1 coconut + 1 pentagram = ?
    Is It Raining Aliens?
    Nearly 50 tons of mysterious red particles showered India in 2001. Now the race is on to figure out what the heck they are.
    Raw Horseflesh Ice Cream
    Mmmmmmm!
    Eurobad ’74
    Europe’s worst interiors of 1974.
    Baby With Three Arms
    Pedophile party starts in Netherlands
    A new political party in the Netherlands is dedicated to legalizing sex between adults and children.
    Japanese Amputee Sex Dolls
    RealDoll Configurator
    Pépé Smit
    Mr. Cool Ice!
    Worst. Tattoo. Ever.
    I <3 Tunafish
    Lucky Bum
    Carthedral!
    Carthedral is a rolling Gothic Cathedral complete with flying buttresses, stained glass pointed windows, and gargoyles.
    Merry Saddles‚Ñ¢ Erotic Cycling Supply
    How to make hash
    Free Tennessee BBQ Grill
    Pick your nose and eat snot to stay healthy!
    the broken laptop i sold on ebay
    The Revenge Of A Burnt eBayer!
    Modern Moist Towelette Collecting
    White Trash Mom Britney Spears
    Ferrofluid Sculptures by Sachiko Kodama
    Magnetic Liquid…Crazy!
    DeLorean – Back To The Future
    Safety Not Guaranteed
    Our Parisian Homies @ Honeyee.com Blog Collabo
    A Closer Look at the New Assault on Indecency and Profanity at the FCC
    Reporter Gets Owned
    Anal Fissure Self Help Page
    Porn in the woods
    Bad heroin sparks a series of overdoses
    Jury gives woman $5M for ruined vagina
    How to Pirate a Vinyl Record
    Red Hot Chili Peppers Rip Off Tom Petty
    Cockroach Controlled Mobile Robot
    Museum of Menstruation and Women’s Health
    One-Legged Dance Dance Revolution
    Sam Loyd’s Cyclopedia of 5000 Puzzles, Tricks, and Conundrums
    Bad Example: Graffiti Currency Archives
    Fairly Freaky Animals
    Toilet Bowl Restaurant
    Judge Says Child Molester Is Too Short For Prison
    Too Short’s NOT In The Big House!
    Kirk Douglas Wants Sundaes!
    epiclylaterd Covers The Park Party
    Nice Name, Dude!
    Kids Stick It To The (Old) Man
    A high-pitched alarm which cannot be heard by adults has been hijacked by schoolchildren to create ringtones so they can get away with using phones in class.
    Now I’m free to see the world!
    MyDeathSpace.com
    Directory of dead myspace members
    Scientists Grow Artificial Penis in Lab
    Frankenstein Cock
    Kitty & Rooster, Weird Friendship.
    Dude has amazing old-school arcade in his basement!
    Cop Shoot Cop
    ‘This is Satanism. We only see this in the movies’
    Sesame Street In The Hood
    Hey kids! it’s mister microphone!
    Belly Bongo (commercial from the 70’s)
    70’s Toy Commercials
    Police Question 2 In Muffin Mystery
    SexMaid Game!
    Ugly Breast Implants
    The paint stripper drug that kills
    An industrial solvent used to clean graffiti has become the potentially lethal drug of choice for some on the gay clubbing scene.
    Cocaine In Breast Milk Caused Death
    veeery sleeepy
    In Soviet Russia, Bike Steals Nigga.
    Nigga stole my bike, Punchout remix.
    Leia has NO CLASS, but then neither does Han.
    A.R.E. Weapons
    Dignity Crew!
    Sorry about the spooge on your catalog
    Holy Shit!
    Worse than the maggots!
    Hot Doggie Style!
    Extreme Craft: Decowpitation
    “The Militant Graffiti Artists of Stockholm didn’t take too kindly to the cows, and kidnapped one in the name of art…or at least in the name of anti-advertising-cluttering-up-every-bit-of-downtown-street-space. They demanded that the city declare the co
    Kinetic Sculpture Race
    Flatulence Filter Chair Pad
    We need these for the office!
    Max and Courtney Make Monsters
    Awesome Blog about creating monster make-up!
    pussy galore on the uncle floyd show
    Spirit of Truth – Part 2
    The Sequel! Homeboy answers calls.
    Colin Farrell Fag Action Funny-Ass Gif!
    Rockin Jellybean Art Graphics
    EL TOPO – A BOOK OF THE FILM – ONLINE
    Petey Greene – How to Eat Watermelon
    William S. Burroughs Cut-Up Films
    10 Things I Hate About Commandments
    The Ten Commandments remixed as a teen comedy trailer!
    70,000 Beer Cans Found in Ogden Townhouse
    Silver Bullet Overload
    Oozinator – Questionable Super Soaker
    More Bears Attack Monkey Pictures!
    Eatery name gets city’s panties in wad
    The name of a new restaurant in Scottsdale is stirring up trouble. The Las Vegas-based Pink Taco Mexican Restaurant
    Bears Eat Monkey in Front of Zoo Visitors
    Coins cost more to make than face value
    The Mint estimates it will cost 1.23 cents per penny and 5.73 cents per nickel this fiscal year
    Diamond-covered Mercedes SL sure to turn heads
    The Golden Plungers
    the world’s nicest public restrooms!
    The Mighty Minions of Mire!
    This is a site dedicated to the phenomena of quicksand and mud fetishes.
    Students suspended for mixing up sugary “Happy Crack”
    McDonald’s: Baby Ronald
    AT&T Whistle-Blower’s Evidence
    AT&T is asking a federal judge to keep those documents out of court, and to order the EFF to return them to the company. Here Wired News presents Klein’s statement in its entirety, along with select pages from the AT&T documents.
    Great-grandma tattoos “DO NOT RESUSCITATE” on her chest
    Super Columbine Massacre RPG!
    Face Flare
    The Largest Badonkadonk
    Movie Title Screens Page
    FIRE!
    Harpers Weekly Review
    Vegan Twinkies®
    Brazil’s prisons present free-for-all for gangs
    Girl, 11, will be Britain’s youngest mother
    The girl smokes 20 cigarettes a day despite being eight months’ pregnant. She conceived aged 11 when she lost her virginity to a boy of 15 on a drunken night out with friends.
    Death Of The Internet
    Big companies are trying to own the net. Let’s stop them.
    Stoner
    “Big Daddy”
    Pretty Planet
    Amazing NASA Satelite Photos of The Earth
    The Human Marvels: Myrtle Corbin – The Four-Legged Woman
    “It seems that her twin sister was also fully sexually formed ‚Äì thus Myrtle possessed two vaginas.”
    Federal Source to ABC News: We Know Who You’re Calling
    Von Dutch Toolbox $270,000!
    The REAL Von Dutch, not the co-opted version!
    Virtual Museum of Sex
    How to find the G spot
    Public Service
    Bishoujo Games
    Naughty Japanese Dating Computer Games
    The Psychedelic Library
    Flaming Tuba Action!
    Ooops! I did it again.
    Meth lab in home yields ‘hospital room’
    GHOST RIDE THE WHIP Gone Wrong
    Original “Gangsta Fag” Video
    Shark Attack!
    Bush likens ‘war on terror’ to WWIII
    FBI raid on CIA chief’s home after he resigns
    Sickipedia
    Sick Jokes
    NFCTD Flash Puzzles
    Pretty Damn Cool!
    eBay: Baphomet Altar Box Satanic Mummified Claw Devil Satan (item 6278440517 end time May-14-06 18:40:48 PDT)
    St Maarten Beach – Look Out For The Planes!
    USSR posters
    a collection of Soviet Union propaganda and advertisement posters from 1917 to 1991
    Morgellons Disease : Coming Soon
    “Patients say that’s the worst symptom ‚Äî strange fibers that pop out of your skin in different colors. “He’d have attacks and fibers would come out of his hands and fingers, white, black and sometimes red. Very, very painful,” said Lisa Wilson, whose so
    Electric Cinderella Shoes – with built-in stun gun
    The Naked Rabbit World Power Foundation: We Already Control Your Mind
    Police Truck Justice
    “They got ’em!”
    Hyperactive Beatbox
    Yahoo Serious Jr.
    P.E.A.R.T. – The Robotic Drum Machine
    Space Colony Artwork 1970
    Scientists Make Light Go Backwards!
    Supposedly Backwards Light Goes Faster Than Light…Weird!
    Gum Blondes
    Blonde Sex Symbols Immortalized In Used Bubblegum
    Burn This Bush!
    Madonna Gets Freaky with Some Horses
    Totally Gay Army Ad
    MySpace ‘Poser’ Arrested For Attempted Sexual Battery
    Death To Posers!
    Dick Goes Boom!
    “That’s not stupid!”
    Midget Michael Jackson!
    Knife That Shoots!
    Some Dude Puts Maggots In His Penishole
    WTF?!
    Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain “Smells Like Teen Spirit”
    Man admits subway foot-kissing assaults
    “A 23-year-old with a foot fetish has admitted he tried to kiss, fondle and lick the legs and toes of more than 70 women on the New York subway over the last three years, prosecutors said Wednesday.”
    Rare Mirage Lasts for 4 Hours Off East China Shore
    Redneck Vehicles
    The Neverending Story Theme
    Nice hair, dude!
    It Rubs The Lotion On It’s Skin
    See Ya Later, Gator
    The Fugs!
    SEXY ROCKER GIRLZ(Who Dig Rocker Guyz)
    Big bike for a big fan
    Best movie scene ever
    Rad, dude!
    Axl Goes off on Spectrum 1991
    Devo on SQUARE PEGS part 3
    Devo ( Live1973 Kent State University Creative Arts Festival )
    German ‘Robin Hoods’ give poor a taste of the high life
    “A GANG of anarchist Robin Hood-style thieves, who dress as superheroes and steal expensive food from exclusive restaurants and delicatessens to give to the poor, are being hunted by police in the German city of Hamburg.”
    FELINE MEDICAL CURIOSITIES: DWARF CATS, GIANT CATS, FAT CATS
    DNA, journal among clues in beach shooting deaths of camp counselors
    “The department distributed photographs of various items found around the bodies of 22-year-old Lindsay Cutshall and 26-year-old Jason Allen, who were each shot in the head while they slept with a .45-caliber Marlin rifle that was never found. The items i
    Jesus Could Have Walked on Ice, Scientist Says
    Giant Balls of ‘Snot’ Explain Ocean Mystery
    German cannibal guilty of murder
    “fetish for human flesh”
    Stuff On My Cat
    Penis artist’s work shocks father
    “…painted using his penis as a brush…”
    Tourist sits on Hell’s Angels’ Harley…
    Tighten Up
    Looney Tunes Hidden Gags
    Hidden Gags in Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies Cartoons
    Lifting the mask from ‘Faces of Death’
    Aircraft Crash Videos
    Car Crash Pictures
    The Fattest Fuck In The World
    3,738 Mothers Set Breast-Feeding Record
    Dude Sings Stairway To Heaven Backwards Played In Reverse
    No Satanic Messages Included
    Bureau of Engraving and Printing – Large Denominations
    $500, $1000, $5000, $10,000 Bills!
    The Gatorade Conspiracy
    Drinkers shock at body in rum barrel
    HUNGARIAN builders who drank their way to the bottom of a huge barrel of rum while renovating a house got a nasty surprise when a pickled corpse tumbled out of the empty barrel, a police magazine website reported.
    Best Places To Go To Prison
    Starfire Optical Range Eyeball
    America tests laser weapons
    Korean Scientists Develop Female Android
    Eboy’s New York
    How To Take Better Dirty Pictures!
    The Montana Sedition Project: Photo Gallery
    “In March 1918, a third-degree committee in Forsyth grilled Starr about Liberty Bonds and forced him to kiss the flag. “What is this thing anyway?” he asked. “Nothing but a piece of cotton with a little paint on it, and some other marks in the corner ther
    Creating Uncrackable Passwords
    Feds Go All Out to Kill Spy Suit
    When the government told a court Friday that it wanted a class-action lawsuit regarding the National Security Agency’s eavesdropping on Americans dismissed, its lawyers wielded one of the most powerful legal tools available to the executive branch — the
    FCC approves Net-wiretapping taxes
    Feds want IP’s to pay for easy tap access.
    Man arrested after thieves steal safe full of homemade child porn
    Play-Doh Fragrance in a bottle!
    Mmmmmmm!
    Playboy Bunny Recruitment Brochure
    Rate My Turban
    Rate My Turban
    iScratch
    Scratch using yer iPod wheel
    The Devil’s Music
    Diabolus in Musica or the Devil’s Interval
    Is It Okay for Christians to Use Marijuana and Other Drugs?
    Spy See Through Clothes Under Clothing Panty Panties Underwear
    Nine lives, six legs!
    Flaming Suicide
    Battle of the Facial Hair: Eccentrics Gather For German Beard Competition
    Candian Commuters told Prime Minster Stephen Harper ‘eats babies’
    “electronic vandalism”
    Japanese Toilet Curling
    Dress Like Yer Fave Food
    Warning! A huge videogame controller is coming.
    Street-Legal Jet Powered VW Beetle
    Piece of finger served to diner at TGI Friday’s
    Not just chicken fingers any more!
    Vampire Dog
    Knit Motorcycle
    Too Fuckin’ Cool!
    Scar Stuff: MAD Magazine “It’s A Super-Spectacular Day/ Mad Super Special Summer 1980 Flexi Disc MP3
    “…this marvel of engineering would play a random ending with every spin of your turntable thanks to the multiple grooves…”
    The Clash On Fridays for a Monday
    Chernobyl Graffiti
    Creepy
    Let Me See Yer Guitar Face!
    Milkman Mike
    Eye-Yi-Yi!
    Musical Torment
    “…a strange phenomenon known as “musical hallucinations” which is a condition very similar to having a song stuck in one’s head; but the music is considerably more true-to-life, it is heard almost non-stop, and it is practically impossible to ignore.”
    Thoughts Trigger Mental Typewriter
    A computerized typewriter that translates electrical impulses from brainwave signals into letters and words could be available in the next five years.
    400 Dead Dolphins Wash Up In Zanzibar
    “Some scientists surmise that loud bursts of sonar, which can be heard for miles in the water, may disorient or scare marine mammals, causing them to surface too quickly and suffer the equivalent of what divers call the bends – when sudden decompression f
    Soccer Streaker Scores!
    GOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!
    X-Ray Spex – Identity
    Mom on MySpace
    “I’ve covered murders, grisly accidents, airplanes falling out of the sky and, occasionally, dirty politics. But in nearly two decades of journalism, nothing has made my insides churn like seeing what my 13-year-old daughter and her friends are up to on M
    The Fabulous Ruins of Detroit
    Toronto is the new New York
    The Montage Art of Winston Smith
    This dude inspired me, when I was young, with his Dead Kennedys art. Awesome stuff!
    Wild…With Regret
    A wet T-shirt contest five years ago when she was in high school is still haunting Monica Pippin.
    Got It On “E”-Bay
    “Memo to those considering entering the exciting field of Ecstasy production: It’s probably not a good idea to set up your illicit drug lab via purchases on eBay, which apparently is being closely monitored by nosy Drug Enforcement Administration agents.”
    San Diego mayor ‘appalled’ by Mexican move to lift drug laws
    Stop Snitching on Pot Smokers!
    $50 a pop/
    Toilets of the World
    India Driving
    Georgie Interactive Animation
    Nuts!
    Lock ‘n Load, Baby!
    Funky Cat Drummer
    Bicycling Dalmation
    Naked Man Fatally Shot by Police
    Explosive chocolate bomb
    Delicious Terror!
    Fresh Meat
    Pictures on Chocolate!
    Huge 1,500-year-old pyramid discovered in Mexico City
    Giants Throughout History
    Safe, secure and kitsch
    “A German artist is trying to change the way people think about security, by replacing barbed wire with heart-shaped metal, and pointed railings with animal shapes”
    National Day of Slayer: June 6, 2006 (6/6/6)
    The Paaaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnnnnuuuuugggggghhhhhh!!!!
    Gardener found skeleton in soil bag
    A Croatian man found the skeleton of a Nazi soldier while sifting through a bag of soil for his new garden.
    Carnival Chalk Prizes
    Homicides and Crime in New York City
    Google Map of murders in the five boroughs this year
    Delicious Sheep Dung Found In Roast
    “As the family’s Sunday roast lamb was being carved, two balls appeared in the meat”
    “Look How Funky He Is!”
    Top That!
    Horse Semen Collection
    Worst Job Ever!
    Shadow Basketball
    Shoelaces for Chucks
    Fuckin’ Sneaker Nerds!
    Nice Haircut, Dude!
    Dragon Leather Bag
    Fuckin’ Crazy!
    Return of the Monkey Cowboy
    Homeless Golf Cart!
    Big shoehorn in the sky / Airlines always looking for ways to cram more people into coach
    Airbus has been quietly pitching the standing-room-only option to Asian carriers, though none has agreed to it yet. Passengers in the standing section would be propped against a padded backboard, held in place with a harness, according to experts who have
    Behind the scenes at the latest aNYthing fashion shoot
    – Oxy Cottontail –
    The new site makeover looks great!
    Venom- Black Metal
    Death To Fuckin’ Posers!
    Thor’s battle with the rubber things
    “Israelites” (Desmond Dekker)
    William Burroughs Book Covers
    500 lb Potato Battery
    “I built a potato battery out of 500 pounds of potatoes. It powered a small sound system.”
    Police Release Sketch of Rape Suspect
    Awesome Drawing!
    Skating The Aftermath
    Post-Katrina Skate Wasteland…Thnx Leo!
    Police Find Family Heirloom Is Mummified Baby
    Star Trek Nerd Interior Design
    “Experience the 24th CENTURY in your own home”
    Living in the ‘Star Trek’ Universe — For Real
    “Tony Alleyne loved the Star Trek universe so much, he wanted to live in it. So after a bitter breakup, he remodeled his condominium to look like the inside of the Starship Enterprise.”
    It Doesn’t Get More Emo Than This!
    Feel her pain!
    The World’s Youngest Drummer
    Two-headed ducks and blood-filled monkey masks
    Blacklight Tattoos
    Chimps Gone Wild
    This Week’s Prostitution Photos — Saint Paul Police
    Thnx Spunknation!
    Adidas hit over ‘racist’ trainer
    Slug Eats Worm
    Mmmmmmmm!
    G.G Allin – The Gas Station NYC Last Show
    He ODed that night
    Buddy Rich Vs. Animal
    Muppet Breaks ‘n Beats!
    3,000 gallons of sewage spews into home
    Utility workers trying to blast out a grease clog from a sewer line forced 3,000 gallons of raw sewage into a couple’s home
    Female Mask Galleries
    The Camel-Toe Report
    Illustrated Book of Sexual Records
    Headph0ne Phet1sh
    pictures of women wearing headphones
    The Contortion Home Page
    Female Desperation
    “These pages are dedicated to people who like to see women dying for a pee”
    Street Fighter Adult Cosplay Sex Movies
    FURSUIT – The Furry Costume Information Exchange
    A Plushie Lexicon
    Deviant Desires: Amputee Devotees
    HOT or NOT?!?!?!
    Cousin Geri
    “I’m not drunk…”
    Stop the Madness
    “The White House made this anti-drug music video in 1980s. Starring New Edition, LaToya Jackson, Whitney Houston, Nancy Reagan, David Hasselhoff, Tootie from Facts of Life, Herb Alpert, Casey Kasem and Boogaloo Shrimp from the Breakin’ franchise!” Thnx S
    80’s White Average Homeboy
    Thnx Tim Barber!
    Knitta, Please!
    Knit Tagging!
    Granny Sells H
    Disappearing Rabbit Trick
    Supermodel arrested for allegedly hitting flight attendant
    Are you ready for your mugshot close-up?
    Marc Ecko wastes lots more money on fake graffiti
    Clash At Bond Casino
    Local NY News Cast Footage
    Challenge Pissing
    Used Car Parody Commercial
    Pirate Baby’s Cabana Battle Street Fight 2006
    Cool-ass Gameboy Inspired Animation
    Cross-Dressing Sim Tom Cruise
    Pimp My Snack
    Big-Ass Home-Made Versions of Snack Foods
    Einstein The Parrot
    Sly and the Family Stone – Dance To The Music
    Dutchman builds modern Noah’s Ark
    “This will speak very much to children… they’ll hear the creak of the wood, smell the smell of the dung”
    Phony kids, virtual sex
    Some “Second Life” participants say they’re disquieted by virtual sexual role-play between adults and players using child avatars.
    “Hemp Hop” Weeded Rap MP3’s
    It’s 4/20 Duuuuuuuude!
    Decapitated heads of police officials found in Acapulco
    The heads of Acapulco Preventive Police Commander Mario Nunez Magana and Preventive Police Officer Jesus Alberto Ibarra were accompanied by a red sign with black lettering that warned, “So that you learn to respect.”
    Beware the door-to-door free breast exam guy!
    Japanese Girl Taunts Polar Bear
    Woman Smuggles Grenade Into Jail
    Salvadoran Woman Detained After Allegedly Smuggling Grenade Hidden in Her Vagina Into Jail
    Rumors on the Internets
    The Peanuts Tattoo Page
    Hang on Snoopy, Hang on!
    New Robotcop set to fight crime
    Anarchy – Scams
    Oldschool Text Files
    Newspaper Picture Story-Award of Excellence
    Prison Photos
    THE SPIRIT OF TRUTH
    “If you like your religion peppered with profanity, “The Spirit of Truth” is the man for you.” – Thnx Uarm.net
    Optical Illusions Etc
    Flavored Oxygen!
    Game Pulled From Stores After Man Finds Racy Picture
    Important English Lesson for Japanese People
    Sexy English
    Woman Unknowingly Videotapes Sister’s Demise
    Maria didn’t find out it was her sister till the next day. Now she says she wishes she would have done something to save her.
    Death Metaler from the band Gorgoroth hit by train
    “Maybe the metal gods above were smiling on me and they didn’t want one of their true warriors to die on them. Otherwise, I’d be up there in the kingdom of steel.”
    The California Department of Corrections
    “series of artfully-“corrected” public billboards with biting and poignant messages.”
    kraftwerk- autobahn
    1975 ElectroKrautz
    The Final Countdown… LIVE!
    Worst. Version. EVER!
    WTF?
    Subterranean Cities
    The Banana Club Museum
    The International Banana Club
    LOOK AT ME BEING SERIOUS!
    Billboard Alteration Salutes U.S. Military in Iraq
    The MIRT & EVP preemptive traffic devices at SkyOptics.com
    Change lights
    No green light for driver with traffic signal gadget
    “The device, called an Opticon, is similar to what firefighters use to change lights when they respond to emergencies. It emits an infrared pulse that receivers on the traffic lights pick up.”
    Harper’s Weekly Review
    Catch up with current events with this weekly news summary, well worth email subscribing to.
    Mr. Rogers Break Dancing!
    Enterobius vermicularis in the cecum
    “A 55-year-old man presented with intermittent, crampy pain in the right lower quadrant of the abdomen. A colonoscopy was ordered and revealed multiple mobile 1-cm worms, Enterobius vermicularis, in the cecum.”
    Kansas cabin that once belonged to William S. Burroughs for sale on eBay
    Heroin not included.
    Rare Wu-Tang Clan MP3 Bonanza!
    A shitload of downloads, shit like the Enter The Wu demos
    Fuck
    “This Article is as simple and provocative as its title suggests: it explores the legal implications of the word fuck.”
    Crime does pay – minimum wage
    McGriddle Fan Fiction
    Lars or Michael?
    Batman Vs. Metallica
    Zoning stink wears on
    Dude in Ohio isn’t allowed to put up a fence, so he puts up a row of toilets.
    Fantasy Coffins From Ghana
    Check out the Air Jordan Coffin!
    General Butt Naked
    Two Engined Wooden Cadillac
    Graffiti Research Lab » Night Writer
    Florida Has Big Problem: Snakes The Size Of Phone Poles
    What’s the origin of “the finger”?
    Fainting Goats
    9-Year-Old Is Veteran Bullfighter
    14,000 Brass Knuckles Found Disguised As Belt Buckles
    Beverage Creates a Buzz
    Cocaine-Cola
    Rival midget KISS tribute bands clash!
    MiniKiss Vs. Tiny Kiss
    Elephant Eats Scores of Cookies, Gets Sick
    Sri Lanka’s most celebrated elephant, “Raja,” has fallen ill after eating scores of cookies, chocolates and other rich food offered to him as part of Buddhist new year celebrations.

    one red paperclip
    Bartering from one red paperclip to a free year’s rent!
    Motherfuckin’ Flying Cat!
    Lucid Decapitation
    Off with yer motherfuckin’ head.
    One Got Fat – Weird Monkey Mask Bicycle Safety Film 1963
    1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12!
    Ralph Williams Bay Shore Chrysler
    Late nite live ad from the 1970s for a car dealer that totally rips the sponsor a new one.
    Shoelace Knots – How To Tie Your Shoes
    16 Different Ways To Tie Shoelaces
    FUCK
    Midget B-Boy Battle
    Stacked Can Art
    Festival of the Steel Phallus
    Horrid skin condition
    ’86 World Series Game Six
    A re-enactment of the notorious game six, in RBI Baseball, an old video game.
    Jewish sex commando targets Israeli porn websites
    A group of Jewish ultra-Orthodox hackers is waging a war against pornographic websites, replacing their content with nothing but the picture of a revered rabbi, an Israeli paper reported Monday.
    The MySpace Economy
    Porn star’s offer to Bin Laden
    “I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims.”
    Secret Worlds: The Universe Within
    Zoom In From the Milky Way to subatomic particles
    Blog Gangsigns
    Japanese R&B in Blackface
    Great fakers scammed ancient Italy
    2000 Year-Old Counterfeit Coin!
    DEA Agent Who Shot Self In Foot Sues Uncle Sam
    “Paige was making a “drug education presentation” in April 2004 to a Florida youth group when his firearm (a Glock .40) accidentally discharged. The shooting occurred moments after Paige told the children that he was the only person in the room profession
    Vampire Killing Kit 19th century Transylvania Antique
    Slightly Used
    ‘Happy face’ crater on Mars
    Plainfield property where killer Ed Gein lived is up for auction on eBay
    “This is the land where Ed Gein lived. Wisconsin’s most famous murderer, until Jeffrey Dahmer, was arrested on this land in November 1957. Inside the ramshackle farmhouse – which burned down shortly before the property was auctioned the following March –
    Ultimate Pimped Out Limojet
    I Stay Fly-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y!
    Target Child Food Porn
    Man hit with $218 trillion phone bill
    Wild Out Arabs
    Penguin Sweaters
    Battle of the Sexless
    “He doused his genitals with the antiseptic until they glowed amber, then slowly, carefully, slit open his scrotum.”
    Wired News: Geek Graffiti Takes on New York
    Electro-Graf
    Gorilla Cover Gallery
    Oook oook ooook!
    Casebook: Jack the Ripper
    Everything you ever wanted to know about Jack The Ripper…but were afraid to ask!
    Super Monkey Poop Fight
    Old School Style Video Game
    Wis. Man Accused of Tagging 6 Cell Blocks
    “Troy Lee Mosby placed his signature “Syrup” tag on the walls, beds, tables, locker and mirrors of six cell blocks at the Milwaukee County House of Correction, according to a criminal complaint filed Thursday.”
    NYC Subway Tokens
    Fuck A Metrocard!
    rayguns (intergalactic self-defense mechanisms)
    NASA Plane Crash
    Yeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
    The Ryugyong Hotel – One Creepy Building
    “The Ryugyong Hotel is, in my opinion, the single most unsettling structure ever erected by the hand of man. It‚Äôs 1,082 feet tall, has 105 floors, and encloses 3.9 million square feet of floor space. And it is completely empty. It doesn‚Äôt even have wi
    The Taxidermy Art of Walter Potter (1835-1918)
    Fuckin’ Amazin’ !
    Deadly Pussy
    “While in the holding cell, she removed a .25-caliber semiautomatic from her vaginal cavity.”
    Mentos + Diet Coke = Soda Orgasm
    Nine Eleven in Three Dee
    Peter Potty – the world’s only flushable toddler urinal
    Whistle-Blower Outs NSA Spy Room
    “AT&T provided National Security Agency eavesdroppers with full access to its customers’ phone calls, and shunted its customers’ internet traffic to data-mining equipment installed in a secret room in its San Francisco switching center, according to a for
    ‘Star Wars Kid’ cuts a deal with his tormentors
    “…one of the world’s first and most-publicized cases of cyber-bullying.”
    Yoko Ono Cut Piece 1965
    Snip! Snip!
    Fun With Packing Tape!
    Self Replicating the Head out of Tape to create a Tape Man clone
    :::: jumbo queen ::::
    Homemade Garbagedump Ferriswheel
    Pakistani children ride a ferris wheel over a heap of garbage in a slum area of Karachi, Pakistan
    Famous One-Eyed Kitten to Go on Display
    Future Now: Reconfigurable Cities
    The PAD is envisioned as a combination vehicle/residence, what GM calls “an urban loft with mobility”.
    Man Sends Bomb To Doctor After Penis-Enlargement Surgery
    “A man pleaded guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges for sending a mail bomb to a Chicago surgeon he said botched his penile enlargement surgery…”
    ALL ABOARD! Trend Central©
    aNYthing® The next BAPE™?
    WTF?!
    Fun With Steel Wool
    Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme
    Classic Cartoon Archive
    Some good ones here!
    Worst-Case Scenarios: How To Survive A Riot
    Thief gets away with Grateful Dead leader’s toilet
    The long, strange trip continues for Jerry Garcia’s toilet. Police say the Grateful Dead leader’s commode was stolen recently from a driveway along with three other toilets and a bidet.
    Tipsy flowers don’t tip over
    Booze stunts stem and leaves, but doesn’t affect blossoms, study finds
    Man held as terrorism suspect over punk song
    The taxi driver had become worried on the way to the airport because Mann had been singing along to The Clash’s 1979 anthem “London Calling,” which features the lyrics “Now war is declared — and battle come down” while other lines warn of a “meltdown exp
    Herv√© Villechaize Sings “This Is All I Ask”
    Anarchy In The UK
    The Sex Pistols (Glen Matlock Version) do “Anarchy in The UK” on September 4th 1976 on the Granada TV show “So It Goes”.
    Extreme Escalator Dive Mishap
    Owch!
    Operation Taco Bell
    Drivethru Snatch
    Doctor fired for ‘anal massage’ technique
    Knited Bodysuits
    Fuckin’ Cool…I Wan’ One!
    Ernst Haeckel: Kunstformen der Natur 1899-1904
    Trippy Nature Illustrations
    Nuclear Blasts + Disco William Tell Overture Video
    The strange case of the man who took 40,000 ecstasy pills in nine years
    “For the first two years his use was an average of five pills per weekend. Gradually this escalated until he was taking around three and a half pills a day. At the peak, the man was taking an estimated 25 pills every day for four years.”
    Super Mario Paranoia
    “The Portage County Hazardous Materials Unit and Bomb Detection Unit were called in to downtown Ravenna on Friday morning after seventeen suspicious packages — boxes wrapped in gold wrapping paper with question marks spray painted on them — had alarmed
    The amazing DIY village FM radio station
    $1!
    ‘Sketch Pad’ Nude Club Owner Pleads Guilty
    Christopher Teague, owner of Erotic City, attempted to skirt the city’s anti-nudity ordinance last year when he gave patrons sketch pads and pencils so they could draw the nude dancers.
    The REAL Neckface!
    Activists Decry Porn’s Move to Mainstream
    “It’s pornography. And if you’re a consumer, John Harmer thinks you’re damaging your brain.”
    Ex-Police Chief Gets 12 Years in Sex Case
    A former police chief was sentenced Friday to 12 years in prison for having sex with a 14-year-old girl in his police car
    Anti-Fart Dog Thong!
    “The Dogone – Dog Gas Neutralizing Pad is a comfortable and least intrusive means for deodorizing gassy discharges in a thong design.”
    Mariko Takahashi’s FITNESS VIDEO
    weird poodle workout video
    The Pentagon plans to detonate 700 tons of conventional high explosives in Nevada
    Hand-Painted Movie Posters from Ghana
    Brain Cells Fused with Computer Chip
    “The line between living organisms and machines has just become a whole lot blurrier. European researchers have developed “neuro-chips” in which living brain cells and silicon circuits are coupled together.”
    Motorcycle Tour of the Chernobyl “dead zone”
    Creepy!
    Pimpstar Custom LED Wheels….Crazy!
    The PimpStar is a huge leap forward in the evolution of the wheel. With the PimpStar’s built-in full color LED lights, microprocessor and wireless modem, you can display virtually any image, including text, graphics, logos, and even digital photos!
    Iraq War Coalition Fatalities
    Animated Map
    Scared Owl
    Police wrestle 108 bags of marijuana out of pit bull’s mouth
    A Boston detective searching the apartment of a drug suspect wound up wrestling a sack containing 108 bags of marijuana out of the clenched jaws of a pitbull named Prada.
    Boy gets caught in toy-filled ‘claw’ machine
    A homeless beauty and the beast
    “Heroin and crack crushed it all.”
    Spherical Treehouses That Look Like Eyeballs
    Two-head girl dies of infection
    “The second head contained eyes, a nose and a mouth, but was not connected to any internal organs and was not capable of independent thought.”
    Leprechaun gimme da gold rap video
    It’s the motherfuckin’ REMIX!
    YouTube – Nintendo Sixty-FOOOOOOOOOOUR
    Nintendo Sixty-FOOOOOOOOOOUR!!!
    70s Live Action Kid Vid
    A tribute to the Saturday Morning Shows of the 70’s
    Mego Museum: The World’s Greatest Mego Playset
    Marionettes Performing Motorhead’s Ace of Spades
    Officials seek perpetrator in rape of poodle
    sCrAmBlEd?HaCkZ!
    Promo video for a beatbox video controller…prettty fuckin’ dope!
    Scientoligist Musicians
    Beck, Courtney Love, Van Morrison, and many more!
    Intellectual Property Run Amok
    The Photographer’s Right – A Downloadable Flyer
    Your Rights When You Are Stopped or Confronted for Photography
    Sculpture of A nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth
    Disney – VD Attack Plan – (Venereal Disease Education)
    Disney + STD!
    Megaphone Helmets
    Can you hear me now?!
    Milkcrate Digest
    Neckface Fotolog
    X-Clan’s Professor X Dies Of Spinal Meningitis
    “Vanglorious! This is protected by the red, the black and green/ With a key, siss-eeeeeeeee!”
    Virtual reality machine gives police hallucinations
    Better than a video iPod!
    Piss Controled Video Games
    Leprechaun In the ‘Hood : A New Begining
    “Who else who seen the leprechaun say yeah!”
    Courtney Love Was Doing So Well…
    Frances Bean Cobain-Love Is Growin’ Up Fast
    m1a9366b pr0n
    Crazy Dog
    This footage made me laugh till I cried…WTF?!
    Welcome to the Virtual Personal Robot Museum!
    Consumer Robots of the 70’s-90’s
    Porn euros being passed off as real
    Eros!
    Porn star hits it big as wine-maker
    From moans to wines.
    Normal NJ
    Dirty Jerz in the haus!
    Duh! Man arrested after asking cops to test his new crack pipe

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