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Swipe right for … a sperm donor?
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Tinder-style online dating apps ‘lower your self-esteem’ https://t.co/zrsGrJCTmf

All mammals take ~12 seconds to poop. – Hydrodynamics of defecation https://t.co/VA6G6VpF0F

How Beauty Evolves – duck sex, dancing birds, and human orgasms https://t.co/jbwJMcmKqP

SHOCK VIDEO: Elderly Woman Attacked At ‘Block Boyz’ Pool Party in Florida, Thrown Into Pool With Her Dogs https://t.co/LNVLDPs7NT

Humans Are Pretty Great Smellers, Neuroscientist Argues https://t.co/hdkD9SdNSa

When Charities Go Horribly Wrong – CharityWatch Hall of Shame https://t.co/8XurPnMVmr

Taser will use police body camera videos “to anticipate criminal activity” https://t.co/EuANeKsQWH

Top NSA Whistleblower: Ransomware Hack Due to “Swindle of the Taxpayers” by Intelligence Agencies https://t.co/M8WjHC8hkj

Deer caught eating human remains for first time
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Everyone on Earth has been irradiated by Fukushima — “Shocking new study reveals true extent of global impact” https://t.co/gSQVwa1GNU

Why do North Koreans hate us? One reason — they remember the Korean War https://t.co/wKa3pZURX4

This Strung-Out Dope Pusher Peddled Pills for Big Pharma https://t.co/WPStfKD6wJ

The heroin business is booming in America https://t.co/F1cnlVGCcb

Cop fakes body cam footage, prosecutors drop drug charges https://t.co/UaGi4psg8d

White Cop subjected to racial taunts on the job after genetic test on Ancestry.com says he’s 18% BLACK
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When everybody realizes Walmart doesn’t have enough security to stop everybody #Looting https://t.co/rPNs1ROpmM

The ACLU to travelers: Maybe don’t go to Texas right now https://t.co/QAfTHGoWgq

You Can’t Say That on Television (Colbert Edition) https://t.co/3G7L2da8L3

Cut / Paste: The sample legacy of Computer World, Kraftwerk’s most influential album https://t.co/1vg63GcLQR

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‘The Matrix’ Reboot: It’s Finally Happened. Hollywood Has Run Out of All the Ideas https://t.co/mUT7YBEkR5

Tools & Tricks For Calling Bullshit https://t.co/s0SvZnwg9s

James Brown – Every Soul Train appearance

Former CIA Director Michael Hayden Blames Millennials for Government Leaks https://t.co/O4dOrEeU8C

A Rogue Robot Is Blamed For a Human Colleague’s Gruesome Death https://t.co/U0528GMcHc

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American cocaine use is way up. Colombia’s coca boom might be why https://t.co/YiNlLE2RWZ

Russian Billionaire Loses $150 Million on Four Artworks https://t.co/ZAyE5hAee2

Goodbye to All That: Why Do Artists Reject the Art World? https://t.co/ySQw1Vr9XE

The Neural Systems of People Who Don’t Enjoy Music https://t.co/I670YQicsb

Women watch porn on their mobile phones more often than men, study claims https://t.co/xEFvdwyaOo

Poachers are trying to hack animal tracking systems https://t.co/QKzcI9AW7J

Horn-pilfering poachers murdered a young rhino at a French zoo https://t.co/YL1drToJNB

Facebook failed to remove sexualised images of children https://t.co/SWTchRfjAW

Manufacturing 750,000,000 Doses of LSD to Save the World
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REMEMBER:
It just doesn’t matter!

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Assassin in a Mini Skirt

A Neuroscientist Explains Why Donald Trump Needs LSD
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People are freezing their genitals to ‘spice up’ their sex life – and improve their appearance
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Are ‘thigh brows’ the new cleavage? Model drops jaws with intimate folds
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Man Finds $12,000 of Cocaine In His Nestle Quik Container
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Assassin in a mini skirt #LOL
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‘Prenup’ For Sex Tapes Could Save You From Revenge Porn
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Utah Couple Charged With Drone Peeping
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Scientists Use Stem Cells To Grow Animal-Free Pork In a Lab
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Popular Painkiller Acetaminophen aka Tylenol is Proven to Dull Human Empathy and Joy
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Master Prankster Joey Skaggs on Fake News (and he should know)
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‘Racist’ Gay Porn Star with Nazi Tattoos Arrested in Texas Meth Raid
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Live Cockroach Pulled From Inside Indian Woman’s Skull
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Bacterial infection linked to rat urine in NYC 🐀☣
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Disease ‘superspreaders’ accounted for nearly two-thirds of Ebola cases, study finds
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2 Women Try To Sneak 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Into U.S.
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Vintage guitar ads featuring hot chicks with big hair
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Sex doesn’t sell any more, activism does. And don’t the big brands know it
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Meet The London Punks That Grew Up
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New York Governor Cuomo Opposes Legal Weed, While Helping His Alcohol Industry Donors
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TSA employees arrested for cocaine smuggling
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Illegal Drug Trade Essential to Geopolitics, Says Former Diplomat
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Trump Singles – A Dating Site Catering Exclusively to Trump Supporters
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Andvinyly – Press your ashes into a vinyl record
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Stalkscan makes it easy to do highly specific searches on Facebook
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Your Personal Facebook Live Videos Can Legally End Up on TV
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Longtime SF DJ Builds Online Archive Of ’80s And ’90s Club Mixes From Long-Gone Nightclubs
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The Move’s Magnetic Waves of Sound (or ‘The Move: Most Underrated Band of All Freaking Time?’)
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Getting All Your News From Facebook Is Like Eating Only Potato Chips
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Match.com lonely heart ‘kept as slave after falling for man she met on dating website’
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The Andy Warhol episode of ‘The Love Boat’
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Face Recognition + Mandatory Police Body Cameras = Mass Surveillance
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Army Lifts Ban on Dreadlocks #Irie
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‘Puff, puff, pass’: How dolphins are using blowfish to get high
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Yugoslavian Computer Magazine Cover Girls of the 1980s-90s
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Excessive Radiation Inside Fukushima Fries Clean-Up Robot
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The theory that smoking banana peels will get you high is one of the original pieces of fake news 🍌💨
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John Waters: ‘A new kind of anarchy is going to happen next’
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Obamacare

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Heil To The Chief

President Trump’s face on some of 5,500 packets of heroin
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This Exists: Snail Mucus Soothing Gel

Why Yale University Library decided to preserve nearly 3,000 horror and exploitation movies on VHS
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Two scabies infected men arrested after sex act in NJ Bed Bath & Beyond https://t.co/Fg7OYvI9H8

‘Don Disco’ Britain’s OLDEST DJ still spinning records at the age of 80
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Weed smugglers are getting creative with fake limes https://t.co/mZ6fQ36jd7

Internal documents show TSA has no scientific basis for its behavior detection program https://t.co/gzvCLnL0nd

Weird Monument to Yuri Gagarin, First Man In Space
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People in tech have money. Why won’t they spend it on art? https://t.co/QcfzQkA7C7

D.C.’s Inauguration Protesters Are Being Hit With Facebook Data Searches #DeleteYourFacebook
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RIP Prof. Irwin Corey

Russians Engineer a Brilliant Slot Machine Cheat—And Casinos Have No Fix https://t.co/hWgbHL6Pgw

Retro wonderland: exploring the postmodern aesthetics of ‘90s Taco Bell interior design
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Buddhist monk held after millions of meth pills found in monastery #PervertedMonks https://t.co/1vx2aV3A0O

Leaked video shows new ‘nightmare-inducing’ wheeled robot from Boston Dynamics https://t.co/WRuU3BId2S

Google Chrome 56 Quietly Added Bluetooth Snitch API https://t.co/UaMGOodtdZ

Silicon Valley’s technolibertarian dream was invented by LSD Guru Timothy Leary https://t.co/ON0u2S5loD

President Trump’s face on some of 5,500 packets of heroin
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Missing Foundation, the long-lost industrial rockers who almost destroyed New York City https://t.co/LYlnDSjLvC

FBI: U.S. law enforcement infiltrated by white supremacists https://t.co/gaMyWdXrOD

Why An LSD High Lasts For So Long https://t.co/FAdPBRgVS8

Human porn stars will be replaced by ‘virtual actors’ in the future #JO2CGI https://t.co/Bga8Kl2MyR

Why Hollywood as We Know It Is Already Over https://t.co/Qfd2rMjTTy

Here’s what Chinese smog does to a high-speed train
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I’m So Impressed You Can Walk Lock Step With The Status Quo

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I’m so impressed you can walk lock step with the status quo

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“It’s like prison,” said Harry Jumonji, …”You got to be high to sleep.” mobile.nytimes.com/blogs/lens/201…

El Chapo and the Secret History of the Heroin Crisis esquire.com/news-politics/…

Love bite horror as teen dies ‘after girlfriend’s hickey formed blood clot that travelled to brain causing stroke mirror.co.uk/news/world-new…

Vast Majority Quit Illegal Drug Use On Their Own Within First Year, Study Finds thefix.com/vast-majority-…

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Revenge Porn: That time Linda Lovelace taught Sammy Davis Jr. how to deepthroat… her husband dangerousminds.net/comments/reven…

As Boys Get Fatter, Parents Worry About Child’s Penis Size nyti.ms/2c2CEVP

Snapchat is cataloging full 3D face scans of all its users and selling the sensitive data m.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/c…

U.S. Customs and Border Protection Wants to Know Who You Are on Twitter—But It’s a Flawed Plan eff.org/deeplinks/2016…

LSD Might Make You More Creative #Duh time.com/4463136/lsd-re…

Wha Oh! Wha Oh! That thing you hear in every other pop song is the Millennial Whoop boingboing.net/2016/08/22/wha…

Ramen has replaced cigarettes as barter currency in prisons because cost cuts have made the provided meals so shitty courthousenews.com/2016/08/23/beh…

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‘Can they produce a full smile? Can they lift both arms? If not then yes, get to the er!’

Why does every movie trailer havta have that ‘Beeeeooooooohhhhhh’ bass drop sound in it when something epic happens?

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Weedmaps is BULLSHIT latimes.com/business/techn…

Stripper Life: A Hot Dancer Uses Hilarious Drawings To Give A Look Into Her Raunchy Club Nights allnight.com/post/9576-stri…

Video: You Know That “Pool Smell” You Think Is Chlorine? It’s Actually Pee thedailysheeple.com/video-you-know…

Where Fish Pee, Corals Grow blogs.discovermagazine.com/d-brief/2016/0…

I just threw up in my brain:

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12 Foods You Don’t Have to Buy Organic articles.mercola.com/sites/articles…

User Illusion: Everyday ‘Placebo Buttons’ Create Semblance of Control 99percentinvisible.org/article/user-i…

Map reveals average erect penis size of men from around the world… and African blokes come first thesun.co.uk/living/1638214…

Comedian Fined $42,000 by Human Rights Tribunal for Telling a Joke heat.st/2b2s5QY

Asskicker coffee has 80 times more caffeine than regular coffee #YesPlease boingboing.net/2016/08/31/ass…

Chilling ‘satanic human sacrifice’ video spooks scientists working at world’s biggest particle accelerator CERN mirror.co.uk/news/weird-new…

BEFORE AND BEYOND MADCHESTER: 86-93
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Climb aboard ‘Hare-Force One,’ Hugh Hefner’s $5 million DC-9 jet with its own discothèque dangerousminds.net/comments/climb…

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‘Prince was wearing a black shirt and pants — both were on backward — and his socks were inside-out’ when he was found dead

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Police to arrest people based on ‘Sentiment Analysis’ of their Tweets fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/police-to-arre…

Officers warned about possible attacks during ‘Black August’ abc7news.com/1456140/

Unverified ‘Threats,’ Uncritically Reported: A Tradition as Old as Protest fair.org/home/unverifie…

‘Kill More Cops’ Graffiti Mural Appears on Major L.A. Freeway breitbart.com/california/201…

Cockroach milk is the superfood the world’s been waiting for nyp.st/2a28Yp

Founders of Western civilisation were prehistoric dope dealers newscientist.com/article/209644…

Manhattan’s Wealthy Are Afraid To Buy Cocaine thefix.com/manhattans-wea…

Bubba, a seven-month-old puppy who underwent four months of treatment for exposure to illegal narcotics plays is held in the exercise area on Wednesday morning at the Orange County Animal Care in Orange. Bubba went up for adoption on Wednesday. ///ADDITIONAL INFORMATION: Slug: bubba.072016, Day: Wednesday, July 20, 2016 (7/20/16), Time: 7:36:55 AM, Location: Orange, California - - MARK RIGHTMIRE, THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER

Meth and heroin addicted dog Bubba is now clean m.ocregister.com/articles/bubba…

He Won $3 Million in a Lottery. Then He Invested in Crystal Meth. nyti.ms/2auM3Y9

Rio drug dealers take advantage of Olympics fever in Brazil by selling bags of cocaine emblazoned with Games’ logo thesun.co.uk/news/1509670/s…

THC-A Crystalline: 99.9% THC Crystal Hash looks like Meth marijuana.com/blog/news/2016…

Georgia appeals court says “upskirting” is legal cbsnews.com/news/georgia-a…

Seattle TSA Worker Arrested on Voyeurism Charge nbcnews.to/2aaJt9N

Women could be swapping human sex partners for robots in less than 10 years
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‘Gay Monopoly’ an absolutely fabulous vintage board game from 1983 dangerousminds.net/comments/go_di…

McDonald’s Site Hijacked With Offensive Burger Ideas. Mosque at Ground-Zero, Recktal Prolapse & Toddler Body Bag slashdot.org/story/16/07/21…

Scientists Ponder an Evolutionary Mystery: The Female Orgasm nyti.ms/2aI2XCC

Starving Venezuelans Break Into Zoo to Butcher Animals thedailysheeple.com/starving-venez…

HBO is Rapey
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Zika Found in Semen Months After Infection, Researchers Say abcnews.go.com/Health/zika-vi…

BODY FLUIDS IN HOODOO:
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No Politics, Please, I’m Eatin’

KFC Confession

How robots will soon take teens’ virginity dailym.ai/1Uq4fhj

Human-pig hybrids for organ transplants could develop into monsters with ‘OUR brains’ shr.gs/YefbH4k#

Blinking (and its associated dopamine shift) appears to affect our perception of time, study finds voc.tv/1ULxdrN

Movie written by algorithm arstechnica.com/the-multiverse…

Oklahoma Highway Patrol Uses New Device To Steal Money From Prepaid Cards news9.com/story/32168555…

This Idiot Who Robbed a Bank and Posted It on Instagram Is Excited About His Three-Year Prison Sentence shar.es/1JhZCQ

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New York City NY 11/1/72 A prisoner reading in his cell with photographs of women covering the walls in Tombs Prison jplaffont.photoshelter.com/image/I0000Ai1…

Big Pharma Killed Prince

Prince’s former drug dealer reveals extent of his addiction dailym.ai/1psQA0v

Who Killed Muhammad Ali?

The FBI Is Developing Software to Track and Sort People by Their Tattoos  gizmodo.com/the-fbi-is-dev…

Young boy finds crystal meth in his Kinder Surprise egg telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/0…

Man fitted with £70k eight-inch bionic penis after freak childhood accident has op to make it SMALLER thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/n…

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I have the opposite of French tips, dirt under my nails

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Rise of the Spice Zombies dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3…

The synthetic opioid U-47700 is killing people in Texas 💉 7.5 Times Stronger Than Morphine thefix.com/potent-new-syn…

Man Pisses On Kellogg’s Cereal Assembly Line [Video] m.wmctv.com/wmctv/db_38156…

Homo sapiens have a more adventurous sexual history than previously realized interbreeding w/ extinct human species news.yahoo.com/homo-sapiens-s…

The girl who bleeds from her EYES and EARS dailymail.co.uk/health/article…

Facebook’s ad platform now guesses at your race based on your behavior – ‘ethnic affinity’
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How to hack a sex toy: tech firms warn public on growing cyber-risks news.yahoo.com/hack-sex-toy-t…

Nothing you see on TV or the Internet can be trusted anymore. NOTHING!
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Never trust a girl with too many followers

Young people prefer an Internet connection to daylight cnet.com/news/young-peo…

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