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Perversion For Profit (1965) Vintage Anti Porn Propaganda

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Perversion for Profit is a 1965 propaganda film financed by Charles Keating and narrated by news reporter George Putnam. A vehement diatribe against pornography, the film argues that sexually explicit materials corrupt young viewers and readers, leading to acts of violence and “perverted” attitudes regarding sex—including inclination toward homosexuality. Although Perversion for Profit is quite serious in its suggestion that pornography could erode the integrity of American culture, Peter L. Stein of the San Francisco Chronicle wrote in a 2003 review that it was “shrill and sometimes comical”.

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Today, Perversion for Profit is in the public domain, and due largely to its unintentional humor value, it has become popular on the Prelinger Archives website and on YouTube. As Peter L. Stein observes in an article for the San Francisco Chronicle, however, the film also has considerable historical significance, serving as a sort of time capsule of pornography from the era as well as an example of historical concerns regarding media influence:

…as the parade of girlie magazine covers, men’s physique pictorials and campy S&M leaflets continues, the film betrays a kind of prurience the filmmakers could hardly have intended. What results is a remarkable visual record of midcentury underground literature and sexual appetites, and a gloss on the values of the society that condemned them.

“Now, you might ask yourself ‘Why this sudden concern? Pornography and sex deviation have always been with mankind.’ This is true. But, now, consider another fact: never in the history of the world have the merchants of obscenity, the teachers of unnatural sex acts, had available to them the modern facilities for disseminating this filth. High-speed presses, rapid transportation, mass distribution: all have combined to put the vilest obscenity within reach of every man, woman, and child in the country.”—George Putnam, narrator.

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“This same type of rot and decay caused sixteen of the nineteen major civilizations to vanish from the Earth. Magnificent Egypt, classical Greece, imperial Rome, all crumbled away not because of the strength of the aggressor, but because of moral decay from within. But we are in a unique position to cure our own ills: our Constitution was written by men who put their trust in God and founded a government based in His laws. These laws are on our side. We have a constitutional guarantee of protection against obscenity. And, in this day especially, we must seek to deliver ourselves from this twisting, torturing evil. We must save our nation from decay and deliver our children from the horrors of perversion. We must make our land, ‘the land of the free’, a safe home. Oh, God, deliver us, Americans, from evil.”—George Putnam, narrator (closing words).

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“This moral decay weakens our resistance to the onslaught of the communist masters of deceit.” —George Putnam, narrator.

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Mr. Freedom (1969) William Klein – Anti-Imperialist Satirical Farce

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Mr. Freedom is a 1969 film by the expatriate American photographer and filmmaker William Klein. Starring the popular French actor Delphine Seyrig, this anti-imperialist satirical farce has cameos by the well-known actors Donald Pleasence and Philippe Noiret, as well as the musician Serge Gainsbourg.

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Like his previous film, Who Are You, Polly Magoo?, and reminiscent of the feel of much of Zazie in the Metro, in which Klein is credited as artistic consultant, Mr. Freedom features absurd characters, comical costuming, and exaggeration. The title character’s uniform is an odd assemblage of discarded football gear, face paint, and hockey gloves. The United States Embassy is a department store run by skipping models in spandex, proffering right-wing mercenaries and “Freedom Kits” of high-tech weaponry. Freedom training sessions are Dantian visions of rape and sadism. Every scene aims for the absurd, reaching both for comedic effect and political statement.

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Filmed at the height of the Vietnam War and concurrently with the radical political upheaval of 1968 France, Mr. Freedom is a political farce, clearly sympathizing with national liberation and left wing movements. The title character, a stand-in for U.S. political and economic might, is a crude, cruel buffoon in the service of corporations. His rhetoric of freedom stands in cold relief to his actions, which are anything but democratic. The politics get a bit muddled with the characters of Mujick Man, Red China Man, and the FAF, but they would seem to be stand-ins for the Soviet Union, communist China, and the radical milieu of the 1968 uprisings, respectively. Mr. Freedom makes numerous left wing statements on the Cold War, and more specifically, the Vietnam War.

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Skaterdater (1965) The First Skateboard Film

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Skaterdater is a 1965 American short film. It was Produced by Marshal Backlar, and written and directed by Noel Black and was the winner of the Palme d’Or for Best Short Film at the 1966 Cannes Film Festival. It was also nominated for an Academy Award in the Best Short Subject category. First prizes in international film festivals including Moscow and Venice.

 

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The film tells a story with no dialogue. The group of boy skaters are suddenly at a point when one of the boys sees a young girl, and becomes interested in her. This causes a rift with the other boys, who challenges him to a skating duel that goes down a hilly street. The young boy loses, however, he gets the girl, and shortly, a few other girls are seen and become interested in the boys, too. The surf rock-esque soundtrack was composed by Mike Curb and Nick Venet with Davie Allan and the Arrows playing “Skaterdater Rock”.

It was the first film on skateboarding. It was distributed theatrically, both domestically and internationally, by United Artists. It was reviewed extensively by media outlets including “Time Magazine”.

The skateboarders were members of the neighborhood Imperial Skateboard Club from Torrance, California. Their names are Gary Hill, Gregg Carrol, Mike Mel, Bill McKaig, Gary Jennings, Bruce McKaig and Rick Anderson. Melissa Mallory played the girl of the interest of one of the boy skaters. Most of the action shots were taken in Torrance, Redondo Beach, and Palos Verdes Estates. The final shot was Averill Park in San Pedro.

 

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Two Years On The Toilet

✖ ‘I felt a strong force holding me down’: Chinese woman sits on toilet for two-and-a-half YEARS
A woman who refused to leave her toilet for two-and-a-half years has spoken about why she refused to leave. Mee Yan Leong sat down on the bowl in her bathroom on March 25, 2009 and for the next 902 days, that is where she decided to eat and sleep. The 58-year-old claimed she ‘felt a force holding me down’ and said she did not understand why she felt compelled to stay in the tiled bathroom.
✖ Sick People Smell Bad: Why Dogs Sniff Dogs, Humans Sniff Humans, and Dogs Sometimes Sniff Humans
One dog’s backside is another man’s armpit—A little more may be revealed when we think about Paul Ehrlich’s body, or yours or mine for that matter. Human bodies have apocrine sweat glands too. Just as in dogs they are found in what biologists euphemistically call “the peri-anal region,” (or maybe that is the opposite of a euphemism) as well as around their genitals. But they are also found in our armpits. Our armpit odor is produced nearly exclusively by the odor of bacteria that are, in turn, fed by glands in our armpits4. In other words, when you sniff, however unintentionally, the odor of your neighbor’s armpits you are doing exactly the same thing a dog is doing when it sniffs another dog’s behind.  This gets me back to Paul Ehrlich’s joke, the one about the good old days of sniffing each other, nose to tail.
✖ Miami Roofers Discover Massive Bat Colony In One Roof
Think about how many houses in South Florida have roofs with barrel tiles. Now imagine that each one contains thousands of squealing bats. In the video above, Miami roofers discover a particularly dense roosting area for bats. As noted by Buzzfeed, it conjures up visions of Temple of Doom. Bats are quite common in Florida. Local pest removal companies cite the most common types are the Brazilian, or Mexican Free-Tail Bat, and the Evening Bat.
✖ Magic mushrooms ‘could treat depression’
A clinical trial of ”magic mushroom therapy” could take place in the UK within a year following two ground-breaking studies. Doctors plan to treat depressed patients who cannot be helped by modern drugs or behaviour-based psychotherapy with the active ingredient in hallucinogenic mushrooms. Psilocybin would slowly be infused into their bloodstreams while they receive a carefully tailored ”talking therapy”. The controversial trial is planned by Professor David Nutt, from Imperial College London, who three years ago was sacked as the Government’s chief drug adviser.
✖ Air Force’s Top Brain Wants a ‘Social Radar’ to ‘See Into Hearts and Minds’
Maybury calls his vision “Social Radar.” And the comparison to traditional sensors is no accident, he tells Danger Room. “The Air Force and the Navy in this and other countries have a history of developing Sonar to see through the water, Radar to see through the air, and IR [infrared] to see through the night. Well, we also want to see into the hearts and the minds of people,” says Maybury, who serves as the top science advisor to the Air Force’s top brass. But Social Radar won’t be a single sensor to discover your secret yearnings. It’ll be more of a virtual sensor, combining a vast array of technologies and disciplines, all employed to take a society’s pulse and assess its future health. It’s part of a broader Pentagon effort to master the societal and cultural elements of war — and effort that even many in the Defense Department believe is deeply flawed. First step: mine Twitter feeds for indications of upset.
✖ State Bill Outlaws Using Fetuses In Food Industry; Meets Visceral Reaction
“No person or entity shall manufacture or knowingly sell food or any other product intended for human consumption which contains aborted human fetuses in the ingredients or which used aborted human fetuses in the research or development of any of the ingredients.”
✖ Whom do we fear or trust? Faces instantly guide us, scientists say
Taking what they have learned over time — namely that, rightly or wrongly, people make instant judgments about faces that guide them in how they feel about that person — the scientists decided to search for a way to quantify and define exactly what it is about each person’s face that conveys a sense they can be trusted or feared. They chose those precise traits because they found they corresponded with a whole host of other vital characteristics, such as happiness and maturity. “Humans seem to be wired to look to faces to understand the person’s intentions,” said Todorov, who has spent years studying the subtleties of the simple plane containing the eyes, nose and mouth. “People are always asking themselves, ‘Does this person have good or bad intentions?'”
✖ If Pajamas Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Wear Pajamas
Michael Williams, a commissioner for Caddo Parish (which includes Shreveport), says he was horrified when he visited a local Walmart and espied a group of young miscreants “wearing pajama pants and house shoes.” He was extra-horrified when he glanced at one of the young men and noticed that “at the part where there should have been underwear” – you know the part – one of his parts in particular was allegedly “showing through the fabric.” Seems like existing law on indecent exposure should cover that, if it was really that bad, but Williams concluded further legislation was necessary. “Pajamas are designed to be worn in the bedroom at night,” said Williams, likely after extensive research on the history and design of pajamas. “If you can’t [wear them to the] courthouse, why are you going to do it in a restaurant or in public?” (Um, because those aren’t courthouses?) Williams also invoked the “slippery-slope” argument, of course. “Today it’s pajamas,” he said, “tomorrow it’s underwear.
✖ Tepco Drills a Hole in Fukushima Reactor … Finds that Nuclear Fuel Has Gone Missing
The New York Times pointed out last month: A former nuclear engineer with three decades of experience at a major engineering firm … who has worked at all three nuclear power complexes operated by Tokyo Electric [said] “If the fuel is still inside the reactor core, that’s one thing” …. But if the fuel has been dispersed more widely, then we are far from any stable shutdown.” Indeed, if the center of the reactors are in fact relatively “cold”, it may be because most of the hot radioactive fuel has leaked out of the containment vessels and escaped into areas where it can do damage to the environment. After drilling a hole in the containment vessel of Fukushima reactor 2, Tepco cannot find the fuel. As AP notes: The steam-blurred photos taken by remote control Thursday found none of the reactor’s melted fuel …. The photos also showed inner wall of the container heavily deteriorated after 10 months of exposure to high temperature and humidity, Matsumoto said.
✖ Kill Hollywood
Hollywood appears to have peaked. If it were an ordinary industry (film cameras, say, or typewriters), it could look forward to a couple decades of peaceful decline. But this is not an ordinary industry. The people who run it are so mean and so politically connected that they could do a lot of damage to civil liberties and the world economy on the way down. It would therefore be a good thing if competitors hastened their demise. That’s one reason we want to fund startups that will compete with movies and TV, but not the main reason. The main reason we want to fund such startups is not to protect the world from more SOPAs, but because SOPA brought it to our attention that Hollywood is dying. They must be dying if they’re resorting to such tactics. If movies and TV were growing rapidly, that growth would take up all their attention. When a striker is fouled in the penalty area, he doesn’t stop as long as he still has control of the ball; it’s only when he’s beaten that he turns to appeal
✖ Military’s New Plan to Weed Out Counterfeits: Plant DNA
The U.S. military’s struggling to prevent counterfeit goods from infiltrating their supply chains. Now, they’re considering a novel approach to give legit wares a mark of distinction: embed them with strands of plant DNA. Working with a sub-contract from the Defense Logistics Agency, researchers at Applied DNA Sciences Inc. have figured out how to create unique DNA “signatures” out of plant genomes. A DNA-marked coating can then be applied to just about anything, from circuit boards to microchips to routers. Once embedded, the DNA can be detected in one of two ways: A handheld scanner that can instantly spot the DNA strand, or a forensic analysis that requires a swab of the mark. So as a product moves through the supply chain, it’d be checked for authenticity every step of the way.
✖ Man faces five years for ‘God does not exist’ Facebook post
31-year-old Alexander Aan faces a maximum prison sentence of five years for posting “God does not exist” on Facebook. The civil servant was attacked and beaten by an angry mob of dozens who entered his government office at the Dharmasraya Development Planning Board on Wednesday. The Indonesian man was taken into protective police custody Friday since he was afraid of further physical assault. The posting was made on a Facebook Page titled Ateis Minang (Minang Atheist), which Aan created. At the time of writing, it had over 1,700 Likes. Aan’s posting has been removed, but supporters on the Page are urging police to release him.
✖ Shock Docs: Total Federalization of Police Under New Homeland Security Mission
In short, it confirms the intentions of key insiders– including former NSA/CIA head Michael Hayden, former Rep. Jane Harmon, former Secretary of State Madeline Albright, 9/11 Commissioners Philip Zelikow and Richard Ben-Viniste, former National Security Advisor Samuel Berger and others– to flesh out a plan we have already seen developing from an outside perspective– namely, to build a domestic Stasi-like force to takeover, monitor and control the population. Moreover, the media has reported on this changed mission– towards the full spectrum domination of the people under a patently-fascist framework– with the same calm as the weekly weather forecast.
✖ Supreme Court Court Rejects Willy-Nilly GPS Tracking
The Supreme Court said Monday that law enforcement authorities might need a probable-cause warrant from a judge to affix a GPS device to a vehicle and monitor its every move — but the justices did not say that a warrant was needed in all cases. The convoluted decision (.pdf) in what is arguably the biggest Fourth Amendment case in the computer age, rejected the Obama administration’s position that attaching a GPS device to a vehicle was not a search. The government had told the high court that it could even affix GPS devices on the vehicles of all members of the Supreme Court, without a warrant. “We hold that the government’s installation of a GPS device on a target’s vehicle, and its use of that device to monitor the vehicle’s movements, constitutes a ‘search,’” Justice Antonin Scalia wrote for the five-justice majority. The majority declined to say whether that search was unreasonable and required a warrant.
✖ Judge: Americans can be forced to decrypt their laptops
Judge Robert Blackburn ordered a Peyton, Colo., woman to decrypt the hard drive of a Toshiba laptop computer no later than February 21–or face the consequences including contempt of court. Blackburn, a George W. Bush appointee, ruled that the Fifth Amendment posed no barrier to his decryption order. The Fifth Amendment says that nobody may be “compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself,” which has become known as the right to avoid self-incrimination.
✖ Russian scientist claims signs of life spotted on Venus
Leonid Ksanfomaliti, an astronomer based at the Space Research Institute of Russia’s Academy of Sciences, analyzed photographs taken by a Russian landing probe during a 1982 during a mission to explore the heavily acid-clouded planet. Venus is roughly the same size as Earth, but it has a thick atmosphere dominated by carbon dioxide. With an atmospheric pressure 92 times Earth’s, a waterless and volcano-riddled surface and a surface temperature of 894 degrees, the planet has never been considered a serious target of research into the possibility of extraterrestrial life. But in his article, published in the magazine Solar System Research, Ksanfomaliti says the Russian photographs depict objects resembling a “disk,” a “black flap” and a “scorpion.”
✖ Psychics Say Apollo 16 Astronauts Found Alien Ship
They say that a psychic technique called remote viewing allows people to take an armchair visit to other planets. The mind-travelers draw images of alien-looking things that are supposedly transmitted from a definitely out-of-body experience (potentially) millions of miles from Earth. In the 1960s, when psychoactive drugs became widely popular, I assumed that claims of tripping to other worlds were purely imaginary. Consider this remote viewing experience reported in a discussion forum: “…i relaxed in my chair, and pointed myself up there. I saw 6 or seven aliens looking right at me grinning and smiling. they had red eyes like the reddit alien but no antenna. As soon as I saw these creatures i immediately felt hurt ..
✖ Texas UAV Enthusiast Uses Pilotless Aircraft to Uncover River Contamination
A tip from an anonymous amateur unmanned-aerial-vehicle pilot is what led Texas authorities to open a major criminal investigation into the waste practices of a Dallas meat packing plant. The Environmental Protection Agency, The Texas Commission on Environmental Quality (TCEQ), and Texas Parks and Wildlife are investigating whether a Dallas meat packing plant was sending its wastewater to a local river after images from an amateur UAV pilot showed a river behind the plant “full of blood.” The Columbia Meat packing plant sits along a creek that runs into the Trinity River.
✖ Filesonic Kills File-Sharing Service After MegaUpload Arrests
Filesonic, one of the Internet’s leading cyberlocker services, has taken some drastic measures following the Megaupload shutdown and arrests last week. In addition to discontinuing its affiliates rewards program and not yet paying accrued money to members, the site has disabled all sharing functionality, leaving users only with access to their own files.
✖ Arkansas campaign manager’s cat found dead with the word “liberal” scrawled on its side
An Arkansas campaign manager says he came home Sunday and found his family’s cat fatally bludgeoned on his front steps – with the word “liberal” scrawled across its side. According to a statement from Democratic congressional candidate Ken Aden’s campaign, Jacob Burris’ cat had been hit so violently that one of its eyeballs “was barely hanging from its socket.” The incident shook Burris, who expressed concerns about the safety of his children. “I knew what we were getting into running in this district, but when you have four children, it makes you feel vulnerable,” he told the Daily News. “It’s a very red district… you see billboards all over the place with Democratic senators’ names and the hammer and sickle on some of them, calling them socialists.”
✖ Polish leader tries to smoke pot in Parliament
The leader of a new left-wing party in Poland threatened to light up a joint in Parliament on Friday — but just burned incense instead. Janusz Palikot is campaigning to get soft drugs legalized and to otherwise liberalize the conservative country. “We’re trying to get into room 143 to burn some grass, in accordance with our announcement,” Palikot told reporters in a news conference held in his Parliament office.

 

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The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)

 

The Star Wars Holiday Special is a 1978 American television special set in the Star Wars galaxy. It was one of the first official Star Wars spin-offs, and was directed by Steve Binder. The show was broadcast in its entirety only once, in the United States and Canada, November 17, 1978, on the U.S. television network CBS from 8:00 pm to 10:00 pm, Eastern Standard Time (EST), and on the Canadian television network CTV from 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm, Eastern Standard Time.

In the storyline that ties the special together, Chewbacca and Han Solo visit Kashyyyk, Chewbacca’s home world, to celebrate Life Day. Along the way they are pursued by agents of the Galactic Empire, who are searching for members of the Rebel Alliance on the planet. The special introduces three members of Chewbacca’s family: his father Itchy, his wife Malla, and his son Lumpy (Later retconned to Attichitcuk, Mallatobuck, and Lumpawarrump, respectively).

During the special, scenes also take place in outer space and in spacecraft including the Millennium Falcon and an Imperial Star Destroyer. The variety-show segments and cartoon introduce a few other locales, such as a cantina on the desert planet of Tatooine and a gooey, reddish ocean planet known as Panna.

The program also features many other Star Wars characters, including Luke Skywalker, C-3PO, R2-D2, Darth Vader, Han Solo and Princess Leia Organa (who sings the film’s “theme song”, set to the music of John WilliamsStar Wars theme, near the end). The program includes stock footage from Star Wars,and also features a cartoon produced by Toronto-based Nelvana that officially introduces the bounty hunter Boba Fett.

The special is notorious for its negative reception.Anthony Daniels, in a documentary promoting the worldwide tour of Star Wars: In Concert, notes with a laugh that the Star Wars universe includes “The horrible Holiday Special that nobody talks about”. George Lucas did not have significant involvement with the film’s production, and was unhappy with the results. David Acomba, a classmate of Lucas’ at USC film school, had been selected to direct the special, but he chose to leave the project, a decision supported by Lucas.

The Star Wars Holiday Special has never been re-telecast or officially released on home video. It has therefore become something of a cultural legend, due to the “underground” quality of its existence. It has been viewed and distributed in off-air recordings made from its original telecast by fans, which were later adapted to content-sharing websites via the Internet.


George Lucas himself has rarely commented on the special, or even acknowledged its existence. He is said to have nothing but the utmost contempt for it. For instance, Tom Burman, one of the costume designers for the holiday special, has said that Lucas once told him that he was very disappointed with the final product.

At one Australian fan convention, he reportedly said “If I had the time and a sledgehammer, I would track down every copy of that show and smash it.” In an online chat with fans, he reportedly said: “The Holiday Special does not represent my vision for Star Wars.” In an interview with Maxim in May 2002, Maxim asked the question, “Any plans for a Special Edition of the Holiday Special?” In response, Lucas said, “Right. That’s one of those things that happened, and I just have to live with it.”

Later, in a May 2005 interview with StaticMultimedia.com, Lucas was asked if the film had soured him on working in television. He replied: “The special from 1978 really didn’t have much to do with us, you know. I can’t remember what network it was on, but it was a thing that they did. We kind of let them do it. It was done by… I can’t even remember who the group was, but they were variety TV guys. We let them use the characters and stuff and that probably wasn’t the smartest thing to do, but you learn from those experiences.”

The official Star Wars site states that the holiday special “delivered mixed results,” and states that the highlight of the special was the Boba Fett animated segment.[6] The official site also says, when referring to the fan interest in seeing the Wookiees on screen, “the 1978 Holiday Special didn’t cut it.”[7] When asked at a fan convention, “So, you don’t like it (the holiday special) either?”, Lucasfilm head of content and fan relations, Steve Sansweet replied “No. I mean, I like the ten minute introduction of Boba Fett, but that’s about it.” The official site also refers to the Boba Fett animated segment as “a cult classic”.

On February 8, 2006, Harrison Ford made an appearance on Late Night with Conan O’Brien, and during the interview, Conan O’Brien brought up the special, and began asking various questions regarding it, such as inquiring whether he remembered making it. Ford said nothing, but looked away and shook his head nervously, then saying he had no memory of it whatsoever and it, therefore, “doesn’t exist.” The audience responded with laughter and applause. O’Brien then asked Ford what he would think if he played a clip of the special on the show, Ford jokingly grabbed him, then said that “[he’d] never seen it, maybe it’ll be nice.” Humorously acting anxious and distracted, Ford suffered through the clip (which featured a scene showing Ford as Han Solo telling Chewbacca and his wife that they are “like family” to him), and then muttered a gruff, sarcastic “thank you” to O’Brien, before continuing with the interview to promote his then newest film, Firewall.

On the 2010 television program Times Talk, New York Times columnist David Carr asked Carrie Fisher about the Holiday Special; she said that she made George Lucas give her a copy of the Special in exchange for recording DVD commentary for the Star Wars films. She added that she shows it at parties, “mainly at the end of the night when she wants people to leave.”

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Mick Jagger As Fake Chinese

IN China, you know, the emperor is a Chinese, and all those about him are Chinamen also.”

 

 

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Psychological projection
Are Facebook, MySpace and Twitter eroding attention spans? One researcher says yes
“My fear is that these technologies are infantilizing the brain into the state of small children who are attracted by buzzing noises and bright lights, who have a small attention span and live for the moment.”
Biologists napping while work militarized
As researchers discover more agents that alter mental states, the Chemical Weapons Convention needs modification to help ensure that the life sciences are not used for hostile purposes, says Malcolm Dando.
Angry faces attract our attention when other faces do not
Rorschach test
C.I.A. Records: Guidelines for Interrogators
Achtung! The Desert Tigers (1977)
John Cazale
(pronounced kah-ZALE, kah-ZAHL-ay in Italian) August 12, 1935 ‚Äì March 12, 1978, was an American actor in film and theatre, whose career included five widely acclaimed films including the first two “Godfather” movies. They were all nominated for “Best Picture” at the Academy Awards (the other three being Dog Day Afternoon, The Conversation and The Deer Hunter).
Attractive shop workers could ‘put off’ customers
Attractive staff at shops could potentially discourage female customers who may perceive them as “direct social threats”, according to a study.
50 Pictures Of Pothead Girls Enjoying Their Pot
Nazi UFOs
Moonmilk: Ryan McGinley
Maersk Alabama Captain “Coward” Richard Phillips Repeatedly Sodomized & Peed On by “Brave” Somali Pirates?
SODOMIZING, RAPING & URINATING ON SO-CALLED CAPTAIN PHILLIPS IS ONLY THE BEGINING OF WHAT HE DESERVE.
The End of Falling
NWOBHM!
The New Wave of British Heavy Metal re-energized heavy metal in the late ’70s and early ’80s. By the close of the ’70s, heavy metal had stagnated, with its biggest stars (Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath) either breaking away from the genre or sinking in their own indulgence, while many of its midlevel artists were simply undistinguished, churning out bluesy hard-rock riffs. The NWOBHM kicked out all of the blues, sped up the tempo, and toughened up the sound, leaving just a mean, tough, fast, hard metallic core. It didn’t make any attempts to win a wide audience — it was pure metal, made for metal fans. Perhaps that’s the reason why it’s at the foundation of all modern-day metal: true metalheads either listened to this, or to bands like Metallica, which were inspired by bands like Diamond Head.
Tower of Babel
Crown Fried Chicken . com
Do you consider yourself an honorary member of the “Crown Fried Chicken Family”? Do you want to loudly proclaim your allegiance to the Crown? If so, you are in luck! Customized @CrownFriedChicken.com email addresses are coming soon!
KFC’s “Double Down” Sandwich Replaces Bread With Fried Chicken!
frontline: apocalypse!
Life Is Hot In Cracktown
Andy Kaufman on Letterman (June 24th 1980)
Thanks Matt Quigley
Luckless Predator Only Attracted to Undercover Cops
There’s no evidence in the record that he ever succeeded in talking with a real underage girl.
Rise Above: Black Flag founder Greg Ginn and SST Records start fresh in Taylor, Texas
Mexico legalizes drug possession
Mexico decriminalized small amounts of marijuana, cocaine and heroin on Friday ‚Äî a move that prosecutors say makes sense even in the midst of the government’s grueling battle against drug traffickers.
The world’s first cocaine bar
The waiter arrives at the table, lowers the tray and places an empty black CD case in the middle of the table. Next to the CD case are two straws and two little black packets.
Train engineers traumatized by fatal collisions with pedestrians and motorists
Teen becomes first jailed in U.K. for cyberbullying
Locked up for facebook threat.
Human sex from the inside out
Sex as you’ve never seen it before: the first video of a couple getting it together in an MRI scanner
I was so desperate for a sex change i did it myself
“When I was taken to the Royal Gwent Hospital afterwards, the doctor told me I had actually done quite a good job!”
Fairy Tales, by The Brothers Grimm
Top 10 Gruesome Fairy Tale Origins
Sears Baby-Cooking Grill
The Sears web site briefly offered a “body part roaster” grill for cooking babies.
Foundphotos
“The Found Photos project started in 2004, while searching for mp3’s using a filesharing program. After downloading a folder of mp3’s, I came across a folder named ‘pictures’ inside of the album folder, and found a handful of digital camera photos. This made me wonder what else was out there, what people are publicly sharing – after a few quick keyword searches I came across thousands of them publicly shared.”
Lady Gaga Has a Penis? (PHOTOS)
Winkers – Jeans with eyes on the ass
Is LSD Good for You?
Drug addicts journey to vomit and vow at Thai temple
Serious Scientific Lessons from Direct Observation of Atoms through Clairvoyance
Occult Chemists
Remote Viewing : The CRV Manual
Deprogramming
6 Animals That Can Get You High
Most Money Carries a Trace of Cocaine
The researchers found that bills from Washington had the highest prevalence of cocaine, about 95 percent. Over all, $5, $10, $20 and $50 bills had more cocaine than $1 and $100 bills. They also tested currency from Brazil and China, finding cocaine in 80 percent of the Brazilian real bills and 20 percent of Chinese renminbi notes.
Fabricate Your Own DNA Evidence
DNA evidence has become the gold standard for criminal investigations, but researchers in Israel say that finding DNA at a crime scene may not be evidence of a crime, but rather the handiwork of a clever biology student.
Fiji Water: Spin the Bottle
Obama sips it. Paris Hilton loves it. Mary J. Blige won’t sing without it. How did a plastic water bottle, imported from a military dictatorship thousands of miles away, become the epitome of cool?
Cops Use Old Brink’s Truck to Shame Suspects
This industrial city, hard hit by the recession, has found a new, low-budget way to fight crime: Park an unmanned, former Brink’s truck bristling with video cameras in front of the dwellings of troublemakers.
Top Sweden newspaper says IDF kills Palestinians for their organs
A leading Swedish newspaper reported this week that Israeli soldiers are abducting Palestinians in order to steal their organs, a claim that prompted furious condemnation and accusations of anti-Semitic blood libel from a rival publication.
Lethal Beauty / The Allure: Beauty and an easy route to death have long made the Golden Gate Bridge a magnet for suicides
Map of suicide locations
The Road to Success
Granby Damage
Armed man in bulldozer goes on rampage in Colorado town
Granby Bulldozer Interior Slideshow: Inside The Killdozer
Dozer Rage
Destroyed in Seconds: Bulldozer Rampage : Video
The Wrath of the Killdozer
Heemeyer set to work on his new project almost immediately. The Komatsu D335A bulldozer that was meant to save his business was instead moved into the muffler shop, and Heemeyer began to make some modifications. He started by adding home-made composite armor–cement sandwiched between thick sheets of steel–to protect the cab, engine, and parts of the tracks. He installed front and rear cameras to feed images to monitors in the cab, and several gun ports were set around the control center. A stockpile of food and water was stored inside, as well as an air tank to help provide air circulation.
Dropping A Popped Locket – High Five? Live FINALE 07/10/09
Autotune Screamo conFusion. Thanks Billoney.
This is why you’re fat.
Terrorism in Bulverde – A True Story of Satellite Surveillance
Terrorism in Bulverde – A True Story of Satellite Surveillance
Freedom From Covert Harassment and Surveillance
Seeking Freedom and Justice worldwide
for those targeted with organized stalking
and electronic torture.
Drug trends: Find out where your kids could be hiding them
More graphic yet, she said teens are doing anal beer bongs and soaking tampons in vodka.
An Interpretation of Kubrick’s Eyes Wide Shut
In Stanley Kubrick’s final film, Eyes Wide Shut, are numerous veiled allusions to the CIA’s MK-ULTRA mind control experiments and Monarch sex slave programming
Rigorous Intuition: Interview with Kathleen Sullivan (Part One)
This is the first part of my interview with Kathleen Sullivan, a recovering survivor of trauma-induced mind control.
Mind Justice
A human rights group working for the rights and protections of mental integrity and freedom from new technologies and weapons which target the mind and nervous system.
Mind Justice – Mind Control Symptoms List
Poetry by Ritual Abuse Survivors
Fla. Woman duped by middle-age man who pretended to be disabled
Janet Schulte believed the man when he told her by phone that his 40-something, disabled brother needed a caregiver who could bottle-feed him and change his diapers.
Arrest made in alleged sex for pills deal
A woman who was warned to stop having sexual contact with elderly men in exchange for prescription pills was jailed Wednesday when she agreed to take part in the same arrangement with an undercover officer posing as a senior citizen
Louisiana satanic ritual abuse child sex case revealed by confession
Settling in a chair, he matter-of-factly ticked off a list of offenses committed by himself and others in his flock: anal, oral and vaginal sex with children; sexual acts with a dog; wiping victims with cat blood.
Boy’s Poodle ‘Fried to Death’ at Ohio Dog Groomer
The dog was in the blow-dryer for almost an hour, much longer than the standard 10 to 15 minutes.
Michael Jackson had jab to curb sex urges for young boys
A doctor has revealed how he prescribed Michael Jackson a “chemical castration” drug to suppress his sexual urges towards under-age boys.
Barack Obama faces 30 death threats a day, stretching US Secret Service – Telegraph
Man Guilty Of Groping Minnie Mouse
60-Year-Old Touched Woman Inappropriately At Magic Kingdom
Religious and spiritual use of cannabis
REPUBLICAN OFFENDERS
A List of Republican felons and their indicted brethren 1998-2008
Afghanistan passes ‘barbaric’ law diminishing women’s rights
Afghanistan has quietly passed a law permitting Shia men to deny their wives food and sustenance if they refuse to obey their husbands’ sexual demands
Jailbait Gallery
NSFW
SWEET LEMONADE KID $LAPPED
“Three sourpuss Parks Department agents put the squeeze on a 10-year-old girl in Riverside Park yesterday, slapping the tyke with a $50 ticket for hawking lemonade without a permit.” Thanks Christina Empress
Journalist hunts for acid-spitting Mongolian death worm
Big Man Japan Final Battle
Japanese monster robot madness
Interview With Tura Satana 2008
Star of ‘Faster Pussycat – Kill! Kill!’
Anti-Paparazzi Clutch Bag Fashion
Get Pole Dancing Accepted into the Olympics Petition
The world’s first sex doll for dogs
Easy TigeThe Pre-Stained Clothing Companyr Corp – The Pre-Stained Clothing Company
Underwear with skid marks in it already, what a great idea.
Baboons attack a car with roof luggage
Fucking CCTV stops randy tourists in Austria
“…But now officials say more adventurous couples are trying to film themselves having sex in front of the Fucking sign. As a result they have installed CCTV cameras pointing at all of the signs in the hope it will deter randy visitors.”
The Manson Girls
Swimwear For The Aroused (Not Safe For Office)
Antidepressant use doubles in US
ANCIENT RUINS OF SOUTHERN AFRICA
In the heart of southern Africa lies the scattered evidence of a lost civilisation whose people built some 20,000 stone structures. These breathtaking ruins constitute the largest continuous stone settlement ever built on Earth as it stretches over thousands of kilometres from South Africa all the way to Kenya and beyond.
Is Obama an illegal alien from Mombasa, Kenya?
Grow a Pair, Obama – Larry Flint
“You need some gonads, Mr. President, and if you don‚Äôt have any, as Hillary would say, you‚Äôd better grow some.”
Baby born with two heads in Philippines
Tamiflu causes sickness and nightmares in children
More than half of children taking the swine flu drug Tamiflu experience side-effects such as nausea and nightmares, research suggests.
How is America going to end? The world’s leading futurologists have four theories.
Scientists study huge plastic patch in Pacific
Marine scientists from California are venturing this week to the middle of the North Pacific for a study of plastic debris accumulating across hundreds of miles (km) of open sea dubbed the “Great Pacific Garbage Patch.”
The Next Hacking Frontier: Your Brain?
Spermboarded
Detroit’s Feral Houses
“I’ve seen “feral” used to describe dogs, cats, even goats. But I have wondered if it couldn’t also be used to describe certain houses in Detroit. Abandoned houses are really no big deal here. Some estimate that there are as many as 10,000 abandoned structures at any given time, and that seems conservative. But for a few beautiful months during the summer, some of these houses become “feral” in every sense: they disappear behind ivy or the untended shrubs and trees planted generations ago to decorate their yards.”
CIA Mind Control
How To Start A Mind Control Cult
Highlights from Wildwood, N.J.
Highlights from the 1994 documentary. DIRTY JERZZZZZ!
What’s a Period? Part One
Thanks Dennis Erik
New UK ID cards are supposed to be ‘unforgeable’ – but it took our expert 12 minutes to clone one, and programme it with false data
USA, take note.
600 Pound Inmate Hides Gun In Fat Layers
Houston police said George Vera, 25, was arrested Aug. 2 and taken to the city jail. He spent a day there before being transferred to the Harris County Jail. After being there for 14 hours, going through intake procedures, he was taken to the showers, the final step before going to his cell. There, Vera told police he had a 9mm handgun on him, along with 2 clips.
NYC Family Sues Over Funeral Home Horror
Bronx Business Accused Of Doing The Unspeakable After Man Has Holes In Head, Flies Buzzing On Body During Viewing. Blood Seepage, Sutures, Discoloration Visible To Those Paying Respects
Boise, Idaho Cops Into Ass and Balls Taser Torture.
“This exchange, especially the complainant‚Äôs response, strongly suggests that, at that moment anyway, the Taser was pressed between the Complainant‚Äôs buttocks and near his anal area,”
Family learned over Internet that son was killed
Abayte Ahmed and her husband learned of their son’s death in the most heinous fashion. A family acquaintance called and told them to click on an Internet site. There on the screen were photographs of their 20-year-old son — the boy with the movie-star looks — shot through the head thousands of miles away in Somalia.
Big Brother is Watchin’ – Sin bins for worst families in UK
The Children’s Secretary set out £400million plans to put 20,000 problem families under 24-hour CCTV super-vision in their own homes.
Seeking Delhi’s ‘phantom squirter’
“He then pointed at my right shoe on which sat, to my amazement, a small worm of brownish goo.”
Murderer Phil Spector left terrified after receiving ‘creepy’ prison note from notorious killer Charles Manson
Collabo!
Bush’s Shocking Biblical Prophecy Emerges: God Wants to “Erase” Mid-East Enemies “Before a New Age Begins”
The Blackwater Charges: What’s Being Alleged?
“Prince and or his company are variously accused of being motivated by an apocalyptic Christian worldview which glorified killing Muslims; of “encourag[ing] and reward[ing] the destruction of Iraqi life;” of illegally smuggling weapons into Iraq; of destroying incriminating evidence; of using child prostitutes; and even of murdering government informants.”
How We Became a Society of Gluttonous Junk Food Addicts
John Waters calls for Manson Family Release
After 34 years, Manson Family member Lynette ‘Squeaky’ Fromme to be released
‘Joker Obama’: Racism or reverse praise?
A TV ad campaign in Brazil urges folks to urinate in the shower to conserve water … and save the rain forests.
It’s good for athletes foot also.
Cyber attack takes Twitter offline
facebook also hit
Telephone Terrorist – Phone Prankster Revealed
A TSG investigation unmasks the leader of Pranknet and the miscreants behind a year-long wave of phone call criminality
The Great American Bubble Machine
“From tech stocks to high gas prices, Goldman Sachs has engineered every major market manipulation since the Great Depression – and they’re about to do it again”
More Church of Scientology defectors come forward with accounts of abuse
Alien Autopsy
Teenager in nicotine gum overdose
Thanks Sebastian Demian
Jensen Beach man tells Martin County Sheriff’s detectives that his cat was downloading child pornography
Thanks Brendan Donnelly
Today’s Bible Lesson w/ Val Kilmer
Damn, you bloated!
Warm Up & Get Down with Traci Lords: Advanced Jazzthetics
Thanks Jeff Rokose.
Eric Doeringer Artwork
Michael Hernandez de Luna Artist Stamps
de Luna has sent his artist stamps through the mail as postage. The cancelled letters are a testament to his skill in fooling postal workers.
‘Special Report’ by Bryan Boyce
Using footage from CNN and ABC news reports, Boyce possesses American news anchors with the spirits of old-time sci-fi who speak the virtues of electronic hypnosis and rule through fear. From 1999
How Amazon’s remote deletion of e-books from the Kindle paves the way for book-banning’s digital future
Salvador Dali on “The Name’s the Same”
KNOW YOUR MUSHROOMS
Your Brain Will Eventually Be Used Against You – Brain scan lie detection
‘Stoned wallabies make crop circles’
Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around “as high as a kite”
A Drug That Could Give You Perfect Visual Memory – Memory-enhancing drugs
The culture of death
“A photographer visits Mexico’s most notorious barrios, where death is the only truth in life.”
Worshipping Saint Death
Fiji freemasons held for sorcery
Canadian Privacy Commissioner Says Facebook Is Full Of Holes
“The organization and Commissioner‚Äôs main concern is that Facebook provides confusing or incomplete information about its privacy practices, like not giving users to opportunity to complete wipe out their accounts instead of merely deactivating them. Stoddart also criticizes Facebook‚Äôs policy of indefinitely keeping the personal information of people who have done just that. Another issue that gets raised in the report is the sharing of users‚Äô personal information with third-party developers creating Facebook apps, for which the report claims Facebook lacks adequate safeguards to restrict them from accessing private profile information.”
The Looming Facebook Privacy Fiasco
Foreign Policy: Jay-Z Schools Us In U.S. Hegemony
Spitzer: Federal Reserve is ‘a Ponzi scheme, an inside job’
Mom Eats Own Child’s Brain
“A San Antonio woman is being held on $1 million bail in the killing of her 3¬Ω-week-old son yesterday. Police say he was dismembered, his face torn away and his brains ripped out. She had apparently eaten the brains, three toes and other body parts before stabbing herself.”
Organic food is no healthier, study finds
Marfa lights
Imaginary Friends – Television programs can fend off loneliness
“New psychological research suggests that loneliness can be alleviated by simply turning on your favorite TV show. In the same way that a snack can satiate hunger in lieu of a meal, it seems that watching favorite TV shows can provide the experience of belonging without a true interpersonal interaction.”
Police: SC man charged with having sex with horse
“But this wasn’t the first time Rodell Vereen has been charged with buggery. He pleaded guilty last year to having sex with the same horse after owner Barbara Kenley found him in the same stable and was sentenced to probation and placed on the state’s sex offender list.”
Thunderstruck AC/DC Live 1991
Wally Wood’s 22 Panels That Always Work
Thanks Matt Quigley
Nosferatu vogueing
Unusual facial tattoo leads to robber’s arrest, cops say
2009 Gathering Of The Juggalos Infomercial
Holy Shit.
Bagelheads
“Reminiscent of a medical experiment gone hideously wrong, you‚Äôd be forgiven for thinking they had a gross infection or disease. They look like alien abductees, fresh from invasive research by their interplanetary masters. But these are Japanese club kids, otherwise known as bagelheads, deliberately disfiguring themselves by experimenting with saline inflations.”
Les Lye, Canadian TV Comic from ”You Can’t Do That on Television”, Dies at 84
Barth’s Burgery – You Can’t Do That On Television
RIP
7 Garage Cover Versions of Love’s ‘7 And 7 Is’
Thanks Petey
Gross Offerings
Thanks BILLONEY
Taco Bell Chihuahua Dies
Betty Boop, M.D.
The most bizarre Betty Boop cartoon of all time.
Everything I Know I Learned From Dungeons & Dragons
What Michael Jackson will look like at 40 from Ebony magazine 1985
Airworks Inflatables – Blowup Vagina
Michael J. Fox’s favorite restaurant
What a scream! Adrenaline junkie skates down 860 metre roller coaster… in just 60 seconds
An Iranian Perspective: What you need to know about Iran so that you can filter out the noise
Annual Beer Consumption by State Map
Artistic tendencies linked to ‘schizophrenia gene’
The ESPN Porn Scam
“But the Andrews video has also fueled the spread of highly toxic computer viruses, and quite probably financial thievery and terrorism, by hackers who know the real law of the Internet: The closer an Internet user is to a set of videotaped breasts, the more likely he (and 99% of those who fall into this trap are male) will be to click on whatever he’s told to.”
Schwarzenegger Rocks A Huge Knife
“Ever the entertainer, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has posted a Twitter video related to the state’s budget crisis in which he picks up an oversized knife and jokes about autographing state vehicles”
Huge blob of Arctic goo floats past Slope communities: Arctic Alaska
Pot law leaves cops high & dry
“All told, a staggering 83 percent of 415 tokers cited in Boston since the law took effect in January have refused to pony up the $100, a Herald review shows.”
Evangelist Tony Alamo “married” under-age girls as young as eight before forcing them into sex, a court has heard
Nazi Gnomes in Germany: Art or a Crime?
12% of e-mail users have actually tried to buy stuff from spam
Bangladesh crackdown on ‘kings of genies’
“Police in northern Bangladesh say they have arrested dozens of swindlers who conned people out of money by calling them on mobile phones and pretending to be genies with supernatural powers.”
Police claim dad ‘sold’ girl at McDonald’s
“A young father-of-eight will go before a jury accused of selling his 13-year-old daughter to customers at a McDonald’s restaurant for $40 cash. ”
Serbia’s Worst War Criminal Spent Decade Posing As New-Age Guru
“At the time of his arrest, Dragan Dabic was fast becoming a minor celebrity in Belgrade. He had his own column in a national magazine. He was a rising star in a Connecticut-based vitamin company. And he was collaborating with a well-known sexologist on a novel form of sperm-rejuvenation therapy.”
Gonzo Gastronomy: How the Food Industry Has Made Bacon a Weapon of Mass Destruction
“When in doubt, throw cheese and bacon on it.”…”By manipulating what he calls the “three points of the compass” — fat, sugar and salt — the food industry creates highly processed foods that can hook us like drugs. In various countries and regions, the levels of fat, sugar and salt are even calibrated to different “bliss points” to maximize the consumers’ pleasure.”
Gonzo Gastronomy: How the Food Industry Has Made Bacon a Weapon of Mass Destruction
“When in doubt, throw cheese and bacon on it.”…”By manipulating what he calls the “three points of the compass” — fat, sugar and salt — the food industry creates highly processed foods that can hook us like drugs. In various countries and regions, the levels of fat, sugar and salt are even calibrated to different “bliss points” to maximize the consumers’ pleasure.”
RFID Passports and Drivers Licenses are NOT Secure
“To protect against skimming and eavesdropping attacks, federal and state officials recommend that Americans keep their e-passports tightly shut and store their RFID-tagged passport cards and enhanced driver’s licenses in “radio-opaque” sleeves…By obliging Americans to use these sleeves, he says, the government has, in effect, shifted the burden of privacy protection to the citizen.”
Michael Jackson Pepsi Ad Footage Unearthed From 1984 Shoot
Flamin’ Jheri Curl Disaster
Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Rapes House
Modern Day Caveman Exists Without Money In Utah
Jesus Held Hostage Because of Wiener Poopie
Thanks Patrick Nybakken
Crystal Defanti Sex Tape Uncensored!
NSFW
Teacher Gives Sex Tape To 5th Graders On DVD
FrankenSperm
Scientists in Newcastle claim to have created human sperm in the laboratory in what they say is a world first.
Prankster strikes: Man trashes hotel room
Rash of pranks throughout U.S.
Rainbow Flag
Aneros
More Gummy Bear Swallowing
HOT HAM N CHEESE “NAH BITCH!”
“Only way I’ll eat that pussy is if there’s Arby’s inside.”
Cancelled WoW Account Meltdown Video
Thanks Patrick Nybakken
Never Satisfied: The Curse of Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
Preventing sexual injury
Persistent genital arousal disorder
“A Dutch study has connected PSAS with restless legs syndrome.”
Alyce A. Adams, RN is The Kegel Queen
Super Kegel Pelvic Exerciser
Didn’t they used to call this the ‘Thigh Master’?!
Awkward Family Photos
SEXY PEOPLE
Thanks Patrick Nybakken
3DCG: Gunslinger Lolis
Graffiti snails roaming London
Whole shell – top to bottom. You get dissed with salt.
Cryin’ Nazi
Thanks Cameron Hardesty
Jail for postman too stoned to deliver the mail
Cats are not as smart as their owners think
PETA Says No More Fly-Killing, Sends Obama a Humane Fly Catcher
Gimme a break!
Shaving the Mustaches of History
20 Kinds of Art Students
[SHOCKING] ROMANIAN DRIVER DANCING WHILE DRIVING
Baconian Evidence for Shakespeare Authorship
Thanks Gabe McDonough
BASIL WOLVERTON
Thanks Dante
Vintage Bubble Gum Machine Labels
McDonaldland was plagiarized from the old “H. R. Pufnstuf” kids’ TV show
“Imitation isn’t the sincerest form of flattery–it’s plagiarism.”
Squarehead: the 50’s Sponge Bob Squarepants
Thanks Billoney
Black, Jewish, Roller-Skating Cop Brings A New Way to Fight Crime to the Old South
Thanks Steadfast
House hit by frozen urine block
Homeland Security drone patrolling Northern New York
High-ranking defectors provide an unprecedented inside look at the Church of Scientology and its leader, David Miscavige.
Email patterns can predict impending doom
Deep Throat: FBI Tried To Stop Film
$1.92 million verdict against a Minnesota woman accused of sharing 24 songs over the Internet
Quarter of men in South Africa admit rape, survey finds
Wow.
Lancaster, Pa., keeps a close eye on itself
“Some 165 closed-circuit TV cameras soon will provide live, round-the-clock scrutiny of nearly every street, park and other public space used by the 55,000 residents and the town’s many tourists. That’s more outdoor cameras than are used by many major cities, including San Francisco and Boston”
“Fire David Letterman” rally outside the Ed Sullivan Theater
Letterman “rapes children with his mouth.”
Cocaine seized in dead sharks
Mayor sued over boys paid to play in briefs
The mayor of a sleepy town in Bataan province had been charged with prostitution and lewd show for allegedly paying some 40 teenage boys to play basketball while in their underwear
American Airlines Exposes Bush’s Big Lie: Flight 11 DID NOT FLY on 911!
TJX Hacker Was Awash in Cash; His Penniless Coder Faces Prison
Jail for French banker sex killer
Brossard said she shot him after he told her: “One million dollars is a lot of money to pay for a whore.”
Man Poses as Dead Mom to Collect Benefits
Sporting a wig, sunglasses, nail polish and old-fashioned garb, Parkin managed to collect more than $100,000 in Social Security benefits and rent subsidies.
Queens mom, grandma charged in child voodoo burning
Police say 6-year-old Frantzcia Saintil was set on fire by her own mother as part of a voodoo ritual. “During the performance of a Haitian voodoo practice known as ‘Loa,’ the child’s mother is alleged to have intentionally poured an accelerant over her young daughter’s body, causing her to be engulfed in flames,” Brown said.
‘Imelda’ Strikes Again: Thieving Fox Amasses 120 Shoes
Fox w. a shoe fetish!
The Mayor Of Toledo Ohio bad mouths a kid.
“Come here fatso!” No one mentions that a black dwarf was involved!
Ohio Mayor Breaks Up Fight, Calls Teen ‘Fatso’
CIA seeks laid-off bankers in N.Y. recruitment drive
“Join CIA’s directorate of intelligence and be a part of our global mission as an economic or financial analyst. Make a difference in your career and for your nation,”
Weed, Booze, Cocaine and Other Old School “Medicine” Ads
Thanks Patrick Nybakken
FAQ of RU.ANTISEX
The Skoptsy
The Skoptsy (Russian: —Å–∫–æ–ø—Ü—ã, also transliterated as Skoptzy, Skoptzi, Skoptsi, Skopzi, Scoptsy and other spellings) were a secret sect of Christianity in imperial Russia. The Skoptsy are best known for practicing castration of men and the mastectomy of women in accordance with their teachings against sexual lust.
Fight Lookism
Lookism is a form of discrimination of individuals, which is based on their outward appearance.
Sexting Is Stupid
Sexting Headlines – The Institute for Responsible Online and CellPhone Communication
David Bowie – 1980 Floor Show outtakes – Clip 1
“I got sober instantly watching this. This is a great anti-drug commercial. The first 15 seconds of audio sounds like an outtake from Style Wars.” – Steve Powers
David Bowie- Space Oddity Original Video (1969)
“didnt know bowie invented OASIS and tight fitting streetwear (nike, I mean nice, GC shirt)” – Steve Powers
Geber
Geber is the Latinized form of “Jabir”, with the full name of Abu Musa JƒÅbir ibn HayyƒÅn al azdi (Arabic: ÿ¨ÿßÿ®ÿ± ÿ®ŸÜ ÿ≠ŸäÿߟÜ) (born c. 721 in Tus‚Äìdied c. 815 in Kufa), a prominent polymath: a chemist and alchemist, astronomer and astrologer, engineer, geologist, philosopher, physicist, and pharmacist and physician. He is considered by many to be the “father of chemistry.”
Ouroboros
Teen Sues for Tattoo Gone Wrong
Dumb bitch.
Maxell Cassette Ad. with Pete Murphy
Damn, remember cassettes?! Thanks Arielle Castillo.
Enormous interest in the Devil’s Bible! РCzech republic
Devil’s Bible
The Devil from Codex Gigas
Codex Gigas – The Devil’s Bible
Nuwaubianism
Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn
The Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (or, more commonly, the Golden Dawn) was a magical order during the late 19th and early 20th centuries, which practiced theurgy and spiritual development. It has been one of the largest single influences on 20th-century Western occultism.
Philosopher’s stone
Far Rockaway: Abandoned Bungalows
SQUATTER EXPLOSION – New York Post
Malachi Z. York
Dwight York (born June 26, 1945 or 1935), also known as Malachi Z. York, Issa Al Haadi Al Mahdi, et alii, is an author, black supremacist leader, musician, and convicted child molester, who founded various esoteric fraternal orders and black nationalist groups collectively referred to as Nuwaubians.
Discovery of the source of the most common meteorites
Brown Scientist Answers How Peruvian Meteorite Made It to Earth
Researchers say Tunguska Event was an UFO Crash: Debris of Alien Spaceship found
Russian Scientist: UFO collided with Tunguska Meteorite to save Earth
“”We don‚Äôt have any technologies that can print such kind of drawings on crystals,” said Lavbin. “We also found ferrum silicate that can not be produced anywhere, except in space.‚Äù
Meteorite grains divulge Earth’s cosmic roots
“Heck and his colleagues examined 22 interstellar grains from the Murchison meteorite for their analysis. Dying sun-like stars flung the Murchison grains into space more than 4.5 billion years ago, before the birth of the solar system. Scientists know the grains formed outside the solar system because of their exotic composition.”
Rippling Shadows (NASA Cassini Saturn Mission Images)
Vertical structures created by Saturn’s small moon Daphnis cast long shadows across the rings in this dramatic image taken as the planet approaches its mid-August 2009 equinox.
Definition of Magick by Aleister Crowley
“Magick is the Science and Art of causing Change to occur in conformity with Will.”
Nuke Iran
What The Fuck?
What The Fuck?
You know bacon is delicious, but did you know it contains enough energy to melt metal?
Thanks EMone
Pro skateboarder Tony Hawk takes a glide through White House
Thanks Brendan Donnelly.
Women getting or have been cut in half
1967 Lambretta Li150 Series 3 Scooter, Registration no. KRU 251F, as ridden by Phil Daniels (‘Jimmy’) in the film ‘Quadrophenia’, 1979,
Sold for ¬£36,000 inclusive of Buyer’s Premium
A Look at Saddam Hussein’s Palaces
Immersion: Porn By Robbie Cooper
Video artist and photographer Robbie Cooper shoots back at active porn aficionados lost in ecstatic release and hears how their passion developed.
“Weird Al” Yankovic – Craigslist
Abracadabra
Drug suspect turns tables on NYPD with videotape
4 Boy Scouts Accused Of Forcing 12-Year-Old To Drink Urine
Circumcision victim gets $2.3 million
Web romance with bogus cyber siren reveals elite lifestyle of Castro’s son
LEARNING FROM CURSE TABLETS: WHAT THE DEFIXIONES TELL US OF THE ANCIENT WORLD
“Spirits of the underworld, I consecrate and hand over to you, if you have any power, Ticene of Carisius. Whatever she does, may it all turn out wrong. Spirits of the netherworld, I consecrate to you her limbs, her complexion, her figure, her head, her hair, her shadow, her brain, her forehead, her eyebrows, her mouth, her nose, her chin, her cheeks, her lips, her speech, her breath, her neck, her liver, her shoulders, her heart, her lungs, her intestines, her stomach, her arms, her fingers, her hands, her navel, her entrails, her thighs, her knees, her calves, her heels, her soles, her toes. Spirits of the netherworld, if I see her wasting away, I swear that I will be delighted to offer a sacrifice to you every year.”
Curse Tablet
“About 130 curse tablets have been found at Aquae Sulis (now Bath in England), where many of the curses related to thefts of clothes whilst the victim was bathing.”
An Oak Tree
Accident (philosophy)
Accident, sumbebekos as used in philosophy, is an attribute which may or may not belong to a subject, without affecting its essence.
For sale, the deadly three lions badge of the British SS
“The badge represents one of the darkest and least documented chapters of British military history – a Waffen SS unit made up of British prisoners of war who volunteered to fight for Hitler.”
List of heavy metal genres
Thanks Billoney
The Yardbirds – Dazed And Confused (1968)
French ‘Vogue’: Devil Worship Is The New Black!
2007 – Old News
Immoral Tales: Black Widow – Come to the Sabbat (1970)
Comfort Wipe Commercial
Human Brains Make Their Own ‘Marijuana’
U.S. and Brazilian scientists have discovered that the brain manufactures proteins that act like marijuana at specific receptors in the brain itself.
The Harlem Collage Shop – Graffiti Sticker Collection
Check out the SeMeN SPeRmS sticker circa 1994!
mmmmmmMeat Dress
A 4 inch Alien turned up in Lahore,Pakistan
Naga Jolokia Pepper Time (The Hottest Pepper In The World)
“Hhhhhhhhhooooooooot!
Boy Hit On Arm By White-Hot Meteorite From Outer Space Travelling At 30,000mph
Now with a picture of the pebble.
80’s Soviet Punks!
World Health Organization Р“Health problems from the use of legal substances, particularly alcohol and tobacco, are greater than health problems from cocaine use”
Frontline: Transforming Opium Poppies into Heroin
Bonds worth US$ 134.5 billion are seized in ITALY
The Prehistory of Porn Prosecution: How “licentious Gotham” gave rise to today’s obscenity laws – Reason Magazine
Phil Spector Unplugged
Stimulus fraud could hit $50 billion
“Swindlers, con men, and thieves could siphon off as much as $50 billion of the government’s planned stimulus package as the money begins flooding the economy in coming months”
Seven things that don’t make sense about gravity
Media and Others Take Closer Look At “Champ Video”
A two-minute cell-phone video of a “something” swimming in Lake Champlain
THE BUSINESS PLOT TO OVERTHROW ROOSEVELT
Semi-Submarines, Stealthily Plying Pacific, Arrive as a Way to Smuggle Cocaine
Woman claims ‘feces’ were in cup of McDonald’s coffee
Shitty Coffee!
Mysterious skull found in drug raid is human
“A skull found in a Madison Avenue basement where a reputed drug gang conducted sacrificial rituals belonged to a human being, police said. ”
Bottled Human Fetus Washes Ashore On Richmond Beach
Secrets of CIA (British TV)
I am the Son of Sam!
Untermyer Park, Yonkers. Devil’s Cave
Police target ‘innocent’ youths for arrest in bid to increase DNA samples on database
Subliminal Suicide?
A Case of Insanity: The Story of Ralph Tortorici
“…he went to the University Health Center at SUNY-Albany and complained that a microchip had been implanted in his penis.”
Nightmare at the Day Care: the Wee Care case
“KELLY MICHAELS” RITUAL ABUSE CASES IN MAPLEWOOD, NJ
Background of the HAARP Project
Satanic Killer Ricky Kasso holds Satanic Ceremony at Amityville Horror House
Satanic Ritual Killing by Crazed “Acid King” on Long Island
Satanic Hand Signal
THE “MARTENSVILLE NIGHTMARE” RITUAL ABUSE CASE
The triggering event was an infant’s diaper rash. This led to suspicion of child abuse and the interrogation of more children at the service. The number of accusations exploded in what was referred to as the Martensville Nightmare. Children testified that they were driven to “the devil’s church” in the country where they were forced to drink urine, eat feces and submit to abuse. One child claimed that an axe handle had been forced into his penis. 1 Another claimed that one of the abusers had cut off a child’s nipple and eaten it. (No scarred child was ever found. Townspeople didn’t question how an abuser could get away with child mutilation; any real abuser would avoid carving up a child because it would certainly be detected). The children claimed to have been stimulated with penis shaped, battery operated vibrators. Wild rumors of evil Satanists circulated through the town; many citizens saw Satanic cults everywhere; many still do.
RFID Tags in New US Notes Explode When You Try to Microwave Them
The implantable microchip
SATANIC AND MICROWAVE TORTURE OF A CHRISTIAN
Angels Don’t Play This HAARP
Advances in Tesla Technology. The U.S. Military’s first target is the electrojet: a river of electricity that flows thousands of miles through the sky and down into the polar icecap. The electrojet will become a vibrating artificial antenna for sending electromagnetic radiation raining down on the earth.
Satanic Crime: A Threat In The New Millennium
LETTERS FROM THE DEVIL by Anton LaVey from The National Insider Vol. 14, No. 17 April 27, 1969
Last week I devoted my column to describing some of the most commonly accepted fallacies concerning the requirements of the successful witch or warlock. Now allow me to set out some of the requisites for the person who wishes to practice the true art of the magical manipulation of human beings, the practical nature of sorcery.
Why The Fuck Do You Have A Kid?
Thanks Why Write.
Ricky “the AcID kING” Kasso
“Say You Love Satan!”
N.C. State student accused of creating a ‘monster’
Raleigh police arrested a North Carolina State University student last week who was accused of creating a “monster” out of construction barrels and placing it on the side of the road.
14-year-old hit by 30,000 mph space meteorite
Gerrit Blank, 14, was on his way to school when he saw “ball of light” heading straight towards him from the sky. A red hot, pea-sized piece of rock then hit his hand before bouncing off and causing a foot wide crater in the ground.
LEVI’S “THE STRANGER” TV COMMERCIAL 1970’s
The Most Important Person – ‘OOPS I Made a Mistake!’
Chopping Mall: Head explodes from laser
Scene from ”Laserblast”
Laserblast!
Back Hair and Chest Hair Shaved With Designs
Best T-Shirt Graphic EVER!
Jonathan Schipper – Slow motion car crash
“This sculpture is a machine that advances two full sized automobiles slowly into one another over a period of 6 days, simulating a head on automobile collision.”
LOLGraves
Creative minds: the links between mental illness and creativity
Police Arrest Gresham Man for Sexually Abusing his Pit Bull
Bestiality legal in Florida, for now
Police investigating Atascadero plumber for alleged bestiality
“on a bed, naked, wearing a woman’s brassiere along with a chocolate Labrador canine” and forcing the dog to penetrate him. Atascadero police were told by CMC investigators that “there were other canines in the video that Brainard sexually engaged.”
Diane Sue Whalen – Crimes Against Nature
“More than 150 videotapes found in home depicting Whalen having sex with dogs”
Brett Michaels Gets Beheaded At The 2009 Tonys
Close call, but the douche bag is still alive!
Blowjob Emoticons – Animated Gifs
Japanese Sex Education Class
How Shall I Tell My Daughter? Menarche and puberty booklets by Modess menstrual napkins and tampons
Tampons – The History of Tampons
What the hell is this I found in my Fajita?
Look like an Egyptian – Obama sees his ancient twin in Hieroglyphics
It’s actually Alfred E. Neuman, but who wants to correct him?
RICK’S CUSTOM SQUIRRELS
Gallery: Homemade Bombs, From Richard Reid’s Shoe to Kaczinski’s Envelope
ABC News: Vinyl: The Last Track
LP sales up 89%!
How Vinyl Records Are Made
‘Unabomber’ evidence for sale
Folk Art. Thanks Heron Preston
The Syndicats – Crawdaddy Simone
“Extraordinary Freakbeat classic from the 60’s produced by Joe Meek.Hold on to your hats;the guitar break by Ray Fenwick 1 and a quarter minutes in is possibly the greatest in rock history! ” Thanks ESPO
The ‘Coffin Corner’ and a ‘Mesoscale’ Maw
Flyin’ never felt so safe!
The Remains – “Let Me Through” (Live)
Alex’s long lost dad. Thanks Steve Powers.
Pleasure Catcher – Rock out with your sock out
Thanks Ramone.
Anti-Aging Substance Is Made of Human Sperm
“Spermine, a powerful anti-oxidant originally discovered in, yes, human sperm” Thanks Sarah Herse.
What is the New Aesthetic? | Adbusters Culturejammer Headquarters
Now that hype and hyperinflation have killed the art market, what will define the new aesthetic?
Taiwanese man bitten on penis by snake while on toilet
A 35,000-Year-Old ‘Venus’ Sculpture Is Found РDetermined to Be Pornographic
everyone needs more of this
Split Dick Spoogin.
Nooooooooooooooooo!
Childbirth Education Doll by CozyColeman
Top 50 Text Acronyms Parents Should Know
FMLTWIA
PediSedate
A child demonstrates the PediSedate, which gently sedates youngsters by administering anaesthetic nitrous oxide gas through a headset as they play computer games on handheld consoles
Life With Proteus Syndrome – What If Your Legs Couldn’t Stop Growing?
10 Ridiculous Anti-Pornography Commercials
Spiderman Defeated by Pigeons
Drug smuggler’s suitcases were made of cocaine
1800’s Sex Chair
25 People Breaking Their Legs
Dawn Takes Grease- Wanna BJ?!
best of craigslist : I need someone to dry my placenta
Coffee Filter Prom Dress
“Seinfeld” Vs. “Seinfeld XXX”: A Comparison – Seinfeld porn
Bulls Revenge!
Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!
Craigslist find: Horrifying boob art
Reasonable Consumer Would Know “Crunchberries” Are Not Real, Judge Rules
“On May 21, a judge of the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of California dismissed a complaint filed by a woman who said she had purchased “Cap’n Crunch with Crunchberries” because she believed “crunchberries” were real fruit.”
Video Music Box Online
The OG Rap Video Show
Ersland Charged With Murder in Pharmacy Shooting
Buck ’em down! Thanks KS
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans – Remake of Bad Lieutenant Directed by Werner Herzog – WTF?!
Starring Nicolas Cage (and his hair plugs). Fuckin’ retarded! Thanks ESPO.
‘How I Sued a Craigslist Sex Troll’
“It been nearly three years, but one victim has finally successfully sued an infamous Craigslist prankster who published the private emails received in response to a fake sex ad. ”
SONNY BOY (1989) David Carradine in Drag Playing Mama to a feral child
RIP
Abuse of child ‘witches’ on rise, aid group says
Time to tan some hide
How to Hypnotize Someone – wikiHow
1800s Surgical Kit
Yikes!
FCC’s Warrantless Household Searches Alarm Experts
“You may not know it, but if you have a wireless router, a cordless phone, remote car-door opener, baby monitor or cellphone in your house, the FCC claims the right to enter your home without a warrant at any time of the day or night in order to inspect it.”
Naomi Wolf › Busted, Pentagon: Why The Photos Probably Do Show Detainees Sodomized and Raped
Spying roboflies to get minicam eyes
Boy chosen by Dalai Lama as reincarnation of spiritual leader turns back on Buddhist order
“Instead of leading a monastic life, Osel Hita Torres now sports baggy trousers and long hair, and is more likely to quote Jimi Hendrix than Buddha.”
Saggy Pants Legality Chart
J.D. Salinger Tries to Block ‘Sequel’ to ‘Catcher in the Rye’
Inside Hitler’s Apartment – Adolf Hitler’s Private World
David Carradine’s Rep: Death Was ‘Accidental’
Sounds like auto erotic asphyxiation.
Fish that triggers hallucinations found off British coast
Why Is the Frat Boy Culture So Sleazy and Sex-Crazed?
Spanish police arrest 23 people for ‘using voodoo curses’
The McNuggetini
Vanilla Vodka, Chocolate Shake, ‘n McNuggets….Mmmmmmm
Alligator Smashes Watermelon
Ten Tid-bits as Tetris Turns Twenty-Five
The Child Eater of Bern | Atlas Obscura
A 500 year old scuplture depicts a man eating a sack of babies, and no one is sure why
Marijuana potency surpasses 10 percent, U.S. says
Pimp convicted of child rape despite “penis defense”
“Brown, 25, testified in Superior Court that he was half-circumcised, that his penis was covered in some type of marks and that it was extremely small”
Cancer drug erases fingerprints
Russian power station worker Dmitry K ‘murdered six people with home-made electric chair’
“Once at his house, he asked them to sit in an improvised electric chair before tying them up and hitting a button on his computer to activate the current. ”
Michael Jackson fears nose will fall off
L.A. County raids homeless camp under 10 Freeway
“About the size of two high school gyms placed side by side, the Cave is both an invisible squatter’s camp and a shooting gallery for drug users.”
Phil Spector’s bizarre blog entrys
“dysfunctional by choice and I love my attitude problem”
Woman raped live on Internet; suspect in custody
“20-year-old Jonathan Hock set up the webcam built into his laptop and broadcast live as he sexually assaulted a woman whom he knew for less than a month as she lay in bed unconscious.”
Woman Survives Apparent Train Suicide
Roadie: ‘Hendrix was murdered by his manager’
Thanks Googs
CakeFarts – Know what I like the most?
Now I know what I want for my birthday!
Gunged Women – fully clothed messy girls covered in gunge
2 Women Have a Whipped Cream Fight
Monkey Goes For A Ride Video
Thanks Peter Sutherland
Hip Hop and the Occult secret message rihanna song umbrella
Thanks GKAE
Culture of Bling Clangs to Earth as the Recession Melts Rappers’ Ice
The science of voodoo: When mind attacks body
Seven-legged calf born
Explosion Rocks a Starbucks on the Upper East Side
Around 100 ‘blood-drinking’ Satan-worshippers arrested in Iran
8 Amazingly Oversized Foods
HOUSEHOLD HIGHS РBrazil’s DIY Drug Concoctions
Robot teacher smiles, scolds in classroom
My teacher is a Real Doll
Deidre’s guide to oral sex
DUPONT HEIR STEPHEN DENT WAS EXTORTED THREE TIMES BY WOMEN HE MET ONLINE
Free Sugar Daddy Dating & Sugar Baby Personals
We Join Adult Friend Finder: Part 6 – The Voyage Home
Granny’s sex op to bag husband
A 75-YEAR-OLD woman has stunned docs by asking for a “designer vagina” op to help her sex life.
The Montauk Monster is Found!
FINALLY: Dolph Lundgren’s Peen!
World’s biggest boobs | American Norma Stitz holds world record for largest natural breasts
Evel Knievel Comedy
Ronald McDimmu’s Hamborgir
Norwegian symphonic black metal and fast food clowns at its finest. Thanks Punk Rock Jake
Amy Winehouse’ Rehab in Yiddish
Thanks Mordechai Rubinstein
Brief Jerky – Underwear made of beef jerky
Free Viagra for jobless
Finally, Archie will pick either Betty or Veronica
Body art. Literally
“Using skins from white men who donated their bodies to medical science, he has created freak versions of mundane items including flags, boots and maps of America ‚Äì in effect using skin like leather. His work, he says, is a commentary on human cruelty and America’s ethics and morality.”

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