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  • The GOP senator claims illegal immigrants may have started Arizona’s massive blaze, but his lack of evidence is drawing howls of protest and mockeryAs the Wallow wildfire charbroils more than 500,000 acres of Arizona, Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) is blaming illegal immigrants. “There is substantial evidence that some of these fires have been caused by people who have crossed our border illegally,” McCain said Saturday, while declining to offer any such evidence.

  • Like other parts of the body, brain cells begin to eat themselves as a last-ditch source of energy to ward off starvation, a study found.The body responds by producing fatty acids, which turn up the hunger signal in the brain and increase our impulse to eat.

    Researchers from the Albert Einstein College of Medicine at Yeshiva University in New York said the findings could lead to new scientifically proven weight loss treatments.

    Tests on mice found that stopping the brain cells from eating themselves – a process known as autophagy – prevented levels of hunger from rising in response to starvation.

    The chemical change in their brains caused the mice to become lighter and slimmer after a period of fasting, the researchers reported in the journal Cell Metabolism.

  • Ken Wieczerza usually loves a slice of leftover pizza from the refrigerator.But when he bit into this particular piece of cold Pizza Hut pie, he recoiled when his teeth encountered an unexpected ingredient: a blue bandage with what appeared to be remnants of dried blood.

    “It felt kind of like biting into a folded-up piece of plastic,” he recalled. “I can’t think of anything more disgusting than chewing on a bandage, other than a body part. Fortunately, I didn’t swallow it.”

    The bandage was baked into the bottom crust with a slight indentation, he said. The approximately 1-by-3-inch adhesive strip in a bright blue hue was dotted with what looked like blood droplets.

  • Letters written by Helen Keller. Forty-thousand photographic negatives of John F. Kennedy taken by the president’s personal cameraman. Sculptures by Alexander Calder and Auguste Rodin. The 1921 agreement that created the agency that built the World Trade Center.Besides ending nearly 3,000 lives, destroying planes and reducing buildings to tons of rubble and ash, the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks destroyed tens of thousands of records, irreplaceable historical documents and art.

    In some cases, the inventories were destroyed along with the records. And the loss of human life at the time overshadowed the search for lost paper. A decade later, dozens of agencies and archivists say they’re still not completely sure what they lost or found, leaving them without much of a guide to piece together missing history.

  • No matter how rich, famous, and powerful you become, it simply won’t happen, for one simple reason: they’re all fictional, dreamed up by author Bret Easton Ellis.But American Psycho, set in the soulless, superficial, status-seeking world of 1980′s New York finance, name-drops dozens of restaurants and clubs that actually did exist during that era, the elite NYC hot spots where you and I would have absolutely no shot of ever getting in (admit it!).

    What still remains from the world of American Psycho? Are Patrick Bateman’s old haunts still around, turning away all but those graced with a much sought after reservation? Or have the Dorsia’s of the world been replaced by Shake Shacks and Duane Reades?

    Let’s have a look! The locations below are presented in the order they appear in the film. If you ever dined/partied at any, please leave your memories in the comments!

  • The deadly secret of a rat that kills lions and jackals has at last been revealed. Unlike some mammals that produce their own toxins, the African crested rat is the first known to protect itself by daubing its fur with poisons from plants. The same lethal toxins are used by African tribal hunters to coat their arrow-tips.
  • An undercover operation was developed wth the assistance of Officer Robert Koehler and Officer Scott Haigh acting as the undercover “John.””He went in plain clothes through the drive-thru window,” Schwarzmann said. “He spoke to her and she said if he wanted a good time to call her and she gave him her phone number.”

    Haigh parked in the parking lot and Redmond allegedly came out, approached him and gave him a specifc price list for her services.

    Haigh returned on another occasion and inquired about her services, was offered a new, and lower, price so he said he needed to go to a bank machine but would return with the money.

  • More than $210,000 intended for poor people but instead used to furnish a City of Detroit office paid for numerous leather chairs, a $3,000 mahogany-finish conference table and at least three stainless steel trash cans with motion sensor lids and a price tag of $315 each, records show.A 56-page receipt, obtained by the Free Press under the Michigan Freedom of Information Act, lists dozens of high-end items destined last year for the Human Services Department’s east-side building, including more than $30,000 spent to furnish the office and conference room of the director.

  • Australia’s government has launched a court action against former Guantanamo Bay detainee David Hicks in a bid to seize profits from his autobiography.The case is being brought under a law banning profits from crime.

    Hicks’s legal team says the law does not apply because his conviction by a US military commission at Guantanamo Bay was invalid.

    Hicks spent five years at the facility before pleading guilty to providing material support for terrorism.

    His book Guantanamo, My Journey, tells the story of his incarceration at the controversial detention centre in Cuba. It has sold about 30,000 copies.

    The Australian government wants to retrieve any profits that Hicks has made from the book, claiming he has benefited financially from a crime.

  • man has been detained by the Secret Service after jumping a fence at the White House Tuesday.James Dirk Crudup, 41, scaled the fence on the north side of the White House between 7:30 and 8 p.m.

    Crudup was quickly taken into custody after scaling the fence. A backpack Crudup was carrying was confiscated by Secret Service.

    The contents of the backpack were investigated by Secret Service and D.C. Fire & EMS. Nothing hazardous was found.

    According to the Secret Service, Crudup is homeless.

  • Taxpayer watchdogs say the Secret Service should do everything it can to protect Mr. Biden, but they wonder whether he should be collecting rent from the agency while it’s doing its job.“He should be afforded every single protection available to him and his family, as should every vice president and president,” said Leslie Paige, spokeswoman for the Washington-based Citizens Against Government Waste.

    “But this arrangement seems bizarre to me,” she added. “You’d think the vice president, who shepherded the deficit committee, would think twice about charging the Secret Service rent. Why would he need the money? I don’t get it.”

  • Vilnius Mayor A.Zuokas Fights Illegally Parked Cars with Tank‬‏
  • Two police officers went to the Dunkin’ Donuts on Peterborough Street June 19 and ordered two cups of coffee from Hildreth, according to authorities. They said Hildreth took two coffee cups and then went to the back room to make the coffee.According to the affidavit, the officers found his behavior odd because they had ordered coffee from Hildreth before and never saw him go out back to make coffee.

    And what the officers saw Hildreth do next will disturb you.

    Watching from a store-front video monitor which shows a view of the back room, police say they saw Hildreth put nasal mucus into the cups.

  • A leaked contract between BP and the Iraqi government has revealed the extent to which the company has gained control over Iraq’s oil. The 20-year contract for the Rumaila field near Basra published today by oil industry watchdog PLATFORM, commits future Iraqi governments to paying BP whether or not it extracts oil, irrespective of OPEC quotas and of the state of Iraqi pipeline and export infrastructure.BP was awarded the deal at an auction in June 2009, but suspicions were raised when the company did not sign the contract until four months later. The Iraqi government said nothing had changed in the interim, only “clarifications” – claims that the leaked contract show not to be true.

  • The account’s creators befriended at least 32 people, almost all of them children.Several have since unfriended the fake Facebook profile but exchanges visible on the wall show some believed it was the teacher and innocently added the frauds as a friend.

    The fake account uses his name as well as the name of the school where he teaches in Sydney’s west.

    It features a profile picture of two naked men blowing kisses at the camera.

    In the information section it states: “I’m a teacher at (name deleted) school and I adore my students. Especially the boy’s (sic) I could eat them up with a spoon.”

    Start of sidebar. Skip to end of sidebar.

    End of sidebar. Return to start of sidebar.

    It features inappropriate pictures with captions such as “This is me being a gay god”.

    The profile lists his favourite pop stars as Michael Jackson, Elton John, the Pet Shop Boys and Lady Gaga.

  • Martial is coming to America and Canada in slow motion. The train left the station a long time ago. And the cunning conductors are not going to lose their nerve as their train of evil approaches the final destination: mass detention of activists, violent government crackdowns on protests, and slavery for the people.Corporate fascism, government oppression and private banking tyranny didn’t suddenly creep up on America and other Western countries. The crisis of freedom in America and Western civilization was foreseen years ago both by people within government (John F. Kennedy) and by people outside of government.

    What blind and arrogant people don’t want to admit is that “conspiracy theorists” like Alex Jones, Ron Paul, Jesse Ventura and countless other truth-tellers are the Paul Reveres of this generation.

  • News accounts in the 1920s called the Dark Corner “a little Chicago” because of federal agents’ raids on stills, killings, and gun and knife fights that broke out after church, he said.Illegal moonshine is still being made there, Campbell said. In June, sheriff’s deputies busted a still in Landrum, South Carolina, and confiscated 2,000 gallons of illegal white liquor along with $150,000 in cash.

    State lawmakers in 2009 altered existing liquor laws in a way that lessened the financial burden on small distilleries, paving the way for the Dark Corner Distillery to set up shop.

    Despite the drink’s reputation, legal moonshine makers also have popped up in other states, including Oregon, Wisconsin, Montana, Missouri, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, New York and North Carolina.

  • Missouri Senate Bill 54 is deigned to prevent children and adults from having sexual relationships. It will no doubt drive an even firmer wedge than already exists in the U.S. between children and their tutors, preventing other socially healthy and perfectly natural affectionate bonds between them, which can be crucial to a child’s development. It’s also likely to discourage American educators, increasing their stress and anxiety by treating them as potential predators. —ARK
  • Swedish police have detained a 31-year-old man in Ängelholm in western Sweden who was discovered after he sought advice from authorities on the legality of building a nuclear reactor in a domestic kitchen.
  • rep.licants.org is a web service allowing users to install an artificial intelligence (bot) on their Facebook and/or Twitter account. From keywords, content analysis and activity analysis, the bot attempts to simulate the activity of the user, to improve it by feeding his account and to create new contacts with other users.The bot does not born with a fictitious identity, but will be added to the real identity of the user to modify it at his convenience. Thus, this bot can be seen as a virtual prothesis added to an user’s account. With the aim to help him to forge a digital identity of what he would really like to be and by trying to build a greater social reputation for the user. Moreover, this bot can be perceived as a threat by defrauding even more the reality of who is really who on social networks and by showing the poverty of our social interactions on these so-called social networks.

  • Several groups – two of them led by highly trained computer scientists from MIT and Northeastern University – formed gambling companies and began pouring hundreds of thousands of dollars into Cash WinFall, a phenomenon lottery officials first noticed in 2005.The top five groups and individuals playing Cash WinFall collectively win back the cost of their tickets plus $1 million to $6 million in profits each year during rolldowns, without ever winning the jackpot, according to Mohan Srivastava, a Canadian statistician who found a flaw in a Canadian instant game that allowed him to detect winning tickets without scratching them.

  • If you’re in a position to be tased, you’ve typically got one (not very impressive) advantage: the police officer or rent-a-cop trying to send 20,000 volts through your body has to be pretty close to you. But your advantage is about to disappear in a hail of electric shock cartridges.Taser International is teaming up with crazy-ass Australian electric gun company Metal Storm to produce a bowel-liquifying stun shotgun called — seriously — MAUL. Picture, if you will, a 12-gauge shotgun that stacks stun cartridges on top of one another and uses electricity to fire them out, railgun-style. Five of Taser’s XREP cartridges come flying at you from 30 yards away — “semi-automatic fire as fast as the operator can squeeze the trigger,” the company boasted on Thursday.

  • The controversy was triggered when METI’s Agency for Natural Resources and Energy earlier this month opened a call for bids for its so-called Nuclear Power Safety Regulation Publicity Project.The bid said the agency needed a contractor “to monitor blogs on nuclear power and radiation issues as well as Twitter accounts around the clock”.

    The contractor would be asked to “conduct research and analysis on incorrect and inappropriate information that would lead to false rumours and to report such Internet accounts to the agency”, it said.

    The contractor would then “publish correct information in question-and-answer format on the agency’s website and Twitter account, after consulting with experts and engineers if necessary”, said the call for tenders.

    Asatsu DK, a major Japanese advertising company, won the contract for 70 million yen ($897,000) which expires at the end of March 2012.

  • Radiation can damage human cells and DNA, with prolonged exposure causing leukemia and other forms of cancer, according to the World Nuclear Association. Children are more susceptible as their cells grow at a faster rate.“It’s all invisible. The trees are still trees, people are shopping, the birds are singing and dogs are walking in the street,” said Chris Busby, a visiting professor at the University of Ulster’s school of biomedical sciences, who visited Fukushima prefecture last week to provide information on health risks. “When you bring out the (Geiger) machines, you can see everything is sparkling and everyone is being bitten by invisible snakes that will eventually kill them.”

  • The operator of the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant said Monday that it measured the highest radiation levels within the plant since it was crippled by a devastating earthquake. However, it said the discovery would not slow continuing efforts to bring the plant’s damaged reactors under control.The operator, Tokyo Electric Power, said that workers on Monday afternoon had found an area near Reactors No. 1 and 2, where radiation levels exceeded their measuring device’s maximum reading of 10 sieverts per hour — a fatal dose for humans.

  • “The levels reported of 10 sieverts per hour are very high levels and it’s going to be very difficult to manage workers going into those areas and doing operations,” he said.”To put the 10 sieverts into context, that 10 sieverts is actually a lethal dose of radiation. So you can’t afford to be exposed for more than a few minutes at those levels.

    “It means you’re directly exposed to fuel rods in the reactors or the spent fuel ponds very closely and while it’s possible to get to those levels it means there is very little shielding going on there.”

  • Public Policy Polling, a Democratic-leaning polling organization out of North Carolina that likes to make news with flashy headlines, released the results of a survey today that included a question not too often asked by pollsters: “If God exists, do you approve or disapprove of its performance?” Fifty-two percent of the 928 respondents approve of the job the Almighty’s done while 9 percent disapprove.So about half the public isn’t too thrilled with the way God is handling, well, everything. These people realize that, if God exists, He knows how they answered, right? Looks like we’ve got a new flood to get ready for.
  • Swedish sea treasure hunters have found something extraordinary: A 60-foot disc sunk in the bottom of the ocean, with what appears to be 985-foot-long impact tracks leading to it. The team leader never found anything like it:You see a lot of weird stuff in this job but during my 18 years as a professional I have never seen anything like this. The shape is completely round… a circle.

    Those are the words of Peter Lindberg, commander of the Ocean Explorer. He and his team found the strange disc on June 19 2011, at 285 feet below the surface of the Botnia Gulf, which is located somewhere between Finland and Sweden in the Baltic.

    The Ocean Explorer is not a team of crazy UFO hunters, but a company that finds sunken ships and retrieve their contents for profit. In 1997 they found the ship Jönköping, which was loaded by 2.500 bottles of an amazing champagne: Heidsieck&Co Monopole 1907 “Gout Americain” dedicated to the Russian Imperial Fleet. They sold those bottles for $13,000 a pop.

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Topple The Mountains And Overturn The Seas

  • Oil from the BP spill remains stuck on the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico, according to a top scientist’s video and slides that she says demonstrate the oil isn’t degrading as hoped and has decimated life on parts of the sea floor.

    That report is at odds with a recent report by the BP spill compensation czar that said nearly all will be well by 2012.

    At a science conference in Washington Saturday, marine scientist Samantha Joye of the University of Georgia aired early results of her December submarine dives around the BP spill site. She went to places she had visited in the summer and expected the oil and residue from oil-munching microbes would be gone by then. It wasn’t.

  • A major hardware update to the masterlock cracking robot. Upgraded the previously non-working latch opening mechanism to be geared down 1:25, allowing it to open the shackle.
  • Since it began publishing a trove of classified United States Embassy cables on November 28, 2010, Wikileaks has faced an onslaught of censorship that demonstrated how online speech is vulnerable when intermediaries refuse to host contentious or unpopular speech. When payment providers, service providers and even visualization software services cut off services, Wikileaks struggled to keep their site online, going down for periods of time and reducing the content they carry. But while the availability of Wikileaks content was restricted, the demand from readers and media organizations to access that information stayed strong. Now a new generation of Wikileaks-inspired websites is populating the Internet — decentralizing the concept of whistleblowing and making it harder to shut down speech merely by cutting off services to one site.
  • On February 8, 2009, a customer at an ATM at a Bank of America branch in Sun Valley, Calif., spotted something that didn’t look quite right about the machine: A silver, plexiglass device had been attached to the ATM’s card acceptance slot, in a bid to steal card data from unsuspecting ATM users.

    But the customer and the bank’s employees initially overlooked a secondary fraud device that the unknown thief had left at the scene: A sophisticated, battery operated and motion activated camera designed to record victims entering their personal identification numbers at the ATM.

    The camera was discovered more than a day later by a maintenance worker who was servicing the ATM. The device, pictured below with the boxy housing in which it was discovered, was designed to fit into the corner of the ATM framework and painted to match.

  • German researchers say that they have found a way to steal passwords stored on a locked Apple iPhone in just six minutes.

    And they can do it it without cracking the iPhone’s passcode.

  • According to officials, Bilal’s gang would purchase stolen credit-card information from websites based overseas.

    Using inexpensive credit-card encoders, Bilal’s brothers then programmed the information onto the magnetic strips of credit cards.

    Investigators said the scam – which lasted from June 2008 to December 2010 – went undetected for so long because the counterfeit credit card had the criminals’ names, not the victims’.

  • Well, basically this title attracted my attention: How to Do an Online Background Check for Free. I had to try it with myself.
  • Only as strong as yer weakest link.
  • The best thing the government can do for cybersecurity world-wide is to use its buying power to improve the security of the IT products everyone uses. If it imposes significant security requirements on its IT vendors, those vendors will modify their products to meet those requirements. And those same products, now with improved security, will become available to all of us as the new standard.
  • Then, about a week ago, I heard from a source in the hacker underground who remarked, “You know eHarmony got hacked, too, right?” I quickly checked several fraud forums that I monitor, and soon found a curious solicitation from a user at Carder.biz, an online forum that enables cyber crooks to engage in a variety of shady transactions, from buying and selling hacked data and accounts to the purchase and/or renting of criminal services, such as botnet hosting, exploit packs, purloined credit card and consumer identity data. The seller, using the nickname “Provider” and pictured in the screen shot below, purported to have access to “different parts of the [eHarmony] infrastructure,” including a compromised database and e-mail channels. Provider was offering this information for prices ranging from $2,000 to $3,000.
  • A British man has admitted hacking into a computer server, and stealing 400 billion poker chips from Zynga, makers of popular social networking games such as FarmVille. The poker chips’ estimated worth? An eye-watering $12 million (£7.4 million).

    29-year-old Ashley Mitchell, from Paignton, Devon, admitted hacking into Zynga Poker’s servers and transferring the online poker chips to fake Facebook accounts he had created. The chips were then sold to other online gamblers, for a discounted price.

    An Exeter courtroom was told that Mitchell – who runs his own Facebook application called Gambino Poker – netted about £50,000 from the scheme, selling about one-third of the 400 billion chips on the black market. If he had continued it’s estimated he could have made in excess of $290,000 (£184,000).

  • Local police chief Henry Purnell said that that the veterinarian indicated that these sows had very serious vaginal infections, and determined that they were a caused by sexual activity. Besides vaginal infections, some of the female hogs also had wounds in their vaginas, suspected of being caused by violent sexual activity. Entrusted by the farm owner, the police installed secret cameras in the farm to find out how these female pigs came to be sexually assaulted.

    Afterward, a nearby 52-year-old man appeared on camera, this man’s name being Andrew Lee Nash. The video showed Nash doing a very unusual thing: taking off his underwear behind the group of pigs. Nash’s crime lasted a long time.

    Criminal suspect Nash has been charged with 12 counts [“of unnatural intercourse”], and if convicted, he faces a maximum of 120 years of imprisonment…

  • The public debt is now over $13 trillion, or over $40,000 for every man, woman, and child in the U.S. The value is $200,000 per person if the unfunded debt is included. Through no action of his own, or even an opportunity to reject the imposition, every resident of the United States has become obligated for a debt—for life—that cannot be relieved. It is manifestly clear that an obligation of $40,000 can only be visualized as an unrestricted claim on the future earnings of the citizenry. The citizen has been reduced to an indentured servant, or slave, compelled to work for the company store and still face an ever increasing amount of debt. There is no possible relief. If the earnings of a citizen are properly subject to confiscation by taxation, the government can take the entirety and return what pittance Congress in their largess may bestow. A nation of sovereign people has been reduced to haves and have-nots; the middle class has been eliminated.
  • Cultural relativity is an amazing thing. While American parents worry about their kids being on Facebook, Egyptian parents are naming their kids “Facebook” to commemorate the events surrounding the #Jan25 revolution.

    According to Al-Ahram (one of the most popular newspapers in Egypt) a twenty-something Egyptian man has named his first born daughter “Facebook” in tribute to the role the social media service played in organizing the protests in Tahrir Square and beyond.

  • No one at the Short Hills mall parking lot saw the exchange. Or if they did, it wouldn’t have seemed like anything special — certainly not two suburban moms trafficking in unregulated substances.

    In a long black winter coat and sunglasses, Westfield mom Jennifer Richter approached from one direction. Grace Markey, also bundled in an overcoat, advanced from the other. Markey, who lives in Lincoln Park, opened a portable blue cooler and pulled out what looked like small white bricks. Richter matter-of-factly transferred them to a large green tote.

    The two suburban women — who met on Facebook — are not spies handing over secrets, or illegal drugs.

    This is all about breast milk.

  • As Noam Chomsky puts it: “The population in the United States is angry, frustrated and full of fear and irrational hatreds. And the folks not far from you on Wall Street are just doing fine. They’re the ones who created the current crisis. They’re the ones who were called upon to deal with it. They’re coming out stronger and richer than ever. But everything’s fine – as long as the population is passive.”
  • 1) Man leaves laptop locked while quickly going to the bathroom. A device can then be inserted and then removed without touching the laptop itself except at the target port. (i.e. one can’t touch the mouse, keyboard, insert a CD, etc.) 2) Woman shuts down her laptop and goes home. One then can insert a device into the target port and assume she will not see it when she returns the next day. One can then remove the device at a later time after she boots up the machine.
  • The FBI urged members of the House Judiciary Subcommittee on Crime, Terrorism and Homeland Security on Thursday to update the Communications Assistance to Law Enforcement Act (CALEA) and make it easier for authorities to eavesdrop on Internet.

    “Over the years, through interpretation of the statute by the Federal Communications Commission, the reach of CALEA has been expanded to include facilities-based broadband internet access and Voice over Internet Protocol (VoIP) services that are fully inter-connected with the public switched telephone network,” FBI General Counsel Valeria Caproni told the subcommittee.

    “Although that expansion of coverage has been extremely helpful, CALEA does not cover popular Internet-based communications modalities such as webmail, social networking sites or peer-to-peer services.”

  • It’s a sign of the times.

    The classic schoolhouse prank of slapping a “kick me” sign on a classmate’s back is no joke at one Upper East Side school, where the city’s zero-tolerance anti-bullying policy was strictly enforced against a 9-year-old boy.

    The fourth-grader was spotted sticking a yellow Post-it inviting “Kick me, please” on another little boy’s backside on Jan. 25.

    But instead of getting banished to the corner for a timeout, the PS 158 prankster was bounced from the classroom for two days, The Post has learned.

    The boy’s mom fumed that the old-school gag was just “playing around” — but a parent who asked to remain anonymous called the Post-it “maliciousness — it’s not kid’s play.”

  • Front service [left column]

    1. Ten finger strumming the instrument
    2. Countless ties and a thousand links
    3. Breast massage
    4. Ten fingers linked to the heart
    5. Roaming the world
    6. Green ocean
    7. Desert storm
    8. Tuck between breasts
    9. Flowing water, golden mountain
    10. Toast to the emperor
    11. Ice and fire; nine steps to heaven
    12. Star wars
    13. 360 degrees blowjob

    Back service [right column]

    1. Foot massage
    2. Hand wash the dragon gate
    3. Ten finger strumming the instrument
    4. Breast massage
    5. countless ties and a thousand links
    6. Ten fingers linked to the heart
    7. Roaming the world
    8. Green ocean
    9. Desert storm
    10. Tuck between breasts
    11. Flowing water, golden mountain
    12. Lone dragon pass through
    13. Seeking the moon under the sea
    14. Topple the mountains and overturn the seas

  • “This rhetoric can give someone a free pass to try to assault a police officer or kill a police officer, and I’m not going to allow that,” he said. “My officers should be able to go out here and work in the neighborhoods and keep this city safe without fear and without hesitation.”

    And, the chief implored the community – naming himself, activists and journalists – to “lower the rhetoric.”

    In other words, criticizing the police for violently assaulting and killing strangers is clearly a sign you may be secretly plotting to kill cops! So put down your camera citizen, return to your normal position as hapless subject under our dominion!

  • A 16-year-old son has allegedly confessed to killing his mother because she took away his Playstation games console.

    Kendall Anderson attacked his mother Rashida with a claw hammer while she slept, bludgeoning her 20 times, police say.

    When the hammer attack didn’t kill her, the South Philadelphia teenager dragged the 37-year-old downstairs and tried to ‘cremate her’ in the kitchen oven, according to a court report in the Philadelphia Inquirer.

    When that failed, he grabbed a chair leg and beat her around the head, before dumping her body in an alley behind the house, it is claimed.

    ‘The victim’s body was found under debris,’ a police source told MailOnline. ‘She had suffered a blunt trauma to the head.’

  • “The US army has a requirement for a rapid-fire non-lethal capability,” says Ken Schulters, project manager for close combat systems at Picatinny Arsenal in New Jersey. “All currently fielded non-lethal ammunition is single shot.”

    Firing rapidly at long range is likely to be dangerously inaccurate, says Angela Wright of Amnesty International. “Such a weapon system would allow for a burst of non-accurate fire at a crowd, with high risk of hitting bystanders, ricochets and of hitting vulnerable areas of the body,” she says.
    Despite being hollow and plastic, if a round were to strike someone in the head, it could severely injure or kill them

  • What does the Gulf look and feel like now, 8 months after the spill?

    Additional tar balls and tar mats are continuing to wash ashore all along the Gulf Coast of Mississippi and in adjacent states. Federal and state seafood resource monitoring and testing agencies are still using their “sniff” tests to determine the “safety” of our seafood products and are still not being believed by folks in the know. Chemtrails are still being sprayed in our skies as federal military and other aviation interests blanket the region with “unknown” chemicals (probably aluminum and other minerals) to promote bacterial growth in the “Gulf of Oil” waters and to combat the volatile organic compounds (VOCs) emanating from the BP oil spill.

  • Her complexion and limbs were translucently pallid, her locks long, straight and blonde.

    Now, racial mixing since the days of slavery means ‘black’ Americans come in a whole range of skin hues, but in recent years Beyonce’s tone seems miraculously to be changing from dusky to peachy.

    In truth, it is hard now to tell she is the daughter of an African-American father and Creole mother. It was three years ago that L’Oreal was accused of whitening Beyonce’s face in a magazine advert, a charge denied by the company. But now there she is, looking like a willowy Caucasian.

  • On Thursday, Broward County Sheriff’s deputies arrested Tomas Bautista, 40, who reportedly came home drunk and sexually assaulted a Chihuahua in his backyard.

    The dog, Mimi, belongs to Bautista’s roommate, who reportedly found her bleeding and Bautista passed out with his pants around his ankles.

    Bautista admitted to sexually abusing the tiny dog.

    Mimi was taken to Coral Springs Animal Hospitalfor treatment and is back home recovering now.

    Bautista is charged with cruelty to animals, a felony. He is currently being held in the Broward County Jail on an immigration hold.

  • In contrast to the caramel one might make at home by melting sugar in a saucepan, the artificial brown coloring in colas and some other products is made by reacting sugars with ammonia and sulfites under high pressure and temperatures. Chemical reactions result in the formation of 2-methylimidazole and 4 methylimidazole, which in government-conducted studies caused lung, liver, or thyroid cancer or leukemia in laboratory mice or rats.
  • The recent US-backed wave of revolution sweeping the Middle East is just the beginning of a greater move to dislodge Iran and begin regaining ground against Russia and China after several years of disappointing results geopolitically. The ultimate goal in mind is to force Russia and China to accept their role as “responsible stakeholders” in the unipolar Anglo-American “new world order.” The unipolar world of Anglo-American financier domination requires that all competition be eliminated, all nations become interdependent, and most importantly, all governments conform to the globalists’ model of “civil society” which in turn answers to centralized global institutions.
  • Seattle Police officer Ian Birk will not face criminal charges for shooting and killing a woodcarver from Vancouver Island.

    In August, John Williams who is a member of the Ditidaht First Nation was carrying a carving knife as he crossed a Seattle Street.

    Officer Ian Birk ordered him to drop it and then shot him seconds later.

    Prosecutors in Seattle have rejected charges saying there was no evidence the officer acted with malice or criminal intent.

    Birk joined the Seattle Police Department in July 2008. He resigned late Tuesday afternoon (February 16th.) Seattle police Officer Ian Birk Will Get Away With Murder Killing Indian Wood carve

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The Jungle (1967) – 60’s Philly Gangs Dramatization/Documentary

“Directed, written and acted by teenagers Charlie Davis, David Williams and Jimmy Robinson, 1967’s The Jungle chronicles the exploits of Philadelphia’s 12th and Oxford street gang. It is amateur film making that transcends its limitations and achieves a certain rough artfulness.

With its starkly poetic black and white cinematography, urban rhythm and streetwise jargon The Jungle recalls Shirley Clarke’s The Cool World and the Beat-era improvs of Cassavetes’ Shadows. The fact that theThe Jungle holds its own against some of the sixties more legendary indie films makes it somewhat disappointing that none of the people involved with the production of the film went on to make more movies.” –Dangerous Minds

“When the Library of Congress announced the list of films that would be preserved as part of its 2009 National Film Registry, alongside such landmark titles as Michael Jackson’s Thriller, Sergio Leone’s Once Upon a Time in the West and Sidney Lumet’s Dog Day Afternoon sat a little-known 1967 short titled The Jungle. Created by a group of African-American gang members in North Philly under the supervision of Temple social worker Harold Haskins, the gritty, remarkable 22-minute film circulated on the educational market for years, but re-emerged when Secret Cinema’s Jay Schwartz discovered a print several years ago.” – Philadelphia City Paper

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SeMeN SPeRmS Links o’ Death Archive 9

Weird Statues in Children’s Recreational Parks
Open a beer bottle with another beer bottle
Contortion
Russian Scientists Claim to Invent Drug-Free Cannabis, Suggest it to Replace Wild Cannabis Worldwide – NEWS – MOSNEWS.COM
Bitten by the Nuclear Dragon
Japanese Extreme Wake Up Pranks
China Death Bus
Damn Birds Online Game
Wolphin
The Most Expensive Lemon
“It was a sweet ride turned sour: a $1.7-million Mercedes-Benz roadster that died after cruising 10 blocks. That works out to $170,000 a block ‚Äî perhaps the most expensive test drive on record.”
Goo Shooter Controls Crowds
Kicks of the Week
Real Shitty Coffee
The Feejee Mermaid
ASFR (alt.sex.fetish.robots)
The Sumo Rustler
Big enough for you?
No sex please, robot, just clean the floor
“Although the nightmare vision of a Terminator world controlled by machines may seem fanciful, scientists believe the boundaries for human-robot interaction must be set now ‚Äî before super-intelligent robots develop beyond our control.”
Nigga Done Got His Head Buss
Regular Shit Nigga Wanted To Pop Off They Ate His Food(Slashed Him)
SweetMuscle Bodybuilder Women Nudes
Japanese Sex Slang
Teenage vandals gone wild
Crush, Kill, DESTROY!!!
Insane Japanese kid playing music game
Court: 15-year-old girls can marry
Colorado recognizes common-law marriages
500 Person Japanese Orgy
More Eyeballs
Karlil – Drank Boy
Zuiikin Gals II
Exercise x Engrish = Fun!
Hot trend: The Leak
Wheelchair Crowdsurfer
The First Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards!
Rate Celebrity Plastic Surgery
NYC Carved Creatures
“Gnomes, monsters, devils and creatures of all shapes, sizes and expressions lurk over doorways all over town. Purely decorative in intent, they differ from gargoyles, whose purpose is to funnel water off rooves.”
Genpets.com – Bioengineered Buddies!
World’s oldest condom
A turtle in the Ozarks is terribly deformed by living trapped in a 6 pack ring
White Women on Opium Den 1892
Police don’t have to knock, justices say
“The Supreme Court ruled Thursday that police armed with a warrant can barge into homes and seize evidence even if they don’t knock, a huge government victory that was decided by President Bush’s new justices.”
Elephants crush town
“In what appears to be a case of elephants retaliating against humans, hundreds of villagers have taken refuge on boats in Bangladesh after their homes were destroyed by rampaging pachyderms, local officials said on Wednesday.”
Government Increasingly Turning to Data Mining
“Privacy advocates say the practice exposes ordinary people to ever more scrutiny by authorities while skirting legal protections designed to limit the government’s collection and use of personal data.”
Hiroshima miniture model – before and after
Students Arrested After Videotape Of Fight Surfaces On MySpace.com
Jack the cat chases black bear up tree
Drug Warriors Push Eye-Eating Fungus
Backs to the future
New analysis of the language and gesture of South America’s indigenous Aymara people indicates a reverse concept of time.
Drug caches found in Home Depot vanities
Without a Trace – Teen Orgy
This is what CBS is getting sued $3.3 million for…
CBS Stations: Indecency Complaints Invalid
“Virtually none of those who complained to the Federal Communications Commission about the teen drama Without A Trace actually saw the episode in question, CBS affiliates said as they asked the agency to rescind its proposed record indecency fine of $3.3
Burzum short film
Silicone Injected Penis
The Frito Bandito
BUTTOCKS IN THE HISTORY OF ART
Robby The Robot
“Satin”-ic Graffiti News Report
“Cuz I’m a punk, that’s what I do.”
MyHeritage face recognition : Find the Celebrity in You‚Ñ¢
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
How to Blow Smoke Rings
50 Dumbest Rock-Star Extravagances
Phallus Gallery – phallic art in the days of Pompeii, Italy.
Homeland Security accepts fake ID
Bunny the Tap Dancer
Holy Fuckin’ Christ!
Metal Band at Retarted Party
OMFG!!!
Women Run Obstacle Course Hypnotized so Sounds Cause Orgasms
Hard Gay Meets Kids
Koala Fight!
Chimp Hosts Talk Show, Gets Fresh With Guest
Improv Everywhere Mission: Best Buy
50 people dress up like Besy Buy employees and mob a store.
Rainy season brings glow-in-the-dark mushrooms
Most Tattooed Man – Lucky Diamond Rich
Elephant Drive-In
One minute, harmony; the next, chimp mayhem
Monkey Brawl!
Pole Dancer Takes A Tumble
The Cake Song.
This shit WILL get stuck in yer head!
C’mon Fatso, And Just Bust A Move
The Remix!
Help solve the mystery
“There are about 50 slides in all- all dating from between 1959 and 1969 and all of young women. Some, like the ones here have letters written on their foreheads…”
Prosecutor: While cameras rolled, N.C. trio castrated willing men
Whatever You Do Don’t Watch This!
I warned you!
Disposable: A History of Skateboard Art – Online Galleries
MATRIX.NEO VERSUS ROBOCOP
DIY Bush Impeachment
Before Prohibition: Images from the preprohibition era
Boomin’ System!
Spectator throws cyclist off a bridge
Randy Johnson hates birds
give us all your money
Reporter Attacked!!
Mister Softee Dies
The Monkey Chow Diaries
“But can a human subsist on a constant diet of pelletized, nutritionally complete food like puppies and monkeys do? For the good of human kind, I’m about to find out. On June 3, 2006, I began my week of eating nothing but monkey chow: “a complete and bala
Hamburger or Tuna Melt?
Fuck Myspace, We’re Deleting Our Profile
Iron Maiden – Number of the beast
Pirate Party of the United States
200 lt Diet Coke x 500 Mentos
In vitro meat
Oink!
The Ultimate Thing Costume
Fantastic Four Costume Made of Real Rocks!
ILoveAnything.Com
Crystal Cave of the Giants
Love at First Bite
“I put my ring finger in Clive‚Äôs mouth and he put his ring finger in my mouth with our teeth resting right on the last joint. We looked in each other‚Äôs eyes, nodded, and bit down as hard as we could. It was a little disappointing because we couldn‚Äôt
Rubber Urinal Suit
345 horsepower, 5.7-liter HEMI V-8 engine powered Barbeque
A REAL Man’s BBQ! Also check out the Hemi Big Wheel.
Vespa mandarinia
The Asian Giant Hornet
Watch it shred: PRI-MAX vs. BMW
Angels & Demons
6/6/6
Ooooof!
Never Not Working Sighting
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
Snitch On A Terrorist – Get A Suitcase Fulla Cash!
Morgellons Update!
“One San Francisco woman describes “tiny green shrimp” that come from her face, and she said she saw a fly pop out of her right eye.”
Secret Fun Spot
Chinatown Bus Drama (Translated)
Thnx Esteban Potencias!
Bag Ladies
Famous Navels – free celebrity belly buttons – thousands of navel pictures
Girls + Toilets
3D Space Invaders
Eyeball stickers on Grand St.
Deadly kites banned in Pakistan city
Love Bald Bush!
WWII’s Kilroy Was Here , The inside info on how the legend started
Baby’s death blamed on 2nd hand crack smoke
The Oops list
Crashes galore
Photographing Squirrels
Squirrels With Cameras
Tiger & Piglets
Monkey Do
Buildings of Disaster
Buildings of Disaster are miniature replicas of famous structures where some tragic or terrible events happened to take place.
Switch to heavy metal signals danger
War between the Judas Priest and Evil Warriors gangs
Was the 2004 Election Stolen?
Republicans prevented more than 350,000 voters in Ohio from casting ballots or having their votes counted — enough to have put John Kerry in the White House.
Chat Rooms
Dream Body
Sex in the MRI
2 goat heads + 1 coconut + 1 pentagram = ?
Is It Raining Aliens?
Nearly 50 tons of mysterious red particles showered India in 2001. Now the race is on to figure out what the heck they are.
Raw Horseflesh Ice Cream
Mmmmmmm!
Eurobad ’74
Europe’s worst interiors of 1974.
Baby With Three Arms
Pedophile party starts in Netherlands
A new political party in the Netherlands is dedicated to legalizing sex between adults and children.
Japanese Amputee Sex Dolls
RealDoll Configurator
Pépé Smit
Mr. Cool Ice!
Worst. Tattoo. Ever.
I <3 Tunafish
Lucky Bum
Carthedral!
Carthedral is a rolling Gothic Cathedral complete with flying buttresses, stained glass pointed windows, and gargoyles.
Merry Saddles‚Ñ¢ Erotic Cycling Supply
How to make hash
Free Tennessee BBQ Grill
Pick your nose and eat snot to stay healthy!
the broken laptop i sold on ebay
The Revenge Of A Burnt eBayer!
Modern Moist Towelette Collecting
White Trash Mom Britney Spears
Ferrofluid Sculptures by Sachiko Kodama
Magnetic Liquid…Crazy!
DeLorean – Back To The Future
Safety Not Guaranteed
Our Parisian Homies @ Honeyee.com Blog Collabo
A Closer Look at the New Assault on Indecency and Profanity at the FCC
Reporter Gets Owned
Anal Fissure Self Help Page
Porn in the woods
Bad heroin sparks a series of overdoses
Jury gives woman $5M for ruined vagina
How to Pirate a Vinyl Record
Red Hot Chili Peppers Rip Off Tom Petty
Cockroach Controlled Mobile Robot
Museum of Menstruation and Women’s Health
One-Legged Dance Dance Revolution
Sam Loyd’s Cyclopedia of 5000 Puzzles, Tricks, and Conundrums
Bad Example: Graffiti Currency Archives
Fairly Freaky Animals
Toilet Bowl Restaurant
Judge Says Child Molester Is Too Short For Prison
Too Short’s NOT In The Big House!
Kirk Douglas Wants Sundaes!
epiclylaterd Covers The Park Party
Nice Name, Dude!
Kids Stick It To The (Old) Man
A high-pitched alarm which cannot be heard by adults has been hijacked by schoolchildren to create ringtones so they can get away with using phones in class.
Now I’m free to see the world!
MyDeathSpace.com
Directory of dead myspace members
Scientists Grow Artificial Penis in Lab
Frankenstein Cock
Kitty & Rooster, Weird Friendship.
Dude has amazing old-school arcade in his basement!
Cop Shoot Cop
‘This is Satanism. We only see this in the movies’
Sesame Street In The Hood
Hey kids! it’s mister microphone!
Belly Bongo (commercial from the 70’s)
70’s Toy Commercials
Police Question 2 In Muffin Mystery
SexMaid Game!
Ugly Breast Implants
The paint stripper drug that kills
An industrial solvent used to clean graffiti has become the potentially lethal drug of choice for some on the gay clubbing scene.
Cocaine In Breast Milk Caused Death
veeery sleeepy
In Soviet Russia, Bike Steals Nigga.
Nigga stole my bike, Punchout remix.
Leia has NO CLASS, but then neither does Han.
A.R.E. Weapons
Dignity Crew!
Sorry about the spooge on your catalog
Holy Shit!
Worse than the maggots!
Hot Doggie Style!
Extreme Craft: Decowpitation
“The Militant Graffiti Artists of Stockholm didn’t take too kindly to the cows, and kidnapped one in the name of art…or at least in the name of anti-advertising-cluttering-up-every-bit-of-downtown-street-space. They demanded that the city declare the co
Kinetic Sculpture Race
Flatulence Filter Chair Pad
We need these for the office!
Max and Courtney Make Monsters
Awesome Blog about creating monster make-up!
pussy galore on the uncle floyd show
Spirit of Truth – Part 2
The Sequel! Homeboy answers calls.
Colin Farrell Fag Action Funny-Ass Gif!
Rockin Jellybean Art Graphics
EL TOPO – A BOOK OF THE FILM – ONLINE
Petey Greene – How to Eat Watermelon
William S. Burroughs Cut-Up Films
10 Things I Hate About Commandments
The Ten Commandments remixed as a teen comedy trailer!
70,000 Beer Cans Found in Ogden Townhouse
Silver Bullet Overload
Oozinator – Questionable Super Soaker
More Bears Attack Monkey Pictures!
Eatery name gets city’s panties in wad
The name of a new restaurant in Scottsdale is stirring up trouble. The Las Vegas-based Pink Taco Mexican Restaurant
Bears Eat Monkey in Front of Zoo Visitors
Coins cost more to make than face value
The Mint estimates it will cost 1.23 cents per penny and 5.73 cents per nickel this fiscal year
Diamond-covered Mercedes SL sure to turn heads
The Golden Plungers
the world’s nicest public restrooms!
The Mighty Minions of Mire!
This is a site dedicated to the phenomena of quicksand and mud fetishes.
Students suspended for mixing up sugary “Happy Crack”
McDonald’s: Baby Ronald
AT&T Whistle-Blower’s Evidence
AT&T is asking a federal judge to keep those documents out of court, and to order the EFF to return them to the company. Here Wired News presents Klein’s statement in its entirety, along with select pages from the AT&T documents.
Great-grandma tattoos “DO NOT RESUSCITATE” on her chest
Super Columbine Massacre RPG!
Face Flare
The Largest Badonkadonk
Movie Title Screens Page
FIRE!
Harpers Weekly Review
Vegan Twinkies®
Brazil’s prisons present free-for-all for gangs
Girl, 11, will be Britain’s youngest mother
The girl smokes 20 cigarettes a day despite being eight months’ pregnant. She conceived aged 11 when she lost her virginity to a boy of 15 on a drunken night out with friends.
Death Of The Internet
Big companies are trying to own the net. Let’s stop them.
Stoner
“Big Daddy”
Pretty Planet
Amazing NASA Satelite Photos of The Earth
The Human Marvels: Myrtle Corbin – The Four-Legged Woman
“It seems that her twin sister was also fully sexually formed ‚Äì thus Myrtle possessed two vaginas.”
Federal Source to ABC News: We Know Who You’re Calling
Von Dutch Toolbox $270,000!
The REAL Von Dutch, not the co-opted version!
Virtual Museum of Sex
How to find the G spot
Public Service
Bishoujo Games
Naughty Japanese Dating Computer Games
The Psychedelic Library
Flaming Tuba Action!
Ooops! I did it again.
Meth lab in home yields ‘hospital room’
GHOST RIDE THE WHIP Gone Wrong
Original “Gangsta Fag” Video
Shark Attack!
Bush likens ‘war on terror’ to WWIII
FBI raid on CIA chief’s home after he resigns
Sickipedia
Sick Jokes
NFCTD Flash Puzzles
Pretty Damn Cool!
eBay: Baphomet Altar Box Satanic Mummified Claw Devil Satan (item 6278440517 end time May-14-06 18:40:48 PDT)
St Maarten Beach – Look Out For The Planes!
USSR posters
a collection of Soviet Union propaganda and advertisement posters from 1917 to 1991
Morgellons Disease : Coming Soon
“Patients say that’s the worst symptom ‚Äî strange fibers that pop out of your skin in different colors. “He’d have attacks and fibers would come out of his hands and fingers, white, black and sometimes red. Very, very painful,” said Lisa Wilson, whose so
Electric Cinderella Shoes – with built-in stun gun
The Naked Rabbit World Power Foundation: We Already Control Your Mind
Police Truck Justice
“They got ’em!”
Hyperactive Beatbox
Yahoo Serious Jr.
P.E.A.R.T. – The Robotic Drum Machine
Space Colony Artwork 1970
Scientists Make Light Go Backwards!
Supposedly Backwards Light Goes Faster Than Light…Weird!
Gum Blondes
Blonde Sex Symbols Immortalized In Used Bubblegum
Burn This Bush!
Madonna Gets Freaky with Some Horses
Totally Gay Army Ad
MySpace ‘Poser’ Arrested For Attempted Sexual Battery
Death To Posers!
Dick Goes Boom!
“That’s not stupid!”
Midget Michael Jackson!
Knife That Shoots!
Some Dude Puts Maggots In His Penishole
WTF?!
Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain “Smells Like Teen Spirit”
Man admits subway foot-kissing assaults
“A 23-year-old with a foot fetish has admitted he tried to kiss, fondle and lick the legs and toes of more than 70 women on the New York subway over the last three years, prosecutors said Wednesday.”
Rare Mirage Lasts for 4 Hours Off East China Shore
Redneck Vehicles
The Neverending Story Theme
Nice hair, dude!
It Rubs The Lotion On It’s Skin
See Ya Later, Gator
The Fugs!
SEXY ROCKER GIRLZ(Who Dig Rocker Guyz)
Big bike for a big fan
Best movie scene ever
Rad, dude!
Axl Goes off on Spectrum 1991
Devo on SQUARE PEGS part 3
Devo ( Live1973 Kent State University Creative Arts Festival )
German ‘Robin Hoods’ give poor a taste of the high life
“A GANG of anarchist Robin Hood-style thieves, who dress as superheroes and steal expensive food from exclusive restaurants and delicatessens to give to the poor, are being hunted by police in the German city of Hamburg.”
FELINE MEDICAL CURIOSITIES: DWARF CATS, GIANT CATS, FAT CATS
DNA, journal among clues in beach shooting deaths of camp counselors
“The department distributed photographs of various items found around the bodies of 22-year-old Lindsay Cutshall and 26-year-old Jason Allen, who were each shot in the head while they slept with a .45-caliber Marlin rifle that was never found. The items i
Jesus Could Have Walked on Ice, Scientist Says
Giant Balls of ‘Snot’ Explain Ocean Mystery
German cannibal guilty of murder
“fetish for human flesh”
Stuff On My Cat
Penis artist’s work shocks father
“…painted using his penis as a brush…”
Tourist sits on Hell’s Angels’ Harley…
Tighten Up
Looney Tunes Hidden Gags
Hidden Gags in Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies Cartoons
Lifting the mask from ‘Faces of Death’
Aircraft Crash Videos
Car Crash Pictures
The Fattest Fuck In The World
3,738 Mothers Set Breast-Feeding Record
Dude Sings Stairway To Heaven Backwards Played In Reverse
No Satanic Messages Included
Bureau of Engraving and Printing – Large Denominations
$500, $1000, $5000, $10,000 Bills!
The Gatorade Conspiracy
Drinkers shock at body in rum barrel
HUNGARIAN builders who drank their way to the bottom of a huge barrel of rum while renovating a house got a nasty surprise when a pickled corpse tumbled out of the empty barrel, a police magazine website reported.
Best Places To Go To Prison
Starfire Optical Range Eyeball
America tests laser weapons
Korean Scientists Develop Female Android
Eboy’s New York
How To Take Better Dirty Pictures!
The Montana Sedition Project: Photo Gallery
“In March 1918, a third-degree committee in Forsyth grilled Starr about Liberty Bonds and forced him to kiss the flag. “What is this thing anyway?” he asked. “Nothing but a piece of cotton with a little paint on it, and some other marks in the corner ther
Creating Uncrackable Passwords
Feds Go All Out to Kill Spy Suit
When the government told a court Friday that it wanted a class-action lawsuit regarding the National Security Agency’s eavesdropping on Americans dismissed, its lawyers wielded one of the most powerful legal tools available to the executive branch — the
FCC approves Net-wiretapping taxes
Feds want IP’s to pay for easy tap access.
Man arrested after thieves steal safe full of homemade child porn
Play-Doh Fragrance in a bottle!
Mmmmmmm!
Playboy Bunny Recruitment Brochure
Rate My Turban
Rate My Turban
iScratch
Scratch using yer iPod wheel
The Devil’s Music
Diabolus in Musica or the Devil’s Interval
Is It Okay for Christians to Use Marijuana and Other Drugs?
Spy See Through Clothes Under Clothing Panty Panties Underwear
Nine lives, six legs!
Flaming Suicide
Battle of the Facial Hair: Eccentrics Gather For German Beard Competition
Candian Commuters told Prime Minster Stephen Harper ‘eats babies’
“electronic vandalism”
Japanese Toilet Curling
Dress Like Yer Fave Food
Warning! A huge videogame controller is coming.
Street-Legal Jet Powered VW Beetle
Piece of finger served to diner at TGI Friday’s
Not just chicken fingers any more!
Vampire Dog
Knit Motorcycle
Too Fuckin’ Cool!
Scar Stuff: MAD Magazine “It’s A Super-Spectacular Day/ Mad Super Special Summer 1980 Flexi Disc MP3
“…this marvel of engineering would play a random ending with every spin of your turntable thanks to the multiple grooves…”
The Clash On Fridays for a Monday
Chernobyl Graffiti
Creepy
Let Me See Yer Guitar Face!
Milkman Mike
Eye-Yi-Yi!
Musical Torment
“…a strange phenomenon known as “musical hallucinations” which is a condition very similar to having a song stuck in one’s head; but the music is considerably more true-to-life, it is heard almost non-stop, and it is practically impossible to ignore.”
Thoughts Trigger Mental Typewriter
A computerized typewriter that translates electrical impulses from brainwave signals into letters and words could be available in the next five years.
400 Dead Dolphins Wash Up In Zanzibar
“Some scientists surmise that loud bursts of sonar, which can be heard for miles in the water, may disorient or scare marine mammals, causing them to surface too quickly and suffer the equivalent of what divers call the bends – when sudden decompression f
Soccer Streaker Scores!
GOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!
X-Ray Spex – Identity
Mom on MySpace
“I’ve covered murders, grisly accidents, airplanes falling out of the sky and, occasionally, dirty politics. But in nearly two decades of journalism, nothing has made my insides churn like seeing what my 13-year-old daughter and her friends are up to on M
The Fabulous Ruins of Detroit
Toronto is the new New York
The Montage Art of Winston Smith
This dude inspired me, when I was young, with his Dead Kennedys art. Awesome stuff!
Wild…With Regret
A wet T-shirt contest five years ago when she was in high school is still haunting Monica Pippin.
Got It On “E”-Bay
“Memo to those considering entering the exciting field of Ecstasy production: It’s probably not a good idea to set up your illicit drug lab via purchases on eBay, which apparently is being closely monitored by nosy Drug Enforcement Administration agents.”
San Diego mayor ‘appalled’ by Mexican move to lift drug laws
Stop Snitching on Pot Smokers!
$50 a pop/
Toilets of the World
India Driving
Georgie Interactive Animation
Nuts!
Lock ‘n Load, Baby!
Funky Cat Drummer
Bicycling Dalmation
Naked Man Fatally Shot by Police
Explosive chocolate bomb
Delicious Terror!
Fresh Meat
Pictures on Chocolate!
Huge 1,500-year-old pyramid discovered in Mexico City
Giants Throughout History
Safe, secure and kitsch
“A German artist is trying to change the way people think about security, by replacing barbed wire with heart-shaped metal, and pointed railings with animal shapes”
National Day of Slayer: June 6, 2006 (6/6/6)
The Paaaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnnnnuuuuugggggghhhhhh!!!!
Gardener found skeleton in soil bag
A Croatian man found the skeleton of a Nazi soldier while sifting through a bag of soil for his new garden.
Carnival Chalk Prizes
Homicides and Crime in New York City
Google Map of murders in the five boroughs this year
Delicious Sheep Dung Found In Roast
“As the family’s Sunday roast lamb was being carved, two balls appeared in the meat”
“Look How Funky He Is!”
Top That!
Horse Semen Collection
Worst Job Ever!
Shadow Basketball
Shoelaces for Chucks
Fuckin’ Sneaker Nerds!
Nice Haircut, Dude!
Dragon Leather Bag
Fuckin’ Crazy!
Return of the Monkey Cowboy
Homeless Golf Cart!
Big shoehorn in the sky / Airlines always looking for ways to cram more people into coach
Airbus has been quietly pitching the standing-room-only option to Asian carriers, though none has agreed to it yet. Passengers in the standing section would be propped against a padded backboard, held in place with a harness, according to experts who have
Behind the scenes at the latest aNYthing fashion shoot
– Oxy Cottontail –
The new site makeover looks great!
Venom- Black Metal
Death To Fuckin’ Posers!
Thor’s battle with the rubber things
“Israelites” (Desmond Dekker)
William Burroughs Book Covers
500 lb Potato Battery
“I built a potato battery out of 500 pounds of potatoes. It powered a small sound system.”
Police Release Sketch of Rape Suspect
Awesome Drawing!
Skating The Aftermath
Post-Katrina Skate Wasteland…Thnx Leo!
Police Find Family Heirloom Is Mummified Baby
Star Trek Nerd Interior Design
“Experience the 24th CENTURY in your own home”
Living in the ‘Star Trek’ Universe — For Real
“Tony Alleyne loved the Star Trek universe so much, he wanted to live in it. So after a bitter breakup, he remodeled his condominium to look like the inside of the Starship Enterprise.”
It Doesn’t Get More Emo Than This!
Feel her pain!
The World’s Youngest Drummer
Two-headed ducks and blood-filled monkey masks
Blacklight Tattoos
Chimps Gone Wild
This Week’s Prostitution Photos — Saint Paul Police
Thnx Spunknation!
Adidas hit over ‘racist’ trainer
Slug Eats Worm
Mmmmmmmm!
G.G Allin – The Gas Station NYC Last Show
He ODed that night
Buddy Rich Vs. Animal
Muppet Breaks ‘n Beats!
3,000 gallons of sewage spews into home
Utility workers trying to blast out a grease clog from a sewer line forced 3,000 gallons of raw sewage into a couple’s home
Female Mask Galleries
The Camel-Toe Report
Illustrated Book of Sexual Records
Headph0ne Phet1sh
pictures of women wearing headphones
The Contortion Home Page
Female Desperation
“These pages are dedicated to people who like to see women dying for a pee”
Street Fighter Adult Cosplay Sex Movies
FURSUIT – The Furry Costume Information Exchange
A Plushie Lexicon
Deviant Desires: Amputee Devotees
HOT or NOT?!?!?!
Cousin Geri
“I’m not drunk…”
Stop the Madness
“The White House made this anti-drug music video in 1980s. Starring New Edition, LaToya Jackson, Whitney Houston, Nancy Reagan, David Hasselhoff, Tootie from Facts of Life, Herb Alpert, Casey Kasem and Boogaloo Shrimp from the Breakin’ franchise!” Thnx S
80’s White Average Homeboy
Thnx Tim Barber!
Knitta, Please!
Knit Tagging!
Granny Sells H
Disappearing Rabbit Trick
Supermodel arrested for allegedly hitting flight attendant
Are you ready for your mugshot close-up?
Marc Ecko wastes lots more money on fake graffiti
Clash At Bond Casino
Local NY News Cast Footage
Challenge Pissing
Used Car Parody Commercial
Pirate Baby’s Cabana Battle Street Fight 2006
Cool-ass Gameboy Inspired Animation
Cross-Dressing Sim Tom Cruise
Pimp My Snack
Big-Ass Home-Made Versions of Snack Foods
Einstein The Parrot
Sly and the Family Stone – Dance To The Music
Dutchman builds modern Noah’s Ark
“This will speak very much to children… they’ll hear the creak of the wood, smell the smell of the dung”
Phony kids, virtual sex
Some “Second Life” participants say they’re disquieted by virtual sexual role-play between adults and players using child avatars.
“Hemp Hop” Weeded Rap MP3’s
It’s 4/20 Duuuuuuuude!
Decapitated heads of police officials found in Acapulco
The heads of Acapulco Preventive Police Commander Mario Nunez Magana and Preventive Police Officer Jesus Alberto Ibarra were accompanied by a red sign with black lettering that warned, “So that you learn to respect.”
Beware the door-to-door free breast exam guy!
Japanese Girl Taunts Polar Bear
Woman Smuggles Grenade Into Jail
Salvadoran Woman Detained After Allegedly Smuggling Grenade Hidden in Her Vagina Into Jail
Rumors on the Internets
The Peanuts Tattoo Page
Hang on Snoopy, Hang on!
New Robotcop set to fight crime
Anarchy – Scams
Oldschool Text Files
Newspaper Picture Story-Award of Excellence
Prison Photos
THE SPIRIT OF TRUTH
“If you like your religion peppered with profanity, “The Spirit of Truth” is the man for you.” – Thnx Uarm.net
Optical Illusions Etc
Flavored Oxygen!
Game Pulled From Stores After Man Finds Racy Picture
Important English Lesson for Japanese People
Sexy English
Woman Unknowingly Videotapes Sister’s Demise
Maria didn’t find out it was her sister till the next day. Now she says she wishes she would have done something to save her.
Death Metaler from the band Gorgoroth hit by train
“Maybe the metal gods above were smiling on me and they didn’t want one of their true warriors to die on them. Otherwise, I’d be up there in the kingdom of steel.”
The California Department of Corrections
“series of artfully-“corrected” public billboards with biting and poignant messages.”
kraftwerk- autobahn
1975 ElectroKrautz
The Final Countdown… LIVE!
Worst. Version. EVER!
WTF?
Subterranean Cities
The Banana Club Museum
The International Banana Club
LOOK AT ME BEING SERIOUS!
Billboard Alteration Salutes U.S. Military in Iraq
The MIRT & EVP preemptive traffic devices at SkyOptics.com
Change lights
No green light for driver with traffic signal gadget
“The device, called an Opticon, is similar to what firefighters use to change lights when they respond to emergencies. It emits an infrared pulse that receivers on the traffic lights pick up.”
Harper’s Weekly Review
Catch up with current events with this weekly news summary, well worth email subscribing to.
Mr. Rogers Break Dancing!
Enterobius vermicularis in the cecum
“A 55-year-old man presented with intermittent, crampy pain in the right lower quadrant of the abdomen. A colonoscopy was ordered and revealed multiple mobile 1-cm worms, Enterobius vermicularis, in the cecum.”
Kansas cabin that once belonged to William S. Burroughs for sale on eBay
Heroin not included.
Rare Wu-Tang Clan MP3 Bonanza!
A shitload of downloads, shit like the Enter The Wu demos
Fuck
“This Article is as simple and provocative as its title suggests: it explores the legal implications of the word fuck.”
Crime does pay – minimum wage
McGriddle Fan Fiction
Lars or Michael?
Batman Vs. Metallica
Zoning stink wears on
Dude in Ohio isn’t allowed to put up a fence, so he puts up a row of toilets.
Fantasy Coffins From Ghana
Check out the Air Jordan Coffin!
General Butt Naked
Two Engined Wooden Cadillac
Graffiti Research Lab » Night Writer
Florida Has Big Problem: Snakes The Size Of Phone Poles
What’s the origin of “the finger”?
Fainting Goats
9-Year-Old Is Veteran Bullfighter
14,000 Brass Knuckles Found Disguised As Belt Buckles
Beverage Creates a Buzz
Cocaine-Cola
Rival midget KISS tribute bands clash!
MiniKiss Vs. Tiny Kiss
Elephant Eats Scores of Cookies, Gets Sick
Sri Lanka’s most celebrated elephant, “Raja,” has fallen ill after eating scores of cookies, chocolates and other rich food offered to him as part of Buddhist new year celebrations.

one red paperclip
Bartering from one red paperclip to a free year’s rent!
Motherfuckin’ Flying Cat!
Lucid Decapitation
Off with yer motherfuckin’ head.
One Got Fat – Weird Monkey Mask Bicycle Safety Film 1963
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12!
Ralph Williams Bay Shore Chrysler
Late nite live ad from the 1970s for a car dealer that totally rips the sponsor a new one.
Shoelace Knots – How To Tie Your Shoes
16 Different Ways To Tie Shoelaces
FUCK
Midget B-Boy Battle
Stacked Can Art
Festival of the Steel Phallus
Horrid skin condition
’86 World Series Game Six
A re-enactment of the notorious game six, in RBI Baseball, an old video game.
Jewish sex commando targets Israeli porn websites
A group of Jewish ultra-Orthodox hackers is waging a war against pornographic websites, replacing their content with nothing but the picture of a revered rabbi, an Israeli paper reported Monday.
The MySpace Economy
Porn star’s offer to Bin Laden
“I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims.”
Secret Worlds: The Universe Within
Zoom In From the Milky Way to subatomic particles
Blog Gangsigns
Japanese R&B in Blackface
Great fakers scammed ancient Italy
2000 Year-Old Counterfeit Coin!
DEA Agent Who Shot Self In Foot Sues Uncle Sam
“Paige was making a “drug education presentation” in April 2004 to a Florida youth group when his firearm (a Glock .40) accidentally discharged. The shooting occurred moments after Paige told the children that he was the only person in the room profession
Vampire Killing Kit 19th century Transylvania Antique
Slightly Used
‘Happy face’ crater on Mars
Plainfield property where killer Ed Gein lived is up for auction on eBay
“This is the land where Ed Gein lived. Wisconsin’s most famous murderer, until Jeffrey Dahmer, was arrested on this land in November 1957. Inside the ramshackle farmhouse – which burned down shortly before the property was auctioned the following March –
Ultimate Pimped Out Limojet
I Stay Fly-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y!
Target Child Food Porn
Man hit with $218 trillion phone bill
Wild Out Arabs
Penguin Sweaters
Battle of the Sexless
“He doused his genitals with the antiseptic until they glowed amber, then slowly, carefully, slit open his scrotum.”
Wired News: Geek Graffiti Takes on New York
Electro-Graf
Gorilla Cover Gallery
Oook oook ooook!
Casebook: Jack the Ripper
Everything you ever wanted to know about Jack The Ripper…but were afraid to ask!
Super Monkey Poop Fight
Old School Style Video Game
Wis. Man Accused of Tagging 6 Cell Blocks
“Troy Lee Mosby placed his signature “Syrup” tag on the walls, beds, tables, locker and mirrors of six cell blocks at the Milwaukee County House of Correction, according to a criminal complaint filed Thursday.”
NYC Subway Tokens
Fuck A Metrocard!
rayguns (intergalactic self-defense mechanisms)
NASA Plane Crash
Yeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
The Ryugyong Hotel – One Creepy Building
“The Ryugyong Hotel is, in my opinion, the single most unsettling structure ever erected by the hand of man. It‚Äôs 1,082 feet tall, has 105 floors, and encloses 3.9 million square feet of floor space. And it is completely empty. It doesn‚Äôt even have wi
The Taxidermy Art of Walter Potter (1835-1918)
Fuckin’ Amazin’ !
Deadly Pussy
“While in the holding cell, she removed a .25-caliber semiautomatic from her vaginal cavity.”
Mentos + Diet Coke = Soda Orgasm
Nine Eleven in Three Dee
Peter Potty – the world’s only flushable toddler urinal
Whistle-Blower Outs NSA Spy Room
“AT&T provided National Security Agency eavesdroppers with full access to its customers’ phone calls, and shunted its customers’ internet traffic to data-mining equipment installed in a secret room in its San Francisco switching center, according to a for
‘Star Wars Kid’ cuts a deal with his tormentors
“…one of the world’s first and most-publicized cases of cyber-bullying.”
Yoko Ono Cut Piece 1965
Snip! Snip!
Fun With Packing Tape!
Self Replicating the Head out of Tape to create a Tape Man clone
:::: jumbo queen ::::
Homemade Garbagedump Ferriswheel
Pakistani children ride a ferris wheel over a heap of garbage in a slum area of Karachi, Pakistan
Famous One-Eyed Kitten to Go on Display
Future Now: Reconfigurable Cities
The PAD is envisioned as a combination vehicle/residence, what GM calls “an urban loft with mobility”.
Man Sends Bomb To Doctor After Penis-Enlargement Surgery
“A man pleaded guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges for sending a mail bomb to a Chicago surgeon he said botched his penile enlargement surgery…”
ALL ABOARD! Trend Central©
aNYthing® The next BAPE™?
WTF?!
Fun With Steel Wool
Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme
Classic Cartoon Archive
Some good ones here!
Worst-Case Scenarios: How To Survive A Riot
Thief gets away with Grateful Dead leader’s toilet
The long, strange trip continues for Jerry Garcia’s toilet. Police say the Grateful Dead leader’s commode was stolen recently from a driveway along with three other toilets and a bidet.
Tipsy flowers don’t tip over
Booze stunts stem and leaves, but doesn’t affect blossoms, study finds
Man held as terrorism suspect over punk song
The taxi driver had become worried on the way to the airport because Mann had been singing along to The Clash’s 1979 anthem “London Calling,” which features the lyrics “Now war is declared — and battle come down” while other lines warn of a “meltdown exp
Herv√© Villechaize Sings “This Is All I Ask”
Anarchy In The UK
The Sex Pistols (Glen Matlock Version) do “Anarchy in The UK” on September 4th 1976 on the Granada TV show “So It Goes”.
Extreme Escalator Dive Mishap
Owch!
Operation Taco Bell
Drivethru Snatch
Doctor fired for ‘anal massage’ technique
Knited Bodysuits
Fuckin’ Cool…I Wan’ One!
Ernst Haeckel: Kunstformen der Natur 1899-1904
Trippy Nature Illustrations
Nuclear Blasts + Disco William Tell Overture Video
The strange case of the man who took 40,000 ecstasy pills in nine years
“For the first two years his use was an average of five pills per weekend. Gradually this escalated until he was taking around three and a half pills a day. At the peak, the man was taking an estimated 25 pills every day for four years.”
Super Mario Paranoia
“The Portage County Hazardous Materials Unit and Bomb Detection Unit were called in to downtown Ravenna on Friday morning after seventeen suspicious packages — boxes wrapped in gold wrapping paper with question marks spray painted on them — had alarmed
The amazing DIY village FM radio station
$1!
‘Sketch Pad’ Nude Club Owner Pleads Guilty
Christopher Teague, owner of Erotic City, attempted to skirt the city’s anti-nudity ordinance last year when he gave patrons sketch pads and pencils so they could draw the nude dancers.
The REAL Neckface!
Activists Decry Porn’s Move to Mainstream
“It’s pornography. And if you’re a consumer, John Harmer thinks you’re damaging your brain.”
Ex-Police Chief Gets 12 Years in Sex Case
A former police chief was sentenced Friday to 12 years in prison for having sex with a 14-year-old girl in his police car
Anti-Fart Dog Thong!
“The Dogone – Dog Gas Neutralizing Pad is a comfortable and least intrusive means for deodorizing gassy discharges in a thong design.”
Mariko Takahashi’s FITNESS VIDEO
weird poodle workout video
The Pentagon plans to detonate 700 tons of conventional high explosives in Nevada
Hand-Painted Movie Posters from Ghana
Brain Cells Fused with Computer Chip
“The line between living organisms and machines has just become a whole lot blurrier. European researchers have developed “neuro-chips” in which living brain cells and silicon circuits are coupled together.”
Motorcycle Tour of the Chernobyl “dead zone”
Creepy!
Pimpstar Custom LED Wheels….Crazy!
The PimpStar is a huge leap forward in the evolution of the wheel. With the PimpStar’s built-in full color LED lights, microprocessor and wireless modem, you can display virtually any image, including text, graphics, logos, and even digital photos!
Iraq War Coalition Fatalities
Animated Map
Scared Owl
Police wrestle 108 bags of marijuana out of pit bull’s mouth
A Boston detective searching the apartment of a drug suspect wound up wrestling a sack containing 108 bags of marijuana out of the clenched jaws of a pitbull named Prada.
Boy gets caught in toy-filled ‘claw’ machine
A homeless beauty and the beast
“Heroin and crack crushed it all.”
Spherical Treehouses That Look Like Eyeballs
Two-head girl dies of infection
“The second head contained eyes, a nose and a mouth, but was not connected to any internal organs and was not capable of independent thought.”
Leprechaun gimme da gold rap video
It’s the motherfuckin’ REMIX!
YouTube – Nintendo Sixty-FOOOOOOOOOOUR
Nintendo Sixty-FOOOOOOOOOOUR!!!
70s Live Action Kid Vid
A tribute to the Saturday Morning Shows of the 70’s
Mego Museum: The World’s Greatest Mego Playset
Marionettes Performing Motorhead’s Ace of Spades
Officials seek perpetrator in rape of poodle
sCrAmBlEd?HaCkZ!
Promo video for a beatbox video controller…prettty fuckin’ dope!
Scientoligist Musicians
Beck, Courtney Love, Van Morrison, and many more!
Intellectual Property Run Amok
The Photographer’s Right – A Downloadable Flyer
Your Rights When You Are Stopped or Confronted for Photography
Sculpture of A nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth
Disney – VD Attack Plan – (Venereal Disease Education)
Disney + STD!
Megaphone Helmets
Can you hear me now?!
Milkcrate Digest
Neckface Fotolog
X-Clan’s Professor X Dies Of Spinal Meningitis
“Vanglorious! This is protected by the red, the black and green/ With a key, siss-eeeeeeeee!”
Virtual reality machine gives police hallucinations
Better than a video iPod!
Piss Controled Video Games
Leprechaun In the ‘Hood : A New Begining
“Who else who seen the leprechaun say yeah!”
Courtney Love Was Doing So Well…
Frances Bean Cobain-Love Is Growin’ Up Fast
m1a9366b pr0n
Crazy Dog
This footage made me laugh till I cried…WTF?!
Welcome to the Virtual Personal Robot Museum!
Consumer Robots of the 70’s-90’s
Porn euros being passed off as real
Eros!
Porn star hits it big as wine-maker
From moans to wines.
Normal NJ
Dirty Jerz in the haus!
Duh! Man arrested after asking cops to test his new crack pipe

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