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This fish’s venomous bite is like heroin 🐟💉
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Junkie parrots flying high on drugs are annoying farmers by plundering poppy fields to feed their opium addiction
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Ancient Armies Waged War With Hallucinogenic Honey https://t.co/myDWjEdB2f

Cosby on seducing women: ‘They need chemicals’
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Mystery of how sperm swim revealed in mathematical formula
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A frame grab from a video of the “men only” seat on the Mexico City Metro, part of a campaign against sexual harassment.

‘Penis Seat’ Causes Double Takes on Mexico City Subway
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Indonesian man’s body found inside python
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Medics fired for twerking next to nude, unconscious patient
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Unicode supports Blackulas now
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Mystery ‘fire rainbow’ in sky sparks fears of APOCALYPSE
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This 18-Year-Old Would Not Sell Urban Outfitters 10,000 Of His Hats https://t.co/M83ThPKcvV

Tyrannosaurus rex was a sensitive lover, scientists find  https://t.co/KYzL7IVIAs

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Homemade Monsters: DIY horror movie makeup from 1965
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‘Chemsex’ Is Sex + Drugs
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Dentist traded root canals for meth, peddled child porn, into bestiality: feds https://t.co/K63UrFtAL6

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82-year-old woman still turning the tables as world’s oldest club DJ https://t.co/4abVTjZRR7

“Universal adversarial preturbation” undetectably alters images so AI can’t recognize them
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Mexico invents cloud which rains tequila
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What’s Really Inside Your Cannabis Vape Cartridge?
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Internet users raise funds to buy lawmakers’ browsing histories in protest
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Facial recognition database used by FBI is out of control, House committee hears https://t.co/4ZCt6KLc6r

Eight Forgotten New York Rollercoasters
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Klaus Nomi and Joey Arias dancing in Fiorucci windows NYC – Real People

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Police to arrest people based on ‘Sentiment Analysis’ of their Tweets fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/police-to-arre…

Officers warned about possible attacks during ‘Black August’ abc7news.com/1456140/

Unverified ‘Threats,’ Uncritically Reported: A Tradition as Old as Protest fair.org/home/unverifie…

‘Kill More Cops’ Graffiti Mural Appears on Major L.A. Freeway breitbart.com/california/201…

Cockroach milk is the superfood the world’s been waiting for nyp.st/2a28Yp

Founders of Western civilisation were prehistoric dope dealers newscientist.com/article/209644…

Manhattan’s Wealthy Are Afraid To Buy Cocaine thefix.com/manhattans-wea…

Bubba, a seven-month-old puppy who underwent four months of treatment for exposure to illegal narcotics plays is held in the exercise area on Wednesday morning at the Orange County Animal Care in Orange. Bubba went up for adoption on Wednesday. ///ADDITIONAL INFORMATION: Slug: bubba.072016, Day: Wednesday, July 20, 2016 (7/20/16), Time: 7:36:55 AM, Location: Orange, California - - MARK RIGHTMIRE, THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER

Meth and heroin addicted dog Bubba is now clean m.ocregister.com/articles/bubba…

He Won $3 Million in a Lottery. Then He Invested in Crystal Meth. nyti.ms/2auM3Y9

Rio drug dealers take advantage of Olympics fever in Brazil by selling bags of cocaine emblazoned with Games’ logo thesun.co.uk/news/1509670/s…

THC-A Crystalline: 99.9% THC Crystal Hash looks like Meth marijuana.com/blog/news/2016…

Georgia appeals court says “upskirting” is legal cbsnews.com/news/georgia-a…

Seattle TSA Worker Arrested on Voyeurism Charge nbcnews.to/2aaJt9N

Women could be swapping human sex partners for robots in less than 10 years
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‘Gay Monopoly’ an absolutely fabulous vintage board game from 1983 dangerousminds.net/comments/go_di…

McDonald’s Site Hijacked With Offensive Burger Ideas. Mosque at Ground-Zero, Recktal Prolapse & Toddler Body Bag slashdot.org/story/16/07/21…

Scientists Ponder an Evolutionary Mystery: The Female Orgasm nyti.ms/2aI2XCC

Starving Venezuelans Break Into Zoo to Butcher Animals thedailysheeple.com/starving-venez…

HBO is Rapey
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Zika Found in Semen Months After Infection, Researchers Say abcnews.go.com/Health/zika-vi…

BODY FLUIDS IN HOODOO:
MENSTRUAL BLOOD,
SEMEN, and URINE
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Chuck Strange Purple Rolls Royce Desert Ride

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Head chef fired for bragging about feeding meat to vegans on Instagram telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/0…

There are just SIX plots in every film, book and TV show ever made dailym.ai/29n332U

Martin Lawrence as “White Bob” youtu.be/cCtersHkFSc

At school, he was the ‘cool’ teacher. Online, police say, he was a student-seducing porn star. wpo.st/p1uk1

Bodybuilder Lady crushes watermelon with her legs

Woman Crushes Watermelon with Legs

Pallet Skating

Nude with Vitiligo

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Mysterious Crab Subway N Train youtu.be/5tdiTyzazlc

Women are using Tinder to con men into doing chores
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Ashley Madison admits using fembots to lure men into spending money arstechnica.com/tech-policy/20…

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Rise of the Spice Zombies dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3…

The synthetic opioid U-47700 is killing people in Texas 💉 7.5 Times Stronger Than Morphine thefix.com/potent-new-syn…

Man Pisses On Kellogg’s Cereal Assembly Line [Video] m.wmctv.com/wmctv/db_38156…

Homo sapiens have a more adventurous sexual history than previously realized interbreeding w/ extinct human species news.yahoo.com/homo-sapiens-s…

The girl who bleeds from her EYES and EARS dailymail.co.uk/health/article…

Facebook’s ad platform now guesses at your race based on your behavior – ‘ethnic affinity’
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How to hack a sex toy: tech firms warn public on growing cyber-risks news.yahoo.com/hack-sex-toy-t…

Nothing you see on TV or the Internet can be trusted anymore. NOTHING!
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Never trust a girl with too many followers

Young people prefer an Internet connection to daylight cnet.com/news/young-peo…

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Oklahoma man freaks out town with tattooed swastika face nydn.us/1VtREMq https://t.co/OMdjsOSRGW

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Robitussin’s Advertising Team Clearly Loves Future’s ‘DS2’ Album #Lean #DirtySprite complex.com/music/2015/12/…

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An orgasm a day could keep prostate cancer away, scientists claim telegraph.co.uk/news/health/ne…

Brawl breaks out between leaders of an anti-violence rally in Newark nj.com/essex/index.ss…

Where White People Meet dating site fox13now.com/2015/12/31/whi…

Rediscovered photos of the 70s Hollywood skate scene
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Chipotle a victim of corporate sabotage by biotech industry food terrorists e.coli in retaliation for anti-GMO menu naturalnews.com/052405_Chipotl…

Internet Freedom Is Actively Dissolving in America motherboard.vice.com/read/internet-…

Websites and apps are designed for compulsion, even addiction. Should the net be regulated like drugs or casinos? aeon.co/essays/if-the-…

Boldest Smuggling Attempts businessinsider.com/14-of-the-bold…

9-Year-Old Opens PS4 Box On Christmas Morning, Finds Block Of Wood consumerist.com/2015/12/28/9-y…

Vaping RCs/Narcotics Mega-Thread bluelight.org/vb/threads/779…

Cool Guy with ‘Team USA’ Face Tattoo Jerks-Off on Subway for Over 30 Minutes jezebel.com/cool-guy-with-…

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